@@toseeupload8855I question the scientific intricasies of such a claim. Where's the Dr osborn articles? No? The video? Ha! Are you seriously kidding me right now? Impossible.
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brothel sir!
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brot Hel sir!
-"Doctor Osborn please! The dildo enhancer isn't ready yet! We can't do this! NORMAN GAY-SBORN: "Dont be a cow! Being g4y is a part of laboratory science"
"Hoffman! What are we gonna call this guy?" "Doctor Pu$$*" "Cr@p" "Doctor A$$" "Cr@p" "Doctor C0€k?" "That's pretty good......but it's taken.....by ur girlfriend." "Wait wait wait, i got it: Doctor Dock" "I like it" "Of course u do, ur g4y" "New villain in town: Doc Dock" "Genius" "What're u lookin for, a raise? Get Out!"
The whole dialogue with Harry got me rolling🤣 and "friendzoning me?" part makes me think that Harry's taking a role of MJ in gay-Peter's life. Poor Peter😂
You should do Spider-Man but he has scoliosis, you’ve got the classic “my back!” Line to work with plus the “I hunch” line when MJ mentions him looking taller
“The real crime would be not to finish off my homies” is he going to finish off Spiderman that way too? Edit: Wow, a heart from the human spider? I’m even more excited for Spider-Man 3 but it’s woke
Its crazy how its always redheads specifically they get replaced or swapped out. Its like modern media hates them lol. I find red hair to be very beautiful. Sadly the red hair gene seems to be slowly going extinct.
@@sap9255 Then they can make their own movies and stop making remakes and sequels and replacing characters with people of other races, genders and sexualities. Like they did in the past. Red heads are specifically replaced in these.
Part 3 here: th-cam.com/video/r3bY0u2VUJc/w-d-xo.html
You are making genius work here
My ass is exhausted 😞
JESUS
THIS IS WRITTEN IN THE HOLY QURAN
Я люблю тебя
Doc ock ❌
Doc C_ock ✅
docock
Do cOck
@@Flappy_Birdz Doc Cock: "the power of breed. In the palm of my hand"
Bully Woke-Guire: "oh boy yeaaaaah"
Do cOck
Do C_ock ✅
Respect to Doc Ock for developing " no homo chip " 🗿
😐
😂
Finally a cure to this disease
Hahaha 🤣🥴😂😂
@@dhanurs8085 An emissioned glimpse of light amidst the deep dark apocalypse.
The "no homo chip" killed me 😂
bro thought ahead
I cant stop laughing and im still in my office. 😂
Fr LMAOOO
"That's right... the real crime would be not to finish off my homies"
@user-zd2fr6ke8b did you finish of your homies😂
You finished off my dad!
He finished himself off, Harry!
HE WAS TRYING TO FINISH ME OFF HE FINISHED HIMSELF
Harry, you're a gay wizard
Oh, sorry. Wrong movie lol
😂😂😂😂
@MegaAn😂dyGG
@@MegaAndyGG behold my wand😂
Gay ock: "The power of 19inch in the palm of my hand"
😂
19 inches of Venom
Oh boy yeah
*c
@@sanchezs7614 r/whoosh
"That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?"
"Why, yes. Thank you"
i was waiting for this line but it never CAME lol
give it you*
"I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of... GAY TIME."
@@ProPandaPlays That's because it's in the first film, this video is on the second.
“No matter how many pp I touch I will never be gay” had me 💀 😂
😂😂😂
"Suk dik? No no no Im not gay" lmafo😂
i lost 😂😂😂
I'm with you from the afterlife cuz I passed on after that 😂
Hearing voices...ah?! No homo chip?! *music swells like a dik*
"The real crime would be to not finish off my homies." Bro 💀
"The real crime would be not to finish off my homies" best villian arc ever
I can't take it as not he killing them off
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dying. 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂💀 Shit had me dying
"Ah Rosie I love this boy"
That's crazy
This sums up everything
😂
Rosie: "As a student right?
Doc ock: "....."
Rosie: "RIGHT?!"
Rosie : You can't do this to me
“The real crime is not finishing my homies up”
Tobey Maguire got bit by a gay spider
An itsy bitsy fabulous one
It was actually a radioactive rainbow
@@CVReal see me, it was a they/them
Noo way Dr Oct devloped those hands to touch PP 💀💀💀
So stunning and brave enigmatic.
Without being gay
"Jack off his 4 homie is not a privilege, it's a gift. He using 4 robotic giant arms for the good of his homie and himself"
His homie: "Stop touching my PP, man! You're getting on my nerves"
Doc ock: "I have a knack for that"
@@toseeupload8855I question the scientific intricasies of such a claim. Where's the Dr osborn articles? No? The video? Ha! Are you seriously kidding me right now? Impossible.
"The no homo chip." hilarious !
Brilliant!
I love how he states as fact he isn’t gay but then says the lady is right and that’s why he already developed the no homo chips 😂
I keep watching this because every time he mentions the no homo chip I can't stop laughing
"I should have known Osborn didn't have the spine to finish you"
Spiderman 2 if it was released by Netflix
If Spider Man 2 was released in June of 2024
what about Disney Queer coded villains of 20th century?
Absolute cinema.
No. Because this movie is actually good.
@@Vilgax00 So its indeed not released in june 2024 then.
@@Levas-29 There have been plenty of good movies about gay relationships before 2024 y'know?
"My ass is exhausted"💀
lmao
From the pounding
@@ransomsdpPounding is not a major at this university
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
@@Darth_Niki4 Peter did it to get good grades. Like every lazy person.
The No-Homo Chip Line took me RIGHT OUT
😂😂😂
Still the modern mainstream movies are gayer than this
Ya know, im something of a homosexual myself.
How’d that get in there
Impressive, your parents must be very proud.
I AM the guy who proud of my parents
Im black and homosexual transgender muslim myself!
Disney Queer coded villains
Not gay enough.
lol
"What does it matter to you anyway!?"
@@milk9817So now you're friendzoning me?
@@milk9817 Everything!
Not even that, there's no complaints about the mysoginistic and oppressive patriarchy! Where's our representation??!!
0:25 i meen thats smart not gonna lie
"How right you are"
That killed me
40,000 years of human evolution and we've barely tapped the vastness of gay potential
A fascinating phenomenon that shocks the stars and cosmos alike, including everyone's gender studies class!
Fascinating, your two mothers must be proud
@@royalroyal2210Your politically correct brothers and non binary sisters aswell.
@@Levas-29 how right you are.. Dont you know how much they sacrificed?!!!
@@royalroyal2210 Oh I will. After I'm done with them.
*My ass is exhausted
Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem
😂😂
LoL I love how Doctor Octopus casually explains the smart arms and their purpose 😂
0:17
*BULLY MAGAYRE:* _That's a cute outfit..._
_...Did your husband give it to you !?_
*HIGH GAY HARRY:* _...Yes you did, Peter !_
"You are an amazing creature Gay-Man" 😂😂
@@rga8895 "you and I are not so different"
@@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogamesI’m not like you, you’re homophobic
You put your pp into Pinky.
I put my pp into Stinky.
We're not the same.
"You're in a maze, Spider Man."
"I'm not."
"You are. You're mom gay, Spider Man."
"No, you."
You put your pp into pinky, I put my pp into stinky@@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames
Shouldn’t it be “Spider-Individual”?
Spider-Gay (Alex Jones rant incoming)
Spider-entity
Spider-They/Them
@@amadeusagripino6862 Spider Ma'am
@@Rollerbear712I don’t want them putting chemicals in the air that turns the friggin spiders gay!!!!!
That doc ock gay shit was honestly funny as fuck 😂😂😂
“No homo chip” is wild bro 💀
"The power of balls.... in the palm of my hand"
The pair
"Your breath smells like my crotch" got me dying 🤣💀
"What are you talking about? It's not white you oxymoron!" Sir, this is a white men to pinky brothel. I must contact your adviser.
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brothel sir!
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brot Hel sir!
@@YTrpgvids For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait.
i lost my shīt at "no homo chip"
1:35 lmao 💀💀
Doctor Cocktopus
😂😂😂
Planning isn't a major, mewing isn't a major, grinding isn't a major. Will Parker ever find a major at this university?
Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem.
@@SBalajii Is that a major problem?
Parker, get me gay pictures or you’re fired!
It'd be even more funny if Peter just took a picture of him and gave it to him
Peter, you're faf!
😅
0:35 how right you arr😂
Out of the closet, am I?
-"Doctor Osborn please! The dildo enhancer isn't ready yet! We can't do this!
NORMAN GAY-SBORN: "Dont be a cow! Being g4y is a part of laboratory science"
"You're out Norman"
"No, I'm in"
@Comm😂anderCodyChipless
Not woke enough for today's standards ... there's no black women in like 99% of scenes
That's true, this film was racist. We need to remake it and make doc oc black and spiderman indian. And Jameson has to be a trannie.
That's what I said. And Peter should be black by now. But the most important thing is to throw in a few ugly transitioned people.
Excuse Me? A black/asian/samoan non binary trans fairy woman
I didn't see one Asian or Indian person wedged into it to make absolutely no sense either 🤔
with ai we can one day see this version of spiderman, i mean gayman
"That's right... the real crime would be not to finish off my homies" 💀
1:12 LMAO I thought Harry said he was afraid. He’s sneaking an agenda there. 😂
Bro got gay tentacles talking to him.
“I might”
“Oh” 💀
I always liked when your vids modified existing dialogue, it was very creative, but creating new dialogue with A.I. is just too easy
1:27 jajaja es la version en ingles de lo que hizo Iluminatus.
Muy buena.
Missed opportunity: J Jonah Jameson thinking names to call Doc Ock
Literally just add a C at the start of his name
Jonah: "What do we gonna call this guy??"
Hoffman: "Doctor Pu$$y?"
Jonah: "Ehh that's crap"
Hoffman: "Doctor A_$$?"
Jonah: "Crap!"
Hoffman: "Doctor C_0ck?"
Jonah: "That's pretty good.......but it's taken...by ur girlfriend."
Jonah: "wait wait wait, i got it, Doctor C_0ck"
Hoffman: "I like it"
Jonah: "Of course you do, ur g4y".
Well Doc C0ck would be easy. Doc Dock may be somewhat less overused.
"Hoffman! What are we gonna call this guy?"
"Doctor Pu$$*"
"Cr@p"
"Doctor A$$"
"Cr@p"
"Doctor C0€k?"
"That's pretty good......but it's taken.....by ur girlfriend."
"Wait wait wait, i got it: Doctor Dock"
"I like it"
"Of course u do, ur g4y"
"New villain in town: Doc Dock"
"Genius"
"What're u lookin for, a raise? Get Out!"
You mean Doc Cock?
“The homies can’t say no to me”
Green gobbling
Imagine if the actors were to watch this
I’m never watching Disney minus again.
The intro is crazy 💀
bruh the 1st vid was funny, but this one rly made me lose my shīt😅
the outro was just as crazy tho 😂
Spider-Man 2 if it was written by the Boys writers
So true
Or Disney writer
Uh oh, looks like someone got offended by the recent season.
Yeah have you seen it😂😂 almost every guy is fucking another guy!
@@SweatEagle offended =/= dislike
1:00😂 im dying
doc ock: "you are getting on my ass"
spidey: " i have a knack for that" 💀
The whole dialogue with Harry got me rolling🤣 and "friendzoning me?" part makes me think that Harry's taking a role of MJ in gay-Peter's life. Poor Peter😂
1:19 That’s too good of a line
Thats right...the real crime would be not to finish off my homies.
Words to live by
Gay people when they learn that human spider pins gay pins
"I'm scared "
"Scared that one night you will sneak into my bed"
Damn thats the worst nightmares...u know for straight person
For Spider-Man 3 but it's woke, the Human Spider should make the symbiote turn Peter transgender when bonded to him
Yes
I would prefer make him black but sure
Spider-Ma'am
MAKE IT PINK. PINK SYMBIOTE ROCKS!
Use the voice pitch thing that was done in one of the older videos lol The symbiote would be a metaphor for hormone therapy instead of drug addiction
When the entire Spider-Raimi trilogy releases in June 2024, promoted by woke media
oh my gosh 😂 "The real crime would be to not finish off my homies"
You'll never run out of content, as far as I'm concerned.
0:58 Missed opportunity to put "Oh boy yeah"
you gae or whut lol
"Quiero saber que me pasa, que me pasa. Te pregunto y no sabes..."🎵🎶
Harry : I'm scared
Also harry : so now you're friend zoning me 💀😭🤚
Spiderman 4 netflix edition
1:07 "i missed the part where that's my problem"
Its actually really impressive how the dialogue switches in and out of the real lines. Makes it sync up so well. Very creative!
"The real crime would be not to finish off my homies"... 😂
New Netflix series looks wild
I think my eyes became waterfalls after laughing so hard at the No Homo chip!
Broke Back Spider.
That chip is a placebo my boy
0:28 on the floor pissing myself here
"Look! It's Gay-Man! When he flies...his butt whistles."
~Jeff Dunham's "Peanut"
🤣🤣🤣
Oh so you mean spider man 2 ps5. Nothing better than helping homosexual high school kids ask each other out. Totally beats battling the green goblin
Worst game ever
Doctor cocktopus 🌚
A better love story than twilight.
0:31 - 0:45 wtf ? got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 great phases 😂😂😂
I love how being gay is considered woke now
Well we officially have a Gay man 2 but it’s on PS5 as a game
You mean Spider-Man 2(Insomniac)?
@@GamingNationShm yep
Wait what? Spiderman is gay? Or another character is?
@@467076 I think 2 side-characters(side-mission) were gay.
The hell are you talking about
Bro that harry pete interaction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
man these are too good, please don't stop, keep going
You should do Spider-Man but he has scoliosis, you’ve got the classic “my back!” Line to work with plus the “I hunch” line when MJ mentions him looking taller
0:58
“Would you still love me if I was a worm?” Vibes
"Deez smart arms" 😂
Pete: remember 19inch Di|_do you stole?
Sandman: what does it even mean to you?
Pete: EVERYTHING!
The Human Spider's doctor: Have you been pinning or something?
The Human Spider: I might...
0:35 He truly miscalculated there.
Harry being literally homophobic was a welcome surprise
0:53
"llegaste justo Peter"
"Para soplar la vela?"
"Soplame la vela Peter!"
The multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little
I'll never be able to see Doc Ock from Spider-Man 2 the same way after this! 0:35, the 'No Homo Chip' 🤣🤣🤣
“The real crime would be not to finish off my homies” is he going to finish off Spiderman that way too?
Edit: Wow, a heart from the human spider? I’m even more excited for Spider-Man 3 but it’s woke
When you edit your comments you lose the heart💀
@@The_child-catcher I guess so unfortunately. Lowkey sad at that
Holy shit human spider reheart-ed the comment after I lost the heart.
@@Dreaming_Stray you new to yt?
Alt title:If Disney produced the Spider Man 2 🤣
"You know, I'm something of a gay man myself"
-DocOck
I would genuinely watch a whole movie of this XD
Mary Jane should be black. bcz no redhead characters nowadays 😂
Its crazy how its always redheads specifically they get replaced or swapped out. Its like modern media hates them lol. I find red hair to be very beautiful. Sadly the red hair gene seems to be slowly going extinct.
What about Mary Jane? She's a redhead...
@marcfilms999 there's literally thousands of forms of media for you to see redheads bro, other people are just becoming normalized
@@sap9255 she’s not a red head in any of the modern marvel mobies
@@sap9255 Then they can make their own movies and stop making remakes and sequels and replacing characters with people of other races, genders and sexualities. Like they did in the past. Red heads are specifically replaced in these.