When your so incredibly Homophobic but also gay that you invent a no homo chip to let yourself off the hook for your actions its actually kinda sad poor Otto 😢😢😢😢
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brothel sir!
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brot Hel sir!
@@toseeupload8855I question the scientific intricasies of such a claim. Where's the Dr osborn articles? No? The video? Ha! Are you seriously kidding me right now? Impossible.
-"Doctor Osborn please! The dildo enhancer isn't ready yet! We can't do this! NORMAN GAY-SBORN: "Dont be a cow! Being g4y is a part of laboratory science"
"Hoffman! What are we gonna call this guy?" "Doctor Pu$$*" "Cr@p" "Doctor A$$" "Cr@p" "Doctor C0€k?" "That's pretty good......but it's taken.....by ur girlfriend." "Wait wait wait, i got it: Doctor Dock" "I like it" "Of course u do, ur g4y" "New villain in town: Doc Dock" "Genius" "What're u lookin for, a raise? Get Out!"
The whole dialogue with Harry got me rolling🤣 and "friendzoning me?" part makes me think that Harry's taking a role of MJ in gay-Peter's life. Poor Peter😂
Part 3 here: th-cam.com/video/r3bY0u2VUJc/w-d-xo.html
You are making genius work here
My ass is exhausted 😞
THIS IS WRITTEN IN THE HOLY QURAN
Я люблю тебя
😂😂😂i can't with you😂😂😂
Respect to Doc Ock for developing " no homo chip " 🗿
😐
😂
Finally a cure to this disease
Hahaha 🤣🥴😂😂
@@dhanurs8085 An emissioned glimpse of light amidst the deep dark apocalypse.
Doc ock ❌
Doc C_ock ✅
docock
Do cOck
@@Flappy-u1d Doc Cock: "the power of breed. In the palm of my hand"
Bully Woke-Guire: "oh boy yeaaaaah"
Do cOck
Do C_ock ✅
Gay ock: "The power of 19inch in the palm of my hand"
😂
19 inches of Venom
Oh boy yeah
*c
@@sanchezs7614 r/whoosh
The "no homo chip" killed me 😂
bro thought ahead
I cant stop laughing and im still in my office. 😂
Fr LMAOOO
"That's right... the real crime would be not to finish off my homies"
@user-zd2fr6ke8b did you finish of your homies😂
“No matter how many pp I touch I will never be gay” had me 💀 😂
😂😂😂
But the real crime would be not to finish off your homies...
Dr. Disrespect
@@ivaerz4977 WTH??
When your so incredibly Homophobic but also gay that you invent a no homo chip to let yourself off the hook for your actions its actually kinda sad poor Otto 😢😢😢😢
"The real crime would be not to finish off my homies" best villian arc ever
I can't take it as not he killing them off
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dying. 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂💀 Shit had me dying
"That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?"
"Why, yes. Thank you"
i was waiting for this line but it never CAME lol
give it you*
"I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of... GAY TIME."
@@ProPandaPlays That's because it's in the first film, this video is on the second.
😂😂😂😂😂
If Spider Man 2 was released in June of 2024
what about Disney Queer coded villains of 20th century?
Absolute cinema.
@Vilgax00 So its indeed not released in june 2024 then.
@@Arvinax-29 There have been plenty of good movies about gay relationships before 2024 y'know?
He is not black enough, and wrong gender too.
"Suk dik? No no no Im not gay" lmafo😂
i lost 😂😂😂
I'm with you from the afterlife cuz I passed on after that 😂
Hearing voices...ah?! No homo chip?! *music swells like a dik*
"The real crime would be to not finish off my homies." Bro 💀
'We'll do it here. The power of my eight 19 inches in the palm of my hand. Nothing will stand in our way... Nothing ❕❕'💀💀
this is less gay than Disney now
I'll take gay Disney over the Disney whose eventual plan it is to turn every marvel superhero into a black female.. cuz.. diversity!
"Ah Rosie I love this boy"
That's crazy
This sums up everything
😂
Rosie: "As a student right?
Doc ock: "....."
Rosie: "RIGHT?!"
Rosie : You can't do this to me
*My ass is exhausted
Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem
😂😂
Ya know, im something of a homosexual myself.
How’d that get in there
Impressive, your parents must be very proud.
I AM the guy who proud of my parents
Im black and homosexual transgender muslim myself!
Disney Queer coded villains
“The real crime is not finishing my homies up”
1:04 that's so real😂😂
40,000 years of human evolution and we've barely tapped the vastness of gay potential
A fascinating phenomenon that shocks the stars and cosmos alike, including everyone's gender studies class!
Fascinating, your two mothers must be proud
@@royalroyal2210Your politically correct brothers and non binary sisters aswell.
@@Arvinax-29 how right you are.. Dont you know how much they sacrificed?!!!
@@royalroyal2210 Oh I will. After I'm done with them.
You finished off my dad!
He finished himself off, Harry!
HE WAS TRYING TO FINISH ME OFF HE FINISHED HIMSELF
Harry, you're a gay wizard
Oh, sorry. Wrong movie lol
😂😂😂😂
@MegaAn😂dyGG
@@JohnnyRaven69 behold my wand😂
"My ass is exhausted"💀
lmao
From the pounding
@@ransomsdpPounding is not a major at this university
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
@@Darth_Niki4 Peter did it to get good grades. Like every lazy person.
"I should have known Osborn didn't have the spine to finish you"
Still the modern mainstream movies are gayer than this
"The no homo chip." hilarious !
Brilliant!
I love how he states as fact he isn’t gay but then says the lady is right and that’s why he already developed the no homo chips 😂
I keep watching this because every time he mentions the no homo chip I can't stop laughing
Nazi line are hilarious ?
"Your breath smells like my crotch" got me dying 🤣💀
"What are you talking about? It's not white you oxymoron!" Sir, this is a white men to pinky brothel. I must contact your adviser.
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brothel sir!
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brot Hel sir!
@@gab2025YT For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait.
i lost my shīt at "no homo chip"
"The power of balls.... in the palm of my hand"
The pair
The Doc Oc sections are some of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
0:18 sussy guys trying to get close to gay as possible without being technically gay. 😂
Not woke enough for today's standards ... there's no black women in like 99% of scenes
That's true, this film was racist. We need to remake it and make doc oc black and spiderman indian. And Jameson has to be a trannie.
Excuse Me? A black/asian/samoan non binary trans fairy woman
I didn't see one Asian or Indian person wedged into it to make absolutely no sense either 🤔
with ai we can one day see this version of spiderman, i mean gayman
Also need Puerto Rican Mary Jane. Lesbian Gwen, etc.
Noo way Dr Oct devloped those hands to touch PP 💀💀💀
So stunning and brave enigmatic.
Without being gay
"Jack off his 4 homie is not a privilege, it's a gift. He using 4 robotic giant arms for the good of his homie and himself"
His homie: "Stop touching my PP, man! You're getting on my nerves"
Doc ock: "I have a knack for that"
@@toseeupload8855I question the scientific intricasies of such a claim. Where's the Dr osborn articles? No? The video? Ha! Are you seriously kidding me right now? Impossible.
"You are an amazing creature Gay-Man" 😂😂
@@rga8895 "you and I are not so different"
@@YonyGut1MakesMetalCoversI’m not like you, you’re homophobic
You put your pp into Pinky.
I put my pp into Stinky.
We're not the same.
"You're in a maze, Spider Man."
"I'm not."
"You are. You're mom gay, Spider Man."
"No, you."
You put your pp into pinky, I put my pp into stinky@@YonyGut1MakesMetalCovers
Doctor Cocktopus
😂😂😂
"That's right... the real crime would be not to finish off my homies" 💀
Underrated line
Planning isn't a major, mewing isn't a major, grinding isn't a major. Will Parker ever find a major at this university?
Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem.
@@SBalajii Is that a major problem?
Bro got gay tentacles talking to him.
Tobey Maguire got bit by a gay spider
An itsy bitsy fabulous one
It was actually a radioactive rainbow
@@CVReal see me, it was a they/them
You must have meant to say ToGay Maguire
😂
Netflix’s right version
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
0:35 how right you arr😂
Out of the closet, am I?
-"Doctor Osborn please! The dildo enhancer isn't ready yet! We can't do this!
NORMAN GAY-SBORN: "Dont be a cow! Being g4y is a part of laboratory science"
"You're out Norman"
"No, I'm in"
@Comm😂anderCodyChipless
@@CommanderCodyChipless😂😂😂
On death sticks,you are.
Parker, get me gay pictures or you’re fired!
It'd be even more funny if Peter just took a picture of him and gave it to him
Peter, you're faf!
😅
Shouldn’t it be “Spider-Individual”?
Spider-Gay (Alex Jones rant incoming)
Spider-entity
Spider-They/Them
@@amadeusagripino6862 Spider Ma'am
@@Rollerbear712I don’t want them putting chemicals in the air that turns the friggin spiders gay!!!!!
A great man once said ”everything woke turns to shit”
“I might”
“Oh” 💀
Missed opportunity: J Jonah Jameson thinking names to call Doc Ock
Literally just add a C at the start of his name
Jonah: "What do we gonna call this guy??"
Hoffman: "Doctor Pu$$y?"
Jonah: "Ehh that's crap"
Hoffman: "Doctor A_$$?"
Jonah: "Crap!"
Hoffman: "Doctor C_0ck?"
Jonah: "That's pretty good.......but it's taken...by ur girlfriend."
Jonah: "wait wait wait, i got it, Doctor C_0ck"
Hoffman: "I like it"
Jonah: "Of course you do, ur g4y".
Well Doc C0ck would be easy. Doc Dock may be somewhat less overused.
"Hoffman! What are we gonna call this guy?"
"Doctor Pu$$*"
"Cr@p"
"Doctor A$$"
"Cr@p"
"Doctor C0€k?"
"That's pretty good......but it's taken.....by ur girlfriend."
"Wait wait wait, i got it: Doctor Dock"
"I like it"
"Of course u do, ur g4y"
"New villain in town: Doc Dock"
"Genius"
"What're u lookin for, a raise? Get Out!"
You mean Doc Cock?
"I'm scared "
"Scared that one night you will sneak into my bed"
Damn thats the worst nightmares...u know for straight person
1:30 killed me 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
1:35 lmao 💀💀
“The homies can’t say no to me”
Green gobbling
The intro is crazy 💀
bruh the 1st vid was funny, but this one rly made me lose my shīt😅
the outro was just as crazy tho 😂
1:19 That’s too good of a line
I’m never watching Disney minus again.
*Dr. Cocktavius*
The whole dialogue with Harry got me rolling🤣 and "friendzoning me?" part makes me think that Harry's taking a role of MJ in gay-Peter's life. Poor Peter😂
The No-Homo Chip Line took me RIGHT OUT
😂😂😂
For Spider-Man 3 but it's woke, the Human Spider should make the symbiote turn Peter transgender when bonded to him
Yes
I would prefer make him black but sure
Spider-Ma'am
MAKE IT PINK. PINK SYMBIOTE ROCKS!
Use the voice pitch thing that was done in one of the older videos lol The symbiote would be a metaphor for hormone therapy instead of drug addiction
Harry : I'm scared
Also harry : so now you're friend zoning me 💀😭🤚
"Quiero saber que me pasa, que me pasa. Te pregunto y no sabes..."🎵🎶
Spider-Man 2 if it was written by the Boys writers
So true
Or Disney writer
Uh oh, looks like someone got offended by the recent season.
Yeah have you seen it😂😂 almost every guy is fucking another guy!
@@SweatEagle offended =/= dislike
You'll never run out of content, as far as I'm concerned.
because he missed the part where that's his problem
Spiderman 4 netflix edition
0:20 LOOOOL
LoL I love how Doctor Octopus casually explains the smart arms and their purpose 😂
0:17
Spiderman 2 if it was released by Netflix
1:07 "i missed the part where that's my problem"
0:58
“Would you still love me if I was a worm?” Vibes
THIS WAS HILARIOUS & AMAZINGLY DONE!!!! 😂
I had low expectations, but this was pretty much perfect.
"How right you are"
New Netflix series looks wild
💀💀🤣
0:53
"llegaste justo Peter"
"Para soplar la vela?"
"Soplame la vela Peter!"
I laughed so hard that I actually became this emoji 🤣
The real crime would be not to finish off my homies
-doc oc
Bro that harry pete interaction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That doc ock gay shit was honestly funny as fuck 😂😂😂
"Deez smart arms" 😂
This feels... weird but entertaining at the same time 😂
That chip is a placebo my boy
0:58 Missed opportunity to put "Oh boy yeah"
you gae or whut lol
*BULLY MAGAYRE:* _That's a cute outfit..._
_...Did your husband give it to you !?_
*HIGH GAY HARRY:* _...Yes you did, Peter !_
I swear these videos are so well done it makes me think I'm hallucinating, or I'm on something or both, or
Nahhh... you're just gay. 😏😆👌😅👍👏
Gay people when they learn that human spider pins gay pins
0:44 that’s like the most aggressive way you can touch your homies
You don't know my homies.
@@John_C_Jbut people have limits and i don't think they wanna lose their pps
Well we officially have a Gay man 2 but it’s on PS5 as a game
You mean Spider-Man 2(Insomniac)?
@@GamingNationShm yep
Wait what? Spiderman is gay? Or another character is?
@@467076 I think 2 side-characters(side-mission) were gay.
The hell are you talking about
1:12 LMAO I thought Harry said he was afraid. He’s sneaking an agenda there. 😂
0:43 interesting
0:41
Ah, so basically the Spider-man 2 game..
Alt title:If Disney produced the Spider Man 2 🤣
0:35 He truly miscalculated there.
Harry being literally homophobic was a welcome surprise
doc ock: "you are getting on my ass"
spidey: " i have a knack for that" 💀
nah... 💀💀
“No homo chip” is wild bro 💀
This feels very early internet.... x)
Doctor cocktopus 🌚
A better love story than twilight.
1:00😂 im dying
*Peter! Deja de estar chequeandome el bulto!*
Pero que pedazo profee!
*El Hombre que Araña*
"You know, I'm something of a bottom myself."
0:28 on the floor pissing myself here
“But lube is a major at this university”
Peter deja de ojearme el bulto, mmmhhh que pedazo profe, Esto ya fue inventado hace años mis amigos de estados unidos
This video made me gay but i love it
‘Why don’t you put some broccoli in there.’
"The real crime would be not to finish off my homies"... 😂