@@dionysschub5350A dichotomy isn’t inherently a contradiction. It’s just a division into two opposing or mutually exclusive options. Whether they contradict depends on the context (e.g., true vs. false is a contradiction, but odd vs. even isn’t).
The thing is, anakin is actually a genius, gifted with electronics and whatnot, but the problem is he's got a lot of emotional baggage making him too much of a moody "nice guy" (a la padme, that might be a little harsh, but kind of on the nose lololol) to make rational decisions.
I think that Jedi council made him that way too. They were constantly downgrading and underestimating him. He wanted a recognition and they didn’t give it to him even though he was worth more, than probably all of them. At the same time, the Emperor gave him just that.
Master Baldu Young Skywanker Master Windows Esteemed Microsoft Windows Uber Van Kenobi General Grief Stages Generous Grievous Master Fly Swater Master Enormous Forehead Master Dick-Head Master Mid-Life Crisis Darth Sideous the Unwise Luke Screwdriver Darth Elevator A Jedi named Riley Count Sudoku Palps Master Skywanker Master Yogurt Master Forehead Master Windshield Chancellor Paper plate Young Windu Master Mundi Master Waste of Space 😂😂🤣🤣 Forever ingrained in my mind! 😆
4:02 Anakin: Did you ever hear about the tragedy of Darth Sidious the Unwise? Palpatine: Um, what? Anakin: I thought not... 5:09 Palpatine: Dang, that's deep dude..
-Only through the dark side can you save her from certain death -Could you supply some scientific studies that support your claim? -Ehmm, I don't have them on me right now -Could you please cite the sources from which you derive this information? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 The best
"I'm certain that elaborating on this would overtax your cognitive resources." Dude, that's the most clever, formal, and savage way to call someone dumb, but yet too meticulous to use the words on emails. 😂
This is pure gold, I love it. The elevated combination of comedy with intellectual stimulation is incredibly amusing and entertaining. Congrats dude! Keep up the good work.
“ We grant you a seat on this council.” “This is wonderful!” “However, since you have eliminated our enemies, there is no further need for this council…so, it is dissolved. Congratulations. Now, let’s go party with death sticks and alien women, and your mom’s force ghost.” “Which of you is my dad?” 😂
Actually if you grant that the lightsaber blade is made of dense plasma, it's perfectly plausible for them to absorb light and cast shadows like most solids do
“Do you know by any chance how I can keep the ones I care about from Dying?” “Hahaha funny you should ask Anakin, let me tell you a great story” Awesome lol
"What's up Sidious"
"Oh shit" 😂😂
Can you provide the time stamp?
@@KhandakerKafiNippon 0:41
When a 10 year old tells you an old man is giving off mad creepy vibes, you best listen to him
@@KhandakerKafiNipponless than a minute into the video
lolol
"Waste of space, even kids can be."
😂
lost opportunity to have said the _nerdified_ version:
Continuum waste of space-time, kids are being
Go play in the traffic or something
What about general grief stages
"Go play in traffic or something kiddo"
Yeah, I know a few of 'em.
Oh shit. He said "dichotomy." He's going to recite his thesis.
Quick, flee for your lives!
Nowhere is safe when he is elaborating on his thesis
@@AndrewMeredith-b9hthe deadliest ability to ever be granted by the force, Force Thesis. Its wielder is a living weapon of mass destruction.
It’s all about the intricate dichotomies inherent in various contradicting dichotomies delving into further dichotomies. Simple.
Anakin: What's up Sidious!
Palpatine: Oh shit...
my brain size has double since the last time we met lmao
You are on this council, but we do not grant you permission to stop making these vids, young skywanker
😂nice
😂😂😂😂
What? This is fair!
A wise man, you commented like
But he made this in support of his thesis though
"Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Sidious the Unwise", lost my shit here 🤣
Go Play in traffic kiddo🤣🤣
*esteemed microsoft windows*
💀💀💀💀 i caught that too. Insane line.
😂
@some_channel275
I thought "Master Bald Dude" was better.
LOL those constant yoda moans will never get old😂
"Mmhmmm, yees yes!"
When I get dementia this is how I will remember Star Wars
Making the dementia work for you, nice.
I listen to old audiobooks that I know I've heard before, but don't remember much about them. It's nice. Saves money.
Smart now anakin is
He sounds like Eugene from the walking dead.
Lacking sense the Council is.😊
@@hackman669 nice to see you too *Yoda*
@Littlejohnny-marston
2 do you happen to mean Master Yogurt??
@@not_the_useless_cake856
.???
Master fly swatter we even don't know what a dichotomy is😂😂😂
an inherent contradiction
Perhaps they could learn from his thesis
Bbbbshhheww *lightsaber extends*
@@dionysschub5350A dichotomy isn’t inherently a contradiction. It’s just a division into two opposing or mutually exclusive options. Whether they contradict depends on the context (e.g., true vs. false is a contradiction, but odd vs. even isn’t).
"My brain size has doubled since we last met, Count"
So true
dude, you're freaking me out
@@voldren - You are merely an expendable pawn in the Chancellor's grand design
That dichotomy joke is insane. He will give them a physical demonstration by splitting them in two.
and he had to kill off those younglings due to their ignorance over the dichotomy's
Intelligence done, carry on.
He sounds like Eugene from the walking dead
Anakin: "Stop rising your cancer levels with death sticks!"
Obi-High Crackobi: "Oh I don't think so."
Oh, you mean Larry?
Larry gonna Larry
@@TheRealNormanBatesAm I not a luminous being?
haha if you want to see more of Obi-High Cracobi check out the Auralnauts videos as well. Start with Jedi Party!
@@TheRealNormanBatesWachowski?
"yoink" ~ Darth Elevator
Darth Elevador*
He's mexican
Still not a 20ft python
DARTH ELEVADER Thankyou
anakin: "my brain size has doubled since the last time we've met, Count"
dooku: "dude, you're really freaking me out"
LMAO
"Master Mid-life Crisis"
damn Master Enormous Forehead, that was a bit too close to home.
I love how Palpatine's the only one who's read the script and just gets increasingly confused as events progress.
Seeing Anakin with glasses in the thumbnail makes me think Hayden Christensen would make a good Harry Potter.
Young Patrick Bateman in an American Psycho prequel too, voiceover narration sounds like Bale to me
Interesting concept
Anakin with his powers, the intellect of Tony Stark, detective skills of Bruce Wayne and wisdom of Gandalf. Damn.
And awareness of Deadpool
that was a really good 3 comparisons. such a being would be truly amazing
And the name of Anakin. The only thing he inherited from the actual Anakin, really.
I almost spat out my coffee when I heard “non-Euclidean geometries”
This whole thing is quotable lol, seriously this channel's magnum opus
Love how Anderson Skyscraper says the word Dichotomy in all these clips
"Yoink"
- Darth Vader, former Anakin Skywalker
words of true wisdom right there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
may the fourth wall be with you
Cats are still smarter then Anakin🤣🤣
Kim Dokja be like
Obi-wan shaking his head at everything Anikan says was to funny
It was funny every time
🤣🤣🤣🤣 obi is a hater
It’s hilarious everytime 😂
Even when Anakin ends wars, he still nods his head in disappointment
Aladdin said ‘dichotomy’ three times in a row!! I can die in peace now
I love the yoda laughs every 5 seconds 😂
Same. Those are literally half the reason I watch these 😂
Yoga laughing at everybody’s expense 😂 bro just doesn’t care
Master Yoghurt laughing at every joke is such a good joke. Especially with the short break before laughing at Master Enourmous Forehead.
Anakin is space sheldon in this timeline
I like how it's a running gag in your vids that almost every single time Pal's Poutine gets found out, he just says "um. Shit."
General Griefstages 😂😂😂😂
General Griefstages and Count Sudoku 😅
@@ShruteshKumar Generous Griefstages
Generous Grievous
"So whats for lunch .. im starving"
"Wookiee burgerz."
💀
"What must I do master ?"
"Just let go bro"
The thing is, anakin is actually a genius, gifted with electronics and whatnot, but the problem is he's got a lot of emotional baggage making him too much of a moody "nice guy" (a la padme, that might be a little harsh, but kind of on the nose lololol) to make rational decisions.
All that baggage probably stems from childhood trauma growing up on a planet filled with sand.
I think that Jedi council made him that way too. They were constantly downgrading and underestimating him.
He wanted a recognition and they didn’t give it to him even though he was worth more, than probably all of them.
At the same time, the Emperor gave him just that.
Truly the most culturally relevant space incel. Eat your heart out, Paul Atreides.
This is what Ai is meant for .. 10 outa 10
Master Baldu
Young Skywanker
Master Windows
Esteemed Microsoft Windows
Uber Van Kenobi
General Grief Stages
Generous Grievous
Master Fly Swater
Master Enormous Forehead
Master Dick-Head
Master Mid-Life Crisis
Darth Sideous the Unwise
Luke Screwdriver
Darth Elevator
A Jedi named Riley
Count Sudoku
Palps
Master Skywanker
Master Yogurt
Master Forehead
Master Windshield
Chancellor Paper plate
Young Windu
Master Mundi
Master Waste of Space
😂😂🤣🤣
Forever ingrained in my mind! 😆
You think your smarter than us? Young skywanker? Yoda:mmmmhehehe
4:02 Anakin: Did you ever hear about the tragedy of Darth Sidious the Unwise?
Palpatine: Um, what?
Anakin: I thought not...
5:09 Palpatine: Dang, that's deep dude..
This is better than all of Disney Star Wars products.
Anakin that is too smart for this franchise.
@8:39 "I hate Yogurt, even with strawberries!" -Dark Helmet
"Yoink" I'll never see this scene again without my inner monologue shouting "Yoink" and making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
"Tangential to the actual thesis" LOL in other words "But anyway, "
-Only through the dark side can you save her from certain death
-Could you supply some scientific studies that support your claim?
-Ehmm, I don't have them on me right now
-Could you please cite the sources from which you derive this information?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best
"Well, fourth wall gone, carry on." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know right?
Fr 😂
Well, revenge of the Sith done carry-on
Well done, shredded dude.
💪🙂👍
Famous last words: "Man, I shouldn't have left the high ground." lol
"I'm certain that elaborating on this would overtax your cognitive resources."
Dude, that's the most clever, formal, and savage way to call someone dumb, but yet too meticulous to use the words on emails. 😂
“Luke Screwdriver” I’m dying! Anakin must have been a hit at parties.
THIS IS WONDERFUL! IT'S FAIR!!😃
I could watch a whole movie like this.
"Fourth wall gone, carry on" is probably one of my favorite fourth wall breaks now other than when Deadpool does it.
0:39 Убиван Кеноби? Bro, that's what we in Russia have been calling Obiwan for decades. In Russian, it sounds something like "Killer-Wan Kenobi".
Ngl this man 👆 no capping
Holy shit. I'll never unhear it now.
In a world of morons anyone who knows the truth is considered a fool
This is pure gold, I love it. The elevated combination of comedy with intellectual stimulation is incredibly amusing and entertaining. Congrats dude! Keep up the good work.
Young Skythinker truly is omniscient
Grievous: Uh.. What?!?
Obi Wan cannot stop shaking his head in disappointment
😂😂
He just wants to take a deathstick break. He's not really paying attention...
and confusion
“ We grant you a seat on this council.”
“This is wonderful!”
“However, since you have eliminated our enemies, there is no further need for this council…so, it is dissolved. Congratulations. Now, let’s go party with death sticks and alien women, and your mom’s force ghost.”
“Which of you is my dad?” 😂
“You think you’re smarter than us?!”
“I could inform you of my thesis.”
Death sticks💀💀💀
This made me laugh longer than I should've. The Dark Side of the Force is strong here.
A picture of Darth Vader with a "Yoink!" caption would be a good t-shirt.
Ah yes, Anakin Skyrim
"What? Dude that's wild!" - I love Master Windows
2:19 im fucking dead bro. I can't stop laughing at this part 😭😭
My new favorite Smart-Anakin supercut. I like how he wasn't only dreaming, and turned some of Master Windows' abuses against him this time! 🤣
9:07 Love the "mmhmm" and the where he asks for studies XD
Great stuff Alfox. We have truly entered a new era of ytp.
7:24 "My brain size has doubled since the last time we met", that implies that he had half a brain the last time they met. Made me chuckle.
"Stop waisting time and finish your story nerd"
lmao
Darth Elevator: Yoink!
7:34 LOOK AT THE SHADOW OF OBI WAN! YOU CAN SEE THE STICK FROM THE LIGHTSABER THEY DIDN'T EDIT OUT!
Lol
Actually if you grant that the lightsaber blade is made of dense plasma, it's perfectly plausible for them to absorb light and cast shadows like most solids do
Master enormous forehead hahahaha 3:17
Master yogurt
Count sedoku
Bruh every one of these killed me 😂😂😂
Chancellor paper plate
Obi Wan's constant disaproving head shake gets me everytime. Perpetually disappointed lol.
The name wordplays are always a blast. 🤣🤣
Count Sudoku, Master Dickhead, Anakin Skywanker, Master Windshield, they are all top tier.
Master fly swatter and master yogurt 😂😂😂
Makes me think about MAD comics from The Phantom Menace era. Which I just recently read through.
Master midlife crisis 😂
I have no idea why I laughed so hard at "What's up Sidious!" ... "Oh shit"... But I did... I sure did... lol
An amazing compilation, this is.
That frikkin Obi-Wan head shake, over and over again 😂
Edit: But I kept watching at 11:37. Windu saying "It's unFAY-uh" like that...WTF?
everyone's dead pan stares fit this so well, like they have no idea what Anakin is talking about lol
"OH I SHOULDN'T LEFT THE HIGH GROUND"
Honestly I would find a overpowered Anakin series hella entertaining, something like One Punch Man but Anakin is smart and is of course a strong jedi
This is too good, actually the best piece of media I have and will ever see in my entire life.
"This is wonderful! Its fair!"
Kenobi "That's right " 😂
I'm so done
"Young Skywanker" was said perfectly, lol. Sounded legit.
Dude, keep doing these!
Palpatine looking back and forth at grievous and anakin just trying to grasp wtf is going on has me dead 💀💀💀
I had to smash the like button after "non-eucildian geometry of our spacetime continuum"
2:24 hahahhaa sideous's experession LLOLO
If this video has taught us anything, it's that Uber-van Kenobi definitely does not approve.
This is is genius, I was able to keep a straight face until 4:20. Luke Screwdriver caught me with the guard down🤣
"go play in traffic or something"
Smart anakin is so smart
2:42 " That's right "
"this is great! It's fair!" Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
2:06 love the random yoda noise
“Do you know by any chance how I can keep the ones I care about from Dying?”
“Hahaha funny you should ask Anakin, let me tell you a great story”
Awesome lol