I don't remember the time I was dating as teen as well. Just the thought to go out and meet some complete strangers... And do what?! Eat, drinks? Some awkward conversations and acting trying to be cool ?! I have wife for so long and kids, I don't remember my empty time as lone loser before that. Adults 30+ are already settled down and don't do dates.. and absolutely associate with this.
I once saw a white shirt wearing german at the bus stop with one rose in his hand and then the date came and started was the most awkward out of place chat I ever encountered on this bus stop. Probably because nobody speaks at that bus stop.
i just realised. anton fanbase is able to speak 3 or more languages. richtig wilde geringverdiener! or what if his entire fanbase is germany based but we all talk english
Ranton describing dates exactly how they are while making them sound like the most foreign concept like: _“How do you dRiVe a car like you get in and it’s like_ *nOw i pUt mY fEEts oN tHe pEdals aNd aCcelErate??* 🥴
That cringe feeling is so relatable, not being able to say anything is the worst nightmare that happened in my life, I just want to end myself when I'm silent
I have a theory that cringe accelerates perceived time, or perhaps subjective memory of such whilst cringing. The brain simply does not want to recall the full experience as a self defence measure.
2:35 Maßgeschneiderte Anzüge mit einer farblich passenden Fliege oder Krawatte für optimale Wirkung und Optik. An die nicht-Deutschen: Nehmt euch mal ein Beispiel!
When I used to date I wear whatever the f I like. I think before I got married I wore anime shit sleeves rolled back with all my anime and games tattoo. We hit off because of how random I was making her laugh.
Something tells me by the way he asks "How do people date?" He must have met his wife in a street fight and she was the only woman who stopped his half Asian rampage so he found her worthy to be his spouse.
this goblin meme machine is so lucky that he found sophia so early 😂😂
So the use of jippy music isnt the only similarities he has with general sam
7:50 ... How dare you
@@skyfinancejanitor6695 holy shit
Yea how did that come about. pls tell me the story pls
He's Twomad and Filthy Frank fused together.
I love that he does memes every fuckign time he speaks it’s like that the internet is actually integrated to him
to hirn
Best part about it
Why do people go on dates?? I don't get it.
Many such cases
Yoooooooo. Do you smash on the first date tho?
Collaborate with ranton
Yeh mr fake content
Hafu
This guy has a wife without even knowing what a date is and we are over here being alone forever.
Indian marriage market in a nutshell
Master Class.
speak for yourself lmao
I don't remember the time I was dating as teen as well.
Just the thought to go out and meet some complete strangers... And do what?! Eat, drinks? Some awkward conversations and acting trying to be cool ?!
I have wife for so long and kids, I don't remember my empty time as lone loser before that.
Adults 30+ are already settled down and don't do dates.. and absolutely associate with this.
Shaolin
okay so I'm convinced, if rantoni never went to the Shaolin temple, he would've never seen a vageen in his life.
M or f?
@@SocietyKilledTheUnicorn tf u on? omegle?
@@emillic7976 I miss question Mode a lot though
A date is a job interview to get laid. therefore the outfit.
crirical hit there
Brilliant
lol fuck that. wrong way to do it.
literary you are performing.
6:37 dude the way Ranton’s beard disappeared made me sit up in my seat, I thought I was losing my mind or some sh**
Smooth.
That bruh timing was so hilarious and the fact that he was wearing a white shirt is such a coincidence!
Cringe is the strongest weapon...I just can't do anything against it...it kills you from the inside
I once saw a white shirt wearing german at the bus stop with one rose in his hand and then the date came and started was the most awkward out of place chat I ever encountered on this bus stop.
Probably because nobody speaks at that bus stop.
😂
_„So, what are you doing for a living?“_
*„Why is a cameraman with you?“*
_„You first.“_
Imagine going on a blind date and the dude brings a fucking cameraman
OH NAW THATS TRUE
Ranton's reaction to this made it actually funny and bareable 😂
I haven’t laughed this fucking hard in 15 years
In Morocco the girl gets usually super well dressed and the guy shows up in a nike or adidas track suit
So russia?
@@elkmeatenjoyer3409 north aftican arab is basically the eastern europe of africa
@@adamelatifi2446 HAHAHA
dude, she wore giant hoop ear rings and a choker... there was absolutely no need to ask her that.
Wack
it's absolutely idiotic to ask that in 99% of date situation
@@farterboy the bigger the O the bigger the "garden tool". if you know you know.
Video so cringe Rantoni lost his hair halfway through.
i just realised. anton fanbase is able to speak 3 or more languages. richtig wilde geringverdiener! or what if his entire fanbase is germany based but we all talk english
I am Dutch
This guy had survived so much, it only makes sense that dating girls is the final boss
Ranton describing dates exactly how they are while making them sound like the most foreign concept like:
_“How do you dRiVe a car like you get in and it’s like_ *nOw i pUt mY fEEts oN tHe pEdals aNd aCcelErate??* 🥴
Wait time stamp for this bit, I couldn't find him freaking out abt the concept
@@koransumant62702:05
That cringe feeling is so relatable, not being able to say anything is the worst nightmare that happened in my life, I just want to end myself when I'm silent
I'm glad you enjoyed my contribution to the stream😆brUh
I have a theory that cringe accelerates perceived time, or perhaps subjective memory of such whilst cringing.
The brain simply does not want to recall the full experience as a self defence measure.
ranton and sofia is pewds and marcia swapped:
ranton = kawai voice
sofia = the cool one
*Random guy goes on a date*
Ranton: *wheezing*
4:20 dude having veitnam flashbacks
3:20 omg the callout on that white hemd HAHAHAHHAHAHA
So Hafu Go is 29yrs and chose the 21 old girl,classic.
0:59 - this is the next level of his training
shaolin(warrior) monk having seizures watching ultra cringe content 🤣🤣
💀
Dude, Ranton is cringing so hard that it is affecting him physically
Ranton really has to be one of the most Hilarious dues I've ever watched🤣🤣🤣
As a server I have to say the German date dress code is dead on
Is Hafu Go the evil version of Ranton???
Or the good version depending on how you look at it
Horn-knee is a deadly combo indeed bruh
I think I’m getting wrinkles from how hard I cringed.
Shaolin warrior dying on a couch dabbing.
Twitch is a magical place where playsound timings and reality intertwine
3:20 Bruh i don't have the will to watch this no more
Moar Ranton does Cringe, please. I'm sitting in my own piss.
Ranton is Kung Lou and Hafu is Liu Kang confirm
i audibly groaned at 5:59
I thought this was a Noel Miller video for a sec
The Bachelor: Hafu Go.
gegen 3:30 die lache alter xD digga wie er den weird shit feiert ich fühle das bro musste grad selber so lachen :'D
okay cool
6:37 Ranton goes for a shit and a shave 😂
6:36 you just went for a shave! :))))
2:35 Maßgeschneiderte Anzüge mit einer farblich passenden Fliege oder Krawatte für optimale Wirkung und Optik. An die nicht-Deutschen: Nehmt euch mal ein Beispiel!
0:14 the prophecy is true 🤣🤣
Bruh u got insanely infatuated ! 😂🤣🤣
this is the video I didn't know I needed
Dont mind me just putting a stamp 6:59
The 冰淇凌 thing always cracks me up haha
8:49 a future teller!
This is true. It has been decided.
bro please teach me how to laugh like you. love you bro
Did my man shave half way through the video 😭😭
bruh, i can't, the cringe is too strong for me 😂
Damn, did I miss a vid where @Ranton reacts to Hafugo's shaolin vids?
This must be the most toxic shaolin ever
He was editing his video, saw his baldness and shaved hhead midway through the editing process? "Explain!"
I never date; I just hook up at the club.
Dating is dead in America.
It is just rocking.
Ranton+hafu collab when?
2:00 hey i also got one of those XD
My man utilises chi energy for dating and romanceon the maximum level
Hafu go to the polls!
btw what's the source of BRUH sound? i could never find it.
headgraphix or sumn on vine made that sound effect in one of his videos
Bruh sound
Bing chilling
You are legendary man
When I used to date I wear whatever the f I like. I think before I got married I wore anime shit sleeves rolled back with all my anime and games tattoo. We hit off because of how random I was making her laugh.
what he said about German men is 100 percent true
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this Laugh
Holy shit based Ranton who never fucking dates and just gets his wife in the Shaolin Temple (where you are supposed to suppress your lust smdh).
When you cringe so hard...
Well Ranton, if youre going to date with someone else now you might be in trouble lol
ranton has a pretty strong incel vibe for a married man😂
Bruh, now i'm curious about how cringe the other dates were lol
Monkee ACTIVE
Your laugh is legendary)))
Hafu Go is Faku Go.
It should be in encyclopedia definition of Spanish shame.
Thank you for absorbing the CRINGE for us!
hast du game empfehlungen ? brauche paar neue mir ist langweilig
Hafu is the Yi long ma of ranton
actually just noticed he has 8m subs...
Something tells me by the way he asks "How do people date?" He must have met his wife in a street fight and she was the only woman who stopped his half Asian rampage so he found her worthy to be his spouse.
3:42 Haha
unfortunately I never had a white hemd :/ never could wear it at dates
SOOOOOO YOU PAY MEEEE
BASED TAKE
I have definitely worn that
6:46
3:38
Oh god
5:15 bro es gibt ja auch simplere dates
3rd or 4th attempt. I think ill make it through the video this time!
oh its Doctor Strange but asian
It's scripted. It has to be because that was truly cringe
Rantons reaching for content on this one
What’s the origin 1:24 “So you pay me”
it's what a monk at the temple said to him every time he asked for something
@@diya4959 thank you
Hold me, Ranton
imagine asking a girl if she SMASHES ON THE FIRST DATE
the cringushi....