He low-key answered his own question in his head. I feel like Markiplier, despite the compulsive urge to express his disappointment, knew somehow that he was already ruminating in his shame and gave him the courtesy.
@@stingerjohnny9951 I mean, shame is a necessary component in constructive criticism, but you got a point. It's not like it's worth beating yourself up too hard. I think Ethan ruminated for just the right amount of time, y'know.
@@Aflay1 I definitely see your point, though I personally didn’t realize it at first as I lost my last fuck to give a couple years ago. 🤣 You are right in your sentiment though.
Ethan: “We have touch, we have sound, we have taste, we have smell-“ *looks at Mark* Mark: *points at ears (even though he already said sound)* Ethan: We have ears- Mark: *Windows loading sound*
Mark was so poor as a child that they couldn’t afford the 3rd dimension. Cubes? Pyramids? Cylinders? Never existed. He was on a 2D plane for most of his life
@@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai Im not a native english speaker and lil changes between words (Exited and excited, loose and lose etc) are still hard for me, mainly because that stuff wasnt taught in school so I have to learn it years later
@@justozzy5559It’s kinda like Niffty from Hazbin Hotel in reverse. She’s normally a chaotic little gremlin until she’s got a camera pointed at her, then she just freezes up.
0:34 when this vid came out, i was so scared when the wood collapsed mark was gonna get pinched by it. cuz it wouldve been bloody. ive been split open by similar structures and that moment in the vid game me so much anxiety
Nah it’s more like a graph than a spectrum. They’re both on the same side of the capable spectrum, but one’s on the top of the axis and one’s on the bottom
i like how right after ethan asks if pirates are real he just sits there because suddenly mark is still and quiet so now he’s terrified and you can see it in his face
2:04 what took me out was the faint little **squeakies** of ethan's feet as he scuttles around in circles in the hot tub (ok 2:19 is even better lmfao)
The way Mark said. "I've got ten more months of this shit...it's like a prison sentence" Just radiates more depressed single father energy than the entire video.
That's what my bfs veins are like. Meanwhile I had to have an iv put in recently and my veins were so small they had to break out the ultrasound machine. 😌
I love the fact that Ethan says "Were pirates real?" fully convinced that they weren't, Mark stops wrapping, and then Ethan looks like he's about to cry
That very first interaction is literally a parent with a child lol. E:I BOUGHT A PRESSURE WASHER M:shhhhhh E: *whispers* i bought a pressure washer M:Yea WOW E:Are you excited about it? M:Suure
I love how the clip of them seeing the spider and freaking out is so universal. People from any background or culture could understand it and that's so funny to me. Them seeing the spider and going "OOoooOOOHHH!!!!!" Simultaneously is perfection
1:22 Mark’s face while holding his laughter of ethan introducing the parts of the espresso machine was priceless. He looks so done but cant help but laugh
As someone who works with kids this hits on a deep spiritual level for me. Like the absolute confusion mark has at ethan going in circles in the hot tub is so accurate i dead ass thought i was at work looking at a coworker
The coffee segment where Mark just quietly dies behind Ethan naming off it's features is probably my favorite just because that probably caught him off guard and it was just a sincere moment of Mark losing his shit!
i love that Mark's first reaction to seeing a spider is to just point and scream and then Ethan immediately follows up by pointing and screaming
like father like son :)
@@user-qy5si4gz1k It’s in the blood 😋
Timestamp plz?
@@mixie-moxie5306 1:43
The spider deserved better
Ethan: Were pirates real?
Also Ethan: *instant regret*
You can see the very emotional frown on his face the second after he said it and it’s amazing
He low-key answered his own question in his head. I feel like Markiplier, despite the compulsive urge to express his disappointment, knew somehow that he was already ruminating in his shame and gave him the courtesy.
@@Aflay1 hey, no shame. We’ve all said stupid things that made us sound like fucking idiots at some point in our lives.
@@stingerjohnny9951
I mean, shame is a necessary component in constructive criticism, but you got a point. It's not like it's worth beating yourself up too hard. I think Ethan ruminated for just the right amount of time, y'know.
@@Aflay1 I definitely see your point, though I personally didn’t realize it at first as I lost my last fuck to give a couple years ago. 🤣
You are right in your sentiment though.
My favorite thing is Amy giggling to herself behind the camera. She 1000% encourages this bullshit and Ethan thrives on it
The instigating mom vs the dad trying to keep things in order XD
Amy is the cool mom/aunt :) the kind who lets the kids play with knives and fire bc she is the "adult supervision"
@@stingerjohnny9951 also the dad secretly enjoys it lol
Amy and Mark are practically Ethans Parents at this point. during Unus Annus Mark was just tired of Ethans nonsense.
ethan saying "hey mark how do you saw" lives rent free in my head
Yes
Yes and imma ruin your 100 likes, so sorry
Ethan saying "you grow autocorrect" also lives rent free in my head
That whole 2 second convo does.
And I love it
Eef: "Hey Mark ? "
Mark: "whats up man? "
Eef visibly struggling : "how u saw? "
*how you* saw ???
Mark radiates “older brother in college” meanwhile Ethan when he gets like this is just “I’m in 8th grade” and I’m HERE for it.
Same age difference. So yeah lol
@@_lil_lil oh my god yeah… I guess you’re right. I forget there’s SEVEN years between them…
@@Saturn_13 That’s honestly weird to think, but also kinda wholesome.
That’s me and my older brother, because he’s in college And I’m in 8th grade.
It’s more like disappointed but amuzed Dad energy
“did you have spheres growing up?” absolutely killed me
No, he could only afford flat surfaces like the ground
@@Wafflelord-Gaming hol up.
No, mark’s childhood consisted of only regular polygons
"No.."
There was a moment that Mark thought Ethan was serious, I could tell. Then Ethan brought up Mark "growing up" and was probably relieved.
"You can have less UUAGH or more UUAGH"
Mark and me: *dying*
"Depending on where the dial is."
@@sunflowerdaze0095 I prefer more UUAGH personally
@@lowheadvarney158 me too
UAÆLGH
Ethan: “We have touch, we have sound, we have taste, we have smell-“ *looks at Mark*
Mark: *points at ears (even though he already said sound)*
Ethan: We have ears-
Mark: *Windows loading sound*
I can't believe they remembered smell and taste but not sight
Actually I would imagine it to be more of a windows error sound but okay
Also took me a LOOOOOOOOT of time to realize the right answer lol
he was probs pointing at the eyes
@@pigeon1017 he taps his ears
Somehow they managed to be both
Older/younger brother energy and
Father/son energy
Older brother that adopted the younger one.
also
neighbour / neighbour's kid
There's like, 2 dad/son moments, the rest are totally big bro/little kid moments.
He talks to Ethan like I talk to my 8 year old nephew
I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING HOW ETHAN GIVES OFF 8 YEAR OLD NEPHEW VIBES
@@DragonXmicro it’s true
Mark: Who’s a big boy?
Ethan: I’m about to be 😏
Mark and Ethan: * laughter *
The way you put that emoji after that unnerved me slightly.
Conner??
**100% REAL FOOTAGE** Markiplier blowing Ethan **GONE SEXUAL**
You literally just copied the joke from the video. What was the point of this comment? You didn’t even say it killed you or anything
@@jaycemarshall9237 but in the video was a android emoji, he used a iPhone emoji, so even the video is funnier
I still think Ethan going from being some fan at Vidcon to having a channel with Mark is the best character arc
Agreed
he is y/n
@@pinkpusheenpaws bruh, its so real??? mans living a IRL version of a wattpad fanfic 😭
@@pinkpusheenpaws pardon me wut
Hes who I wished I could've been in 2015
3:35 I died for a straight minute looking at his face trying to hold back from laughing.
The look of realising what he just said is stupid
*chef kiss*
Marks face at 1:20 is better in my opinion
I love the way Mark just stops 😂
i cant believe i stuck with these two for a whole year 😭
I can’t believe I didn’t.. I’m sad.
I know this video says Mark was babysitting Ethan but I swear it felt like the viewers were babysitting both of them and sometimes Amy too
I have much longer and I can and can't believe it XD
I can believe I did. Ethan reminds me of myself
@@lovemusic6218 literally me too man , I can’t speak to save my life and omg my ADHD gets bad bro
Mark was so poor as a child that they couldn’t afford the 3rd dimension. Cubes? Pyramids? Cylinders? Never existed. He was on a 2D plane for most of his life
Alas, a poor boy's plight.
the first clip says it all, its literaly a kid being super exited about a realy uninteresting thing and the parent is like "yeah WoW!"
Heh yeah lol TwT also Momento mori my friend
@@WhippoorWispWillow memento Mori!
He's so happy about the pressure washer he bought with his own money and Mark just goes "Ok cool👍"
Super exited? Where did he go?
@@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai Im not a native english speaker and lil changes between words (Exited and excited, loose and lose etc) are still hard for me, mainly because that stuff wasnt taught in school so I have to learn it years later
"I bought a pressure washer! :D"
"Mhm, woww"
Mark's reaction is the reaction every parent has when their child shows them something cool they did
I'm 21 years old and that's still my dad cuz I say it the same way Ethan says it 😂
Hey remember when Mark still had 10 more months of this shit
Made it sound like a court sentencing
@@Wafflelord-Gaming it’s not?
I miss those days... :(
Memento Mori
Ah yes, the clock had so much time back then. The good ol days
Ethan hates listening to Mark's instructions so much-
Mark: Start from *a minute* and go from there!
Ethan: I'll go for *three minutes*
It’s like when I ask my dad for the time to put something in the microwave, then adjust it by a second or two
"AAAAAA"
"AAAAA *points at a spider* "
" *stomps on it* AAAA IT'S STILL ALIVEEE-
K I L L I T"
" *stomps on it* "
"into da rug it goes"
*spider XD
I love that Ethan isn’t afraid to let every intrusive and immature thought he has just run wild while he’s around Mark
mark acts like both a father, older sibling, and slightly more mature friend all at once
I like marks posture in the beginning. Just the "I'm just going to let him do his thing"
I love how Ethan is so calm in his videos until he gets around certain other people XD
Adhd is one hell of a drug. As someone who also has it. Its very wild how different I am around people and solo
@@DeathProductions200 ikr
In the video with Sean and the wax thing they even talked about how Ethan is totally normal until the cameras turn on 🤣🤣
Right ?! What I'd like to know is why the fuck it happens to us
@@justozzy5559It’s kinda like Niffty from Hazbin Hotel in reverse. She’s normally a chaotic little gremlin until she’s got a camera pointed at her, then she just freezes up.
Sometimes it seems like Ethan is age regressing around Mark.
that what I was thinking XD
I mean he has ADHD too which also contributes a lot lol
and you know what good for him
Their brain cells are allergic to each other
As an age regresser, that's 100% what it looks like and I love it, the chaos that ensues is so fun and Ethan looks so happy
"no its just suckin on my toes" being at 4:20 is just immaculate
edit: 1k likes- I didn't think this would get so much attention I-
628 likes and no replies
Damn,damn
omg- a- edit- thanks- for- the- likes- comment- I-
Bruh this part slayed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny number
0:34 when this vid came out, i was so scared when the wood collapsed mark was gonna get pinched by it. cuz it wouldve been bloody. ive been split open by similar structures and that moment in the vid game me so much anxiety
Same here ⊙ヮ⊙💧
there's a cracking noise at that moment in the video...
-Ow my spine-
oh my god i never thought about that 😭😭
im glad im not the only one with that anxiety
Bruh, don't even pp but i felt that
4:27 Never have I seen a dude look so defeated as Ethan explaining why he had to deflate his Zorb ball
2:45 brings back horrible memories of mimics from ds 1 sounds exactly like them
help i can’t unhear it now
Oh Gwyn you're right
Honestly, the whole experience showed me how much Mark really adores Ethan... even when he says/does the most outlandish of things.
At the beginning, the way Mark is sitting and Ethan throwing up his arms sets the vibe.
5:12 you can tell how close friends they are
You must be a historian.
@@OfStarrySkiesandFireflies PAHAHAHA
3:55 i bet markplier was about to explain in detail how his family couldn't afford spheres
I've never seen two humans on different sides of the capable spectrum like this.
Nah it’s more like a graph than a spectrum. They’re both on the same side of the capable spectrum, but one’s on the top of the axis and one’s on the bottom
I relate to Ethan on so many levels 😂
Lol same
lol samee
Most definitely
Me2 I have ADHD as well
What I love about 3:05 is that Mark isn't even giving the right clue. The one Ethan was missing was sight lol
I love how Ethan says "I bought a pressure washer!" it's so wholesome
They need to have their own show
They did it’s called Unus Annus
@@lowheadvarney158 I was gonna say the exact same thing XD
I am thinking more cable/streaming access show
I love how Ethan Knew he was being judged when he asked "Were pirates real" when Mark stopped wrapping him.
Eef:"we have touch, we have sound, we have taste, we have smell we have..."
Mark miming hearing:
Eef:"... ears"
Mark:👁️👄👁️
Mark.exe has stopped working
He already Said sound needed touch
Its made even better that Mark in half of these videos, just looks like a disappointed parent. "why did I have to get the dumb child"
1:18 Mark's face when he looked back was the funniest thing
“Maaark, let me in 😭”
Gets me every time.
1:01
The fact you can tell mark has that "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed" face
3:18 I love how jack is just standing there lol
i like how right after ethan asks if pirates are real he just sits there because suddenly mark is still and quiet so now he’s terrified and you can see it in his face
“How you saw?” Is the best question because I still don’t know the answer. Middle school woodworking was a nightmare and I never woke up.
2:04 what took me out was the faint little **squeakies** of ethan's feet as he scuttles around in circles in the hot tub (ok 2:19 is even better lmfao)
The way Mark said.
"I've got ten more months of this shit...it's like a prison sentence"
Just radiates more depressed single father energy than the entire video.
Marks veins at 1:06 are INSANE
That's what my bfs veins are like. Meanwhile I had to have an iv put in recently and my veins were so small they had to break out the ultrasound machine. 😌
what are you a vampire??
i always die inside when ethan asks “were pirates real?”
Alternate title: Mark questioning having kids for almost 6 minutes 😂😂
1:17 this will forever be one of my favorite Unus Annus quotes in the history of ever. When Mark and Ethan get together I swear it's like magic
I love the fact that Ethan says "Were pirates real?" fully convinced that they weren't, Mark stops wrapping, and then Ethan looks like he's about to cry
ethan: "I bought a pressure washer!"
mark seemingly un amused: "wow"
oh how times have changed
I felt the "Mark, how did you get yours open?" deep in my soul
"Hey Mark"
"How you saw?"
*squeal of laughter*
This is the first time Mark's ever seemed like an adult to me
Ethan explaining how he had to deflate the balloon tube thing made me so sad lol
Ethan is like the child mark never asked for and doesnt want but still loves anyway.
I instinctively screamed when Ethan just grabbed the push saw from Mark without saying anything to him first
2:14 I CAN'T GET OVER HOW MUCH THEY RADIATE SIBLING VIBES
Spider: *EXISTS*
Mark: *Becomes opera singer*
0:02 is perfect. Mark is sitting exactly like a patient mother while her son shows her a cool new thing he got.
I'M LITERALLY IN TEARS OVER THE SCREAM IN PERFECT HARMONY
im sobbing holy shit- i love that during Ethan's story about the inflatable ball thing he sounded like he had been, and still was, crying
I'm so sad I'm just now discovering how amazing this duo is
Oh no 😭
💀🙃
1:21 the one time that Ethan made him laugh so hard he was silent 🤣
4:19 "nah its just sucking on my toes"
I CANTTTT I CANT STOP LUAGHING
1:21 is so underrated 😭😭😭😭😭 the way mark dies in the background while ethan casually keeps talking
That very first interaction is literally a parent with a child lol.
E:I BOUGHT A PRESSURE WASHER
M:shhhhhh
E: *whispers* i bought a pressure washer
M:Yea WOW
E:Are you excited about it?
M:Suure
I love how the clip of them seeing the spider and freaking out is so universal. People from any background or culture could understand it and that's so funny to me. Them seeing the spider and going "OOoooOOOHHH!!!!!" Simultaneously is perfection
I can't handle how much caring dad energy Mark radiates sometimes! He radiates so much of it that I nearly forget I never had a dad for myself.
The dynamic between the 2 was amazing and wholesome. So many funny moments of those 2 goofballs 🥰
2:30
As a trumpet player, this enrages me to see this unfold.
Mark is so patient, Ethan is so sweet. This is wholesome at its best
Mark: “ya did it-“
Ethan: “no it’s just suckin on my *toes”*
EDIT: I forgot I commented this two years ago-
1:55 me & my 2 brain cells trying to concentrate on course work.
WAIT THIS IS WHERE THE PRESSURE WASHER SOUBD CAME FROM?? I LOVE IT EVEN MORE NOW
i b o u g h t a p r e s s u r e w a s h e r
Alternative title:
“Mark questioning his friendship with Ethan for 6 minutes”
The idea of Mark being Ethan's father figure is both wholesome and the funniest shit
2:51 Mark would make a good father
The fact that mark is such a great father is amazing 😆
Can we just acknowledge how good Mark looks in work clothes? Like, omgosh he looks so good in a flannel, jeans, and a tool belt.
1:02 it’s the realization he might die😂😂
1:22 Mark’s face while holding his laughter of ethan introducing the parts of the espresso machine was priceless. He looks so done but cant help but laugh
Mark having to turn away from the camera as he laughs at Ethan’s bullshit is so relatable.
I love Ethan so much 😂 he's too precious and wholesome
This is honestly adorable for no reason 😭🤣
The part where Mark loses it after Ethan says "or more EEEUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH" had me dying
3:02
When Ethan said sound already then Mark pointed to his ears to say sound again. I swear, they’re both idiots 😂😂
"I've got 10 more months of this shit."
The true spirit of unas anus. Mark being sick of Ethan's shit.
They radiate older cousin being forced to babysit his favorite little cousin but still tired
Alternative title: Markiplier being Ethan's father for 6 minutes straight
"i bought a pressure washer"
Mark a tired platonic older brother: Yeah man
This just showcases Adhd without a filter
Mark dying from laughter from Ethan’s coffee comment is my favorite thing
As someone who works with kids this hits on a deep spiritual level for me. Like the absolute confusion mark has at ethan going in circles in the hot tub is so accurate i dead ass thought i was at work looking at a coworker
The coffee segment where Mark just quietly dies behind Ethan naming off it's features is probably my favorite just because that probably caught him off guard and it was just a sincere moment of Mark losing his shit!