"Have you ever been bitten by a frog? Have you ever been bitten by a log? Have you ever been bitten by the fog?Have you ever been bitten by the hog?" --Ethan Nestor 2019
I always crack up at how Ethan says : "How confident in you are you, er, are… how confident are you in.. your ability to.. tell me whether I'm telling you 2 truths and 1 lie"
@@ND62511 Well..... in a video Mark did say that he has "done cocaine" in a lie detector test, and Ethan always acts like he's on crack but they never had a title "Mark and Ethan do crack together" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"I can't think when i'm listening to your bullshit!" *Me trying to do the work independently while the teacher keeps instructing us on how to do it like we're idiots* (2:43)
4:24 Mark: “cause I f*cking hate you” Also Mark: *lets Ethan hold him like a chicken in the chicken video even tho he always told him not to touch him*
I wish these were more in order, all the humor of mark’s “What are your thoughts on Korea” line comes from Ethan having said it first, to name an example.
I’m slightly offended the wax video with Jack wasn’t included, definitely some gems there Side note: the video of Ethan trying to say Skillet is also comedy gold
@@hunni5713 he isss, unfortunately he doesn't know i exist, nor would it be legal, he also has a beautiful girlfriend and isn't gay so i mean, he still cute though
0:32 is so weird yet so funny at the same time I did not listen to your headphone warning and my mom heard me I think she never thought of me the same.
This is completely out of nowhere but a while back I realized Mark's atheist lullaby is to the tune of "Call Me" by Blondie and now I can never unhear it
I couldnt stop trying to rememeber where the hell ethans "doctor, i dont like green beans very much" quote comes from. Im so glad i found it, thank you.
I love how the entirety of Unus Annus is just Mark, Ethan, Amy, Evan, and to an extent both Sean and Alex are just on crack and messing around while still being serious
you, only wanting the best for your poor sweet viewers: please don't play this out loud if you want a functioning social life me, eating cereal and binging unus annus at ungodly hours of the night: joke's on you i never had one in the first place
hey uh excuse me what the h*ck why this have so many views-
Bring cause it hilariously and awesome😂😂
It’s because you’re stinky
the stinkiest
um 13k views......man 42 subs good fricken job sorry i keep commenting lol
when your so family friendly you censor hecc
what gets me the most is whenever Ethan comes over for the videos He brings Spencer to play with chica so they have little play dates 🥺😭
it’s so cute🥺💞
Hailey Turner It makes BALL😎✨ like those boys and their girls PLUS their pup have my life. like i’m so thankful for them
Don't forget the new babi bodie 🥺 the litol bean
@@peachikiin OMG 😭
And don't forget henry
When Mark was making fun of Ethan's speech "hAvE yOu EvER bEEn biTtEn bY A hOg" i genuinely thought it was Ethan speaking for a second-
It's so weird to think Ethan used to just be a random at a panel to HELPING WAX MARK'S PUBES
Mark: do you have any chest hair
ethan:*laughs historically *
*laughs in ancient greek*
@@oryx9968 underrated comment
"I-I hateeverythingkillme KILLME"
Aye same mate
AYEEEE same
"Have you ever been bitten by a frog? Have you ever been bitten by a log? Have you ever been bitten by the fog?Have you ever been bitten by the hog?" --Ethan Nestor 2019
A true poet
but which one is the bite of 87?
I hope I die in my sleep, I hope I die on a sheep -ethan
“I existed before we met” is like when kids forget their parents existed before they were born
EXACTLY. like, my dad had a million jobs before having me and I’m like, where’d you learn how to dOcToR?!
roulette: (lands on "pubes")
ethan:
ethan: so you've been to korea recently
mark: [ _INSTANT REGRET_ ]
5:54
In Unus Annus, Mark and Ethan don't do crack, crack does Mark and Ethan.
Underrated comment XD
6:26 tHeRe's oNLy oNe wOmaN iN mY LiFe aNd iTs J O A N E F A B R I C-
I always crack up at how Ethan says : "How confident in you are you, er, are… how confident are you in.. your ability to.. tell me whether I'm telling you 2 truths and 1 lie"
1:40 I'm cracking up rn
I actually understand what he is saying😂
"I hope I die in a sheep" is my favorite moment, SO dumb and I love it
I thought it was "on"?
Why does the title "Mark and Ethan do crack together" seem like an actual Unus Annus video title?
So they _didn’t_ actually do crack then? I know I sound gullible but since UA died I can’t double check
@@ND62511 Well..... in a video Mark did say that he has "done cocaine" in a lie detector test, and Ethan always acts like he's on crack but they never had a title "Mark and Ethan do crack together" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hello Annus
"I can't think when i'm listening to your bullshit!"
*Me trying to do the work independently while the teacher keeps instructing us on how to do it like we're idiots*
(2:43)
4:24 Mark: “cause I f*cking hate you”
Also Mark: *lets Ethan hold him like a chicken in the chicken video even tho he always told him not to touch him*
"It hurts so gud maarrrk"
“Keep explaining.”
that was wattpad fuel right there
I love how this channel is just "mark and ethan are half naked a little bit too much"
"I've been thinking to myself 'Hey, I don't like green beans very much.'"
I'm guessing Ethan isn't on the side of Green Giant
Ethan is uncontained ADD, my brain can relate, but my crippling Anxiety keeps me in check ✌🏻
I feel bad for Amy having to watch Ethan and Mark wax off each other's pubic hair. 😂
Hahahaha
The things you do for love!
5:24 "PAPA!" Lives rent free in my brain
Me too lmfao
Unus Annus is the biggest reason I Simp for Ethan
Felt
If dat aint true
Me too tho
Oh my god yes
Honestly? Same. My gf is definitely tired of me talking about him lol.
"There's only one woman in my life and it's Joan fabric
I think its Johann
0:44 are we just not gonna talk about that Adam’s apple inversion from - P A I N???
holy hell i didn’t even notice that is he ok
Imploded, absolutely concave
The way that Ethan says “it hurts so good Mark” always fucking kills me and I don’t know why lmao
mark’s face through ethan’s whole bit is honestly the exact same as my reaction to it
Ethan was the masochist all along...
1:05
Ethan during the labor video *has his legs spread the whole time* randomly throughout the video *makes sure the hospital gown covers up his thigh *
5:13 Mark: "What's your thoughts on Korea?" I think all of us laughed at that.
"How do you feel about my genitals?" and "The only woman in my life is Joanne Fabric" are tied for the funniest things Ethan has ever said
Another contender: “Do you remember when Jeebus was croopusfied”
The whole time Ethan sounds like he’s trying to voice a character for smash Bros
It’s ok. You can just put the entire waxing video and the pregnancy video. It’s all chaos.
For some reason Ethan saying "THERE IS ONLY ONE WOMAN IN MY LIFE AND IT'S JOANNE FABRICS" had me on the h*ckin FLOOR
"What's your thoughts on Korea?" Best line in the whole series. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how 90% of this is the waxing and labor simulator videos because we all collectively agreed those hold the most crackhead energy
learning that Ethan smokes weed has made so much of this make sense
You can't say that and not elaborate??? Or give sources?????
watch their video on how they are going to die, mark asks ethan if he smokes
"You know I existed before we met"
The disbelief in his voice is so funny
0:19 ok but like i love mark's singing voice
2:32 - 3:03
I hate that no other compilations have Ethan's Dr. Seuss' moment! That was so amazing. One of my favourite moments ever.
Istg, *I still can't get over the fact that Eef called Mark "Papa" and in a uhm, **_interesting_** tone.*
Hey, at least he was wearing socks. Therefore is was merely but ✨homiesexual✨ in that context
*but you do have a point*
you ever see a clip of unus annus and you’re like “oh yeah that’s why it’s dead”
4:13 BiG mIghTY ClawS
one of my favorite moments of Unus Annus
Hamilton is life he says “meaty” and that makes it so much better lmfao
@@KuinasBrokenNail I thought he says "mighty" just in an accent. But it's still funny no matter what way you look at it
Ethan getting waxed is what keeps me alive
Big Panda Pal “so how do you feel about my genitals” will forever be my favourite ethan quote
@@oryx9968 my favorite is the one that follows shortly after "I hate e-everything, kill me, kill me!"
"How do you feels about my... genitals-no -How do you feel about my... pubis -I hate everything kill me kill me"
“THE BAAAAAEEBEYYYY” will never get old
0:55
Ethan is a walking dr. Seuss book
“My heritage!” “What are your thoughts on Korea?”
i hope i die in my sleep
i hope i die on a sheep
KILLS ME EVERY TIME
SAME
*big m e a t y claws* sends me every time 😂😂
I wish these were more in order, all the humor of mark’s “What are your thoughts on Korea” line comes from Ethan having said it first, to name an example.
Ethan: “It hurts so good, Mark!”
Mark: Who’s the masochist now?
"Mark, I don't trust you as an individual"
- Ethan about to get his chest hair ripped off by Mark
I’m slightly offended the wax video with Jack wasn’t included, definitely some gems there
Side note: the video of Ethan trying to say Skillet is also comedy gold
BiG mEaTy ClAwS
YoU hAiRY MaN!!
1:30 I love the sound Ethan makes so i made a timestamp so i can rewatch it over and over, thank you have a nice day.
4:08 and that
Nico Leonard He’s so cute omg ;-;
@@hunni5713 he isss, unfortunately he doesn't know i exist, nor would it be legal, he also has a beautiful girlfriend and isn't gay so i mean, he still cute though
"There's only one woman in my life and it's Joanne Fabrics!"
Being here a year after its death and not being able to remember the context to some of these clips is truly surreal
6:29 when you're a seamstress and someone asks you out
no one:
ethan: ✨✨BIG MEATY CLAWS✨✨
“There’s only one woman in my life and it’s Joanne Fabirc.” - Ethan saying one of the most confusing sentences ever without context
I screamed when he said that because I wouldn’t have thought he knew about it
"ew, i touched it" THIS GIVES ME MANY FEELINGS-
5:52 I love how Amy realized slightly too late what Mark was doing and moved the camera as fast as she could djdjdjjs-
If u dont mind me asking, can u explain what he was trying to do? I kinda forgot what he was doing there in that episode
@@Froxerii_nuffles I believe he's trying to put the cramp simulator thing on his "ding dong" since they're trying to emulate pregnancy?
POV: your watching after Unus Annus has died
POV: youre crying over a youtube comment
It’s only cause it’s in my recommended- (maybe....)
Mark gets pubes and Ethen takes it out (5:59)
Mark gets his revenge "What's your thoughts on Korea? (5:13)
Nobody:
Eef: "iT hUrTs So GoOd, MaRk!!"
2:55 made me laugh SO HARD
The broken “how could this happen to me” and then “I hope I die in my sleep”
I feel bad for Amy because she has to film all of this
Amy came up with the concept for so many videos tho 😂😂
2:46 why did Markiplier just do a filthyfrank impression for Ethan
"What's your thoughts on Korea?" has lived in my head rent free since the episode came out.
Edit: Same with "aHh. They, are now _friends."_
“I hope I die in my sleep
I hope I die in a sheep“
and
“This is what it means mark“ while crying
are the best moments
Okay, but Mark's impression of Eef is weirdly accurate and I hate it
I love how most of these moments are from the waxing video.
AHAHAHAHAH YEAH
The leg shaking during the birth simulator kills me cause mark knows what’s up when he asks that question
"We weren't fucking...we were mAkInG LoVe"
0:32 is so weird yet so funny at the same time I did not listen to your headphone warning and my mom heard me I think she never thought of me the same.
thats what you get when you dont listen to warnings lol
*How confident*
in you
are you
er
are
how
confident
are you
in your
ability
to
tell me
wether
I'm telling yo u
2 truths
*and one lie*
"there's only one woman in my life and it's JoAnne fabric"
This is completely out of nowhere but a while back I realized Mark's atheist lullaby is to the tune of "Call Me" by Blondie and now I can never unhear it
“It hurts so good mark” said no woman in labour ever XD
Ethan's laugh at 3:46 is literally the best thing ever
there’s only one woman in my life and it’s joanne fabric
I couldnt stop trying to rememeber where the hell ethans "doctor, i dont like green beans very much" quote comes from. Im so glad i found it, thank you.
I feel like unus annus was just mark and Ethan snorting spoiled milk and thinking of video ideas
*it hurts so gOoD mark*
The two truths one lie video was truly a staple
my favorite piece of mark trivia is that he managed to total a car when pulling into a mcdonalds, i just think that’s brilliant
ethan during the waxing video is one of my favorite things:
“I hope I die in a sheep.”
They put each other through so much pain but they still laugh their asses off
Oh woah woah it’s the dance of Italy
Oh woah woah it’s the dance of Italy
“There’s only one woman in my life and it’s Joanne Fabric”
Lol, I love that quote
“BIG MEATY CLAWWWS”
GOD that still makes me cackle a whole ass year later 😂
“Don’t play this out loud if you want to have a functional social life”
Bold of you to assume I had a social life
"I hope I die in my sleep. . . I hope I die on a sheep" always takes me out
“There’s only one woman in my life and it’s Joann Fabric! 🤩”
"I hate everything. Kill, kill me."
My favorite line
Why does no one talk about the: " big meaty claws" 😂😂 I was wheezing at that one
Litteraly every comment is about that.
I can only imagine Amy’s face and reactions whenever she’s filming and just encouraging Mark and Ethan😂
Ethan’s laugh at 4:08 is my favorite thing 😂
"....what's your thoughts on korea."
You’ve been to Korea recently right?
I love how the entirety of Unus Annus is just Mark, Ethan, Amy, Evan, and to an extent both Sean and Alex are just on crack and messing around while still being serious
Roses are red
To peanuts he is allergic
6:32
you, only wanting the best for your poor sweet viewers: please don't play this out loud if you want a functioning social life
me, eating cereal and binging unus annus at ungodly hours of the night: joke's on you i never had one in the first place
😂😂😂 me as all fuck
Max Smith I’m doing an all nighter to fix my sleep schedule (currently I wake up around 3-5 in the afternoon) and this vid rn is helping the battle