"Have you ever been bitten by a frog? Have you ever been bitten by a log? Have you ever been bitten by the fog?Have you ever been bitten by the hog?" --Ethan Nestor 2019
@@ND62511 Well..... in a video Mark did say that he has "done cocaine" in a lie detector test, and Ethan always acts like he's on crack but they never had a title "Mark and Ethan do crack together" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I always crack up at how Ethan says : "How confident in you are you, er, are… how confident are you in.. your ability to.. tell me whether I'm telling you 2 truths and 1 lie"
4:24 Mark: “cause I f*cking hate you” Also Mark: *lets Ethan hold him like a chicken in the chicken video even tho he always told him not to touch him*
"I can't think when i'm listening to your bullshit!" *Me trying to do the work independently while the teacher keeps instructing us on how to do it like we're idiots* (2:43)
@@hunni5713 he isss, unfortunately he doesn't know i exist, nor would it be legal, he also has a beautiful girlfriend and isn't gay so i mean, he still cute though
I’m slightly offended the wax video with Jack wasn’t included, definitely some gems there Side note: the video of Ethan trying to say Skillet is also comedy gold
I wish these were more in order, all the humor of mark’s “What are your thoughts on Korea” line comes from Ethan having said it first, to name an example.
Back in my day we didn't _need_ omegaverse. We just _made_ it happen! The guys weren't trans either, it just happened for no particular reason. (Okay, it happened for an obvious reason: young folks wanting to explore the concept of pregnancy via their ships, and most folks' OTPs being mlm pairs because the female characters were so minor/incomplete in the source material that you just… couldn't relate. But that's the meta, not internal logic.)
0:32 is so weird yet so funny at the same time I did not listen to your headphone warning and my mom heard me I think she never thought of me the same.
hey uh excuse me what the h*ck why this have so many views-
Bring cause it hilariously and awesome😂😂
It’s because you’re stinky
the stinkiest
um 13k views......man 42 subs good fricken job sorry i keep commenting lol
when your so family friendly you censor hecc
what gets me the most is whenever Ethan comes over for the videos He brings Spencer to play with chica so they have little play dates 🥺😭
it’s so cute🥺💞
Hailey Turner It makes BALL😎✨ like those boys and their girls PLUS their pup have my life. like i’m so thankful for them
Don't forget the new babi bodie 🥺 the litol bean
@@peachikiin OMG 😭
And don't forget henry
Mark: do you have any chest hair
ethan:*laughs historically *
*laughs in ancient greek*
@@oryx9968 underrated comment
When Mark was making fun of Ethan's speech "hAvE yOu EvER bEEn biTtEn bY A hOg" i genuinely thought it was Ethan speaking for a second-
It's so weird to think Ethan used to just be a random at a panel to HELPING WAX MARK'S PUBES
"Have you ever been bitten by a frog? Have you ever been bitten by a log? Have you ever been bitten by the fog?Have you ever been bitten by the hog?" --Ethan Nestor 2019
A true poet
but which one is the bite of 87?
I hope I die in my sleep, I hope I die on a sheep -ethan
"I-I hateeverythingkillme KILLME"
Aye same mate
AYEEEE same
In Unus Annus, Mark and Ethan don't do crack, crack does Mark and Ethan.
Underrated comment XD
“I existed before we met” is like when kids forget their parents existed before they were born
EXACTLY. like, my dad had a million jobs before having me and I’m like, where’d you learn how to dOcToR?!
"It hurts so gud maarrrk"
“Keep explaining.”
that was wattpad fuel right there
Why does the title "Mark and Ethan do crack together" seem like an actual Unus Annus video title?
So they _didn’t_ actually do crack then? I know I sound gullible but since UA died I can’t double check
@@ND62511 Well..... in a video Mark did say that he has "done cocaine" in a lie detector test, and Ethan always acts like he's on crack but they never had a title "Mark and Ethan do crack together" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hello Annus
"I hope I die in a sheep" is my favorite moment, SO dumb and I love it
I thought it was "on"?
I always crack up at how Ethan says : "How confident in you are you, er, are… how confident are you in.. your ability to.. tell me whether I'm telling you 2 truths and 1 lie"
1:40 I'm cracking up rn
I actually understand what he is saying😂
Unus Annus is the biggest reason I Simp for Ethan
Felt
If dat aint true
Me too tho
Oh my god yes
Honestly? Same. My gf is definitely tired of me talking about him lol.
6:26 tHeRe's oNLy oNe wOmaN iN mY LiFe aNd iTs J O A N E F A B R I C-
roulette: (lands on "pubes")
ethan:
ethan: so you've been to korea recently
mark: [ _INSTANT REGRET_ ]
5:54
Ethan is uncontained ADD, my brain can relate, but my crippling Anxiety keeps me in check ✌🏻
"There's only one woman in my life and it's Joan fabric
I think its Johann
0:44 are we just not gonna talk about that Adam’s apple inversion from - P A I N???
holy hell i didn’t even notice that is he ok
Imploded, absolutely concave
This channel was a year long drug trip that I'm still getting withdrawals from.
5:24 "PAPA!" Lives rent free in my brain
Me too lmfao
I feel bad for Amy having to watch Ethan and Mark wax off each other's pubic hair. 😂
Hahahaha
The things you do for love!
Ethan getting waxed is what keeps me alive
Big Panda Pal “so how do you feel about my genitals” will forever be my favourite ethan quote
@@oryx9968 my favorite is the one that follows shortly after "I hate e-everything, kill me, kill me!"
"How do you feels about my... genitals-no -How do you feel about my... pubis -I hate everything kill me kill me"
I love how this channel is just "mark and ethan are half naked a little bit too much"
BiG mEaTy ClAwS
YoU hAiRY MaN!!
4:24 Mark: “cause I f*cking hate you”
Also Mark: *lets Ethan hold him like a chicken in the chicken video even tho he always told him not to touch him*
Ethan during the labor video *has his legs spread the whole time* randomly throughout the video *makes sure the hospital gown covers up his thigh *
"I can't think when i'm listening to your bullshit!"
*Me trying to do the work independently while the teacher keeps instructing us on how to do it like we're idiots*
(2:43)
learning that Ethan smokes weed has made so much of this make sense
You can't say that and not elaborate??? Or give sources?????
watch their video on how they are going to die, mark asks ethan if he smokes
0:19 ok but like i love mark's singing voice
The way that Ethan says “it hurts so good Mark” always fucking kills me and I don’t know why lmao
mark’s face through ethan’s whole bit is honestly the exact same as my reaction to it
Ethan was the masochist all along...
1:05
The whole time Ethan sounds like he’s trying to voice a character for smash Bros
It’s ok. You can just put the entire waxing video and the pregnancy video. It’s all chaos.
POV: your watching after Unus Annus has died
POV: youre crying over a youtube comment
It’s only cause it’s in my recommended- (maybe....)
"I've been thinking to myself 'Hey, I don't like green beans very much.'"
I'm guessing Ethan isn't on the side of Green Giant
*big m e a t y claws* sends me every time 😂😂
no one:
ethan: ✨✨BIG MEATY CLAWS✨✨
4:13 BiG mIghTY ClawS
one of my favorite moments of Unus Annus
Hamilton is life he says “meaty” and that makes it so much better lmfao
@@KuinasBrokenNail I thought he says "mighty" just in an accent. But it's still funny no matter what way you look at it
I feel bad for Amy because she has to film all of this
Amy came up with the concept for so many videos tho 😂😂
“THE BAAAAAEEBEYYYY” will never get old
0:55
Ethan is a walking dr. Seuss book
"What's your thoughts on Korea?" Best line in the whole series. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*How confident*
in you
are you
er
are
how
confident
are you
in your
ability
to
tell me
wether
I'm telling yo u
2 truths
*and one lie*
“My heritage!” “What are your thoughts on Korea?”
you ever see a clip of unus annus and you’re like “oh yeah that’s why it’s dead”
*it hurts so gOoD mark*
"....what's your thoughts on korea."
You’ve been to Korea recently right?
5:13 Mark: "What's your thoughts on Korea?" I think all of us laughed at that.
2:32 - 3:03
I hate that no other compilations have Ethan's Dr. Seuss' moment! That was so amazing. One of my favourite moments ever.
i hope i die in my sleep
i hope i die on a sheep
KILLS ME EVERY TIME
SAME
Istg, *I still can't get over the fact that Eef called Mark "Papa" and in a uhm, **_interesting_** tone.*
Hey, at least he was wearing socks. Therefore is was merely but ✨homiesexual✨ in that context
*but you do have a point*
"How do you feel about my genitals?" and "The only woman in my life is Joanne Fabric" are tied for the funniest things Ethan has ever said
Another contender: “Do you remember when Jeebus was croopusfied”
I love how 90% of this is the waxing and labor simulator videos because we all collectively agreed those hold the most crackhead energy
For some reason Ethan saying "THERE IS ONLY ONE WOMAN IN MY LIFE AND IT'S JOANNE FABRICS" had me on the h*ckin FLOOR
1:30 I love the sound Ethan makes so i made a timestamp so i can rewatch it over and over, thank you have a nice day.
4:08 and that
Nico Leonard He’s so cute omg ;-;
@@hunni5713 he isss, unfortunately he doesn't know i exist, nor would it be legal, he also has a beautiful girlfriend and isn't gay so i mean, he still cute though
"We weren't fucking...we were mAkInG LoVe"
Nobody:
Eef: "iT hUrTs So GoOd, MaRk!!"
"There's only one woman in my life and it's Joanne Fabrics!"
I existed before we met
bullshit no you didn't
oh fuck i didn't realize you were quoting the video oh my god im sorry i was trying to be a smartass--- xDDDD
@@jayevan3878 that’s... okay? Didn’t know this comment was liked anyway xD
there’s only one woman in my life and it’s joanne fabric
*♫︎Atheism is the same as dying without love♫︎*
ʸᵉᵃʰ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ
Okay, but Mark's impression of Eef is weirdly accurate and I hate it
2:46 why did Markiplier just do a filthyfrank impression for Ethan
I’m slightly offended the wax video with Jack wasn’t included, definitely some gems there
Side note: the video of Ethan trying to say Skillet is also comedy gold
I’m not wearing headphones...I’m a different breed
?
@@maritzasanchez6520 because they said at the start of the video to wear headphones 😅
Oh woah woah it’s the dance of Italy
Oh woah woah it’s the dance of Italy
Anyone watching this during the aftermath? 🥺
Roses are red
To peanuts he is allergic
6:32
I love how most of these moments are from the waxing video.
AHAHAHAHAH YEAH
"there's only one woman in my life and it's JoAnne fabric"
The two truths one lie video was truly a staple
"ew, i touched it" THIS GIVES ME MANY FEELINGS-
I wish these were more in order, all the humor of mark’s “What are your thoughts on Korea” line comes from Ethan having said it first, to name an example.
Being here a year after its death and not being able to remember the context to some of these clips is truly surreal
6:29 when you're a seamstress and someone asks you out
Ethan: Did it hurt?
Mark: Yeah, what happened??
"Mark, I don't trust you as an individual"
- Ethan about to get his chest hair ripped off by Mark
BIg mAeTY ClAws -Ethan 2020
Ha, wear headphones? Hell nah, imma go show this to my mom
Stale Bread Stick good luck w that lmao
@@oryx9968 thanks man, prob gonna need it but idk she has a sense of humor
Ethan: “It hurts so good, Mark!”
Mark: Who’s the masochist now?
"we weren't f***ing, we were making love"
me: "Ethan, thats the same thing..."
Luna Fox nah fucking is like feral rabbits but making love is like intense and thorough
Nah Ethan is right, fuckin is just violent cheek beating and making love is more passionate and affectionate and caring
@@doomguy2020 See, u guys get it
"You know I existed before we met"
The disbelief in his voice is so funny
4:13 Ethan goes BRITISH?!
Ethan always goes British 😂😂
There’s only one woman in my life and that’s JOANN FABRIC
4:07
Ethan's wAilS-
0:32
Omega verse has entered the chat
Back in my day we didn't _need_ omegaverse. We just _made_ it happen!
The guys weren't trans either, it just happened for no particular reason. (Okay, it happened for an obvious reason: young folks wanting to explore the concept of pregnancy via their ships, and most folks' OTPs being mlm pairs because the female characters were so minor/incomplete in the source material that you just… couldn't relate. But that's the meta, not internal logic.)
Oh my god why
I was making a joke
Also Osugaki Festival who?
@@unfunnykhoi5913 …Something else to add to the list of things I should not have Googled-
@@DeeCross
Please tell me you didn't google the Osugaki festival....
"I hope I die in my sleep....
I hope I die by a sheep! 😁"
*in* a sheep 😂
@@Panna.P. that's even worse
@@helios6521 yes, yes it is
I feel bad for Amy, she had to film most of this madness
“There’s only one woman in my life and it’s Joanne Fabirc.” - Ethan saying one of the most confusing sentences ever without context
I screamed when he said that because I wouldn’t have thought he knew about it
"I hate everything. Kill, kill me."
My favorite line
"What's your thoughts on Korea?" has lived in my head rent free since the episode came out.
Edit: Same with "aHh. They, are now _friends."_
“It hurts so good mark” said no woman in labour ever XD
“There’s only one woman in my life and it’s Joann Fabric! 🤩”
Why does no one talk about the: " big meaty claws" 😂😂 I was wheezing at that one
Litteraly every comment is about that.
“I hope I die in my sleep
I hope I die in a sheep“
and
“This is what it means mark“ while crying
are the best moments
Who else is watching this on the anniversary?
me TwT
I'm angry myself because I missed out on this content. I had stopped watching Mark back in 2018 but now I'm sad I missed out on this.
Ethan’s laugh at 4:08 is my favorite thing 😂
Ethan's laugh at 3:46 is literally the best thing ever
5:52 I love how Amy realized slightly too late what Mark was doing and moved the camera as fast as she could djdjdjjs-
If u dont mind me asking, can u explain what he was trying to do? I kinda forgot what he was doing there in that episode
@@Froxerii_nuffles I believe he's trying to put the cramp simulator thing on his "ding dong" since they're trying to emulate pregnancy?
0:32 is so weird yet so funny at the same time I did not listen to your headphone warning and my mom heard me I think she never thought of me the same.
thats what you get when you dont listen to warnings lol