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Btw the controversial part about it is, its owned by pdd holdings which made penduoduo which was found to be loaded full of Spyware, and some people report that their credit card info was stolen by temu but im unsure about the validity of that statement
Having heard DISPERSION RELATION by KEVIN MACLEOD for how many years at this point, even the slightest change in tempo felt like having my brain fondled, swiveled, and posed
@@henriqueabreu9706 I have no clue boss. People hate it for some reason- I don't shop online anyways. I always ask my mawmaw, my aunt, or my mom to order something online
@jobbythehong JOBBY DONT USE THE DOCKING STATION!!! 3rd party docking station and chargers have been led to bricking Nintendo switches. Even though the switch uses type c charging it still uses proprietary charging from the block.
From what i can tell, that dock doesn't come with a power cable. All it has is a ubc-c passthrough for the switch itself, an hdmi port, and a usb-a port. As long as you use the original Nintendo power cable, it'll probably be fine
@@MissingR666 possibly but personally I wouldn’t even risk it. Mainly cause the switch doesn’t back most games up with cloud even if you buy the online service. So if you play pokemon, animal crossing, or other games on switch. You could lose all save data with no way of getting it back
@@squallyboots448can you not just pull the microSD out and put it into a new console? Still sucks to need to buy another switch, but I don’t think your save data is lost forever
@@flameconvoy7424 you need to format a ss card before you can use it. Don’t know how it is on switch but the 3ds systems wiped all data on sd cards when you format them
They've generally been getting less subtle with the Jesus metaphors concerning him and Primus as well, that's why their designs are so similar now. In the Covenant of Primus they even state Optimus' spark 'most closely resembled' Primus' and therefore they used it to kick Unicron's soul from his body. Why he couldn't do that any... OTHER time Unicron has appeared? Something something the matrix is part of his spark
BUT JOBBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! YUuuu seee! The reason Seed is more hard to transform then Cell is because it’s an allegory for evil being an easier path then good! I don’t actually know if this is the case I just couldn’t ignore the “But Jobby” opportunity.
Fun Fact: When I saw Transformers One during the exposition scene with Primus shown on screen, all I can think of is the 01 Studio Seed because it looks just like him, according to my decaying brain. Correct me if I’m wrong.
How did the designers even manage to screw up something that they've already done before? I don't recall transformation in the Cell video being such a slog.
@harbl99 I think they were trying to justify the price by making him less of a shellformer. Only to forget that Primus is a very justified case of being the level of a shellformer he is.
Be careful about temu. Their low prices aren't as low as you'd think. 50% off on a 60 dollar item stops sounding as lucrative when you realize it costs 30 on a different site. Sometimes takes like 2 months to ship. Really unreliable stuff
Jobby is gonna get ever confused on why the TEMU sponsor is getting shit on…or maybe he does know and he was desperate for money, I mean, I don’t blame him for buying some many expensive Transformers Toys
I like the dichotomy between Cell and Seed. Cell is smooth and barren because Unicron doesn't support life, Seed is hyper detailed since Primus made his body the home to his children and their descendants who have altered Seed's surface.
That Transformation reminds me of the madness of the Darth Vader Death Star. Getting that thing into a perfect sphere was such a pain with the tiny little bits needing to be worked around...
"Temu, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars! I will grind you down until the very Packages cry for mercy! My hands shall relish ending you... here and now!"
This figure's color scheme and overall design is based on the art done by Don Figueroa, which was in "Transformer: The Ultimate Guide". They'll without a doubt repaint this into TF:C colors
Good video! This Primus is based on Don Figueroa's design for The Ultimate Guide, a Transformers guidebook kind of based on the Dreamwave comics. Honestly, pretty obscure design to draw from, I would've gone for the Cybertron design.
The design for their Primus is based on Don Figueroa's art for Primus seen on the Transformers the Ultimate Guide in 2004 (approx) for when he illustrated for Dreamwave Comics. This book gave a detailed story of both Unicron and Primus and the latter appeared with the colors of this figure. Of course the figure is not an exact design, but is close enough.
I gave it some thought and I thinking Cell's cell mode IS the secret to his more pleasant conversion. The arms literally hang out giving you more room to assemble most of a ball instead of trying to stitch it all together at once.
I have this figure and every time I transform it either to a robot or planet and I believe I will draw fluids from my fingers. I love your content Jobby and you always bring a smile to my face
@@thenewguyinredthey sell garbage, which is how they have such low prices, the app is malware that actively spies on your information (this apparently includes bank info) and they're currently being investigated for labor law infractions. TLDR: Temu is a shady as fuck company that does nearly everything bad
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Oh no jobby, did you do any research on the sponsor?
Btw the controversial part about it is, its owned by pdd holdings which made penduoduo which was found to be loaded full of Spyware, and some people report that their credit card info was stolen by temu but im unsure about the validity of that statement
Sell out
Oh no jobby nooo
Oh God another one of my favorite TH-camrs has fallen to the dark side
So happy that Jobby is supporting his fellow china men
he's Thailand but I understand the joke lmao
dont set urself up @@hijous
nice slur
He's Thai, hence the previous lady boy joke in a previous video.
@@hijoushe’s Thailand 😭😭😭
Ain't no way he got sponsored by Temu
I forget he has half a mil subs sometimes
💀
@@darkmaster9245all I want is for this man to succeed while failing
right I'm unsubscribing
jk
😉
@@pixelprowl-ib7fd head as no one cares
Jobby being sponsored by Temu is way too fitting lol
Also it's the Dreamwave design. Wished it was the Cybertron one tho.
Yeah I remember now, it was an unreleased comic that never saw the light of day due to Dreamwave going bankrupt
I was wondering whether that was it.
Now imagine an end of season version of Primus/Cybertron. Colors and details of a world meant for both Transformers and other life.
That's surprising, I wouldn't have expected Jobby to have trouble playing with his balls
🤨📸
😟
One must imagine Sisyphus happy
Stay on the grind
That meme died
@@HirokiTanakiMHA_TNGBe that meme.
@@HirokiTanakiMHA_TNG when?
Sisyphus Prime
Weren't Temu getting sued for misuse of users data?
Probably. They’re Chinese after all.
Yeah but I guess a bag is a bag
@REGISTRI-jy7iiHonestly, I dont think Jobby actually knew about Temu's background. If he did, i reckon he wouldn't accept it.
@REGISTRI-jy7ii nope.
Wasnt facebook sued for misuse of users data?
Having heard DISPERSION RELATION by KEVIN MACLEOD for how many years at this point, even the slightest change in tempo felt like having my brain fondled, swiveled, and posed
Same
But do you have any ball joint can be?
@MANJYOMETHUNDER111 all he needs is a "BEAUTIFUL SPREAD!"~❤
16:35 That BUT JOBBY felt like it had a lot more emotion into it than it needed, but that just made it even better! Great work on the review!
I love how the music got increasingly uncanny the more ungodly the transformation became
This transformation is worse than studio cells..lol
I was in an uncontrollable fit of laughter when that happened, along with his frustration on aligning the plates.😂
NOOOO, NOT TEMU
What's the deal with Temu? I'm not from the US
@@henriqueabreu9706 Aint just the US. It's a shopping site with "low" prices and VERY shitty products of questionable quality. Think Wish bet worse.
@@henriqueabreu9706 They've been caught installing legit spyware on people's devices iirc
@@henriqueabreu9706Pretty sure they’re a scammy Chinese site.
@@henriqueabreu9706 I have no clue boss. People hate it for some reason- I don't shop online anyways. I always ask my mawmaw, my aunt, or my mom to order something online
@jobbythehong JOBBY DONT USE THE DOCKING STATION!!! 3rd party docking station and chargers have been led to bricking Nintendo switches. Even though the switch uses type c charging it still uses proprietary charging from the block.
From what i can tell, that dock doesn't come with a power cable. All it has is a ubc-c passthrough for the switch itself, an hdmi port, and a usb-a port.
As long as you use the original Nintendo power cable, it'll probably be fine
@@MissingR666 possibly but personally I wouldn’t even risk it. Mainly cause the switch doesn’t back most games up with cloud even if you buy the online service. So if you play pokemon, animal crossing, or other games on switch. You could lose all save data with no way of getting it back
@@squallyboots448can you not just pull the microSD out and put it into a new console? Still sucks to need to buy another switch, but I don’t think your save data is lost forever
@@flameconvoy7424 you need to format a ss card before you can use it. Don’t know how it is on switch but the 3ds systems wiped all data on sd cards when you format them
The Nintendo switches aboutta go “wallahi I’m finished”
I'm pretty sure that "celestial ring" is also supposed to look like the early G1 space bridge.
This primus design is from Transformers: The Ultimate Guide
Edit: I'm going off from what's from TFWiki so I might be wrong
I've seen the wiki, it's true.
I own the book 📙
It's a DK publishing guide that came out in 2004. A paperback version came out in 2007.
Yep. Drawn by Don Figueroa.
I thought it was the war within design?
They've generally been getting less subtle with the Jesus metaphors concerning him and Primus as well, that's why their designs are so similar now.
In the Covenant of Primus they even state Optimus' spark 'most closely resembled' Primus' and therefore they used it to kick Unicron's soul from his body.
Why he couldn't do that any... OTHER time Unicron has appeared? Something something the matrix is part of his spark
the transition 2 the increasingly dissonant royalty free jazz got me more than i expected. your suffering is appreciated jorbo.
Of course gundam somehow finds their way into everything, even the sponsors.
Its easy for gundam to get into things these days
BUT JOBBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUuuu seee!
The reason Seed is more hard to transform then Cell is because it’s an allegory for evil being an easier path then good!
I don’t actually know if this is the case I just couldn’t ignore the “But Jobby” opportunity.
Fun Fact: When I saw Transformers One during the exposition scene with Primus shown on screen, all I can think of is the 01 Studio Seed because it looks just like him, according to my decaying brain. Correct me if I’m wrong.
Pretty much the same design, yeah.
That is based off the og primus toy
Looks like him if seed's body is chonkier and have shorter legs
Oh no…not Temu…Jobby RUN!!!
15:45 YES!!!! THAT GUY RETURNS 🤣
Agreed. He was always the funniest alternate Jobby.
Salute to Jobby for living through that transformation
That process is literal hell
How did the designers even manage to screw up something that they've already done before? I don't recall transformation in the Cell video being such a slog.
@harbl99 I think they were trying to justify the price by making him less of a shellformer.
Only to forget that Primus is a very justified case of being the level of a shellformer he is.
Aw man, not the Temu sponsor.
We lost another one boys :(
We already lost him when he got sponsored by raid shadow legends
Eh but it was just a bad game but temu is pretty bad and illegal
I feel like jobby is held at head point
@@Nahldw1n69 he is
@@davidmaria9740it's not illegal, just a shitty company
At least Seed's transformation being a war-torn mess is accurate to the real Cybertron.
14:17 had me dying lmao
Just a straight cut, no jingle, no shake, just slapped the big ball into a half transformed mess
"Waiting for sponsor confirmation" damn bro you didn't say it was *Temu*
Be careful about temu. Their low prices aren't as low as you'd think. 50% off on a 60 dollar item stops sounding as lucrative when you realize it costs 30 on a different site.
Sometimes takes like 2 months to ship.
Really unreliable stuff
90 second warranty
Other commenters have pointed out that they’re currently being investigated for forced labor, malware, etc.
Sometimes the discount comes without the seller’s consent.
They can be forced to sell items at a loss.
In case anyone wanted to know about the 01 Studio SEED design origin (including you JOBBY).
It is from the Dreamwave comics: War Within series.
The default head is based on the IDW version of Primus, though.
The cybertron design was way better 😊
7:32 master cheeks cameo
The split second with the Gunpla Ghost when you were making the sponsorship was perfect😂
Jobby is gonna get ever confused on why the TEMU sponsor is getting shit on…or maybe he does know and he was desperate for money, I mean, I don’t blame him for buying some many expensive Transformers Toys
With how much Benny Fine showed up in the ad, it probably was one he took out of desperation
Or he just doesnt know and just roll with it
6:28
Oh no! The Gundam Ghost and But Jobby have become one! Not even Madoka, Godzilla, and Optimus can stop him! Primus save him now.
0:19 I can see why 578K people subscribed to this guy
I see
Alpha Trion acting as a Brainmaster for Primus's alternate head is actually kind of cool.
That comparison to an Optimus Prime silhouette may be a coincidence, but it definitely fits the "Chosen One" thing Optimus has going for him.
Temu!!! of all things temu🤣
10:04 Transforming cell... Over the SEED
Got me rolling 💀💀
Oh God… not T E M U
Jobby is self aware enough
@@MagnumHydrox Man trilogy
Jobby is the only being in existence that can make me watch a 2 minutes temu ad.
I love how the music slowly becomes more distorted during the transformation
jobby getting sponsored by temu during their lawsuit💀
Damn. Never thought i would see jobby advertising Spyware
The purple ring is the warp gate from the G1 cartoon.
5:33 my knowledge of him is pretty limited but he's the part of the reason why Orion packs is Optimus Prime
4:10 he was born in the 1930s what did you expect
True
I will never trust temu my friend used it and he got his banking hacked or his card its one of the two lol but good review jobby
Could Jobby call a thanksgiving dinner a beautiful spread?
By the Primes, he's massive!
Great Primus, he's complex!
This figure’s transformation is what I’d like to dub “Pretzel Engineering,” but is otherwise a great figure. Glad to see 01 Studios is still kicking.
primus gives me feelings I didn't know existed
I like the dichotomy between Cell and Seed. Cell is smooth and barren because Unicron doesn't support life, Seed is hyper detailed since Primus made his body the home to his children and their descendants who have altered Seed's surface.
Damn, you can just feel all the dying hopes and dreams as the transformation music slows down
13:04
like what jobby said in his element op leader review "things are about to get fucky"
Primus' design here seems to be based off this one design Simon Furman made for his book Transformers The Ultimate Guide.
That Transformation reminds me of the madness of the Darth Vader Death Star. Getting that thing into a perfect sphere was such a pain with the tiny little bits needing to be worked around...
"Temu, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars! I will grind you down until the very Packages cry for mercy! My hands shall relish ending you... here and now!"
“I’LL SHOW YOU DIVINE JUSTICE!!!”
The "halo" makes him look like the stargazer gundam
I can confirm the enjoyment and pain of Primus. I transformed him once and only once to planet mode.
This figure's color scheme and overall design is based on the art done by Don Figueroa, which was in "Transformer: The Ultimate Guide". They'll without a doubt repaint this into TF:C colors
Ain’t no FLIPPIN CHICKEN way you got sponsored by temu.
The highest compliment I can give a TH-camr: I never skip through your sponsored ads.
I had a temu ad before this, and asked outloud "would be funny if I got a Temu ad in this video" no fucking way
Just watching the transformation reminds me of the Death Star.
Yes, there was a Transformers Death Star.
Bro was held captive
The “NO DONT DO IT” lines got me 😂
Good video! This Primus is based on Don Figueroa's design for The Ultimate Guide, a Transformers guidebook kind of based on the Dreamwave comics. Honestly, pretty obscure design to draw from, I would've gone for the Cybertron design.
6:43 this "don´t do it" in the video makes me laught so much.
The design for their Primus is based on Don Figueroa's art for Primus seen on the Transformers the Ultimate Guide in 2004 (approx) for when he illustrated for Dreamwave Comics. This book gave a detailed story of both Unicron and Primus and the latter appeared with the colors of this figure. Of course the figure is not an exact design, but is close enough.
Very *bold* figure indeed, with a stunning and powerful *form* . Im just *glad i* t was Jobby doing the transformation and not *us* .
Bro took a sponsorship from literal spyware.
I gave it some thought and I thinking Cell's cell mode IS the secret to his more pleasant conversion. The arms literally hang out giving you more room to assemble most of a ball instead of trying to stitch it all together at once.
Nooooooo, not a Temu sponsor! You should absolutely look more into the companies behind the sponsors before accepting them.
The best "But Jobby!!!" Momemt so far 😂
Probably, prove me wrong..
8:20
Who else heard Erika for a split second?
Even though it did come out before the movie, but I’m assuming they saw some pictures of premises design and did that
1:20 he wasn’t wrong when he said it’ll give you a s u c k whenever you need it
14:49 yo that voice is on point!!
I saw That Toy Guy's review and knew it was gonna be hell for you! RIP your hands!
I love my studio cell prime. I have him battling my studio cell unicron. Love that you got it.
Bro got sponsored by Chinese spyware
I just now realized that the stand for Seed and Cell is a space bridge from the G1 Cybertron
Now jobby has 2 big plastic balls
You mean 4 right he has 3 unicrons
@@Minotaur-ph5pp he sold one of it
@@Minotaur-ph5pp5 actually. He also has the old Armada Unicron figure gifted to him by a fan in the PO box a long time ago.
@@poseidon2363 ohh yeah I forgot about that one
@@poseidon2363 A very incomplete one.
I have this figure and every time I transform it either to a robot or planet and I believe I will draw fluids from my fingers. I love your content Jobby and you always bring a smile to my face
going to be honest, i, uh...honestly prefer the Cybertron Primus toy over this, legitimately.
also isnt Temu a scam site-
This has to be the first time EVER in a Jobby video where the music becomes uncanny
No…. Oh…. “Dead” 4:08
I like how the transformation song slowly gets distorted
Just do an image search of "Transformers: The Ultimate Guide Primus" to see what this figure is based on. (2:33)
The gradually distorting music is amazing LMFAO
8:40 "Hey, my finger can transform too. Wanna guess which one?"
NOOOO TEMU
You can hear jobby slowly going insane through the music
2:36 fom a G1 comic🎉😂🎉😂🎉
Bro the transformation music getting slower and more depressing the further along the transformation was real
Bro was not having it with this toy.
Hopefully we get a Haslab Primus
Cybertron Primus 2026.
I love it how during the transformation segment the music gets slower and more distorted.
It's still amazed me how 01 studio manage to make figures while both articulated and still manage to transform into a planet. Peak engineering
Jobby no... Why did you have to fall so far... Temu is horrible...
I need context.
@@thenewguyinredthey sell garbage, which is how they have such low prices, the app is malware that actively spies on your information (this apparently includes bank info) and they're currently being investigated for labor law infractions.
TLDR: Temu is a shady as fuck company that does nearly everything bad
@thenewguyinred It's a chinese company currently facing a lawsuit for enormously shady malpractices.
Agreed
Jobby and TEMU, never thought I would hear that in the same sentence
Finally we have Cybertron!
Hi
Damn, you've been at this for almost ten years. Cheers on your success man.