The best thing about these (there's not really a bad thing about them tbh) is the smile you get when you look at the title, because you know exactly the moment it's referring to
‘You’re muscly’ is by far my favourite line from any material these 3 produced, I’m in stitches every time! I’m here now for the hundredth time to hear it!
54:43 - Ricky gets annoyed about how ludicrous it is to have to choose between being deaf and blind... I swear a couple of seasons ago he was asking Karl if he'd rather have lobster claws or a horn on his head hahahaha
I love the way they're talking about this secret auntie that they can't mention but have said 'auntie Nora' around 20 times in the first five minutes..
@lyzzlyzzy1023 oh zoo is a sort of magazine for adults- I think It had some nude pictures in. But the nuts magazine is a hard-core pornagraphic magazine:) so they were just laughing at the idea of Karl's aunty buying those magazines :)
@@NatS3703if you're going to bother answer a question at least do it accurately... Both Nuts and Zoo were weekly 'Lad mags' that both entered the market in 2004 and both ended in 2014. The magazines were aimed at heterosexual men between the ages of 18 and 30, articles typically related to sport, technology, cars etc. Both magazines included photos of topless glamour models, neither magazine included hardcore content.
37:27 - "But, like now I'm sat here, right, with me jeans on. I don't know where I am." - These one-liners from Karl are the reason I keep coming back to these shows. I spend the next five minutes just chuckling to myself.
Some of the things they got away with are actually wild. Like that episode when Ricky talks about the sex pamphlet and he straight up just says "a good alternative is to cum on a friend's back" lmao imagine hearing that sentence at 1 o clock in the day on radio
Steve’s taking notes of how many times Karl says “n that” but we’re taking notes of how many times Steve says the word “arbitrary” as well as how many times he actually uses the word correctly 😂
Haha I can't do any household chores without making sure I've got an XFM or podcast lined up by these three and I actually fall asleep to other stuff now but for a good few years I couldn't sleep without these.
Every time I have to hear Ricky chewing into the microphone for a minute straight it dose my head in. Especially after he had a go at Karl for the same thing.
The thud in the background after Karl says 'down syndrome kid' always gets me. I imagine it's Ricky trying to contain his laughter and banging on the desk
Dan Evans ricky read a headline to do with mammoths. karl thought ricky said "manmoth". got overexcited thinking scientists had created a half man half moth. funny podcast moment
@@Astralfirework he could easily get up there if he wanted to tho, just a quick bmx blast away. He equates going up there on a bike with completing a marathon in a car 🤣
Does anybody else read the comments as they listen and don’t like seeing the rock busters answers. 4 series in and I’m finally thinking like Karl and getting about half right
After hearing Ricky pronouncing Dr. Who as "Dr. 'oo" I just realized that a large portion of the country must call it that. Funny to think that such a distinctive show title is pronounced so humorously by the people "oo" live in the country it's from.
55:13 Say if you lived in like a baron sort of..y'kno Africa or whatever... right, nowt to see.. right, so.. you could lose your.. lose your sight Sure but if you lived in a women's locker room! HAHAHAHAHAHA
even to this day people think Karl isn't real and just acts out lines on air and just a creation by Gervais and Merchant, honestly I'm from Manchester, there are thousands like Karl, thick as Shite and ignorant of the world around them, Karl is 100% genuine
Word of friendly warning ⚠️ Don't drink a hot beverage whilst listening to this, you'll end up spluttering it out through laughter and scoulding yourself😂😂😂
"this other monkey comes in right... Somethings said..." *bellowing laughter* "right, forget it" "XFM" classic 😂
AHAHAHA AAHAH🤣🤣🤣
The best thing about these (there's not really a bad thing about them tbh) is the smile you get when you look at the title, because you know exactly the moment it's referring to
You're muscly
My favorite title has to be "It Was Pushing People Off Their Bikes"
I just read the title and smiled!
‘You’re muscly’ is by far my favourite line from any material these 3 produced, I’m in stitches every time! I’m here now for the hundredth time to hear it!
Are you familiar with the phrase " 'undreth monkey"?
You are all amazing people who share this utter dribble of genius with me.
It's nonsense isn't it. No worries wonder nobody got it at the time. They talk absolute shiite. Takes years to buy into Karl's buffoonery!😉
Play a record you're an idiot
The muscely story on the train is one of my favorites!
Classic 😉
18.29
They’re always talking! 😂😂😂
@@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 cheeeerssss Danny boy
Best story.
54:43 - Ricky gets annoyed about how ludicrous it is to have to choose between being deaf and blind... I swear a couple of seasons ago he was asking Karl if he'd rather have lobster claws or a horn on his head hahahaha
Ricky is beyond reproach because he's the Daddy. He talks more shiite than karl.😉
That and, like Steve has said, Ricky often sounds like he's setting the evening standard
He was admittedly drunk/suffering from a hangover during that show.
Does it still take everyone else a minute before they get (remember) the rockbusters 😂 even after the 20th time listening
The Eh Me Winehouse I can always get lol
EVERY FING TIME Nick 👍👍👍
Only one I get is wet knee Houston.
i always get 'yolk oh no'
Nah I know them all before Karl even gives the initials now.
"Do you know how many baftas we've won? We can do what we want."
"High five"
"six"
😁
The best ending to a Monkey news and show “Something’s Said”
I love the way they're talking about this secret auntie that they can't mention but have said 'auntie Nora' around 20 times in the first five minutes..
7:01
Or is it Aunt Inora? I could never tell😂 Probably Auntie Nora tbh
jah dub I could never tell the way he said it and his accent
Split tennis ball??
And have mentioned her loads in other episodes too lol.
''Thank you, STEVE MERCHANT, we love, MUGS..''
Lmao
12:52 ✌️
Ricky: “And she was the one who used to put a Valance on everything?”
Karl: “Well... not everything.”
😂😂
🎾
This is one of the best episodes.
Something's said...
"Sir"
"What is it Simpkins ?"
"You've got a nob on your arm"
"Don't worry about that, do your maths"
8:29: "I don't think she reads Zoo"
"She's more of a nuts woman"
Can you explain this joke ?? I’ve never understood.
@lyzzlyzzy1023 oh zoo is a sort of magazine for adults- I think It had some nude pictures in. But the nuts magazine is a hard-core pornagraphic magazine:) so they were just laughing at the idea of Karl's aunty buying those magazines :)
@@NatS3703 i think nuts was just a competitor of zoo with similar content
@@NatS3703if you're going to bother answer a question at least do it accurately...
Both Nuts and Zoo were weekly 'Lad mags' that both entered the market in 2004 and both ended in 2014.
The magazines were aimed at heterosexual men between the ages of 18 and 30, articles typically related to sport, technology, cars etc. Both magazines included photos of topless glamour models, neither magazine included hardcore content.
@AA-hg5fk alright didn't mean to offend you
Karl's retort to Ricky saying about Auntie Nora putting a valance on everything is one of his best lines
You can hear the little smile on his baldy mancy head
Aunty Nora is foe sure Karl's mom, they slipped up in one episode, can't remember which one
@@MinnieTHEcat99 Nah
@I_am_nobody999 Karl, is that you???
@@MinnieTHEcat99False
Ricky's laugh at 7:16 😄 like a cat being squoze.
37:27 - "But, like now I'm sat here, right, with me jeans on. I don't know where I am." - These one-liners from Karl are the reason I keep coming back to these shows. I spend the next five minutes just chuckling to myself.
This podcast has done more for me then 7 years of antidepressants and sleeping pills.
Mate, I feel you so much
HAHAH same for me 😅
Absolute
Me too. 6-17-2024 The three amigos are part of my day every day 💞
It's a radio show not a podcast 😂
7:02 when I was kid me auntie Nor... me auntie. Oh I’m crying I swear I could listen to these shows a million times
''I turned around, right. And it was.. it was.. there. Looking at me.''
- Jurassic Park
"Something's said" 😂😂
The laugh Gervais squeaks out after Karl says ‘she’s got a caftan on’ always gets me
I automatically started laughing once I read the title. Love that story
Why?
if you go to a store at the mall playing these old Xfm shows, you're welcome. 😊
+WollongongWacko Are you really!? That's lush :-)
Man Moth My customers seem confused at times, but so far no complaints 😊. (if they do I'll bung a song on)
had to stop, to much potential for offense, haha.
+Man Moth Are you from Bristol, ManMoth? x
+BigJamook lush!
Have I been listening to these too much or does anyone else think that 'Ey, me winehouse!' works quite well as a clue?
You OD'd on these shows, then.
The first step is admitting you have a problem. LoL!
And what about 'Christ, di berg!' ?
@@akayakayz my fave!
Almost all of them worked, Ricky was just mad he couldn't figure them out
I'm in for a week long seizure induced epilepsy test, this shall be my playlist the whole time. Trigger me Karl!
thank you STEVE MERCHANT for your wonderful gift. We love MUG
Right, I'm off to bed, another night of Karl enlightening me as I blissfully sleep.
Like a Mancunian lullaby
Garty RSPS farty
Some absolute drivel from Karl Pilkington.
Make sure you have a glass of orange by your bedside table ya ffffff
Steve's quip " they won't get fooled again" is criminally underrated.
I feel like Steve's puns get missed quite a lot
Think that guy who made the XFM big beat jingle still gets listened to millions of times across youtube, respect random beat maker dude
That'd probably be Karl. That was his "proper" job: head of sound.
Honestly a daytime radio show with features such as knob news and monkey news is just amazing, don't think you'd get away with it now 🤣
Some of the things they got away with are actually wild. Like that episode when Ricky talks about the sex pamphlet and he straight up just says "a good alternative is to cum on a friend's back" lmao imagine hearing that sentence at 1 o clock in the day on radio
“… on a CRAMMED train from Manchester , I got another hour and a half of this!”
39:13
“But what’s wrong with him touching it anyway-“
“Oh hello!”
Karls "so what side does he wear?" at 44:40 is incredible from him, always brings it back
Steve’s taking notes of how many times Karl says “n that” but we’re taking notes of how many times Steve says the word “arbitrary” as well as how many times he actually uses the word correctly 😂
yes - he tends to use it in a somewhat arbitrary manner.
Man alive!
Eyes bulging with arbitrary riches
Can you make note of how many times he tells the crouching tiger hidden dragon cinema story as well!
@@Super_tramp142 that story really is interminable.
These have really helped with getting through having influenza. Thanks again Man Moth.
I can't be the only on who falls asleep to Ricky
Hogwash_Tinpenny don't worry, you're with your people here. We all do it :) I also shower to these, wash dishes, travel...
Omg same, I washing dishes rn while listening to Hitler's Knob😂
Haha I can't do any household chores without making sure I've got an XFM or podcast lined up by these three and I actually fall asleep to other stuff now but for a good few years I couldn't sleep without these.
'I was listening to Hitler's knob,' that's not a sentence you hear everyday hahahaha.
Problem with sleeping to these is you are just about to get off and a belter from Karl comes out and you are pissing thi sen.
Every time I have to hear Ricky chewing into the microphone for a minute straight it dose my head in. Especially after he had a go at Karl for the same thing.
“SOMETHINGS SAID” 😂😂😂
One of Karl's best anecdotes ever... 18:18
Ricky’s insane laugh when he says “you’re muscley” haha love it
Probably the funniest thing ive ever heard. Has me in tears every time
Little fella there..
Ricks sniggering in the background before building to a crescendo where he explodes on the muscley line. Definitely an all time classic.
The thud in the background after Karl says 'down syndrome kid' always gets me. I imagine it's Ricky trying to contain his laughter and banging on the desk
I love how he says he can’t talk about Auntie Nora and then proceeds to say “Auntie Nora” about 6 times 😂😂
These 3 are just timeless brilliant.
The train trip story 😂 never gets old.- xfm rules
Ay! My wine house! xD
Steve after giving a wedding gift... "Look at the gleam on that..."
rockbusters, the only quiz that makes me cry with laughter
Buggulls.........
This is why Maggie is always asking these questions on Extras
"I prefer them to go, 'Its a tricky one, this." Hahahaha
This episode is up there in my top 10
Who else REALLY wants to hear, 'Turkish Prisoners Made Hole In Cell Wall to Produce Third Inmate?'
i don't really even understand how it's knob news tbh
@@I05-e4s I hope you're joking 😂
@@C_Xx7xX I'm really not lmao
@@I05-e4s They made a hole in the wall to insert a part of the anatomy...hence being nob news! 😂
@@C_Xx7xX right, but who's the third inmate 😭
54:10 -"it wouldn't be money" is one of my favourate lines :.)
39:12 Steve's "Oh 'ello" is just beautiful
28:12 "that's a hell of a funeral service". did anyone else catch that lol :)))))))))
"something's said"
19:07 "little fella there..."
the beginning of an unforgettable tale.
"I'm sat here right with my jeans on I don't know where I am"
"That comes in, somethin's said" 😂😂
Chris Campling is another comedy character written by Gervais and Mitchlings. As we're Dicky Anderson and myself.
SHLONGGGG 'man grows nob on his arm' how can anyone dislike this show
The idea of Carl making someone's day on the train is genuinely wholesome. Despite how mental it sounds 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think we all get a bit worried where it was going, but it's a really heart-warming story and Karl learns an important lesson.😊
If this show was scripted, then Ricky and Steve are comedy geniuses.
Well they are that anyway lol
@@raydarby8642 Well yeah, but I mean they'd be on a different level altogether.
listen to these every night ( to my girlfriends annoyance) thank you manmoth !!! any plans for more Karl related material in the future??
Tell me about it
I've just scanned past this comment am thought it actually said mammoth..
+Adam Lamond Man moth?!
Dan Evans ricky read a headline to do with mammoths. karl thought ricky said "manmoth". got overexcited thinking scientists had created a half man half moth. funny podcast moment
Has she left you yet? ....
Oh, oh yeah, she has left him, forgot about that.
I love it how the opening premise to this episode is Karl is stressed because his ripped tennis ball anecdote has gone public.
I love how Karl says muscly
Must-leh.
Ay me wine house is Karl’s finest rock busters moment!!
Simon Davies Yes, one of my favs. And once again made 10 times better by Gerv’s laugh.
58:41 least considered "yeah" in human history.
"sense of sight or sight of hearing" lol. Gets me every time.
July 2024 - who’s here?!
The way Steve pronounces "Joaquin
Phoenix"... XD
Hwhackeen :p
yh, its funny when people pronounce names correctly.
+Seanh2k11 I don't think everyone knows that, still a funny sounding name
There's a footballer called Joaquin and the commentators pronounce his name like that too.
3:30 Ricky choosing a fake name for Karl, Brent Hogwell (David Brent from Wernham Hog). Interesting where his mind went
I've picked up on loads of stuff they have used elsewhere
Wasn’t this after the office?
I'm from Bald Knob, Arkansas.
Americans... They do me 'ed in.
@@AA-hg5fkMe too. Get on me nerves.
I know a Chinese fella who has recently turned 50, to be honest I was surprised it was his 50th birthday as he doesn't look that old!
So he says
@@BenjaminBattingtonhaha true, he could be about 35 but he's so embarrassed he says he's 50.
i wonder why "wheres karl's knob" didnt catch on
It’s not exactly a difficult game, is it? It’s not like the answer is ever going to be “on Everest” or “hiding behind a chair”.
@@Astralfirework if he was up Everest, that would be the right answer
@@chester6514 he’d never go up Everest, it’s like a tip up there, mate.
@@Astralfirework he’ll have to next time he needs to get rid of a mattress he got from uncle alf
@@Astralfirework he could easily get up there if he wanted to tho, just a quick bmx blast away. He equates going up there on a bike with completing a marathon in a car 🤣
7:16 That laugh tho
Some of the funniest ricky, Steve and Karl moments are on this channel.
"You know I love Chevy Chase."
Explains a lot, Merch. A lot.
Does anybody else read the comments as they listen and don’t like seeing the rock busters answers. 4 series in and I’m finally thinking like Karl and getting about half right
“It’s just a woman who rode around in a 3 wheeled bike with her husband in the basket”.
Eh! Me Winehouse lol.
That's pretty good actually.
+Mr Tea No problem at all mate, yes hopefully, I have some ideas.
I'm looking for the podcast where Karl coins the term "foodage"
Easily my favourite Ricky laugh ever
series 3 episode 4 ..
lol "somethings said"
Well, don't say that... Oh wait he can't hear you. Hahahahahaha!
After hearing Ricky pronouncing Dr. Who as "Dr. 'oo" I just realized that a large portion of the country must call it that. Funny to think that such a distinctive show title is pronounced so humorously by the people "oo" live in the country it's from.
I once saw a doctor who had the surname "Oo".
From 19:30 Ricky holds in a laugh which explodes at 20:10.
55:13
Say if you lived in like a baron sort of..y'kno Africa or whatever... right, nowt to see.. right, so.. you could lose your.. lose your sight
Sure but if you lived in a women's locker room!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I love Ricky’s laugh at 20.13
Ricky's wheezy screech reminds me of the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park.
even to this day people think Karl isn't real and just acts out lines on air and just a creation by Gervais and Merchant, honestly I'm from Manchester, there are thousands like Karl, thick as Shite and ignorant of the world around them, Karl is 100% genuine
MAN MOTH HAHAHAHAHAHA
I best just have an arm wrestle
Does anyone know what radio show/podcast features the quote "if it's a potato or a nut.. It's a foodage."
Podcast s03e04
"Don't say that- they can't hear you."
The "where's Karl's Nob" competition
Jay Reeves "where is your member?"
GG tW Don't really know to be honest, what a strange question, OH, it's to the left
Jay Reeves LOL!
+Jay Reeves Where's Ricky's bollocks sounded good as well.
‘What side was he on?’
Word of friendly warning ⚠️ Don't drink a hot beverage whilst listening to this, you'll end up spluttering it out through laughter and scoulding yourself😂😂😂
Well her names not Agetoutmy Winehouse
Probably karls greatest ever story. "Little fella" 😂
"The use of the word 'member' suddenly."
sense of sight or sight of hearing
😂