That "heavy eyelids on the estate back in the 1970s" is the most hilariously surreal thing I've ever heard, possibly because it rings a bell somewhere deep down, but can't quite identify what he's blethering about.
The guy who sold Karl the book with the pages in the wrong order is the real hero. Karl said because of that he doesn't read books and only "Snippets of information."
Karl's story about Socrates getting killed by an egg on the head IS based on an interesting story. He got 20% of the story right, only wrong philosopher and it wasn't an egg: In 458 BC, Aeschyelus was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell, and killed him. Aeschylus - Wikipedia
@@Euph3mia not really ‘luv’….been listening to these three geniuses for 20+ years….pardon me for reliving some of the satire, not like your silly little comment, Wendy!
@1000000man1 are you thinking of dr fox saying how bad the show was? At no point does someone from the station come down and tell anyone off on air. Expect karl
As funny as this is a lot of xfm annoys me cuz what karl says a lot of time is right just not worded right, and when Ricky and Steve laugh makes it seem stupid but it’s actually right or has actually been proven later on . Karl is wiser than he gets credit for
Nah Karl tells the story’s in a completely insane way and adds shit to them that makes them sound impossible. Not to mention that some of them are just not true at all.
@@MrOasis316 yh because hes not a presenter or comedian, hes just a normal guy, not everyone is great at talking, agreed its stupid but do you know most of what hes says has either come true or was true just described funny.
They have frozen a photon thats what he meant irritatingly enough i actually had the very same thesis several years before they did it. And i even got laughed at for suggesting it. And now it seems they did it since entropy seized if it gets cold enough. Pretty elementary if you ask me.
I could listened to these guys at a double funeral and still belly laugh.
“uhhh, ‘e was a good bloke n that” - k. Dilkington
Are we burning or burying?
“Karl, that was the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be uttered on radio!”
“play it again!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
'Leaning on an apple'😂
I know….its the way Karl phrases things…it’s unique. I had to Google it (smallest man leaning on an Apple).
"You don't like that test,but you're happy to waste 3 minutes on balancing a pear on my head".
Play a record
Dont talk shit
He’s done you again! he’s done you again
🫡
Don't talk shite!! Don't talk shite!!
Hi five Rick,high five
If ya mums heavy you win a cd 😂😂
2:00
*mam's
HOW DO YOU PROVE THAT
“Ya know The Price is Right? Well what I’m thinking..”
“The Price is Ricky?”
“No…. The RICE is Right”
😂😂😂😂
Steve's laugh is amazing
Been listening to these for over a decade. Not heard a lot of this
Man with a head like a light bulb.....Mr Watts 😂😂
I know….went straight over Karl’s head…
"This tricycle...."
Just brilliant 🙂
Karl is no fool….he is such a stirrer with Steve….he knows exactly what he’s doing.
Paula - she was a bit of a class tart. 😂 I’m dying
Hey mate I love this stuff, more like this pls!
70 year old. Popped on a nappy [for adults]. Went into an offlicence. They didn't want to serve him, because they thought he's a baby.
There's a parallel universe for each game Karl came up with
I want to live in the universe with 15 taiwan on the radio
@@guscox9651 yea but can you imagine how crappy "big mother" would have been, peak xfm content
@@Muscimologram the rice is right?
@@newdawnfades5725WELL THE CHICKEN KORMA’S INDIAN, ISN’T IT!‽
@@linksauce_1 yeah well then you'd say pilau
The Tour de France line and Ricky’s laugh are one of the funniest things ever.
At 2:14, the "alrite... forget that, " followed by maybe the best Gervais laugh of all time, takes the cake for me
@@CartoonSlugYes ha
That "heavy eyelids on the estate back in the 1970s" is the most hilariously surreal thing I've ever heard, possibly because it rings a bell somewhere deep down, but can't quite identify what he's blethering about.
Saw a comment from a guy under a different vid, he said he knew exactly what Pilky was talking about, lol
You the guy I know from AA’s streams btw?
@@Vingul well we are a very scattered community
@@ianinkster2261 Haha, indeed.
Ricky! I’ve just finished watching after life. You crack me up 😮
Weighing up the situation
Hilarious, THANK YOU😆😆👏👏👏❤❗
You’re welcome
@@samuelmarshall100keep them coming mate
The Chinese songs of phrase had me dying
How could the pages of the book be out of order? 🤣
15 Taiwan.
Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 😂., wat a great laugh these 3 had for work 😅😅
48:07 fuckin hell 🤣
36:32 when your best mate says something inappropriate in a social setting
27:44 lol
bookmark 58:45
You 3 really are soothing to listen too
I WAS BORN IN THE EAST END- Take one onion :)
Venice is like London but flooded😅
It's London but flooded.
Massive eyelids
42:25
Ricky "That's the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist! Material to be played on radio"
Steve "Play it again!"
18:00
I coached a praying mantis in judo during a short summer. I don’t recommend it.
The guy who sold Karl the book with the pages in the wrong order is the real hero. Karl said because of that he doesn't read books and only "Snippets of information."
Karl's story about Socrates getting killed by an egg on the head IS based on an interesting story. He got 20% of the story right, only wrong philosopher and it wasn't an egg: In 458 BC, Aeschyelus was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell, and killed him.
Aeschylus - Wikipedia
I love you three so much. Honest to god m, I have a bath get in my bed and listen to you
I think I’ve laughed in my sleep
Ali from Burnley
Pl
😂🤦!play a record!🤦🤣
27:40 35:23 58:13
0:01 - 1:16:40 *
Some of us are pretenders, some of us, are real fans.
I can’t believe I Googled ‘Smallest man leaning against an Apple’. What was I thinking?! All I found was some comments about Karl on Reddit 😅😂
You’re a bit late here love.
@@Euph3mia huh, I don’t get it?
He actually is in all of the search result images but he's too small to notice
@@PatchCornAdams723 haha….I might have been fixated on looking for a round head….more like an orange.
@@Euph3mia not really ‘luv’….been listening to these three geniuses for 20+ years….pardon me for reliving some of the satire, not like your silly little comment, Wendy!
Ricky had a go at Karl about travelling
Steve: i went to Kenya....
Ricky: I went to Manchester
god karl looks gormless in this pic lol
2 years on and they have started using the weight jab lol Carl was right lol 😂
36:18 NOOOOOO LOL
“I didn’t really read it.”
-Karl Pilkington
D'angelo Harbor
"You never see a black ghost "- Karl pilkington (12min 30)
Jordy Station
Which one was it where someone from the station actually came down and had a go at them?
Didn't happen mush
@@Dantheman87
It did. I heard it on here once. He scolded them for something. I can't remember exactly what it was.
@1000000man1 are you thinking of dr fox saying how bad the show was? At no point does someone from the station come down and tell anyone off on air. Expect karl
37:43 called it
Night guys
Karl is right about Christopher Columbus getting too much praise. The vikings discovered north America long before Columbus
And the people who became the native American peoples discovered North America thousands of years before that!
Bottom Stage Show was 1993. Not '87.
Brown Carol Martin Barbara Hernandez Linda
Franecki Ridge
Erick Vista
7339 Gorczany Prairie
He's done you and he's not even here
Weissnat Stravenue
43:20 - well don't KEEP playing it ....
24:21
Ford Walks
Morar Roads
3323 Pagac Valleys
883 Everett Greens
when will people stop putting these up, there are so many duplicates.
I’ve heard a lot of these but some of this is new to me 👍
Me too, I’ve heard some new stuff. Anyway, the more access to the fellas the better….spread the love.
@@paulanoctor2434 Obviously a man posing as a woman. Tart!
Williams John Garcia Brenda Allen Patricia
Ed Courts
09711 Lesley Burgs
37:40
Karl for prime minister 😊
Weeeeeeeeeee
As funny as this is a lot of xfm annoys me cuz what karl says a lot of time is right just not worded right, and when Ricky and Steve laugh makes it seem stupid but it’s actually right or has actually been proven later on . Karl is wiser than he gets credit for
Exactly. Even a lot of what he says about studies or animals. He’s right most of the time
Nah Karl tells the story’s in a completely insane way and adds shit to them that makes them sound impossible. Not to mention that some of them are just not true at all.
@@MrOasis316 yh because hes not a presenter or comedian, hes just a normal guy, not everyone is great at talking, agreed its stupid but do you know most of what hes says has either come true or was true just described funny.
@@JD-xn4ls some of it has some of it is just made up or flat out wrong though. I love Karl by the way lol 😂
Borer Mill
Trantow Extensions
Oh the days when you could say what you wanted without upsetting the offended nation…happy dayzzz
32:28 I can´t believe Ricky Gervais said that
They have frozen a photon thats what he meant irritatingly enough i actually had the very same thesis several years before they did it. And i even got laughed at for suggesting it. And now it seems they did it since entropy seized if it gets cold enough. Pretty elementary if you ask me.
Grandad you need to take your medicine
you're a nutter
When they refer to little people as midgets its actually very very offensive and not like sjw offensive but frenology pro slavery offensive
No, it isn't
well Karl always says ‘little fellas’ regardless of whether it’s a little (gay/midget/chinese) fella, so not specifically targeting certain groups
It’s like 2003 bro, no such thing as being offensive back then😂
you're a nutter
Alright there little fella.
35:15