Joel, you will play Computer Virus Simulator. This is inevitability. You can delay it, but you will never be able to avoid it. It doesn't use any textures (which are for pussies). Everything in it is FUCKING REAL (geometry). It is the greatest and most fun 3d platformer ever made where you are a computer virus. It has an unique art style. So yes, Joel. You WILL play MY GAME. You have no say in the matter except of when it'll be as you playing it is inevitable.
"Oh. A new Joel stream. This'll be perfect to fall asleep to." *2 hours later* *awakens to the souls of the damned crying out for vengeance, accompanied by the most ear rape video game music imaginable*
I made the mistake of leaving TH-cam on as I was falling asleep. it was all good up until 2:00:09, and that's when I woke up in a cold sweat thinking bootleg sonic was going to come kill me...
ok, even though I read your comment and knew about it comming, I still managed to get woken up by it after falling asleep like 30 minutes into the video xD
@@Coughing_Blood Yeah, I found out since. I didn't even really know about gourmet race back then, so I was very confused about the origins of that song.
@@zarrg5611 yea I checked the link afterwards because I'm on phone and I wouldn't have been able to go back to this comment or video directly xd so that's why I wrote my comment first even tho the correct as nswer was already posted
Are you able to confirm this? I'm interested in the answer, but Google's translation translates "Granddad" into "дедушка"/"Dedushka". Perhaps there is slang I'm unaware of? I wish I knew, but my father (able to speak Russian!) had not taught me this far.
Vinny:"I hate it when I get earraped during streams, you all do too, so I got something to try to stop that from happening." Joel:"IF I SUFFER, YOU DO TOO"
Actually, those are not as bad as late 2000's pc games bootlegs. There were "anthology" discs that, *somehow*, could contain up to 10 (sometimes even more) games. However, usually only 1 or 2 of them were at least partially playable. The best example of this was the most beloved by pirates "GTA San Andreas" with it's infamous broken translation. You could also find disks like "GTA: Left for dead" or "GTA: Criminal Russia". Those ones simply contained modded "GTA San Andreas". And there was a lot of viruses. Ah, good days.
@@robosexxxual Oh that's just Bionic Commando for the NES; in Japan it was called Hitler's Resurrection: Top Secret (Hittorā no Fukkatsu: Toppu Shīkuretto) and takes place in an alternate universe where Nazi Germany survived Hitler's suicide and are still at war with the Allied Powers well into the 1980's. The end goal of the game is for protagonist Ladd Spencer to thwart the Nazis' plan of resurrecting Hitler and conquering the world. When the game was brought over to the west, all references to Nazi Germany were replaced with more generic imagery and terminology, though strangely the scene of HItler's head exploding in vivid detail was left intact.
*нет* Also, that SMS emulator was done by an Japanese dev who had an *Net Yaroze* and he was self aware of the emulation status. However, a *наскеямаи* thought that selling it would be a good idea to cash with it. Extra: The emulator is based on *MasterGear* by Marat Fayzullin.
Jobel is oh so confused about that NES "games" assortment on PS1 disk, like WHOT WHY. I suppose it's just some guy dumped some ROM archive from some site and burned it on disk. It's easy, the games are lightweight. I would do that too, if I had PS1 and wanted some Dendy action. I don't think that someone specifically picked these games to be on the disk.
My name is tobias lmao 18:30 lol, hearing joel saying "tobi" and "what's tobi" its pretty munch everything i needed on my entire friggin life, thnx uncle joele :')
I have no problem sleeping through this whole thing and others that are loud or have a “louter Joel, louter!” joke moment. Once I fall asleep only my cat, a human or my alarm wake me. Idk what it is.
Notice the exclamation point at the end of the roms. that signifies that he got a shitload of roms from emuparadise. he just took the NES pack on emuparadise.
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Super Gameboy Bootlegs](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bYMAhVqDsy0/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Super Gameboy Bootlegs](/img/tr.png)
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Weird PS1 Bootlegs](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jNKTLipHqrM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Famiclone Bootleg Madness](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HycxaTd7njs/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Awful Pizza Review #3](/img/n.gif)
Volume warning from 1:58:30 and forward.
no one:
absolutely no fucking one:
Jobel:
Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams this is some grade-A quality😂
Jobel the Hero to the rescue
Huh?
What did you say?
I cant hear you
Joel, you will play Computer Virus Simulator. This is inevitability. You can delay it, but you will never be able to avoid it. It doesn't use any textures (which are for pussies). Everything in it is FUCKING REAL (geometry). It is the greatest and most fun 3d platformer ever made where you are a computer virus. It has an unique art style. So yes, Joel. You WILL play MY GAME. You have no say in the matter except of when it'll be as you playing it is inevitable.
"Sex failed"
wow same
1217 fuck Busters
Damnit! Almost made it to second base!
*w h e e z e*
@Malachi Conor shut up bots
sex faild
1:41:57
Knuckles: OH NO
Narrator: ммм вы знаете, вас чуть-чуть убило
(Actual translation: mmm you know, you’ve been a little bit killed)
Mr.kill
Squigin *E*
Сгущёнка ТВ какже я угарал)))
Just a little bit, though.
1:21:09 I love how you can practically hear Joel jump in surprise as he gets his eardrums blown out by the game.
That is amazing. XD lol
How did that even happen?
Literally the earrape bass meme wtf
XD thanks bro!
It also sounded like the mouse did a 360
"Oh. A new Joel stream. This'll be perfect to fall asleep to."
*2 hours later*
*awakens to the souls of the damned crying out for vengeance, accompanied by the most ear rape video game music imaginable*
DarkPurpleDude oh hey damn i’m not the only one who falls asleep to joel’s streams
I feel personally attacked I always sleep watching either viNNY OR JOEL
Yo same, when I woke up this morning to it, I was like "Joel what the fuck are you doing..."
I woke up to my Swedish friend calling me when watching one of his streams.
So you didnt wake up to Freddi Fish?
I made the mistake of leaving TH-cam on as I was falling asleep. it was all good up until 2:00:09, and that's when I woke up in a cold sweat thinking bootleg sonic was going to come kill me...
Øof moment
glad I’ve scrolled down the comments
SUNIC TEH HEGHUUUG
joel makes some hl2 strider noises and all hell breaks loose
ok, even though I read your comment and knew about it comming, I still managed to get woken up by it after falling asleep like 30 minutes into the video xD
Hahaha very fun to see my animation to start the stream. Thank you for using it Joel!
Great animation!
Nice animation!
dude ur animation is really nice!!!
Oh no! The skeleton's coming out!
*_AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH_*
Dont use hahaha again,its weird
Joel: It's kind of quiet actually
Ghostbusters: I'm about to ruin this man's hearing
Same to Freddi Fish
Well here you go!
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Sonic: *AÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀ*
1:58:30 Sonic the Hedgehog for the Sega Master System but the audio is midi, slowed down, and also *loud.*
The soundtrack to a deranged furry standing over your bed with a knife.
Noise music has really gone too far
Malachi Tramell i left the stream then came back to that i couldn’t take it
Technically, every cartridge based console from the 80's and 90's use MIDI
the genesis of sanic theme
1:45:28 The music goes perfectly with the death of Mr. Clean
R.I.P Thicc Boi :(
Can you tell me what that music is, it has been bugging me for days
@@zarrg5611 th-cam.com/video/Lt_pIezwa8o/w-d-xo.html pretty sure its this
@@zarrg5611 I can't remember the original but you'll find it in nico nico douga mashups 100%
@@Coughing_Blood Yeah, I found out since. I didn't even really know about gourmet race back then, so I was very confused about the origins of that song.
@@zarrg5611 yea I checked the link afterwards because I'm on phone and I wouldn't have been able to go back to this comment or video directly xd so that's why I wrote my comment first even tho the correct as nswer was already posted
Joel: "everything worked off stream"
Also Joel: "the controller doesn't work!"
It's that good ol streaming magic.
1:59:56 Joel finally breaks free of his mortal form and becomes one with the demons.
*BOOOOOOOO OOOUOOOOOUOUOO OOOOOOOO*
Joel shrinks in stature dramatically, and a mushroom cap slowly, painfully sprouts from his head as he assumes his final form: Joad. "YAHOO!"
sounds like something out of cry of fear
@@lambda-m1676?
@@lambda-m1676What do you mean exactly?
I like how Joel unintentionally named himself "granddadd" in russian 1:35:10
Fleentstones
Your pfp, Koichi...
no?
Are you able to confirm this? I'm interested in the answer, but Google's translation translates "Granddad" into "дедушка"/"Dedushka". Perhaps there is slang I'm unaware of? I wish I knew, but my father (able to speak Russian!) had not taught me this far.
@BlueCube067 What the shit? Grand Dad...
"That was sex. And I hated it. Never again"
(c) Joel on losing his virginity, 2019
Russian Bootlegs? *I still remember that Felix that tore his head off...*
The NIGHTMARES
*_H E T_*
We don't speak of that here
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions **HET**
Not his head, just his face if I recall correctly.
I love getting woken up by this video at 1:59:19 every time autoplay puts it on! Instant cold sweat and fear when this wakes you up.
Vinny: Adds a equalizing filter to stop loud noises from happening during stream
Joel: 1:59:00
KikiMofo
Virginsauce: keeps game audio too low in fear of hurting chats precious ears.
Chadskelethor: _E A R R A P E_
Vinny:"I hate it when I get earraped during streams, you all do too, so I got something to try to stop that from happening."
Joel:"IF I SUFFER, YOU DO TOO"
@@SlyHikari03 Nah, this is the content I subsribe for
@@TheStrikeofGod fr, I fucking lost my shit at the earrape
Joel likes to keep the streams R A W
*1 f e m a l e*
*2 f e m a l e s*
3 females, 4
Now the females are at ur door ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@Retro_Static 5, 6 they all have lipstick. 7, 8 Help you masterbate, 9, 10 I will never get any fem (ales)
1 FEMALE AH HA HAA. 2 FEMALES. AH HA HA.
@@TobyFansBackup 2 FEMALES FOR 1 CUP!
Actually, those are not as bad as late 2000's pc games bootlegs.
There were "anthology" discs that, *somehow*, could contain up to 10 (sometimes even more) games. However, usually only 1 or 2 of them were at least partially playable.
The best example of this was the most beloved by pirates "GTA San Andreas" with it's infamous broken translation. You could also find disks like "GTA: Left for dead" or "GTA: Criminal Russia". Those ones simply contained modded "GTA San Andreas".
And there was a lot of viruses.
Ah, good days.
Oh, I remember those! They are probably hard to find these days but I would definitely like to see Joel play some of them
@@wolf3dv Hmm, a half bootleg and half Windows Destruction stream would sound very interesting.
Зи, Сидорович, как жизнь?
I remember those times, I could NEVER find a rip with sound
My favourite one was "Gta: San Andreas: Michael Jackson Edition"
1:21:09 I burst out into laughter oh my god
I literally choked on my coffee from this
What is that sound?
1:44:12 I've never heard Joel be so terrified in my life
1:26:46
Watch him play the alien abduction Dreams game then
Het
53:33 Luigi where's my prune juice
This video auto played during the middle of the night and I woke up in complete shock and terror....
Man, the sound emulation on the Sega Master System games is so bad, it actually makes AtGames' sound emulation sound harmonious by comparison.
(sorry for the necro) Oh man even reading AtGames is giving me war flashbacks
"Because the consoles they make are CHEAP, & they SOUND LIKE ASS!!!" - Sam Procrastinates reviewing the SEGA AtGames Firecore.
1:46:37
Game: First name of Schwarzenegger?
Joel: Isidore.
I can't breathe after the Freddy Fish base boost.
Same I died
just casually scrolling past the n word at 52:36
and “Hitler no fukkatsu” at 42:36
I wanna play N word tennis
@@robosexxxual Oh that's just Bionic Commando for the NES; in Japan it was called Hitler's Resurrection: Top Secret (Hittorā no Fukkatsu: Toppu Shīkuretto) and takes place in an alternate universe where Nazi Germany survived Hitler's suicide and are still at war with the Allied Powers well into the 1980's. The end goal of the game is for protagonist Ladd Spencer to thwart the Nazis' plan of resurrecting Hitler and conquering the world.
When the game was brought over to the west, all references to Nazi Germany were replaced with more generic imagery and terminology, though strangely the scene of HItler's head exploding in vivid detail was left intact.
VinchVolt Huh. Interesting.
@@VinchVolt no wonder spencer and captain duty seem so chummy with each other
40:43 You already know what to do.
*FLINTSTONES?!*
OH GRAND DAD
1:59:15 TURN OFF YOUR SPEAKERS!!! All my neighbors woke up screaming wtf were these sounds.
1:21:09
joel experiences bass boost and bails on the stream
2:03:35 Preview of the hit single "Ghohnost Busters" off of Joel's new Album "Super Ghostbusters 2020"
When even Joel doesn't abide the louder meme, you know you're getting into the deaf zone
He needs to play some mexican bootlegs. As a mexican i would love to see it
*GTA MONTERREY INTENSIFIES*
Lo apruebo.
👌
Yes I agree
El mounstro de los globos
*I APPROVE*
"That's not funny, if you're laughing at this in any way, if you're smiling, you're banned"
*laughing even harder*
я джва года ждал этого стрима
Sorry I don’t speak Italian
@@BurritoBoy01 "i've waited 2 years for this stream"
жиза
русские челы любящие винесос добавляйтесь в други ко мне в дискорде uwu Akira#0488
*Het*
1:21:09
Joel's PC was trying to activate Za Warudo
Freddie Za Fish
I didn't know it was fucking possible for a smile to fade so fast
ok jojo fan
44:10 That drawing was pretty damn good
[game starts blowing the fuck out]
Vinny: "I am _so_ sorry, let me turn this down."
Joel: "FUCKING *BLAST* IT"
Vinny: "I am _SO_ sorry about that."
Joel: "HEEHEE LOUD SCREAMY FUNNIE HEEHEEE"
*нет*
Also, that SMS emulator was done by an Japanese dev who had an *Net Yaroze* and he was self aware of the emulation status. However, a *наскеямаи* thought that selling it would be a good idea to cash with it.
Extra: The emulator is based on *MasterGear* by Marat Fayzullin.
@RJ Russian Starvation salt
a "naskeyamay"?
RJ Period?
sometimes I fall asleep to the beautiful voice of uncle jorgel, but once 1:58:30 happens, I lose the ability to sleep
*f o r e v e r*
"Wow, that's from 2005?"
[half a minute later]
"So this is from the 90's!"
Reminds me of some of his Madness streams.
[Super early DOS text adventure game]
"This is what PC games were like in the 90's."
7:21 joel accidentally flashbangs himself
I also love how at 11:30 when Joel says “what the fuck”, the supports say “uh”, reflecting Joel’s confused reaction
53:35
881 - Osama Bin Laden War
882 - Osama Hunt
1:58:30 LOUTER HOEL LOUTER
I CAN'T HEAR YOU ANYMORE
*LOWTAIRE YOUWELL*
Ok what is that fireman thing Joel keeps showing?
its his brother the fireman
Druidh which one?
It looks like porn. :/
Playing with fire 2, it's on TH-cam
Jobel is oh so confused about that NES "games" assortment on PS1 disk, like WHOT WHY.
I suppose it's just some guy dumped some ROM archive from some site and burned it on disk.
It's easy, the games are lightweight. I would do that too, if I had PS1 and wanted some Dendy action.
I don't think that someone specifically picked these games to be on the disk.
Sex ends
Me: same...
FEMUR BREAKER 1:59:56
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUAAAAAAAAA
Twister Tornado vs Russian Bootleg Emulator: Who will break the sound barrier first?
Who’s been drawing of Richard
1:59:05
The *REAL* Sonic.EXE
At 1:41:45 Эльдар is just a name of most shortest rappers in the russia
But the way,that joel says it
IT'S BRING MY SOUL TO REAL ЭЛЬДАР
Its like wh40k space elves and shit
I'm a simple man,
I see PS1 and BOOTLEG
I click
Watch in 144p for the true bootleg experience
1:59:14
Coder: "So, how much ear rape do you want, brah?"
Developer: "Yes."
Жотлян стал на 20% больше русским
My name is tobias lmao 18:30 lol, hearing joel saying "tobi" and "what's tobi" its pretty munch everything i needed on my entire friggin life, thnx uncle joele :')
Does Joel legitimately not know "HET" is pronounced "Nyet" at this point?
Yes
he does, HHHHHHET is just funnier i guess
He mispronounces it on purpose because HET is funnier, according to him.
He has answered that question on stream several times already you noob.
@@Jacktrack7 I can't bother watching through every single Joel stream. And I haven't noticed.
Playstation One, more like BLYATSTATION ONE
So it's "Whorestation 1"
7:12 So that's where Action 52 ripped off their menu screen lol
i see you are a person of culture as well
Мы всегда будем тебя помнить МГСФЕАЛ 😢
I always watch Joel streams while i try to fall sleep
Everybody Gangsta Til Joel Start Showin That Fire Fighter Cutscene
1:58:30 Joel summons the Devil (part 100)
i put this stream on to sleep and i dont think ive ever woken up so fast until that sonic one at the end came on
Oh man, that Freddi Fish surprise. You _set yourself up for it, too!_
55:39 I REALLY wanna know what the NES version of The Wall looks like
25:09 *Joesph Joestar intensifies*
Oh yeah
1:35:14 Funny how Joel basically named himself "grand dadd"
2:03:47, the origin of Super Ghostbusters
the 1:11:51-1:11:55 Zoom in adding more background buzz was a perfect audio detail on top of the scuffed zoom, very amusingly fitting
LUIGI! WHERE'S MY PRUNE JUICE!
literally nobody:
Russian bootlegs: "Sextendo" heeheehaha
im dying
Stfu
d-does anyone know what that fireman clip joel kept playing was? asking for a friend hehe
It has to be from Playing With Fire 2 starring dear Aniki
@@Anaranjado a year too late bud
@@Anaranjado can I get a link to the clip if you have it?
@@Swampert_Tube there ya go: th-cam.com/video/zzBbmcnRFJA/w-d-xo.html
At 15:35
SEMEN ARSONIST
What is that video of the guy cleaning a fire truck?
same
Playing with Fire 2.
P o r n
24:32 Final Fantasy has a good soundtrack ngl
2:00:08 The Spookiness in the Master System emulator on your PS1 will start.
"FANCY BROS! FANCY BROS! WHAT IS THIS"
PS1 flatlines
"AHHH!"
gonna need a source on those firefighters, joel.
Freddy fish dropped the base lmfao xD
That emulator is actually called "it might be NES", and it's not russian.
I have no problem sleeping through this whole thing and others that are loud or have a “louter Joel, louter!” joke moment. Once I fall asleep only my cat, a human or my alarm wake me. Idk what it is.
This is gonna be my first time watching a joel stream (and a stream itself) through and through
Wish me luck, boys.
_and he was never seen again_
@@dana-wrath joel
@@asais1024 da legend come back to lieb
@@tamber5977 joel
I think you'll find yourself in a Sonic Jam.
38:12 "Would you like some russian bootlegs, Mr. Freeman?"
48:19 fast food Bowser looks amazing
nice
This is why you watch full stream to not miss epic beats
Bootlegs from the land of vodka and Tetris.
How lovely...
Also
н е т (Nyet)
I think he already knows. Saying it as "Het" is just funnier.
@@alexabplanalp4455 yeah.
Just writing for linguistic context.
34:26 I dunno what you were looking for, but Dian Shi Ma Li was there, 4 - 3 pages down from where you were looking.
1:00 Joel’s skelly came out
Just like in my animation! Bless you Joel.
Cheesy Draws yes
the loud sonic game actually woke me up omg...
1:21:06 is the best part
hmmm watching a joel stream and an "top 10 best antivirus" ad pops up at the bottom of video....windows destruction confirmed...or hypnospace
nobody:
ghost mfs: 2:00:09
Gtfo idiot
Thanks Joel for the nightmare during 1:57:00 I should stop falling asleep to your streams
2:14:54 Neil Pearts 150 piece drum kit
ah as expected as usual with these kind of streams; we start off with a vineJoelTech moment.
Notice the exclamation point at the end of the roms. that signifies that he got a shitload of roms from emuparadise. he just took the NES pack on emuparadise.
Could be from Zophair's Domain or a random F2P or torrent site
@@MrDmoney156 well Emuparadise seems most likely, since it bundles hacks with the real deal ROMs in it's packs
And it is the MOST POPULAR romsite
Edit: 4 years later, emuparadise is pretty damn dead. Use Vimm's Lair if you want good ROMs.
1:59:07 JOEL YOUR EARS HAVE REACHED HELL AND YOU WILL SOON GO WITH THEM.