We're Gonna Bone To The Sly Stallones - Rare Lost 80s Hit Song

[@loganhayse8771]

Foreplay was Die Hards, the main event was Schwarzenegger, and now cuddling to Sly. Then Jean Claude for the awkward morning after.

[@rowanc88]

And then jerking off by yourself to Werner Herzog's filmography.

[@theepilogue2190]

YEAH BUDDY IT FINALLY HAPPENED! WELCOME BACK MR. CREMSHAW!!!!!!

[@noname-bv2hc]

Chefs kiss, muah! This is another banger.

[@rudolfhess3153]

Our boy finally got laid, nice!

[@tylerdurden2460]

I want an audiobook of Sly reading 50 Shades of Grey.

[@tenhundredkills]

Cremshaw has some serious game to get babes to watch all the Die Hards, the Schwarzenegger omnibus, and Stallone flicks! It's hard enough to get women to watch any one of those!

[@cerealflute6705]

i recommend Dead Alive, one of the best movies ever made

[@Ieatpaste23]

I won't have sex unless I'm watching a Sly movie. That's why I'm 20 years celibate.

[@IanChapman]

Dont bone to Segal lol

[@jables9229]

Well maybe his first 4 or 5, under siege was pretty good.