The Banana Splits Movie (2019) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +8331

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    • @Makafushigi
      @Makafushigi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      UWU

    • @sleepy_miracle8849
      @sleepy_miracle8849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Dead Meat you never respond

    • @b18powwr
      @b18powwr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Can we get a ‘Explicit Version’ for this movie?

    • @queenfan4825
      @queenfan4825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Please do terminator

    • @toneregal3964
      @toneregal3964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Can we get a gingerdead man kill count?

  • @SOULJAM1K3Y
    @SOULJAM1K3Y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    imagine if he was a host for the news and is talking about a fire "15 people sadly died in the fire..... The golden chainsaw goes to..."

    • @hokutonomango
      @hokutonomango 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oof

    • @BeefeusSteak
      @BeefeusSteak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      ...Timmy here! His skin melted off and that was cool I guess.

    • @therealheavytf2
      @therealheavytf2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      dull machete goes to susan, who just died of a heart attack

    • @theratman6718
      @theratman6718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ayy 69nth like

    • @ronaldrosete4086
      @ronaldrosete4086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Golden chainsaw for Mike, after being impaled by an exposed steel rod while burning.

  • @StarDraws555
    @StarDraws555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10308

    "Hmmm, these animatronics aren't behaving right"
    " *Let's fix that with a controlled shock* "

    • @dsk_scorch2419
      @dsk_scorch2419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +657

      *LETS TRY ANOTHER CONTROLLED SHOCK*

    • @grovstar2000
      @grovstar2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hah

    • @basyoom
      @basyoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      *EXOTIC BUTTERS*

    • @itspumpkin886
      @itspumpkin886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Kagami Hamasaki “Hello? Hello hello? Uhhh I wanted to leave a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night.”

    • @chxcomunx
      @chxcomunx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bastion HELL YEAH

  • @Nicknstrips
    @Nicknstrips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6862

    Broooo my mom saw this movie at Walmart and didn't know it was a horror movie. I watched it with her. Her reactions were priceless. It was hysterical during the kill scenes she wasn't expecting that at all.

    • @marstromistuff
      @marstromistuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      XD

    • @SarahTheBreadGod
      @SarahTheBreadGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Oh god 😂😂

    • @ytnathandude
      @ytnathandude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Lego Boba Fett in the USA, we have M.P.A film rating system but it's the same concept with the movie being atleast rated R.

    • @ashleymartin9071
      @ashleymartin9071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh no😂 I can't imagine that happening my dad would've been so mad

    • @hjrtegfjdgdfghfr6874
      @hjrtegfjdgdfghfr6874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      LMFAO i remember the time my dad thought sausage party was for kids
      ( He realized it wasn't for kids and we stopped watching it )

  • @ChumleeTPC
    @ChumleeTPC ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    Seeing Poppy become more psychotic after witnessing her fiancé die and her killing two people really shows how broken she is especially because the robots forced her to saw her fiancé in half

    • @MillieFitzgerald-c1p
      @MillieFitzgerald-c1p ปีที่แล้ว +55

      bless her that poor woman, she needed therapy, not hootie. either way if there is a sequel it would be fucking epic!

    • @SuperPwnageBoi69
      @SuperPwnageBoi69 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MillieFitzgerald-c1pi think they confirmed a sequel wasn’t happening because the original movie got huge backlash from critics and audiences

    • @MillieFitzgerald-c1p
      @MillieFitzgerald-c1p ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@SuperPwnageBoi69 true, but it still was a super fun watch for me and my mum, we both loved it and it is a shame that there will be no sequel :( good film imo, some bad acting, a little bit campish but its fine lol

    • @SnowHoof000
      @SnowHoof000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Would be nice if she at least entered dead by daylight.

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      very accurate portayal of how horror film survivors would end up

  • @Galaxy0237
    @Galaxy0237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24406

    Snorky is the real hero he gladly betrayed his friends to protect the kids
    Edit: HOLY SHIT! Never thought I’d get this many likes

  • @carterm.488
    @carterm.488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3685

    "I would kill to play Stevie"
    Maybe in the sequel, James.

    • @RK-eo8gl
      @RK-eo8gl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The Stevie character was murdered with a cherry lollipop. 😭

    • @fuku9733
      @fuku9733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He could be in a flash back

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yikes, as being a fellow Stevie, I felt the pain

    • @slade7178
      @slade7178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah😊 he can play his body

    • @cloudblue3176
      @cloudblue3176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Stevie is just like james

  • @eliteinferno207
    @eliteinferno207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3164

    *Snorky saves the children* “That was pretty cash money of you”

    • @alicianas5729
      @alicianas5729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Undertale

    • @3P1C_G4M3R5
      @3P1C_G4M3R5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Your two profile pics = EA sports

    • @alexh1131
      @alexh1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was very cash money of you* u mean

    • @urabouttoloseurjob842
      @urabouttoloseurjob842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cool cat saves the kids but it's an animatronic elephant

    • @AlchemillaRed
      @AlchemillaRed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alicianas5729 no

  • @ratthew_patthew7408
    @ratthew_patthew7408 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "Perpetually postponed fnaf movie" never been more glad for james' speech to age like milk

    • @RomanticGyattvark
      @RomanticGyattvark ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Postponed, not cancelled

    • @BoredandStriving
      @BoredandStriving ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He is not wrong, that film has been postponed for 8 years until last month, where it FINALLY graced out eyes.

    • @SnowHoof000
      @SnowHoof000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The springlock scene felt weak, though. Especially after we saw it in action in the back room.

    • @statementofjoespooky1660
      @statementofjoespooky1660 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SnowHoof000it’s a kid’s movie though. Of course a lot of us adults grew up with fnaf and want to see the more disturbing version of it, but there’s no way the kids would be allowed to watch a sequel if the first one was super gory. For a kid’s movie, it had a couple cool moments (like freddy killing the woman and the springlock scene, which was pretty intense for kids). Tbh I enjoyed it a lot, not because it was good but because it was fun. Too much gore would take away from that.

    • @lorenzoantonio3630
      @lorenzoantonio3630 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@statementofjoespooky1660it’s pg 13 and also his death most likely starting to crush his lungs and fill it with blood so he couldn’t scream in agony

  • @missoli
    @missoli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8125

    I was shocked that this movie was made in 2019. I didn’t even know it existed until this video came out

    • @MedioPlague
      @MedioPlague 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      miss-oli Maybe it was one of those straight to DVD movies

    • @awkwardbean1504
      @awkwardbean1504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@MedioPlague it was actually

    • @GanzoHasashi1911
      @GanzoHasashi1911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Mark’s Mediocre Productions You would be correct, they aired it on SyFy during Halloween season as well. Just a bloody fun movie to spend some time

    • @madrish7226
      @madrish7226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      #metoo

    • @breadandbutter4634
      @breadandbutter4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Popie( sorry if I wrote her name wrong ) has some sort parallel to Springtrap ngl

  • @rsookchand919
    @rsookchand919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11571

    >"Did Fleegle say something racist?"
    Tra la la and hardy har har Fleegle accidentally used the hard r

    • @Benass69
      @Benass69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Was it accidental tho

    • @MariaGarcia-wl2nh
      @MariaGarcia-wl2nh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      No fair your comment is younger than mine and you got over 300 likes and i only got 1 like :(
      RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @user-up4jp7cc4w
      @user-up4jp7cc4w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I dong try getting likes ;-;

    • @bira5775
      @bira5775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Fleegle threw hands with a black man for the N word

    • @moonlysia
      @moonlysia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      「Adrenal!neHD」 he wanted the secret N- word pass

  • @pebble1481
    @pebble1481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    The description of the kills: face smashed open with hammer
    The actual kill: bonk

    • @JustMillie23
      @JustMillie23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      “need a dispenser here”
      “Bonk boink bonk”
      “Cmon rage quit make us both happy”

    • @cod73161
      @cod73161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are alive. One big Surprise

    • @companioncube691
      @companioncube691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boink!

    • @CatboyRanger
      @CatboyRanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scout: hey chucklehead

    • @mykneesarebees7242
      @mykneesarebees7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad!

  • @pat2rome
    @pat2rome ปีที่แล้ว +359

    I could watch Eric Bauza explain voices for hours, that's some insane talent.

    • @Jamie-z1j1e
      @Jamie-z1j1e ปีที่แล้ว +12

      when i heard that eric bauza is voicing bugs bunny in the hbo max's looney tunes cartoons i didn't think he'd be able to pull it off but i was wrong he also did a good job playing daffy duck, tweety and marvin the martian

    • @Star-Road-Toons
      @Star-Road-Toons ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eric wasn't just voicing warner brothers characters.he also voiced stimpy in ren and stimpy adult party cartoon after billy west refused to come back to work for you know who.

    • @KatVA1109
      @KatVA1109 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here! 😁😁😁😁

    • @christophercathcart881
      @christophercathcart881 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Brian hull is awesome with voices as well

  • @StudioBionic1
    @StudioBionic1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    Fleagle: Who are you?
    Freddy: I'm you, but with a higher body count

    • @baeljr666
      @baeljr666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sad thing is: you're not wrong

    • @mylesdenton1819
      @mylesdenton1819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just wait, you could be wrong when he gets his own movie

    • @darrenkyla3160
      @darrenkyla3160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait Freddy screws people!?

    • @aplushcan6659
      @aplushcan6659 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darrenkyla3160 Witch one?

    • @baeljr666
      @baeljr666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Edward Oltman How many people have played FNAF? Nearly ALL OF THEM have been killed by Freddy at some point

  • @isaacmahoney5947
    @isaacmahoney5947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    All the other banana splits: *murder and kidnapping*
    Snorky: we groovin'

    • @papermoonkings
      @papermoonkings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's just vibing

    • @ashketchup1850
      @ashketchup1850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Plus the name Snorky is perfect

    • @JPCoralz
      @JPCoralz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Snorky is the GOAT of this film~🥰
      Side note: Look up what GOAT means if I confused you

  • @fishyfn1080
    @fishyfn1080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3007

    Snorky is not dead, in fact he’s alive, because he’s a legend, and legends never die

    • @asnaccv2290
      @asnaccv2290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Legends never die they become a part of you
      part of you can you screaming out to to the light

    • @robloxmaniac6594
      @robloxmaniac6594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@asnaccv2290 stop

    • @diabolicalcheesecurd3390
      @diabolicalcheesecurd3390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @adrianadooki422
      @adrianadooki422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Snorkey will always be in Harley’s heart ;(

    • @sagefakes8384
      @sagefakes8384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Than why did Billy die

  • @jsyyanzon2258
    @jsyyanzon2258 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "banana kadabra" and snorky is like the only mascot who helped everyone instead of killing

    • @brianodonnell4496
      @brianodonnell4496 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What if, the real splits could take down the imposters.

    • @ChristianPinnock-u5c
      @ChristianPinnock-u5c 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's the only one that didn't get the virus the others got the virus

  • @notmariolevi2863
    @notmariolevi2863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Rest of the animatronics: *kill everyone*
    Snorky: *Betrays them*
    Animatronics: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

    • @atisuto7476
      @atisuto7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      not mariolevi YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE CHILDREN NOT JOIN THEM

    • @smlchristian3
      @smlchristian3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atisuto7476 you mean the adults?

    • @clearcasket1555
      @clearcasket1555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@smlchristian3 To be fair, he didn't kill any adults either. As far as we know.

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bingo: it's over snorky have the ground
      Snorky: you underestimate my power

    • @audphoria
      @audphoria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      400th liko

  • @ndotspibbalot4121
    @ndotspibbalot4121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    James : “I know you kids like em sloppy”
    *lady your scaring us*

    • @razexfoxx6339
      @razexfoxx6339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol billy Madison

    • @vamtheanomaly
      @vamtheanomaly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@razexfoxx6339 This is why James is a legend! Raze and I get points for knowing this. WE LIKE EM SLOPPYYYYYY - Creepy Lunch Lady.

    • @saladman420
      @saladman420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      M’mam this is a Wendy’s

    • @shiver8082
      @shiver8082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s extra sloppy

    • @twitchevojaxsaxyguy8602
      @twitchevojaxsaxyguy8602 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jodl that is from billy Madison

  • @jacobg.3751
    @jacobg.3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    “Beth has to turn into hot action star mom to save her kid from the furry.”
    That line...is amazing.

    • @HelloThere-ki3kc
      @HelloThere-ki3kc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      The best line is “what did fleegle say something racist?”

    • @Kikilinsey
      @Kikilinsey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ye

    • @ricklepick9556
      @ricklepick9556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      UwU intensifies

    • @Sillylilgrill
      @Sillylilgrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      furries are very scary

    • @ltjyeahok
      @ltjyeahok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scariest part for me is they were at Carowinds NC\SC (they were on the NC side) when I was about 8 years old an had to spend most of my time in Hanna Barbara land. Scobey doo coaster was kinda cool. God I'm old

  • @Rae0814
    @Rae0814 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    This Movie doesn’t take itself too seriously and it’s fine.
    I love it when Horror Movies have fun with the Stories.

  • @KJC21793.
    @KJC21793. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24181

    Not gonna lie, I was wondering how the Hell this was going to be a horror movie.

  • @BigBoyEternal
    @BigBoyEternal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Inventor:*shocks animatronics*
    Scrap-baby: ITS TIME FOR YOUR CONTROLLED SHOCK

  • @nathanialb.8394
    @nathanialb.8394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    For snorkey:
    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He brought the snorkey shuffle bacc

  • @jules6735
    @jules6735 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    “Thank you for the opportunity!”
    Parker might hate acting class and when her dad acts like her manager but she’s still thankful towards the woman she auditioned in front of. Bless her heart🥺

  • @Nerom99
    @Nerom99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Kinda makes sense that Snorky was the ''good'' one. He's the only one who doesn't look creepy

    • @thebestes66547
      @thebestes66547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Or talk when i saw this movie i instently knew he good

    • @darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440
      @darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      snorky was my favorite when i was a kid (i was born in 2001 but it was still aired for some reason)

    • @icekingnate738
      @icekingnate738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @icekingnate738
      @icekingnate738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same but I was born in 2010

    • @Nerom99
      @Nerom99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440 Same, I was born in 1999, and I caught it a couple of times on Boomerang, usually in the morning. It alternated between the OG run and some contemporary revival it had in the 2000s.

  • @suziebelle4113
    @suziebelle4113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    this movie must be so traumatic for people who loved the show as kids. it would be like watching the cast of blues clues get stuck in saw traps

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      my four-year-old self is screaming in confusion
      i feel violated for some reason

    • @d-drizzle
      @d-drizzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@randompromises1038 I agree I wish the splits didn't have a shitty movie accoiated with them

    • @lunastie39
      @lunastie39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      actually i think it would be closer to the cast of blue's clues murdering people watching a live showing

    • @truckcloudy1497
      @truckcloudy1497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya I apperently used to watch the show on Qubo, but I don't remember it

    • @-_-3315
      @-_-3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That or Blue going full Cujo

  • @nyantend0
    @nyantend0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    “They essentially yiff each other to death”
    *JAMES NO*

  • @Unknown_User174
    @Unknown_User174 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Fun Fact on 7:03: Eric Bauza is gonna be having a voice role in the new Super Mario bros movie.
    If you’re fans of the Super Mario bros cartoons from the 80s and the Super Mario Bros video games by Nintendo,
    Be sure to see it in theaters on April 5th.
    Charles Martinet is also gonna have cameo roles,
    But he’ll still voice Mario and Luigi and Wario and Waluigi and Baby Mario and Baby Luigi in the games.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That last part didn't age well. Kevin Afghani has proven himself to be a good replacement though! 😅➡️🤓👍

    • @Unknown_User174
      @Unknown_User174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thema1998 Oh yeah he voiced Jumpman and Mario and Luigi’s Dad in the Movie.
      Kevin Afghani did great also too and I’ll miss Charles Martinet since he’s retiring and became the Ambassador of Mario.

  • @longhorse6311
    @longhorse6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    The rest of the group : Kills the kids and adults
    Snorky : Hold my beer.

  • @troin3925
    @troin3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Blumhouse: So you're giving us the rights to make the FNAF movie?
    Scott Cawthon: Yes.
    Blumhouse: What did it cost?
    Scott Cawthon: The Banana Splits.

    • @troin3925
      @troin3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zaria The TH-camr What are you talking about?

    • @troin3925
      @troin3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zaria The TH-camr No shit Sherlock! I remember a similar comment like yours, for all I know, you might be the same guy. I know The Banana Splits already existed, otherwise my joke wouldn’t say that it costed them The Banana Splits. When we call the movie a FNAF ripoff, we don’t mean that The Banana Splits never existed before (I’m not an idiot), we mean that they turned an already existing IP and turned it into a horror film where the characters are killer animatronics... sound familiar? It’s too specific to be a coincidence.

    • @fredbrozuniversity
      @fredbrozuniversity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Random question
      Did u notice this is the end credits?
      2:55

    • @wildman510
      @wildman510 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@troin3925 forget to change accounts idiot?

    • @VivosaurACE
      @VivosaurACE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wildman510 no he didn't someone was saying shit but they deleted they're comments I saw the same guy on another comment

  • @basilstorm9461
    @basilstorm9461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    Can we stop and appreciate the fact that the other three 'animatronics' weren't even given the malware update, they just went along with everything

    • @GlitchWitch69
      @GlitchWitch69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Drooper: My coding is red and I now want to kill all adults
      The other three: You son of a bitch I’m in

    • @goldenproductions7831
      @goldenproductions7831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@GlitchWitch69 this is cold

    • @austinhangs5577
      @austinhangs5577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      rip stevie. dident even get a real name.

    • @MaiMaiStrawberrylovely7750
      @MaiMaiStrawberrylovely7750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr lmao

    • @cjhrlsbbc
      @cjhrlsbbc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe their code is all connected somehow idk

  • @hwheelez24
    @hwheelez24 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the touch of the sound effects of the robotics whirling when Harley was dancing and befriending snorky near the end.

  • @HATVAULT
    @HATVAULT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1980

    As for Snorkie, he doesn't talk
    *D E A L W I T H I T*

    • @tonyacomp
      @tonyacomp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cool Comment (I'm not a bot :) )

    • @HATVAULT
      @HATVAULT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tonyacomp Never would have thinked that you were a bit in the first place, why clarify?

    • @tonyacomp
      @tonyacomp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@HATVAULT ppl call me got every time I reply sorry

    • @bruhmoment8367
      @bruhmoment8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cool comment (I am a bo- I mean I’m not a bot)

    • @HATVAULT
      @HATVAULT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bruhmoment8367 Thanks, fellow rob- human. I said human.

  • @Starberrycreme
    @Starberrycreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Kid: “You saved me, why?”
    Snorky: “Hmm, monky”

    • @TOUD_
      @TOUD_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh my god

    • @dhraugr
      @dhraugr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh lord

    • @slimegirl4099
      @slimegirl4099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?

    • @leamorvallescas
      @leamorvallescas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it :/

    • @dhraugr
      @dhraugr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob vallecas cause you’re 7

  • @snek7270
    @snek7270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    "Guys, I would kill to play Stevie"
    I know you would, James. And you would count how many.

    • @SonOfAnarchy91
      @SonOfAnarchy91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We need an Asylum horror movie based on the KillCount where James and Chelsea run around killing people whole commentating on the kills and counting them 😂😂

    • @haileykramer8017
      @haileykramer8017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Craig Norrie omg yes I need this to happen

    • @TheImmortalCell
      @TheImmortalCell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fucking gold

  • @partydad4
    @partydad4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I first watched this when I was 10, three years ago. I stopped at Poppy’s Fiancé, couldn’t sleep for months. I watched it again, the day the Barbie movie was released, and I giggled and kicked my feet the whole time.

  • @JJPE
    @JJPE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    “Turns into an action-star-mom so she can save her kid from the furry”
    *frickin love this*

    • @thephantomsplit
      @thephantomsplit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm the 400th like

    • @starlaser100
      @starlaser100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thephantomsplit not to be mean but who cares

    • @g9900-n9c
      @g9900-n9c 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@starlaser100 ikr

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@g9900-n9c you killed me in dead by daylight legion.....

    • @breadboy7635
      @breadboy7635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im a furry and I agree with him boi

  • @mber3872
    @mber3872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    random girl: are they doing the snorky shuffle?
    James: *A M G E R Y*

    • @WTAF0212
      @WTAF0212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love this comment so much dude

    • @criticalsht6653
      @criticalsht6653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How to trigger james

    • @rabbitgutz6556
      @rabbitgutz6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The girl is parker

    • @Cypher-ey5ip
      @Cypher-ey5ip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The snorky shuffle is obviously the universally accepted greeting that will turn all foes to allies.

    • @emperorredabilitysfollowin2753
      @emperorredabilitysfollowin2753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He angy

  • @funnyclown888
    @funnyclown888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Inventor: **hacks animatronics**
    William afton:
    *"Hey Micheal I got an idea-"*

    • @morel1076
      @morel1076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The man behind the slaughter...

    • @victorramos4372
      @victorramos4372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean. Hey henry ive got a ide-

    • @wafflesthearttoad6916
      @wafflesthearttoad6916 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Victor Ramos *confused noise*

    • @yo_its_Marcus1
      @yo_its_Marcus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I rather the five nights at Freddy's than some shiti robots

    • @yo_its_Marcus1
      @yo_its_Marcus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok William Afton can bete them
      Right?

  • @HenryHendershot
    @HenryHendershot ปีที่แล้ว +33

    All kills: 9:54 - Steve. 12:43 - Thadd. 14:07 - Sal The Security Guard. 16:07 - Jonathan. 16:15 - Rebecca. 17:37 - Karl. 17:44 - Doug. 17:54 - 18 Audience/Crew Members. 19:15 Andy. 20:58 - Mitch Williams. Total = 27 kills, 8 boys, 1 girl, 18 unknown. Runtime: 90 minutes = 1 kill every 3.33 minutes. Golden Chainsaw - Andy. Dull Machete - Karl.

    • @mal_348
      @mal_348 ปีที่แล้ว

      You wasted all this time and only 13 likes lol😂

    • @HenryHendershot
      @HenryHendershot ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont even care about the likes, you on the other hand think that it actually matters about likes. And also you wasted your time and got NO likes lol.@@mal_348

    • @HenryHendershot
      @HenryHendershot ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mal_348 also, fix your grammer, dude

    • @HenryHendershot
      @HenryHendershot ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mal_348 its only got 13 likes , not only 13 like

    • @nyanko_online
      @nyanko_online 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      grammar*

  • @Minervaz
    @Minervaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

    I don’t blame poppy, she saw her fiancé die in front of her, she just wanted some revenge and went insane.
    Fleegle is mean

    • @Anniethedoodler
      @Anniethedoodler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yea Karl gave the a evil update to kill and made fleegle kill her fiancé

    • @ztails3276
      @ztails3276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yep and I think in the sequel if there is going to be one Poppy will suffer Purple Guy's fate from Five Nights At Freddy's just in the Banana Split form Maybe if that's going to happen for her

    • @phillipngo2133
      @phillipngo2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah, I believe she would forgive fleegle (when he is in his good self again). After that bastard mechanic turn them into killing machine. (This is also why people are scared of robot)

    • @masterretro1585
      @masterretro1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Phillip Ngo I doubt she would forgive them, have you played dead rising? Physcopaths don't forgive.

    • @windwolfanimatoreight2785
      @windwolfanimatoreight2785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UwU

  • @idosteath5157
    @idosteath5157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Me in the begining: How is this a Horror movie
    Me at the end: How is this allowed?

    • @Honeybeexl
      @Honeybeexl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then why dont you explain why every other scary movie. Of course its allowed.

    • @Jay-ug8kl
      @Jay-ug8kl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly same tbh

    • @Ieu6054
      @Ieu6054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Honeybeexl r/wooosh

    • @jefferyharambe5067
      @jefferyharambe5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/ihavereddit

    • @leslification
      @leslification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MadWolvez ok boomer

  • @magiccry
    @magiccry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    Ya know the whole snorky being good reminds me of the theory of Foxy secretly being a good guy.

    • @memerevultion7784
      @memerevultion7784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      The FNAF 1-2 animatronics (except Mangle) doesn't even kill children. They just wanted to kill their killer so they can rest in peacd. The bite of 83 was merely an accident.
      If anything, all of the animatronics except Mangle are Snorky.
      And the Banana Split gang resemble purple guy due to tricking children and making a game on them.

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Oh you mean the one where it points out that in FNaF one Foxy just pokes his head in and since ots terrifying to see something like that it causes Mike to have a heart attack where as the other characters literally jump out at you? Cause if not then idk which theory you're talking about

    • @memerevultion7784
      @memerevultion7784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@charliefinnmichael4770 yep that's the one

    • @memerevultion7784
      @memerevultion7784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@charliefinnmichael4770 It's more like a reference on how Michael Afton used to scare his lil bro, the crying child.

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@memerevultion7784 ohhh okayy

  • @cartoonlizardtheanimator6701
    @cartoonlizardtheanimator6701 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    For people wondering what each kill takes place:
    1. Stevie: 9:47
    2. Thadd: 12:37
    3. Sal the Security Guard: 14:07
    4. Jonathan: 16:03
    5. Rebecca: 16:14
    6. Karl: 17:34
    7. Doug: 17:44
    8-25. 18 Audience/Crew Members: 17:54
    26. Andy: 19:08
    27. Mitch Williams: 20:58

  • @heidiphillips1218
    @heidiphillips1218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    I love how James imitates the films mood
    “Tra la la tra la la la “ 😂

    • @rodian_skypyratz6181
      @rodian_skypyratz6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heidi Phillips I like that too.

    • @WITHERDRAGONYT
      @WITHERDRAGONYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Juan Cortez Muro That wasn't even funny

    • @gamertime2018
      @gamertime2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol i requested like 50 time a day

  • @shikikansnexy
    @shikikansnexy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    I swear the dog just reminds me of Duck Season's Dog

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Fleegle and yes he does and I can’t unsee it

    • @bookthefreak
      @bookthefreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oop- I’ll take that as a compliment

    • @gundhamskisser2952
      @gundhamskisser2952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fleegle lol-

    • @bookthefreak
      @bookthefreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I am the cutest dog and I can not deny that this is accurate.

    • @robertdiannegaffke1537
      @robertdiannegaffke1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What is duck season

  • @SpookyArtistGalaxy
    @SpookyArtistGalaxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    Me: I'm fine.
    Snorky Dies
    Me: I am the definition of not ok.

    • @tymccormick2512
      @tymccormick2512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am the definition of yes'nt anti depressent

    • @queenopattasgurl9773
      @queenopattasgurl9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you’re no-k? (╹◡╹)lol im smiling because punz

    • @trustworthypolar3953
      @trustworthypolar3953 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im the definition of bepis

    • @HexSplitter
      @HexSplitter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How you have over 1.1k likes and 4 replies lol

    • @josh_the_alien
      @josh_the_alien 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HexSplitter I see five

  • @traviscrumbey7969
    @traviscrumbey7969 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how much James unironically likes this movie

  • @asgerfb8371
    @asgerfb8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    “Afraid of virusses” Well that Didnt age well

    • @crustcrusader8611
      @crustcrusader8611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      r/agedlikemilk

    • @memebigboi0245
      @memebigboi0245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      CoroooooooooonnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @sirenhead3019
      @sirenhead3019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s corona time

    • @jjohnson01
      @jjohnson01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That wouldnt work with the scenario but kk

    • @flyingfish2566
      @flyingfish2566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Asger FB 💀💀💀

  • @audojoe6324
    @audojoe6324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    “They pretty much yiff each other to death”
    Dead Meat has no idea what they’ve brought upon themselves...

    • @matthew5145
      @matthew5145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They also said "antropromorphic furries"

    • @matthew5145
      @matthew5145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@memesarekeem no u

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I don't know why people are thinking I don't know what yiffing is. Clearly I do. Yeah, Snorky and Bingo aren't ACTUALLY doing anything sexual there, but they're people in giant furry suits banging up against each other a bunch. That's what makes it a joke.

    • @sepi5639
      @sepi5639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DeadMeat that was funny as hell

    • @Chthonic_Tonic
      @Chthonic_Tonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@DeadMeat People assume the channel about gore and counting corpses is too innocent to know what 'yiff' means. FOOLS.

  • @starhateskittychannelafnan5631
    @starhateskittychannelafnan5631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    Seeing a psychotic Poppy is such a tear jerker knowing she probably is traumatized after seeing her fiance die and even being a assistant in the murder must have been terrifying

    • @RBLX_Player
      @RBLX_Player 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Which leaves me thinking: "Is there gonna be a sequel for this film?"

    • @ebanram5782
      @ebanram5782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Josue Dormuz probably not cuz it didn't do the greatest in the bo

    • @Dandylmao
      @Dandylmao ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You hate kitty channel because i dont

    • @Lordfreizaglacticruler
      @Lordfreizaglacticruler ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I searched Nanna splits 2 it said probably in making but idk

    • @jayneabercromby2169
      @jayneabercromby2169 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@RBLX_Player yet another purple j

  • @xxxxiriiiii
    @xxxxiriiiii หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Rumors coming through at the moment that this script WAS originally meant to be for the Five Night at Freddy's movie before the project fell through.

  • @perrymcelhinney1283
    @perrymcelhinney1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    These kids are gonna have PTSD for life, especially after that Andy kill.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i can't even imagine how much therapy all the parents are gonna have to pay

    • @bluexd2123
      @bluexd2123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randompromises1038 they just heard Andys screams.

    • @ColinCartoons
      @ColinCartoons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr especially Harley he was such a fanboy

    • @BeeWorks05
      @BeeWorks05 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if the kid never go saved?

    • @kayalandry2249
      @kayalandry2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Random Promises Didn’t their parents die?

  • @smash3r01
    @smash3r01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "They pretty much yiff each other to death"
    Thats an entirely different kind of adult film

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's a r Rated movie

    • @gnol89
      @gnol89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sean Taggart more like x

    • @Fabiola-bh1th
      @Fabiola-bh1th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      * HentaiHaven intro starts *

    • @GojiBoiEarth1964
      @GojiBoiEarth1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NC 17*

    • @UnboxingAlyss
      @UnboxingAlyss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That isn't yiff. I love James, but he clearly knows nothing of actual furries.

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    kids in crowd: traumatized watching the splits mess with stevie's corpse
    the one kid in the crowd raised on horror movies: *this is fine :D*

    • @nina__serafina
      @nina__serafina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I would be that kid.

    • @funniman9985
      @funniman9985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @funniman9985
      @funniman9985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love horror

    • @Kpimpmaster
      @Kpimpmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stevie wasn’t very well liked from the start so...

    • @sevaunstinks
      @sevaunstinks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be me

  • @jacobp7037
    @jacobp7037 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Having watched the show on Boomerang when I was a kid, seeing the trailer for this was like a fever dream.

    • @wewhoareabouttodiesaluteyo9303
      @wewhoareabouttodiesaluteyo9303 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember when Boomerang was tied to Cartoon Network, but I think it must have been way before my time. I watched Cartoon Network growing up, but this is the first time I heard about the show (after seeing the movie). I think the same creators also made The Muppets?

    • @roseabee7503
      @roseabee7503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right? We used to watch it in Sunday School when I was a kid. lol

  • @legachatea1273
    @legachatea1273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Me:where is poppy
    Poppy: hit and runs a man
    Me:oh

    • @dixxie215
      @dixxie215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dead meat : darn busted by the bunnies once more

    • @T3nMiDGET5711
      @T3nMiDGET5711 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU DIDNT MENTION SHE WAS IN A CART FULL OF FURRY CORPY

    • @rykerirontooth
      @rykerirontooth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *im poppy proceeds to play*

    • @Mikey12lke
      @Mikey12lke 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@T3nMiDGET5711 poppy is a furry???

  • @cookieusa1
    @cookieusa1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    This felt like a ‘90’s movies, more than a two thousand’s one.

    • @Odenbark
      @Odenbark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Naah

    • @MrNiceguy3210
      @MrNiceguy3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's rare to see these low budget slasher films coming out of big studios like Warner Brothers. But they were a dime a dozen in the 80s and 90s. That might be why it has a retro charm to it.

    • @danghj864
      @danghj864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea that’s what makes it good

    • @Happylink75
      @Happylink75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think its refreshing to see something like this its giving me flash backs to one of my favorite slashers childs play

  • @coachgoltzbizpro23
    @coachgoltzbizpro23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    Banana Splits: Kid-Friendly
    Warner Brothers: Let's make this a horror movie!

    • @mortalia.
      @mortalia. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD

    • @MisterBubbaMan
      @MisterBubbaMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Warner bros: *CHUCKY CHEESE YOU'RE NEXT*

    • @crazedrambling16
      @crazedrambling16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MisterBubbaMan
      To be honest, I would *absolutely* watch that.
      (As long as it's not too scary because I'm kind of weak with horror)

    • @strawberryiscool_
      @strawberryiscool_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me. FIRST IT WAS CLOWNS THEN IT WAS DOLLS AND NOW ITS ANIMATRONICS!!!!

    • @jhohanalegria4988
      @jhohanalegria4988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Warner brothers: lets use the old script to make a movie about good/evil robots
      Scott: ....... Why....why....WHY.. Whats wrong with the script for the FNAF movie :(

  • @Ricovbig
    @Ricovbig 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Tra-lalala-Tra-lalala 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥 but imagine your mom goes to the store puts this on thinking it’s a kids movie but then she realizes it’s a horror movie

  • @sunmitzy
    @sunmitzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    It always amazes me how incredibly talented voice actors are, I feel like they don’t get the recognition they deserve. The way they are able to make so many different voices is so cool to me 😭

    • @joshuacarre06
      @joshuacarre06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Sadly celebrity voice actors over shadow talented voice actors

    • @Furrazii
      @Furrazii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joshuacarre06 I'm a talented voice actor and you're right

    • @CHR_real
      @CHR_real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just like Lebrone Jahames in space jam 2

    • @urmum2612
      @urmum2612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Furrazii a humble voice actor as well

    • @Furrazii
      @Furrazii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@urmum2612 what do you mean

  • @TheBossDiavolo
    @TheBossDiavolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    "they essentially yiff eachother to death”
    PTSD intesifies

    • @InsanityBlitz
      @InsanityBlitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please there are somethings you can never forget

    • @DeadAirContent
      @DeadAirContent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I moderated a discord furry server I feel you dude lol

    • @daleyhuard3675
      @daleyhuard3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeadAirContent oh.... oh no

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fugg3tt_ 777 were you being tortured by the taliban or how else did you get that job

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orochimaru what’s yiff I know I’m gonna regret this but I need to know

  • @AppleJuiceStudios
    @AppleJuiceStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    it's ironic because my father was a HUGE fan of the show when he was a kid, so for him to see his beloved franchise turn horror, it made him really re-think.

    • @toasterbread507
      @toasterbread507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big OOF

    • @Hll_bast
      @Hll_bast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEET IT AWAY!! Like I had too

    • @cceyceyeebeeh
      @cceyceyeebeeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefered it tbh this one was good but then again I did like the og

    • @laydaaa
      @laydaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th like :)

    • @bucketofvitamins3637
      @bucketofvitamins3637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME when my dad found the trailer he was petrified cause it was his favorite show :'D

  • @Miracle762Maker
    @Miracle762Maker ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dead Meat: For Snorky He doesn't Talk
    Dead Meat: DEAL WITH IT!

  • @sheepgod2008
    @sheepgod2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    Dropper: *Okay so we are going to brutally murder all the adults and traumatize all the kids, right guys?*
    Bingo: Yes
    Fleagle: Yes
    Snorky: *Swing swong you are wrong*

    • @jasperr_2009
      @jasperr_2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      👁👄👁

    • @snuglobster3077
      @snuglobster3077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love this

    • @Fourowo23445
      @Fourowo23445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Snorky: *Nods* U.U
      Btw you mean drooper not dropper

    • @justsomebody7575
      @justsomebody7575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      snorky the amazing and innocent

    • @Cute-ip7sy
      @Cute-ip7sy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m still a kid .-.

  • @sunkenmonitor
    @sunkenmonitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Snorky: stop killing people!
    Also snorky: *runs over a man like a badass*

    • @capnkaba
      @capnkaba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well he was a scumbag

    • @notmariolevi2863
      @notmariolevi2863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That guy he ran over was a jackass that deserves to get fucking scooped, so hey, Snorky is still doing a good deed.
      (Before you ask, yes, this is a fnaf reference).

    • @Som3KidIDK263
      @Som3KidIDK263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HEY ENNARD THERE IS A GUY YOU CAN SCOOP HE DESERVES IIITT

    • @yourkermitthefrog2204
      @yourkermitthefrog2204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Snorky, again: *Watches Fleegle and Drooper tear off all Andy’s limbs in the back.*

    • @younameitimakeit2479
      @younameitimakeit2479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SNORKY: HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON MY FRIENDS MOM YOU SON OF A BI66567-578

  • @icy9484
    @icy9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    andy: *cancels the show*
    fleegle and drooper: hippity hoppity your limbs are my property

    • @stargacha392
      @stargacha392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yas

    • @nascarfanatic2425
      @nascarfanatic2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ashton Ashton Andy definitely was asking for it. He kinda got what he wanted. He wanted to do something "more edgy." Moral of the story: be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.

    • @chrissyplus9939
      @chrissyplus9939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOLLOOLL

    • @bookthefreak
      @bookthefreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very true ;)

    • @mariabriggs4164
      @mariabriggs4164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a movie idea is like the banana splits but spongebob is called
      Spongebob Squarepants horror film 🎞
      Here are the robots 🤖: mr Karbs sandy squidward Patrick and spongebob

  • @thatonewerdperson8657
    @thatonewerdperson8657 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Try to chew it slower next time STEVE" got my crying😭

  • @StaleRamen
    @StaleRamen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "What the frick it look like, little girl?"
    "OF COURSE THEY'RE DOING THE SNORKY SHUFFLE!!!!"

    • @jaxedboy1928
      @jaxedboy1928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are u doing the snorky suffle

    • @MisterUnknown707
      @MisterUnknown707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's "Fuck" not "Frick". If you're gonna quote someone. At least quote it the way they actually said it.

    • @MisterUnknown707
      @MisterUnknown707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @[unknown] Than I guess, he shouldn't have quoted it in the first place. It's just cursing. It's just words. Cursing is apart of life. My god, people are too sensitive these days. Oh boo hoo, I don't wanna curse. Get over it, ya bunch of pansies.

    • @MisterUnknown707
      @MisterUnknown707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @[unknown] Woah, chill out boy. Don't get your panties in a twist. I just was saying that he should've quoted it correctly. Than you got all upset over nothing and felt the need to reply to me. Seriously kid, no one gives two shits if you curse or not. Also, I don't think you know what sensitive means. Cause right now you seem like a little sensitive kid, who just had a tantrum. Are you okay? Try not to take everything you see on the internet so seriously, boy. It'll just make you look like a fool.

    • @MisterUnknown707
      @MisterUnknown707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@psiriff Cool, tell it someone who cares.

  • @thatoneguy1190
    @thatoneguy1190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Snorky is the real hero of the movie...
    R.I.P. Snorky
    Helped out the kids to live

  • @OneTyler2Many
    @OneTyler2Many 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2032

    I agree with the director. Child programming can be terrifying. That's how I felt about the banana splits and Teletubbies.

    • @BettyMareeHOHCountry
      @BettyMareeHOHCountry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      well then they should make a horror film with the teletubbies.

    • @Gatorade_Man
      @Gatorade_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      teletubbies scares me

    • @Donika691
      @Donika691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      the teletubbies are the perfect candidates for horror movie villains.

    • @RiversFiasco1982
      @RiversFiasco1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Teletubbies definitely when I was 4-8 I was terrified of them and I'm 12 now and I still find them off-putting Teletubbies are wierd and just freaking and a wierd idea for a kids show there just creepy and unsettling

    • @thesmileman6931
      @thesmileman6931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Donika691 just look at the smg4 versions of them perfect for a new purge movie

  • @rattycrusader
    @rattycrusader 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "If you like little kids.."
    Drake: 😨😨😍😍😍😍
    "..dealing with evil AI.."
    Drake: 😑😑😴😴

  • @plumqueen7836
    @plumqueen7836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    Can’t just be me who’s eyes teared up when snorky died

    • @bhfamily3949
      @bhfamily3949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You Spelled Snorky Wrong

    • @kampepperland
      @kampepperland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I cried 😭💔

    • @Okurrosa
      @Okurrosa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was sobbing

    • @dibz5326
      @dibz5326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My kid was watching it last night, I heard her crying, i thought she was scared.
      I went into the room and she was balling...told me "the elephant is my favorite one, I dont want him to die" 😩😂

    • @redleader9187
      @redleader9187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

  • @potatoteo4783
    @potatoteo4783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    They had the perfect chance to do the teletubbies they are terrifying

  • @cupcakegunner3625
    @cupcakegunner3625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    nobody:
    Warner Brothers: lets ruin childhoods by making a kids show horror movie

    • @vd6070
      @vd6070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *MatPat wants to know your location.*

    • @OKTANE0
      @OKTANE0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MatPat sucks.

    • @stevenquartzuniverse3764
      @stevenquartzuniverse3764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ok boomer

    • @gamesurvivor3129
      @gamesurvivor3129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u cant ruin your childhood

    • @raptordoniv6779
      @raptordoniv6779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@gamesurvivor3129 Rule 34, Fanfic, Hentai and DevianArt: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @dexterbaxtor-hb7uz
    @dexterbaxtor-hb7uz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Eric Bauza funny talkin bout”I don’t wanna spit on you”😂😂😂😂

  • @danielhong4966
    @danielhong4966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Dad:he's to young for this stuff
    The animateonics killing everyone
    Dad: This is more like it

  • @Bronwon
    @Bronwon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    Could you imagine someone who watched the old show and loved them cause they were funny, so they took their kids to see it and....

    • @littlebigtoe4567
      @littlebigtoe4567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Lol my dad used to watch it

    • @ECtransformertoysOffical
      @ECtransformertoysOffical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This thankfully wasn’t in theaters but went straight to Blu-ray dvd instead

    • @Mrcheesemaster445
      @Mrcheesemaster445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They were scarred for life

    • @brayanvelazquez5377
      @brayanvelazquez5377 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @YourButHed
      @YourButHed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That God damn show and its theme song has been haunting my mind since I saw it years ago. I was half-convinced I made it up.

  • @fienthetable4048
    @fienthetable4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    "they pretty much yiff each other to death"
    I- what

    • @milanbeerepoot4260
      @milanbeerepoot4260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The ways of jaj are unkown

    • @alexb.7448
      @alexb.7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      20:19

    • @theshoklordempire2194
      @theshoklordempire2194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wonder if he actually knows what that means

    • @JustAskMeTV101
      @JustAskMeTV101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@theshoklordempire2194 oh he knows

    • @brandonh859
      @brandonh859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The shoklord empire what does it mean?

  • @TheCosplayer
    @TheCosplayer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank god, the official FNaF movie finally started filming!

  • @nathanbarry1871
    @nathanbarry1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4504

    Just remember this:
    If Scott Cawthon had let Warner Bros handle the Five Nights at Freddy's movie this would have been what the movie had been like.

    • @deeya
      @deeya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      I cant believe that this was a WB production. I guess the effects are passable, not great though (it makes an excellent argument about the need to merge practical with CGI). But man, is the acting rough. Seems like the talent is pure B-grade, Asylum/SyFy Channel level acting.

    • @nathanbarry1871
      @nathanbarry1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      @@deeya agreed and not only that but having one of the animatronics that is friendly well if that was the fnaf movie they probably would have brought up the "Foxy is a good guy" Theory.

    • @JohnSmith-mk5jt
      @JohnSmith-mk5jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Thank goodness they handed this movie over to Blumhouse. They've created so many amazing low-budget horror movies over the years.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Not true. The movie was actually started from scratch.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@deeya Well SyFy did have a hand in this movie.

  • @thecompletedluigitwat4827
    @thecompletedluigitwat4827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    The idea of children being forced to watch that is actually geniunely scary

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      can't even try to think of the amount of therapy all of them will need

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Scary and disturbing

    • @iansmith2645
      @iansmith2645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Random Promises therapy dont fix that shit man

    • @VGC06
      @VGC06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're not forced

    • @Frostblitz96
      @Frostblitz96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t enjoy the show, though I am a teen, I am an early teen so it may count

  • @jaden7f
    @jaden7f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3624

    I’ve never understood the idea of telling kids they’re too old for literal kid content. Not only that, but anyone can like any show. Why should it matter if an older kid or even an adult likes a kid show? Who cares?? They’re not hurting anyone, they’re just enjoying the things they enjoy like everyone else

    • @LordSiravant
      @LordSiravant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      It basically boils down to thinking kid's shows are stupid and that you should stop watching them as soon as possible. Some people hate things, and hate it when people they know enjoy the things they hate.

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      My parents did this to me with shows like Spongebob and Disney movies I try to ignore their nagging but their nagging does appear in my brain when I do try to watch them

    • @ahernandez15
      @ahernandez15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I thankfully never had the problem because my parents liked cartoons especially Spongebob but I feel sorry for those whose parents think kids shows should only be watched as kids.

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Too be fair, i have heard this show was for like four year olds, but still bad on the dad

    • @motionmadness2735
      @motionmadness2735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      My mom always thought things like spongebob and regular show were devil’s shit so from the ripe age of 7 I started watching things like NCIS and 1000 Ways To Die instead 🤡

  • @muhammadkhizer6415
    @muhammadkhizer6415 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:32 did anyone notice HIS SHIRT??

  • @sarmedharaiko2862
    @sarmedharaiko2862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    “Ok gang. How do we make people scared?”
    “We destroy their childhoods, and we make then watch people yiff each other to death.”

    • @gdmc1915
      @gdmc1915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *cue scary sound effects as the furry yiff fight is zoomed in on in a still image*

    • @JasontheFolf
      @JasontheFolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *SCREAMS IN FURRY*

    • @beepbeep7674
      @beepbeep7674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MOANS IN FURRY

    • @JustRock.
      @JustRock. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CRIES IN FURRY

  • @Eradicatordzg
    @Eradicatordzg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    “I think it’s a little stupid”
    Understatement of the year material right there

    • @asianfarter
      @asianfarter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *_Go commit Bruhmella_* WHAT DO YOU MEAN that shit was great xD

    • @renefigueroa6309
      @renefigueroa6309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can we agree its better than that CATS monstrosity?

  • @maxyoung8102
    @maxyoung8102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    "They pretty much yiff eachother to death"
    *DEAR LORD NO THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY'RE DOING*

    • @CmH250
      @CmH250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      max young AhahahahahahahAhahaHahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

    • @orangedude5206
      @orangedude5206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wonder what James thinks it means

    • @lapiz8802
      @lapiz8802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's what I was saying. I dont know why I laughed everytime he said furry or that. Probably because I am a furry

    • @ketchup_da_floof3772
      @ketchup_da_floof3772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Realy okay just so everyone knows its only like 7 in 1000 furrys that actually yiff

    • @anokayperson5380
      @anokayperson5380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FURRY FIGHT

  • @Fallingsnow64
    @Fallingsnow64 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My man just referenced a Talking Heads song, I love that!

  • @Zachattack-nu7lr
    @Zachattack-nu7lr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Scott: *Goes to Blumhouse to make movie*
    Warner Bros: *Makes FNAF movie anyway*
    Scott: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."

    • @edens1truelove379
      @edens1truelove379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This movies better then fnaf dont come at me

    • @begreen2809
      @begreen2809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mikey’s Vlogs and more! In my opinion, FNAF is better

    • @edens1truelove379
      @edens1truelove379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@begreen2809 thanks for respecting my opinion

    • @Blue_Jaws
      @Blue_Jaws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mikey’s Vlogs and more! Tbh in my opinion for the one with more gore would probably be this and fnaf wouldn’t be that much or idk

    • @critiquing_chad9520
      @critiquing_chad9520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Blue_Jaws yeah kids getting their frontal lobes bitten off, night guards getting stuffed forcefully into animatronic suits and someone getting trapped in a suit filled with a sharp and rusty endoskeleton... yeah...less gorey

  • @xxsaphirexx9837
    @xxsaphirexx9837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Snorky: **is alive**
    The comments: Thats nice

    • @bumblebeez_
      @bumblebeez_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Honestly, we need snorky merch

    • @wolfiechan6602
      @wolfiechan6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bumblebeez_ yasssss

    • @forkinatoast758
      @forkinatoast758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is that a mrs brown reference

    • @Lathen_
      @Lathen_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I miss Snorky :(((((

    • @zero-zv4gj
      @zero-zv4gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Snorky is our bonnie

  • @gussie3057
    @gussie3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Snorky: Dies
    Me: *prays for him to come back to life*

    • @frankie334
      @frankie334 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guy who needs to get a life me: I will end mehself for u snorky! Just chill with Harley!

    • @Lilly-to9hs
      @Lilly-to9hs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      if we pray hard enough he might come back

  • @violetoderwald6535
    @violetoderwald6535 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FNAF: "Hi we're Five Nights At Freddy's What are your names?"
    TBS : "We're The Banana Splits!"

  • @MaddieEllas
    @MaddieEllas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2897

    Do a kill count for the new movie _Cats_
    Spoiler: The kill count is the entire audience.

    • @Dark-in1bm
      @Dark-in1bm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hey Its Maddie my god are you right

    • @ariaaguirre8689
      @ariaaguirre8689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Omg I went to the movie yesterday and my friend is like look a cats movie and I said it looks scary and something told me it was a horror movie

    • @5456-q9g
      @5456-q9g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @weaboo girl it was made this year

    • @eyxnos5192
      @eyxnos5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a musical remaster

    • @bobbinellons5982
      @bobbinellons5982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn’t,t it a kid movie?

  • @theoheinle3023
    @theoheinle3023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    imagine how many parents thought this was a kid movie and let their kid watch it

    • @fnafgirl8874
      @fnafgirl8874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Omg lol

    • @ItsEv
      @ItsEv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      did they not see the huge bloody axe bingo was holding? or fleegles torn off face?

    • @tonyalynn6490
      @tonyalynn6490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @chased.2440
      @chased.2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I did this and now my son is emotionally scarred and can’t watch that show anymore

    • @nw4538
      @nw4538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chase Dobbs yeah right

  • @squishyt4721
    @squishyt4721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    You can tell by the way he says “I’m James A. Janisse, and this has been the kill count.” If he likes the movie or not

    • @Adambobadam
      @Adambobadam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @that one american what does your reply has to do with the comment

    • @scottbaker8556
      @scottbaker8556 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SquishYT Even if he hates the movie with every bone in his body, he'll still say it the same way

  • @gabeomillion1217
    @gabeomillion1217 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i cant wait for "Welcome to the kill count, where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies. I'm James A Janisse, and today we're looking at Five Nights At Freddy's, released in 2023."

  • @jorgeurrutia360
    @jorgeurrutia360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1971

    Me: Where's the fnaf movie?
    Warner Brothers: *Banana Split. Take it or leave it.*

    • @jorgeurrutia360
      @jorgeurrutia360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thxs guys for 30 Likes!

    • @texerez8242
      @texerez8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jorgeurrutia360 there is Willy's Wonderland / Wally's Wonderland too its kinda same

    • @safooraabdullah8685
      @safooraabdullah8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg i was 8 hours late to see your guys
      comments

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly this works

    • @G.R24337
      @G.R24337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @thinkabouthyuni
    @thinkabouthyuni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10094

    The movie isn’t scary, it’s just disturbing.

    • @isaacman112
      @isaacman112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      For me, it was neither.

    • @baconbro4671
      @baconbro4671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lovely Kaylee ikr

    • @Atenza5
      @Atenza5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      1000000000000% correct

    • @ky.4044
      @ky.4044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yup

    • @killerreddox3828
      @killerreddox3828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Who actually watch the banana splits show

  • @SugaredViolette
    @SugaredViolette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    "They pretty much yiff each other to death!"
    JaMES, NO

    • @roseserpenthelm7448
      @roseserpenthelm7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Baroness Violette I'm hoping he was going for a pun on "biff" as in having a fight, but sadly everyone thought he means two animatronics fucking each other to death... Which would make for a weird horror movie

    • @naku4272
      @naku4272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh god no

    • @justinabate2814
      @justinabate2814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I REMEMBER THIS NOOOO

    • @SugaredViolette
      @SugaredViolette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rose Serpenthelm I myself didn’t think that, it just made me laugh in a very “do you realize what you’ve DONE” kind of way

    • @banjobill8420
      @banjobill8420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "mom come pick me up I'm scared"