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Broooo my mom saw this movie at Walmart and didn't know it was a horror movie. I watched it with her. Her reactions were priceless. It was hysterical during the kill scenes she wasn't expecting that at all.
Seeing Poppy become more psychotic after witnessing her fiancé die and her killing two people really shows how broken she is especially because the robots forced her to saw her fiancé in half
@@SuperPwnageBoi69 true, but it still was a super fun watch for me and my mum, we both loved it and it is a shame that there will be no sequel :( good film imo, some bad acting, a little bit campish but its fine lol
@@SnowHoof000it’s a kid’s movie though. Of course a lot of us adults grew up with fnaf and want to see the more disturbing version of it, but there’s no way the kids would be allowed to watch a sequel if the first one was super gory. For a kid’s movie, it had a couple cool moments (like freddy killing the woman and the springlock scene, which was pretty intense for kids). Tbh I enjoyed it a lot, not because it was good but because it was fun. Too much gore would take away from that.
when i heard that eric bauza is voicing bugs bunny in the hbo max's looney tunes cartoons i didn't think he'd be able to pull it off but i was wrong he also did a good job playing daffy duck, tweety and marvin the martian
Eric wasn't just voicing warner brothers characters.he also voiced stimpy in ren and stimpy adult party cartoon after billy west refused to come back to work for you know who.
Scariest part for me is they were at Carowinds NC\SC (they were on the NC side) when I was about 8 years old an had to spend most of my time in Hanna Barbara land. Scobey doo coaster was kinda cool. God I'm old
“Thank you for the opportunity!” Parker might hate acting class and when her dad acts like her manager but she’s still thankful towards the woman she auditioned in front of. Bless her heart🥺
@@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440 Same, I was born in 1999, and I caught it a couple of times on Boomerang, usually in the morning. It alternated between the OG run and some contemporary revival it had in the 2000s.
Fun Fact on 7:03: Eric Bauza is gonna be having a voice role in the new Super Mario bros movie. If you’re fans of the Super Mario bros cartoons from the 80s and the Super Mario Bros video games by Nintendo, Be sure to see it in theaters on April 5th. Charles Martinet is also gonna have cameo roles, But he’ll still voice Mario and Luigi and Wario and Waluigi and Baby Mario and Baby Luigi in the games.
@@thema1998 Oh yeah he voiced Jumpman and Mario and Luigi’s Dad in the Movie. Kevin Afghani did great also too and I’ll miss Charles Martinet since he’s retiring and became the Ambassador of Mario.
Zaria The TH-camr No shit Sherlock! I remember a similar comment like yours, for all I know, you might be the same guy. I know The Banana Splits already existed, otherwise my joke wouldn’t say that it costed them The Banana Splits. When we call the movie a FNAF ripoff, we don’t mean that The Banana Splits never existed before (I’m not an idiot), we mean that they turned an already existing IP and turned it into a horror film where the characters are killer animatronics... sound familiar? It’s too specific to be a coincidence.
We need an Asylum horror movie based on the KillCount where James and Chelsea run around killing people whole commentating on the kills and counting them 😂😂
I first watched this when I was 10, three years ago. I stopped at Poppy’s Fiancé, couldn’t sleep for months. I watched it again, the day the Barbie movie was released, and I giggled and kicked my feet the whole time.
I dont even care about the likes, you on the other hand think that it actually matters about likes. And also you wasted your time and got NO likes lol.@@mal_348
Yep and I think in the sequel if there is going to be one Poppy will suffer Purple Guy's fate from Five Nights At Freddy's just in the Banana Split form Maybe if that's going to happen for her
Yeah, I believe she would forgive fleegle (when he is in his good self again). After that bastard mechanic turn them into killing machine. (This is also why people are scared of robot)
The FNAF 1-2 animatronics (except Mangle) doesn't even kill children. They just wanted to kill their killer so they can rest in peacd. The bite of 83 was merely an accident. If anything, all of the animatronics except Mangle are Snorky. And the Banana Split gang resemble purple guy due to tricking children and making a game on them.
Oh you mean the one where it points out that in FNaF one Foxy just pokes his head in and since ots terrifying to see something like that it causes Mike to have a heart attack where as the other characters literally jump out at you? Cause if not then idk which theory you're talking about
I don't know why people are thinking I don't know what yiffing is. Clearly I do. Yeah, Snorky and Bingo aren't ACTUALLY doing anything sexual there, but they're people in giant furry suits banging up against each other a bunch. That's what makes it a joke.
Seeing a psychotic Poppy is such a tear jerker knowing she probably is traumatized after seeing her fiance die and even being a assistant in the murder must have been terrifying
I remember when Boomerang was tied to Cartoon Network, but I think it must have been way before my time. I watched Cartoon Network growing up, but this is the first time I heard about the show (after seeing the movie). I think the same creators also made The Muppets?
It's rare to see these low budget slasher films coming out of big studios like Warner Brothers. But they were a dime a dozen in the 80s and 90s. That might be why it has a retro charm to it.
Warner brothers: lets use the old script to make a movie about good/evil robots Scott: ....... Why....why....WHY.. Whats wrong with the script for the FNAF movie :(
Tra-lalala-Tra-lalala 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥 but imagine your mom goes to the store puts this on thinking it’s a kids movie but then she realizes it’s a horror movie
It always amazes me how incredibly talented voice actors are, I feel like they don’t get the recognition they deserve. The way they are able to make so many different voices is so cool to me 😭
it's ironic because my father was a HUGE fan of the show when he was a kid, so for him to see his beloved franchise turn horror, it made him really re-think.
Dropper: *Okay so we are going to brutally murder all the adults and traumatize all the kids, right guys?* Bingo: Yes Fleagle: Yes Snorky: *Swing swong you are wrong*
That guy he ran over was a jackass that deserves to get fucking scooped, so hey, Snorky is still doing a good deed. (Before you ask, yes, this is a fnaf reference).
@Ashton Ashton Andy definitely was asking for it. He kinda got what he wanted. He wanted to do something "more edgy." Moral of the story: be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.
I have a movie idea is like the banana splits but spongebob is called Spongebob Squarepants horror film 🎞 Here are the robots 🤖: mr Karbs sandy squidward Patrick and spongebob
@[unknown] Than I guess, he shouldn't have quoted it in the first place. It's just cursing. It's just words. Cursing is apart of life. My god, people are too sensitive these days. Oh boo hoo, I don't wanna curse. Get over it, ya bunch of pansies.
@[unknown] Woah, chill out boy. Don't get your panties in a twist. I just was saying that he should've quoted it correctly. Than you got all upset over nothing and felt the need to reply to me. Seriously kid, no one gives two shits if you curse or not. Also, I don't think you know what sensitive means. Cause right now you seem like a little sensitive kid, who just had a tantrum. Are you okay? Try not to take everything you see on the internet so seriously, boy. It'll just make you look like a fool.
Teletubbies definitely when I was 4-8 I was terrified of them and I'm 12 now and I still find them off-putting Teletubbies are wierd and just freaking and a wierd idea for a kids show there just creepy and unsettling
My kid was watching it last night, I heard her crying, i thought she was scared. I went into the room and she was balling...told me "the elephant is my favorite one, I dont want him to die" 😩😂
I cant believe that this was a WB production. I guess the effects are passable, not great though (it makes an excellent argument about the need to merge practical with CGI). But man, is the acting rough. Seems like the talent is pure B-grade, Asylum/SyFy Channel level acting.
@@deeya agreed and not only that but having one of the animatronics that is friendly well if that was the fnaf movie they probably would have brought up the "Foxy is a good guy" Theory.
I’ve never understood the idea of telling kids they’re too old for literal kid content. Not only that, but anyone can like any show. Why should it matter if an older kid or even an adult likes a kid show? Who cares?? They’re not hurting anyone, they’re just enjoying the things they enjoy like everyone else
It basically boils down to thinking kid's shows are stupid and that you should stop watching them as soon as possible. Some people hate things, and hate it when people they know enjoy the things they hate.
My parents did this to me with shows like Spongebob and Disney movies I try to ignore their nagging but their nagging does appear in my brain when I do try to watch them
I thankfully never had the problem because my parents liked cartoons especially Spongebob but I feel sorry for those whose parents think kids shows should only be watched as kids.
My mom always thought things like spongebob and regular show were devil’s shit so from the ripe age of 7 I started watching things like NCIS and 1000 Ways To Die instead 🤡
@@Blue_Jaws yeah kids getting their frontal lobes bitten off, night guards getting stuffed forcefully into animatronic suits and someone getting trapped in a suit filled with a sharp and rusty endoskeleton... yeah...less gorey
i cant wait for "Welcome to the kill count, where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies. I'm James A Janisse, and today we're looking at Five Nights At Freddy's, released in 2023."
Baroness Violette I'm hoping he was going for a pun on "biff" as in having a fight, but sadly everyone thought he means two animatronics fucking each other to death... Which would make for a weird horror movie
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UWU
Dead Meat you never respond
Can we get a ‘Explicit Version’ for this movie?
Please do terminator
Can we get a gingerdead man kill count?
imagine if he was a host for the news and is talking about a fire "15 people sadly died in the fire..... The golden chainsaw goes to..."
Oof
...Timmy here! His skin melted off and that was cool I guess.
dull machete goes to susan, who just died of a heart attack
Ayy 69nth like
Golden chainsaw for Mike, after being impaled by an exposed steel rod while burning.
"Hmmm, these animatronics aren't behaving right"
" *Let's fix that with a controlled shock* "
*LETS TRY ANOTHER CONTROLLED SHOCK*
Hah
*EXOTIC BUTTERS*
Kagami Hamasaki “Hello? Hello hello? Uhhh I wanted to leave a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night.”
Bastion HELL YEAH
Broooo my mom saw this movie at Walmart and didn't know it was a horror movie. I watched it with her. Her reactions were priceless. It was hysterical during the kill scenes she wasn't expecting that at all.
XD
Oh god 😂😂
@Lego Boba Fett in the USA, we have M.P.A film rating system but it's the same concept with the movie being atleast rated R.
Oh no😂 I can't imagine that happening my dad would've been so mad
LMFAO i remember the time my dad thought sausage party was for kids
( He realized it wasn't for kids and we stopped watching it )
Seeing Poppy become more psychotic after witnessing her fiancé die and her killing two people really shows how broken she is especially because the robots forced her to saw her fiancé in half
bless her that poor woman, she needed therapy, not hootie. either way if there is a sequel it would be fucking epic!
@@MillieFitzgerald-c1pi think they confirmed a sequel wasn’t happening because the original movie got huge backlash from critics and audiences
@@SuperPwnageBoi69 true, but it still was a super fun watch for me and my mum, we both loved it and it is a shame that there will be no sequel :( good film imo, some bad acting, a little bit campish but its fine lol
Would be nice if she at least entered dead by daylight.
very accurate portayal of how horror film survivors would end up
Snorky is the real hero he gladly betrayed his friends to protect the kids
Edit: HOLY SHIT! Never thought I’d get this many likes
Roseina Røse Yes I would
R. I. P snorky
@@hunny_bunny3481 he shall allways be remumber
Snorky Is the bravest of them all
Yes yes he is
"I would kill to play Stevie"
Maybe in the sequel, James.
The Stevie character was murdered with a cherry lollipop. 😭
He could be in a flash back
Yikes, as being a fellow Stevie, I felt the pain
Yeah😊 he can play his body
Stevie is just like james
*Snorky saves the children* “That was pretty cash money of you”
Undertale
Your two profile pics = EA sports
That was very cash money of you* u mean
Cool cat saves the kids but it's an animatronic elephant
@@alicianas5729 no
"Perpetually postponed fnaf movie" never been more glad for james' speech to age like milk
Postponed, not cancelled
He is not wrong, that film has been postponed for 8 years until last month, where it FINALLY graced out eyes.
The springlock scene felt weak, though. Especially after we saw it in action in the back room.
@@SnowHoof000it’s a kid’s movie though. Of course a lot of us adults grew up with fnaf and want to see the more disturbing version of it, but there’s no way the kids would be allowed to watch a sequel if the first one was super gory. For a kid’s movie, it had a couple cool moments (like freddy killing the woman and the springlock scene, which was pretty intense for kids). Tbh I enjoyed it a lot, not because it was good but because it was fun. Too much gore would take away from that.
@@statementofjoespooky1660it’s pg 13 and also his death most likely starting to crush his lungs and fill it with blood so he couldn’t scream in agony
I was shocked that this movie was made in 2019. I didn’t even know it existed until this video came out
miss-oli Maybe it was one of those straight to DVD movies
@@MedioPlague it was actually
Mark’s Mediocre Productions You would be correct, they aired it on SyFy during Halloween season as well. Just a bloody fun movie to spend some time
#metoo
Popie( sorry if I wrote her name wrong ) has some sort parallel to Springtrap ngl
>"Did Fleegle say something racist?"
Tra la la and hardy har har Fleegle accidentally used the hard r
Was it accidental tho
No fair your comment is younger than mine and you got over 300 likes and i only got 1 like :(
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I dong try getting likes ;-;
Fleegle threw hands with a black man for the N word
「Adrenal!neHD」 he wanted the secret N- word pass
The description of the kills: face smashed open with hammer
The actual kill: bonk
“need a dispenser here”
“Bonk boink bonk”
“Cmon rage quit make us both happy”
You are alive. One big Surprise
Boink!
Scout: hey chucklehead
“Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad!
I could watch Eric Bauza explain voices for hours, that's some insane talent.
when i heard that eric bauza is voicing bugs bunny in the hbo max's looney tunes cartoons i didn't think he'd be able to pull it off but i was wrong he also did a good job playing daffy duck, tweety and marvin the martian
Eric wasn't just voicing warner brothers characters.he also voiced stimpy in ren and stimpy adult party cartoon after billy west refused to come back to work for you know who.
Same here! 😁😁😁😁
Brian hull is awesome with voices as well
Fleagle: Who are you?
Freddy: I'm you, but with a higher body count
Sad thing is: you're not wrong
Just wait, you could be wrong when he gets his own movie
Wait Freddy screws people!?
@@darrenkyla3160 Witch one?
@Edward Oltman How many people have played FNAF? Nearly ALL OF THEM have been killed by Freddy at some point
All the other banana splits: *murder and kidnapping*
Snorky: we groovin'
He's just vibing
Plus the name Snorky is perfect
Snorky is the GOAT of this film~🥰
Side note: Look up what GOAT means if I confused you
Snorky is not dead, in fact he’s alive, because he’s a legend, and legends never die
Legends never die they become a part of you
part of you can you screaming out to to the light
@@asnaccv2290 stop
Lol
Snorkey will always be in Harley’s heart ;(
Than why did Billy die
"banana kadabra" and snorky is like the only mascot who helped everyone instead of killing
What if, the real splits could take down the imposters.
He's the only one that didn't get the virus the others got the virus
Rest of the animatronics: *kill everyone*
Snorky: *Betrays them*
Animatronics: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
not mariolevi YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE CHILDREN NOT JOIN THEM
@@atisuto7476 you mean the adults?
@@smlchristian3 To be fair, he didn't kill any adults either. As far as we know.
Bingo: it's over snorky have the ground
Snorky: you underestimate my power
400th liko
James : “I know you kids like em sloppy”
*lady your scaring us*
Lol billy Madison
@@razexfoxx6339 This is why James is a legend! Raze and I get points for knowing this. WE LIKE EM SLOPPYYYYYY - Creepy Lunch Lady.
M’mam this is a Wendy’s
It’s extra sloppy
Jodl that is from billy Madison
“Beth has to turn into hot action star mom to save her kid from the furry.”
That line...is amazing.
The best line is “what did fleegle say something racist?”
Ye
UwU intensifies
furries are very scary
Scariest part for me is they were at Carowinds NC\SC (they were on the NC side) when I was about 8 years old an had to spend most of my time in Hanna Barbara land. Scobey doo coaster was kinda cool. God I'm old
This Movie doesn’t take itself too seriously and it’s fine.
I love it when Horror Movies have fun with the Stories.
Not gonna lie, I was wondering how the Hell this was going to be a horror movie.
You're not alone
Me too
Yep
Same
same
Inventor:*shocks animatronics*
Scrap-baby: ITS TIME FOR YOUR CONTROLLED SHOCK
Yes!🤣
So true
Yass
But how da hell does she go psycho in 1 day 😐
These fnaf fans are getting annoying
For snorkey:
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He brought the snorkey shuffle bacc
You spelt snorky wrong
@@bendyfanRP1 u had too....
Oh *Y E S*
PayDay Slay :P I love it
*attacc and bacc
“Thank you for the opportunity!”
Parker might hate acting class and when her dad acts like her manager but she’s still thankful towards the woman she auditioned in front of. Bless her heart🥺
Kinda makes sense that Snorky was the ''good'' one. He's the only one who doesn't look creepy
Or talk when i saw this movie i instently knew he good
snorky was my favorite when i was a kid (i was born in 2001 but it was still aired for some reason)
True
Same but I was born in 2010
@@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440 Same, I was born in 1999, and I caught it a couple of times on Boomerang, usually in the morning. It alternated between the OG run and some contemporary revival it had in the 2000s.
this movie must be so traumatic for people who loved the show as kids. it would be like watching the cast of blues clues get stuck in saw traps
my four-year-old self is screaming in confusion
i feel violated for some reason
@@randompromises1038 I agree I wish the splits didn't have a shitty movie accoiated with them
actually i think it would be closer to the cast of blue's clues murdering people watching a live showing
Ya I apperently used to watch the show on Qubo, but I don't remember it
That or Blue going full Cujo
“They essentially yiff each other to death”
*JAMES NO*
Too far. :p
?
James yes
Is he wrong though?
James Yes
Fun Fact on 7:03: Eric Bauza is gonna be having a voice role in the new Super Mario bros movie.
If you’re fans of the Super Mario bros cartoons from the 80s and the Super Mario Bros video games by Nintendo,
Be sure to see it in theaters on April 5th.
Charles Martinet is also gonna have cameo roles,
But he’ll still voice Mario and Luigi and Wario and Waluigi and Baby Mario and Baby Luigi in the games.
That last part didn't age well. Kevin Afghani has proven himself to be a good replacement though! 😅➡️🤓👍
@@thema1998 Oh yeah he voiced Jumpman and Mario and Luigi’s Dad in the Movie.
Kevin Afghani did great also too and I’ll miss Charles Martinet since he’s retiring and became the Ambassador of Mario.
The rest of the group : Kills the kids and adults
Snorky : Hold my beer.
@Mototo Yco maybe what about hold my penuts
Lucky Cheerios *peanuts
@@beaniezzz5668 oh
@Mototo Yco no
Hold my trunk
No snorky actually killed the security guard
Blumhouse: So you're giving us the rights to make the FNAF movie?
Scott Cawthon: Yes.
Blumhouse: What did it cost?
Scott Cawthon: The Banana Splits.
Zaria The TH-camr What are you talking about?
Zaria The TH-camr No shit Sherlock! I remember a similar comment like yours, for all I know, you might be the same guy. I know The Banana Splits already existed, otherwise my joke wouldn’t say that it costed them The Banana Splits. When we call the movie a FNAF ripoff, we don’t mean that The Banana Splits never existed before (I’m not an idiot), we mean that they turned an already existing IP and turned it into a horror film where the characters are killer animatronics... sound familiar? It’s too specific to be a coincidence.
Random question
Did u notice this is the end credits?
2:55
@@troin3925 forget to change accounts idiot?
@@wildman510 no he didn't someone was saying shit but they deleted they're comments I saw the same guy on another comment
Can we stop and appreciate the fact that the other three 'animatronics' weren't even given the malware update, they just went along with everything
Drooper: My coding is red and I now want to kill all adults
The other three: You son of a bitch I’m in
@@GlitchWitch69 this is cold
rip stevie. dident even get a real name.
Ikr lmao
Maybe their code is all connected somehow idk
I love the touch of the sound effects of the robotics whirling when Harley was dancing and befriending snorky near the end.
As for Snorkie, he doesn't talk
*D E A L W I T H I T*
Cool Comment (I'm not a bot :) )
@@tonyacomp Never would have thinked that you were a bit in the first place, why clarify?
@@HATVAULT ppl call me got every time I reply sorry
Cool comment (I am a bo- I mean I’m not a bot)
@@bruhmoment8367 Thanks, fellow rob- human. I said human.
Kid: “You saved me, why?”
Snorky: “Hmm, monky”
oh my god
Oh lord
Time stamp?
I don't get it :/
Jacob vallecas cause you’re 7
"Guys, I would kill to play Stevie"
I know you would, James. And you would count how many.
We need an Asylum horror movie based on the KillCount where James and Chelsea run around killing people whole commentating on the kills and counting them 😂😂
Craig Norrie omg yes I need this to happen
Fucking gold
I first watched this when I was 10, three years ago. I stopped at Poppy’s Fiancé, couldn’t sleep for months. I watched it again, the day the Barbie movie was released, and I giggled and kicked my feet the whole time.
“Turns into an action-star-mom so she can save her kid from the furry”
*frickin love this*
I'm the 400th like
@@thephantomsplit not to be mean but who cares
@@starlaser100 ikr
@@g9900-n9c you killed me in dead by daylight legion.....
Im a furry and I agree with him boi
random girl: are they doing the snorky shuffle?
James: *A M G E R Y*
I love this comment so much dude
How to trigger james
The girl is parker
The snorky shuffle is obviously the universally accepted greeting that will turn all foes to allies.
He angy
Inventor: **hacks animatronics**
William afton:
*"Hey Micheal I got an idea-"*
The man behind the slaughter...
You mean. Hey henry ive got a ide-
Victor Ramos *confused noise*
I rather the five nights at Freddy's than some shiti robots
Ok William Afton can bete them
Right?
All kills: 9:54 - Steve. 12:43 - Thadd. 14:07 - Sal The Security Guard. 16:07 - Jonathan. 16:15 - Rebecca. 17:37 - Karl. 17:44 - Doug. 17:54 - 18 Audience/Crew Members. 19:15 Andy. 20:58 - Mitch Williams. Total = 27 kills, 8 boys, 1 girl, 18 unknown. Runtime: 90 minutes = 1 kill every 3.33 minutes. Golden Chainsaw - Andy. Dull Machete - Karl.
You wasted all this time and only 13 likes lol😂
I dont even care about the likes, you on the other hand think that it actually matters about likes. And also you wasted your time and got NO likes lol.@@mal_348
@@mal_348 also, fix your grammer, dude
@@mal_348 its only got 13 likes , not only 13 like
grammar*
I don’t blame poppy, she saw her fiancé die in front of her, she just wanted some revenge and went insane.
Fleegle is mean
Yea Karl gave the a evil update to kill and made fleegle kill her fiancé
Yep and I think in the sequel if there is going to be one Poppy will suffer Purple Guy's fate from Five Nights At Freddy's just in the Banana Split form Maybe if that's going to happen for her
Yeah, I believe she would forgive fleegle (when he is in his good self again). After that bastard mechanic turn them into killing machine. (This is also why people are scared of robot)
Phillip Ngo I doubt she would forgive them, have you played dead rising? Physcopaths don't forgive.
UwU
Me in the begining: How is this a Horror movie
Me at the end: How is this allowed?
Then why dont you explain why every other scary movie. Of course its allowed.
Honestly same tbh
@@Honeybeexl r/wooosh
r/ihavereddit
MadWolvez ok boomer
Ya know the whole snorky being good reminds me of the theory of Foxy secretly being a good guy.
The FNAF 1-2 animatronics (except Mangle) doesn't even kill children. They just wanted to kill their killer so they can rest in peacd. The bite of 83 was merely an accident.
If anything, all of the animatronics except Mangle are Snorky.
And the Banana Split gang resemble purple guy due to tricking children and making a game on them.
Oh you mean the one where it points out that in FNaF one Foxy just pokes his head in and since ots terrifying to see something like that it causes Mike to have a heart attack where as the other characters literally jump out at you? Cause if not then idk which theory you're talking about
@@charliefinnmichael4770 yep that's the one
@@charliefinnmichael4770 It's more like a reference on how Michael Afton used to scare his lil bro, the crying child.
@@memerevultion7784 ohhh okayy
For people wondering what each kill takes place:
1. Stevie: 9:47
2. Thadd: 12:37
3. Sal the Security Guard: 14:07
4. Jonathan: 16:03
5. Rebecca: 16:14
6. Karl: 17:34
7. Doug: 17:44
8-25. 18 Audience/Crew Members: 17:54
26. Andy: 19:08
27. Mitch Williams: 20:58
I love how James imitates the films mood
“Tra la la tra la la la “ 😂
Heidi Phillips I like that too.
@Juan Cortez Muro That wasn't even funny
lol i requested like 50 time a day
I swear the dog just reminds me of Duck Season's Dog
Fleegle and yes he does and I can’t unsee it
Oop- I’ll take that as a compliment
Fleegle lol-
I am the cutest dog and I can not deny that this is accurate.
What is duck season
Me: I'm fine.
Snorky Dies
Me: I am the definition of not ok.
I am the definition of yes'nt anti depressent
So you’re no-k? (╹◡╹)lol im smiling because punz
im the definition of bepis
How you have over 1.1k likes and 4 replies lol
@@HexSplitter I see five
I love how much James unironically likes this movie
“Afraid of virusses” Well that Didnt age well
r/agedlikemilk
CoroooooooooonnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It’s corona time
That wouldnt work with the scenario but kk
Asger FB 💀💀💀
“They pretty much yiff each other to death”
Dead Meat has no idea what they’ve brought upon themselves...
They also said "antropromorphic furries"
@@memesarekeem no u
I don't know why people are thinking I don't know what yiffing is. Clearly I do. Yeah, Snorky and Bingo aren't ACTUALLY doing anything sexual there, but they're people in giant furry suits banging up against each other a bunch. That's what makes it a joke.
@@DeadMeat that was funny as hell
@@DeadMeat People assume the channel about gore and counting corpses is too innocent to know what 'yiff' means. FOOLS.
Seeing a psychotic Poppy is such a tear jerker knowing she probably is traumatized after seeing her fiance die and even being a assistant in the murder must have been terrifying
Which leaves me thinking: "Is there gonna be a sequel for this film?"
@Josue Dormuz probably not cuz it didn't do the greatest in the bo
You hate kitty channel because i dont
I searched Nanna splits 2 it said probably in making but idk
@@RBLX_Player yet another purple j
Rumors coming through at the moment that this script WAS originally meant to be for the Five Night at Freddy's movie before the project fell through.
These kids are gonna have PTSD for life, especially after that Andy kill.
i can't even imagine how much therapy all the parents are gonna have to pay
@@randompromises1038 they just heard Andys screams.
Ikr especially Harley he was such a fanboy
What if the kid never go saved?
Random Promises Didn’t their parents die?
"They pretty much yiff each other to death"
Thats an entirely different kind of adult film
That's a r Rated movie
Sean Taggart more like x
* HentaiHaven intro starts *
NC 17*
That isn't yiff. I love James, but he clearly knows nothing of actual furries.
kids in crowd: traumatized watching the splits mess with stevie's corpse
the one kid in the crowd raised on horror movies: *this is fine :D*
I would be that kid.
Same
I love horror
Stevie wasn’t very well liked from the start so...
That would be me
Having watched the show on Boomerang when I was a kid, seeing the trailer for this was like a fever dream.
I remember when Boomerang was tied to Cartoon Network, but I think it must have been way before my time. I watched Cartoon Network growing up, but this is the first time I heard about the show (after seeing the movie). I think the same creators also made The Muppets?
Right? We used to watch it in Sunday School when I was a kid. lol
Me:where is poppy
Poppy: hit and runs a man
Me:oh
Dead meat : darn busted by the bunnies once more
YOU DIDNT MENTION SHE WAS IN A CART FULL OF FURRY CORPY
*im poppy proceeds to play*
@@T3nMiDGET5711 poppy is a furry???
This felt like a ‘90’s movies, more than a two thousand’s one.
Naah
It's rare to see these low budget slasher films coming out of big studios like Warner Brothers. But they were a dime a dozen in the 80s and 90s. That might be why it has a retro charm to it.
Yea that’s what makes it good
I think its refreshing to see something like this its giving me flash backs to one of my favorite slashers childs play
Banana Splits: Kid-Friendly
Warner Brothers: Let's make this a horror movie!
XD
Warner bros: *CHUCKY CHEESE YOU'RE NEXT*
@@MisterBubbaMan
To be honest, I would *absolutely* watch that.
(As long as it's not too scary because I'm kind of weak with horror)
Me. FIRST IT WAS CLOWNS THEN IT WAS DOLLS AND NOW ITS ANIMATRONICS!!!!
Warner brothers: lets use the old script to make a movie about good/evil robots
Scott: ....... Why....why....WHY.. Whats wrong with the script for the FNAF movie :(
Tra-lalala-Tra-lalala 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥 but imagine your mom goes to the store puts this on thinking it’s a kids movie but then she realizes it’s a horror movie
It always amazes me how incredibly talented voice actors are, I feel like they don’t get the recognition they deserve. The way they are able to make so many different voices is so cool to me 😭
Sadly celebrity voice actors over shadow talented voice actors
@@joshuacarre06 I'm a talented voice actor and you're right
Just like Lebrone Jahames in space jam 2
@@Furrazii a humble voice actor as well
@@urmum2612 what do you mean
"they essentially yiff eachother to death”
PTSD intesifies
Please there are somethings you can never forget
I moderated a discord furry server I feel you dude lol
@@DeadAirContent oh.... oh no
Fugg3tt_ 777 were you being tortured by the taliban or how else did you get that job
Orochimaru what’s yiff I know I’m gonna regret this but I need to know
it's ironic because my father was a HUGE fan of the show when he was a kid, so for him to see his beloved franchise turn horror, it made him really re-think.
Big OOF
YEET IT AWAY!! Like I had too
I prefered it tbh this one was good but then again I did like the og
100th like :)
SAME when my dad found the trailer he was petrified cause it was his favorite show :'D
Dead Meat: For Snorky He doesn't Talk
Dead Meat: DEAL WITH IT!
Dropper: *Okay so we are going to brutally murder all the adults and traumatize all the kids, right guys?*
Bingo: Yes
Fleagle: Yes
Snorky: *Swing swong you are wrong*
👁👄👁
I love this
Snorky: *Nods* U.U
Btw you mean drooper not dropper
snorky the amazing and innocent
I’m still a kid .-.
Snorky: stop killing people!
Also snorky: *runs over a man like a badass*
Well he was a scumbag
That guy he ran over was a jackass that deserves to get fucking scooped, so hey, Snorky is still doing a good deed.
(Before you ask, yes, this is a fnaf reference).
HEY ENNARD THERE IS A GUY YOU CAN SCOOP HE DESERVES IIITT
Snorky, again: *Watches Fleegle and Drooper tear off all Andy’s limbs in the back.*
SNORKY: HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON MY FRIENDS MOM YOU SON OF A BI66567-578
andy: *cancels the show*
fleegle and drooper: hippity hoppity your limbs are my property
Yas
@Ashton Ashton Andy definitely was asking for it. He kinda got what he wanted. He wanted to do something "more edgy." Moral of the story: be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.
LOLLOOLL
Very true ;)
I have a movie idea is like the banana splits but spongebob is called
Spongebob Squarepants horror film 🎞
Here are the robots 🤖: mr Karbs sandy squidward Patrick and spongebob
"Try to chew it slower next time STEVE" got my crying😭
"What the frick it look like, little girl?"
"OF COURSE THEY'RE DOING THE SNORKY SHUFFLE!!!!"
Are u doing the snorky suffle
It's "Fuck" not "Frick". If you're gonna quote someone. At least quote it the way they actually said it.
@[unknown] Than I guess, he shouldn't have quoted it in the first place. It's just cursing. It's just words. Cursing is apart of life. My god, people are too sensitive these days. Oh boo hoo, I don't wanna curse. Get over it, ya bunch of pansies.
@[unknown] Woah, chill out boy. Don't get your panties in a twist. I just was saying that he should've quoted it correctly. Than you got all upset over nothing and felt the need to reply to me. Seriously kid, no one gives two shits if you curse or not. Also, I don't think you know what sensitive means. Cause right now you seem like a little sensitive kid, who just had a tantrum. Are you okay? Try not to take everything you see on the internet so seriously, boy. It'll just make you look like a fool.
@@psiriff Cool, tell it someone who cares.
Snorky is the real hero of the movie...
R.I.P. Snorky
Helped out the kids to live
Snorky the Savior!
@@geisttheawkwardnerd7062 noice
I agree with the director. Child programming can be terrifying. That's how I felt about the banana splits and Teletubbies.
well then they should make a horror film with the teletubbies.
teletubbies scares me
the teletubbies are the perfect candidates for horror movie villains.
Teletubbies definitely when I was 4-8 I was terrified of them and I'm 12 now and I still find them off-putting Teletubbies are wierd and just freaking and a wierd idea for a kids show there just creepy and unsettling
@@Donika691 just look at the smg4 versions of them perfect for a new purge movie
"If you like little kids.."
Drake: 😨😨😍😍😍😍
"..dealing with evil AI.."
Drake: 😑😑😴😴
Can’t just be me who’s eyes teared up when snorky died
You Spelled Snorky Wrong
I cried 😭💔
I was sobbing
My kid was watching it last night, I heard her crying, i thought she was scared.
I went into the room and she was balling...told me "the elephant is my favorite one, I dont want him to die" 😩😂
Ikr
They had the perfect chance to do the teletubbies they are terrifying
I agree
Uhh thare is slendetubbes! Its horrifinge!
True
Honestly
How crude.
nobody:
Warner Brothers: lets ruin childhoods by making a kids show horror movie
*MatPat wants to know your location.*
MatPat sucks.
ok boomer
u cant ruin your childhood
@@gamesurvivor3129 Rule 34, Fanfic, Hentai and DevianArt: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Eric Bauza funny talkin bout”I don’t wanna spit on you”😂😂😂😂
Dad:he's to young for this stuff
The animateonics killing everyone
Dad: This is more like it
animatronics*
They are just furries taking revenge
Tbh it is
r/woosh
@James Elliott It means the joke went over your head.
Could you imagine someone who watched the old show and loved them cause they were funny, so they took their kids to see it and....
Lol my dad used to watch it
This thankfully wasn’t in theaters but went straight to Blu-ray dvd instead
They were scarred for life
Lol
That God damn show and its theme song has been haunting my mind since I saw it years ago. I was half-convinced I made it up.
"they pretty much yiff each other to death"
I- what
The ways of jaj are unkown
20:19
I wonder if he actually knows what that means
@@theshoklordempire2194 oh he knows
The shoklord empire what does it mean?
Thank god, the official FNaF movie finally started filming!
Just remember this:
If Scott Cawthon had let Warner Bros handle the Five Nights at Freddy's movie this would have been what the movie had been like.
I cant believe that this was a WB production. I guess the effects are passable, not great though (it makes an excellent argument about the need to merge practical with CGI). But man, is the acting rough. Seems like the talent is pure B-grade, Asylum/SyFy Channel level acting.
@@deeya agreed and not only that but having one of the animatronics that is friendly well if that was the fnaf movie they probably would have brought up the "Foxy is a good guy" Theory.
Thank goodness they handed this movie over to Blumhouse. They've created so many amazing low-budget horror movies over the years.
Not true. The movie was actually started from scratch.
@@deeya Well SyFy did have a hand in this movie.
The idea of children being forced to watch that is actually geniunely scary
can't even try to think of the amount of therapy all of them will need
Scary and disturbing
Random Promises therapy dont fix that shit man
They're not forced
Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t enjoy the show, though I am a teen, I am an early teen so it may count
I’ve never understood the idea of telling kids they’re too old for literal kid content. Not only that, but anyone can like any show. Why should it matter if an older kid or even an adult likes a kid show? Who cares?? They’re not hurting anyone, they’re just enjoying the things they enjoy like everyone else
It basically boils down to thinking kid's shows are stupid and that you should stop watching them as soon as possible. Some people hate things, and hate it when people they know enjoy the things they hate.
My parents did this to me with shows like Spongebob and Disney movies I try to ignore their nagging but their nagging does appear in my brain when I do try to watch them
I thankfully never had the problem because my parents liked cartoons especially Spongebob but I feel sorry for those whose parents think kids shows should only be watched as kids.
Too be fair, i have heard this show was for like four year olds, but still bad on the dad
My mom always thought things like spongebob and regular show were devil’s shit so from the ripe age of 7 I started watching things like NCIS and 1000 Ways To Die instead 🤡
10:32 did anyone notice HIS SHIRT??
“Ok gang. How do we make people scared?”
“We destroy their childhoods, and we make then watch people yiff each other to death.”
*cue scary sound effects as the furry yiff fight is zoomed in on in a still image*
*SCREAMS IN FURRY*
MOANS IN FURRY
CRIES IN FURRY
“I think it’s a little stupid”
Understatement of the year material right there
*_Go commit Bruhmella_* WHAT DO YOU MEAN that shit was great xD
Can we agree its better than that CATS monstrosity?
"They pretty much yiff eachother to death"
*DEAR LORD NO THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY'RE DOING*
max young AhahahahahahahAhahaHahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
I wonder what James thinks it means
That's what I was saying. I dont know why I laughed everytime he said furry or that. Probably because I am a furry
Realy okay just so everyone knows its only like 7 in 1000 furrys that actually yiff
FURRY FIGHT
My man just referenced a Talking Heads song, I love that!
Scott: *Goes to Blumhouse to make movie*
Warner Bros: *Makes FNAF movie anyway*
Scott: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."
This movies better then fnaf dont come at me
Mikey’s Vlogs and more! In my opinion, FNAF is better
@@begreen2809 thanks for respecting my opinion
Mikey’s Vlogs and more! Tbh in my opinion for the one with more gore would probably be this and fnaf wouldn’t be that much or idk
@@Blue_Jaws yeah kids getting their frontal lobes bitten off, night guards getting stuffed forcefully into animatronic suits and someone getting trapped in a suit filled with a sharp and rusty endoskeleton... yeah...less gorey
Snorky: **is alive**
The comments: Thats nice
Honestly, we need snorky merch
@@bumblebeez_ yasssss
is that a mrs brown reference
I miss Snorky :(((((
Snorky is our bonnie
Snorky: Dies
Me: *prays for him to come back to life*
Guy who needs to get a life me: I will end mehself for u snorky! Just chill with Harley!
if we pray hard enough he might come back
FNAF: "Hi we're Five Nights At Freddy's What are your names?"
TBS : "We're The Banana Splits!"
Do a kill count for the new movie _Cats_
Spoiler: The kill count is the entire audience.
Hey Its Maddie my god are you right
Omg I went to the movie yesterday and my friend is like look a cats movie and I said it looks scary and something told me it was a horror movie
@weaboo girl it was made this year
It's a musical remaster
Isn’t,t it a kid movie?
imagine how many parents thought this was a kid movie and let their kid watch it
Omg lol
did they not see the huge bloody axe bingo was holding? or fleegles torn off face?
True
I did this and now my son is emotionally scarred and can’t watch that show anymore
Chase Dobbs yeah right
You can tell by the way he says “I’m James A. Janisse, and this has been the kill count.” If he likes the movie or not
@that one american what does your reply has to do with the comment
SquishYT Even if he hates the movie with every bone in his body, he'll still say it the same way
i cant wait for "Welcome to the kill count, where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies. I'm James A Janisse, and today we're looking at Five Nights At Freddy's, released in 2023."
Me: Where's the fnaf movie?
Warner Brothers: *Banana Split. Take it or leave it.*
Thxs guys for 30 Likes!
@@jorgeurrutia360 there is Willy's Wonderland / Wally's Wonderland too its kinda same
Omg i was 8 hours late to see your guys
comments
Honestly this works
Same
The movie isn’t scary, it’s just disturbing.
For me, it was neither.
Lovely Kaylee ikr
1000000000000% correct
Yup
Who actually watch the banana splits show
"They pretty much yiff each other to death!"
JaMES, NO
Baroness Violette I'm hoping he was going for a pun on "biff" as in having a fight, but sadly everyone thought he means two animatronics fucking each other to death... Which would make for a weird horror movie
Oh god no
I REMEMBER THIS NOOOO
Rose Serpenthelm I myself didn’t think that, it just made me laugh in a very “do you realize what you’ve DONE” kind of way
"mom come pick me up I'm scared"