@@akube5605 So, I'm a criminal, now? Because who knows how many crimes I've committed. So much, that I have lost my count... But I gotta say. It was fun.
@Polish Gigachad yeah the reason he's an scp is because he makes the staff question everything about everything, confusing all who listen to the point of mentally crippling them
Why is 6 afraid of 7 it isn’t because 789 it’s because he’s an all-knowing benign infection of you ever see the words why is 6 afraid of 7, you have already been infected and you are only being tortured to death with all types of pains, related causes of serious brain sickness such as Creutzfeltd. Jakobs Disease, Naeligeri fowleri, dementia, Alzheimer’s, and that isn’t even the worst part.
@@OfficialLiquidLethargy but it isn't normal, he chuckles as he says it once more, "hey vsauce! hah, michael is here! HAHAHAH, hey vsauce! michael here! HEY VSAUCE! MICHAEL HERE!" in a slowly accelerating manner
Vsauce always metaphorically (and probably literally) comes to the party, looks at everyone confidently, holds out his arm with a glass in his hand, lets go of the glass, but the glass suspends in midair. He then confidently leaves, the glass- still suspended in midair.
@@theshadeow5103 then he tells it to drop, but the mic flies up and then explains that gravity isn't the natural function of the universe and "dropping" something means it goes in whatever direction it would be going towards, and because the earth is spinning, it would want to fling it away (make it go up) because- vsauce
@@yez1062 the whole "because six knew that seven ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVAl..." he tweeted this yeaaars ago and also mentioned it in one of his videos
I'll always be a fan but I wish he'd get back to the segue-packed informative content that we all grew to love. I miss those. His last series was pretty damn good too though
@@Chez114honestly same, those were the reason I absolutely fell in love with him and his content and it's a real shame he doesn't make content like this anymore
@@juliaostowicz6501 I completely agree. I don't want to be too critical so I wait patiently for him to return to the content we love I suppose its like being a long-time fan of old bands. Their interests change but we expect them to be the same
5 should be the one afraid. All the evidence we have from "789" suggests that 7 prefers to eat either odd numbers, or numbers 2 away from him. He didn't eat 8, his neighbour, so currently 6 should be nervous, but not afraid. 5 on the other hand should be shaking in his boots 😂
@@eyesofthecervino3366 I've honestly never heard that version. In that case 6 has even less reason to be worried as it appears 7 is only eating numbers in an ascending order 😂
I've always loved your content, and though it certainly has changed, I still really love it!! Thank you for continuing to make such cool and inspiring videos!
@@gdbros_35 OH JAMES 🗣️🗣️🗣️ EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUATÃ 🥗🥵🥭🍍🍌 olha que habilidade 🧐🏂 olha que habilidade 🥵⚽ eu quero uma salada de fruta James 🥗🍍🍉🚶♂️ no capricho 👌 de 5 🖐️ de 7 🖐️✌️ de 10 🖐️🖐️ me dá uma de 5 🖐️ aqui tá na mão 🫴🤵♂️🍹 iiiiisso James 😋 muito obrigado 🤝
Thank you Vsauce. With this mnemonic, I will never forget my counting numbers again.
😆
Vsauce hearted your comment!
HE HEARTED YOU! LETS GOOOOO!
balz
demonic mnemonic pandemonic
Every second that you’re not running, Vsauce is getting closer…
olollolol
789
vsauce is the snail.
And he doesn't have benign intentions
No worries, my doors are proof enough...
“Why did 6 afraid of 7?”
“Because 789.”
“Or did he?”
🤨
[insert music here]
Dayummmmm💀
because 7 is black bruh
Seven is obviously a she
Bro turned a harmless joke into a literal horror camping story💀
Harmless? The joke talks about CANNIBALISM, my guy.
@@alycialarson1345LMAO exactly
did Vsauce ever recover from that isolation chamber?
No
His name is not Vsauce 😂. He's Michael
I think it improved him exponentially
It basically gave him the reality stone
I think he’s still in there
Are we gonna see the comment on every vid/short
this is the EXACT moment Vsauce became heisenberg
*saucenburg
You're goddamn right.
But what does it mean to be goddamn right?
Well, in 1683.....
this is the moment Vsauce became seven
He is the danger
@@nhinged His the man that walks
Vsauce is on some dr doofenshmirtz shit💀
Bro went primal☠️☠️
FR
exestensial crisis-inator
He will soon take over the entire Tri-state area
With every Vsauce short michael goes a bit crazier.
1 bit :O
Bro really explained the lore of 789 💀
Why 6 didn't like 7 6 says 7 it's a black n*gger
"Did somebody say, LORE!?"
-Some FNAF nerd.
@@TheTeddyBearUniverse DID SOMEONE SAY FNAF?
- Vox Akuma probably
Fr 💀
@@TheTeddyBearUniversemore likely MattPatt
Therapist: Dark vsauce doesnt exist he will not scare you.
Dark vsauce:
he looks white
That's getting old ngl
10 was traumatized because he was right in the middle of 9 11
@@rinofchrist😂
@@rinofchristthat's a good one
Vsauce: "Why is 6 afraid of 7?"
Me: "I assume it's because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating."
HEhe hello Castiel
prime rhymes with crime.
@@NikuemChoco rhyme rhymes with crime, so you're arrested
@@akube5605 So, I'm a criminal, now? Because who knows how many crimes I've committed. So much, that I have lost my count... But I gotta say. It was fun.
"alright, one short before bed"
The short:
Goodnight🌚
Vsauce's face slowly being absorbed by the dark may be the most horrifying part of this whole short
Bro fr
Michael is an absolute creatureman
He got them Fnaf eyes
@@Sloffytoffy nah bro got the criss-crossed eyes
*crossed eyes
real answer: 7 is a registered ‘Six offender’
Vsauce is like carbon monoxide poisoning ramblings with fully verified citations
Accur
Underrated comment 😂
My brains too small to appreciate this
aight lol
I have no idea what you just said but it sounds like it's funny so I liked it.
Everyday Vsauce strays further from the light
Quite literally
@@mauropuglia7991 he’s going primal💀
Bro took the joke to a whole new level 💀
“honey why dont you play with the kid next door?”
the kid next door
Fr
Lol😂
XD
underrated comment
Real
The fact that when darkness consumed him his glasses had a tiny white reflection making it look like thats vsauce's eye
This is the best storytime I've ever seen
That "NO." Had me shaking 💀
true
6 is afraid of 7 because 7 is black
🍩
@@bandit0duffwtf
Got me shivering me Timbers
Best dad joke teller in human history
bro casually got brimstone as his pfp
@@clobzz your point ?
@@magnesium_mg0 that bro casually got brimstone as his pfp
@@wutertots1487 but like tf is brimstone
@@magnesium_mg0 it's an item in tboi
This is beautiful!!! Thank you for the new dad joke for my boys, lol!❤❤❤
911: What is your emergency
Me: My ball sack itches
The Man Almost Ate Me 😂😂😂😂
✂️✂️✂️✂️
bro what tf
At this point Vsauce should be an official SCP keter class object.
Lol I wonder how the foundation would handle him
@@Shy0z jail
@@mr.shadow.17but what is jail?
*vsauce music starts playing*
@Polish Gigachad yeah the reason he's an scp is because he makes the staff question everything about everything, confusing all who listen to the point of mentally crippling them
Hey Vsauce! Micheal here! Your containment measures are great! ...Or are they?
I feel like somewhere someone dared to doubt Micheal's powers. He felt the disturbance and made this video.
666 likes
@@midloranEvery comment that has 667+ likes has, at some point, achieved 666 likes.
I sense a disturbance in the force
It’s only 1% of his power too
I sense a disturbance
- hey, vsauce, obi-wan here
How can anyone not love him❤
Vsauce: why is 6 afraid of 7
me: NO THE FUF IM AFRAID OF YOU
Vsauce is the type of guy to turn “why did the chicken cross the road” into a 2 hour lecture
You are the type of guy to write stupid comments
Sorry, cant like, the laws of minecraft go against it
He turned it into a 8 minute lecture so close enough
Bro don’t say that, now he will
@@mathiasfrericks9471 lol
Yet more proof that Michael is the absolute perfect high school science teacher.
High and school separated.
and totally he isn’t 50 and got cancer and mates with an old student of his
a college perhaps
@@ispatrickaninstrument5914nah, i dont think he believes in CRT or communisim.
because he is Waltuh
blud summoned an entire community
We got number lore before gta 6💀
This is what happens when you start drinking expired liquids.
I've got some left over blinker fluid from back in the day
Silica gel pack
i think ayahuasca affected his current humor
man, that isolation got to him
LOL
"Sir, this is a Wendy's, you're holding up the drive-thru."
A Wendy's joke...
Good...
Yeah.
Wow so original and funny
where did that meme even comr from anyways
unfunny npc comment
Overused joke, plus you don't need the "you're holding up the drive-thru". Just boats the joke
If vsauce acted normal then the world would be ending
"One last short before bed"
The short:💀
6 years later “the Vsauce 7 8 9 movie💀💀💀”
theres an old movie called 9 where there are characters that are named from 1-10 and i can actually imagine those characters doing vsauce's story
Part 10 coming soon
Lmao
Vsauce is if MatPat made a channel called “Life Theory”.
Existence Thoery
MatPat's final form. "Hey. Vsauce, Michael here but that's just a theory a GAME THEORY" he then proceeds to steal your kneecaps for science
I mean... style theory is a thing
@@HiWelcomeToIKEA irrelevant to this
@@davestrider2766 wym, the 4th quarter is already taken, where the hell would life theory be
Bro's acting like that one time grandpa becomes a demon 💀
Vsauce is the one who can see John Cena, he's the one who knows what the dog doin, HE EVEN KNOWS THE TRUE STORY OF WHY SIX WAS SCARED OF SEVEN
Why was five afraid of seven?
Yoda: Because six, seven eight
Nein! That’s not true! That’s impossible!
I'm famous now because people have seen me everywhere 😎
@@InstagramUser2 you are a drop in the ocean of bots
Mmmmmmmmmm! Funnyyyyy JOKE!
ahahhaha
Bro turned 789 into a horror story
Im pretty sure a number canibalizing its fellow numbers is also a horror story
OMG THEY KILLED KENNY!
@@sarahfuller3921YOU BASTARDS!
@@sarahfuller3921 YOU BAST-
The true horror story is that 7 is a sixoffender
That’s enough internet for today.
great Vsauce now i cant sleep
Michael is my favorite “human” being
Nah that would be mark Zuckerberg
Quotation marks are perfectly used here
I wish more humans were like him...
He deaign is very human...
Michael is def a skinwalker
You’ll never know where these likes came from
Oh
KIDDIESTRANGLER🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AH NAHHHHHHHHH
This is a very underrated comment
Alright this one wins
vsauce just tell us the hardest way to counting
“What’s my name?”
“…”
“You’re Vsauce.”
“Or am I? 🤨”
"NO! SEVEN NEVER ATE NINE!" As a dark prescence looms over michael is the funniest shit ive seen all month
Yeah
“Aight, ok. So there’s this scientist, right?”
Why is 6 afraid of 7 it isn’t because 789 it’s because he’s an all-knowing benign infection of you ever see the words why is 6 afraid of 7, you have already been infected and you are only being tortured to death with all types of pains, related causes of serious brain sickness such as Creutzfeltd. Jakobs Disease, Naeligeri fowleri, dementia, Alzheimer’s, and that isn’t even the worst part.
vsauce really on a villain arc rn
And it's amazing
ur pfp is literally my honest reaction
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
911
Vsauce is the definition of “let that sink in”😂
-to the darkness
THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME ANXIETY
(don't worry I don't have anxiety)
Vsauce just cracked the code and showed us that the fingers are the most reliable parts of the body.
You can always count on them.
high quality dad joke
💀🤣
Take my like and get the fuck out
Ffs
💀💀💀
Michael is getting crazier by the day
He is and I'll never get tired of listening to him. 😁
Yep
Good crazy
well kids do drive you crazy... I gave depression to my mom :):
He was always crazy lol
Micheal is the type if guy that would invite 18 people so he can watch 18 plus movie
I swear, this channel is just this man making content out of his descent into madness.
Damn, bro made a whole horror story from mathematical numbers
I had no idea there were other kinds of number
As opposed to non mathematical numbers
@@sebastian-benedictflore yeah non matematical numbers like ק∆€∞→
Only my homies from Drāëmońgalsn will get it 🔏
What are non mathematical numbers
These mathematical numbers are okay, but I prefer the non mathematical numbers, those are great
Vsauce never fails to be EXPECTEDLY unhinged
Wait unhinged doors
Now you rap? This is crazy!
999th like here
I've been watching him for ever. He's expectedly unhinged for me.
Because this was the best campfire story😂😂
I found this hilarious, and I'm upset that I did. 😂
Vsause at the start:🌝
Vsause at the end:🌚
he got the N word pass?
?😭@@lemonswenie8194
@@lemonswenie8194 No he became 6 offender
Bro became the war crime
420th like!
bro is secretly the antagonist💀
Secretly?
He gonna become an evil version of Rick.
Bro puts bro and 💀 and thinks it's funny
Or is he?
@@rickbardalesproductions1202 quiet, child
Must have been a slow week at the studio.
vsauce getting scary with that one
lol but he's still a good guy
vsauce slowly approaching me in darkness while grinning menacingly was genuinely terrifying and sent a chill down my spine
As he leans in to whisper tenderly in your ear his golden line.....
"Hey, Vsauce! Michael here."
@@OfficialLiquidLethargy hey vsauce michael here to harvest your liver
Ikr, he was counting to ten and how there was lightning reminded me of cyclones in my country.
@@OfficialLiquidLethargy but it isn't normal, he chuckles as he says it once more, "hey vsauce! hah, michael is here! HAHAHAH, hey vsauce! michael here! HEY VSAUCE! MICHAEL HERE!" in a slowly accelerating manner
?
Vsauce is like if you gave a random dad the entire knowledge of the universe and he only cared about the puns noone's ever tought of
How is this so perfectly worded
Accurate
Lol
lmao perfectly accurate
Bro discovered the lore for a classic joke
Bro took a joke into a nightmare story 💀
Vsauce always metaphorically (and probably literally) comes to the party, looks at everyone confidently, holds out his arm with a glass in his hand, lets go of the glass, but the glass suspends in midair. He then confidently leaves, the glass- still suspended in midair.
400 likes but no comments let me fix that
Vsauce drops the mic, and the mic forgets to drop itself
@@theshadeow5103 then he tells it to drop, but the mic flies up and then explains that gravity isn't the natural function of the universe and "dropping" something means it goes in whatever direction it would be going towards, and because the earth is spinning, it would want to fling it away (make it go up)
because- vsauce
thank god he told me that i can get 7 out now
this comment was at 999 likes and it felt SOOO satisfying to like
I love that Michael has reused this joke so much that he just doesn't care anymore
What joke?
@@yez1062 the whole "because six knew that seven ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVAl..." he tweeted this yeaaars ago and also mentioned it in one of his videos
I'll always be a fan but I wish he'd get back to the segue-packed informative content that we all grew to love. I miss those. His last series was pretty damn good too though
@@Chez114honestly same, those were the reason I absolutely fell in love with him and his content and it's a real shame he doesn't make content like this anymore
@@juliaostowicz6501 I completely agree. I don't want to be too critical so I wait patiently for him to return to the content we love
I suppose its like being a long-time fan of old bands. Their interests change but we expect them to be the same
Thanks for the lore!
Now this is ✨advanced✨
“why was 10 afraid? he was in the middle of nine el-“
💀💀💀💀💀
Your lawyers have avise you to skip this joke
lmfao 💀
Nope. You have lost your privileges.
**Steals joke privileges**
@@No.NotAgainit's a good joke tho
he made some wordplay at Eminem level right there
Decuple entendre
Imagine Eminem rapping this word for word.
*”Will the real slim shady please stand up?”*
bornana
@@HassleHoffer372 "And put one of them fingers on each hand up,"
I really thought it was a dad joke till afterwards 💀💀
He never should have gone into that isolating chamber
"Because seven is a prime number, and those are really just kinda scary " Castiel
God bless you i was looking for this comment 😂😂😂
@@mahanshah5046 surprised no one else put it in.
@@jerichohill487 i was about to then i saw your comment
Is two scary?
Nah seven is just a registered six offender
His true form at the end had me morphing 💀💀💀💀
For real-
The way his eyes went a little dark at the end😂😂😂
@@enriqueamaya3883 828 what, Forniter
@@enriqueamaya3883i dont think jesus can help with the true form of vsauce
E
@@7z_h3the true form of vsauce boutta crush jesus like a pancake
The lore drop is insane 💀
“Because 789?”
*has a frickin heart attack*
NO”
The next time someone tells the lame 789 joke, I'll be sure to play this video for them.
No, memorize it all
Yeah what they said. It’s really not that hard to do considering the whole thing has a built-in mnemonic.
It’s not a lame joke that’s a great joke
@@thespasmaniandevilits an opinion
@@Vgamer311 Mnemonic. Not pneumonic lol
Bro didn't make the creepypasta, he is the creepypasta.
Bro So Famous He Is In Baki😭
Actual Serial Killer
Bro made a joke into a horror story 😂
Someone talk to thid guy please. He's losing it.😂
“7 doesn’t even know 9” took me out 😂
You are like 7, youre a 6 offender
Same
The ending part of Michael is hands down the scariest thing I saw in the day.
Right??
Hands down the funniest thing I've seen today hahaha
Or is it?
I got the same tan riding a motorcycle in the summer with no gloves.
nah it was the most satisfying thing ever
Best campfire story of all time 🔥
"One last short before going to sleep"
The short:
We need this animated 💀
True
in sfm with tf2 characters
No
no we don’t💀
But we're not
5 should be the one afraid. All the evidence we have from "789" suggests that 7 prefers to eat either odd numbers, or numbers 2 away from him. He didn't eat 8, his neighbour, so currently 6 should be nervous, but not afraid. 5 on the other hand should be shaking in his boots 😂
Dude just logiced way too hard
But 6 is the *perfect* number to eat
@@charlottejohnson5173 only for 9
I always heard it as ten being afraid, because seven ate nine _and ten comes next!_
@@eyesofthecervino3366 I've honestly never heard that version. In that case 6 has even less reason to be worried as it appears 7 is only eating numbers in an ascending order 😂
The lore you can put behind a simple joke is crazy
The lore bro added is insane
This is the perfect thing to watch in the morning after waking up.
Better when going to bed
Just did
Bruh I swear we all live the same exact lives, I just got ready for the day😭
666 likes nice
I'm watching it when woke up in the morning
All it takes is Vsauce to turn off the lights and stare into your soul to scare you
Yup.
Why was 10 afraid
It was in between 9 and 11 💀
@@Redhanedsneak 💀💀
@@Redhanedsneaknah bro☠️
is this vsauces way of losing it cause it’s beautiful
I've always loved your content, and though it certainly has changed, I still really love it!! Thank you for continuing to make such cool and inspiring videos!
Most wholesome Vsauce video.
an unchanging "666" likes would be perfect on this comment, change my mind.
Michael went from an educator to a horror story character.
Some say the transition started after the 3 Days in Solitude video.
What’s the difference?💀
SHAN!?!!??
Vsauce Will be the grandpa that traumatizes kids
Watching this right before my exams ...
bro's getting a villain arc
533 likes and no comments? let me fix that.
2 cancerous comments in a row, Let me fix that!
@@gdbros_35
OH JAMES 🗣️🗣️🗣️
EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUATÃ 🥗🥵🥭🍍🍌
olha que habilidade 🧐🏂
olha que habilidade 🥵⚽
eu quero uma salada de fruta James 🥗🍍🍉🚶♂️
no capricho 👌
de 5 🖐️ de 7 🖐️✌️ de 10 🖐️🖐️
me dá uma de 5 🖐️
aqui tá na mão 🫴🤵♂️🍹
iiiiisso James 😋
muito obrigado 🤝
@@coiaasaleatroias2845 hola senhor, ingles por favor, else I'll swear at you too
@@gdbros_35 idc