You should probably watch the Fleischman series. This is Eisenberg in his essence. It’s a brilliant book and Jesse Eisenberg should change his name to Toby
When awkward meets unawkward, it's a different kind of dance you won't find anywhere near a place called the Balkans. Steve was the juggler here. Well done.
One day you'll learn that the only approval that really matters is your own. When you give zero fucks about what other people think, you will finally be free to behave as you wish. Truly not giving a fuck is a superpower.
This neglects the utility of caring what other people think. It’s a stabilizing force in society and our personal lives. As usual, balance and moderation matter. However, I truly don’t give a fuck what simpletons who can only process the world in black and white think.
Only know Jesse from Zombieland which I watched because Woody was in it! Haha. Great Movie. The clip from this movie he directed looks great as well. This boomer can juggle a bit BTW. Born the same day as Stephen, and 6 years older but hope to arm wrestle him someday Haha
Hilarious. I wonder how is convo with his wife went when they next talked. He was perfect in the Social Network but I wonder how it was for him to work with David Fincher.
How this guy became famous, I will never know. I get anxious every time I see him on a talk show. It must be exhausting to live with him. His wife is a saint.
Uhhh… yup. That’s a second on the spectrum idea, NOT 😊 THAT there’s anything wrong with it … Definitely has his own style, for sure. Kudos to Stephen for giving him the spotlight. Hey, anything’s better than that Harry interview last week …. Oh wait ..
There's nothing wrong with liking things that other cultures has to offer. The problem I have is when you start denying the origin and history of those things that other culture has to offer. For example...look at yoga and meditation, these are the core practice of the Hindu religion But because it's a religious practice and Americans feel insecure or maybe their Christian religions don't allow that....they are changing the history of yoga and meditation. They have stripped away its definition and its history just so they can feel comfortable. THIS IS EXACTLY what APPROPRIATION means. Give Hindus the credit and admit that it's part of their religion and Hindus believe that when you do yoga and meditation...you're practicing Hinduism.
I can't unsee him as being a raging jerk, after that one interview. He was such an unsolicited a$$hole. It's hard listening to him, knowing that guy still lives inside. Unless copious amounts of therapy has commenced since then.
@@samhayet4286 With Romina Puga. Even on my worst day, I've never treated anyone like that. Conceited and rude. I've dealt with lots of sexist jerks before, and I know this patronizing all too well. Won't watch anything of his, after that.
@@firstylasty9417 he literally was avoiding anything rude to say to her, she called him a jerk and told him to hurry so they could sum the interview up and called morgan Freeman, freeman and morgie? she was being disrespectful and he only told her that she was the corrot top of the interviewers which was obviously a joke
@@innieelio He comes off as a egotistical jerk, to me. Conceited, haughty, and perhaps there was some sexism there, too. ...Maybe that sort of behavior doesn't strike you as "uncouth." Perhaps this sort of thing isn't obvious to people who aren't typically the recipient of this kind of subtle (or not so subtle) digs and attacks. And if not, lucky you. ....But I certainly don't act that way to others. Not even on my worst days.
Lol I hate dancing so much in public, I actually ran away from the dance floor at a school dance.. left my date standing by herself, she never spoke to me again 😂
At least JE is still kinda entertaining to watch and still makes some funny comments unlike someone like Kristin Stewart, who is just awkwardness plus nepotism, and an ungrateful, bad attitude to boot.
Cheese’n’rice, what a freaking mess. How the hell did he get into show business. He always sounds/acts like he’s trying to imitate Woody Allen. 👎🏼. Not funny. Same thing in Fleishman.
Could you talk a little less about the movie please ? Wtf I watched 7 minutes of BS 22 seconds about the movie ! Is this really US entertainment ? Is this the usual way to promote a movie ?
@@thend4427 are you asking that legitimately or just being sarcastic? Cause they've been scripting interviews since a very long time. Letterman, even Carson era.
@@FirestormX9 …. Can you read? UNCOMFORTABLY scripted. That is so poorly written that it wasn’t entertaining. My educated opinion and expressed intelligently….dismissed.
@@thend4427 … Since the beginning of chat shows. There is preparation. However, now late night talk is often badly scripted and the “interview” goes badly, like this one.
I didn’t think Jesse would crack me up this much. He’s unintentionally hilarious
He knows what he is doing. Don’t be a frittata
He’s hilarious
hes literally a comedian, i think he knows hes funny
maybe it's just me but i find him relatable
You should probably watch the Fleischman series. This is Eisenberg in his essence. It’s a brilliant book and Jesse Eisenberg should change his name to Toby
He's a real vet of entertainment. I look forward to his series.
Jesse Eisenberg is who we all are inside.
A degenerate puppet that says what people tell him to say?
He truly is unique
"... this is mostly hers...."
I feel for ya, man. Most of my ideas are 'mostly hers' too.
So this guy has never acted in his life... he is exactly as he seems in everything he's been in.
When awkward meets unawkward, it's a different kind of dance you won't find anywhere near a place called the Balkans. Steve was the juggler here. Well done.
Jesse has become the new Woody Allen. Manic. Self-deprecating. Annoyingly charming.
I was just going to say that. It was like he was in character in a Woody Allen movie.
@@jojoba11 he is perfect is “Fleischman”. He should change his name to Toby
i wanna see the social network 2 where robo-zuck sweats in front of a congressional hearing.
Go speed racer go speed racer go
Social Network 2 when ?
Lol, Jesse Eisenbergs character is at least 10x cooler than irl Zuckerberg, but we love him anyways.
@@WHOAM1894 9 and 3 quarters
Or selling the meta verse 😂
Movie seems very well written can’t wait
please please get Jesse Eisenberg on Hot Ones lol
I can relate to you Jesse. I too, avoid dancing in every setting
I saw this trailer awhile ago, looked good, didnt know it was JE writer + director.. really want to see it now.
Eisenberg is the best 😊!
Vivarium with Jesse Eisenberg is a trip
Jesse too funny 🤣💕🤦♂️
There needs to be a movie about the band The Replacements solely so he can play Paul Westerberg.
Jesse is priceless
He's so funny and charming!
I would have to be out of my Balkan mind to go to a Balkan dance camp.:)
You have no idea how much fun it is!
I thought he said “Vulcan Dance Camp” which I feel that Stephen would not only be on board with but possibly have a discount pass for multiple visits.
You're not the only one. Also says that on the closed captions on the CBS website as well. Confused the hell out of me. xD
@@samhayet4286 What?? Oh that’s awesome.
@@samhayet4286 I’ll have to find that!
I just love him
The actor who acts exactly like himself in every film. His diversity is unquestionable. He can play anyone. Exactly like he plays everyone.
It was good interview.
One day you'll learn that the only approval that really matters is your own. When you give zero fucks about what other people think, you will finally be free to behave as you wish. Truly not giving a fuck is a superpower.
okay Elon
This neglects the utility of caring what other people think. It’s a stabilizing force in society and our personal lives. As usual, balance and moderation matter.
However, I truly don’t give a fuck what simpletons who can only process the world in black and white think.
It's also sociopathic, but you do you bud.
He could be a stand up comic that i would actually be following...
How did Woody Allen get reincarnated without dying?
Do NOT disrespect my boy Jesse like that
I can feel through the screen how uncomfortable Jesse is and god how I understand him
I thought you said "Vulcan dance group". Hahahahahahahhahahahahahah
Watching him makes me nervous, but I don't feel bad about it :)
I feel him I don't like dancing either lol...I also don't like to discipline and want young people to love me lol we are so alike 😂
His style of talking reminds me of Woody Allen. Entertaining.
Woody Allen rang.. he wants his angst back
This camp is located at the Catskills mountains, upstate NY and it's mainly a Jewish families gathering winter entertainment place.
Let's be clear: you are referring to the venue, not the summer week of Balkan Music and Dance Camp.
*loathing of organized human movement*
Only know Jesse from Zombieland which I watched because Woody was in it! Haha. Great Movie.
The clip from this movie he directed looks great as well. This boomer can juggle a bit BTW.
Born the same day as Stephen, and 6 years older but hope to arm wrestle him someday Haha
I mean Jesse, obvs, but DAMN Cory Wong?? Nice gig bro!
When dancing and juggling collide-
Hilarious. I wonder how is convo with his wife went when they next talked. He was perfect in the Social Network but I wonder how it was for him to work with David Fincher.
zuck looks good in that perm
Albert salmi talk about burt Lancaster
Don’t… don’t make him sing awkwardly by himself again, man. That was painful to watch.
Jesse Eisenberg IS Livingston from Ocean's 11, 12, 13.. but with more caffeine.
omg, i thought I was a geek, until i saw this clip..
How this guy became famous, I will never know. I get anxious every time I see him on a talk show. It must be exhausting to live with him. His wife is a saint.
@@markmh835 yours must be too because you sound like a baby 😂
oh my god Stephen just let him speak!!
i love u coblert but take a page from fallon's jessie interview and u can see that jessie is way funnier if you dont interrupt him
Goodness he has a different kind of energy. I couldn't finish the video. Wasn't anticipating that.
He's always like that socially awkward lol
I think he's on the spectrum........
Uhhh… yup. That’s a second on the spectrum idea, NOT 😊 THAT there’s anything wrong with it …
Definitely has his own style, for sure. Kudos to Stephen for giving him the spotlight. Hey, anything’s better than that Harry interview last week …. Oh wait ..
Oh hell yes he is for sure.Bless him.😬@markmh835
Wait... that scene isn't in the movie!?
He taught me to tip the bowl of popcorn to be more attractive.
"Son, did I ever tell you about the time we took you to Balkan Dancing Camp and Jesse Eisenberg didn't teach you how to juggle?"
jesse we need to cook -eisenberg
Keep doing crazy adventures with your wife. It builds character and will also make a great movie.
Blu :)
There's nothing wrong with liking things that other cultures has to offer. The problem I have is when you start denying the origin and history of those things that other culture has to offer. For example...look at yoga and meditation, these are the core practice of the Hindu religion But because it's a religious practice and Americans feel insecure or maybe their Christian religions don't allow that....they are changing the history of yoga and meditation. They have stripped away its definition and its history just so they can feel comfortable. THIS IS EXACTLY what APPROPRIATION means. Give Hindus the credit and admit that it's part of their religion and Hindus believe that when you do yoga and meditation...you're practicing Hinduism.
At Balkan Music and Dance we learn about the history and culture of the places of origin
I felt like Jesse was bullied.
The TV show hosts love to pick on people with low self esteem. I guess a lot of people do, for that matter..
I can't unsee him as being a raging jerk, after that one interview. He was such an unsolicited a$$hole. It's hard listening to him, knowing that guy still lives inside. Unless copious amounts of therapy has commenced since then.
Which interview?
@@samhayet4286 With Romina Puga. Even on my worst day, I've never treated anyone like that. Conceited and rude. I've dealt with lots of sexist jerks before, and I know this patronizing all too well. Won't watch anything of his, after that.
@@firstylasty9417 he literally was avoiding anything rude to say to her, she called him a jerk and told him to hurry so they could sum the interview up and called morgan Freeman, freeman and morgie? she was being disrespectful and he only told her that she was the corrot top of the interviewers which was obviously a joke
@@innieelio He comes off as a egotistical jerk, to me. Conceited, haughty, and perhaps there was some sexism there, too. ...Maybe that sort of behavior doesn't strike you as "uncouth." Perhaps this sort of thing isn't obvious to people who aren't typically the recipient of this kind of subtle (or not so subtle) digs and attacks. And if not, lucky you. ....But I certainly don't act that way to others. Not even on my worst days.
The entire interview was just banter and if you can’t see that I’m concerned for you
🤔Vulcan 🖖
Anyone else getting-no shade-Woody Allen vibes?
At first, I thought he said: Vulcan dance camp. I thought, "Cool. ...Wait, do Vulcans dance?"
Balkan makes much more sense...
🖖
Apparently, you're not the only one. Closed captions on the CBS website thought so as well.
The new Dustin Hoffman
gee, he talks fast!
This reminds me of Woody Allen's quirks and antics.
Director and writer
Feature directorial debut
First Movies direct by him oh god
I can’t tell if he’s exaggerating or real?
Does he live in the same building as Woody Allen? Is it the water? What is it?
At first i thought he said Vulkan dance class.
I never thought he was a good actor, he’s just the same character over and over again
Well he does cover the full range of emotions from A to B.
He should do stand up
The way he talks is kinda similar to Martin Scorsese’s one
Is it just me or does he look cooler in his movies than he looks in real life?
Funny, I feel the opposite 😅
Jesse's OK but he should NEVER have been cast as Lex Luthor. If they NEEDED one what was wrong with Rosenbaum?
jesse we need to cook
Are we sure he isn't secretly Woody Allen's love-child?
That would be Soon-Yi
Lol I hate dancing so much in public, I actually ran away from the dance floor at a school dance.. left my date standing by herself, she never spoke to me again 😂
Why doesn’t he go to the Vulcan dance camp
At least JE is still kinda entertaining to watch and still makes some funny comments unlike someone like Kristin Stewart, who is just awkwardness plus nepotism, and an ungrateful, bad attitude to boot.
The Mark Zuckerberg that we wanted!!
This guy is a nut. Lol
Stephen - please stop checking out your guests behind their backs. It's creepy and judgy.
who he?
Just let his talk ffs 🤦
He must be glad that the crypto crash has wiped out the Winklevie
Zombieland 3/4/5...
This generation's Woody Allen.
If that's true, God help us all........
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND VOLTS flooOoolw through his veins. . Jajajajaj
I thought he said VULCAN, he looks like a Treky??
💎😍
is he german origin..last name means iron mountain in German
Cheese’n’rice, what a freaking mess. How the hell did he get into show business. He always sounds/acts like he’s trying to imitate Woody Allen. 👎🏼. Not funny. Same thing in Fleishman.
That's just his nerves and social awkwardness
I love it actually, your trash is my treasure
Woody Allen vibes are creepy... imo
@@luna.tickle Yes, always.
@@thend4427 Maybe.
He reminds me of Woody Allen and his neurosis
Could you talk a little less about the movie please ? Wtf I watched 7 minutes of BS 22 seconds about the movie ! Is this really US entertainment ? Is this the usual way to promote a movie ?
Self Deprecate Much 🤔
Is he on the spectrum and/ or adhd? Because same vibe here 🙋🏼♀️
He's on the spectrum big time.I actually feel sorry for him.have a family member with Adhd & boy is it hard! We need a lot of patience...🤗
While entertaining, the interview was uncomfortably scripted. Disappointing, as I am a fan of Eisenberg’s work.
Well then u should know he’s awkward asf regardless of script😅
Since when are interviews scripted?
@@thend4427 are you asking that legitimately or just being sarcastic? Cause they've been scripting interviews since a very long time. Letterman, even Carson era.
@@FirestormX9 …. Can you read? UNCOMFORTABLY scripted. That is so poorly written that it wasn’t entertaining. My educated opinion and expressed intelligently….dismissed.
@@thend4427 … Since the beginning of chat shows. There is preparation. However, now late night talk is often badly scripted and the “interview” goes badly, like this one.
😂 🤣 🫶🏼 🤸🏽♂️ 🤪 🥂
Yikes! Does Hollywood need another Woody Allen?
First
Colbert was soooooo bad in this interview 🤢