Jesse Eisenberg Monologue - Saturday Night Live
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The man who played Mark Zuckerberg in 'The Social Network' is confronted by the man who plays Mark Zuckerberg on SNL...and Mark Zuckerberg. Aired 01/29/11
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Mark sounded like he was doing an impression of Andy Samberg doing an impression of him
no way THIS IS HILARIOUS
FR
That’s the point?
Hilarious how bad Mark Zuckerberg is at acting as himself
Dude that was the point...jeezzz as if you didnt get that!
James Shannon I get why Zuckerberg didn't study acting at Harvard University.
Theo Local Loner Nailed it!
James Wheeler it’s kind of like he isn’t an actor
HAHAHAHHSHDHSIDIXISJS
3 guys who's name end in "berg" playing the same person on stage at the same time. It's a miracle the universe didn't implode in some sort or paradoxical disaster.
Yeah.
Variants
Damn you beat me to this comment about a year early. ✊🏼
Henceforth, this event shall be known as the triBerg Convergence!
mark zukerberg wasnt playing himself becasue he is himself😂😂
Mark zuckerberg saying that Nicki Minaj is in the building is the weirdest thing I have ever watched
True.Makes no fuckin sense at all
Because we all know he's not interested in Nicky Minaj in any way shape or form😂 and certainly doesn't care that she's in the building😂
This video is so chaotic that the ending of him introducing Nicki caught me off guard 😭😭
HAHAHHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING I LOVE YOU
Most 2011 shit ever
Mark Zuckerberg looks like a guy who has practised smiling never fully understanding why anyone does it.
Mr Jee I always felt that...I never had the words to describe I felt that...
That's cause he's a lizard
@@raspberrycrowns9494 don't make fun of lizard people pls.
Mark looks like a really good actor acting they arent human
Jess quote: I don't trust people who smile, they look like they just murdered someone
hahaha samberg saying "awkberg" made me realise their last names all end in berg.
lady finn thats jews
Me too thanks
@Paolo Bonilla their country would be 'lmanberg' 😂😂
Berg syndrome
Heisenberg
Jesse Heisenberg
Heisamberg
Walsenberg
Say what you will but Mark smiling after delivering every line is so contagious and funny, he looks like a kid excited to be on TV
right?! so cute lolol
Totally agree
Yeah you'd hardly know he manufactured the collapse of modern society
He was a great sport to do this.
"All asians look the same"
Caucasians :
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmaooooo
bit antisemitic bro
*Jews
Hold the phone...
Mark Zuckerberg, Andy Samberg, Jesse Eisenberg...
Berg...
BERG.
They are the children of the iceberg from the titanic
Curly haired people get to put berg on their name.
+Kasino Parkes looooooooool
IKRR
awkberg!
nervous energy never looked better
You got 902 likes btw just in case you didn’t know
Jesse seems really awkward person
@@agentg0215 1.6k
That’s also called cocaine
@@thatguy-cf5gs Clearly he was channeling that energy for the bit
I swear to God Jessie sounds and acts like someone who's freezing cold trying to talk
I talk like that when i’m doing a presentation :) it’s called being nervous
finally someone described it, I didn't know what it was
Cocaine.
@@kokana24 facts
and there's the clip in the social network when he's actually freezing cold trying to talk
Fun fact Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest of the 3 of them.
Whoaa!
Wow
All the more impressive
I like the word pun: Samberg,Eisenberg,Zuckerberg. The fact that they look a little alike i think. Just my opinion . What do you all think?
@@asrayramgopalakrishnan8335 it's obviously a genetically experiment on nature x nurture. One turned to be a goof, another an good actor, and another one of the overlords of modern ages
damn son Jesse always at 2x speed xD
Hahahahhahahhha 🤣
Yeah I noticed too
play it in .75x speed.
Federal Bureau of Investigation huh. it works.
made me dizzy lol
mark's acting is like every boy in my old drama class who joined just because he needed to pick another subject
Inka Voutilainen my favourite thing is when he finishes his line and cracks a smile
Inka Voutilainen ohno oh no now i feel sorry hahahah
It was meant to be bad... I hope 😂
Well tbh, why would you take drama class seriously lol
Yes! That’s all I could think of, and you feel bad for them the entire time but you know they’re kind of trying
Jesse Eisenberg had a genuinely funny opening monologue. A lot of opening monologues feel like someone wrote a script and everyone knows its a script, but this felt genuine.
It’s definitely scripts
well he's a good actor
Don't know why people are hard on Zuckerberg for coming on this video. I thought it was really cool of him to do this. And also, he looks so genuine because he simply forgets when he can laugh and when he has to suppress it..
❤️
I think no one’s actually hating on Mark tho...
Maybe after seeing The Social Network, people hated Mark more because he is an asshole tho. But there's really no need to dragged The Social Network to this
Okay Mark
@@kalanik9493 they are definitely having on him
mark's acting is just painful to watch hahaha.
inten gumilang exactly my thoughts
he played himself perfectly
inten gumilang ben is your profile o shit yess
i think that was the point.....look how he was more natural on stage
wasnt program to act yet
I love how fidgety Jesse Eisenberg is...
Jesse Eisenberg and Mark Zuckerberg if they added Michael Cera we have the most awkward moment in TV ever.
and cousin Greg from succession LOL I love the awkwardness
😹😹
Somene needs to pay them a load of money to be on the same stage
When the worst Mark Zuckerberg performance was Mark Zuckerberg
Does Jesse play himself in Now You See Me or what
He basically plays the exact same character most of his movies.
so i think you haven't seen all of his movies
+gwen doline I know right? Like, Lex Luthor is basically the same as J Daniel Atlas😂
Renée Ramerman i don't think so , but we'll see in justice league :))
Rio plays Jesse..
Jesse is ridiculously attractive
Agreed!
yes he is :)
not as attractive as NFKRZ you should subscribe
+Dylxn No.
:p yes totally
2:58 Andy Sambergs reaction to Mark Zuckerbergs acting is hilarious. He's like "fuck, that was horrible acting" hahaha
2:48 that "nailed it" smile & empty eyes!
That is the most funniest part! 😂
"I invented poking" killed me :D :D
ZuckerBERG, EisenBERG, SamBERG..... Berg family... Hahaha...
DINKLEBERG!!!!!!!!!!!
Your move...creep.
-Robocop
Hafidz Murshidie HeisenBERG *throws bag of meth*
Hafidz Murshidie Jews
King of Kings Woody Allen?
what was the film?
I love how much Mark loved the "I invented poking" joke 😂😂
Who knew that out of those three people Andy Samburg would be the least socially awkward
It makes sense
"Awkberg" aha brilliant
Marks acting... I felt awkward just watching!!
No surprise he didn't take acting at Harvard.
***** Rich, yes. Genius, why ?
There's a huge difference between smart and genius. And I think there's a difference between an intelligent person, and a smart person.
Mohamed Lamine Bouaziz I don't know that there is an empirical definition of genius. But the dictionary defines it as "exceptional intellectual or creative power or other natural ability."
I think Zuckerberg fits that description, he has an amazing coding ability, he resisted at least 10 buyouts because he was convinced it was worth more, not too many young adults would be able to resist such huge offers at their age, under his stewardship as CEO of one of the world's most successful companies he's taking the company public and is now worth 200 billion.
As for your last point I totally agree. There are lots of smart people in the world, but being smart is just latent energy, to be intelligent is to be able to capitalise on this latent energy. To be intelligent is to ACT on your potential and again, pretty sure that he's done that.
As for acting, I think Mark would be the first to acknowledge that as an actor - he makes a better CEO of a 200 Billion dollar corporation.
+Mohamed Lamine Bouaziz Interesting well enlighten on these differences you feel exist between smart and genius person, intelligent vs smart, wikipedia had a food for thought explanation on genius... it can be one who's great creatively, and many findings even as far back as 50 years show holes in the "logic" of the various IQ tests and those whom scored "genius" with these snort at them and comment with high disregard and cgaf attitude towards them also, that's in itself food for thought! ^_^)
2:40 oscar worthy performance 👏🏻
zuckerberg saying “nicki minaj is here” is one of the greatest things i have ever seen lmao 4:29
He is like a male Kristen Stewart
OMG !! haha so agree with you haha !
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
nenit3553 yeah I was thinking the same thing.
So, Kirsten Stewart?
nenit3553 A-fucking-greed!👅
the triception of BERGS :D
a trifecta
you mean a triberga
*Trinity
Triceraberg
Me checking my playback speed and remembering that Eisenberg is naturally at 1.5x
Loved it! Mark's acting (the real one's) was so cute. Being in IT myself, I know it can be hard for people from non acting back grounds to get on stage. This must have been nerve wracking for Mark - it is the Saturday night live, for crying out loud!!
Mark is sooooo awkward. Even his jokes are awkward. Awkward to the point that they are actually really funny for their awkwardness.
This shows that Mark never really had the edge that Jesse portrayed him with.. just a normal nerd!
infinitedreamscape hahahahah! just a normal nerd
Ah....just a "normal" duschbag..... It s not I dont like nerds.....(BULLSHIT....I DO NOT LIKE THEM...PERIOD)..... but this Mark character.....Jeeez....cause of him and assholes like him..... I realized I actually hate them.....by "them" I mean him and all the pricks with one and only talent. Yes, I am a computer genius and I can talk fast. Wooooow.... Never knew how to speak with normal human being, no empathy, no human feelings, no spontaneity or understanding fuckin ANYTHING about humanity, love, passion, improvisation, respecting women, understanding art, understanding real friendships or relationships of any kind....NO...that s not important. The only thing that matters in life is knowing how to create a stupid superficial comp apps and thats it. Pathetic losers with big IQ. Fuck them and their so called creations...... THIS IS coming from musician who lives and creates his art.....and by doing so actually makes normal warm humans much more happier then stupid superficial FB can ever make them feel. Ah..... wasted to much time to even write this..... I m going back to my studio to make some happy music for this sad world. People....dont socialize through your computers AND ONLY using technology.....go outside and actually meet someone face to face (not facebook to facebook), look them in the eye, be honest and you ll find out that 5 true friends you can count on 24/7 is much more than 5000 friends on stupid FB. Why???? Well, figure that out for yourself if you re capable.....instead hiding behind your computers trying to impress others, and making friends with fake pictures and fake versions of themselves, with one hand in your pants holding your useless tools, and other hand on your keyboard. Pathetic losers do that. And hello and BIG love to everyone who still remembers how to shake hands and look a person in the eyes while presenting yourself and communicating openly and honestly. (and I apologize for my bad english......not my first language but I m doin my best.) PEACE&LOVE to everyone who find any meaning in this post.
@@sasahuzjak2249 Ever wonder... If... Too many... Elipsises .... Is really annoying... And if... Maybe... Just maybe... ..........You sound like a complete knob?
@Re Emi Well...when you re right, you re right. I already forgot about this comment I wrote a year ago...and now when I read it, clearly I was very frustrated that day, God knows what about, and being who I am, this matter obviously pissed me off...way too much. Now I thank you for telling me this the way you did...I appreciate that, I really do. You could easily blew me of with cheap insults, sarcasm, hate speech/verbal attacks, etc etc... but you took time to say what you said, decently making a point, and it works. Basically everything you said is true, and I 'll remember this ;) Also as far as Mr. Matthew Kellehers comment here...I got the message. Saying/writing something in rage can make you "sound like a complete knob"... even when you kinda have a point, but presented lousy. Anyway, thanks again for this little taste of medicine ;) ...like I said; it helped, it works, and I 'm pretty sure I ve learned my lesson. Cheers!!! ;)
@@sasahuzjak2249 you are everything that’s wrong with the world rn. A musician 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ......what have you exactly achieved in your pathetic life ??? Please explain ?
When Samburg left those two alone, like ur bestie intentionally leaves u n ur crush alone. Jessie was like: Noooo don't leave me here with him ,alone
So far, still the best acting performance on SNL by a tech billionaire.
3:31 Jesse is internally screaming X'D
Seeing Mark Zuckerberg try comedy is like seeing junior high kids act in the videos their teachers make them be in for class projects
When Andy left it felt like a 3 person friend group when the person everybody’s friends with leaves
Exactly
Jesse Eisenberg's voice literally provokes anxiety
Jesses jaw structure is actually insane 😻
Awk-bergggg!! Best line ;))
I can'T BELIEVE Mark's acting. It's just phenomenal.
Mark was very natural on stage in fairness. Much better job than you'd normally see from him.
HEY! OMG MARK ZUCKERBERG, JESSE EISENBERG AND ANDY SAMBERG!
Good thing Titanic didn't fit in the building. Could've hit the ICEBERG. =P
meeting of the bergs
GeekVoid get it?
lincoln sway oh i only noticed that nw. nice find dude
where is mark wahlberg?
why is the real zuckerberg freaking me tf out because he can’t even act like himself
This is the most insane unsettling thing I’ve ever seen in my life maybe I’m just having a manic episode though idk
Bro's whole name is literally a breaking bad reference
This is probably the best opening monologue on SNL ever, the fact that Mark Zuckerberg agreed to do this is great.
the part when he said"cos Im so cocky!yes!"is so cute omg😂
i literally was trying to find jesse eisenberg talk about his role in the social network and accidentally thought of andy samberg for some reason. and now im here for a perfect conclusion
Mark Zuckerberg looks like he had his smile installed for the first time right before going on stage.
Am I the only one who is completely and utterly in love with Jesse Eisenberg? LOVE YOU JESSE!!!!💚💚💚💚❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜💙💙💙
+Charlotte Barratt no you are not. love him!!!
you're not the only one,love the way he speaking and his humor😍😍❤
I love Jesse 💕
Me too!!!!!
Mark Zuckerberg is such and awkward person
which one?
Soleimsen awkberg*
Smul he’s not awkward he’s just not an actor if you would have realised that millions of people will watching you,you’d be worse than him..
*an
He's camera shy
That was awkwardly fantastic.
"JESSE WE NEED TO COOK!!!"
I just love the "AAAWKBERG" line XD
Is the video on 2x by default or something?
This is so chaotic, I love it. What even happened to Jesse Eisenberg, though, I feel like I haven’t heard anything about him in years
I think he's just kinda settled down somewhere. I've heard ppl have met him in public like at the shops or something and he was just being a normal dude. He might be in Canada or something
He starred in like two movies in 2019 and he just directed one either this year or in 2021! Also hes written like books and plays and stuff so
Jesse eisenberg is actually hilarious
Watching poop leaving my dog's ass is more hilarious than Eisenberg
Why are none of the comments saying that Andy and Jesse look so similar
His performance raised my stress levels
2:34 Lorne Michaels reaction is great. He can’t decide if this is comedy gold or a disaster. But mark’s obliviousness is the cherry.
Damn Hollywood really said they needed more of theses guys
Jesse's the funniest kind of awkward.
The real Zuckerburg is nervous as hell! lol
Plus his acting sucks lol. Oh well.....rich as hell!
Genius*
he acted that on purpose ,they told him to do that LOL
Oh well. That's not what he's good at.
That's why he's is Tech pro
When Mark smiles I feel like there’s this little voice in his head that says, ‘usually when animals show their teeth their issuing a challenging. Would you like to further analyze the muscle composition on your face?’
Jesse Eisenberg plays Mark Zuckerberg so perfectly even though he really doesn’t look like him it’s just a performance that was just phenomenal. He plays Mark Zuckerberg more than Mark Zuckerberg himself.
It looks like he wants to pee.
Clan
When I heard that high-pitched "awk-berg" tears came out... I love Andy xD
Andy is like Jesse's older brother who always trys to steal the spotlight
Haha “poking” i remember that.
Eisenbergs acting is awesome and somewhat unique. The thing from making him one of my top 5 actors is that he lacks the ability to act any other way, that is what makes a great actor a legend (to me)
T0BBi94 i sense sarcasm
Talkative jewish nerd in every movie he had role in, including BvS
He is typecast he can't act
@@enonymuz8627 😹Talkative jewish nerd
Jessie is actually shy, according to his co-stars
Thats why I love him 😅 his opening monologue is basically me when I'm trying to be social in drama class
I genuinely think Jesse didn't know Mark was coming!😂
can we all agree that andy is the king of impressions ?
"Awkberg" LOOOOLLL
Andy Samberg should've done the social network, he looks alot more like mark.
or Whalberg =))
If the looks were the most important thing I would have picked him too, cause he REALLY looks like Mark Zuckerberg. But frankly, Jesse Eisenberg is a better actor^^
yeah but he has that goofy non threatening aura to him, Michael Cera did a douchy kind of mark that worked well with what was scripted
@@JCMELKOR haha clever calling him Michael Cera because in your mind all awkward people are one and the same!!!
but he cant act like mark zucherberg, i think jesse was perfect for the role because he can portray zuckerbergs awkward , antisocial, and sociopathic nature. Andy doesn't normally do these types of roles so he wouldnt be able to properly play the role in its escence
Mark: 😀😬😐 😁😬😐 🤣😬😐
4:34 the clashing of the two awkward titans in one cringeful handshake
hahahha! the BERGs are here!! :D love it
Can hear how nervous he is in his voice
4:30 Even his clapping is a function()
This whole thing is so awkward, I love it.
I'm surprised by the lack of Breaking Bad puns. Get it? Cause there's Jesse, which is Jessie, and then Eiseburgh, which is... UH... Forget it.
Nice one!!
what is breaking bad
lincoln sway HOW DARE YOU ASK THAT QUESTION.
That's what I was thinking the first time I heard his name! XD
Ewan J-M I LITERALLY KEPT MYSELF UP AT NIGHT THINKING THAT.
Jesse Eisenberg - Jesse and Heisenberg
3 of my favorite Jews together
I hope that symbol in your username is for that Indian culture thing or whatever and not nazi
So nice to watch them together. 👍 Their awkbergness was funny and cute. 😊
I agree! 💖
“Come on, I invented poking!” 😀
Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor... I hope they cast Michael Cera as the Joker and Woody Allen as Ra's Al Ghul.
"here's jessie" lol that pretty funny XD
"it was interesting" is the most human I've ever seen mark zuckerberg
1:07 why does he look like he’s moving in 1.5x speed?
I'm a straight guy and I find Jesse Eisenberg oddly attractive... xD
Naah..you are gay
3:30 is why titanic sank
Look at Zuck smiling after each line he says 😂
Honestly I never heard much of Mark Zuckerberg’s voice before Andy Samberg and I was SHOCKED to see how spot on his voice was