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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May attempt to prove that the hot hatchbacks of their youth were better than their modern equivalents by buying a 'classic' example of the breed each and then undertaking a series of challenges.
After tackling a tricky hillclimb course and an unusual visit to the supermarket, the three arrive at an old army training ground in Wales where their ageing cars must evade the heavily armed and heavily moustachioed Top Gear Police Department.
Top Gear | Series 21 Episode 1 | BBC
#BBC #TopGear #SupermarketSweep
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"That's a couple of seconds off there"
"Yeah, I'd say so..."
Eric Snowmane HA.
Eric Snowmane 😂😂
I think Clarkson and Hammond literally added like 72 hours to their time.
Maybe around 10,000 seconds not much.
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"But he doesn't have any sense because he's Hammond."
*_Hammond crosses finish sideways_*
Extra points for flamboyant driving style
i thought he said hammered lol
sadly he did not destroy the entire "fake" store
AND ACROSS THE LINE!
It’s because I’m on was actually in a robin reliant
James: No-Hit
Jeremy: Glitchless
Hammond: Any%
More like Any% Glitch% speed run record
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Where is the chaos%?
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Damn runs dead
James: pacifist%
Jeremy: any%
Hammond: chaos%
Hammond: effect activated: Weak Forcefield, Half-flip Player Vehicle
MILLIONS TO ONE
Hammond: Genocide Run
DarkViperAU has made it here.
Clarkson: Neutral run
I died when Jeremy said "I hit the luxary toilet tissues"
He also hit a producer
Yeah I died too. Then Hammond's finish *buried* me 😂😂😂😂😂
How could you even talk when you died
Soul Hunter hahaha
AND SOME BREAD
When he crossed the line sideways I seriously lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
so did i
Same XD
I have watched this so many tines and still die at it
Somebody explain to me, how did Hamster cross the finish line on his side? Still puzzles me.
I love James expression, hes like WTF? :D
May's time: less than 5 minutes
Clarkson's time: more than 3 hours
Hammond's time: *YES*
3 centuries
cringy.
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To be exact, Clarkson caused roughly two thousand pounds of damage.
Jame's double take at 4:08 is timeless
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Yeah I caught that too, 😂😂😂😂
Who else doesn't know shit about cars but just love watching these three with the odd chance of actually learning something.
Captain Nemo same
I like cars fine, but I just love the banter between Jeremy, Richard and James
Captain Nemo
Captain Nemo I love cars
Captain Nemo i love cars and i love watching the three guys
BBC: Whats your budget
Top Gear: *Yes*
23 yen
🤣
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Hammond crossing the line sideways was the funniest thing 12 year old me had ever seen in my entire life. 2 am in an apartment in Paris and I swear I woke up the whole block laughing.
Same. I still think it's one of top gears funniest moments.
Jeremy really didn't care about winning here, he just wanted to smash up a market with a car. When else can you do that legally?
I mean what else should you expect from *Clarkson* ?
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What would any of us have done?
Rr
"Oh it's the luxury toilet tissue"
Well that aged well.
Yeah it predicted!
I can’t believe they turned the toilet tissues into a real thing finally! Must’ve been a real doozy to live before the era of toiletries.
Aged like milk
Darren Mansour
You mean it got sour? XD
Haha
I just got kicked out of class from laughing
+flyingpenguin422 What on earth are you using your phone in class for?! How did it not get confiscated either!
+flyingpenguin422 Worth it!
Lol
+Isaac Blackburn a man to that
+flyingpenguin422 worth it
You see Hammond start off, and after he finishes the first turn, he disappears and hear crashing, followed by screeching tires, more crashes and even seeing shit flying through the air, and the next time we see Hammond, he crosses the line . . . on his side😂😂
play by play
I love how they dont really show hammonds car through his turn, they just show what he's hitting and leave it a complete mystery as to how he ended up on his side crossing the finish
Same lol i 😂so hard that i almost died
It’s called his run was largely faked
I would like to think that he actually smashed a couple of cameras during his run so he barely got any footage to show most of his run lol
@@lyonvensayeah deffo he hit all of the cameras
*hits apples*
*looks at camera*
"IN THE P L U M B S"
How does anyone spell plums wrong.
Go to school, kids.
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"In the plums"- Jeremy Clarkson 2014
Dylan Julian bet that's not the only time he said that
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Hammond rocketing round the first corner, then just hearing a tremendous crash always makes me lose it🤣
I love James’s face at the beginning-an expression of confidence and wise ness
James' time: 1:05 - Richard's time: 2:05 - Jeremy's time: 28:06 - s21 ep1
Cheers
"Captain slow"
If we assume Jeremy's original time was 1:06 he caused £1620 of damage.
How did Richard end on his side? 😂
Acting ;)
"I've got rich tea biscuits literally everywhere."
The MOST British thing to ever be britished.
True!
English*
You can get rich tea biscuits in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland aswell you know
So what if it's British just because your Australian or American
m1.certified I don’t think it’s really supposed to be an an insult
The way James eating chips and not caring anything about Jeremies car alarm going off is priceless
Jeremy: You did hit things James.
Also him and Richard: *Create a huge mess*
I laughed so hard when Richard said "and across the line"
Best line from Hammond in top gear history
+alfred strand best line from clarkson in top gear history
Same I laugh so much my head fell of
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TitaniumFox95 I mean I hope everyone can see it was scripted for a laugh, the thing is I don't even mind because the trio is so freakin funny. They pull it off even tough it would have been funny to tell them to try hard to go fast but not hit anything
Watching Hammnond just slide across the line on one side..gold !
That just cracked me up so much I agree it was gold
+Agent Washington the ending just kills me
+MichlsGamer It's staged but funny :D
+Agent Washington LOL Sideways! :D
+Agent Washington
Gold
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in, because you are
Gold
Glad that you're bound to return
There's something I could have learned
You're indestructible, always believing
'I've hit the luxury toilet tissues!'
this cracked me up
When Hammond did his run I knew it was going to be funny because it's Hammond
I showed this to my mom she gave me a lecture how African people could have all that food
Well she ain't wrong. But worse things have been done in the namesake for entertainment
AND THAT’S A FACT.
These things aren't expensive anyways lol
then tell her to look up nesquik controversy
Usually when they do this kind of destruction derbies they stock up a bankrupt store with expired products so they couldn't have sold them anyways.
"In the plums". Thank you Jeremy Clarkson for making my day stupendously better.
Nobody will ever replace these three, EVER
James: Easy does it
Jeremy: Speed is key
Hammond: *Blindfolded*
bbc : FIRES CLARKSON
also bbc : reposting his vids
Dumb question: Did BBC fire Clarkson
@@arda4326 yeah they did
To be fair he punched a producer in the face
@@ciaranbrenn1003 ouch
@@ciaranbrenn1003 i heard the producer was not going to say anything to the bbc but clarkson reported the incident himself. There was a challenge they did on the last season of top gear, the bys were out way later then anticipated and when they got there the kitchen was shut down and the staff had left. There was no hot food to be had after a long day of driving and being beat to a snot.
I know Hammond's run was fake, but just the visual of the car sliding on it's side across the finish line and excitedly yelling "AND ACROSS THE LINE" as if everything went well is absolutely genius. I miss old Top Gear so much. At least we still have The Grand Tour specials.
Grand Tour is ending. . .
I mean (for me) it’s a lot more funnier if it’s fake because they can make the crashes more crazy
Hammond:how did i do
Jeremy:I think you know what you did
James:I need a cup of tea
Massive props to the cleanup crew, having to mop up all that spilt juice and whatnot
I like how these three exemplify each of the ways you'd want to drive through a supermarket in this situation:
James - Slow and making sure to not hit anything
Jeremy - Hit as much as you can
Hammond - Complete pillock setting
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢💔
Supermarket*. Groceries arent a thing here.
To be fair to Hammond, there's no way he could drive normally with all the junk Jeremy left strewn over everything.
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I'd hate to be the cleaners in the morning
Cleaners? What about the poor stockers who have to return this store to normal?
@@jklmnopski7421 I've always thought this was a store going out of business or was getting remodeled etc hence why they crashed into a few things
Just imagine, you weren't informed and come to work in the morning and your store looks like this...
I'm a cleaner at a pub/restaurant called Brewehouse & Kitchen, and every once in a while, I have to clean a toilet that a person with diarrhoea (probably drunk) has used, but luckily it's never been messy everywhere at once! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
"Looks like a problem for the openers." - closing employee
James: Casual Playthrough
Jeremy: Any%NoMajorGlitch Speedrun
Hammond: Any%Chaos Speedrun
This is one of my favorite Top Gear clips because it showcases the presenters' personalities so beautifully.
Clarkson is first out of the gate, somewhat reckless and overconfident, but he does OK.
May is next, and he drives like your 90 year old grandma with cataracts on her way to Sunday mass in a blizzard. He hardly hits anything.
Then Hammond goes flying through, smacks into absolutely everything, and sails across the finish line on his side.
Perfect 😂
Edit: actually May went first, but that makes it even better somehow
Audience: How much damage did you cause?
Hammond and Clarkson: Yes
Hammond: Yes^2
especially Clarkson
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I N T H E P L U M S
Crow 😂😂
this part SENT ME.
IN DA PLUMS!
No way this was 10 years ago, I still remember watching it new
Hammond’s finishing position is so Hammond-esk
"What do you think he's gonna do, your style or my style?"
"Well if he's got any sense, he'll do mine. But let's be honest, he hasn't got any sense because he's Hammond."
>:)
Rapierre I wish top gear didn't have to end
How to insult 2 people at the same time
1:18 “Through the chicane.... missing that, missing that, missing everythi-” *BANG*
*one tin falls*
4:03 WHAT THE HECCC
He jinxed it
Oh his wheel got jammed up with, Spam!
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Friend - What did you do yesterday?
Jeremy - destroyed a supermarket in a hatchback 😂😂
JEREMY CLARKSON: IN THE PLUMS !! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The best bit is when James does a double take after Hammond crosses the line
Oh my god. I never noticed that. XD
I just noticed that and I've watched this 100s of times thank you for that 😂😂😂
The owner be like : "Today's sale went great"
We sold the entire shop 😂!
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its 1000% discount hahaha
totally not destroy the market
“In the plums” 😂😂😂😂😂
Hammond swerving that in the first corner + James "Man that was enormous" comment was Comedy Gold 😂😂😂
I lost it when stuff was flying up in the air from Hammond's driving
fake
@@iAdzii No shit Sherlock
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Adzii obviously but still funny
Adzii well...comedy movies,videos are also fake but we still laugh so stop missing it up
What supermarket would let them do this? 😂😂😂😂
AbledBeast Asda
Imagine if it was Waitrose
the one whos getting paid to let em do this
Dollarama
Muhammad Erfee Bin Ismail how would it be walmart you spastic, they're not in the US
James: Every teenager trying to pass their driving test
Jeremy: Every teenager's dream
Hammond: Every teenager's reality
Hammond sliding his car on two wheels was hysterical, one of those "how did he do that?, kind of moments
Girls: let's go grocery shopping
Boys:
Much more fun
Yes
@@joeydr1497 indeed
Drive thru grocery shopping
3:40
James: hits nothing
Jeremy: hits everything
Hammond: hits everything and himself
@@mikaelious9550 Hammond: *smashes everything and crosses finish sideways*
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James: Does the clean
Jeremy: Does the fast
Richard: *Kills the store, brings it back to life and kills it again*
Hammond: AND THEN SOME
I couldn't stop laughing when I got to Hammonds turn, that is the most funniest thing I have ever seen.
i lost it when the last guy went smashing into the food on his first turn
Better title:
Jeremy Clarkson destroys a supermarket with a car, then Richard Hammond cleans everything that Clarkson missed, somehow *_sideways._*
Then Hammond cleans up everything he missed, sideways
Snappy...
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So
Tonight on bottom gear
James uses a supermarket drive through
Clarkson destroys all that is holy
And hammond cleans up
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Let's face it - We would all act like Jeremy if we had the chance.
Shinx990 ah yes I would always want to punch my boss
Defo
Yes yes
I'd go crazier
Waste of food
Jeremy destroyed the whole store 😂
Richard flipped his car
This has gotta be one of the boys best moments ever 😂❤😂 especially CLARKSON
Producer 1: we should rent out a supermarket and have the guys do handbrake turns around the aisles.
Producer 2: good idea but if they break anything we have to cover the damage
Producer 1: make them loose time if they hit something, should minimize the damage...
Should...
But you know that is just a Set?
@@cruz611 It isn't a set. It was an actual supermarket but it was set to have renovations done. Top Gear was the worlds biggest TV show aired to the world and they had a big budget.
@@fuzzface8744 And that isn't a set? All the products standing and laying in the shelves...no renovation looks like that...
@@fuzzface8744 i mean i think you are right, but that is still called a set then
3:57 bottle flip complete
Surely at least one of those landed right way up :P
Yeah xd
@@skod_ abou tit lol
"and across the line"
😆😂🤣🤣
“And into the turn!” *proceeds to ram directly into the display*
3:57 the food is literally flying because of Richard 😂😂😂😂😂
BlazeKing252 I died of laughter at that point xd
That was obviously someone throwing it in the air
Simon Matthews yep
@@simboy1984 yeah
2:58 what it felt like as a kid sliding around the supermarket hanging off the back of a shopping trolly.
1:20 "Missing that, missing that, missing everythi-" I snorted 😭😭
"IN THE PLUMS"
One of my favorite Jeremy Clarkson lines
taken from Michael rosen x)
I laughed so hard when the stuff came flying up and when Hammond came across sideways like never before
Me 2 XD ONLY the hamster would do that and pull it off with such style XD
The cans being flung up into the air on Hammond's turn is the funniest part tbh.
2:35 when he said OH NO! It cracked me up 😂
James's run is every teenager trying to pass their driving test
Jeremy's run is every teenagers dream
Richards run is when a rally car driver gets dementia
wdym "when a rally driver gets dementia"?
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when the rally driver forgor ☠
"They say we've matured during this show, you've gone straight to dementia"
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lol tru
Lol
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F A T A L - T λ C O not enough eggs😂😂and naked thighs
When he crossed the line sideways l seriously lose it 😂😂😂😂😂
2:59 JEREMY CLARKSON: I've gone again... (crashing) ...IN THE PLUMS.
Jeremy: "I've hit the luxury toilet tissues!!"
Me: *cries in 2020*
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“ And some bread “
"in the plums" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Someone needs to make a gif from that
+Neel Parmar or a meme
Clarkson knew it was his chance to whip around a grocery store score be damned
bruh i literally died when hamond crossed the line with his vauxuall flipped sideways LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel bad for the guys who had to count up Jeremys time 😂
they just added 1.3m
@@abramo7700 lol 😂
What about hamond
Average Alien 3
@@abramo7700 1.3 million? xD
That's what he deserves for all that waste (no wonder his lunch went cold)
Damn, these guys never get old
Probably because Hammond dyes his hair xD
Bob Angelo
and the fact he's been 38 years old for more than a decade
Bob Angelo And the fact that he whitens his teeth
1991FordLTD He's a celeb though, compared to others, I'd say what he does it pretty normal. Normal people dye their hair and whiten there teeth and for a guy who featured on shows outside of Top Gear he's gotta look the part, which is why he's in shape too. Honestly Jeremy could use some of that.
oh christ, the guy's only 44. Sir Jack Brabham was just retiring from racing F1 at 44 for pete's sake. Stand down, you reactionary back-benchers
It honestly must be satisfying driving through a supermarket and causing destruction
James: 10 seconds added to time from damage
Jeremy: 1 hour added to time from damage
Hammond: 500000 years added to time from damage
IN THE PLUMS!
Also, Hammond at the end lol
2:29 - it's hilarious when he actually hits the camera.
4:42 That crash sound after he disappeared! Doing it Hammond style
Jeremy's laugh gets me every time
“Things have gone literally ev- ...IVE HIT THE LUXURY TOILETRIES”
Hey vsauce
*Well that aged well*
Little did we know
There are starving kids in Africa that could have eaten that Volkswagen
Now THAT'S funny!
Wtf
GARRY OAK hahahahhahahaha
GARRY OAK or have it because they likely don’t have one they would be happy even with a small car
Bruh wtf
That’s the Valvo Tick lol 😂
I remember watching this exact episode with my dad when I was little
Wow, Clarkson hasn't hit anything that hard since....well, you know....
Drew Mitchel I see what you did there! :)
😂 😂
+Kofi Mayers u are a kid u can not be a youtuber ok I am helping you
+Drew Mitchel Since the house demolition episode...I absolutely understand!
Drew Mitchel oh ha ha ha 😂 that was good
Hammond literally had me crying
I’ve just noticed that the music they use for Jeremy’s lap is the opening theme from Dirty Harry
James: Grand Prix
Jeremy: Vs.
Hammond: Battle Mode.
3:40 - Hammond: (gets sideways and hits something with a loud crash)
Clarkson: (laughing)
May: Gee, that was ENORMOUS!
Wow you watched the video aswell.
“What manner of thing did he do?”
I laughed so hard on James's reaction
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