I have studied this footage for hours and hours and upon my extensive, grueling research, I have reached conclusive evidence, suggesting that this footage (as realistic it may have appeared in its execution) was in fact, fake. Jeremy was not in the car when the car exploded.
Sir ... you beat me to it ... To the untrained eye, it might seem unbelievable that jeremy was not in the car at the time of the explosion; but I second your motion ... Also to be noted, the absence of any external body injuries for the amount of dynamite used can lead us to the one and only conclusion that he in fact was at a safe distance watching ... And as Mr Holmes rightly put it, when you have discounted all other theories the only theory left standing no matter how impossible it would seem is the TRUTH ... Godspeed Mr Gekko, and may you continue using your keen sense of perception for the greater good of humanity ...
+Adnan Kabir hahahaha LOL XD Comedy gold right there xD. I wish most cops with moustaches would say that xD That is is they were born and joined the force with Moustaches xD.
You see if Jeremy was wearing the moustache when his car blew up, it probably would have caught fire, killing both him and the moustache. So what have we learned from this? Wear a high visibility jacket.
They are correct on the mustache thing. You can not concentrate on anything other than your mustache. Got a mustache, got a mustache, got a mustache... I didn't shave mine for about a month and I felt like I was a life support machine for the mustache!
'Cause the drivers of 80's hatchbacks were irresponsible and stupid, they were often chased by the fifty. Uh, James it means five O, as in Hawaii Five-O, it's the police. Yeah whatever...
Ngl, Jeremy looks pretty natural with a moustache. And Hammond looks like a teenager in America. And James just looks like the cop who's two weeks from retirement...
5:02 With James May sitting high up in that machine like that and his voice the way he says “Here he comes”, he reminds me of some sort of Ringo-Starr-narrated villain from Thomas the Tank Engine!
If they had of been driving BMW 535d's they would have also, which is what the police here actually use! These Astra diesels are about 15 years old and were only ever used as inner city patrol cars.
Yeah you're right haha I think only the mets DPG use 535ds. Anyway it's funny because if you compare the 530d to a Dodge Charger police interceptor it actually out performs it in every way!
baron vonrumble They're 530s also, although they're now gradually being replaced with 3.0L BMW X5s. A Dodge Charger would just be too unwieldy and unmaneuverable on European roads for police use, not to mention FAR to thirsty! There's a reason why the USA is in debt!! :P
I'm always annoyed when people call the police '5-0' it doesn't make any sense, Hawaii 5-0 was named like that because Hawaii was the fiftieth state, it doesn't mean 'Hawaii police'.
Haz Hartridge It makes perfect sense, Five-O was a fictional police division that became synonymous with police forces in English speaking countries. The fact that there is a modern, direct link between the phrase, it's origin and it's current use means it makes even more sense than words like 'quack' or 'shrink'.
It still amazes me, the random reason the show was called "Five-0" was because Hawaii was the 50th state in the US at the time, and now Five-0 is a terminology to identify cops.
I don't speak Latin, but I'm sure you got it right. However, given that it's Top Gear, I'd go for the slightly looser translation of "Ambitious but Rubbish."
Tell that to the judge, Sunshine.
my mustache would like to have a word with you
Bollocks.
Got a moustache got a moustache
the 50 are after you
You're Knicked, Sunshine
I have studied this footage for hours and hours and upon my extensive, grueling research, I have reached conclusive evidence, suggesting that this footage (as realistic it may have appeared in its execution) was in fact, fake. Jeremy was not in the car when the car exploded.
Sir ... you beat me to it ... To the untrained eye, it might seem unbelievable that jeremy was not in the car at the time of the explosion; but I second your motion ... Also to be noted, the absence of any external body injuries for the amount of dynamite used can lead us to the one and only conclusion that he in fact was at a safe distance watching ... And as Mr Holmes rightly put it, when you have discounted all other theories the only theory left standing no matter how impossible it would seem is the TRUTH ... Godspeed Mr Gekko, and may you continue using your keen sense of perception for the greater good of humanity ...
Woooooow... how did you find that out?
It totally went over your head, didn't it? Oh boy :/
Sergey Suckmeoff lol
Sergey Suckmeoff no shit shirlock
"They were always chased by the 50" 😂😂😂 classic James
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"Excuse me, sir. My moustache would like to 'ave a word with you" Brilliant
Yes
1:56 has to be the best saying ever invented “my moustache would like a word with you”. Absolute gold lol
excuse me sir , my mustache would like a word with you.
+Adnan Kabir A lot of uncontrollable laughing happened when James said that! haha "You nicked sunshine!"
+Adnan Kabir A lot of uncontrollable laughing happened when James said that! haha "You nicked sunshine!"
+Adnan Kabir hahahaha LOL XD Comedy gold right there xD. I wish most cops with moustaches would say that xD That is is they were born and joined the force with Moustaches xD.
+minitrundle LOL XD comedy classic xD. Like most users in England would say. Your comment has class ;).
You're nicked sunshine
*starts raining*
"The weather has become extremely Welsh"
Painfully true
I grew facial hair just so I could say "Excuse me sir, my moustache would like a word with you"
jimmy bourke I hope it isn’t
Godot can I borrow your laser mask
I mustache you some questions
Godot I thought it was ma'am?
You're nicked sunshine
This is what makes this show irreplaceable.
Ethan Gangar #OriginalTG #GrandTourFTW
Not the show the people
New top gear is terrible
Jeremy, James, and Richard.
Tell that to the judge, Sunshine.
Watching 3 grown men playing cops and robbers never made me feel more entertained
In latin their motto is "Ambitious but Inept"
Supposed to be Ambitious But Rubbish!
Ineptum autem ambitiose
I was scrolling and hoping someone would translate! Thanks.
Brilliant 😂
BBC=bring back clarckson
AHAHHA
Jake Thursby YAS
#bringbackallthree
jason brown they r back on a better car show...
what is it?
You see if Jeremy was wearing the moustache when his car blew up, it probably would have caught fire, killing both him and the moustache.
So what have we learned from this?
Wear a high visibility jacket.
Timur Productions no
Got a moustache, got a moustache, got a moustache...
Max The Maniak r/wooosh
PT belt would do better.
No, a moustache is invincible and will always protect you
"Tell that to the judge, sunshine."
"...driving under the influence of a mustache" HA
Moustache*
Lol
This line always make me laugh doesn't matter how many times i hear it
Top Gear was and even with no new episodes, still is the greatest show ever made.
The greatest show....... in the world
"Tell that to the judge, sunshine!"
Love that every time. xD
Died laughing when he just drove right under the magnet, knew it was coming, but shiiiit hahahaha
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
When the mama used to sing for us to sleep and we were young
Way to butcher the song Hoxha.
"When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out."
Shit song.
Your a shit song
+Jay Rylan your a shit song
Jeremy at 1:53 with the hand gets me every time 😂
They are correct on the mustache thing. You can not concentrate on anything other than your mustache. Got a mustache, got a mustache, got a mustache...
I didn't shave mine for about a month and I felt like I was a life support machine for the mustache!
You got that of Hammond
Scott Dain
I did, but it's true! Can't argue with facts. XD
megadriver6 I don't know about you but my mustache beats your mustache.
got a mustache, got a mustache...
1:21
TGPD
ambitiose sed ineptum
TGPD
ambitious and inept
XD
+Ethan Fleming sed is but, et would be and
+Harry Gasson Meh
+Ethan Fleming Ambitious but rubbish
***** very true
such rubbish
wow topgear
*Ambitious but inept
“They were often chased by the 50” love it 🤣
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'Cause the drivers of 80's hatchbacks were irresponsible and stupid, they were often chased by the fifty.
Uh, James it means five O, as in Hawaii Five-O, it's the police.
Yeah whatever...
Its not like richard said it in the video
+Liam 3889 really? Such a coincidence.
r u thick ?
+1 for the old-school Pittsburgh Penguin logo.
Thpytdpfssieen
They were often chased by the fifty
Err, James, it means Five-0...
say what you want, but James saying "tell that to the judge, sunshine" is one of the best things I ever heard of in this programm :D epic !
James May looks like Albert feckin Einstein
lul
*Oinstoin*
Today on Top Gear: James wears a moustache. Hammond wears a mustache. And I wear a mustache
This was 6 years ago and not a single comment or like?
@@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560 6 months down the line and he has acquired 8 likes!
@@festivve 25 now pal
"Blithering Idiots "
That gets me everytime
1:53 the gesture almost killed me
You're nicked sunshine.
"Excuse me sir, my mustache would like to have a word with you" *dead*
James:"...by 50"
Hammond:"Do you mean 5-0?
Hhaahhahahahhaahh I am dead.....
0:12 as I am from Wales the place is called:
Defence Infrastructure Organisation
Caerwent Training Area
6:00 this was the original invincible title screen intro
was looking for that comment
Excuse me Sir, my mustache would like a word with you
"While under the influence of a mustache"😂
"This car is simply invin-" Jeremy Clarkson
That is the best definition of facial hair I’ve ever heard: “face decoration”
Love how that cap fits Hammond perfectly but doesn’t come close to fitting Clarksons head 😂
4:53 XD his face
I love how its just the same repeated clip too
lol 3:28 "down USA"
Haters gon hate.
...?
Caerwent is used for military training grounds and there is Arabic all over all of the buildings there.
what ?
never mind
NO NOT THE GOLF!
it looks like the golf has been (puts on sunglasses) putted out, YEAAAAAAAAAAAH (I was under the influence of moustache when I made this joke) :P
I'm on team modern hatchbacks and would have a Mk7 over that any day.
Sooo sad! 😭😭😭
I think the one they blew up was a foreign(Left-Hand Drive) MK III that I assume was already written off
"Ambitious but inept" reads the police seal. And that string holding the roof at 6:33
A moustache is not simply that, it's a state of mind.
Absolutely, they are 100% under the influence of a Mustache
Still, better than USA top gear?
Always better than USA Top Gear.
What isn't?...
I honestly cant whatch Usa top gear there is no british accents
niko king
I'm from the states and i find that top gear isn't complete without the british accents and humor that makes the show a classic.
Always better....
5:46 OMG it's so cute!
That happened in Tom & Jerry and everytime it exploded
Isn't it!
Fun fact the soundtrack is from the second expendables film
My moustache would like to have a word with you
ROFL
I was laughing when Jeremy tried to pronounce that Welsh name
0:08
Same 😂
I love it when they kill each other off! It's done so well that it could be convicing lol
You were only supposed to blow the bloody DOORS OFF!
Hmm... CoD fan here.
Jeremy’s “here we go” always makes me laugh😂
No one can replace these three blokes
6:02 This Car is simply Invin- goes to title screen of the show.
2:59 constable hammonds expression 😂
1:59 "you are nicked sunshine" 😂😂
Richard Hammond ⭐️
Jeremy Clarkson ⭐️⭐️⭐️
James May ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Magic Steve .!.
"This car is simply invinci" 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
One of our favourite episodes - ever!
Ngl, Jeremy looks pretty natural with a moustache. And Hammond looks like a teenager in America.
And James just looks like the cop who's two weeks from retirement...
These guys are just so funny. I can not stop watching top gear
Not exactly.
1:41 Slowest Police Chase Ever.
"Totally distracted by his face decoration" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
5:02 With James May sitting high up in that machine like that and his voice the way he says “Here he comes”, he reminds me of some sort of Ringo-Starr-narrated villain from Thomas the Tank Engine!
I couldn't stop laughing when they chased Richard for 5 secondes and didn't actually care to carry on with the chase.
"the 50" hahah i'm in tears!!
Always Wear a high visibility jacket 😂
1:34 : this happens to me every time I start my old opel corsa.
Clarkson face when heading towards the magnet😂😂😂😂
*„Totally distracted, by his face decoration…”*
Meanwhile in another universe, Hammond manages to escape for awhile, but ultimately crashes
To all the NFS-Veterans:
This is how Heat 7 would have been look like.
I have laughed again and again and again at this Top Gear video, these guys are the funny and simply awesome for entertainment!!!
james may is comedy gold in this
Me: can barely grow a moustache
James: You have chosen death
And this ladies and gentleman is what inspired invincible
5:59 *GTA Online in a nutshell*
Oh yeah just got blown up by a God mode jet ahhh! Nice.
if they had been driving chargers jeremy would have been pitted into the ditch in 3 seconds.
If they had of been driving BMW 535d's they would have also, which is what the police here actually use! These Astra diesels are about 15 years old and were only ever used as inner city patrol cars.
baron vonrumble 530s, not 535s! 535s would be rather thirsty lol, even on diesel!!
Yeah you're right haha I think only the mets DPG use 535ds. Anyway it's funny because if you compare the 530d to a Dodge Charger police interceptor it actually out performs it in every way!
baron vonrumble They're 530s also, although they're now gradually being replaced with 3.0L BMW X5s. A Dodge Charger would just be too unwieldy and unmaneuverable on European roads for police use, not to mention FAR to thirsty! There's a reason why the USA is in debt!! :P
baron vonrumble
how so?
Jeremy's moustache is a classic moment to be remembered and a reason to watch those three fellas
When these 3 guys are on a show it should be called....
"Three English Blokes With Too Much Time On Their Hands."
1:25 police?Hell nah..you look more like Pablo Escobar😂
Chased by the 50 lmao
I'm always annoyed when people call the police '5-0' it doesn't make any sense, Hawaii 5-0 was named like that because Hawaii was the fiftieth state, it doesn't mean 'Hawaii police'.
Haz Hartridge It makes perfect sense, Five-O was a fictional police division that became synonymous with police forces in English speaking countries. The fact that there is a modern, direct link between the phrase, it's origin and it's current use means it makes even more sense than words like 'quack' or 'shrink'.
because of the classic cop show everyone who has watched the show identifies the police with the five-o
99!
Richard: it manifested itself
like the last one
James: tell that to the judge sunshine
Richard stood there in that stupid backwards cap with James and Jeremy looks so familiar.
It still amazes me, the random reason the show was called "Five-0" was because Hawaii was the 50th state in the US at the time, and now Five-0 is a terminology to identify cops.
The police saying cracked me up: Ambitious but Stupid
I don't speak Latin, but I'm sure you got it right. However, given that it's Top Gear, I'd go for the slightly looser translation of "Ambitious but Rubbish."
*inept
I love the phrase “face decoration”
Paus at 0:46, you can see that it actually says Fifty on the que card
‘Tell that to the judge, sunshine’
Died laughing when he tried to say Trefniedeath 0:08 😂👌🏻
3:36 for a second I thought I was gonna get Rick-rolled.
Same
1:54 best!
"This car, is simply, invinci........."BOOM!!! LOL
Seeing this, now, in 2020, brings a tear to my eye
Very funny and creative video performed by Top Gear. Well Done!
I miss Jeremy 😩
same
BlueFireJack #GrandTourFTW
SawdEndymon 1312 ikr I watched all the episodes
BlueFireJack l
BlueFireJack RIP Jeremy :(
Anybody watching this in 2019❤️
BBC don't think we forgot you effectively cancelled this glorious show.
Clarkson's the one who beat up his producer because he didn't like the catering.
lmao I love when Jeremys running in the golf he's wearing a neon green cap backwards