Papers, Please But With Death and Taxes

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  • There's only 2 certain things in life, Death and Taxes!
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  • @theirishninjasanimations
    @theirishninjasanimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7175

    Seán: **comes across a word he can't pronounce**
    *"So you have chosen... death."*

    • @agzzradface3113
      @agzzradface3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ba dum tshhh

    • @elijahnelson9069
      @elijahnelson9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@agzzradface3113 actually...
      "Bu Dum Ts*

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@elijahnelson9069 actually...
      Bah Dum Tsss

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Karina! I love sех! Тар on my photo Oh Fuck Off

    • @elijahnelson9069
      @elijahnelson9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@theradiantdehd3997 actually...
      Bu dum braaaaa braaa ba du ba bum bo bum tsss

  • @bunniv9819
    @bunniv9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1939

    Jack: "Every time I had to do anything to anybody, I felt really bad." (Talking about Papers Please)
    Also Jack playing Papers Please: "D E T A I N E D"

    • @j4der4de32
      @j4der4de32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      V Kittel
      Jack: D E T A I N E D
      Guy named E D: 😧

    • @jordancummings1499
      @jordancummings1499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is the moral crux of gamers the games pull you in till you are five stars in GTA just because you want to try to drive a tank.

    • @psychy1366
      @psychy1366 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love this also, septic club?

    • @theblackoutexplorer2658
      @theblackoutexplorer2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe you mean *DABTAINED*

    • @theblackoutexplorer2658
      @theblackoutexplorer2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan Cummings are you talking from experience?

  • @IATEALLTHECHEESE
    @IATEALLTHECHEESE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2604

    Dude: *kicks child out of house*
    Jack: eh he's cool, he can live

    • @theblackoutexplorer2658
      @theblackoutexplorer2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      I like Cheese they worded it in such a way that it was kinda confusing but after reading it again pretty sure that kid was gay and got kicked out

    • @d.j.bauhaus1831
      @d.j.bauhaus1831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      TheBlackoutExplorer That’s what I thought too, and honestly, I think it went straight over Sean’s head. He’s a babey, too pure.

    • @bitscrawford
      @bitscrawford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i wonder if it's because his profession was listed as rector and it didn't really register that he could have an engineering or industrial background

    • @theblackoutexplorer2658
      @theblackoutexplorer2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cats wait what dam

    • @K_J_Coleman_Composer
      @K_J_Coleman_Composer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He had to choose a engineer, or he'd get in trouble

  • @sharethevoix
    @sharethevoix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    Alternate Title: Jack Unleashes His Homicidal Tendencies onto Unsuspecting Video Game Characters

    • @josiah9922
      @josiah9922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YourShareOfTheVoid lol

    • @SkinnyBichus
      @SkinnyBichus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alternative alternate title: Human Male Embodies Humanities Ever Growing Need to Erase Itself From it's own Existence and any Creations of Their own Design.

    • @voidwalkerbowman
      @voidwalkerbowman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No u

    • @hyudsion
      @hyudsion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't that the point of most games?

    • @midmeh
      @midmeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

  • @theprimegamer7086
    @theprimegamer7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2888

    Guy: *thinks about beating his child and kicks him out of his home*
    Jack: *kills only the old people*

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Also jack in first round: kills the much younger one

    • @emieyebrows
      @emieyebrows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      this did kind of piss me off that jack didn't fully understand what he was reading. f

    • @jodiewolfe8110
      @jodiewolfe8110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Yeah it was like he skimmed over the whole part where the guy kicked his son out of the house for being gay. Ik he didnt know what he was reading but it still hurt a bit haha

    • @thekaroutkids
      @thekaroutkids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This is why humans don’t choose

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      He was supposed to kill someone who has a certain type of profession. That person didn't have the right kind of job, unfortunately even though they were a piece of garbage.

  • @arandomperson8646
    @arandomperson8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    "There's only 2 certain things in life, Death and Taxes!"
    and the big question is which one is worse.

    • @astralprophecy2419
      @astralprophecy2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Taxes, obviously!

    • @nahbro3965
      @nahbro3965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      School is worst for kids then death

    • @seansheridan4319
      @seansheridan4319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Taxes. Bold of you to assume I want to live 😂

    • @persona8439
      @persona8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably taxes

    • @undercoverpickl8677
      @undercoverpickl8677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Taxes, since if you were dead it wouldn’t be bad at all, (because you’re dead!).

  • @doodler00p
    @doodler00p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    Jack: "And then he'll be a (die)rector."
    Me irl: *slaps knee

    • @zee1331
      @zee1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me: ba-dum-tss

    • @weirdrose4684
      @weirdrose4684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now that's a knee slapper

    • @DunkleCheese
      @DunkleCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      **dances around in a circle**

    • @marwanbassam9932
      @marwanbassam9932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      When he said that i got out fullscreen and liked the video. Its basically an applause

    • @ichweinichtsss1565
      @ichweinichtsss1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marwanbassam9932 Same here friend,same here(actually had to chuckle a lil XD)

  • @lunamayarts
    @lunamayarts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    Jack: I always felt bad while playing Papers Please
    Also Jack in the past:
    "DAFUCKOUTTAMYLINE!"
    "DETAIIIINED!"
    "ok let's not feed my family"

    • @AJ-epic
      @AJ-epic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Fr tho you couldn't watch for 2 minutes without hearing one

  • @jaydarkheart1485
    @jaydarkheart1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Jack: Why was he carrying lemons?
    Because of when life gives you lemons

    • @Mag-ev8ho
      @Mag-ev8ho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jay DarkHeart dun dun dun dun DUN

    • @MilkyMilkster
      @MilkyMilkster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You make a little demon spawn

    • @ReddCrystal
      @ReddCrystal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like Number.....hold on here...92.

    • @virusoutbreak4989
      @virusoutbreak4989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omfg....

    • @zachernandez1494
      @zachernandez1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought this 😂

  • @mallowfly7655
    @mallowfly7655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    “Shark fin soup and turtle jelly.” “Good boi pile.”
    *Press X to doubt*

    • @Angelbabi3
      @Angelbabi3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Poor turtles

    • @frosteclipse8509
      @frosteclipse8509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      x

    • @hypefinn
      @hypefinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *F has entered the chat*

    • @K4IZ3H
      @K4IZ3H 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XXXXXXXX

    • @neekoorso
      @neekoorso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has to though

  • @nonewem5180
    @nonewem5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    10:09 : "Björn Oortur"
    Me, who has taken about 3 Duolingo lessons in Swedish: "Ah, he is a bear."

    • @groundriot3116
      @groundriot3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Underrated comment 😭

    • @Frida1545
      @Frida1545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      As a swedish person, this made me chuckle

    • @hugojimgren5582
      @hugojimgren5582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      As a Swedish person I can say you are correct.

    • @ShadowMoon878
      @ShadowMoon878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Björn means Bear?

    • @hugojimgren5582
      @hugojimgren5582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ShadowMoon878 yes

  • @lonecourierjoeyv2133
    @lonecourierjoeyv2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    Food service guy:*“Serves shark fin”*
    Jack: “im putting him in the good boy pile”
    Shark fin hunting: *is putting sharks at risk & endangering them*

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      he had to because of the food service background..he could tell the dude was a piece of crap

    • @wolfzmusic9706
      @wolfzmusic9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyffanee Lavely it was a joke

    • @rendomstranger8698
      @rendomstranger8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tyffaneelavely8087 Did he have to? What makes you think that?

    • @kevins.4185
      @kevins.4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@rendomstranger8698 The game said he had too

    • @rendomstranger8698
      @rendomstranger8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@kevins.4185 So? Doesn't mean that Jack has to listen. I'm getting the feeling that a lot of people missed why this game is compared to papers please.

  • @finbarrdarcy5929
    @finbarrdarcy5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    “There are only two certainties in life: death and taxes”
    Queen Elizabeth II quietly chuckles to herself in the corner.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True

    • @creation500_9
      @creation500_9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuck ur right

    • @Braindamagedpotato
      @Braindamagedpotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't remember whose quote that is ?

    • @das3610
      @das3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Recon Duty it’s Finbarr D’Arcy’s

    • @thedingo23
      @thedingo23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The queen will live forever ♾

  • @emmaoftheshire2455
    @emmaoftheshire2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    Jack: “Why is fate buying lemons?”
    Me:”well when life gives you lemons 🥴”

    • @averysavory7409
      @averysavory7409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      *_when lemons give you life_*

    • @pexrox2248
      @pexrox2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@averysavory7409 you make lifeade

    • @roadkillpotato3468
      @roadkillpotato3468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When life gives you lemons you take those lemons and squeeze them back into life's eyes!

    • @daisy-m766
      @daisy-m766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You give those lemons back!

    • @BeautifullyNightmare
      @BeautifullyNightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When life gives you lemons you burn life's house down

  • @rhawkas2637
    @rhawkas2637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    After seeing that he could draw on the papers, I got to wondering, can he black out important information to trick Fate to kill or spare someone against the rules?

    • @ArshdeepSingh-oc1oo
      @ArshdeepSingh-oc1oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Oh my Godd this is so woke

    • @hanshintermann1551
      @hanshintermann1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Daaaaamn, I never thougt of that.

    • @derszatan6109
      @derszatan6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ooh you night be right I want to see this

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He has to test this!

    • @luk7400
      @luk7400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I will buy the game just to test this

  • @alexismaldonado6396
    @alexismaldonado6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Jack: "why am I buying lemons?"
    Me: "wELl whEn LIfE gIvEs yOU lEmOnS--"
    *the vine starts playing*

    • @anomolouscow3761
      @anomolouscow3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When lemons give you life

    • @RocketPropelledGamer
      @RocketPropelledGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! "I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?"
      Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aidan YEAH HE SAYS WHAT WERE ALL THINKING

    • @fermentedoj315
      @fermentedoj315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RocketPropelledGamer First thing I think everytime I see a lemon tbh

  • @alfonczarnowski971
    @alfonczarnowski971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Half of his choices had to do with their names
    Me: *chuckles* I’m in danger

    • @elisampson3150
      @elisampson3150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      hdxhs i shouldnt have laughed but also ur name is powerful, good vibes

    • @persona8439
      @persona8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you're fine.

    • @guusjepostulart9720
      @guusjepostulart9720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think I would have the same problem as you😂

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@guusjepostulart9720 pen name: Augustus Poptart 🤣

    • @SusanneNoren
      @SusanneNoren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im swedish gonna be hard to say my name correctly

  • @StpKiingRss
    @StpKiingRss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    Jacksepticeye: “I’m a Grimm Reaper, I get to decide if people live or not!”
    *Later*
    *SATAN HAS JOINED THE CHAT*

    • @thamerbarnes5546
      @thamerbarnes5546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I would have to send you to hell because you’re so hot I’m saying this if I’m a girl so if I ever become a girl this is what I’m gonna do the girl Grim Reaper

    • @LocalizedGhosts
      @LocalizedGhosts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Anti has joined the chat.*

    • @faith9196
      @faith9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *God has entered the chat*
      *satan and the reaper have left the chat*

    • @MrRee-lq5hm
      @MrRee-lq5hm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We need one more 6 in the like count

    • @exodust3114
      @exodust3114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment meme is over used

  • @reclusive_traveler
    @reclusive_traveler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    Jack: i have very high standards for who lives
    Me:spaghetti
    Jack: oh no you have met all my standards

    • @fam1u
      @fam1u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      NYEH HEH HEH

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *claps*

    • @joeymcm04
      @joeymcm04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *bonetrousle intensifies*

    • @r2d2fromstartrack83
      @r2d2fromstartrack83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i love me some references!

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This tickled my ribcage LOL

  • @dominiknosek3030
    @dominiknosek3030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    "Die-rector"
    That was honestly the best pun I've heard in a very long time.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, me too.. Mostly because of my very annoying sister and her "funny" jokes/puns...

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and the way he looks, nods, and smiles at the camera is too funny, loool

  • @11338325
    @11338325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Jack, ichthyology is the branch of zoology that deals with fishes.

    • @cactussenpai9625
      @cactussenpai9625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Headless Horseman this^

    • @kateyepawtch
      @kateyepawtch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      as a greek, I can confirm

    • @cactussenpai9625
      @cactussenpai9625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kateyepawtch Τώρα τελευταία πολλούς Έλληνες βλέπω στα κομμεντς. Noice noice

    • @foralia9436
      @foralia9436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes! Where's my biologists at?

    • @misc.5428
      @misc.5428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Idk man. Sounds fishy to me

  • @xXProSniper666Xx
    @xXProSniper666Xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Jacksepticeye: "Ichthyology, sounds made up. I GOT MY DEATH STAMP READY!"
    Me: Looks up ichthyology and finds out it's a branch of zoology that deals with fishes.

    • @ameliadriscoll8634
      @ameliadriscoll8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ithyology - good. ARK Survival Icthyornis - BAD send straight to hell!

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll admit, I immediately knew what it was, simply because of Xenoblade Chronicles 2

    • @SilverWolf_-cj4qn
      @SilverWolf_-cj4qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ameliadriscoll8634 F*** THOSE THINGS THEY STOLE MY GOOD RIFLE AND I COULDNT FIND WHERE THEY DROPPED IT AND THEYRE SO ANNOYING TO KILL

    • @captainobvious6779
      @captainobvious6779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fun fact about me. I have ichthyphobia.

    • @PhaethonCrafts
      @PhaethonCrafts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I learned that while playing Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

  • @split2961
    @split2961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    “Wait I like to talk a lot. Oh God do I have to kill myself?!”
    And then Fate says, “Indeed. I am glad you are paying attention.”
    That could not have been more perfect 5:11

    • @TYLERSWIFTSWORD
      @TYLERSWIFTSWORD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    • @dianamaioru497
      @dianamaioru497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn’t even notice until now! Haha, that’s good 😂

    • @-HolySpiritDove-
      @-HolySpiritDove- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Revelations (Bible): Death & Hades
      will be thrown into the Lake of Burning Sulfur
      by those of God,
      during the End Times. 👼❤💫

  • @aurilio5633
    @aurilio5633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Meanwhile, In the Plant Department:
    "...This flower, they will refuse to give any pollen to the bees that land on them."
    ( ) live ( ) die

    • @SnakeChkn
      @SnakeChkn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im thinking kill everything so it makes them have to give pollen
      devious I know (f)live f sort of looks like the symbol they use

    • @MrInternetHermit
      @MrInternetHermit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spoilers!

    • @aurilio5633
      @aurilio5633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrInternetHermit spoiler about whatt??!?!

    • @TheBullet0012
      @TheBullet0012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is a tough choice.. good one !

  • @atomicq3603
    @atomicq3603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    I don’t think Jack realized that the shark fin soup guy was actually an incredibly terrible person

    • @theblackoutexplorer2658
      @theblackoutexplorer2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      quincey murray tbh neither did I ive just stopped thinking about what other people eat because culture but then I remembered *wait aren’t those things almost extinct in real life*

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      he had to choose live because of the food service background., but yeah...it's awful :(

    • @Ahmed_ElSayed01
      @Ahmed_ElSayed01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tyffaneelavely8087 there where another two with a food background

    • @thingsthatgobomb
      @thingsthatgobomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @ahmed sayed, doesnt matter, it was all food service people spared

    • @atomicq3603
      @atomicq3603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@tyffaneelavely8087 yeah. The point of that was to show that sometimes terrible people have to live

  • @sydneylyman8778
    @sydneylyman8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I would love to see Jack do this again, but disregarding the rules and just going based on the person's deeds.

    • @altf4582
      @altf4582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow congrats you made it 8 months without some idiot commenting how its sean not jack when he's said he doent care wich one we call him. Thats an accomplishment

  • @Isabel-mj7nr
    @Isabel-mj7nr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    'restaurant owner"
    Jack: I should read this cause I think he MIGHT have a food background

    • @ViewtifulZeke
      @ViewtifulZeke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      To be fair, you don't have to have any background or qualifications to *own* a restaurant. Owning it doesn't necessarily mean you manage it, or even work in it in any way (although many owners do).

    • @sebdoes
      @sebdoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      but he wanted to know about him. He likes to read all the content of the game he plays.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ViewtifulZeke It's literally a background in the industry; He owns a fecking restaurant, which means he's in the industry.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ViewtifulZeke Even if he's just dipping his feet into the deep depths of the food industry

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sebdoes You misunderstood the comment.

  • @nitrospidergaming7394
    @nitrospidergaming7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Jack: "Ichthyology. You made that up you didn't study that"
    ichthyology: the branch of zoology that deals with fishes.

  • @maxxam4665
    @maxxam4665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    The title speaks tragedy, and I'm talking about taxes, not death.

    • @clownshapiro5119
      @clownshapiro5119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its matter of realising that you want to OOF

    • @Snakeofwrath
      @Snakeofwrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hi Charlie 😅

    • @T-B_22
      @T-B_22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi radio demon

    • @T-B_22
      @T-B_22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey charlie how’s that rehibilitation thing going for ya

    • @boop53
      @boop53 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max Xam badum tss

  • @jack-o-lantern3684
    @jack-o-lantern3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    "your actions have consequences"
    Me: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!

  • @duder7119
    @duder7119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    "Maybe I need to kill him so he can be a die-rector " thats a like for that joke

    • @bacon8tor788
      @bacon8tor788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That nod he did was just yes

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he's already a die-rector as one of the later files refer to a suspected serial killer working in a local church.

    • @akraidiant4078
      @akraidiant4078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rect-em

  • @kitskat671
    @kitskat671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    “Two things are certain in this life: death and taxes”
    Unus annus
    Unus annus
    UNUS ANNUS
    UNUS ANNUS

    • @Sh12pen
      @Sh12pen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ah yes, an intellectual

    • @dreamweaver4183
      @dreamweaver4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ah, Perfect for the ritual.

    • @izscott264
      @izscott264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Emily Rotando there is a TH-cam channel called unus annus ("one year" in Latin aparently) you can go watch their first video to understand what it's about

    • @lacobi_4743
      @lacobi_4743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Momento Mori

    • @HarpyMortem
      @HarpyMortem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Momento mori

  • @Zachattack-nu7lr
    @Zachattack-nu7lr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Jack: There's only 2 things that are certain in this life: Death and Taxes.
    Unus Annus: *Happy Death Noises*

    • @beholdnonsense5100
      @beholdnonsense5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *ominous ticking continues, but with a note of satisfaction*

  • @reversedinfinity6056
    @reversedinfinity6056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "What matters is that they cannot avoid the inevitable."
    Why do I hear Unus Annus chanting?

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    “Everything’s normal I don’t feel good or bad. Everything’s fine”
    *Neutral Janet Approaches*

    • @TheDwarvenDefender
      @TheDwarvenDefender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I KNEW IT. HE WATCHES.

    • @ollie218
      @ollie218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hello. And not hello. it’s nothing to meet you. End of statement.

    • @SirOzinn
      @SirOzinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's rare to see a comment hearted by the almight Jackseptieye

    • @hazardoussauce3080
      @hazardoussauce3080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SirOzinn yes it is

    • @averysavory7409
      @averysavory7409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      don’t remind me 😭 i miss it already

  • @hibamk611
    @hibamk611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Has anyone else noticed that every person he was forced to save (people with food related jobs, technicians...) has articles about them and has done something bad?

    • @Sh12pen
      @Sh12pen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm pretty sure that the Fate guy wants the world destroyed

    • @justinjuenemann7561
      @justinjuenemann7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well fate in mythology were known for denying people of their hopes and desires where in this game fates rules deny you of your Hope's and desires to kill the worst ones

    • @Sh12pen
      @Sh12pen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Jack should play this again and ignore everything that Fate wants him to do

    • @rudolphiscrying7575
      @rudolphiscrying7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sh12pen agree. We all want to watch the world burn

    • @TheHiddenSystem
      @TheHiddenSystem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sh12pen That's actually what turns out in the end. 😂

  • @kimhuffnagle3862
    @kimhuffnagle3862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Jack: “OH GOD DO I WANT TO KILL MYSELF?”
    Jumps back into game: “indeed”
    I feel you hahah

    • @user-ec2wi5fe7b
      @user-ec2wi5fe7b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @legendsneverdie986
      @legendsneverdie986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 likes... NIIIICCCCEEEE

    • @booper7468
      @booper7468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kim Huffnagle MOOD

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh snap, having a heart removed? That's a pretty bad burn by Jack. Or maybe he just hearted the wrong comment, and then removed it, I don't know... But very funny, nonetheless. 😂😂😂

  • @sunrider3238
    @sunrider3238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I wonder if someone can make an animation of this with Jack being the Grim Reaper, Gabby as Fate and BB as Fates cat! That would be so cool:)
    Jacksepticeye the Irish Grim Reaper!

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen0-0
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen0-0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    i thought this said “with death and texas” and i just wasn’t going to question it

    • @Cynararose
      @Cynararose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      smitty werbenjagermanjensen same!! Could be because I live in Texas but I swore that’s what it said. I didn’t question it either

    • @anisaelmatschi
      @anisaelmatschi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never questioned a Thumbnail, I'm used to things like that

    • @JamesieGhost
      @JamesieGhost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it said "Death on Taxes" so I thought it meant a game or scenario that taxes us at death. What would the scenario be like at the Gates of Babylon?

    • @lovealiceninedu76
      @lovealiceninedu76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah i am not the only one to think that

    • @stephh5047
      @stephh5047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Star 123 why are you replying the same, irrelevant thing on multiple comments

  • @dinogirl9673
    @dinogirl9673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Your actions have consequences"
    *Danny Devito meme*
    "So anyway, I started killing"

    • @devadaths2461
      @devadaths2461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *blasting

    • @RepublicOfIraq
      @RepublicOfIraq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@devadaths2461 ah sorry for my utter stupidity not like its supposed to be a joke or anything

  • @izzyh3735
    @izzyh3735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    So you kill the old lady but save the dude who disowned his child for their “romantic inclinations”

    • @theblackoutexplorer2658
      @theblackoutexplorer2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Izzyee Is Tired had to let em live (it was also a confusing read)

    • @bubbz7351
      @bubbz7351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@theblackoutexplorer2658 No he didn't.

    • @cuboUR2D
      @cuboUR2D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@bubbz7351 he had to kill the old lady because she had an industrial background, unlike the dude that hates lgbtq+

    • @bubbz7351
      @bubbz7351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@cuboUR2D Ya I get that but I'm saying that Jack didn't have to let the homophobe live since you can kill extra people.

    • @sparkle033030
      @sparkle033030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@bubbz7351 so its ok to murder someone for their personal beliefs? I don't think being homophobic is a good thing and i entirely disagree but that is my opinion its fucked up that he kicked the child out but you can't just kill people for differing beliefs. It'd be different if he was a homophonic extremist

  • @dariag6955
    @dariag6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Why’d I read the title as “Death and Texas”???

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Our composer's dad keeps referring to the game as "Death in Texas". We love him.

    • @JayStrun
      @JayStrun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I. HATE. TAXES.
      "It's Texas, you idiot!"
      THAT TOO.

    • @emreuygun640
      @emreuygun640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "No, no. He's got a point."

    • @zero-vd8jh
      @zero-vd8jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daria G And Thats on Daniel Caesar

  • @findingliospugolini8979
    @findingliospugolini8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    DID ANYONE ELSE NOT MISS THE FORKLIFT DRIVER NAMED “LUIGI WAH” WHICH JACK KILLED AT 23:06
    Edit: also the toxic waste accident may have come from a FORKLIFT CRASH if you will, sooooooo......

    • @euibincho5213
      @euibincho5213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “What’s the name?”
      “Luigi. Wah Luigi.”

  • @TheEvanDude112
    @TheEvanDude112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    17:24
    Death, shaking his fist with a marker in his hand and fire in his eyes while staring at the “Die” check box. All because there’s a complicated word in the paperwork

  • @blackkaiser7757
    @blackkaiser7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Jack: Ichthyology doesn't exist
    Knowledge of fish: Am I a joke to you?

  • @badboyluvr
    @badboyluvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Game: Your choices will affect the world around you. The consequences of your choices are yours to bear.
    Jacksepticeye: I'm gonna kill this one man for having a name that's really difficult to pronounce!

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a pretty good argument.
      Telling your purpose, stating the reasons

  • @ayupmika
    @ayupmika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    “Papers please, but with death and taxes”
    tldr: life

    • @redthered3242
      @redthered3242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your comment made my day

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your comment made my day

    • @RoBoNinja939
      @RoBoNinja939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your comment made my day

    • @BroomCEO
      @BroomCEO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your comment invented time therefore literally made my day

    • @pugboigamer9591
      @pugboigamer9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      14 Yr olds: ThAT's DeEp

  • @Zero-fd2xi
    @Zero-fd2xi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Jack: stops terrorists in Papers Please
    "I felt really bad"
    Also Jack: Kills some young dude in Death and Taxes
    "I don't feel bad"

  • @throwbjörne
    @throwbjörne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    you killed a guy with the name: "Luigi Wah"

  • @wesleystone6163
    @wesleystone6163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Why is this so heavily cut? I don’t understand why at the end of every sentence you read it cuts some more.

    • @hadeed-_-5678
      @hadeed-_-5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't know, maybe he just said something he didn't want in the video

    • @atmo-sphere6799
      @atmo-sphere6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HORY SHIEEET

    • @hanshintermann1551
      @hanshintermann1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, seems a little uneccessary. I wouldn't have minded it if the video was longer, even if that would have meant that not much happens in it.

    • @yaboi2804
      @yaboi2804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah pretty wierd for jack to have such heavily jump cut eps

    • @Chazzy0x0
      @Chazzy0x0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah the editting seemed really heavy it was actually very jarring and I didn't enjoy this as much because of it. It was perfectly timed cuts it just felt obnoxious and I couldn't get engrossed in the video :(
      Feels bad, I have high standards for Jacks videos so maybe that's why I notice it more.

  • @SquibSquid
    @SquibSquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Sean I love your videos so much because they are such a huge inspiration to me as a small you tuber. Keep it up 👍🏻

  • @artemisthefoul7597
    @artemisthefoul7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When he said “I decide who lives and who dies” and I was like “WHO TELLS YOUR STTOOORRRRYYYY!”

    • @altf4582
      @altf4582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only sean has control on who lives who dies and who tells your story

  • @jacknoble8321
    @jacknoble8321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Nobody:
    Jack: Nobody actually likes maths
    Me: *backing into a corner*

  • @testart2763
    @testart2763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    wow so many people that are in the notification squad, AWESOME!!!! Hope you have a terrific day jacksepticeye it would be amazing if you play some games with Stranger Gamers. That would be awesome!

  • @MurcuryCat
    @MurcuryCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Sean: “We keep humans from falling off. We establish the Equilibrium and keep the Chaos in check. For that reason...”
    My brain: And for that reason, I’m out.

  • @alexoconnell2957
    @alexoconnell2957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    jack: "itkhityology?!- thats made up you didnt study that!"
    me studying ichthyology: "do you have 90 minutes? cus i need to explain this..."

  • @SIKWITTHESTlX
    @SIKWITTHESTlX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    For everyone being like “jack made a suicide joke” with the “do i wanna kill myself?” Part,
    No,
    Youre wrong,
    Going by the choices he made in game the guy he killed had the same description as jack,

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love that you either assumed this would be the case, or all the comments you have seen have been washed away by the time I got here.

    • @SIKWITTHESTlX
      @SIKWITTHESTlX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris East at the time of posting the comments there were like 80/90 posted, and around 20/25 of theme were like “damn suicide jokes?”

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SIKWITTHESTlX I can easily imagine that being the case.

  • @Jonathan-be9sv
    @Jonathan-be9sv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I lost my heart cause I edited the message

    • @BiassedYT
      @BiassedYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And meaningless

    • @stay_safe_eat_cake3595
      @stay_safe_eat_cake3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah man some people crave death, no one wants taxes.

    • @neka_jp2070
      @neka_jp2070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stay_safe_eat_cake3595 people crave death because of taxes

    • @kennyyi1269
      @kennyyi1269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can you feel depressed with this game, when theres some smooooooooth jaaaazz in the background?

  • @jaydenthegonzalez4378
    @jaydenthegonzalez4378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    It’s kinda ironic how He’s basing his decisions almost only on the requirements, however in doing this (like the game states) his actions have consequences. Sometimes, he kills people that have more of an effect on the world then he realizes, and sometimes he spares people that show up on the news feed as doing bad thing, and he doesn’t even realize these are the exact consequences of his actions, putting the requirements over the morals.
    *This truly says a lot about our society*
    -I’m not saying Jacksepticeye doesn’t pay attention enough it’s just something I noticed sorry Jacksepticeye :(

    • @leaflitt3r527
      @leaflitt3r527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I honestly miss when he used to actually pay attention to the stories of the games he played instead of just going blindly, like god of war and the last guardian. Now he just, goes in and doesn't care? Feels like a lot of love the craft once had has been depleted

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I agree. He isn't even "playing" these games anymore. He is just going through the motions and trying to be a comedian. I've been watching a lot more low tier youtubers lately and they still have a passion for the games they are playing. Jack feels like he is just producing a product, and has to get to a brand meeting in 20 minutes. This had NO feeling behind it, no acknowledgment of what the game is trying to put forward. Such a shame. Been a big supporter since he started. I hope he turns his channel around.

    • @haywoodjablowmi1236
      @haywoodjablowmi1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s funny because his character also wonders every day if he is making a difference on the world

    • @kismatpawar
      @kismatpawar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I feel with this game it’s very hard to CARE about what you are doing, what papers please did better is actually presenting the people in front of you, giving you their real time reactions to the choices you make. When it’s just words on paper, there’s no connection or reason to give a shit about the choices you make

    • @goldenking2046
      @goldenking2046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "I'm 14 and this is deep" --jacksepticeye

  • @anomolouscow3761
    @anomolouscow3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Why is nobody talking about the fact that one of the guy's names was Luigi Wah?

    • @Cubsfan_75
      @Cubsfan_75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What 😳

    • @DUSKvsDAWN
      @DUSKvsDAWN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wah was that now?

    • @soulkarver956
      @soulkarver956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's the timestamp?

  • @winton4496
    @winton4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This game is about how death is inevitable.
    Unus Annus: Memento Mori Memento Mori Memento Mori!

    • @alanafras6553
      @alanafras6553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESSSSSS

    • @13thMaiden
      @13thMaiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!!! **Edit: frick my damn phone and it's autocorrect, wtf. XD

    • @S.rosalie.lopez1
      @S.rosalie.lopez1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *four perfunctory claps*

  • @nya6743
    @nya6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Fate: you're making very important decisions on who should live and who should die
    Jack: I could kill BOTH of them! IM THE GRIM REAPER!!

  • @manukai_life
    @manukai_life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I watched the beginning and immediately thought of the phrase “when life gives you lemons” but what if it was... “when lemons gives you life”

    • @wintersun5632
      @wintersun5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to make whole thin out of this just flipping sayings around but to where they actually make sense

    • @charlieporkonsin2149
      @charlieporkonsin2149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When death steal your lemons

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one!

  • @cadenwilliamsllc2967
    @cadenwilliamsllc2967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jack: “and then he’ll be a (die) rector”
    Me:chokes on chip

  • @mollymuffins8777
    @mollymuffins8777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Jack: plays as death himself
    Me: HOLY FEICES DUDE *kickflip*

    • @el.pusheen6499
      @el.pusheen6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot to put the funny in your comment. Or maybe I just can't find it.

    • @WarChaserz
      @WarChaserz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@el.pusheen6499 hes referring to the game called
      Manuel Samuel
      where death speaks like that

    • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
      @GAMINGOBRIEN69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nice reference

    • @el.pusheen6499
      @el.pusheen6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@WarChaserz I'm sorry for causing such inconvenience. Thank you for brighting me up

    • @emilymarley4505
      @emilymarley4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just had flashbacks I didn't want 😂😂

  • @chrisschoenthaler5184
    @chrisschoenthaler5184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    18:05 “the good boy pile”
    Clearly, Jack has no idea how terrible the shark fin industry is.

    • @gabrielhenson5751
      @gabrielhenson5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no he was just following the rules. he knew that the shark fin industry is terrible

    • @a_tc
      @a_tc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      jeez it’s a game calm down

  • @helpmepleaseibegofyou3439
    @helpmepleaseibegofyou3439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    When someone with a strong jaw line and the word “fate” in front of him, you know stuffs about to go down.

  • @GuyFromSomeWorld
    @GuyFromSomeWorld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    9:02
    "Colombia is a distinguished war veteran."
    ...no, Colombia is a country

  • @laughingwithanxiety
    @laughingwithanxiety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Jacksepticeye: no one likes math
    Oddonesout wants to know your location

    • @feepentertainment6752
      @feepentertainment6752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GradeAUnderA wants to know your location.

    • @noah3508
      @noah3508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@feepentertainment6752 Buffpro wants to know your location

    • @ezraprisc
      @ezraprisc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MatPat wants to know your location

    • @Subbingz65
      @Subbingz65 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mathnasium wants to know your location

    • @laughingwithanxiety
      @laughingwithanxiety 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feep Entertainment I see your a man of culture

  • @animeangel492000
    @animeangel492000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "No one really likes math!"
    Me, an accounting major: .... I do....

    • @grim1044
      @grim1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your seriously majoring in accounting props to you. And I'm pretty sure you just need to know the formulas cause you use calculators

    • @silasisaspicyboi7458
      @silasisaspicyboi7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh so your good at understanding the building blocks of reality? Nerd

    • @ashleyjohnson9651
      @ashleyjohnson9651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah yes a fellow accountant major
      Edit: why do we both have bnha avatars,,,

    • @yoinkysploinky5102
      @yoinkysploinky5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me mah is an accountant, I don't know how you do what you do, I would have a seizure

    • @yoinkysploinky5102
      @yoinkysploinky5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@silasisaspicyboi7458 Don't know if compliment....Or insult. You get half a clap. You get a cl

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Two things that are certain in life.
    Death and taxes. Truest words ever spoken.

  • @infinitewonders299
    @infinitewonders299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:30 Actually, my dad is unemployed. He's been working really hard to find a job, but no one wants him.

  • @fragmissle5932
    @fragmissle5932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Let me get back to killing already!"
    -JackSepticeye 2020

  • @hannadrowzee4823
    @hannadrowzee4823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Please please oh PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE! I absolutely LOVED THIS. Was a while since I really enjoyed a gameplay such as this! Definietely buying this when in comes out on steam!

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you so much

    • @hannadrowzee4823
      @hannadrowzee4823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@placeholdergameworks woah are you the developer? 😯 in that case I want to tell you that you've done an AMAZING job and I am so grateful to have been able to see this!! Thank you for your hard work! :D

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hannadrowzee4823 Thank you! So sweet!!

  • @AuthorSharuru
    @AuthorSharuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Doctor:"You have 39 seconds to live, what are you going to do now?"
    Patient:"I'll do my taxes instead."
    Doctor:"wait, that's more than 39 seconds!"
    God:" *I'll allow it.* "

  • @sunwardo7714
    @sunwardo7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So y’all ain’t even gonna note, that In the second day, Jack let a guy who considers beating his kid because they were gay, and then banished them from home? I wonder if anyone else noticed that?

    • @MaplePolarBear921
      @MaplePolarBear921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sunwardo7 7 Yeah, I’m pretty sure he just didn’t understand what it was saying, but that still didn’t feel great to see as a gay person myself 😅

    • @3DMasterST
      @3DMasterST 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guy didn't match the rule.

  • @davidsalgat2370
    @davidsalgat2370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Jack: ichthyology is made up
    Me: check my 8th grade vocabulary sheet

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check my god dam Biology homework

  • @ferocityx8661
    @ferocityx8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    If you are reading this...
    Have a nice day or night! ❤️

    • @brendan9734
      @brendan9734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
      (ノ°Д°)ノ︵ ┻━┻

    • @TheKarret
      @TheKarret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You first!

    • @ssrmythic9087
      @ssrmythic9087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No u😁😊

  • @damienremains1291
    @damienremains1291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    10:03 literally every writer on the planet

  • @realANDROTHEMEDA
    @realANDROTHEMEDA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Two years later, waiting for Sean to play the full game

  • @darthvader7684
    @darthvader7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Björn: is homeless.
    Jack: "These people deserved to die"

    • @michiev
      @michiev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @MPDeity Ew, cringe. Imagine not having any sympathy.

    • @adamstilber8382
      @adamstilber8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      agentsanta47 He ain’t right be he ain’t wrong neither. A lot of homeless people are those who don’t want to work and just to rely on free stuff. Then again, there are homeless people who want to work and make a better life for themselves. Dealing with homelessness is tough because it’s extremely hard to figure out who deserves help and who deserves to rot under a bridge.

    • @themightycongueror8383
      @themightycongueror8383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @MPDeity Aren't you the one making assumptions? Assuming that homeless people do it to themselves, some do sure, but some work really hard, and still can't afford to live in a house, or what about veterans? I guess it's their fault too?

    • @hanshintermann1551
      @hanshintermann1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @MPDeity Not everyone can just find a better job, dude.

    • @hanshintermann1551
      @hanshintermann1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adamstilber8382 I think you should see a psychologist if you think that laziness would mean that someone deserves to "rot under a bridge".

  • @HeadCannonPrime
    @HeadCannonPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Game: Person 1 is old. Person 2 owns a bike shop. Person 3 wanted to beat their child for being gay but instead threw them out of the house.
    Jack: I'm going to base this one on AGE!
    Me: -_-

    • @DeathJ0ckey
      @DeathJ0ckey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't blame person 3 :D gay people disgust me as well

    • @procrvstinvtion8479
      @procrvstinvtion8479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it just flew over his head. I had to pause it and read to make sure I understood it correctly, he didn’t seem to really be paying attention to the game at all and was rushing somewhat

    • @NamesBondHavingStronk
      @NamesBondHavingStronk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't the game say to kill someone with engineering profession? Y'all are so observant on him missing that, but you also missed the fact that the note said he had to kill someone who was not in the field that other guy was in

    • @Catjamfan
      @Catjamfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It feels like he is oblivious or does not care.
      He also let shark-fin soup idiot live and did not care about any consequenses.
      And im not buying the "game does not make you care cause its just words on paper"-stuff...
      The moment shark-fin came up: i would have marked him for death.
      Thats playing from my views and opinions, then if you play it a second time you can do achivements or whatever.
      This feels like he just isnt there...
      Soulless almost.

    • @SaigesArstgo1031
      @SaigesArstgo1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Catjamfan and you would've been reprimanded. Thats the whole point. The game purposely made the restaurant people terrible in the "spare restaurant professions" One to fuck with you

  • @ZENON1021
    @ZENON1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Title:
    Me: *Remembers all the death and taxes in Papers, Please* “So it’s Papers, Please”
    Game: “Well yes, but no”

  • @buddyboythe5393
    @buddyboythe5393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Person: *has a hard to say name or bio*
    Also that person: “why do I hear boss music”

  • @easterbat
    @easterbat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i love how jack feels less bad about killing people then not letting them into his country

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Than, then is for time, and than is used when you compare something, which it is in this case. 👍😉

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, the emotional weight that papers please puts on you is a LOT greater than this game

    • @easterbat
      @easterbat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BeatNoLogic thank you :)

    • @easterbat
      @easterbat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jacksepticeye true, that was a lot of stress there

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacksepticeye What are you doing up at this hour, I know we're roughly on the same time, maybe just one hour different, one way or the other? (Meaning it's 3 - 5 in the night/EARLY morning.)

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *Grim Reaper be like:* GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

  • @jazz93E
    @jazz93E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Seáns neighbours: why is he yelling hail pretzels

  • @insaneraven2669
    @insaneraven2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Did anyone else see that “a self-prescribed chemist” aka a druggy get to live over a guy helpin the troubles 🤔😅

  • @kaylie-grace
    @kaylie-grace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “when life gives you lemons”... life/fate ran out of lemons to give people so they had to go buy more

    • @Tersina
      @Tersina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      !! Thank you for this little treasure. It didn't click until now.

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “Death and Taxes”
    Ah, yes, life simulator

  • @15thTimeLord
    @15thTimeLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fate: "We shall see what you are made of..."
    Me: "LEMONS!" "I AM MADE FROM CITRUS!"

  • @wowwut7538
    @wowwut7538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “In papers please I felt bad aaaall the time.”
    “DETAAIINED!”

  • @marwanmoussa5877
    @marwanmoussa5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “I have been killing humans since the day i was born “ jacksepticeye 2020

  • @parasyte928
    @parasyte928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I JUST HAD A WEIRD GLITCH WHILE TWO VIDEOS PLAYED AT ONCE AND I JUST HEARD EVERYTHING LIKE
    Jack: i was just-
    Background noise: *screaming and chainsaw noises*
    Jack: this was sold to me as a pretty rock and roll game
    Background noises: *explosions, screaming, and chainsaws*
    Jack: what the hell is happening
    Me: THATS WHAT IM ASKING
    THESE NOISES PLAYED THRIUGH THE WHOLE THING. IM CRYING MAN I JUST THOUGHT JACK WAS PLAYING A GAME AND HE DECIDED TO KEEP SUPER LOUD SOUND EFFECTS IN FOR COMEDIC EFFECT FKSNKFNEOSW

    • @datvi8778
      @datvi8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For my literature homework, I had to write a (preferably) funny play. And I wrote a sketch which had the same thing you experienced. It had a kid watching videos on TH-cam but receiving mixed messages because he forgot to turn off the video at another tab.

    • @parasyte928
      @parasyte928 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Datvi That’s amazing

  • @_Wing_Dings_
    @_Wing_Dings_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely love the fact that the game keeps everyone gender neutral. Everyone is “they/them/ their etc”.

  • @stuartthehuman5280
    @stuartthehuman5280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *Jack inadvertently murdering sharks and customers of people he has saved*
    Jack: “Killing is fun!”

  • @iamxues4577
    @iamxues4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I hate myself for laughing at the "DIErector" joke

  • @ReleasedHollow
    @ReleasedHollow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jack: Icthyology, that's made up, you didn't study that.
    Fish biologists everywhere: _calm self reflection on their life choices_

  • @danaepeters6019
    @danaepeters6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    13:28
    When you wanna be a math teacher. I feel attacked 😂

  • @karolosbare8150
    @karolosbare8150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Being death is awesome."
    -Jacksepticeye