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  • @destinysdestiny7173
    @destinysdestiny7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    Plot twist,
    the cat is the one talking, the man holding him is just his servant

    • @Ancillae95
      @Ancillae95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Just like that one episode of old power puff girls. LOFL

    • @Jade-cs6ww
      @Jade-cs6ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Or that one Futurama episode

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So, Dr Klaw?

    • @lucashallo4760
      @lucashallo4760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok

    • @superfire6463
      @superfire6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Destiny's Destiny
      It would be a plot twist if it wasn’t the cat

  • @checkmate5768
    @checkmate5768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5006

    Okay but literally, his voice for Fate is so good.

    • @queenz3553
      @queenz3553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mystical Rainbow omg thank you!! I was hoping someone else would say it.💯😂

    • @Norable426
      @Norable426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Remove “for Fate” And it’s still a true statement

    • @CyanKnight96
      @CyanKnight96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everyone here speaks the truth

    • @kingbeastu
      @kingbeastu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@CyanKnight96 his voice is good for anything

    • @checkmate5768
      @checkmate5768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Norable426 I didnt know the name of the character, so I just assumed it was Fate, sorry 😕

  • @trilliongold
    @trilliongold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2045

    "Kill the engineer"
    Mark: Surely it can't be the guy who engineers stuffs

    • @koltrol4370
      @koltrol4370 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I wonder, did he need to kill anybody? I mean the rules only stated to mark a person, not mentioning anybody needing to die. But maybe I‘m just overanalysing. So if anybody has played the game, I would love to know if Mark was required to kill anybody!

    • @brix-rb9dg
      @brix-rb9dg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @koltrol4370 Yes, you have to mark a person or else you can’t move on. And if you don’t kill anyone you get fired for insubordination

  • @WORMPONY
    @WORMPONY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    Fate: [insert speech here]
    Mark: **listening dramatically**
    My attention: c a t

  • @VioVanHelsing
    @VioVanHelsing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2413

    "I wanna go out in a tragic jetpack accident!"
    **Me, thinking of Unus Annus** : "Don't do it, Mark."

    • @confusedzekora
      @confusedzekora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't do it or you might die your own words mark-

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Vio Van Helsing this whole play through felt like an unus annus video

    • @durian7717
      @durian7717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The disclaimer song woulf be perfect for this

    • @retroliar
      @retroliar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't try it, he has the high ground

    • @mastercheifgame9000
      @mastercheifgame9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't try this at home, if you do you might die. This is our disclaimer, pleas don't be that guy. Just let us do the thing you want to do. Be safe for me but be safe for you. Did du dududu duh

  • @TheLichruler
    @TheLichruler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8352

    Hey Mark, I played this demo today myself. During the second day, I got a person named Mark, who had a last name very similar to iplier... And the person looked like you. And had a substantial online video following. Also a background in engineering. Yeah, it was that universes version of you.
    The second day required me to kill anyone with engineering background.
    Sorry Mark. Gotta pay the afterlife bills.

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

      God I know it's unlikely but I wish he'd see this. I can just imagine him going back, spending hours and hours combing through the game just to find his character. Not like he's ever done *that* before- *cough* Ichiban *cough*

    • @oreore949
      @oreore949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      At 44:14, he kills Samuel Van Seelac, a reference to Wilford Warfstache. It's a picture of Warfstache, talking about his job as a reporter and a vaguely 'tragic past'.

    • @nightmarestuffy7832
      @nightmarestuffy7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      TheLichruler probably was mark wire

    • @novustalks7525
      @novustalks7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ore, Ore I wish mark would do more warfstache videos

    • @Oakenwarrior
      @Oakenwarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@oreore949 It is a reference.. but not to Wilford Warfstache >_>

  • @oooohshiny8134
    @oooohshiny8134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Fate: It saddens me to have wasted *precious resources* on summoning such a disappointment. Hopefully the next Death Spawn will have some merit. Good-bye.
    Mark: *Is made of lemons*

  • @marcusmiller5811
    @marcusmiller5811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    This just proves how great of a voice actor Mark would be

  • @aWildKITsune
    @aWildKITsune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4190

    Mark: "he's definitely an engineer"
    Also Mark:"this doesn't tell me any of their backgrounds! They must all be engineers!"

    • @seamusroryorion8192
      @seamusroryorion8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      this was most frustrating lmao

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      oh that cawker app is Twitter

    • @-_-murilo2865
      @-_-murilo2865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ENGINEER!

    • @IdkIdk-go2fd
      @IdkIdk-go2fd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It didnt matter who he killed -_- he coulda just let m all live

    • @IdkIdk-go2fd
      @IdkIdk-go2fd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It said: mark a person, not mark a person with the marker of death

  • @jeezuhskriste5759
    @jeezuhskriste5759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4173

    Special rules: kill all the doctors
    Mark: doesn’t kill all the doctors

    • @roaringthunder8069
      @roaringthunder8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @JammyBatYT not 18. 32.

    • @ritamatos748
      @ritamatos748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He didn’t kill de imonologist and now se have corona vírus

    • @rhianna9659
      @rhianna9659 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wha

    • @mayethmallo6594
      @mayethmallo6594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ritamatos748 The way you spell makes this even better 🤣

  • @benjaming.8368
    @benjaming.8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    News: "woman accidentally rams ex-husband with car"
    Mark: "Only good news!"

  • @luvbear4432
    @luvbear4432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Okay but for real though...
    Mark's acting voice is really, like REALLY good. Chills. Literal chills.

  • @hellfiregaming1241
    @hellfiregaming1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2476

    *Teacher*: Now kids what did we learn today?
    *Class*: DONT GIVE MARK A DEATH NOTE

    • @kanetashadowfall4569
      @kanetashadowfall4569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This comment is perfect

    • @zakariaahmadfauzan926
      @zakariaahmadfauzan926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Don't give ryuk idea

    • @vidalial.1999
      @vidalial.1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol that was great

    • @Heroinedown
      @Heroinedown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      On the contrary, he would stop overpopulation before it even becomes a problem. I just hope I would be part of the survivors who get to recreate the world with some good looking girls.

    • @nyxarachne663
      @nyxarachne663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Heroinedown I don't want to sound presumptuous, but I think Mark would write your name first.

  • @EricFryarJr
    @EricFryarJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15154

    Mission: kill a guy with an industrial background.
    Mark: kills a 73 year old who loves birds and wrote books.

    • @mr.vargas5648
      @mr.vargas5648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

      Darkiplier.

    • @fayefillet1559
      @fayefillet1559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

      Mission: kill 2 young people and anyone with a medical background
      Mark: *let's the immunologist live*

    • @zenhakuden
      @zenhakuden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Mark would make one hellofa Kira

    • @snakekingjexxy
      @snakekingjexxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I am screaming in frustration

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      well.. uh.. oops. happens to the best of us! >_>

  • @arjjive582
    @arjjive582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Rule: kill the one with a background in industrial engineering
    Mark: *kills the man who watches birds*

  • @_MoonlitStudios_
    @_MoonlitStudios_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    My dumbass thought we were the cat💀

    • @FUBARguy107
      @FUBARguy107 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      My high monkey brain did the same thing for a moment 🍁

  • @thenewgeneration2378
    @thenewgeneration2378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2703

    Most people's choice: Rich kid that retired early
    The right choice: Brake modifier
    Mark's choice: Old birdwatcher

    • @anonymouscletus
      @anonymouscletus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      The New Generation I knew I wasn't the only one who knew the right choice. Mark is great but sometimes he is so dumb🤦‍♂️

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah it was *FUCKED* up

    • @Anomalous-Plant
      @Anomalous-Plant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He killed the nicest person :(

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh that cawker app is Twitter

    • @johnnies.verton4432
      @johnnies.verton4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @AlienZGamer no, be gone!

  • @melodyastarsia1851
    @melodyastarsia1851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5005

    “You’re the marker of death. You mark people to die”
    Me: He’s a MARK APPLIER
    Much funnier in my head.

    • @iristhorne6521
      @iristhorne6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Preach lol

    • @Chronicler9
      @Chronicler9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I give props XD kept thinking "Mark them" was comical by his name, but I did not catch this obvious joke. Kudos lol

    • @Lightforeverandever
      @Lightforeverandever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You lady are cute. u.u
      (Please dont get angry)

    • @allinorris
      @allinorris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Underrated comment 😂👏

    • @jobroho9565
      @jobroho9565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Made me laugh out loud for some reason

  • @Retinetin
    @Retinetin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Mark in the beginnning: "I'm not KILLING people right? I mean I'm making the choice but I don't WANT them to die"
    Mark haflway through the video: 27:33

  • @goldenpig6453
    @goldenpig6453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "I'm pissing out a fresh glass, I slug it down with a couple ice cubes!"
    -Markiplier, 2020

  • @thebadishradish
    @thebadishradish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2649

    He said “Das Rad!” about the bike guy, which is funny cause das rad means “the bike” in German

    • @craigieburke
      @craigieburke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He probably meant It

    • @ivey
      @ivey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I dont think he meant that lol

    • @ACLearn
      @ACLearn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      He did study German for a little while back in (I think it was 2017 or 2018), so he might have meant it.

    • @ivey
      @ivey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Either he meant it or he meant to say "thats rad"

    • @rubybrunker7491
      @rubybrunker7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ivey
      double entendre perhaps

  • @WednesdayWarriors
    @WednesdayWarriors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7216

    Markiplier’s voice makes this game feel more like an animated movie

    • @raven_the_demon
      @raven_the_demon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      His voice makes *everything* feel like an animated movie. His voice is amazing, that's why

    • @TheBluxie
      @TheBluxie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      L O N C C F A C E

    • @WednesdayWarriors
      @WednesdayWarriors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@raven_the_demon True, he should do audiobook readings, might actually use the 8,000 youtuber Audible promo codes out there

    • @yourlocaltherapist8661
      @yourlocaltherapist8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wednesday Warriors have you listened to The Edge of Sleep. It’s amazing. His voice acting is so good.

    • @trinalps
      @trinalps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wednesday Warriors yeah... that’s the point of Let’s Plays

  • @oooohshiny8134
    @oooohshiny8134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I'm going to be truthful here. I have heard voice actors, actual, employed, voice actors, that did a worse job at their voice than Mark is doing at Fate's in this video.

  • @edwardcole4732
    @edwardcole4732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Mark should play this again, it's a full game.

    • @lazypanda4079
      @lazypanda4079 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YESSS!!!

    • @samiasmith551
      @samiasmith551 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope he does; I would like to see the whole playthrough.

  • @XhyRobtic
    @XhyRobtic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8349

    Alternative title : "Markiplier flirts with his Boss and kills people for 47 minutes"

    • @kaylapowell2793
      @kaylapowell2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @{Xhyphontic} Yes.

    • @Zer0_Assassin
      @Zer0_Assassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      you are like Eminem,.....
      "we dont wanna hear you spit the facts-"

    • @kowloonfox1190
      @kowloonfox1190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I mean I would-

    • @rainbowdog8915
      @rainbowdog8915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Heck yeah

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That should have been a live action choose your adventure series.
      Working with Markiplier.

  • @superkevin_021
    @superkevin_021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Jack: What kind of names are these?
    Mark: These names are perfect.

    • @adamfroisland203
      @adamfroisland203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      There's a potential to get a person named "Luigi Wah," and I was so wishing he would get that person

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adamfroisland203 You and me both. 😂

  • @rachelingram4143
    @rachelingram4143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I had a history teacher, and his response to many of our questions was “all you have to do is die and pay taxes.”

  • @cocooavu2907
    @cocooavu2907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    2:35 i swear his voice is perfect for voice acting or am I just obsessed with that laugh

    • @oooohshiny8134
      @oooohshiny8134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Either or really.

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark is great at voice acting and acting in general.

  • @smleeish
    @smleeish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    "The humans, you see ... Are constantly on a path to the Great Dying."
    Me (whispers): *Unus Annus*

    • @spaceboxpilot
      @spaceboxpilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the chant

    • @josephstalin8267
      @josephstalin8267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm more of *COMU NNISM*

    • @labrador81meep54
      @labrador81meep54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josephstalin8267 .... I see this comment... right when I'm learning about Cold War...

    • @scoutintime
      @scoutintime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Memento Mori.

    • @letmesleep6056
      @letmesleep6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      u n u s a n n u s u N u S A N N U S

  • @julietherr4085
    @julietherr4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    When Mark thought he was Fate: "WHAT A NEEERRD."
    When Mark found out he was Spawn 26: "Oh hello, boss! I love my job! I'll do anything for you, boss. I live to please you."

  • @JasminemPolyanthum
    @JasminemPolyanthum ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Mark's voice ought to be a Controlled Substance.

  • @AIienFromMars
    @AIienFromMars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Damn Mark's voice acting for Fate is perfect on this

  • @cyrus2430
    @cyrus2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5382

    game: kill any human with a medical background.
    mark: *lets the immunologist live*

    • @danielrollins7426
      @danielrollins7426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I just got to that part and had to find the comment that mentioned it. Thank you

    • @packwolf445
      @packwolf445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Plastic surgery is medical

    • @mauve00
      @mauve00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Plastic surgeon is more medical than immunologist.

    • @chelseahalliwell9533
      @chelseahalliwell9533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@mauve00 it says to kill anyone with a medical background so I think he was probably meant to kill both

    • @ockinho1695
      @ockinho1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mauve00 u've just written so much shit😂

  • @2230yt
    @2230yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3676

    “Want some lemonade? It’s fresh pissed!”
    -Markiplier

    • @alexrivas1993
      @alexrivas1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Im glad I'm not the only one who heard it 😂

    • @b.o.b8857
      @b.o.b8857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Meet the sniper

    • @krystalharwood6359
      @krystalharwood6359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sasquawtch piss!

  • @orbitalchaos8049
    @orbitalchaos8049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    27:00 I feel bad for Jewel Grey. It said substance abuse in the PAST. Poor dude.

  • @goldenleif
    @goldenleif 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I've played the actual game with voice acting and Mark's voiceover is remarkably similar to the actual voice in-game

  • @Sullivanwicca
    @Sullivanwicca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Fate: You're not supposed to kill every one!
    Grim Mark: Death comes to us all!
    Fate: What?
    Grim Mark: Memento Mori!

  • @dp6769
    @dp6769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2889

    Mark: "I'm the dude with the glasses? What a NERD!"
    Also Mark: *literally wearing lasses*

    • @Lewd-Tenant_Isan
      @Lewd-Tenant_Isan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Damn *lasses*

    • @spudkingxd4843
      @spudkingxd4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lewd-Tenant_Isan thats a fat lass

    • @oooohshiny8134
      @oooohshiny8134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Simply a minor detail. Mark is never a nerd.

    • @dekudeku5520
      @dekudeku5520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oooohshiny8134 sauce for pfp

    • @catsanddog521
      @catsanddog521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol yeah

  • @Jerry_F
    @Jerry_F 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Anyone interested in this game, there’s a similar book named “Scythe” where in the future death doesn’t exist so they need a group of reapers to do it

  • @an_fiach
    @an_fiach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:46
    *sigh* No, as in 'caw' like the sound made by crows and ravens, the birds associated with death

  • @matchstyx4866
    @matchstyx4866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    I played this game and I got a character named "Mark. F. Plier" unfortunately he was an Engineer... so oops he had to go

    • @leanapelagio6754
      @leanapelagio6754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They missed the Opportunity

    • @chickenstrips3247
      @chickenstrips3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's so weird

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw someone else comment something similar, though they didn't say the exact name they got. Perhaps it's the same character? It was on day 2 just like yours, so unless you copied their comment, that's probably a prototyped character (as opposed to randomly generated)and might be a reference

  • @Skymoc4
    @Skymoc4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Mark: WHAT A NERD
    Also Mark: *looks like the guy in the game*

  • @bananathebeezu8732
    @bananathebeezu8732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    29:11
    “ I don’t neeeeed know”
    Earlier in the game: “THEY DONT HAVE BACKGROUNDS ON THIS PAPER”

  • @theexodeus
    @theexodeus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    22:35 “maybe you can find a way to forge this into a life thing” the absolute burn.

  • @zFrostbyte.
    @zFrostbyte. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Mark during videos where funny things happen: Nothing
    Mark when a guy sighs: *giggling intensifies*

    • @Josh0205
      @Josh0205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anna! I love sех! Тар on my photo BET

    • @3van04
      @3van04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your Left Hand what

    • @Endilia
      @Endilia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that ladies and gentlemen is the logic of Markiplier.

  • @BigBean987
    @BigBean987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    "There are 2 things in this world that are certain, Death and Markiplier being confused by his own incorrect choices in a game."
    Alexander Hamilton probably.

    • @vanessamorales5851
      @vanessamorales5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you Big Bean, very cool!

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow we're really getting spammers in youtube. What a time to be alive.

    • @otakuwithinsomnia6465
      @otakuwithinsomnia6465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexander would totally have said something like that tbh

    • @yubikyu
      @yubikyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @AlienZGamer You really just posted this on any comments near the top smh. Shouldn't people like a video because they....like it? Not because someone is desperate for likes? Why are the likes even important? Can't you just enjoy doing TH-cam for what it is?

    • @ahacker3385
      @ahacker3385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @AlienZGamer
      "Yeet lmao" are you 13 or 30?

  • @andresrivera1911
    @andresrivera1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    37:37
    "I lemonaded" "u want some"😂

    • @Takejiro24
      @Takejiro24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Part got me wheeeeziing 😂

  • @tackyxtina
    @tackyxtina 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    19:41 Mark's "sounds like someone's on the naughty list" had me dying. I swear I watched that part like 10 times haha

  • @Spetia
    @Spetia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

    Alternative Title: Darkiplier does his part time job

    • @theboogeyman2590
      @theboogeyman2590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Miss Vidzy i kinda want this to be a thing now

    • @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen
      @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      69th like... You're welcome.

    • @voidspawn8593
      @voidspawn8593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know im late but I feel like dark would be fate

    • @LocalLibertarian
      @LocalLibertarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I went from moral machine to this

    • @navia_png6939
      @navia_png6939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@voidspawn8593 I agree. especially the voice mark gives him. beautiful! 🥴

  • @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824
    @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    “Looks like someone was doing operation mid skydive.”
    Surgeon Simulator: 👀

  • @supersophisticated9943
    @supersophisticated9943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    37:30 "Aww.. I lemonaded.. *want some?*

  • @Aleph_Nulll
    @Aleph_Nulll ปีที่แล้ว +6

    His laugh at 2:33 sent chills down my spine.

  • @amsnek6162
    @amsnek6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    Cawker is like Twitter but instead of being based on “tweet”, it’s based on “cawk”, which is the sound ravens tend to make, as ravens symbolize death

    • @thebiggestofchungi3538
      @thebiggestofchungi3538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I like cawk

    • @maxboyd7350
      @maxboyd7350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Nice cAWK

    • @buddhahart3
      @buddhahart3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You may have looked a little too far into this, but I'm glad you did.

    • @10jimmy
      @10jimmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i liked marks version more

    • @stanhogenelst2555
      @stanhogenelst2555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@buddhahart3 uhm... Don't think you'd need to research to understand this joke, cause the symbol of the 'app' is literally a raven.

  • @fonceas512
    @fonceas512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    This just adds to the fact that Mark could be a voice actor.

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Check out The Edge of Sleep! I listened to it on Spotify but it's available lots of places. It's so good!

    • @ndzhelin2651
      @ndzhelin2651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He IS a voice actor

    • @Arthur-mn1yd
      @Arthur-mn1yd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly

    • @lordstrnge3493
      @lordstrnge3493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@judestarbabypup YES!!! I have binged that series several times and am still blown away by Mark's performance!

    • @sarahleeming8408
      @sarahleeming8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lordstrnge3493 WHY are you two talking about music in some random comment?

  • @nyran_the_kitten1758
    @nyran_the_kitten1758 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This game reminds me a lot of the ‘Arc of a Scythe’ series. Especially the part where it says “Mark a human with an engineering or industrial background” sometimes the ones who are killed (or “gleaned” as they call it in Scythe) are killed for a reason, while others are seemingly random and it reminded me of when Rowan (Scythe Lucifer) was receiving his training to become a scythe

  • @AllTheBrightPlaces1231
    @AllTheBrightPlaces1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    *Mark would be a great voice actor*

    • @Sparkle-hn1vr
      @Sparkle-hn1vr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he voices in an awesome spotify podcast horror story. Its called the Edge of Sleep. Hes the main character. Youre welcome.

  • @jamescolachis8454
    @jamescolachis8454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    I just noticed that the thing with lemons is a joke about “when life gives you lemons”

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He also somehow made the action of peeing as "lemonading" and now I can't drink lemonade anymore without thinking about that (37:38)

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Get mad at life and yell “I don’t want your damn lemons!!!”

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LordDaret Demand Lifes manager!

    • @durian7717
      @durian7717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, really?

    • @kierarodriguez75
      @kierarodriguez75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your profile pic with your comments made me laugh

  • @jacksongrant1450
    @jacksongrant1450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    Fate: "Well, I'm very busy tonight so you may go home"
    Mark: "surethingthanksbosswantsomelemonade? F R E S H P I S S E D"

    • @IamSnooners.
      @IamSnooners. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hooked On Chronics lol

    • @Sy-dj2ci
      @Sy-dj2ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fresh squeezed straight from the devil's lettuce

    • @sumwump2287
      @sumwump2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      23:20

    • @thepeepeepoopooman2194
      @thepeepeepoopooman2194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      want some lemonade? its warm, cold, and freshly pissed

    • @Buzzing_Bumblebees
      @Buzzing_Bumblebees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thepeepeepoopooman2194 and I said no thanks and I waddled away.

  • @waterlillytherainwing960
    @waterlillytherainwing960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm casually sitting here painting lemons and Mark just keeps talking about lemonade

  • @unlucky4983
    @unlucky4983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Has anybody considered that Markiplier could be a voice actor as his second job this dude is freaking amazing at doing the voices for the different characters.

  • @IcyRegret64
    @IcyRegret64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    Nobody:
    Jackson P Ortega: *Has a bad day*
    Mark: i see you have chosen DEATH

    • @ellisgames5648
      @ellisgames5648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jackson look like mark

    • @Mast3rBeta
      @Mast3rBeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "You're already in the deep end, so why not go deeper???" *Death*

    • @liamcoy5865
      @liamcoy5865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no its:sounds like someone wants to dieee~

  • @pay2cusername845
    @pay2cusername845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Mark: “This guy experiments with brakes, that’s pretty rad.”
    A minute later
    Random kid: x_x
    Mark: “I knew it, that a$$hole experimented with brakes!”

    • @inconnn
      @inconnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean to be fair the thing said it was because of faulty brakes

    • @ChrisB-25
      @ChrisB-25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you read it or even listen to mark? the game clearly said because of experimental brakes

    • @cammack052
      @cammack052 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark doesn’t believe in the future of brakes

  • @Majora404err01r
    @Majora404err01r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "the only things constant in this world are death and taxes, luckily i've got both!" -Skeleton Merchant, Terraria

  • @TheRedBeet
    @TheRedBeet 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love watching mark play these like, the 5.8% of people who haven’t started a game yet: 💀

  • @i_inf0din254
    @i_inf0din254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    I am pretty sure Jack got the raise when he played this, there was a dialog option or something that said "wait, I am suppose to get paid for this?" or something like that and then Fate is like "oh yeah.. must have been an oversight, here you go" and he gives you coins that you can store in your desk drawer.

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jf Kaks Seem like someone visited Shadebase recently ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think its because Jack followed the rules given to him.

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Correct! But, Jack was also on a full version of the game while Markiplier is playing the demo (we just hope he checks his mailbox to get the full version of the game >_>)

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Death and Taxes Game ayyyy wassup

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Death and Taxes Game yeah I really hope he does too. The game is actually pretty cool! Nice job

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Fate: I understand all this death must be weighing on you
    Mark: Nah, boss, I’m feelin’ great! Can I work overtime?
    Fate: ....

    • @Nuruhraven
      @Nuruhraven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XD I'd say 'sure' if I was Fate lmao

  • @maciej4250
    @maciej4250 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    31:48 I love this moment when Metroman says "And I love you, random citizen!", such an iconic line. It really shows us much about Metroman's character.

  • @TheAwesomeGamerNoob
    @TheAwesomeGamerNoob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    42:46
    94.2% of players have the 'started game' achievement...

  • @jessegd6306
    @jessegd6306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    "Some sort of a medical calamity, maybe. Like an epidemic?"
    mmmmm, sounds about riiiiiight...

    • @libbybaxter6392
      @libbybaxter6392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I was just thinking that so much of this points towards the pandemic

    • @ultrasourlemons9151
      @ultrasourlemons9151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ‘Stimulus halted’ ‘combat superbug’ 👀👀

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👁👄👁

    • @sarahbunnell6632
      @sarahbunnell6632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ultrasourlemons9151 i was coming here to say this lol

    • @tvz_luigi3233
      @tvz_luigi3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Uploaded Feb 2020" a month before the pandemic hits the us

  • @leme9909
    @leme9909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    This game knew COVID-19 was gonna happen

  • @evapunk333
    @evapunk333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like the names the game gave the people about to die. I saw Titus Groan and immediately recognized the name from Gormenghast.

  • @h3r0ofhyrule
    @h3r0ofhyrule 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mark must hate sand…

  • @xxxmokeyman3
    @xxxmokeyman3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    Mark: "Let me get the Promotion achievement"
    Mark: Gets fired...twice

  • @TimeBandit940
    @TimeBandit940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    *Mark reads name*
    Mark: "Oh wow, such awesome names! props to the devs for such imagination!"
    *Jack reads name*
    Jack: "... You're gonna die."

    • @clownjuice4617
      @clownjuice4617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      want sum matches to burn em

    • @matchstyx4866
      @matchstyx4866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @AlienZGamer idk have you been a hUge fAn oF mArK sInCe bEfOrE 2020?!??.?!1

  • @orionwolfie2015
    @orionwolfie2015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    mark's voice acting is actually great for these types of characters

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough.
    And always asks about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

  • @vibbry.0252
    @vibbry.0252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    "You'll be an office drone till the day you die, which is today."
    Jesus Mark

    • @gabrielboorom6196
      @gabrielboorom6196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Markiplier in Death Note.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love the way how unseriously serious Mark takes this game.

  • @tbalciunas333
    @tbalciunas333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    45:44
    "You're fired!"
    "You can't fire me, I quit!"
    "You can't quit, I quit!"
    "You can't quit, you're a frog!"
    "You can't frog me, you're my wife!"
    "I'm not your wife, you're my wife!"
    "Oh hey honey, how was work?"
    "Pretty good, but I quit my job."
    "You can't quit your job, you're fired!"
    "AAHHHH!"

    • @Noalogy
      @Noalogy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      you copied that from afdsmovie but I’m fine with that

    • @bluej6107
      @bluej6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ASDF YAYYYYY HI FREN!!

    • @ashermiddleton9458
      @ashermiddleton9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I like trains

    • @orf2072
      @orf2072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Noalogy which one?

    • @cat-fz1ym
      @cat-fz1ym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao yes

  • @SG-ft8dt
    @SG-ft8dt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i read this title as "death and texas" and it still made enough sense for me to watch it 😭

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mark is so good at voicing villains

  • @-Miasimon
    @-Miasimon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Reaper looking at Mark's card: "Once fantasized about killing children with a lightsaber, after saying he hasn't killed enough."
    Also Reaper: *Checks the death box*

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      there were too many of them. What was he gonna do?

    • @elijahgodbout678
      @elijahgodbout678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would leave it to God to decide

    • @sarahleeming8408
      @sarahleeming8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phasedcloak2835He shoulda grabed a flamethrower and a chain saw and well I'll show ya
      Mark: *revs chainsaw, starts flamethrower slowly burns and cuts children*

    • @Kirill-rc5ng
      @Kirill-rc5ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know what like he said he hasn't killed enough let them live

    • @woodworkerroyer8497
      @woodworkerroyer8497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wouldn't that create a time paradox? If Mark is the grim reaper, and he checks the die box, would his power over life and death but nullified? Or would he just move on and be permanently attached to the job? Or maybe he would just cease to exist in any dimension; neither Grim, nor human.

  • @eveting9447
    @eveting9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Alternate title: 'Mark Falls for Fate and Makes Too Much Lemonade'

    • @Norable426
      @Norable426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these?!

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Windeus When life gives you lemons, you say, “I don’t want your damn lemons! I’m gonna burn your house down with
      *c o m b u s t a b l e l e m o n s*

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PoisonTippedSword Y E S

  • @genghistim9159
    @genghistim9159 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mark: *doesn't choose "No one deserves to die" because deserving has nothing to do with it*
    Also Mark (when Fate says to choose someone with an engineering background): Well, you're not really giving up to merit, then, are you?
    Uh...no. No, they aren't.

  • @littlemonster0448
    @littlemonster0448 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Sounds like someone’s on the naughty list” killed me

  • @bryanachante
    @bryanachante 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Mark has the perfect narrator voice.
    That’s it. That’s the comment.

    • @sammyi2505
      @sammyi2505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would love to play a Stanley Parable-type game with Mark narrating it.

    • @sarahleeming8408
      @sarahleeming8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *slow claps*

    • @misswilwarin8829
      @misswilwarin8829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He just has a perfect voice in general.

    • @DarkLightGaming117
      @DarkLightGaming117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why hasn't he done one of those fall asleep novel reads or other book reading stuff? I will never know. True mystery.

    • @mpk1ace155
      @mpk1ace155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DarkLightGaming117 He did a podcast called The Edge Of Sleep.

  • @penyu1913
    @penyu1913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "mark a human with engineering and industrial background"
    that is the best accidental pun ive seen in a while

    • @objectdefiance4027
      @objectdefiance4027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *I don't get that...*

    • @penyu1913
      @penyu1913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      try put a coma after the "mark"

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's not really a pun but it's still funny

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could have been a engineer

  • @teenee1331
    @teenee1331 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    39:22 just randomly sings the most angelic symphony to ever touch my eardrums

  • @shaemcdaris8832
    @shaemcdaris8832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mark: (Casually talks about how everything and everyone is going to die at some point)
    Also Mark: I DON'T WANNA KILL HIM!

  • @saulcaneloalvarez1116
    @saulcaneloalvarez1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Mark: what a nerd
    Also guy: looks like Wilford worfstache

    • @clownjuice4617
      @clownjuice4617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      warfstache: how cOULD YOU!!!!!

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, which is a nerd!

    • @N00dle_B3ar
      @N00dle_B3ar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wilford Warfstache: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?

    • @leviwalker1507
      @leviwalker1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phased Cloak oooooh your not nice to my Wilfie he is my frein

    • @teresaraecantrell3512
      @teresaraecantrell3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When?

  • @boredguy6108
    @boredguy6108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Boss:
    "Good job grim"
    Mark:
    "Yea boss, love you boss, love my job boss😚😚😚"

    • @oooohshiny8134
      @oooohshiny8134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Commander Manikan: Yes-Man readings have reached unprecedented levels. The source must be contained or neutralized.
      Special Agent Jennie (Male): Who is the target, sir.
      Commander Manikan: Mark Edward Fischbach. Male. Approximately 30 years of age. He is a popular American TH-camr, podcast host, and filmmaker. He is currently in Los Angeles, California, playing a game titled "Death and Taxes", in which, unfortunately for him, he decided to be a little too obedient and polite to one of the characters. However, he is, based on our records, a morally upright person. You should be able to get him to stop simply by explaining what you need him to do and why. However, if he does not comply, you will have to contain him. Please try to resolve this as peacefully as possible, his disappearance would cause a lot of problems.
      Special Agent Jennie (Female): Understood.
      Special Agent Jennie (Male): Understood.

    • @outland9872
      @outland9872 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and that's how the apocalypse happened

  • @MidnightDStroyer
    @MidnightDStroyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Grim Reaper, you can afford to be polite at all times...You're holding all of the cards & will always win in the end. It's also highly intimidating to all those who know who/what you are...

  • @fallenaster3713
    @fallenaster3713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly I would love if you did a play through of the full game

  • @giuseppechichizola5042
    @giuseppechichizola5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Mark: Bicycle repair? That sounds like engineering!
    Mark: Braking experiment? sounds dangerous.
    Mark: Kills bird watcher
    lol Mark's line of thinking is the best

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be honest we had a really good laugh at that

    • @gabrielboorom6196
      @gabrielboorom6196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look out! It's rogue bird watcher!! Public Enemy #1.

    • @micahlazo8011
      @micahlazo8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right i was like wait you just said the right one xD

  • @gamerzgurl9291
    @gamerzgurl9291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    *SouNDs liKE shumOne is on ThE nauGHty lIsT*
    I absolutely lost it.

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh that cawker app is Twitter

  • @sanvera2477
    @sanvera2477 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Who shall live, and who shall pay taxes?" LMFAO THAT SHIT GOT ME GOOD

  • @Luminty99
    @Luminty99 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I just love how you voice act the characters. It's so good

  • @medesmarkallen9501
    @medesmarkallen9501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Mark: Just two?
    Fate: Two is fine
    Mark: Are you sure about that, "only two"?
    Fate: I think i choose a wrong Grim reaper this time

  • @umidontknowsorry
    @umidontknowsorry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1264

    Anyone else disappointed he didn’t get the person “Mark F Plier”

    • @blythejones9347
      @blythejones9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Holli Siemonsma is that a real character??? If so he def needs to play again

    • @JustABarOfMustard
      @JustABarOfMustard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@blythejones9347 its real, got it on my first run through.

    • @shellyalfianda7236
      @shellyalfianda7236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Is mark a bad guy or a good guy in the game

    • @jizz9836
      @jizz9836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@shellyalfianda7236 Mark F Plier is the same as Markiplier. He has all of his engineering traits and instead of TH-cam it says he does MeTube

    • @anevedreamog5124
      @anevedreamog5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah

  • @A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06
    @A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not gonna lie "rest employed" brought me and I love this!
    Also
    "I am killing it! 😀" *realizes* "I am killing people 😟"
    "Look at the *FIVE* head on this lady 😱*

  • @ZzzMeep
    @ZzzMeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just got the game!
    I'm enjoying it so much too. Hope you get to continue playing this, Mark. There are more characters and stories to go through beyond simply choosing who lives or dies.