I wonder, did he need to kill anybody? I mean the rules only stated to mark a person, not mentioning anybody needing to die. But maybe I‘m just overanalysing. So if anybody has played the game, I would love to know if Mark was required to kill anybody!
@@brix-rb9dg the most of the time the rules are "mark [target] with the marker of Death"... but isn't like the marker of Death just your pen? So even you mark them to live... you are marking them with the marker of Death.
Don't try this at home, if you do you might die. This is our disclaimer, pleas don't be that guy. Just let us do the thing you want to do. Be safe for me but be safe for you. Did du dududu duh
I am pretty sure Jack got the raise when he played this, there was a dialog option or something that said "wait, I am suppose to get paid for this?" or something like that and then Fate is like "oh yeah.. must have been an oversight, here you go" and he gives you coins that you can store in your desk drawer.
Correct! But, Jack was also on a full version of the game while Markiplier is playing the demo (we just hope he checks his mailbox to get the full version of the game >_>)
Fate: It saddens me to have wasted *precious resources* on summoning such a disappointment. Hopefully the next Death Spawn will have some merit. Good-bye. Mark: *Is made of lemons*
Hey Mark, I played this demo today myself. During the second day, I got a person named Mark, who had a last name very similar to iplier... And the person looked like you. And had a substantial online video following. Also a background in engineering. Yeah, it was that universes version of you. The second day required me to kill anyone with engineering background. Sorry Mark. Gotta pay the afterlife bills.
God I know it's unlikely but I wish he'd see this. I can just imagine him going back, spending hours and hours combing through the game just to find his character. Not like he's ever done *that* before- *cough* Ichiban *cough*
At 44:14, he kills Samuel Van Seelac, a reference to Wilford Warfstache. It's a picture of Warfstache, talking about his job as a reporter and a vaguely 'tragic past'.
When Mark thought he was Fate: "WHAT A NEEERRD." When Mark found out he was Spawn 26: "Oh hello, boss! I love my job! I'll do anything for you, boss. I live to please you."
On the contrary, he would stop overpopulation before it even becomes a problem. I just hope I would be part of the survivors who get to recreate the world with some good looking girls.
Mark in the beginnning: "I'm not KILLING people right? I mean I'm making the choice but I don't WANT them to die" Mark haflway through the video: 27:33
"There are 2 things in this world that are certain, Death and Markiplier being confused by his own incorrect choices in a game." Alexander Hamilton probably.
@AlienZGamer You really just posted this on any comments near the top smh. Shouldn't people like a video because they....like it? Not because someone is desperate for likes? Why are the likes even important? Can't you just enjoy doing TH-cam for what it is?
I'm going to be truthful here. I have heard voice actors, actual, employed, voice actors, that did a worse job at their voice than Mark is doing at Fate's in this video.
no 24:58 has the oldest 21 year old and when she was 20 she was one year and younger but she would still be a higher age because if you reversed time by one then the other girl would be one age down as well. haha get rekt
45:44 "You're fired!" "You can't fire me, I quit!" "You can't quit, I quit!" "You can't quit, you're a frog!" "You can't frog me, you're my wife!" "I'm not your wife, you're my wife!" "Oh hey honey, how was work?" "Pretty good, but I quit my job." "You can't quit your job, you're fired!" "AAHHHH!"
Reaper looking at Mark's card: "Once fantasized about killing children with a lightsaber, after saying he hasn't killed enough." Also Reaper: *Checks the death box*
@@phasedcloak2835He shoulda grabed a flamethrower and a chain saw and well I'll show ya Mark: *revs chainsaw, starts flamethrower slowly burns and cuts children*
Wouldn't that create a time paradox? If Mark is the grim reaper, and he checks the die box, would his power over life and death but nullified? Or would he just move on and be permanently attached to the job? Or maybe he would just cease to exist in any dimension; neither Grim, nor human.
If anyone is wondering, the full quote is by Benjamin Franklin: "Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes"
@@kagemushashien8394 Basically it’s saying that the framework/workings of the constitution seem permanent (or simply imply that it could be permanent) but nothing in the world is certain to happen except death and taxes. Death because everything dies (the more obvious of the two) and taxes because throughout human history we’ve almost always had some form of taxes we were expected to pay
Mark: Bicycle repair? That sounds like engineering! Mark: Braking experiment? sounds dangerous. Mark: Kills bird watcher lol Mark's line of thinking is the best
Commander Manikan: Yes-Man readings have reached unprecedented levels. The source must be contained or neutralized. Special Agent Jennie (Male): Who is the target, sir. Commander Manikan: Mark Edward Fischbach. Male. Approximately 30 years of age. He is a popular American TH-camr, podcast host, and filmmaker. He is currently in Los Angeles, California, playing a game titled "Death and Taxes", in which, unfortunately for him, he decided to be a little too obedient and polite to one of the characters. However, he is, based on our records, a morally upright person. You should be able to get him to stop simply by explaining what you need him to do and why. However, if he does not comply, you will have to contain him. Please try to resolve this as peacefully as possible, his disappearance would cause a lot of problems. Special Agent Jennie (Female): Understood. Special Agent Jennie (Male): Understood.
I saw someone else comment something similar, though they didn't say the exact name they got. Perhaps it's the same character? It was on day 2 just like yours, so unless you copied their comment, that's probably a prototyped character (as opposed to randomly generated)and might be a reference
@@MaplePolarBear921 I mean, too much order destroy the balance. Chaos and Order must be balanced and thus even good people shall die or the world will be senseless... if some must die for everyone...than it shall be it.
At 17:04, my Google assistant kicked in and picked up "I feel good about that" She answered "I'm glad to hear it" and that sounded super morbid in her happy tone.
Jack: *keeps ppl he feels should be alive no matter what* Mark: “Give me 3 words and their name....I could kill em for ya” Holy crap big preesh for all the likes this was my first ever comment lol
what they ^ said: SCP-714 is the Jade Ring. What were you actually thinking of? (I probably would've been the first reply but one of the other comments here reminded me about Unus Annus, and I realized I hadn't checked out today's video yet. Memento Mori)
Mark: there’s an achievement called Fate’s pet, let me try something here. Mark: kills everyone and doesn’t get the achievement Me: downloads the game and get the achievement on the first try just doing what you’re told to do. Me: *confused* w-what were you trying to do mark?
I'm pretty sure he didn't get the achievement because he didn't kill the guy who experiments with brakes, since he was supposed to kill an engineer, and that was the only engineer.
KnightmareNight actually my play through didn’t have him as a choice which surprised me since I’d seen two yourubers have him as an option. It was weird.
31:48 I love this moment when Metroman says "And I love you, random citizen!", such an iconic line. It really shows us much about Metroman's character.
@Rainbowshine They’re right about the name being based on Gawker, & the developer got to be cute with the play on crow-themed names, but you’re right about the Twitter icon having been changed to be cute with the theme & make it look like a crow. Inspiration doesn’t have to be from one source alone.
Mark: "he's definitely an engineer"
Also Mark:"this doesn't tell me any of their backgrounds! They must all be engineers!"
this was most frustrating lmao
oh that cawker app is Twitter
ENGINEER!
It didnt matter who he killed -_- he coulda just let m all live
It said: mark a person, not mark a person with the marker of death
Mission: kill a guy with an industrial background.
Mark: kills a 73 year old who loves birds and wrote books.
Darkiplier.
Mission: kill 2 young people and anyone with a medical background
Mark: *let's the immunologist live*
Mark would make one hellofa Kira
I am screaming in frustration
well.. uh.. oops. happens to the best of us! >_>
Plot twist,
the cat is the one talking, the man holding him is just his servant
Just like that one episode of old power puff girls. LOFL
Or that one Futurama episode
So, Dr Klaw?
Ok
Destiny's Destiny
It would be a plot twist if it wasn’t the cat
"Kill the engineer"
Mark: Surely it can't be the guy who engineers stuffs
I wonder, did he need to kill anybody? I mean the rules only stated to mark a person, not mentioning anybody needing to die. But maybe I‘m just overanalysing. So if anybody has played the game, I would love to know if Mark was required to kill anybody!
@koltrol4370 Yes, you have to mark a person or else you can’t move on. And if you don’t kill anyone you get fired for insubordination
@@brix-rb9dg the most of the time the rules are "mark [target] with the marker of Death"... but isn't like the marker of Death just your pen? So even you mark them to live... you are marking them with the marker of Death.
Markiplier’s voice makes this game feel more like an animated movie
His voice makes *everything* feel like an animated movie. His voice is amazing, that's why
L O N C C F A C E
@@raven_the_demon True, he should do audiobook readings, might actually use the 8,000 youtuber Audible promo codes out there
Wednesday Warriors have you listened to The Edge of Sleep. It’s amazing. His voice acting is so good.
Wednesday Warriors yeah... that’s the point of Let’s Plays
"I wanna go out in a tragic jetpack accident!"
**Me, thinking of Unus Annus** : "Don't do it, Mark."
Don't do it or you might die your own words mark-
Vio Van Helsing this whole play through felt like an unus annus video
The disclaimer song woulf be perfect for this
Don't try it, he has the high ground
Don't try this at home, if you do you might die. This is our disclaimer, pleas don't be that guy. Just let us do the thing you want to do. Be safe for me but be safe for you. Did du dududu duh
I am pretty sure Jack got the raise when he played this, there was a dialog option or something that said "wait, I am suppose to get paid for this?" or something like that and then Fate is like "oh yeah.. must have been an oversight, here you go" and he gives you coins that you can store in your desk drawer.
@Jf Kaks Seem like someone visited Shadebase recently ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think its because Jack followed the rules given to him.
Correct! But, Jack was also on a full version of the game while Markiplier is playing the demo (we just hope he checks his mailbox to get the full version of the game >_>)
Death and Taxes Game ayyyy wassup
Death and Taxes Game yeah I really hope he does too. The game is actually pretty cool! Nice job
Fate: It saddens me to have wasted *precious resources* on summoning such a disappointment. Hopefully the next Death Spawn will have some merit. Good-bye.
Mark: *Is made of lemons*
Lemons are precious resources.
Special rules: kill all the doctors
Mark: doesn’t kill all the doctors
@JammyBatYT not 18. 32.
He didn’t kill de imonologist and now se have corona vírus
Wha
@@ritamatos748 The way you spell makes this even better 🤣
Hey Mark, I played this demo today myself. During the second day, I got a person named Mark, who had a last name very similar to iplier... And the person looked like you. And had a substantial online video following. Also a background in engineering. Yeah, it was that universes version of you.
The second day required me to kill anyone with engineering background.
Sorry Mark. Gotta pay the afterlife bills.
God I know it's unlikely but I wish he'd see this. I can just imagine him going back, spending hours and hours combing through the game just to find his character. Not like he's ever done *that* before- *cough* Ichiban *cough*
At 44:14, he kills Samuel Van Seelac, a reference to Wilford Warfstache. It's a picture of Warfstache, talking about his job as a reporter and a vaguely 'tragic past'.
TheLichruler probably was mark wire
Ore, Ore I wish mark would do more warfstache videos
@@oreore949 It is a reference.. but not to Wilford Warfstache >_>
Most people's choice: Rich kid that retired early
The right choice: Brake modifier
Mark's choice: Old birdwatcher
The New Generation I knew I wasn't the only one who knew the right choice. Mark is great but sometimes he is so dumb🤦♂️
Yeah it was *FUCKED* up
He killed the nicest person :(
oh that cawker app is Twitter
@AlienZGamer no, be gone!
Fate: [insert speech here]
Mark: **listening dramatically**
My attention: c a t
C a t
C a t
C a t
✨F A T E✨
@@KrishGandhi787 C a t 😡
Okay but literally, his voice for Fate is so good.
Mystical Rainbow omg thank you!! I was hoping someone else would say it.💯😂
Remove “for Fate” And it’s still a true statement
Everyone here speaks the truth
@@CyanKnight96 his voice is good for anything
@@JadeInHeaven I didnt know the name of the character, so I just assumed it was Fate, sorry 😕
“Want some lemonade? It’s fresh pissed!”
-Markiplier
Im glad I'm not the only one who heard it 😂
Meet the sniper
sasquawtch piss!
When Mark thought he was Fate: "WHAT A NEEERRD."
When Mark found out he was Spawn 26: "Oh hello, boss! I love my job! I'll do anything for you, boss. I live to please you."
Juliet Herr 333
thats just how jobs are lmao
This just proves how great of a voice actor Mark would be
Jack: What kind of names are these?
Mark: These names are perfect.
There's a potential to get a person named "Luigi Wah," and I was so wishing he would get that person
@@adamfroisland203 You and me both. 😂
*Teacher*: Now kids what did we learn today?
*Class*: DONT GIVE MARK A DEATH NOTE
This comment is perfect
Don't give ryuk idea
Lol that was great
On the contrary, he would stop overpopulation before it even becomes a problem. I just hope I would be part of the survivors who get to recreate the world with some good looking girls.
@@Heroinedown I don't want to sound presumptuous, but I think Mark would write your name first.
Mark: "I'm the dude with the glasses? What a NERD!"
Also Mark: *literally wearing lasses*
Damn *lasses*
@@Lewd-Tenant_Isan thats a fat lass
Simply a minor detail. Mark is never a nerd.
@@oooohshinyyyy sauce for pfp
Lol yeah
Okay but for real though...
Mark's acting voice is really, like REALLY good. Chills. Literal chills.
Same bro
Alternative title : "Markiplier flirts with his Boss and kills people for 47 minutes"
@{Xhyphontic} Yes.
you are like Eminem,.....
"we dont wanna hear you spit the facts-"
I mean I would-
Heck yeah
That should have been a live action choose your adventure series.
Working with Markiplier.
"The humans, you see ... Are constantly on a path to the Great Dying."
Me (whispers): *Unus Annus*
the chant
I'm more of *COMU NNISM*
@@josephstalin8267 .... I see this comment... right when I'm learning about Cold War...
Memento Mori.
u n u s a n n u s u N u S A N N U S
Mark during videos where funny things happen: Nothing
Mark when a guy sighs: *giggling intensifies*
@Anna! I love sех! Тар on my photo BET
Your Left Hand what
And that ladies and gentlemen is the logic of Markiplier.
News: "woman accidentally rams ex-husband with car"
Mark: "Only good news!"
“You’re the marker of death. You mark people to die”
Me: He’s a MARK APPLIER
Much funnier in my head.
Preach lol
I give props XD kept thinking "Mark them" was comical by his name, but I did not catch this obvious joke. Kudos lol
You lady are cute. u.u
(Please dont get angry)
Underrated comment 😂👏
Made me laugh out loud for some reason
Mark: WHAT A NERD
Also Mark: *looks like the guy in the game*
haha nErd
@AlienZGamer n°
Mark: "Let me get the Promotion achievement"
Mark: Gets fired...twice
Yes
🤣
He was promoted to customer
Mark in the beginnning: "I'm not KILLING people right? I mean I'm making the choice but I don't WANT them to die"
Mark haflway through the video: 27:33
"There are 2 things in this world that are certain, Death and Markiplier being confused by his own incorrect choices in a game."
Alexander Hamilton probably.
Thank you Big Bean, very cool!
Wow we're really getting spammers in youtube. What a time to be alive.
Alexander would totally have said something like that tbh
@AlienZGamer You really just posted this on any comments near the top smh. Shouldn't people like a video because they....like it? Not because someone is desperate for likes? Why are the likes even important? Can't you just enjoy doing TH-cam for what it is?
@AlienZGamer
"Yeet lmao" are you 13 or 30?
Fate: I understand all this death must be weighing on you
Mark: Nah, boss, I’m feelin’ great! Can I work overtime?
Fate: ....
XD I'd say 'sure' if I was Fate lmao
“Looks like someone was doing operation mid skydive.”
Surgeon Simulator: 👀
Cawker
@@deadpool-zw4mq That brought a tear to my eye
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
I'm going to be truthful here. I have heard voice actors, actual, employed, voice actors, that did a worse job at their voice than Mark is doing at Fate's in this video.
Mark: don’t read much into that I don’t like children dying
Also Mark: all right let’s start with the Younghans
He said “Das Rad!” about the bike guy, which is funny cause das rad means “the bike” in German
He probably meant It
I dont think he meant that lol
He did study German for a little while back in (I think it was 2017 or 2018), so he might have meant it.
Either he meant it or he meant to say "thats rad"
@@ivey
double entendre perhaps
Cawker is like Twitter but instead of being based on “tweet”, it’s based on “cawk”, which is the sound ravens tend to make, as ravens symbolize death
I like cawk
Nice cAWK
You may have looked a little too far into this, but I'm glad you did.
i liked marks version more
@@buddhahart3 uhm... Don't think you'd need to research to understand this joke, cause the symbol of the 'app' is literally a raven.
Rule: kill the one with a background in industrial engineering
Mark: *kills the man who watches birds*
Nobody:
Jackson P Ortega: *Has a bad day*
Mark: i see you have chosen DEATH
Jackson look like mark
"You're already in the deep end, so why not go deeper???" *Death*
no its:sounds like someone wants to dieee~
22:00 I just realized it says she's 20, and damn. That's the oldest 20 year old ever, so y'know what, they were probably gonna die anyway!
"No officer, she wasn't underage, she was the oldest 16 year old I'd ever seen!"
also yoo it's the car guy
What are you doing here
no 24:58 has the oldest 21 year old and when she was 20 she was one year and younger but she would still be a higher age because if you reversed time by one then the other girl would be one age down as well. haha get rekt
35:54
Hey Bladed
I love how most of his play throughs in these type of games is he’s either pure tactics or the worst form of embodied chaos
"I'm pissing out a fresh glass, I slug it down with a couple ice cubes!"
-Markiplier, 2020
*Mark reads name*
Mark: "Oh wow, such awesome names! props to the devs for such imagination!"
*Jack reads name*
Jack: "... You're gonna die."
want sum matches to burn em
@AlienZGamer idk have you been a hUge fAn oF mArK sInCe bEfOrE 2020?!??.?!1
game: kill any human with a medical background.
mark: *lets the immunologist live*
I just got to that part and had to find the comment that mentioned it. Thank you
Plastic surgery is medical
Plastic surgeon is more medical than immunologist.
@@mauve00 it says to kill anyone with a medical background so I think he was probably meant to kill both
@@mauve00 u've just written so much shit😂
Fate: "Well, I'm very busy tonight so you may go home"
Mark: "surethingthanksbosswantsomelemonade? F R E S H P I S S E D"
@Hooked On Chronics lol
fresh squeezed straight from the devil's lettuce
23:20
want some lemonade? its warm, cold, and freshly pissed
@@thepeepeepoopooman2194 and I said no thanks and I waddled away.
„Oh i lemonaded, you want some?“
„Uh, sure..?“
Fate: You're not supposed to kill every one!
Grim Mark: Death comes to us all!
Fate: What?
Grim Mark: Memento Mori!
Hijima Kodea: NANI!?
@AL!EN *741
@AL!EN Hello Marion Gray Villarama Peñaroya! :)
Mark: “This guy experiments with brakes, that’s pretty rad.”
A minute later
Random kid: x_x
Mark: “I knew it, that a$$hole experimented with brakes!”
i mean to be fair the thing said it was because of faulty brakes
Did you read it or even listen to mark? the game clearly said because of experimental brakes
Mark doesn’t believe in the future of brakes
45:44
"You're fired!"
"You can't fire me, I quit!"
"You can't quit, I quit!"
"You can't quit, you're a frog!"
"You can't frog me, you're my wife!"
"I'm not your wife, you're my wife!"
"Oh hey honey, how was work?"
"Pretty good, but I quit my job."
"You can't quit your job, you're fired!"
"AAHHHH!"
you copied that from afdsmovie but I’m fine with that
ASDF YAYYYYY HI FREN!!
I like trains
@@Noalogy which one?
Lmao yes
2:35 i swear his voice is perfect for voice acting or am I just obsessed with that laugh
Either or really.
Mark is great at voice acting and acting in general.
"Some sort of a medical calamity, maybe. Like an epidemic?"
mmmmm, sounds about riiiiiight...
I was just thinking that so much of this points towards the pandemic
‘Stimulus halted’ ‘combat superbug’ 👀👀
👁👄👁
@@ultrasourlemons9151 i was coming here to say this lol
"Uploaded Feb 2020" a month before the pandemic hits the us
This just adds to the fact that Mark could be a voice actor.
Check out The Edge of Sleep! I listened to it on Spotify but it's available lots of places. It's so good!
He IS a voice actor
Exactly
@@judestarbabypup YES!!! I have binged that series several times and am still blown away by Mark's performance!
@@lordstrnge3714 WHY are you two talking about music in some random comment?
"I'm not trying to make a judgement call here, I just decide who lives & dies"
-Markipler 2020
Contradictions, Contradictions Everywhere.
who lives who dies who tells your storyy
*WHO LIVES WHO DIES WHO TELLS YOUR STORY*
I had a history teacher, and his response to many of our questions was “all you have to do is die and pay taxes.”
"You'll be an office drone till the day you die, which is today."
Jesus Mark
Markiplier in Death Note.
I love the way how unseriously serious Mark takes this game.
Reaper looking at Mark's card: "Once fantasized about killing children with a lightsaber, after saying he hasn't killed enough."
Also Reaper: *Checks the death box*
there were too many of them. What was he gonna do?
I would leave it to God to decide
@@phasedcloak2835He shoulda grabed a flamethrower and a chain saw and well I'll show ya
Mark: *revs chainsaw, starts flamethrower slowly burns and cuts children*
You know what like he said he hasn't killed enough let them live
Wouldn't that create a time paradox? If Mark is the grim reaper, and he checks the die box, would his power over life and death but nullified? Or would he just move on and be permanently attached to the job? Or maybe he would just cease to exist in any dimension; neither Grim, nor human.
Alternative Title: Darkiplier does his part time job
Miss Vidzy i kinda want this to be a thing now
69th like... You're welcome.
I know im late but I feel like dark would be fate
I went from moral machine to this
@@voidspawn8593 I agree. especially the voice mark gives him. beautiful! 🥴
39:23 “sounds like someone deserves to dieee” in a squeaky voice was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mark: Just two?
Fate: Two is fine
Mark: Are you sure about that, "only two"?
Fate: I think i choose a wrong Grim reaper this time
I think you don't know how to spell Reaper..
My bad
Alternate title: 'Mark Falls for Fate and Makes Too Much Lemonade'
I don’t want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these?!
Windeus When life gives you lemons, you say, “I don’t want your damn lemons! I’m gonna burn your house down with
*c o m b u s t a b l e l e m o n s*
PoisonTippedSword Y E S
Mark: what a nerd
Also guy: looks like Wilford worfstache
warfstache: how cOULD YOU!!!!!
yeah, which is a nerd!
Wilford Warfstache: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?
Phased Cloak oooooh your not nice to my Wilfie he is my frein
When?
22:35 “maybe you can find a way to forge this into a life thing” the absolute burn.
If anyone is wondering, the full quote is by Benjamin Franklin:
"Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes"
Nice
What does it mean though.
@@kagemushashien8394 Basically it’s saying that the framework/workings of the constitution seem permanent (or simply imply that it could be permanent) but nothing in the world is certain to happen except death and taxes. Death because everything dies (the more obvious of the two) and taxes because throughout human history we’ve almost always had some form of taxes we were expected to pay
@@ChaosKing210 ah thx.
*(edited)*
"In life, there are but two things that are certain to befall a man: Death, and Taxes"
-Benjamin Franklin
"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
~Will Rogers
"I don't have to do anything except pay taxes and die"
-chloe lmao
@@kevinsundelin8639 lol
Game talks about a superbug creeping around and causing world issues.
2020: YOU RANG?
True
Yep.
I mean this isnt really a superbug, but still a nice joke!
@@lunag.1521 37:21
Mark should play this again, it's a full game.
YESSS!!!
I hope he does; I would like to see the whole playthrough.
When Mark gets kid profiles:
"Now this is where the fun begins."
I was the 66th like. Lol.
I don’t Fong week to good rn
L
@Real Drift459 no
Paul from MittenSquad: This is where the real game begins.
@@conlow501 damn that’s suspicious
Mark: Bicycle repair? That sounds like engineering!
Mark: Braking experiment? sounds dangerous.
Mark: Kills bird watcher
lol Mark's line of thinking is the best
To be honest we had a really good laugh at that
Look out! It's rogue bird watcher!! Public Enemy #1.
Right i was like wait you just said the right one xD
I just noticed that the thing with lemons is a joke about “when life gives you lemons”
He also somehow made the action of peeing as "lemonading" and now I can't drink lemonade anymore without thinking about that (37:38)
Get mad at life and yell “I don’t want your damn lemons!!!”
@@LordDaret Demand Lifes manager!
Oh, really?
Your profile pic with your comments made me laugh
19:42 “sounds like someone’s on the naughty list” had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
Mark: "Maybe you can find a way to forge this into a life"
lmao savage
Right? 😂
Mark : "... and people making fun of his jaw"
also Mark right after: "looks like he slogged down a mouthful of bees"
Boss:
"Good job grim"
Mark:
"Yea boss, love you boss, love my job boss😚😚😚"
Commander Manikan: Yes-Man readings have reached unprecedented levels. The source must be contained or neutralized.
Special Agent Jennie (Male): Who is the target, sir.
Commander Manikan: Mark Edward Fischbach. Male. Approximately 30 years of age. He is a popular American TH-camr, podcast host, and filmmaker. He is currently in Los Angeles, California, playing a game titled "Death and Taxes", in which, unfortunately for him, he decided to be a little too obedient and polite to one of the characters. However, he is, based on our records, a morally upright person. You should be able to get him to stop simply by explaining what you need him to do and why. However, if he does not comply, you will have to contain him. Please try to resolve this as peacefully as possible, his disappearance would cause a lot of problems.
Special Agent Jennie (Female): Understood.
Special Agent Jennie (Male): Understood.
and that's how the apocalypse happened
27:00 I feel bad for Jewel Grey. It said substance abuse in the PAST. Poor dude.
I played this game and I got a character named "Mark. F. Plier" unfortunately he was an Engineer... so oops he had to go
They missed the Opportunity
That's so weird
I saw someone else comment something similar, though they didn't say the exact name they got. Perhaps it's the same character? It was on day 2 just like yours, so unless you copied their comment, that's probably a prototyped character (as opposed to randomly generated)and might be a reference
em-OOH 😂😂 love the way you say emu mark
Mark has the perfect narrator voice.
That’s it. That’s the comment.
I would love to play a Stanley Parable-type game with Mark narrating it.
*slow claps*
He just has a perfect voice in general.
Why hasn't he done one of those fall asleep novel reads or other book reading stuff? I will never know. True mystery.
@@DarkLightGaming117 He did a podcast called The Edge Of Sleep.
Mark: Continually talks about how well he's doing and how he can decipher even the most complex rules
Also Mark: Ignores half the rules
Sometimes following the rules is worse 👀
@@MaplePolarBear921 I mean, too much order destroy the balance. Chaos and Order must be balanced and thus even good people shall die or the world will be senseless... if some must die for everyone...than it shall be it.
Lol.
@@Maximorix Basically!
My dumbass thought we were the cat💀
My high monkey brain did the same thing for a moment 🍁
Mark: "dont read into that to much"
Me: *realizes why Mark doesn't have children*
I love your avatar! Its Nugget right?
he already has 25m children
What do you mean he doesn’t have children? He has Ethan! Close enough
Isn't Mark's wife pregnant tho?
The Dark Side of Heaven
Nah fam, he ain’t even married. Amy is his girlfriend
Mark: reads the note that tells him to kill two people.
Mark: disappointed, " aw only two?" "Are you Sure, just two."
At 17:04, my Google assistant kicked in and picked up "I feel good about that"
She answered "I'm glad to hear it" and that sounded super morbid in her happy tone.
Lol
lol
Lol
Oh dang
Looking In With Victor B that’s not a real time who ever told you that time and it’s not real
19:41 Mark's "sounds like someone's on the naughty list" had me dying. I swear I watched that part like 10 times haha
*Fate:* uses the word 'despondence'
*Mark:* "Oh gosh, you're using some big words."
*Mark, moments later:* "ERRONEOUS."
(it's pronounced "ahn-wee" fyi)
@@Jokaanan *slow claps* You really are "That guy" arnt you
@@sarahleeming8408 aren't
Jack: *keeps ppl he feels should be alive no matter what*
Mark: “Give me 3 words and their name....I could kill em for ya”
Holy crap big preesh for all the likes this was my first ever comment lol
Persona 5 vibes?
Itslazermoose 126 Mm haven’t seen it but maybe
Seen it?
It’s a video game
Itslazermoose 126 ohh alrighty I’ve only seen pictures of it so I wasn’t sure xP
Mark: "I like pretzels, they're okay, but they're a little dry for my taste.."
*_SCP-714 CRONCH CRONCH_*
Lii Oasis 714 is the jade ring that puts people to sleep...
You could eat a ring?
what they ^ said: SCP-714 is the Jade Ring. What were you actually thinking of?
(I probably would've been the first reply but one of the other comments here reminded me about Unus Annus, and I realized I hadn't checked out today's video yet. Memento Mori)
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@@BigHailFan ok
His laugh at 2:33 sent chills down my spine.
Most TH-camr gamers: "Man, these graphics are surreal, and the plot is crazy!"
Mark: 20:14 - 20:30
“THEY CAN’T HANDLE A ROGUE BOTANIST“
“You’re already on the deep end... so why not go deeper?”
XD
*SouNDs liKE shumOne is on ThE nauGHty lIsT*
I absolutely lost it.
oh that cawker app is Twitter
Mark's voice ought to be a Controlled Substance.
"mark a human with engineering and industrial background"
that is the best accidental pun ive seen in a while
*I don't get that...*
try put a coma after the "mark"
That's not really a pun but it's still funny
Could have been a engineer
Mark: there’s an achievement called Fate’s pet, let me try something here.
Mark: kills everyone and doesn’t get the achievement
Me: downloads the game and get the achievement on the first try just doing what you’re told to do.
Me: *confused* w-what were you trying to do mark?
I'm pretty sure he didn't get the achievement because he didn't kill the guy who experiments with brakes, since he was supposed to kill an engineer, and that was the only engineer.
He also did not kill the immunologist when he was required to mark anyone with a medical background.
@@primordialsun I feel like the plastic surgeon counted for that one?
@@KnightBokura he had to mark everyone with a medical background. Including both of them.
KnightmareNight actually my play through didn’t have him as a choice which surprised me since I’d seen two yourubers have him as an option. It was weird.
Fate: "Don't kill everyone!"
Mark: *"UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS"*
31:48 I love this moment when Metroman says "And I love you, random citizen!", such an iconic line. It really shows us much about Metroman's character.
"Lemons?"
Well if I've learned anything it's that Every Villain Is Lemons
when live gives you lemons
Love this 😂
Ohh Yoy Don’t make lemonade!
😂😂its barnacle MAN!
Make life, Take the lemons back, GET MAD
Everyone: "Caw-ker... That's a clever change from twitter with their tweets!"
Mark: "... Cawker..? ****er..?"
Just wait till he finds out what wine stoppers are made from...
Squawker is definitely better than Cawker
Squawkers are more like... Parrots though. Cawing fits the whole goth theme of grim reapers, with the ravens cawing!
It has nothing to do with twitter- it’s a play on “Gawker” a TMZ style news organization
@Rainbowshine They’re right about the name being based on Gawker, & the developer got to be cute with the play on crow-themed names, but you’re right about the Twitter icon having been changed to be cute with the theme & make it look like a crow. Inspiration doesn’t have to be from one source alone.
This game knew COVID-19 was gonna happen
Lol yup
Yah but in this game people actually die
Omg ikr
Yup
So Markiplier created Covid!!!
I've played the actual game with voice acting and Mark's voiceover is remarkably similar to the actual voice in-game
Mark: "I dont wanna make a judgement call, I just say who lives and who dies"
That's... Thats one hell of a judgement call my guy.
*woosh*
Kiithnaras Ashaa Not really. Plus, this isn’t Reddit and you’re (hopefully) not a 12 year old
Anyone else disappointed he didn’t get the person “Mark F Plier”
Holli Siemonsma is that a real character??? If so he def needs to play again
@@blythejones9347 its real, got it on my first run through.
Is mark a bad guy or a good guy in the game
@@shellyalfianda7236 Mark F Plier is the same as Markiplier. He has all of his engineering traits and instead of TH-cam it says he does MeTube
yeah
19:41 "Sounds like someone's on the naughty list!" That face!
29:11
“ I don’t neeeeed know”
Earlier in the game: “THEY DONT HAVE BACKGROUNDS ON THIS PAPER”