[FAN CUT] AI-Crushes-All-Banks JUSTICE DRIVE | Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware | ~1 HOUR CUT
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The (roughly) ONE HOUR CUT!
I took it upon myself to edit down the #HLVRAI JUSTICE DRIVE Stream back in October. Originally compiled this to show a friend, but then after the effort, felt that it should be polished and posted as a public version. It was a labor of love! The older version is in the comments if you want to see how many lines I struggled with. ENJOY!
I AM NOT AFFLIATED WITH RADIOTVSOLUTIONS. THIS IS PURELY FANWORK. THANK U.
It is done! The full stream edited down to roughly around 1 HOUR!
The editing process has been a neat experience (and repetitive, so many lines replayed from trying to figure these out that I've accidentally memorized a good chunk of the stream). I initially just made this entire thing to show one friend without having to go thru the whole stream, and then I realized that once I gotten that far, I should polish it and make a public version.
The earliest cut of this was from like October (th-cam.com/video/rAzk4Q-9830/w-d-xo.html) where looking back on this now, a LOT of improvement was made haha. Those of (u know who u are) who tossed feedback my way and helped me figure out the most indecipherable lines... yall r the real mvp. 🤘
The editing was kept as close as possible to the edit style of the original, which was referenced a lot for certain editing choices, so, hopefully it stayed true to the series by some fair amount. This project was a lot of fun! Now that it is complete... ENJOY! 🏦⚔️
This is the closer I needed
did you intentionally leave out clips where darnold says words with the letter j in them?
Can’t wait for them to see this
u truly did gods work thank u
@@1_1bman wait why would they do that? did i miss some lore bit lol
Glad to know the order of events in HLVRAI are-
Escape Black Mesa
Chuck E. Cheese birthday party
Movie
Bank heists
I need to know about the movie part. S e n d m e
@@theoddster830 behind the scenes.
@@theoddster830 look up hlvrai but the cast is commentating
So the White House heist is why Gordon's in a coma until HL2
imagine HLVRAI but the science team play phasmophobia
Benrey's flamethrower, a.k.a. the Black Mesa Spicy Voice
The orange variation makes people feel pain
@@presidentraiden9203 orange to to red means. Means he just bled
@@gazelle8431 When he sprays red, like the rage inside him, it means in hatred!
Orange, yellow, and red means your going to be dead
The Black Mesa heat voice.
Holly is still doing the “talking and then it cu-“ bit and I love it.
she does it so much and it literally never gets old omfg
prob cuz her int sucks lol
i dont think she does it intentionally
She is such a delight
@@7zero701 she is so 🥺
I like the idea that Benry isn’t just capable of following the Science Team at his own will but also knows Wayne’s “true” name by rifling through files and indulging in his twitch streams, also saying that Gordon Wayned it.
Ah yes, a fellow HLVRAI fan, and clinically online H*mestuck too
Duece with doze's hat, nice
Does that mean Benrey likes Wayne?
@@MrBiggyfoot69 Benry probably appreciates that Wayne participates in his shenanigans, so he looked into him more. They both probably think the other is a pain in the ass but funny. Romantically, most likely not.
@@wacula426 it's confirmed that Benrey does have a crush on Gordon tho, that's what I mean. So like, does Benrey like Gordon or Wayne?
@@MrBiggyfoot69 oh shit for real? My bad then.
The dynamic between them? It's great banter and comedy gold. Romantic intentions or not, Benry definitely looked up Wayne to keep the dynamic and follow him to do so.
Edit: forgot to answer your question; most likely
I love how scorpy’s comedy is enhanced by 500 percent by his weird way of holding the ends of words
dr coomer: I'm living rent free in your head
me: flashes back to hlvrai and there's a world inside your head i need you to take me there
Oh shit
The difference this time is consent
He actually did get in his head but it was by complete accident so now Gordon and Coomer act like collage roommates.
Hello, Gor-
gordon saying "get out of here mister!" immediately followed by "actually, you own a bank" and shooting him was incredible comedic timing and also based
"We must minimise civilian casualties!"
"This guy owns a bank, though."
"Eh, fuck him."
11:02 I like to imagine that people didn't even discover a new species of frog, just some frog they saw by some pond they thought was news worthy
oh i do love a good frog!
they found chumtoad
I just find it funny that probably right before the 7 hour war and aliens are known about instead of reporting that the front page is talking about fucking frogs
@@stupid-idiot-555 in the AI timeline the combine saw coomer and ran
Its chumtoad!
I like to think Benry actually hid his data amongst the rest of the science teams data. He hitched a ride when “Gordon” move their data from one game to another.
Nice theory
Amongst?
@@quantumblur_3145 SUUUUUUUUUSSSSS
It’s like coomers failed attempt to puppet Gordon
38:58 Benrey cackling like a child while chasing Gordon with a knife is peak humor
Wait, if Playcoins are valid outside of Black Mesa too, and the exchange rate of dollars to Playcoins is 5 to 1, doesn't that mean Gordon would have access to a near infinite supply of Playcoins, given that they're all robbing banks?
My god...
@Vance Schluter When or IF he reads this.
@@luigimss_ Oh He Will
Wait are play coins continental coins
That's just grinding in a nutshell
Even when you can't understand a goddamn word Scorpy is saying he is still fucking hilarious.
I love the energy in doctor coomer saying "BEND THE KNEE YOU BLUE BOOTLICKING BITCHES''
Love how the text colour changes to blue when they figure out that it’s Benrey
43:08 wayne/gordon immediately going "josh ?" was very cute :)
Very sad :(((
Even Benrey/Scorpy did it ;o;
tommy's pitch-perfect joshua impression at 43:08.... excellent
That tore my sides
Darnold at 38:09 saying “…one of the last six blimps in the world.” Is the greatest sound ever.
Log is so funny at all times
Imagine being taken hostage, then you hear "You guys over your random murders? like at that science facility that imploded on itself?"
i love how Tommy sounds a lot happier in this one especially at 5:24 when hes talking about the mini MNMs
'Im bringing all of you except benrey first'
Tried to revive Benrey first
Yeah ok Feetman
Benrey feetman
@@FlourFields "mr benry feetman"
@@victoriaasenjo524 Wait the wedding was canon!?
What a horrible way to get eyes
8:14 One of coomer’s savage insults
Dr Coomer based?
I was simultaneously impressed, afraid, and a bit attracted
@@malachiatkinson7245 To Coomer, Holly or both?
Both is a 100% exceptable answer
@@YeetSpace And both is the answer it happens to be. And I don't even like guys
Edit: the "guy," of course, being Coomer
it sounds like an actual line in payday 2
47:42 I think he said "Tommy's still syncing with our reality"
How does Holly make constantly quotable lines like this.
2!
That was my smart-grenade!
"There are a lot of bodies here!... That's *ONE MORE!"*
It’s new
“I think C-3PO fucks hard and good every day!” has haunted my brain since I first saw this stream
I just realized that Benrey's boops at 49:28 are the countdown from Halo 3
And mario kart
Oh yeah , in the multiplayer I only recognised it now
1:04:38
"Live fast, smoke grass, and eat ass, Gordon!" -Dr. Harold P. Coomer, PhD
the fact that coomer slips and falls sometimes and that he has a life alert thing implies that he is going senile despite being able to handle a lmg
He is an old man, after all (it summons a nearby clone, which he kills for spare parts/sustenance)
Here are my guesses as to everyone’s awareness:
Wayne is literally streaming it to everyone, why would he not know?
Dr. Coomer went through his whole arc so he definitely knows that he is not real.
Bubby is weird. He mentions “perfecting his run,” which implies he’s somewhat aware.
Tommy mentions “Payday,” as this stream is in Payday 2. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was self aware, considering his father.
G-Man is G-Man. He runs metaphysically. He lets the events of Episode 2 play through without any effect from his retcon in Alyx. The G-Man in HLVRAI is the same, but now he has a son.
Benrey is basically a virus on Wayne’s computer that only ever activates when Wayne logs the Science Team into a game. Wouldn’t be surprised if he knew
Nobody else shows any signs of self awareness
JohnWickLover is just some random player, but Benry mentions that he’s his brother. Since JWL plays the game like an actual game, it’s very likely he’s aware.
I like to think that the "brother's" account was a front to get him in.
G-Man actually seems the least aware out of all of them, he never said anything self aware and he's completely outside of the science team
yeah almost like in the title of the series it says the ai is self aware
JohnWickLover1994 could be the creator of Benrey and the experimental build of Half Life VR. Might be quite farfetched of an idea but its worth thinking about
How does he feel pain if it's a video game? Is it like a Ready Player one game he got trapped in?
the fact that they actually made this and that it wasn't just a joke in the cast commentary is really funny
Tommy is so popular he even has his own gun! TOMMY GUN
"im living RENT FREE in your head :]" IS THE BEST LIEN EEVER
i was initially so upset that you didn’t include the hot chocolate at a high velocity line but then... right at the end, like the sun setting on the horizon....... fuckin beautiful. thanks for editing this together!
hahahah
1:07:00
I’m glad that even that gordon and benrey are enemies, they both care about Tommy
everyone cares about Tommy
@@catdeaddetailslater2904 I love your username
@@dentedtester36 me too lol, reanimator is great
I care him :)
Tommy is just like that :)
Darnold is so underrated he cracks me up
One of the last six blimps in the world!
RAZMERRY????????????????????
I love how they made him the man in the chair, it fits so well for his geeky but violence hating persona
I love Darnold sm
REALALLL
I'm glad Wayne hasn't compromised Gordon's character to try and give fan service ship bait, he reacts the Benrey in a way that makes sense.
I mean, why would he mess with the dynamic just for fan service? Especially since he's more comfortable being himself during the streams and the friend group likes to do their own thing, even if it may not draw in as much views or attention.
Wayne himself said that it’s how he would react If this was happening
jokes on you this IS fanservice for us frenrey enjoyers!
compromising Gordon’s character would fuck up the ship anyway
"Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!"- one of the scientists to a police officer before shooting them in the face
Bro when Dr. Coomer went θฯ¤Гμ¿^¬μГ· I felt that
5:27: "You know, some people say that there's no difference between the mini ones and the full sized ones, but there is- it's circumference!"
- Tommy Coolatta, on M'n'Ms
8:12 "BEND THE KNEE YOU BLUE BOOTLICKING BITCHES" killed me
"Don't stab Benrey" - Gordon Freeman for some reason
Every time Darnold speaks, and those subtitles come up, a long-dormant memory in my brain expects him to tell me it's safe to turn off my computer now.
You need to put the cd in the dik
I love how the HL1 models are so disconnected from payday 2 that pausing the game looks like a bad photoshop job
1:01:42 I could have sworn he said “Star Trek characters can ask for in-house dining” but it’s impossible to tell
also thank you so much for editing this!!
i thought he said HRT
I think the line at 7:08 is "Who said we had to stop?"
Sounds right, and it makes sense in context, since Dr. Coomer starts talking about how "this is science" afterwards
And I think Bubby's response at 7:11 is "True."
"I'm sick of giving you any highlight in my life"
*" . . . well that hurts, man."*
I love this exchange so goddamn much. 35:10
No seek and find page
13:51 This is the very first time Tommy has ever said Gordon instead of Mister Freeman
Proof that they've started dating
2 years late, but in hl self aware, tommy actually said gordon but it was cut, you can search full stream of act 1
52:26 tommy eighth wonder
thank you for making this, i’ve had the VODs rotting in my watch later for months
edit: holy SHIT there’s subtitles. you are a god among mortals and my audio processing disorder ass is saved!!
46:43 oh oops this is awkward now huh
@@crowwithaknife1312 the white house and capitol are two different buildings
im not deep into hlvrai but this genuinely felt like an ep, so good job. very well done, the comedic timing was on point!
holy fucking shit thanks!!! i was never able to watch the stream since im kinda fucked up and have to have subtitles. this was so well made, felt like an actual official vid
I love your username
Captions are for everyone
i like to think the gmod stuff before johnwicklover comes in is how benrey's let's-play videos/stream would be like if he did that kind of thing
I'd watch the shit out of that tbh
Thank you so much for doing this. Trying to watch the original vod was a nightmare because I have autism and auditory processing disorder. You're doing god's work.
what does auditory processing disorder do to you? i have never heard that b4
@@beansaresodelicious Auditory processing disorder (APD) is where you have difficulty understanding sounds, including spoken words. The original VODs don't have subtitles, aside from Coomer's final message in HLVRAI.
Oof I feel you there. The subtitles are necessary for pretty much anything I watch, and Wayne's streams are almost universally geared towards those with sensory-craving rather than sensory-overload
Oh shit, I didn't see this.
To be more specific, APD (at least to me) is about struggling to differentiate sounds coming from multiple sources at the same time. Like I can't zone in on one person talking and understanding what they're saying, I instead hear a jumble of noises all at once from every angle. Supposedly APD is pretty common with folks with ADHD/ADD too.
Another really common symptom of APD is slow processing - even if I hear only one person talking with no background noise and they're speaking clearly, it can take me a bit longer to internalize the meaning of what they actually just said. That often results in people with APD saying "what?" thinking they didn't hear it when they technically did, then in the middle of someone starting to repeat themselves answering "oh yeah I got it".
I wish I could explain why subtitles are so important to me even if the audio is good (in this video's case, it absolutely is not good lmao which is why I'm extra grateful) If I had to guess, text tends to be a way easier way of quickly processing words since I can re-read it independently within milliseconds if I didn't "hear" it the first time.
I love how you got the text perfectly, looks like it's actually made by Wayneradiotv
"That reminded me of... a certain moment in my life"
I saw the fade to black and then my mind goes straight to said moment
47:42 I think he's saying "Tommy is syncing with our reality" in response ot Baulp's connection issues
I just wanna imagine all this shit is happening in the time between the end of HL and before the seven hour war, so these heist are easy because the rest of the world is dealing with the portal storms 🤣
That would be honeetly amazing
Everything Holly says and does brings me exquisite joy
"I'm living in your head rent-free."
-Dr. Cooker PhD, 2020
tommy being stuck in the walls and hallucinating sonic the hedgehog because of 150 year old asbestos while his friends fuck up the white house is so fucking funny
Coomer is slightly disappointed that he wasn’t modded into punch out
Police: Who the hell are these guys?!
Gordon: Were the science team!
at 36:48
5:54
Dr. Coomer: I’m living rent free in your head
Me: you live rent free in everyone’s head
normally I complain to people about releasing other peoples content before they can.
But this is the text book definition of true hard work
I can tell this took sometime
and the outcome was fabulous
Good vid
I love how closely this feels to the HLVRAI episodes in terms of where the cuts are and the editing.
It sounds so weird with the cleaner mics, because it doesn’t have the magic the gmod mics had, but it’s barely noticeable :)
i heard dr coomer s voice have to use the crunchiest mic
"Hello gordon!" It feels good to hear that
50:20
When Benrey reads Fahrenheit 451:
Honestly, having Benry show up again is great, but I think it would have been funnier if they modded it so he was one if the cops and he just kept hounding Gordon and getting in his way.
Could’ve been cool, but Benry aparantly just wanted to be friends with Gordon so him trying to force himself into being part of the science team is totally in character.
can't believe coomer is full of nuts.........
If he bursts open, the dust will coat the earth. Anaphylactic Armageddon
This just made me realize I would love for Wayne to do a stream of Gordon, Dr Coomer, Bubby and Tommy going through Left 4 Dead 2 campaigns.
So what I gather from this is that Coomer (being aware and all) gained the ability to travel to different games independently of Gordon
do you mean benry?
wait didnt gordon put the AIs into payday?
I actually forgot this was fan edit for a bit
Same
I like how the mic quality is worse in payday than in gmod
POG!!! i commend you for putting in so much work for this, youre a true soldier. now i can relive the stream without my ADHD throwing a fit!
thanks for uploading “all dogs go to heaven 2”
I love how Benrey is just a absolute menace the entire stream
7:08 "Who said we had to stop? We're learning of the applications of (...)"
just a minor clarification for the subtitles there
Gordon: Fugitive, Grinder
Coomer: Technician, Ex-Pres.
Bubby: Enforcer, Sicario
Tommy: Ghost, Crew Chief
Benrey: yooooo i got all the skill points in the world bro, hahah, Sociopath
Darnold: Mastermind, Hacker
johnwicklover: The meta skill tree arrangement for Loud, Stoic
Forzen: Enforcer, Infiltrator
What about sonic
@@Shy_002 grim reaper
I've only ever had sensory processing issues once in my life, and it happened on the day this steam aired, making the dialog near impossible to hear and hard to concentrate on. I appreciate the edit even if I can normally understand w/o subtitles as it's helping out a lot of peeps.
i love how this is all pretty much just an elaborate reference to that one time when gordon said he would rob a bank after the black mesa incident
Everybody gangsta till the science team pull up
thank you SO SO MUCH FOR THIS ive been honestly waiting for someone to do something like this, i cant really sit through a whole un-subtitled stream (cos...adhd and my hearing isnt fantastic) so this is literally the best thing ever thank you thank you
fun fact! while watching this, i completely forgot this was fanmade because it's so good :)
Coomer saying ACAB was probably one of the highlights of this video
What does ACAB mean anyways, its the stream title right
@@RealLenny
@@RealLenny oh uhhh....yea!
@@RealLennyall cops are bastards
@@RealLenny A bit late but it means "All Cops Are Bastards", the original vod was streamed during the Black Lives Matter protests and was for a fundraiser/bail drive for the protesters during the time.
i like how that in the half life 2 but the ai is self aware segment you can just barely make out what socpens was saying sometimes
"Our days of drinking soda off the floor are over we're back in society again"
- 51:23 "Chat, does anyone know what we need to do!?"
- "BURN GORDON!!!"
God bless you, chat
...sometimes.
it's so odd seeing the Science Team working together for once
Only illegal things can unite them
This is so well edited, thank you so much, i hope this gets more views
Looks like it’s Cannon Benry did not die
This is litterally the dlc version of hlvrai
This literally feels like playing the DLC after finishing the main game
This feels like an actual Wayne video, nice job
half life plot: freeman escapes black mesa and becomes humanity’s savior
half life vr plot: freeman loses his sanity in black mesa and becomes a serial bank robber
1. thank you so much for doing this!!
2. THIS STREAM IS SO FUCKING CUTE IT GIVES ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN. It's so much fun to listen to the science team (and benrey) just getting to vibe and create chaos and have fun together???
also Tommy's little "mm-hmm..." when he's hallucinating about Sonic is SO FUCKING CUTE. WHAT THE FUCK.
looks like DR. Coomer got his wish he suggested to gordon that he could transfer the science team's files at the end of the original series
@@oregonrailfan7046Plus he got into Super Punch-Out!!tm
59:05 is my favorite moment, so far
the first time I watched this stream, I cut part of my foot on a plastic laundry bin like 10 minutes before it went live. watching this again, during a bathroom break I somehow bashed my elbow against the wall really hard. I don't know why, but this stream has dangerous properties.
this canonically went down just a month before the seven hour war began change my mind
*benery* messing up audio and playing halflife 2 but ai is self aware
Sadly the gmod half life 2 is broken
@@whscy broken as in unplayable or broken as in ocasional crazy bugs
@@maverickdarkrath4780 unplayable the metro just kill the civilians at the start sometimes the events don’t play
@@maverickdarkrath4780 so it’s both
@@whscy Only happens if you have certain addons
hahaha that edit at 59:09