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@@Axonnultrax14 Well I mean... If you were an AI who never had the joy of being massaged because you lack a central nervous system and five senses, the concept of a massage would probably sound like a blessing. Same for eating delicious home-cooked food, swimming in a pool, or petting a cat or dog(or whichever pet gives you free serotonin). A robot would probably turn into a glutton and want to try everything endlessly to experience happiness, since happiness is just "an idea" to robots. And some nihilists lol
3:21 "If you have trouble viewing the image, click on it to hear an audio version" It's good to hear that aperture science continues to be accessible to the blind and visually impaired, even in a dire emergency.
Another Idea: "They make a terrible portal conductor, but it turns out ground up moon rocks are the cure for all diseases. I am now immortal" -Jave Cohnson
I'm pretty sure there is canonically an alternate universe version of Cave Johnson called "Dark Johnson" who teams up with the main Cave Johnson to find the moneyverse, a world entirely made out of the US currency.
"Measurement: Very hot. Near nuclear fusion." "PIZZA!" Oh, so that's what all the uncontained fires were about. Wheatley just has absolutely no idea how to make pizza.
Don't mind this, I come back here often.. 28:03 - "Who is the leader? I. lol." 28:38 - "Because I'm a POTATOES" 31:05 - Cave of john 48:30 - Glados destroys Carolina valley 49:00 - "Thou madess, Thou dumb man, dumb
I was the one who google translated Wheatley and Cave Johnson lines. (Almost All except for one or two translated lines by Binkus in both characters.) Since I was helping Binkus at that point in December 2021. Glad you guys enjoyed them. :) If anyone have questions feel free to ask me. I do want to explain behind the scenes material and etc. I want to explain on how I worked on this mod, back in December 2021 I was given untranslated scripts for Cave Johnson and Wheatley. I was only given 1 month to finish theses, I have to do all of the translations manually by using 50 languages or some cases 28 to create some chaos and non sense. The languages I mentioned have been replied to someone I speak with in the comments via here. I recommend reading that overall. I remember seeing some criticism in Vinesauce twitch and YT comments of the dialogue being done overboard and to be too much non sense for Wheatley as a example. Which I respect everyone opinion for not liking the dialogue I worked on and I admit I could have handle the dialogue a lot better if I did not do it in a rush at the time. Please don't attack anyone for that regardless of the negative feedback I was given for Wheatley. How ever I am more proud of Cave Johnson lines then Wheatley's, for Cave I did not do the Limon rant as that was handle by Binkus and he asked me not to change it during development. I am glad he did so, because that line was wonderful and is actually the funniest line for the mod in my opinion. As for Wheatley I did not do the "End of ECL."line for example as the original line I did was kinda risky for the mod. We avoid using offensive language and etc.
@@krthrtz Hi I am not the VA for the characters i mentioned. I only worked on there dialogue. Since Binkus needed help at that point back when. The credit goes to Mahogahy for Cave Johnson and jay33721 for Wheatley.
@@IAmAtEpic I used 28 languages and sometimes I revert back the languages in backwards making it 50 times in some cases. What i used both for Cave Johnson and Wheatley dialogue. Latin, Hausa, Southern Sotho, Hebrew (I been using "Did you mean" when i use English or latin characters and it mess up a lot of things), Nyanja, Xhosa, Zulu, Maori, Hawaiian, Kinyarwanda, Kannada, Javanese, Greek. Arabic and Amernian, amharic, sindhi, Gujitari, urdu, persian, haitian creole, Then i use Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Nepali, Marathi, Hindi, Vietnamese.
Why is nobody talking about how good the voice acting is?? It sounds almost original, this is so damn well done! Wonder if they used AI or if they just had really good impersonators
The texture work/replacement just gets more and more refined and seamlessly integrated. Makes the entire experience feel much more disorienting. I love it.
" Let life be a painful day when you thought you would give a lemon to Johnson. You know who i am, who burned down your house. I'm a lemon! - Cave of John -
49:15 after you see this you won't be able to unsee it, the first turret to sing does not fully shut when it turns off. Its left panel is left a crack open.
now we need: Hunt down the Google Translated Half-alive 2 episode 1 Half-alive 2 episode 2 Team translated 2 The entire Google Translated orignal soundtrack album Left 4 Google 2 Entropy translated 2
Portugal 2 was honestly such a great game for it's time. The writing, gameplay, storytelling, art direction, it was all really ahead of it's time! It was so ahead of it's time, in fact, that it's ahead of our time as well!
45:43 if someone showed me the fact core's GTE lines out of context and told me they were just lines cut from the game, i'd believe it the lines of the GTE fact core just have the same vibes as the OG fact core's
I really want a portrait of Cave Johnson but the plague says Cave of John also my favourite part of Revenge of the Sith is when Anakin tells Obi-Wan that he underestimates his power and Obi-Wan replies “do not try. i have asbestos” also also “my nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits”
I recently played portal 2 again and I absolutely LOVE this. You're the first person to take google translating the ENTIRE game LITERALLY, even the loading screen, props, and TV screens are all even google translated. Love this keep it up 👍
Saving my most favorite timestamps 20:56 need an iPhone in this room 21:08 ubuntu-buffer alias on! 14:45 4 4 4 4 41:42 iTunes we cry 19:46 get rid of your Android-powered iPhone 22:07 oh this is a VERY GOOD
“Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me. Looks like BT ain’t for me either” is the most common thing i ever hear out of google translate. i heard that line in a random typek video a couple years ago 😂😂
The weird part is, this happens due to google translate refusing to translate the text if your doing it too many times. Yeah while it was funny, it can get annoying sometimes when doing translated lines for Wheatley.
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Ohh I am looking forward! thanks for giving us more entertaining. :)
Curse you copyright!
How did it even get copywrited?
Google translated entropy zero 2?
I was just about to ask is the co-op translated... wait this game has dlc? I didn't know that
If Chell really had brain trauma from all that sleep.
She doesn't talk because she can't understand anyone and doesn't wanna be rude
@@BierBart12 Some moron should learn from her cough wheatley cough
@@BierBart12 but then why was she quiet in portal 1?
@@Unknowncoolguybecause she was in a relaxation pod there too.
@@Unknowncoolguybecause it’s the sequel to Portal: Google Translate Edition so she had brain damage in the first game too
"Thou madest, thou dumb man, dumb!"
-Lady Gladys of Portugal
Gladosa killed the Brute, and deliciouas fruits, do not call er.
lol
Wheatley seems to be suffering from some kind of horrible brain injury
He is br*tish
It's just a very minor case of serious brain damage
No, I think he's just British.
@@-XCCR- w o w
In universe he basically is a brain injury.
Cave Johnson: *I'm a lemon!*
GladOs: This man is happy :)
In an alternate universe, Cave Johnson embraces the lemons, makes his scientists turn him into a lemon and he becomes the happiest man alive
The citrus incarnation of "A real human bean"
@@davisdf3064 Yes but sadly he doesn't live long so they turn carolina into a lemon instead and she's evil!!!!
@@davisdf3064 I've turned into a lemon! I'm lemon Johnson!
Cave of John*
"Disposal of asbestos. Not required."
Pretty much in character for -Aperture Science- Diaphragm Workplace!
Laboratories and Americans
33:43 That's my new favorite threat: "Don't try, I have asbestos."
Pocket sand?
Nah
POCKET ASBESTOS!
If you kill me, my body shall release asbestos like a demolished building.
Don't try it, Anakin, i have asbestos!
@@marluna_x Strike me down, and I shall release more asbestos than you can possibly imagine.
*Turns GladOS into a potato*
Wheatly: "lol"
It's fitting
"Wowww. Look at me comments!"
"BECAUSE I'M A POTATOES."
This is older than the video
@@StephenStrange-pk6nb www.patreon.com/deadwatergaming
19:01 “I’d like to have a massage” *confetti*
Most random moment in portal history
its so random but so funny for no reason
@@owenpetry2279 WAIT NO WAY go to 42:04 she really wants that massage, now it's even harder she's a potato lmaoo
[Return to Dinner]
@@Axonnultrax14 Well I mean... If you were an AI who never had the joy of being massaged because you lack a central nervous system and five senses, the concept of a massage would probably sound like a blessing. Same for eating delicious home-cooked food, swimming in a pool, or petting a cat or dog(or whichever pet gives you free serotonin). A robot would probably turn into a glutton and want to try everything endlessly to experience happiness, since happiness is just "an idea" to robots. And some nihilists lol
This made me laugh so hard
27:53 Okay so Wheatley's first orders of business are:
-Encourage police/government brutality
-Tax pizza
Truly a tyrant
Pure evil that one
Absolutely evil
3:21 "If you have trouble viewing the image, click on it to hear an audio version"
It's good to hear that aperture science continues to be accessible to the blind and visually impaired, even in a dire emergency.
I imagine its ai generated like what Microsoft Word does automatically.
I wish they were. I am blind, and portal is not accessible which is very sad.
"Parents! Parents! Parents! Separation." Is the greatest line I've ever heard lol
Wheatley is talking about his parent's(Chocolat and GLaDOS) divorce
@@barbarafigueroalara762
Chell? Don't you mean Chocolat?
@@davisdf3064 oh yeah, I forgot lol
@@davisdf3064GLaDOS calls her Katie in both games, making her full name Katie (???) Chocolat
@@BetterCallBigShotAutos
That sounds like a pop singer name
*"Let life be a painful day when you thought you would give a lemon to Johnson."*
_-Cave of John._
Parking moment
whats the timestamp
@@alanshephard-j7z 39:08
@@Partially_Frozen thanks
42:14 that exhale was wild
OoT redead
@@VincentBakkeI had the same thought
Wheatly takes 3000+ cigarettes per year btw
Evil Cave Johnson be like: "RESTORE THE LIFE OF A LEMON!"
Save life of a lemon. Don't make lemonade.
I AM A LEMON!
Another Idea: "They make a terrible portal conductor, but it turns out ground up moon rocks are the cure for all diseases. I am now immortal" -Jave Cohnson
I'm pretty sure there is canonically an alternate universe version of Cave Johnson called "Dark Johnson" who teams up with the main Cave Johnson to find the moneyverse, a world entirely made out of the US currency.
you mean cave of john
Wheatley saying absolute nonsense and GLaDOS saying basically the opposite of what she would say in the vanilla game are insanely funny
28:36 I love how this chapter was called "The Fall" and it got translated into "Autumn"
6:48
"death, wicked one!"
why does wheatley spontaneously become an oblivion npc
Wheatley: *Proclaiming himself the leader*
*2 seconds later*
Wheatley: LoL
Basically what people think gen z or alpha becoming president will sound like
Me: proclaiming himself the 太平天子
1 second later
Me: i am 布洛陀 now baeqlouxdoh.
@@brycewinton5618 president of the Hui Ola. ae ' ae?
@@brycewinton5618 That is because they will be exactly like this.
"Measurement: Very hot. Near nuclear fusion."
"PIZZA!"
Oh, so that's what all the uncontained fires were about. Wheatley just has absolutely no idea how to make pizza.
That's... very in character for him
@@Streetcleanergamingit is isn’t it
[Promotional promotion]
I think the pizza's a bit burnt
How hot does it take to make a pizza get to the point of nuclear fusion? I’d assume very hot.
the sequel to "think about this," "keep thinking about this thing"
Frrr
The best paradoxical quote, this one will make the robots go crazy
Wheatley is the most evil being you have encountered. Imagine putting a tax on pizza
What a sick monster!!
Mmmm... tasty!
Tax on pizza?!
The gall!
Pure evil. There is no redemption from the Pizza Tax.
True Evil
54:10 "I am sad..-"
"You aren't sad"
Space core gaslighting Wheatley into not being sad
@@barbarafigueroalara762 jedi mind trickery
My BF voices space core here~
"My nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits" is probably going to live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life.
My favorite is "don't include the wrong the chicken"
Honestly, that almost sounds Shakespearian.
It's true
49:07 id like to think shes saying that you were only third place in ruining her life
wheatly got gold and ratman got silver
I know one person who could be above you, possibly first
27:30 glados screams in samsung
I literally cried because of that one 😂
I literally laughed
So true.
27:32
I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT OMG LOOOOL
21:32 That's a good wisdom
Don't mind this, I come back here often..
28:03 - "Who is the leader? I. lol."
28:38 - "Because I'm a POTATOES"
31:05 - Cave of john
48:30 - Glados destroys Carolina valley
49:00 - "Thou madess, Thou dumb man, dumb
21:32 "Please do not use horoscopes to seek healing"
27:31
Lee venit!
*samsung ringtone*
*MAKE MAKE*
Cave of John have confirmed that he is a lemon, a lemon who does not want any lemons.
Also Wheatley just yelling PIZZA! at 41:20 had me freakin dying.
yeah, it surprised me when that happened, just laughed like mad afterwards too.
silence....
PIZZA!
you arent hughie.. he's a lemon
Translator tried to tranlsate Cave Johnson as Cave, Son of John.
Next translator turned it into Cave of John
top ten wheat quotes
43:09 b r a i n d a m a g e
42:16 𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻
47:19 food. Thanks!
@@PhelanRichardsonthe HHHHHHHHHHHHH sounds like a monster from a horror movie to me
14:53 "don't include the wrong chicken"
I'll try not to man but no promises.
2:42 [donkey broken]
Hate it when that happens.
BUILD. A. DONKEY!
My donkey aint working
"what's your favorite type of wheat, dude?"
"factory wheat"
27:39 wheatley is somehow aware hes being recorded for a youtube video
43:20 dedicated yoo button
1:17 the buzzer song was so funny I thought that small explosion sound at the end was the buzzer speaker blowing
2:49 “We are now facing technical problems due to aspects of apocalyptic thought that are beyond us”
This goes hard, this is so SCP Foundation
There Is No Antimemetics Division
I was the one who google translated Wheatley and Cave Johnson lines. (Almost All except for one or two translated lines by Binkus in both characters.)
Since I was helping Binkus at that point in December 2021. Glad you guys enjoyed them. :)
If anyone have questions feel free to ask me.
I do want to explain behind the scenes material and etc.
I want to explain on how I worked on this mod, back in December 2021 I was given untranslated scripts for Cave Johnson and Wheatley.
I was only given 1 month to finish theses, I have to do all of the translations manually by using 50 languages or some cases 28 to create some chaos and non sense.
The languages I mentioned have been replied to someone I speak with in the comments via here. I recommend reading that overall.
I remember seeing some criticism in Vinesauce twitch and YT comments of the dialogue being done overboard and to be too much non sense for Wheatley as a example.
Which I respect everyone opinion for not liking the dialogue I worked on and I admit I could have handle the dialogue a lot better if I did not do it in a rush at the time.
Please don't attack anyone for that regardless of the negative feedback I was given for Wheatley.
How ever I am more proud of Cave Johnson lines then Wheatley's, for Cave I did not do the Limon rant as that was handle by Binkus and he asked me not to change it during development.
I am glad he did so, because that line was wonderful and is actually the funniest line for the mod in my opinion.
As for Wheatley I did not do the "End of ECL."line for example as the original line I did was kinda risky for the mod. We avoid using offensive language and etc.
best va
@@krthrtz Hi I am not the VA for the characters i mentioned. I only worked on there dialogue. Since Binkus needed help at that point back when.
The credit goes to Mahogahy for Cave Johnson and jay33721 for Wheatley.
what language did you use to translate to and back?
@@IAmAtEpic I used 28 languages and sometimes I revert back the languages in backwards making it 50 times in some cases.
What i used both for Cave Johnson and Wheatley dialogue.
Latin, Hausa, Southern Sotho, Hebrew (I been using "Did you mean" when i use English or latin characters and it mess up a lot of things), Nyanja, Xhosa, Zulu, Maori, Hawaiian, Kinyarwanda, Kannada, Javanese, Greek.
Arabic and Amernian, amharic, sindhi, Gujitari, urdu, persian, haitian creole,
Then i use Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Nepali, Marathi, Hindi, Vietnamese.
@@DalekEnclave123 that is a lot, here i was thinking from English to greek and back 😅😂😂 nice work, ended up being funny as hell
33:50 "I don't know what to do." relatable.
I look forward to the co-op episode with perfectly cut screams as you inevitably kill each other.
GlaDOSs scream being the android notification sound actually kind of makes sense when you think about it
Portal 2, but everyone except the protagonist has a minor case of serious brain damage
or is it just the protagonist with brain damage hearing everything like this
a verrry minor case
34:39 “Can this bird be KILLED!?”
I imagine that this is what Flowey sounds like.
"Say, you're an expert on murder. Can this bird be killed?"
~Flowey to the player in a genocide route, probably
13:47 pov: you try to start a tab for a bar in Texas
LMAOOO
Lmfao
as a Texan: accurate
2:42
*"D O N K E Y B R O K E N"*
In Google translate Opposing Forces, didn't one of the military guys mentioned killing a donkey?
My DONKEY AINT WORKING
" Welcome to social media "
- Cave of John -
Why is nobody talking about how good the voice acting is?? It sounds almost original, this is so damn well done! Wonder if they used AI or if they just had really good impersonators
It's all voice acted by real people. With Melodyne being used to apply the robotic effects to most of the voice lines.
@@DeadwaterGaming Ah thanks for answering! Really impressive how good this turned out!
@@DeadwaterGamingThe very one Versiris used iirc?
Wait, seriously? I honestly thought these were entirely different characters speaking. There's like no difference at all, maybe small if anything.
38:58. The lemon quote you've been waiting for
I AM A LEMON!
Even google translated, Cave Johnson is still spiting
YOU KNOW WHO I AM, WHO BURNED DOWN YOUR HOUSE. IM A LEMON‼️
@@jc.9351This man is happy :)
the hit game: Portugul 2, published by the games company Umbilical Cord
43:23 potatOs sounds like she high as a lemon
Huh
The texture work/replacement just gets more and more refined and seamlessly integrated.
Makes the entire experience feel much more disorienting. I love it.
GLaDOS: “Id like to have a massage”
Dispenser: yippee
19:00
" Let life be a painful day when you thought you would give a lemon to Johnson. You know who i am, who burned down your house. I'm a lemon!
- Cave of John -
"This man is happy!"
-Potatos_
39:10
“HE IS BUILDING HIS HOUSE!”
Lemon of John
8:22 the subtitles calling Wheatley ,,Wheat Pincher” made me 💀
Well, he did create Factory Wheat
49:15 after you see this you won't be able to unsee it, the first turret to sing does not fully shut when it turns off. Its left panel is left a crack open.
now we need:
Hunt down the Google Translated
Half-alive 2 episode 1
Half-alive 2 episode 2
Team translated 2
The entire Google Translated orignal soundtrack album
Left 4 Google 2
Entropy translated 2
ikr
HALF ALIVE 💀
@@ADC2009 thats google translate half life 2
@@Jaseloves_sudo I know it’s hilarious
HDTF Google translated would be hilarious
"Hassan, go back to bed" really got me
14:40 this needs to be on a t-shirt
Also [aging]
Portugal 2 was honestly such a great game for it's time. The writing, gameplay, storytelling, art direction, it was all really ahead of it's time! It was so ahead of it's time, in fact, that it's ahead of our time as well!
11:00 So glad that the effort was put in to translate and dub the Vilify easter egg, because I would've been very disappointed if it wasn't.
17:10 his response to getting shot was Google Translated too
"Are you google translated now?"
I love the subtle undertones of glados poorly trying to get chell over her depression and wheatley being a bad shakespearen actor
The tests are really just a really intricate and deadly series of therapy sessions designed very haphazardly
11:18 Binkus felt Timbles and Mohagany's presence through the radio and knew they were bothering while he was singing peacefully.
14:28 my hair is on fire, so don’t do it
Error: CRITICISM
Twitter users
@@sammy_wills Reddit users too, sadly.
45:43 if someone showed me the fact core's GTE lines out of context and told me they were just lines cut from the game, i'd believe it
the lines of the GTE fact core just have the same vibes as the OG fact core's
27:36 we’re looking
here we are! *waves*
28:38
“Oh my gosh”
“How are you”
*”BECAUSE IM A POTATOES”*
-Glados 2024
[applause applause]
27:08 this sounded like something from Dora the explorer
Blood pressure discrimination is far too common in our culture today.
"Remember to practice walking."
People in wheelchairs: 😡
They didn't practice enough
I really want a portrait of Cave Johnson but the plague says Cave of John
also my favourite part of Revenge of the Sith is when Anakin tells Obi-Wan that he underestimates his power and Obi-Wan replies “do not try. i have asbestos”
also also “my nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits”
Its at 31:05 for people wondering
@@huss2891 thanks, i was actually going to have the timestamp in my original comment and then. didnt. for some reason, idr
33:57 "thinking cap": this sucks actually
*pointing at the joy of disaster, the literal coolest thing ever*
22:07 OHHOHO DIS IS A VERY GOOD
27:32 samsung notification sfx
Screams in Samsung
I recently played portal 2 again and I absolutely LOVE this. You're the first person to take google translating the ENTIRE game LITERALLY, even the loading screen, props, and TV screens are all even google translated. Love this keep it up 👍
it wasn't just them, they just make videos of the mods and have a cameo in some of them.
Wheatley essentially said:
"Wow! Look at me, Chat!"
But comment because self aware that he's in a video.
Omg no way I lived long enough to see a portal 2 Google translated video, I'm actually happy ^^
Same man
Saving my most favorite timestamps
20:56 need an iPhone in this room
21:08 ubuntu-buffer alias on!
14:45 4 4 4 4
41:42 iTunes we cry
19:46 get rid of your Android-powered iPhone
22:07 oh this is a VERY GOOD
wheatley vs glados ❌
apple vs open source community ✅
THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL!
26:20 This is really nice because the music actually does change (Wheatley's leitmotif becomes more prominent)
14:49 why did wheatley turn into bottom gear Jeremy Clarkson ? XD
[Aging]
I can't believe Wheat Pincer went through puberty.
23:27 "you use papyrus!?!?!?!"
Nyah hehehehe
Me when my bones are trousled
I can't put into words how I almost asphyxiated from laughing by seeing "cave of John". I legitimately thought I was gonna die
47:04
Wheatley: you have a blood clot don't you?
Me: stop discriminating against people with high blood pressure!
5:11 Fish Stick, Fish stick sandwich, Fish stick sandwich buritoooooooooo! now that's a reference
Fish truck.
NO WAY
I look into the recommended videos section and what do I see, but this video
I am very excited
Portal 2, but you're really feeling that brain damage.
The greatest thing about this mod is how "normal" Cave Johnson's lines sound.
OMG YOU HAVE A CYN PROFILE!!!
50:55 That sounds like the time I put a weight on a vinyl record while it was playing
“Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me. Looks like BT ain’t for me either” is the most common thing i ever hear out of google translate. i heard that line in a random typek video a couple years ago 😂😂
its even better because BT is actually just a random magikoopa in color splash according to that games gtranslate
Apparently, Google does not like British Telecommunications. Don't know what the latter did, but it must've been unforgivable.
what did BT do to google, he just a big robot
The weird part is, this happens due to google translate refusing to translate the text if your doing it too many times.
Yeah while it was funny, it can get annoying sometimes when doing translated lines for Wheatley.
23:23 literally canon
Aperture Science: No it is not
I really want to see a collaboration between Cicero and Katie.
44:18 goes hard, sounds like an actual Portal line
49:12 I want "My Misfortune" as a album cover. 🤟😎
27:31 wild choice, tuning that to the default samsung phonenotification sound
As a resident of North Carolina I can confirm that we have been destroyed.
finally, we needed this
27:31 that scream sounded like a Samsung notification sound
It makes you laugh, if not depressed. Strangely poetic.
"Don't try. I have asbestos."
-Cave Johnson bossfight