Guiliman actually did have another super power. He had two loving parents to raise him. So when E-money came to pick him up, he didn't consider the Emperor his father. Thus, no daddy issues.
@@omegadeadpool2947 It's an exedingly rare power in the Warhammer world. Isn't so rare Guilliman notes that a lot people in the imperium look at him like he's the god emperor himself when he's just using common sense.
You know who else led a bunch of people with daddy issues? Commander Shepard, and he actually harnessed the power of those daddy issues to save the galaxy, Big E doomed it.
Oddly enough, Lorgar wasn't wrong. The emperor knew that God's did in fact exist, that religious belief could indeed form entities in the warp. So the Empirical Truth was a lie from the beginning, one that left his son's ill prepared to deal with chaos and ultimately resulted in the Heresy. Had the emperor embraced godhood his power would have been far superior than he was before being interned on the throne.
Big E:"You are gifted and talented Magnus. Never forget this" Magnus: " :'D " Post heresy warning "Forget not being able to save Angron from the butcher's nails- you are my biggest regret" " D': "
14:27 In “Armor of Fate” Guilliman makes a joke about a pencil being his greatest enemy to the surprise of Cato, he then says he was known to crack the occasional joke during the Great Crusade but doesn’t suppose that was recorded.
Looking at it after watching this, Lorgar and Angron are the most tragic. Angron was gifted with an immense empathy and initially had the makings to be one of mankinds greatest protectors as he was willing to fight and die for some scrappy "worthless" gladiators that he could empathize with, see their pain fear and want to be there no matter what. Angron's loss is why the Imperium is so cold as his job for its growth was to be there. The emperor ripped him from that, and continued to just punish him and showed nothing but his cold calculating side, which while good for management, led to chaos so easily entering as chaos can offer more than anything cold logic could for its people. If the emperor didn't treat angron so poorly we could have actually seen a brighter, instead of hopeless, galaxy. Lorgar is more ironic, but none the less tragic. It was said that when the emperor wasn't using his "disguise" that makes him out to be this glorious golden overlord, he looks very similar to Lorgar and it is kind of funny when you think about what the emperor's greatest mental flaw was. While the emperor knew logic was the answer, while he constantly fought to destroy religions that he saw as harmful towards mankind's progress, he really did have a god complex. He enjoyed toying with priests of churches to push them to submit to his ideas, made many religious references to himself, and while he did want mankind to be greater and better, saw himself as its superior. Honestly in all but the name itself he DID picture himself as the god of humanity, Lorgar saw it and the emperor did not.
My only disagreement is that Angrons issue wasn’t just the emperor ripping him from his gladiators. He had the butchers nails which caused irreversible damage to his brain/psyche resulting in him being overly aggressive. There was a passage in one of the HH books that discussed it. I think it was with Malcador and it was basically like “Look at these scans? We can’t take them out or he will die but if we don’t take them out he remains a raging killer”
@@collinducharme5388 A good point, and one I skipped over due to my own negligence! Potentially even why the emperor treated Angron so coldly with the "better a broken tool" approach, since he figured Angron was just going to devolve due to the nails anyways. If I do remember, and mind you I cannot remember the reference, but I think initially there was a chance to save him from the nails potentially, but there were "more important matters", though could be my own memory failing me, either way a good point!
Apparently despite the Big E's god teir psycher powers, his liver still couldn't stack up to that of his alcoholic werewolf viking son. You'd think he could just use his powers to 'delete' the alcohol from his bloodstream as he consumes it but apparently, nope lol.
When you said that a techno knight trying to assassinate the emperor is like Steven Hawking trying to beat the rock in a fist fight do you mean corpse Hawking or nearly corpse Hawking?
Not so guys, before hawko became the wheelchair bound equivalent of the big E he had a really good ABA (amateur boxing association) career here in the UK, probably could have gone pro
@majorkill , in reference to 14:27 Reptile Gogurtman did tell a pretty funny joke in Armor of Fate at the expense of Sicarius. ‘I have the manual dexterity of a Legio Cybernetica battle automaton!’ Guilliman said. ‘Created by the Lord of All Mankind, master of the greatest armies in the Imperium, and I cannot pick up a plastek flimsy.’ He glared at the offending articles. ‘My greatest enemy.’ There was a thoughtful quiet. ‘You are joking, my lord?’ said Sicarius. Guilliman looked at Sicarius. He had to turn all the way around to do so. The pauldrons, ornamental wings and large halo mounted on his back made it impossible for him to see over his shoulder. At least he had stopped knocking into things. There was that. ‘By the Throne, why am I expected to be serious at all times? Yes, Captain Sicarius, I am making light of my predicament. During the worst of the Great Crusade, I was known to make the occasional jest. Even after Terra fell. I did not spend my entire previous life writing deep thoughts into little notebooks, but sometimes dared to enjoy myself. I suppose that was not recorded in the hagiographies.’ ‘Humour is not something you are renowned for, my lord.’ ‘My time in this new age has revealed that to me amply.’
He also shits on Erebus before the HH: "‘Hails have been received from the arriving captains and commanders,’ says Gage. ‘Erebus requests an audience at your convenience.’ ‘He can wait a while,’ says Guilliman. ‘The man is quite deplorable. I’d rather we tolerated them all in one go.’ His sons laugh again." -Know No Fear And the name of his legion is like a five layer pun
@@outis7080 I know there's a rule abour not explaining the joke, but would you mind explaining the pun anyway? I've never heard of the name of ultramarines legion being a five layer pun.
@@geranarthy2309 The region they're based in is called Realm of Ultramar. Their main color is ultramarine-blue. They're pretty much golden standard for baseline Astartes, hence *Ultra* Marines. Dunno other layers.
The missing Primarchs are intentionally missing and removed so you can make your own to use as either a Loyalist or Traitor, and make up your own backstory and have it easily be able to fit into the cannon lore. And didn't Alpharius lead a swarm of ships to attack a small fleet being led by Horus, and actually battles to Horus' bridge, and was able to dodge shots at his head from Horus himself, and that Horus knew by these facts that he must be facing a new found Primarch?
One of a few stories. I mean its Alpha legion. Also fun fact: no one knows if Alpaharius and Omegon were separated or not. Though it makes more sense that they were and thus gives more credence to the multiple stories. There is a story that "Alpaharius" never even left terra.
One of them is, the other is NOT coming back. When you’re title is ‘The Purged’ and even Alpharius only has suspicions about who did it you know at least one of them is gone and not possibly traitor gone - properly gone.
This is the first video by Majorkill that I watched. When I heard, "The primarchs were an interesting group of dudes, each one representing a different aspect of the GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND! ...As well as one of his many mental disorders," I knew this was going to be an interesting video.
Morty. Hi. How are you doing. Still hating Psyker’s, can’t blame you. Despite the smell you were one of my favorites. Angron was a close second. He was funny.
When the Emperor finaly meets the most glorious Primarch Angus McFife the 23rd Primarch of another galaxy all will finally be fine and...simply glorious.
Angron didn't have anger management issues, he had them forced on him by the Butcher Nails. He actually had the Emperors Empathy that was twisted and tortured him via the Butchers Nails.
@@bestnameever1850with the big Es power and influence at the time, you think he'd help angron with his gladiators which will take a few hours compared to having a drinking and eating contest
I feel for Perturabo. He was the smartest, kindest and nicest dude out there, full of creativity and vigor...and he was dumped into the trash by his father, getting the shittiest of shitty jobs and didnt even get a sliver of the glory. No wonder he got fed up with time.
@@Jimothyjohns Perty's flaw was that he was socially awkward and didn't understand the value of just saying what he wanted. He assumed that if he did a great job and kept on doing so, that he'd be given praise and acknowledgement but lacked the social skills to realize that being good at extremely violent siege warfare and never complaining instead unintentionally made people think that he was a destructive maniac who loved the job that he actually hated. In other words, Perty has the unique quality among the primarchs in that his downfall wasn't caused by daddy issues, but rather by social ineptitude. Social ineptitude that would be comedy material if it wasn't so violently tragic.
Don't know about kindest, he was kind of a dick even before meeting the emperor. He actually had a loving adoptive family in his home planet, but he always stayed distant because he couldn't relate to anyone.
"Rogal Dorn, I am your father. I know it may come as a shock, but you are a Primarch, the bedrock of my vision for the future of humanity, the vision of our genetic future." "Yes. I will join you. And build things." "... That was much simpler than I expected." "Yes."
I literally checked MK channel to see if I missed an upload, buggered off to get some food and came back 10 mins later to see he uploaded a video. My prayers have been answered. Thank you God Emperor, thank you primarch Majorkill
Here's another fun detail about Omegon: some sources I've looked at seem to believe he may have somehow been saved from the Great Karen-ing by landing on Terra of all places. From there, he worked for Big E in secret with one or possibly several of the conflicting stories surrounding Alpharius actually being him before the twins reunited at some point. And this kind of thing is WHY I've gotten tired of discussing the Alpha Legion...
He was just a rookie guardsmen and he surely shook with pride, He checked off his equipment and made sure his laz was primed, He had to stand and listen to the commissar who roared; “For the glory of the Emperor! Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line” For the glory of the Emperor!” He looked above the trench and saw a wave of green for miles, He stood among his brethren all, steady rank and file, From the trench erupted then an all consuming roar; “For the glory of the Emperor! Glory glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sail across the sky! Glory glory we shall hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor!” The crack of laz was loud and the air he breathed was burnt, His friend who stood there next to him then burst, badly hurt, He stood once more and shouted loud for every ork to hear; “Forward, for the Emperor!” Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor!” A side ways shot from a shoota ork had struck him hard and low, He looked down at his broken laz and felt it about to blow, He chucked it at the enemy with all his mustered might; “For the glory of the emperor!” Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the emperor!” He felt him self fall backwards with an unforgiving sigh The gut shot he had took he knew would shortly claim his life He lay there in the dirt and mud and shouted out once more; “For, the glory of the Emperor!” Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor!” There was guts between his fingers and his blood poured then from his mouth The pain he felt was great but then he couldn’t help but smile He couldn’t ask for more then death for the holy Emperor, For the glory of the Emperor!” Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor! “Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor! “Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor!
for Horus i seem to remember reading somewhere (though it could have been fan made) with instead of the emperor finding horus the imperium and Horus' empire just bumping into each other , though the imperium just bumping into the primarchs seems more like what would happen to Alpharius and Omegon
Pretty sure it was the eye ... since he was the one who actually named it ... The Eye of Terror... because that is what it was to him his entire life. Always watching. Always there. Always terrifying.
1st theory: I think he simply doesnt care. The Primarch are barely more than tools for him and he only call them his sons to make them more obedient. 2nd theory: He did have a tiny bit of care toward some of the Primarch, but his ultimate goal is the domination of humanity and everything else can be sacrificed for that goal, that was the reason he created them in the first place.
Each Primarch deserve a movie of their own with the epilogue being the meet and greet with The Emperor. Any missing information can be filled with ideas from writers for each film. Basically you need 20+ directors who know the lore front to back who can work on the movies simultaneously and then put the whole package on a premium pay to view. Premiers would make billions.
I was looking for someone to explain the joke to me :D His named after a white poet, but he should be black? The name if you break it up also dosnt sound black: ''Lion'' animal the symbolizes royalty (could be black), ''El'' spanish and ''Johnson'': just the whitest name of all. Maybe the joke just goes over my head
Konrad also ate humans on nostramo growing up. Since everyone there were murderers and rapists he gained memories of how to murder and rape kinda like astartes eating brains.
I kinda wondered what would have happened if the Primarchs had a mother figure in their lives or if Big E had a bunch of baby mama's each and Primarch had their own mom, wonder what each one would be like. P.S. My mind is weird
Guilliman had a mother figure in his life - Tarasha Euten, seneschal of king Konor Guilliman. At times, even during the Horus Heresy, he was coming to her for consolation.
Big Question: What would exactly happen if a Primarch landed on our world? In real life? We can all guess that said Primarch will conquer our world. But how will they go about it?
It really depends. Gulliman would probably work his way onto becoming a world leader through democratic election. Rogel Dorn would lead a crusade and become king of Earth. And I don’t know what Alpharius would do. Especially if he and Omegon are actually two separate people
I am somewhat annoyed at how neglected the Iron Hands and Ferrus Manus are as, to me personally, they have great potential to be a great source of story-telling for the community if GW could tap into the many subjects they could use. The tragedy and friendship between Ferrus Manus and Fulgrim of how they first met, how they got along, struggled together, became as close as they were, and the emotions and thoughts in their heads as they saw each other at the Dropsite Massacre and fought before Ferrus' death. They could use the Iron Hands and their successor chapters as having an agenda; to destroy the traitors of Emperor's Children legion however they can and return their Primarch's (probably VERY sticky) skull back to them, including his remains that were torn from his body after he was killed. A chapter full of space marines, full on vengeance and cybernetic enhancements, actively hunting the traitors that ruined their parent legion and killed their father with intent of putting him back together, either to put him at rest or resurrecting him through whatever reasons they can. Maybe even the Iron Hands and their chapters could be doing legion-building in secret to accomplish this and with the primaris marine reinforcements, this could bring them that closer to goal than imagined. So much fhucking potential for them and yet... tumbleweed. They are supposed to be one of the original loyalist legions, the first legion to lose their primarch, and one that valued strength and effectiveness above all else, essentially making as if Ferrus Manus was Guts from Berserk and his sons are a bunch of mini Guts who can forge and use advanced wargear. Hopefully that'll change but not likely unless GW wants their models pushed out.
But dad. Angron was fucking amazing... he was about as good at being social as a wood chipper filled with chainsaws and rabid honey-badgers. But when you were in his presence you knew where you stood. He hated everyone equally. And he was hilarious when you threw stuff at him.
I find it funny that earlier meeting like Leman Russ, the Big E has got days for challenges.....by the time he gets to Angron and the latter half "Fuck it I aint got time for this shit, I've already done like 9 acts of strength before meeting you, we got shit to do"
Wow, even instantly falling down and worshiping the Emperor wholeheartedly didn't save most Primachs from him being a dick to them. He just seemed to pick his favorites at random and treat the rest with either apathy or malice
@Andy Alvarez He's clearly a grown man. Unlike you, who's clearly under 18 and gets upset at sounds on the internet. Racism is having negative associations with a person or group of people based on racial characteristics. He clearly does not hate other races.
Just wanna add to this vid that the Origin of the Alpha Legion was recently released with the primarch book Alpharius: Head Of The Hydra (2021) -Spoiler Warning- Turns out Alpharius was actually the first Primarch to be discovered all along. Even before Horus. In short, the emperor kept his discovery a secret and Alpharius hid himself between other Astartes Legionaires from that moment onward. He was btw secretly present when BigE found Horus and other primarchs. Later it was Alpharius who actually (and again secretly) found Omegon, his twin brother. To better understand their role in the Imperium they still kept their existence secret for the time. Only after the primarchs are all found they decided to reveal themselves via a typical Alpha Legion scheming. From that point onward it's the already known lore (with the supposed raider attack on Horus fleet). Only that they switched places. Omegon revealed himself as Alpharius to the wider Imperium and the true Alpharius kept his existence still a secret. He assumed the role of Omegon inside his legion without anyone knowing that he is actually the twin primarch and the original Alpharius. Another interesting thing is that Alpharius (the real one) was personally trained by Malcador for years. I personally tend to believe that he could indeed be secretly a loyalist after all. It would explain the weird behavings of the Alpha Legion during the heresy. One Primarch was traitor, and the other >secretly< loyalist. Therefore it was most likely in truth Omegon (still posing as Alpharius) who later faced Dorn during the Solar War. And in context of all this it seems no accident that he actually died during the heresy. TLDR; Alpharius is the first Primarch to be found and Omegon is officially the last.
I've nvr laughed so hard in my life especially when bro said wife beating drunk oh the memories of dad and mom just flooded back... good times good times... I love you dad
What if the 2 primarchs who got offed was because their rise to power before meeting the emperor was like some super heretical basically heresy before the heresy chaos shit
Lorgar: "HE IS THE MESSIAH!" Emperor: "No Im NOT the Messiah!" Lorgar: "HE DENIES IT! HE IS THE MESSIAH!" Emperor: "Okay fine, I'm the Messiah." Lorgar: "HE IS THE MESSIAH!" Emperor: **facepalm**
Hey majorkill were those actual canon portraits of the missing primarchs i want to know also will you do a video focusing on the missing primarchs or not plz respond to this
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@@mediterraneanarhcitype4211 yes
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i am alpharius
@@heliosjollywolf9552 we are alpharius
Guiliman actually did have another super power. He had two loving parents to raise him. So when E-money came to pick him up, he didn't consider the Emperor his father. Thus, no daddy issues.
Robot Girly Man also had another superpower
Common sense and a Functional Brain
@@omegadeadpool2947 Jhagatai Khan also had this power, as far as I can tell.
@@omegadeadpool2947 It's an exedingly rare power in the Warhammer world. Isn't so rare Guilliman notes that a lot people in the imperium look at him like he's the god emperor himself when he's just using common sense.
What split the Imperium of Man in half?
D a d d y
I s s u e s
And the MurderFuck orgy of the ancient space elfs that created the eye of terror
@@dovahkiin_brasil you are welcome.
pretty much ya
You know who else led a bunch of people with daddy issues? Commander Shepard, and he actually harnessed the power of those daddy issues to save the galaxy, Big E doomed it.
There, I gave you rhe 666th like, youre welcome
"Dorn was so autistic, than chaos seized up and died near him"
Best line in the video.
Worth it
Ok but that’s the only way he could beat perturabo bc Although perti knew how to do everything, knowing how to beat mega-neurodivergency is impossible
So not even Angron is as autistic as Dorn? haha.
@@SilentHotdog28 Nah, Angron is rated most likely to try and continue to use meth by the ton 30,000 - 41,000 AD though
“Hey Rogal! ROOOGAAAL! Why don’t you try and get into my NEEEW impenetrable-fortress! Even I don’t know how to get into this one!!!!”
Emperor: Just listen to me I'm not the Messiah
Lorgar: He is the Messiah!
sp ak only a messiah would say that!
He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!
Oddly enough, Lorgar wasn't wrong. The emperor knew that God's did in fact exist, that religious belief could indeed form entities in the warp. So the Empirical Truth was a lie from the beginning, one that left his son's ill prepared to deal with chaos and ultimately resulted in the Heresy. Had the emperor embraced godhood his power would have been far superior than he was before being interned on the throne.
That does not change the fact that Lorgar just wanted exuse why he was do screwed up. Lorgar quote:
Not my fault god told me to do it.
Some romans were Israelites they was with the Daicans at the time
Lore and TTS gives me the impression that Magnus is simultaneously Big E's favorite and least favorite son.
Big E:"You are gifted and talented Magnus. Never forget this"
Magnus: " :'D "
Post heresy warning
"Forget not being able to save Angron from the butcher's nails- you are my biggest regret"
" D': "
Magny Magic is my favorite.
He wasn't supposed to turn traitor he's my biggest regret.
I want Magnus to be loyal again.
Emperor of Mankind oh mighty Man Emperor of Mankind. What of your other favorite the mighty Hawk boy.
Pretty sure he is
If Roboute Guilliman is a super administrator, does that make Marneus Calgar a super secretary?
I guess vice super administrator does make him a super secretary. A very good point.
Great. Now I'm imagining Calgar in a sexy secretary outfit.
@@Trust751 Hey Marneus! Where's my coffee??
i see it more like Grandpa Smurf and Papa Smurf.
Cato Sicarius, Super Intern.
14:27 In “Armor of Fate” Guilliman makes a joke about a pencil being his greatest enemy to the surprise of Cato, he then says he was known to crack the occasional joke during the Great Crusade but doesn’t suppose that was recorded.
So you saying Guilimans hobby was comedy?
Cato Sicarius? I CATO SICARIUS...
I wouldn't be surprised if he just remembered when he john whicked an ork or two with a pencil but played it as a joke
Guilliman: my greatest enemy is a pencil
Trazyn: *holding a giant pencil* hehehehehe
@@ultramarinescaptain3840 and clapping Eldar cheeks, don't forget that.
Horus is what you get when you don't beat your kids, and angron is when you beat them too much.
Benito Mussolini yes
@@sirshotty7689 so beating your kids is ok?
@@localagoraphobe On a kid by kid basis.
@@myriad9597 what do you mean
@@localagoraphobe Depends on if it will actually produce results. But a non physical option is always preferred. So no and yes.
Looking at it after watching this, Lorgar and Angron are the most tragic. Angron was gifted with an immense empathy and initially had the makings to be one of mankinds greatest protectors as he was willing to fight and die for some scrappy "worthless" gladiators that he could empathize with, see their pain fear and want to be there no matter what. Angron's loss is why the Imperium is so cold as his job for its growth was to be there. The emperor ripped him from that, and continued to just punish him and showed nothing but his cold calculating side, which while good for management, led to chaos so easily entering as chaos can offer more than anything cold logic could for its people. If the emperor didn't treat angron so poorly we could have actually seen a brighter, instead of hopeless, galaxy.
Lorgar is more ironic, but none the less tragic. It was said that when the emperor wasn't using his "disguise" that makes him out to be this glorious golden overlord, he looks very similar to Lorgar and it is kind of funny when you think about what the emperor's greatest mental flaw was. While the emperor knew logic was the answer, while he constantly fought to destroy religions that he saw as harmful towards mankind's progress, he really did have a god complex. He enjoyed toying with priests of churches to push them to submit to his ideas, made many religious references to himself, and while he did want mankind to be greater and better, saw himself as its superior. Honestly in all but the name itself he DID picture himself as the god of humanity, Lorgar saw it and the emperor did not.
Nice evaluation skill man keep it up
My only disagreement is that Angrons issue wasn’t just the emperor ripping him from his gladiators. He had the butchers nails which caused irreversible damage to his brain/psyche resulting in him being overly aggressive. There was a passage in one of the HH books that discussed it. I think it was with Malcador and it was basically like “Look at these scans? We can’t take them out or he will die but if we don’t take them out he remains a raging killer”
@@collinducharme5388 A good point, and one I skipped over due to my own negligence! Potentially even why the emperor treated Angron so coldly with the "better a broken tool" approach, since he figured Angron was just going to devolve due to the nails anyways. If I do remember, and mind you I cannot remember the reference, but I think initially there was a chance to save him from the nails potentially, but there were "more important matters", though could be my own memory failing me, either way a good point!
@JOSHUA ABNER WTF are you on? Nevermind, I don't want to know. But seriously, why'd you repost that 24 times?!
@@collinducharme5388 I’m pretty sure they could be taken out without him dying but taking out the butchers nails would essentially lobotomize him.
Q: What Happened When The Emperor Met Each Primarch?
A: Each got their own legion of space marines
Or what was left of them ... see the Emperors Children and the Thousand Sons for further reference.
The Idea of Big E getting salty over the battle with Leman is canon to me.
it actually IS cannon XD
It kinda is.
Apparently despite the Big E's god teir psycher powers, his liver still couldn't stack up to that of his alcoholic werewolf viking son. You'd think he could just use his powers to 'delete' the alcohol from his bloodstream as he consumes it but apparently, nope lol.
@@7ElevenTruther That would be cheating.
@@liamjm9278 would Big E really care about cheating?
The primarchs would make for an epic Doctor Phil season.
If they wemt on Jerry Springer, half the planet would be destroyed.
Imagine the Angron episode,...
"the least funny one: Rogal Dorn" you clearly are not watching if the emperor had a TTS.
Fuck dorn he eats cats
@@localagoraphobe fuc you
“This is true” - Dorn
When you said that a techno knight trying to assassinate the emperor is like Steven Hawking trying to beat the rock in a fist fight do you mean corpse Hawking or nearly corpse Hawking?
Same result
Does it really matter?
Not so guys, before hawko became the wheelchair bound equivalent of the big E he had a really good ABA (amateur boxing association) career here in the UK, probably could have gone pro
Dave Williams i’m tempted to make senator armstrong reference
Um...is there a difference?
@majorkill , in reference to 14:27 Reptile Gogurtman did tell a pretty funny joke in Armor of Fate at the expense of Sicarius.
‘I have the manual dexterity of a Legio Cybernetica battle automaton!’ Guilliman said. ‘Created by the Lord of All Mankind, master of the greatest armies in the Imperium, and I cannot pick up a plastek flimsy.’ He glared at the offending articles. ‘My greatest enemy.’
There was a thoughtful quiet.
‘You are joking, my lord?’ said Sicarius.
Guilliman looked at Sicarius. He had to turn all the way around to do so. The pauldrons, ornamental wings and large halo mounted on his back made it impossible for him to see over his shoulder. At least he had stopped knocking into things. There was that.
‘By the Throne, why am I expected to be serious at all times? Yes, Captain Sicarius, I am making light of my predicament. During the worst of the Great Crusade, I was known to make the occasional jest. Even after Terra fell. I did not spend my entire previous life writing deep thoughts into little notebooks, but sometimes dared to enjoy myself. I suppose that was not recorded in the hagiographies.’
‘Humour is not something you are renowned for, my lord.’
‘My time in this new age has revealed that to me amply.’
He also shits on Erebus before the HH:
"‘Hails have been received from the arriving captains and commanders,’ says Gage. ‘Erebus requests an audience at your convenience.’
‘He can wait a while,’ says Guilliman. ‘The man is quite deplorable. I’d rather we tolerated them all in one go.’
His sons laugh again."
-Know No Fear
And the name of his legion is like a five layer pun
@@outis7080 I know there's a rule abour not explaining the joke, but would you mind explaining the pun anyway? I've never heard of the name of ultramarines legion being a five layer pun.
@@geranarthy2309 The region they're based in is called Realm of Ultramar.
Their main color is ultramarine-blue.
They're pretty much golden standard for baseline Astartes, hence *Ultra* Marines.
Dunno other layers.
@@caav56 Ultramarine is a shade of blue, but the Ultra Marines aren't ultramarine, more of a deep blue.
Ultramarines do tend to make puns when they want to. Ever seen that Ultramarines movie, apothecary made jokes left and right.
The missing Primarchs are intentionally missing and removed so you can make your own to use as either a Loyalist or Traitor, and make up your own backstory and have it easily be able to fit into the cannon lore.
And didn't Alpharius lead a swarm of ships to attack a small fleet being led by Horus, and actually battles to Horus' bridge, and was able to dodge shots at his head from Horus himself, and that Horus knew by these facts that he must be facing a new found Primarch?
One of a few stories. I mean its Alpha legion. Also fun fact: no one knows if Alpaharius and Omegon were separated or not. Though it makes more sense that they were and thus gives more credence to the multiple stories. There is a story that "Alpaharius" never even left terra.
One of them is, the other is NOT coming back.
When you’re title is ‘The Purged’ and even Alpharius only has suspicions about who did it you know at least one of them is gone and not possibly traitor gone - properly gone.
Unfortunately as of 9th you have to pick a legion or chapter
This is the first video by Majorkill that I watched. When I heard, "The primarchs were an interesting group of dudes, each one representing a different aspect of the GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND! ...As well as one of his many mental disorders," I knew this was going to be an interesting video.
_37 Minutes late, an improvement!_
Morty. Hi. How are you doing. Still hating Psyker’s, can’t blame you. Despite the smell you were one of my favorites. Angron was a close second. He was funny.
When the Emperor finaly meets the most glorious Primarch Angus McFife the 23rd Primarch of another galaxy all will finally be fine and...simply glorious.
I see you are a man of culture as well
All enemies of mankind shall break before the might of the hootsforce!
Dunno man, that hammer looks like heresy
Angus McFife XIII vs. Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy
Id love to try and paint the 11th legion, "Space Knights Of Crail."
Angron didn't have anger management issues, he had them forced on him by the Butcher Nails. He actually had the Emperors Empathy that was twisted and tortured him via the Butchers Nails.
I still find it funny when The Emperor tries to disguise himself. Being the tallest human ever.
Big E should've just punched Angron into unconsciousness to keep him loyal.
Poor Angron
@@magnusthered4973 well, at least Big E would've taught him a lesson.
Or you know actually display announce emotional maturity and not let all of the people his son actually gave a shit about fucking die
Bro he shouldve just sent 1 custodes in to help his army
that custode woulve solo'd the whole darn conflict
@@bestnameever1850with the big Es power and influence at the time, you think he'd help angron with his gladiators which will take a few hours compared to having a drinking and eating contest
I feel for Perturabo. He was the smartest, kindest and nicest dude out there, full of creativity and vigor...and he was dumped into the trash by his father, getting the shittiest of shitty jobs and didnt even get a sliver of the glory. No wonder he got fed up with time.
He never complained though, nor did he try and change anything
@@Jimothyjohns He changed things by beating his father’s ass
@@Jimothyjohns
Perty's flaw was that he was socially awkward and didn't understand the value of just saying what he wanted. He assumed that if he did a great job and kept on doing so, that he'd be given praise and acknowledgement but lacked the social skills to realize that being good at extremely violent siege warfare and never complaining instead unintentionally made people think that he was a destructive maniac who loved the job that he actually hated.
In other words, Perty has the unique quality among the primarchs in that his downfall wasn't caused by daddy issues, but rather by social ineptitude. Social ineptitude that would be comedy material if it wasn't so violently tragic.
@@joshuakim5240 Kinda like the military in real life. If you do too good at your job, they'll find you irreplaceable and never promote you
Don't know about kindest, he was kind of a dick even before meeting the emperor. He actually had a loving adoptive family in his home planet, but he always stayed distant because he couldn't relate to anyone.
"Rogal Dorn, I am your father. I know it may come as a shock, but you are a Primarch, the bedrock of my vision for the future of humanity, the vision of our genetic future."
"Yes. I will join you. And build things."
"... That was much simpler than I expected."
"Yes."
*Fortifying intensifies*
Majorkill is actually one of the lost primarchs
bet
Nah, he's a Harlequin working in the Black Library. Hence his vast lore knowledge
@@CBRN-115 his pod landed into the black library
And Gamza the other? :P
@@Spacefrisian n o
He is the rejection of the XXI Legion..... everyone need servitors...
I literally checked MK channel to see if I missed an upload, buggered off to get some food and came back 10 mins later to see he uploaded a video. My prayers have been answered. Thank you God Emperor, thank you primarch Majorkill
So Girlyman has the power of admin rights? A powerful ability in the right hands!
Sudo rm -r
@@SportyMabambasmh my head it's
sudo rm -rf /
4:25 - " Hey!, that's not true, I don't overthink things! "
My cat just died so thank the emperor you distracted me from my crying for a few minutes
my condolences
The CrimsonFire lol
Sorry
If you cry you are a beta male soyboy
Rejoice, for your cat is now in heaven with the God Emperor of Meowkind. Still, sorry for your loss bro.
Here's another fun detail about Omegon: some sources I've looked at seem to believe he may have somehow been saved from the Great Karen-ing by landing on Terra of all places. From there, he worked for Big E in secret with one or possibly several of the conflicting stories surrounding Alpharius actually being him before the twins reunited at some point. And this kind of thing is WHY I've gotten tired of discussing the Alpha Legion...
Do the Raven Guard. I command you
He has to find them first 😂
I second this
I need them
The last time I was this early Majorkill still could swear every 10 seconds but this is gold nonetheless
True
Swear words are like spice: they should add nuance, not make up the flavor.
I jumped back a little when you suddenly adressed me directly
Same here. That and the asians overthinking and micropenises joke. I'm like, "What's with all these personal attacks?"
@@EliteF22 wow, another asian named Terence! What are the odds?
Haha nerds
He was just a rookie guardsmen and he surely shook with pride,
He checked off his equipment and made sure his laz was primed,
He had to stand and listen to the commissar who roared;
“For the glory of the Emperor!
Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
Glory glory we will hold the bloody line”
For the glory of the Emperor!”
He looked above the trench and saw a wave of green for miles,
He stood among his brethren all, steady rank and file,
From the trench erupted then an all consuming roar;
“For the glory of the Emperor!
Glory glory to the emperor and I!
Glory glory we shall sail across the sky!
Glory glory we shall hold the bloody line!
For the glory of the Emperor!”
The crack of laz was loud and the air he breathed was burnt,
His friend who stood there next to him then burst, badly hurt,
He stood once more and shouted loud for every ork to hear;
“Forward, for the Emperor!”
Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
For the glory of the Emperor!”
A side ways shot from a shoota ork had struck him hard and low,
He looked down at his broken laz and felt it about to blow,
He chucked it at the enemy with all his mustered might;
“For the glory of the emperor!”
Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
For the glory of the emperor!”
He felt him self fall backwards with an unforgiving sigh
The gut shot he had took he knew would shortly claim his life
He lay there in the dirt and mud and shouted out once more;
“For, the glory of the Emperor!”
Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
For the glory of the Emperor!”
There was guts between his fingers and his blood poured then from his mouth
The pain he felt was great but then he couldn’t help but smile
He couldn’t ask for more then death for the holy Emperor,
For the glory of the Emperor!”
Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
For the glory of the Emperor!
“Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
For the glory of the Emperor!
“Glory, glory to the emperor and I!
Glory glory we shall sale across the sky!
Glory glory we will hold the bloody line!
For the glory of the Emperor!
what the shit is this lmao
f off spammer
That's why I love Majorkill, I already knew all this information, but the delivery is always hilarious. Keep it up bro.
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for Horus i seem to remember reading somewhere (though it could have been fan made) with instead of the emperor finding horus
the imperium and Horus' empire just bumping into each other ,
though the imperium just bumping into the primarchs seems more like what would happen to Alpharius and Omegon
7:17 imagine the emperor coming into your house dressed as a hobo only to reveal himself just so he could get a 1 hit KO on you
The warp: “I SHALL MINE CON-“
Rogal Dorn: ”No”
8:00
Perturabo didn't see The Eye of Terror. What he saw was The Maelstrom, a warp rift like the eye just smaller.
Pretty sure it was the eye ... since he was the one who actually named it ... The Eye of Terror... because that is what it was to him his entire life. Always watching. Always there. Always terrifying.
imagine how the father of the emp must have been, i think the emprah has mental problems hisself, just like timmy
1st theory: I think he simply doesnt care. The Primarch are barely more than tools for him and he only call them his sons to make them more obedient.
2nd theory: He did have a tiny bit of care toward some of the Primarch, but his ultimate goal is the domination of humanity and everything else can be sacrificed for that goal, that was the reason he created them in the first place.
The Inquisition would like a word with u
The Emperor's father was murdered by Emperor's uncle, supposedly when E was pretty young. Maybe that has something to do with it?
@@thedude2131 I think it's in a book or text,but the Emperor in TTS mentions it
@@thedude2131 it's in the first couple chapters of Master Of Mankind
Each Primarch deserve a movie of their own with the epilogue being the meet and greet with The Emperor. Any missing information can be filled with ideas from writers for each film. Basically you need 20+ directors who know the lore front to back who can work on the movies simultaneously and then put the whole package on a premium pay to view. Premiers would make billions.
Everyone always asks "what is Apharius?"
None asks "How is Alpharius?"
"I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER! *WHY* IS ALPHARIUS?!"
@@solomonpachowiak106 You are all wrong there is no Alpharius, it's just a prank bro.
The real question is "who is Alpharius?"
I actually think an anime portraying the lore from the emperor reuniting terra all the way to the end of the heresy, would do really well.
As an asian i have to compliment your asian accent for khan, well done.
I think at this point Gamza realises he no longer has an argument against our favourite Australian
Shortest TH-cam drama I’ve heard of
what happened between the two?
@@johansmifthelry9307 watch majorkill's last video
@@johansmifthelry9307 Majorkill has been an asshole to most WH40K since day 1.
That "watching anime without subtitles" bit had me absolutely dying because one of my friends used to do that. I thought it was only him XD
Great Rick and Morty references btw. It would be amazing to see the two go on an adventure in the WH40K universe
Lion el'Jonson is clearly Lionel Johnson, who wrote the poem Dark Angel. He was white.
Still sounds like a black name. Like everyone knows otherwise but like c'mon it sounds black.
@@Watcher-in-the-Dark How uncultured do you have to be to not immediately associate "Lionel Johnson" with "white British poet"?
@@Watcher-in-the-Dark No, the name lionel is certainly not black, and I have never heard a black person with that name. It is a Latin name.
Well, it was originally Lynn elgonsen in rogue trader. I probably got the spelling wrong.
I was looking for someone to explain the joke to me :D
His named after a white poet, but he should be black? The name if you break it up also dosnt sound black: ''Lion'' animal the symbolizes royalty (could be black), ''El'' spanish and ''Johnson'': just the whitest name of all.
Maybe the joke just goes over my head
Konrad also ate humans on nostramo growing up. Since everyone there were murderers and rapists he gained memories of how to murder and rape kinda like astartes eating brains.
An aussie attempting a jamaican accent is one of the most beautiful things I've ever witnessed.
Major kill your channel is amazing I love your content
As an asian, the Khan joke (i hope it was a joke) made me chuckle..
I kinda wondered what would have happened if the Primarchs had a mother figure in their lives or if Big E had a bunch of baby mama's each and Primarch had their own mom, wonder what each one would be like.
P.S. My mind is weird
Guilliman had a mother figure in his life - Tarasha Euten, seneschal of king Konor Guilliman. At times, even during the Horus Heresy, he was coming to her for consolation.
@@caav56 How touching
Big Question: What would exactly happen if a Primarch landed on our world? In real life?
We can all guess that said Primarch will conquer our world. But how will they go about it?
Easily
It really depends. Gulliman would probably work his way onto becoming a world leader through democratic election. Rogel Dorn would lead a crusade and become king of Earth. And I don’t know what Alpharius would do. Especially if he and Omegon are actually two separate people
Angron would just kill everyone
your sarcasm is funny af man, literally 40k lore is awesome but you make it even better.
I am somewhat annoyed at how neglected the Iron Hands and Ferrus Manus are as, to me personally, they have great potential to be a great source of story-telling for the community if GW could tap into the many subjects they could use. The tragedy and friendship between Ferrus Manus and Fulgrim of how they first met, how they got along, struggled together, became as close as they were, and the emotions and thoughts in their heads as they saw each other at the Dropsite Massacre and fought before Ferrus' death. They could use the Iron Hands and their successor chapters as having an agenda; to destroy the traitors of Emperor's Children legion however they can and return their Primarch's (probably VERY sticky) skull back to them, including his remains that were torn from his body after he was killed.
A chapter full of space marines, full on vengeance and cybernetic enhancements, actively hunting the traitors that ruined their parent legion and killed their father with intent of putting him back together, either to put him at rest or resurrecting him through whatever reasons they can. Maybe even the Iron Hands and their chapters could be doing legion-building in secret to accomplish this and with the primaris marine reinforcements, this could bring them that closer to goal than imagined.
So much fhucking potential for them and yet... tumbleweed. They are supposed to be one of the original loyalist legions, the first legion to lose their primarch, and one that valued strength and effectiveness above all else, essentially making as if Ferrus Manus was Guts from Berserk and his sons are a bunch of mini Guts who can forge and use advanced wargear. Hopefully that'll change but not likely unless GW wants their models pushed out.
lol. Great Rick and Morty impression, mate.
7:45 Lol how do you reach age 20 without knowing the word "stoic"?
Where did he get the pictures for the second and eleventh primarchs?
Shhh ... We dont talk about them!
8:02 Reading about Jurgen in the Ciaphas Cain novels really did convince me that the Pariah Gene was just Asperger's.
I do not no of thag "Rogal Dorn" you are talking about, I only know of Lord Adorable
Wish we knew more about the lost primarchs.
Konrad being cured of his madness by Big E is a interesting idea/theory
If only I had a coathanger when I met Angron...
But dad. Angron was fucking amazing... he was about as good at being social as a wood chipper filled with chainsaws and rabid honey-badgers. But when you were in his presence you knew where you stood. He hated everyone equally. And he was hilarious when you threw stuff at him.
If they ever make a movie about the primarchs Terry Crews needs to play Vulkan
I personally like to think that if Fulgrim landed on chogoris he would’ve been adopted by the king rather than the tribes due to how he turned out
I find it funny that earlier meeting like Leman Russ, the Big E has got days for challenges.....by the time he gets to Angron and the latter half "Fuck it I aint got time for this shit, I've already done like 9 acts of strength before meeting you, we got shit to do"
Wow, even instantly falling down and worshiping the Emperor wholeheartedly didn't save most Primachs from him being a dick to them. He just seemed to pick his favorites at random and treat the rest with either apathy or malice
Bro....you are a fucking chad. Thank you for this, dont ever change the way you talk man.
The blackest white guy, big terry teddy... yups
Andy Alvarez the unnecessary racism in his vids is all cringe tbh
@@Aden_III It isn't racism.
@Andy Alvarez He's clearly a grown man. Unlike you, who's clearly under 18 and gets upset at sounds on the internet. Racism is having negative associations with a person or group of people based on racial characteristics. He clearly does not hate other races.
Ben P The guy said “N*gger Cum” in the video. It’s racism. You are using dog whistles and you should stop
Ben P It clearly shows that he holds blacks in negative esteem. That’s literally what it shows. Are you slow?
Just wanna add to this vid that the Origin of the Alpha Legion was recently released with the primarch book Alpharius: Head Of The Hydra (2021)
-Spoiler Warning-
Turns out Alpharius was actually the first Primarch to be discovered all along. Even before Horus.
In short, the emperor kept his discovery a secret and Alpharius hid himself between other Astartes Legionaires from that moment onward.
He was btw secretly present when BigE found Horus and other primarchs.
Later it was Alpharius who actually (and again secretly) found Omegon, his twin brother.
To better understand their role in the Imperium they still kept their existence secret for the time.
Only after the primarchs are all found they decided to reveal themselves via a typical Alpha Legion scheming.
From that point onward it's the already known lore (with the supposed raider attack on Horus fleet). Only that they switched places. Omegon revealed himself as Alpharius to the wider Imperium and the true Alpharius kept his existence still a secret. He assumed the role of Omegon inside his legion without anyone knowing that he is actually the twin primarch and the original Alpharius.
Another interesting thing is that Alpharius (the real one) was personally trained by Malcador for years. I personally tend to believe that he could indeed be secretly a loyalist after all. It would explain the weird behavings of the Alpha Legion during the heresy. One Primarch was traitor, and the other >secretly< loyalist.
Therefore it was most likely in truth Omegon (still posing as Alpharius) who later faced Dorn during the Solar War.
And in context of all this it seems no accident that he actually died during the heresy.
TLDR; Alpharius is the first Primarch to be found and Omegon is officially the last.
Damn imagine if gw found a great animator and animated a series of 40k
The Vulkan accent out of nowhere was so fucking hilarious!!
Why did he colected them when he booted them out of the Imperial palace as infants ?
@@InquisitorXarius You mean it was JUST the Chaos God's because idk what this Heretical Erda is.
@The Jim Reaper™ Angron is the closest to Pokemon you're gonna get with those mass murder machines.
20:14 that speech made me crack up the most. But had a few good chuckles. I'm late but glad I found this.
Last time I was this early vulkan was still around to give hugs to guardsmen
Excellent delivery as usual.
I love how you say daddy. Wish I could find a man who called me it like that.
LETS GO 20 MINUTE MAJORKILL VIDEO
Jesus christ this is like a video from 2015
There´s some delightful humor in this video! Good work sir, good work indeed! 👏
Why the hell is Russ carrying Drach'nyen? Did I miss something? 5:35
That's the Sword of Balenight, not Drachnyen.
The Taken King Thanks for the dsclaimer. But it has some similarities. It could totally be the pre corruption version :D
The ideia of Big E ghetto punching Leman Russ is so hilarious
4:21 I am an Asian and this sentence describes me perfectly...
Like wtf dude? Are you a psychologist or something?
I've nvr laughed so hard in my life especially when bro said wife beating drunk oh the memories of dad and mom just flooded back... good times good times... I love you dad
Whoa last time I was this early Monarchia still stood
You and Luetin09 are my favorite 40k channels out here
Holy Emperor!!
What if the 2 primarchs who got offed was because their rise to power before meeting the emperor was like some super heretical basically heresy before the heresy chaos shit
Lorgar: "HE IS THE MESSIAH!"
Emperor: "No Im NOT the Messiah!"
Lorgar: "HE DENIES IT! HE IS THE MESSIAH!"
Emperor: "Okay fine, I'm the Messiah."
Lorgar: "HE IS THE MESSIAH!"
Emperor: **facepalm**
VII: "It is I. Rogal Dorn." "The best offense is a good defense."
Hey majorkill were those actual canon portraits of the missing primarchs i want to know also will you do a video focusing on the missing primarchs or not plz respond to this
No those were from an artist who did fan commissions of them
@@majorkill thank you for letting me know keep up the incredible work man
Rogal Dorn is quite literally every autistic person (including me) in our final forms, fear our power
Honestly, I had tons of pity for Angron at first. But since watching these videos, I can only see a wretched story where both sides are at fault.
Why is the intro a Majorkill ASMR? I aint complaining, just wondering.
All Primarchs should have some kind of beard. Imho the best thing Alfabusa did was to give Russ, Dorne etc. all beards.
Yes,let's make them all neck beards
TheGhjgjgjgjgjg no only give magnus a neckbeard
7:42 well If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device has lied to me.
Your vulkan voice sounds like grim dark narrator