although "If my shirt gets caught on a door handle I start spiraling," sounded extremely specific. Has that actually happened to you? Because it's definitely happened to me lol
@@_patchwork_projects_ right? Like absolutely nothing has been going your way and that shirt is just a straw breaking the hump on your back. I've destroyed a door for simply touching me at the wrong time. Same for the headphones that got caught on everything, cut them bitches up after the fourth time
Why not try both? Introducing the new and improved cry-laugh! Ever wanted to tell a dark af joke but not joke bc it’s how you legitimately feel but you make it a joke so others don’t think it’s that big a deal/real and you can attempt to process your misery/trauma/depression/insert internal fucked up-ness? With the laugh-cry you do anything from express slight sarcasm at the irony of the dumb shit your boss said to scaring the ever living shit out your school bully by pulling an uno reverse on them and letting them get an early sneak peak at your inevitable psychological break! Laugh-Cry 2.0!!! Sold anywhere that carries non-alcoholic beer and Newports
@@jonathanhicks5814even if it’s those it’d make no difference. Just the blades? Do the same exact shirt trick and you’re fine. If it’s the whole thing the most dangerous part would be bruises from the bottom of the blade hitting you since that’s where all the weight is. Razors aren’t dangerous unless you’re actively trying to cut something
I'd just be like cool but could you please send my boyfriend a text from my phone first, and let him know he needs to let the dog out? Okay thanks. Now, bring on the razor blades uwu
nah some had me getting PISSED OFF tho, like i dont remember what movie this one was from, but there was a trap where this girl had to push some buttons to break her fingers on the other hand. SHE DID THEM ONE AT A TIME, and was obviously in pain so she could only do like 2 and didnt beat it. YOU FUCKING IDIOT IF YOU JUST HIT THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD BE OVER OMFGGGGG
Sometimes tho, it’s so annoying that the only reason they died is because one of HIS tools took too long. Saw X for example, 2 people died just cuz something took too long. Also I 100% would’ve just ended myself with a scalpel than give myself brain surgery
Lord Jesus Christ is coming back everyone, please don’t worship celebrities and entertainment, focus on Him alone. I promise there’s more to life than money, partying, homosexuality and music. Hell is real, repent from sinning confess your sins and ask God to forgive you, I know He will if you’re sincere. Anyone who thinks the Name of Lord Jesus Christ is a joke, boldly mocks and scorns Him or takes pleasure in people who do is in for a big unpleasant surprise on judgement day IF they don’t repent and follow Lord Jesus Christ. Hell is very hot, people please repent! In the mighty name of Lord Jesus Christ, Amen 🙏💪✝️💜❤️✝️! Idolatry such as, Islam, Catholicism, Sangomaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Santa Clausism, Confucianism, New Age, Science, Evolution, halloweenism, Harry Potterism, Politics, Donald Trumpism, Easter Bunnyism and other religions/faiths that are outside Biblical Christianity lead to hell! Don’t believe them, believe the Almighty God the Father of Lord Jesus Christ, who begot Him. Our Creator, The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is mighty, He doesn’t need a woman to beget a son, He is God. I choose to put my faith in a God who can do anything and everything, a God who has unlimited and infinite power to beget! So, it’s time to confess that Lord Jesus Christ is the Lord and to believe that He died and rose from the grave after three days and you shall be saved if you only obey Him by praying, worshipping, praising, reading the Bible and living holy and righteously according to the Bible. You have to endure until the end, carry your cross daily and build your relationship with God by following Lord Jesus daily until the end. You must never renounce your faith in The Lord Jesus Christ, there’s hell awaiting those who reject/deny Lord Jesus Christ and those who continue living sinfully, even the Christians who don’t want to repent will face the same fate, so please repent beloved people, in Lord Jesus Christ’s mighty and precious Name, Amen. ✝️
Bleeding out from the jugular vein and losing consciousness within 30 seconds (or mere seconds if you manage to get the carotid artery) vs slowly slowly descending razor blade ceiling seems like an easy choice.
@@Call-me-Al The jugular vein and carotid arteries are found in the neck. Cutting off the leg would result in severing the femoral artery, causing the person to go into shock and bleed out.
I miss you, I miss you Hello, there The angel from my nightmare The shadow in the background of the morgue The unsuspecting victim Of darkness in the valley We can live like Jack and Sally if we want Where you can always find me And we'll have Halloween on Christmas And in the night, we'll wish this never ends We'll wish this never ends I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you [Tom DeLonge:] Where are you? And I'm so sorry I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always This sick, strange darkness Comes creeping on, so haunting every time And as I stare, I counted The webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides Like indecision to call you And hear your voice of treason Will you come home and stop this pain tonight? Stop this pain tonight [Tom DeLonge and Mark Hoppus:] Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) [Mark Hoppus:] I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you
Since, I'm a millenial I got it a little better. 90s were cheerful and 00s were "calm (?)". These days it feels like the storm is about to hit us. With Climate Change approaching and fascism on the rise. But this life is all we have, it is worth fighting for.
Lord Jesus Christ is coming back everyone, please don’t worship celebrities and entertainment, focus on Him alone. I promise there’s more to life than money, partying, homosexuality and music. Hell is real, repent from sinning confess your sins and ask God to forgive you, I know He will if you’re sincere. Anyone who thinks the Name of Lord Jesus Christ is a joke, boldly mocks and scorns Him or takes pleasure in people who do is in for a big unpleasant surprise on judgement day IF they don’t repent and follow Lord Jesus Christ. Hell is very hot, people please repent! In the mighty name of Lord Jesus Christ, Amen 🙏💪✝️💜❤️✝️! Idolatry such as, Islam, Catholicism, Sangomaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Santa Clausism, Confucianism, New Age, Science, Evolution, halloweenism, Harry Potterism, Politics, Donald Trumpism, Easter Bunnyism and other religions/faiths that are outside Biblical Christianity lead to hell! Don’t believe them, believe the Almighty God the Father of Lord Jesus Christ, who begot Him. Our Creator, The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is mighty, He doesn’t need a woman to beget a son, He is God. I choose to put my faith in a God who can do anything and everything, a God who has unlimited and infinite power to beget! So, it’s time to confess that Lord Jesus Christ is the Lord and to believe that He died and rose from the grave after three days and you shall be saved if you only obey Him by praying, worshipping, praising, reading the Bible and living holy and righteously according to the Bible. You have to endure until the end, carry your cross daily and build your relationship with God by following Lord Jesus daily until the end. You must never renounce your faith in The Lord Jesus Christ, there’s hell awaiting those who reject/deny Lord Jesus Christ and those who continue living sinfully, even the Christians who don’t want to repent will face the same fate, so please repent beloved people, in Lord Jesus Christ’s mighty and precious Name, Amen. ✝️
Honestly, this is why I wouldn’t survive a saw trap. “You want me to permanently make my barely worth it life shittier by handicapping myself? Nah, I’m good.”
I contemplate every day i roll up to work. As someone said “the sexual tension between my Glock and my brainstem is crazy” and i felt that 😂 make me handicapped in this economy? Shiiiit ill do myself in if stuck in a saw trap
There’s also a major artery in your leg. You’ll bleed out and die in less than a minute after nicking it. That’s why SAW never made sense, as the clip says “choose between death and death” I’ll just let you do the task at that point in too lazy
That’s the saw movie I want to see. An hour and a half of jigsaw explaining elaborate death traps, only for each victim to finish themselves rather than deal with the death trap
"if my shirt gets caught on a doorhandle i start spiraling", and why the fuck have you decided to attack me today - At this point i feel a little funny thank you for all the likes
@@awesome346 Him, I'm about 99.999% sure about. (The 0.001% is the obligatory grain of salt.) It's the ones proclaiming "love thy neighbor" and turning around to spit in the face of their neighbors that look nothing like themselves that I question.
Lord Jesus Christ is coming back everyone, please don’t worship celebrities and entertainment, focus on Him alone. I promise there’s more to life than money, partying, homosexuality and music. Hell is real, repent from sinning confess your sins and ask God to forgive you, I know He will if you’re sincere. Anyone who thinks the Name of Lord Jesus Christ is a joke, boldly mocks and scorns Him or takes pleasure in people who do is in for a big unpleasant surprise on judgement day IF they don’t repent and follow Lord Jesus Christ. Hell is very hot, people please repent! In the mighty name of Lord Jesus Christ, Amen 🙏💪✝️💜❤️✝️! Idolatry such as, Islam, Catholicism, Sangomaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Santa Clausism, Confucianism, New Age, Science, Evolution, halloweenism, Harry Potterism, Politics, Donald Trumpism, Easter Bunnyism and other religions/faiths that are outside Biblical Christianity lead to hell! Don’t believe them, believe the Almighty God the Father of Lord Jesus Christ, who begot Him. Our Creator, The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is mighty, He doesn’t need a woman to beget a son, He is God. I choose to put my faith in a God who can do anything and everything, a God who has unlimited and infinite power to beget! So, it’s time to confess that Lord Jesus Christ is the Lord and to believe that He died and rose from the grave after three days and you shall be saved if you only obey Him by praying, worshipping, praising, reading the Bible and living holy and righteously according to the Bible. You have to endure until the end, carry your cross daily and build your relationship with God by following Lord Jesus daily until the end. You must never renounce your faith in The Lord Jesus Christ, there’s hell awaiting those who reject/deny Lord Jesus Christ and those who continue living sinfully, even the Christians who don’t want to repent will face the same fate, so please repent beloved people, in Lord Jesus Christ’s mighty and precious Name, Amen. ✝️✝️
“Nobody has the will to live these days.” You could do that in a torture movie, have the victim not scream and beg for their life and instead be like “Ah shit…. well….. can I have that venus fly trap helmet trap thing? That won’t hurt as much and I’ll just let it roll.”
It is weird when you do the unexpected in real life. I had a gun pulled on me and I casually looked at it then said, "just shoot me i don't care" he actually took a step back as surprise showed on his face.. I guess no one had ever responded that way before. But I was depressed and doing a lot of drugs and really didn't care if I died. I just say that if you're going to pull a gun on someone, be ready to use it. Don't use a gun solely as a scare tactic because that's just stupid.
@@ilovecats4208 I’ve heard people say that. Anyone who POINTS a gun at you to get you to do something like get in a van, let them shoot you, they won’t do it. 🤣
@@JustSomeCanadianGuy haha exactly! You could literally say No and turn around and start walking the other way and they'd be left standing there slack jawed 😆
@@ilovecats4208 as sad as that story was, only because I've felt like that most my existence and would have done the same thing, so I 100% felt that, but, are you doing better these days? I had a change of perspective when I was on my death bed due to my drug use... (Actually, I probably did die, and quantum immortality is more close to the reality we're in but that's a different and deeper conversation) I'm not dealing with suicidal ideation these days. Depressed yes. But I'm not actively trying to will myself to death... Did having the gun pulled on you give you something more to ponder on? Like, what if they would have pulled the trigger? Etc?
@@melindadawn5 thank you for your response! At the time it didn't affect me at all, but since the beginning of my hard drug using days at 18 I had a boyfriend who murdered someone for a dealer in exchange for drugs for us so maybe I became desensitized to it, I'm not sure. But those two things happened 19 years ago (the gun) and 24 years ago (the boyfriend.) I have two years clean currently because I'm on the methadone program and even though I'm in a better place I'm still really depressed due to some really bad PTSD and disassociation I acquired after being with my last boyfriend. I've been through some really horrible things that don't happen very often to people but I've learned to keep it to myself because I've been told by therapists and a psychiatrist that it had to be "all in my head." I tried to end my life so many times in so many different ways I've lost count but it's taught me that the human body is extremely resilient and it's very hard to actually unalive yourself. So I don't actively try anymore but I'm basically just waiting to die and hoping something happens to speed that process along. I even had an acquaintance with HIV who gave me some of his blood in a syringe; I shot it up and still didn't get it! Sometimes there's things that'll bring me out of my depression temporarily like going on holiday but the good feeling only lasts for a few weeks after I get back home. I'm also struggling with my ED again after being semi okay for almost a year and a half as it's the only thing I feel I can control in my life. I also feel the smaller I am the less I'll be noticed and the less space I'll take up as I feel I don't deserve to be using oxygen that some other people could use so much more than me, etc. But I'm hanging in there and some days are better than others. Thanks for taking an interest, and I'm glad you're feeling better despite the depression. You seem very kind and I hope things continue to get better for you :)
I have a nifty vest with lots of pockets and I get caught on EVERYTHING. But I don’t spiral, I want to MURDER. Ripped a pocket on my tasty cinnamon orange cargo vest 1 day wearing it: FIRE!
Always “who is the next victim” and never “how is the next victim” 😔
Didn't Jigsaw specifically choose his victims based on how they were?
@@Fireglo how they act not how they feel
@@N31907 Jigsaw selected his victims as he believed they felt they didn't appreciate their lives.
I’ll do you a better one.
WHY IS THE NEXT VICTIM
@@laiponytheawesome2475 I'll do you a better one. WHERE IS THE NEXT VICTIM
although "If my shirt gets caught on a door handle I start spiraling," sounded extremely specific. Has that actually happened to you? Because it's definitely happened to me lol
It’s happened to me.
Only happens when you’re already in a bad mood 😂🥲
I could only imagine.
@@_patchwork_projects_ right? Like absolutely nothing has been going your way and that shirt is just a straw breaking the hump on your back. I've destroyed a door for simply touching me at the wrong time. Same for the headphones that got caught on everything, cut them bitches up after the fourth time
I always rip my robe pocket just a little more 😭
“No one has the will to live these days. Everyone is hanging by a thread.”
WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE TRUE.
Literally, a simple problem comes, I just start feeling like I wanna die and end this 💀
Hers is hanging on by a leg
@@jasonvargas7564 oop-
It isn't true. It's just a stupid gen Z meme. Most people have the will to live. Hell, some of us are actively fighting to keep living.
@@DanEllis depression rates are way up. We might be fighting, but barely.
The cigarette earrings really add to the perspective lol
I was looking for this comment lol.
I need them
“No one has the will to live these days”
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry 😂😭
both
Yes
Laugh because if you start crying you can’t stop
Why not try both? Introducing the new and improved cry-laugh! Ever wanted to tell a dark af joke but not joke bc it’s how you legitimately feel but you make it a joke so others don’t think it’s that big a deal/real and you can attempt to process your misery/trauma/depression/insert internal fucked up-ness? With the laugh-cry you do anything from express slight sarcasm at the irony of the dumb shit your boss said to scaring the ever living shit out your school bully by pulling an uno reverse on them and letting them get an early sneak peak at your inevitable psychological break!
Laugh-Cry 2.0!!!
Sold anywhere that carries non-alcoholic beer and Newports
@@Nitzah Beautiful advertisement I’m gonna try that 😂
Brought “thick thighs save lives” to a whole new level.
It seems like thick lives take lives here. Now she cant get through her leg in time bitch boutta get razer blade ceiling-ed
but they can also take them too
@@michaelramirezlongstreet3044one can only dream
Heh.
@@michaelramirezlongstreet3044yeah.
the way the murderer just somberly sings, "miss you, miss you." I really felt that 😔
1.1k likes no comment? I win.
I sang that part too 🤐
God honestly haha it's a good song
I felt it too so emotional 😭
She made saw recall his emo days
Honestly a lot of razorblades falling on you could be more survivable than chopping off your leg
Fr all you gotta do is just use your shirt for cover, most of them won't even cut through the fabric
He's probably talking about the blades in razor knives for construction workers. Those things would definitely kill you
@@jonathanhicks5814I mean just falling on you tho? You gotta think that half of them aren’t gonna even land point down
@@jonathanhicks5814even if it’s those it’d make no difference. Just the blades? Do the same exact shirt trick and you’re fine. If it’s the whole thing the most dangerous part would be bruises from the bottom of the blade hitting you since that’s where all the weight is. Razors aren’t dangerous unless you’re actively trying to cut something
Yeah, if it was heavy knives then you'd have a problem. But, razor blades!? COMPLETELY survivable.
“How about a toe? Two toes? Three? One foot final offer”
She was more into it than he was
Johnny Sins likes feet as well....
Yep
Lol
well atleast we know what shes into
Best part 👣
I'm pretty sure this generation would've just waited that 30 minutes out
"You could be bluffing but if I die I die 🤷♀"
Yeah…
I'm not gonna do anything to stop it, but I won't actively cause it either
I'd just be like cool but could you please send my boyfriend a text from my phone first, and let him know he needs to let the dog out? Okay thanks. Now, bring on the razor blades uwu
I would be trying to figure out how the ceiling would open. A trap door ceiling is pretty cool.
Millenials and gen z are so done, so they would take death without blinking
“I miss MTV” at the end, was the perfect ending!
Got to that 999 like
Got to that 1.7 like
Got to that 1.8k like
Who dosent miss MTV
@@josephineosei1151well let’s be specific miss mtv when it actually played music 😂
“If my shirt gets caught on a door handle I start spiraling” too real 💀
replying
This is why Jigsaw started recording his instructions.
😂
I don't get it
@@Patisdead because then he won't have to talk to his victims
Nooo😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
So he don’t have to explain to people
god, these poor murderers. does nobody have any respect for the killing industry anymore??
“Are millennials killing the killing industry?” -Boomer news, 2022
HELP THIS COMMENT MADE MY LUNGS COLLAPSE
Damn Millennials are destroying the Killing Industry!
No one pays them. They always get paid in exposure.
and then the workers get no benefits, and they're literally jailed for doing their job??
Her: getting told to practically die
Also her: starts singing blink 182
The songs actually called “Miss you” but it is by blink182
@@zopliza I know im a lil punk kid
i was just listening to that song-
@@Xiao_Simpp DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ME YOUR ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD! i miss you miss you
@@noimage9364 DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOUR ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEADDDDD!!! (i miss you miss you)
“Just do the task!”
Is what I say to every character in a trap that I know DANG WELL I ain’t getting out of myself in real life 💀💀💀
nah some had me getting PISSED OFF tho, like i dont remember what movie this one was from, but there was a trap where this girl had to push some buttons to break her fingers on the other hand. SHE DID THEM ONE AT A TIME, and was obviously in pain so she could only do like 2 and didnt beat it. YOU FUCKING IDIOT IF YOU JUST HIT THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD BE OVER OMFGGGGG
Sometimes tho, it’s so annoying that the only reason they died is because one of HIS tools took too long. Saw X for example, 2 people died just cuz something took too long. Also I 100% would’ve just ended myself with a scalpel than give myself brain surgery
" Slow eternal wound, or instant death? Well I don't know what happens When I die, But I bet that it hurts less
“And I have ✨thicc✨ thighs”
The most self confident last words ever
Lord Jesus Christ is coming back everyone, please don’t worship celebrities and entertainment, focus on Him alone. I promise there’s more to life than money, partying, homosexuality and music. Hell is real, repent from sinning confess your sins and ask God to forgive you, I know He will if you’re sincere. Anyone who thinks the Name of Lord Jesus Christ is a joke, boldly mocks and scorns Him or takes pleasure in people who do is in for a big unpleasant surprise on judgement day IF they don’t repent and follow Lord Jesus Christ. Hell is very hot, people please repent! In the mighty name of Lord Jesus Christ, Amen 🙏💪✝️💜❤️✝️!
Idolatry such as, Islam, Catholicism, Sangomaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Santa Clausism, Confucianism, New Age, Science, Evolution, halloweenism, Harry Potterism, Politics, Donald Trumpism, Easter Bunnyism and other religions/faiths that are outside Biblical Christianity lead to hell! Don’t believe them, believe the Almighty God the Father of Lord Jesus Christ, who begot Him. Our Creator, The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is mighty, He doesn’t need a woman to beget a son, He is God. I choose to put my faith in a God who can do anything and everything, a God who has unlimited and infinite power to beget!
So, it’s time to confess that Lord Jesus Christ is the Lord and to believe that He died and rose from the grave after three days and you shall be saved if you only obey Him by praying, worshipping, praising, reading the Bible and living holy and righteously according to the Bible. You have to endure until the end, carry your cross daily and build your relationship with God by following Lord Jesus daily until the end. You must never renounce your faith in The Lord Jesus Christ, there’s hell awaiting those who reject/deny Lord Jesus Christ and those who continue living sinfully, even the Christians who don’t want to repent will face the same fate, so please repent beloved people, in Lord Jesus Christ’s mighty and precious Name, Amen. ✝️
*and other THICKNESS* 🤪
Thicc and fat are not the same.
I GOT UR 1k LIKE CATH ME NOWWW
@@David-qo3wm fr
“if my shirt gets caught on a door handle i start spiraling” no need to be this relatable
I've never felt so called out 😭
yeah, that line truly spoke to me.
I felt seen. I felt heard. I felt ATTACKED!
Me when my lanyard gets caught on my door handle and I just let it pull me back defeated...
Fr
Him singing with her at the end had me dead 🤣
sameee
His plan worked. 😂
Not as dead as we wanna be am I right
YESSS IM YOUR 5K like- and that was hilarious 😭
We’re they singing an actual song, if so does anyone know what it’s called?
JIGSAW SINGING I MISS YOU I MISS YOU LMAOOOOOOO BLINK 182 TIMES IF U NEED HELP
Was not expecting Blink182 who the fuck can resist MISS YOU
That was boxcar racer, their little side project!
Now what?
"How Millenials are ruining the kidnap and torture industry"
LOL
Perfection.
Effing millennials
🤣🤣🤣
Oh no not the 666 likes
that singing was scarily accurate to the actual song
What’s the name of the song
i miss you by blink-182
“My ‘yed”.
@@BigTimeBecks96”wher ore yew…and oim sew sorey…”
@@AmandaBabyyyyylmfao yesss!!!!
"And that's how I met your mother."
Slay
Relationship goals! 😍
Then he starts coming up with doable tasks. With her help.
Best comment!
Facts
My friends and I already decided, if we are caught by jigsaw, we just give up, better to off quickly than suffer
Gets offered a choice between death and deaths and she’s like “you know what I might as well just take myself out”.
Well then do it, ur not going to just get out by being annoying anyway
Bleeding out from the jugular vein and losing consciousness within 30 seconds (or mere seconds if you manage to get the carotid artery) vs slowly slowly descending razor blade ceiling seems like an easy choice.
@@Call-me-Al The jugular vein and carotid arteries are found in the neck. Cutting off the leg would result in severing the femoral artery, causing the person to go into shock and bleed out.
@@Madchemist002 yes, I mentioned neck ones because she made the stereotype neck cutting gesture when she said "I might as well take myself out"
That's a power move right there
"my emo days" girl you're wearing cigarette earrings you haven't left your emo days
Love the earrings
@@jenniferlobban3402 Same
Once you go full emo it never goes away, it's just changes form
It never goes away completely
This wants me to wear the same erraing and im not even a smoker 😂
Your eye makeup game is fucking phenomenal holy shit, drop a tutorial sis please 🤩
"It brings me back to my emo days" I was not ready for the callout that is Stanzi being real.
for real
Lol,me either
"The vooice insoid moy yed" felt that😭
Right before she said head I was bracing for a misremembering of phonics. God I'm glad I was wrong
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What song is that
@@FolkTrashBitxh blink 182 I miss you
I love that song
You: I miss MTV...
Killer: MTV still exists.
You: Does it *really* though?
Zoomers never experienced real MTV, and Millennials witnessed its dying days.
Yeah good ole carson daily and trl after school taking a nap to music. Now its just children having children
MTV became reality tv
As the saying goes, there's nothing faker than reality TV
No it really doesn't. Real MTV hasn't existed since the 90s. Oh my God I sound so old
“Look at me, like look at my physique; do I look like somebody who cares particularly strongly about my own health and wellbeing?”
Why is the shirt getting caught on a door handle line so relatable?
747 likes? No comments i win♡
When my hip hits the door knob I just accept my death at that point
Imagine being that tall…
… I’m ok I swear 😭
yeah how fckin tall r u ?
@@KuJayCools how fucking high are your door knobs?
@scootinkermie idk im 5 foot and they reach my chest almost so ig theyre high ?
"dont waste your time on me youre already the voice inside my YED"
I miss you, I miss you
Hello, there
The angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim
Of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
And we'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night, we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends
I miss you, I miss you
I miss you, I miss you
[Tom DeLonge:]
Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on, so haunting every time
And as I stare, I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight
[Tom DeLonge and Mark Hoppus:]
Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
[Mark Hoppus:]
I miss you, I miss you
I miss you, I miss you
I miss you, I miss you
I miss you, I miss you
@@SweetPotato2617 thats a bit excessive
Every last one of us said “Yed” every time this song played.
The memories ❤️🥲
@@ericar.7924 yeah my bother would sing this to piss me off
hate yed
This part was not only hilarious, but accurate.
“I’ll probably bleed out anyway.” THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!
“I’d probably bleed out anyway”
Me: thank you for medical accuracy
Swear
YOU ARE SO SMART
IKR
True also getting your leg cut off is alot more painful than what people think also die anyway
Legs do tend to have things like arteries in them.
"No one has the will to live anymore. We're hanging on by a thread."
I felt that haha....
this is how I am when the school day is to long
Amazing pfp
@@Roseisntsmart Thanks!
Wow. This got a disturbing number of thumbs up
I second that emotion
"No one has the will to live these days. Everybody's hanging on by a thread."
Saw vs Gen Z
I feel she speaks for everyone 😢
the fact that she's right
Very accurate representation tbh lol definetly hanging on by a thread here only video games and anime is my salvation
@@cryssyyxx videogames, anime, and music (specifically Joji lately - hm)
Since, I'm a millenial I got it a little better. 90s were cheerful and 00s were "calm (?)". These days it feels like the storm is about to hit us. With Climate Change approaching and fascism on the rise. But this life is all we have, it is worth fighting for.
The cigarette earrings really fits with this
"Thirty minutes is pretty hefty I mean I got thick thighs" I felt that xD
No, she said "That's a pretty hefty half hour ask". Get it right, pal. 🤓
"If my shirt gets caught on a door handle, I start spiraling." Lololololol Relate.
I felt that VERY much
This happens to me to often god really do be hating on me
Or when your ear phone cord gets caught and gets yanked out 🥲
Me : *nope nope nope nope nope*
* Minor inconvenience *
Me : * *bawls my eyes out* *
@@moringlory23 omg i hate that!!! cuz music is like easing the pain a lil >
“Do you --- maybe wanna go out some time?”
These guys have good chemistry 😂
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT
"I miss you, miss you" god damn it TH-cam why did you recommend this to me. Are you trying to get me to convert back to my ways? 😂😂
The murderer coming in with the “I miss you miss you” absolutely sent me 🤣
"you're asking me to choose between death and death at this point" 😂
Literally every Saw movie
I'm mean I would choose death but..
More like “you’re makong me choose between suffering to death and dying immediatly
More like “you’re makong me choose between suffering to death and dying immediatly
Omg you nailed the nasally whiny voice of that song
"No one has the will to live these days. Everybody's hanging on by a thread."
Damn right. I can't even laugh at that.
I can 😂😂😂😂
i can 😂😂😂😂
Life is tough, but you are tougher❤️
I swear, turn that emo song up
"i like the razor sharp blades from the ceiling, it reminds me of my emo days"💀
yeah… that part was kinda lame.
I hope the “spiraling” was a choice word here haha 😂
Now, I'm picturing Stanzi spinning like a kid trying to get dizzy as the shirt gets smaller & smaller. Lol
I'm imagining Helena, known simply as the Distortion or the Spiral, being the door.
This is 100% 1990’s baby humor and I’m all about it
“what about 1 toe? 2 toes? 3, 1 foot final offer” The way in which she says that is so calmly, she’s talking about fucking amputations 💀
Still with no tourniquet
It’s called acting.
@@Q-T3K No shit Sherlock 🙄
You could still reattach them.
Thats better than a WHOLE leg 🤣
I feel Stanzi wasn't even playing a character, this is just her.
Stanzis not a murderer smh
Stanzis not a murderer smh
@@errrerrr409 And how do you know that? 🤨
“No one has the will to live” the emo song and cigarette earrings already told me baby
OK but the cigarette earrings are sick tho you gotta admit
You have better chance of survival parrying the ceiling razors😂
I’m glad she included the “yead” 😂
You can't sing that song properly without it lol
YEEESSSS!!!!
Did not expect the blink 182 reference 😂
@@joshaulis8326 you’re welcome 😎
The validation of her singing"voice inside my YED" made me laugh untill my ribs hurt 😂😂
“whole foot. final offer.” had me ROLLING 💀
Lord Jesus Christ is coming back everyone, please don’t worship celebrities and entertainment, focus on Him alone. I promise there’s more to life than money, partying, homosexuality and music. Hell is real, repent from sinning confess your sins and ask God to forgive you, I know He will if you’re sincere. Anyone who thinks the Name of Lord Jesus Christ is a joke, boldly mocks and scorns Him or takes pleasure in people who do is in for a big unpleasant surprise on judgement day IF they don’t repent and follow Lord Jesus Christ. Hell is very hot, people please repent! In the mighty name of Lord Jesus Christ, Amen 🙏💪✝️💜❤️✝️!
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Ok but stanzi has amazing makeup here she’s so pretty and hilarious love her
Honestly, this is why I wouldn’t survive a saw trap.
“You want me to permanently make my barely worth it life shittier by handicapping myself? Nah, I’m good.”
As someone with a chronic illness I doubt I would even be chosen. Like I’m already disabled what more do you want
I contemplate every day i roll up to work. As someone said “the sexual tension between my Glock and my brainstem is crazy” and i felt that 😂 make me handicapped in this economy? Shiiiit ill do myself in if stuck in a saw trap
There’s also a major artery in your leg. You’ll bleed out and die in less than a minute after nicking it. That’s why SAW never made sense, as the clip says “choose between death and death” I’ll just let you do the task at that point in too lazy
I'll go butter my toast before it comes out of the toaster, fair?
as long as i can still beat it
“Love the razor blade ceiling though, really brings me back to my emo days” 💀💀💀💀
I never stopped living in my emo days!
😂😂😂😂
@@MayBlake_Channel you ok?
Damn we saw the same video. What a coincidence
@@MayBlake_Channel cringe
her makeup is GORGEOUS
That's what i was thinking! Her eyeshadow is mesmerizing 😍
@@Indie_Calls SERIOUSLY OMG HER MAKEUP IS ALWAYS SO BEAUTIFUL UGH I NEED TIPS LMAO
She looks so mermaid like!
As a lesbian I’m absiq xhainjkqdnqjoqskqndiqondkkww we i dw idm
Yesss! I never wear makeup but she makes me want to. So beautiful and expressive. I wish I knew how to do that or that she made tutorials because DAMN
I love the cigarette earrings, they're soo cool!
I’d just take a 30 minute pre-death nap
I feel like with 30 minutes, you could maybe use the cleaver to cut/hack through something and escape the room before the razor ceiling descends.
@@sholem_bond too much effort honestly like when I get out I’d just have to pay for therapy and go back to school again like mf no thanks
@@Munchi3moo dang bro never knew school and therapy are too much effort for you 😔
@@kooc1Ofc they are
@@pandapooh1668 I feel bad for you ngl. How much of a sad fuck does one have to be to think that
"You want me to take a whole leg off?"
"Yes"
"Eh.."
*Tv turn off*
Relief
He sounds like a Democrat pushing for affordable health care.
"Like a whole leh-GUH is excessive" 🤣😂😭
I DIED AT THAT PART LOL
Femoral artery squeezes itself shut but it's gotta be a very clean cut.
That end bit of "I miss MTV" killed me.
i want myyyyyyyyy. i want my mtvvvvvvv
Lolz 😆
That's like saying you miss bet tv
We gotta celebrate our differences
Fckin A. MTV when music was actually played. Waking up getting ready for school watching music vids. Good times.
"I miss MTV" oh crap that made it real.
I was searching for this comment. So glad I am not alone in missing MTV
MTV misses having money.
Same
“When my shirt gets caught on a door handle I start spiraling so this is more than enough”
I cannot express how true this is
me 🙋♀️
I got caught on the bathroom cabinet and it nearly took me out.
Love how she negotiates with a serial killer and then breaks out in emo song❤😂
“And I have thick thighs, so that’s a hefty thing to ask.”
Same girl..same🧍🏽♀️🌸
Same, and im a fucking boy
Proof?
@@destroyerlol392 are you really asking for proof?
@@bautistadanielvillalba3472 can you read? I kinda did yea
@@destroyerlol392 you want thigh pics from a boy you dont even know?
Meanwhile me: “I’ll just wait for the blades, thanks….”
"I miss MTV", her last words 😭
Famous last words.
That’s the saw movie I want to see. An hour and a half of jigsaw explaining elaborate death traps, only for each victim to finish themselves rather than deal with the death trap
"I miss you, miss you." The sweet sound of defeat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Everyone is hanging on by a thread at this point"
truer words have never been said
Imagine the killer finds his soulmate in one of his victims.😂
That story would be low key fire and funny af
That was the plot of Bride of Chucky
@@ThatDruidDude true true
It has and have happened before.
Joker...
"Why do people keep doing this"😂 He's failed many times before😂😂😂
“Like a whole legūgh is excessive”
"A Whole Leg-UH!" 😫💅
"no one has the will to live these days, everyone is hanging on by a thread"
😭😭
Why is this so true 😭
Things do look tough...
@@pootyting3311it’s because things are tough
I love this girl, she is hilarious af💀
“Goddamit why do people keep doing this” Got me rolling on the floor 💀💀
God the door handle, that was me today man..
“like- a whole legUH- is excessive.”
How nice of you to provide subtitles.
That shit was funny tho, the way she drug out the leg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@larsb.1972 no problem!
@@belle2403 called sarcasm…? Are you like dumb or trying to be funny
That's not even what she said. How does this have so many likes? 😂
"If my shirt gets caught on a door handle I start spiraling." 😂😂😂 Super relatable!
The toe negotiations
"if my shirt gets caught on a doorhandle i start spiraling", and why the fuck have you decided to attack me today
-
At this point i feel a little funny thank you for all the likes
Lol
The callout is not appreciated, but she's got a good point...😔
So bloody accurate 😭
Jesus loves you!!
@@awesome346 Him, I'm about 99.999% sure about. (The 0.001% is the obligatory grain of salt.) It's the ones proclaiming "love thy neighbor" and turning around to spit in the face of their neighbors that look nothing like themselves that I question.
*"And son, that's how I married your mother"*
“So the task is to talk for 30 minutes? Got it!”
Lord Jesus Christ is coming back everyone, please don’t worship celebrities and entertainment, focus on Him alone. I promise there’s more to life than money, partying, homosexuality and music. Hell is real, repent from sinning confess your sins and ask God to forgive you, I know He will if you’re sincere. Anyone who thinks the Name of Lord Jesus Christ is a joke, boldly mocks and scorns Him or takes pleasure in people who do is in for a big unpleasant surprise on judgement day IF they don’t repent and follow Lord Jesus Christ. Hell is very hot, people please repent! In the mighty name of Lord Jesus Christ, Amen 🙏💪✝️💜❤️✝️!
Idolatry such as, Islam, Catholicism, Sangomaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Santa Clausism, Confucianism, New Age, Science, Evolution, halloweenism, Harry Potterism, Politics, Donald Trumpism, Easter Bunnyism and other religions/faiths that are outside Biblical Christianity lead to hell! Don’t believe them, believe the Almighty God the Father of Lord Jesus Christ, who begot Him. Our Creator, The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is mighty, He doesn’t need a woman to beget a son, He is God. I choose to put my faith in a God who can do anything and everything, a God who has unlimited and infinite power to beget!
So, it’s time to confess that Lord Jesus Christ is the Lord and to believe that He died and rose from the grave after three days and you shall be saved if you only obey Him by praying, worshipping, praising, reading the Bible and living holy and righteously according to the Bible. You have to endure until the end, carry your cross daily and build your relationship with God by following Lord Jesus daily until the end. You must never renounce your faith in The Lord Jesus Christ, there’s hell awaiting those who reject/deny Lord Jesus Christ and those who continue living sinfully, even the Christians who don’t want to repent will face the same fate, so please repent beloved people, in Lord Jesus Christ’s mighty and precious Name, Amen. ✝️✝️
This movie would be so much more interesting 😂
I tries to kill her, and she killed the coldness in my heart.
Kinda ship it lol
That door handle comment really strikes home 😂
“Nobody has the will to live these days.”
You could do that in a torture movie, have the victim not scream and beg for their life and instead be like “Ah shit…. well….. can I have that venus fly trap helmet trap thing? That won’t hurt as much and I’ll just let it roll.”
It is weird when you do the unexpected in real life.
I had a gun pulled on me and I casually looked at it then said, "just shoot me i don't care" he actually took a step back as surprise showed on his face.. I guess no one had ever responded that way before. But I was depressed and doing a lot of drugs and really didn't care if I died. I just say that if you're going to pull a gun on someone, be ready to use it. Don't use a gun solely as a scare tactic because that's just stupid.
@@ilovecats4208
I’ve heard people say that.
Anyone who POINTS a gun at you to get you to do something like get in a van, let them shoot you, they won’t do it. 🤣
@@JustSomeCanadianGuy haha exactly! You could literally say No and turn around and start walking the other way and they'd be left standing there slack jawed 😆
@@ilovecats4208 as sad as that story was, only because I've felt like that most my existence and would have done the same thing, so I 100% felt that, but, are you doing better these days? I had a change of perspective when I was on my death bed due to my drug use... (Actually, I probably did die, and quantum immortality is more close to the reality we're in but that's a different and deeper conversation) I'm not dealing with suicidal ideation these days. Depressed yes. But I'm not actively trying to will myself to death... Did having the gun pulled on you give you something more to ponder on? Like, what if they would have pulled the trigger? Etc?
@@melindadawn5 thank you for your response!
At the time it didn't affect me at all, but since the beginning of my hard drug using days at 18 I had a boyfriend who murdered someone for a dealer in exchange for drugs for us so maybe I became desensitized to it, I'm not sure. But those two things happened 19 years ago (the gun) and 24 years ago (the boyfriend.)
I have two years clean currently because I'm on the methadone program and even though I'm in a better place I'm still really depressed due to some really bad PTSD and disassociation I acquired after being with my last boyfriend. I've been through some really horrible things that don't happen very often to people but I've learned to keep it to myself because I've been told by therapists and a psychiatrist that it had to be "all in my head."
I tried to end my life so many times in so many different ways I've lost count but it's taught me that the human body is extremely resilient and it's very hard to actually unalive yourself.
So I don't actively try anymore but I'm basically just waiting to die and hoping something happens to speed that process along. I even had an acquaintance with HIV who gave me some of his blood in a syringe; I shot it up and still didn't get it!
Sometimes there's things that'll bring me out of my depression temporarily like going on holiday but the good feeling only lasts for a few weeks after I get back home. I'm also struggling with my ED again after being semi okay for almost a year and a half as it's the only thing I feel I can control in my life. I also feel the smaller I am the less I'll be noticed and the less space I'll take up as I feel I don't deserve to be using oxygen that some other people could use so much more than me, etc.
But I'm hanging in there and some days are better than others. Thanks for taking an interest, and I'm glad you're feeling better despite the depression. You seem very kind and I hope things continue to get better for you :)
"If my shirt gets caught on a door handle, I start spiraling." STANZI HUN, THAT'S THE BIGGEST MOOD EVER-
Cringe
I have a nifty vest with lots of pockets and I get caught on EVERYTHING. But I don’t spiral, I want to MURDER. Ripped a pocket on my tasty cinnamon orange cargo vest 1 day wearing it: FIRE!
@@itwasallyellow3971 no one is asking for or wants your approval!
stanzi what?... kids these days
I almost hanged myself on a door handle once. The door caught my hoodie and I did my best not to fall back while wearing skates
I STARTED SINGING ALONG TO THE SONG AND THE “I miss you I miss you” CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD LMFAOOOO
WHERE ARE YOU
AND IM SO SORRY
I CANNOT SLEEP I CANNOT DREAM TONIGHT I NEED SOMEBODY AND ALWAYS
THIS SICK STRANGE DARKNESS COMES CREEPING ON SO HAUNTING EVERYTIME
I WAS SO SURPRISED WHEN I HEARD A SONG FROM BLINK-182
I guess you could say the killer never SAW THAT ONE COMING LOL
"The voice inside mie hyeeeeeead"
Edit: tysm for the likes :D
i miss u miss uuu
What’s the song called
@@robertaguayo1524 blinding lights by the weeknd
@@Gilbert_Fabersnackle No?
@@MasterChiefPettyOfficer twas i joke idk the name of the song
I was not expecting them both to start singing "I miss you" but I am glad I clicked on this short now lol
Sam I fucking love blink-182
I like the idea that the killer just gives up and the two of you just reminisce about stuff.
If my shirt gets caught on a door handle, I start spiralling lmfao
She's actually cleverly getting him to reveal details about himself so she can catch him when she escapes. Genius!
Night how
@@nasirallen707 wut
When you started singing “I miss you” I felt that,also I’m literally wearing a blink 182 T-shirt rn that I bought at hot topic yrs ago. 😂🫠✌️
Travis Barker is so hot.🔥
Same 💣
SAME, WEARING MY SHIRT RN
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