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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0
"When your child dies becuase you didn't vaccinate them, will you say sorry?"
wow, brutal
Hi😁
rSlash hi dad
rSlash yeet
YEE
There was a bomb at my school today
I get the feeling someone REALLY loves pre-grated cheddar grilled cheese sandwiches....
Goddamit you caught me
His sandwich did truly suck.
I will probably remember the sandwich thing when I'm on my death bed thinking "What the hell was that?"
The thing that gets me is that the scenario hinges upon raw uncooked flour being put on baked goods. Can't be raw unless someone dumps flour on it afterwards.
At first I thought the flour thing might have something to do with “lies to cover up all the chemicals that are really in our food to poison us”, but as it got to the pre-grated cheddar grilled cheese sandwich that seemed to get less and less likely. I was left wondering, if your face wears at a 37 degree angle with the bed, wouldn’t the sandwich slide off?
"i hate cheaters"
"didn't you cheat?"
*"who said i dont hate myself?"*
😂😂😂
Lol
😂😂
I feel personally attacked
@@snowgrave2475 _Game over_
Imagine the father and son having and intense sign language argument at the table
That's what I thought it was.....I read to reread it 3 times cuz I thought the dad signed all that!🤦♀️🤣
Andrew Cespon legit looks like two wizards casting spells at each other. But nothing physical is happening.....
*Roll for psychic damage.*
Sorry, felt like this joke worked.
100th like
It will look like Naruto
First thing I thought r/thatbappened
Few months late, but worth it. Whenever I found the song "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" there was an article written by the stepmom. She went on to bash him and say how he was over reacting and how none of it was true. She went on to say that the song should be dismissed due to it being slanderous. But, as we all know, it's not slander if it's true.
Like a true narcissist, stepmom is there! (Sung in state farm jingle tune)
That's such a karen thing to do. She got called out, found out, and denied everything.
Вы достойный для меня
I'll admit that I'm not a fan of that band, but learning what that song is about makes me have mad respect!
I don't speak vodka
I'm never eating desert again, I'm scared of the sandwich grim reaper.
Me too. And i didn't even insult his Sandwich D:
I did.
💀
I Am a grim reaper.. But not of sandwiches. Of videogames. Lol.
@@MementoMori7777 that would be me
yeah me too, i hate eating sand, they're so dry and tasteless, amirite?
The sick son and flying to Italy didn’t age well...
USA numbeh whan yayy
HAHAHA RUINED YOUR LITTLE "69"
AlmirTheRadical 11 😞😞
@@dedgoose9883 heh..
Lol yep
"When your child gets ribella when pregnant"
Bold of you to assume they will grow old enough to give birth
It's "Rubella".
You do realize that 99.99% of humanity hasn’t had vaccines so in that case the first humans shouldn’t have survived to this point
They were 12 because the parent was giving poor guidance
They didn't specify age
Slavic Dose Of Slavness Bold of you to assume their going to find someone that will get them pregnant!
"Welcome, new Black and brown followers!"
Me: oh no...
you can't be racist, I invented racism
@@chronicexistentialcrisis4290 but I improve on it
Also none taken but I see you in few years
@@doot9695 well you got me there
and probably, last i check my gayness isn't going anywhere so hopefully real estate is nice down there. also just so we get this clear you're not invited to any of my barbecues, you had plenty of those while you were alive from what i heard.
@@chronicexistentialcrisis4290 but I am ze best grill Meister
@@doot9695 nein, fuehrer, nein. ze best grill meister is in fact mein good neighbor Stalin
oh gosh...I'm a Christian and tbh I kinda love reading the stories where Christians get slamed. the walking on water one made me laugh. believe what you want to believe and be willing to teach, but don't force it on everyone around you🖤
Good for you!! I'm a Christian too, but I have dear friends who are atheists and we still respect each other. And...I must admit seeing these entitled holier-than-thou representatives get owned! 😆😆
Super agree, its hilarious
yes, we need christians like you
if you walk on ice your just walking on hard cold water
First name last name what?
10:10
Step 1: get time machine
Step 2: go back in time
Step 3: take time machine through $70000000 door
Repeat steps 2 and 3 with soulmate door.
Boom, I get all 3.
exactly!
Why stop there? Do it as many times as you want.
Fucking exactly!
@@alamgirsani5531 Wait, what about the soulma-
I thought of the same thing!
"but.. but... BlAk pEoPlE CAnT Be RaCIzt" seriously I hate people like that
Ooh wee.. you’d love to meet my family.. we’re all black, but holy fuck, are almost all of them racist. Jesus Christ, they suck.
I can agree with this
Metrack
I'm black myself, but even I'm bothered by that.
@@Cinko420 I'm not black but this entire comment thread has given me hope for humanity to survive. Have a blessed day.
@@dougloremaster7413 ikr not one person arguing about rasicim against white people not existing
Yeah. I'd never diss on vaccines. Polio paralyzed my grandma and took her sister. If the vaccine had only been developed a couple decades earlier, they both could've been spared.
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Goddamn Karen revive diseases again
Also, f
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Wait, where is ur verification, WAIT UR THE ONE WITH THE SCREW BALL THING
If someone replaces the powdered sugar on my dessert with flour then there will be blood...
And OP will be first.
No corn starch
That section of the video made me feel threatened
That bit had me scratching my head...lol
Hey, they're just trying to prevent your blood sugar from going to insane levels.
"Do you say sorry?"
No, I say get the manager
-Comment by Karen gang
"gEt mE yOuR mAnAgEr CaUsE i KiLlEd mY cHiLd*
-Antivaxx Karens
I feel like when anti vaxxers kids die they will go to a hospital and say "itw your fault for not protecting my child imm sueing you"
That’s me, idiot.
Shut the fuck up Karen
The trucker dude got me the most. My dad is a truck driver and I'm proud of the effort he puts in to stay up until 8 am going through multiple states so he can supply stores with more products that we need during these times.
As a truck driver myself as well I very much appreciated that response to that post too 😌. And the hilarious ending to it 😆.
This is the first job I've had that I haven't hated as it fits my personality perfectly and as a bonus it's good money. I'm friendly but a huge loner who loves being by myself and doing my own thing. I am a happy lady now 😊.
That aside I hope your dad is doing well and staying safe out there! From one trucker to another! 😁
Flight attendant: excuse me sir but why do you have an AR -15
EP: oh my son is sick
Flight attendant: oh ok
I'm a gun owner and strongly support the 2nd amendment. And even I think that was a very dumb argument. Lol.
20000000000 iq
@@iowafarmboy that's because most of the context is missing. It was a real situation he was talking about, where the government forced a child to die rather than fly to receive treatment.
dont worry he will just claim he is looking for asylum
and be promptly ejected out.
with no parachute.
Flight attendant: Why didn't you vaccinate him?
I love how the voice changes in between the different people seamlessly
hello! i am Spelling Mistake Man. I go around the internet pointing out spelling mistakes and being generally just annoying.
seamlessly*
muhahaha...
@@nebulisnoobis102 alright dude
5:13
Yes but then they’d be told to “Wear something more ladylike!” “Men don’t want a girl who can’t even dress right” but when they do wear ‘ladylike’ stuff they’re told, “You look like you want to be laid” “Wear something less showy!” And then the circle repeats. Honestly society is the worst 😪
Yeah, how could you fuck that up ?
I knew humans had the potential to be dumb ,but this shit was out of my expectations .
Wait till you start to analyze the media/public news, and don't even get started on religion
We can’t win no matter what we do. Might as well just do whatever we want 🤷🏻♀️
the last one though... like... who hurt you dude?
Someone who hated their pre shredded cheese sandwich. It was over the top and mean.
@@bluephoeenix im glad someone explained it. i was hella confused.
Boy, the 2nd story (about OP flying his son to Italy for treatment) hasn't aged well.
it sure hasnt !
Forest of Secrets Lol
7:53 There is a young lady who defacted to South Korea from North Korea. When she was ten years old, she lived in North Korea and watched her best friends mother be hanged for watching a Hollywood movie.
She spoke in front of the UN in traditional Korean garb. It was some powerful stuff...
Also check out : North Koreans try American BBQ and North Koreans eat wings with an American.
Damn, the story with the cancer-uncle was BRUTAL!
Also, my new favorite insult will be "you vitamin D defficient circus clown" 😄
Honestly the guy who insulted his uncle is the entitled one
@@marcandrei8061 i mean, sure his immature, but his uncle also is. Both children arguing, but one had a point
The truck driving one really ticks me off. I have a grandpa who at 50 is still driving because he’s “to old” for any other job that might actually support him. He drives working hard constantly. Sometimes for days on end no sleep. And they say truck drivers don’t work.
This comment is old but is it okay for me to ask how old you are? Just since you said your grandpa is 50. Not judging young parents or anything, just wondering if you're old enough to be on here (don't worry about me reporting or anything, I was like 6 when I first used youtube lol)
"Practicing racism while fightimg racism, welcome to 2019."
Yeah that pretty much sums it up!
Can we give a slow clap to standing ovation for the tumblr rant guy?
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Noah Baumann *intensifies*
Clap
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Lucille Coleman racism is by definition having prejudice against, discriminating, or antagonizing someone based solely on their race. It doesn’t matter what race either party is, they could even be the same race, if someone is discriminating someone based only on the color of their skin, they’re racist. You can’t change definitions to suit your agenda
@Lucille Coleman
If we are going by that logic,then only people in power can be racist which would undercut the entire premise of being racist
If a white dude on the street is calling you ni**er or other derogatory words,then by your logic he isn't being a racist since those words have no power over your and you can simply ignore it after all.But if we can honest,we would call them racist in that sense despite it being contracting your "power + prejudice" definition so which is it?
Also about your other points
A)What holiday do America celebrate black face?.Only holidays I can think of is Halloween,Columbus Day and Thanksgiving but even then Halloween is a time to dress up and everyone at this point knows Columbus was a major crook and everyone generally knows about Thanksgiving so what holiday
B)Do they do that now?Because if they don't,you can't really use that point since that was in the past and we can't change the past so there is no point in trying to use the past to make a point about today's troubles imo
Guy with AR-15: *Goes to Airport*
Also guy with AR-15: Remember, no Karen's
Remember no russian!
nah a lmg for the no russian accuraccy
@@unapersona100real6 Your secondary was an M4 with an m203
@@caffe4604 well give me that for the acurracy
Damn it I want to play modern warfare 2 now
rSlash: "I went to go see the live action Lion King"
Me: "I am so sorry. I'm sending my prayers and love and hope you feel better soon. Watch the original animated version twice and talk to a doctor if you need any prescriptions"
Seriously, that movie was terrible
I gotta agree. Its not even live action!
It didn't even make me cry at Mufasa's death like it did it original movie
It wasn't that bad??? The original was definitely better, there is no arguing about it, but it wasnt _that_ bad
@@Ceo_OfRarepairs if you didn't mind it, that's cool too. I'm not saying everyone should hate it. I like Maleficent much more than Sleeping Beauty, but others don't agree with me. I just thought the 2019 Lion King was terrible in my personal opinion, but that doesn't mean my opinion is the only one
@@rndmpinkiepie64 ah, that's fair. sorry if I sounded rude or anything
"I hate cheater"
"Arent you the cheater"
"Exactly, i hate myself"
Science teacher:do you know why it's called dead Valley because nobody survives going there
Me:oh yeah I'm going there
Friend:tf why you will die are you dumb
Me:no I want to die
Friend:your dumb
Me:ok fine
That's a really sad self-burn, my heart just dropped to my asshole
@@sero.toniii Mine dropped so bad that I started to have diarrhea
*I got Mood Poisoning*
Must be something I hate
Clever...very clever
@Duchi can you send that pfp to me on discord?
* looks at kid across the class *
That's so awesome!
You're a smart memer
So yeah, I took my 4 years old daughter to watch Detective Pikachu and she was so excited
We say another couple with his son and he looked so bored
In the scene when Mewtwo appears, my daughter suppressed a scream a pressed my hand (we told her to not speak during the movie or we would never ever let her in a cinema again) but the little boy was all over "Who's that daddy?" "Why is he doing that, daddy?" "What did he do, daddy?"
Now, my princess knows about death because of a Sun&Moon episode where a Stoutland dies and she too watched the trailer... So she got mad and screamed "THAT IS MEWTWO AND HE JUST KILLED THAT LITTLE BOY'S DAD SO PLEASE SHUT UP" Needless to say, I was shocked...
Wait; when did that happen in the movie?
I've never been so scared of a grilled cheese sandwich in my whole life..
Daddy Sidious that was absolutely the most horrifying thing in my life
its a pre grated grilled cheese sandwich
That was more like a murder plot than a story
Whoo! Salty sandwich! 😆
Oh my god, same
Aquaman wasnt under the sea for real? C'mon and next you are telling me Man of steel wasnt shot on Krypton.
Wait does that mean Thor wasn't shot in Vahalla? My entire life is a lie.
Black Panther, wasn't shot in wakanda?!?!
Spongebob wasn't shot in a pineapple under the sea?
Well thanks a lot for ruining both those movies for me! 😀😂😛
@@Riku70X SpongeBob lives in animation studio
The child who was yelling, "Look mommy, it's a lion!" Prolly was sad when the poor kitty cat died.
Imagine when he gets to see Bambi... 🤔
@@MLWJ1993 Oh shit
13:06- I’m religious myself but I know that you can’t just force ur beliefs onto someone else lol
If they don’t believe it then it’s fine, everyone has their own opinions
Potato Gang exactly. I don’t get why people do that
We have freedom of speech in this god dang country but of course, atheists fire christians for their beliefs and we christians do the same thing to them and muslims......why dont people go to school?
@@Kreschavier well the process is that there's schools specifically for religious people as well, thus creating a gap, and thus allowing the parents to twist their beliefs onto a child who then thinks that because there's a school specifically built for their religion, it must be the one true religion, and the rest are just cheap knockoffs, and thus conflict ensues... I'm saying this as someone who became an atheist just to spite their step mother and dad only to find it allows me the most freedom of being allowed to pick and choose as I please without being yelled at by someone with the same belief system... except for when I'm stupid, then I just ask why and try to fix it... only to fail spectacularly... -help.-
@@shadowsnake5133 yeah, sorry about the earlier reply if that offended you.
My point is, i wish that we could be rid of the extremists in our beliefs
@@shadowsnake5133 i mean, yeah it's so frustrating when parents that are religious like that. Although I'm still have the same religion as my parents, when they say something stupid and try to use Bible as an excuse i just learn more about it and use it against their dumb logic that everything in the Bible must be followed word by word and completely ignored the meaning, and trolling them with some phrases from the old testament about slavery, although it's not the same kind of slavery people in the US familiar with but they're dumb and think it's all the same.
Karen: I hate murderers!!
Employee: Ma’am, you just killed the manager and we have someone in the back calling 9-1-1. You literally have a knife in your hand. We also have security footage of it.
Karen: WHAT?! YOU FILMED ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT?!?!
Bailey__Does__Things
Stolen.
Karen: "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING, I am a good person"
10:18 I would choose the time machine, because that way, I can go back in time, retake the choice and choose the soulmate, then hop into my time machine again but with my soulmate and go again back in time and choose the $70M, so i’d have it all, a time machine, a soulmate, and $70M
And then repeatedly go through the $70M door.
Don’t forget to have your soulmate go through the $70M door, too! That way, you’ll both have $140M.
Rslash
“No🧢” means “no cap”
Meaning “I’m not lying”😂
You're not wrong.
🚫🧢
Ik bro 😭
xAllyxon *i felt that*
How does no cap translate to I'm not lying? And why wouldn't they just put no lies instead? Seriously, this is quickly showing how stupid people are becoming as we replace actual words with lil images that have no actual meaning relating to what they were trying to say.
9:15 “mating with their sisters”
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
TurtleBeans ALABAMA 100
I n t e n s i f i e s
If you get a divorce and Alabama……
Are you still brother and sister?
Where the skiiiieeees are so bluuuueee
WHERE KENTUCKY DUMPS ALL THEIR FUCKING BLAME TO
ME:
Also ME: "Zathras warn, but no one listen to poor Zathras...."
But which one are you talking about Zathras, or Zathras, or Zathras?
Well except for Zathras, since well, you know, he is with The One.
@ Well first, Zathras warn. But, as said; no one listen to poor Zathras. So then Zathras speak to Zathras. Asked Zathras to try. And Zathras tried. Made very logical argument. But... no one listen to Zathras either. So then comes Zathras. Zathras was always hot-headed one. So Zathras make very passionate plea. But still.... no one listen to poor Zathras either.
Sometimes Zathras feel like all of family Zathras is cursed. But it is good that Zathras does not mind. We have come to like it.
The last one.
🤔😐😶
Oddly specific.
I guess he works at a bakery and someone made an insulting post about sandwiches. Oops, someone put E. Coli in Karen's food...
That guy with the AR-15 clearly hasn’t seen “Get Out”, if he had he’d know that TS-Motherfuckin’-A don’t play around! XD
OMFG THAT MOVIE WAS THE SHIT
The TSA? Do you know of what their catch rates are for handgun checks? It was like 20% at the last check they did here lol.. they've got to be playing around to be that sloppy... I honestly don't know how they do so poorly, the xray they use is amazingly sharp
Child: look, it’s a lion!
rSlash: Yeah moron, it’s lion king.
Me: Yeah rSlash, it’s a child.
That last one, that was like a whole story arc.
I NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE.
1:25 I think this guy is referencing Alfie Evans. A child who's parents were not allowed to take their kid out of a UK hospital, at NO CHARGE TO THE UK GOVERNMENT, to a hospital in Italy that was willing and able to medivac the kid via helicopter to them and help the parents at least say they did everything they could. The hospital (UK) without the parents consent on multiple occasions tried to kill the kid. Removing his feeding tube, turning off his oxygen, refusing to allow them to take their kid to a hospital willing to actually help.
In America something similar happened where a father used his rifle to take his kid out of a hospital that was refusing to help, took his son to a different hospital and had his son saved. After he accepted his punishment and didn't care because he saved his son.
9:17 there is no where near that many mass shootings anywhere.
Thank you! I had to stop the video after the mass shootings one. So few people understand how skewed the stats are in the states. When counting something as a mass shooting, they count the death of the original gunmen, the person shooting, has part of the body count. No other country does that! A ton of our "mass shootings" are gang shootings, which is a different problem all together.
And then the Italian doctors said it was a hopeless case anyway. That child’s brain was dead. Disconnecting life support was just a matter of time, and the Italian treatment was a false hope.
11:07
That wasn’ murdered by words, that was ASSASSINATED by words.
fun fact r/slash: 🧢 this emoji w/ “no” means “no cap” which means not lying
LeanDream I cringed when he just said “no” 💀
🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢
According to Urban Dictionary, it actually refers to veneers, not hats.
TPRM1 according to refit this is an r/whoosh
Yi Zao Nothing goes over my head. I would catch it.
The literal reason we don’t speak Gaelic here in Ireland is because the English came into Ireland and erased the culture and people started speaking English 😂😂 The English erased our culture
I'm just glad I'm learning Gaelic myself. It's an interesting language. :D
Gaelic is gorgeous.
It’s because of colonization that I don’t know my own people’s language and history.
I’m a fluent Irish speaker and I’ve learned the history of what England did to our culture and I’ve met English people who don’t even know that the Irish people have their own language or what the English did in the past
I'm glad people are still getting heated over events that happened hundreds of years ago.
@@aoifenugent8444 You can't really blame them for this. Sure it's little lack of overall-culture, but it's not them who erased Irish culture. Please don't take the hate-train and hate people for what their ancestors did. And it's a french saying you this, that's to say.
That part about the guy escaping North Korea because he watched jack die for rose is powerful
My dad was a truck driver before he passed away last year, and he definitely carried food, metal all that crap. So yeah. (RIP Bryan O'Donnell aka my dad)
RIP man it's sad to live without a dad. I hope you're always happy man have a great day
I'm sorry for your loss.
jeez living without a dad must be hard. hope your not sad
(13:50)
Fun story: I went to see the phantom of the opera with my friend who has waited 6 YEARS to see the play. we had orchestra seats, meaning were close to the stage. The tickets were expensive as hell and this family decided to bring their children (around 5-8). The entire first act this family behind us kept on talking. The three kids would constantly kid our seats and talk to their mom. The dad was just on his phone the whole first act. Plus, at one point, the kids went on their phones under a blanket. At intermission, my mom went over to a worker and told her about the family behind us. They got kicked out before second act and we got to enjoy the rest of the play in silence.
TLDR: family gets kicked out after not shutting up for the first act of a play
That last one wasn't a simple r/murderedbywords.
It was an entire f*cking prophecy.
North Koreans get to see ONE non-propaganda movie, and it is Titanic? Those poor souls.
And to hear that god-aweful Celine Dion song...they'll be lining up to confess and gleefully accepted tbeir punishment.
@@steveadams7592 no they won't, they have nothing to compare it too. That's the first non-propaganda movie they've ever seen and as long as it's the only one they've seen, it's also the best. Save those poor souls. Send them better movies
They're lucky it wasn't The Room or something similar
Better than the emoji movie (shiver)
Irene Martínez Pastor idk what you have yeah maybe the film is boring to you and you dont want to waste 4hours of your live but i liked the film but im not an old person. Imagine you would be in North Korea always see Propagandic Movies but then get an movie through which you learn what love, hate sadness and every other feeling is and FINALLY NOT seeing always the same boring Propaganda idk if others agree or if others will hate me for that, but about such a serious event that happened which inspired others to flee to south korea to get a better live or at least getting the hope for it you shouldnt joke around about it or finding it stupid that the first film they saw was titanic AND saying „The first non propagandic movie they have ever seen was Titanic? These Poor souls“. Idc what ever you are doing with that but i think it is very stupid to make jokes like this just because you didnt like the movie or have never seen it. Maybe you should do something else instead of talking bad about something and actually SEE THE MOVIE. As I said do what ever you want after reading this comment, hate me, agree or piss on this Comment just cause i said my opinion about your „justfuncomment“
Bro that cucumber one was just straight savage
The terrifying thought of someone holding a pre-grated ham and cheese sandwich half a foot from your dying face fuels me to never piss someone off who cooks
rSlash: guys like this are mating with their sisters
Me: dude he's already dead
Video game announcer: over kill
All I could think when he said that was "SWEAT HOME ALABAMA"
That says sweat not sweet
9:48-9:56 LMAO Rslash I’m a Canadian and that pretty much sums it up 😂
I'm so desperate to move to Canada when I'm older😂😂
I’ve always wanted to at least vacation in Canada because of how much calmer it seems to be
'to put my sick son on a plane to fly him to Italy for treatment.'
Aged well.
0:56
_"WHY DO YOU ASSUME YOU'RE THE SMARTEST IN THE ROOM? WHY DO YOU ASSUME YOU'RE THE SMARTEST IN THE ROOM?"_
(Hamilton anyone??)
This is why you should take your vaccines. Otherwise your enemy will challenge you to a duel and kill you.
@@maddiemcnugget1076 "Otherwise your enemy will challenge you to a duel and kill you." Don't worry, they wont get a chance because you'll day 3 years before even meeting your enemy.
NON STOP
HISTORY HAS ITS EEEEYES ON YOU
SATISFIED
SATISFIIIIIIIED
'There's no point in arguing with a Canadian because if you hurt their feelings they can just go to the doctors and get their feelings checked. FOR FREE' hahaha you killed it
but how long til they see their doctor :o
1:36 he’s the kinda person giving us gun lovers a bad name probably thinks his ar-15 is a machine gun
The second I saw 'black and brown," my brain registered it as "black and tan," and I got thirsty.
What the actual f*ck?
@@enderteimant Google it.
... huh. It looks good actually. I thought it was a setup for a "Raining men" chain.
dammit gandhi!
My favorite Psych episode
rSlash on march : I HATE CHEATERS!! didn't you cheat on your ex?
rSlash on September : I HATE CHEATERS! But you cheated!
*The power of demonitisation changes people*
So I thought the last one was weird so... I just replaced all of the "sandwich" with bleeps of some totally TH-cam appropriate word. Than it is just drop dead hysterical.🤣😂
"I will then place the sandwich on your face." Never have i been so glad to listen to a WoT post than to have heard those insane words.
Beep boop.
Time machine: pull a Groundhog’s Day event a few times snagging some armored car heists...only the cash stays with you.
I'm just drawing while listening to this video, and I couldn't help but burst out laughing at the last one with the dying guy looking at the sandwich 😂😂
As a Christian, can just I say "stop questioning Atheists their answer for why *insert fact about the world* happened if God doesn't exist" and atheists, "stop trying to downgrade Christians, or talk down to us like we're stupid for believing in a god that may or may not exist"
Thank you, this has been my Ted Talk
Can I add in too that atheists need to stop snipping random lines out of the Bible, stripping them of all context, and pretending they are commandments from God?
@@inukithesavage828 ditto, stop doing that aswell
I agree. As someone who is pretty neutral on the subject of religion, it’s irritating to see everyone arguing about it. I personally don’t think there’s any way to know who is right or wrong until you die and see for yourself, so I just do my best to be a good person and hope, if there is an afterlife of some kind, that it counts for something. Despite my opinion on the subject, I respect the opinions of others. It makes no difference to me whether or not you believe in a god of some kind, just don’t be an asshole and you’re ok in my book.
@@buckowens2841 You opinion is solid and well reasoned. The problem is that not all people are like you. There are people that will cause others harm, be that physical or psychological, because of their religion.
Also, some people tend to make general claims on their religion. There is not way to prove them wrong nor is there a reason. If someone says that there is a creator that put everything into motion but never interferes then I'm ok with that. I have no issue with people believing things like that.
But there are people that make specific claims, and those claims can 100% be disproven and also tend to affect others negatively.
For example, if someone says that evolution isn't true in any way shape or form, then they are wrong and we can prove that they are wrong.
If someone says that their god is all-loving, all-knowing and all-powerful then we know that that god doesn't exist (due to several contradictions).
I feel that people like you tend to ignore the existence of the religions that make that kind of claims.
VulpineKitsune I agree that if your opinion negatively effects the lives of others, it’s not ok. Refusing to let your children receive life-saving vaccines because a post on Facebook told you that they cause autism, for instance, is not ok. If you want to believe something that can be easily disproven but does not effect anyone other than yourself, I don’t see anything wrong with it. If you want to believe that the state of Wyoming doesn’t exist on the first Monday and Thursday of every month and you aren’t pushing your beliefs down everyone’s throats then it doesn’t really matter to me what you believe in.
That sign in the doctors office would’ve been funnier if at the bottom it just said “Oh wait, your kids won’t live long enough for any of that”
I've been bringing your vids for about a week now, and I literally squeed when I found these murdered by words vids, more of a fan of the pro revenge in all of its variations, but these are really awesome too, keep up the good work, and give your doggo plenty of pats for us
The Canadian man ain’t getting to that doctor before he forgets about the killing
Karen: I Hate entitled people!
And this is part of the reason my brother loves just randomly speaking in Irish to people! I so glad I’m Irish!
Petition for Opposite October (RSlash reads entitled voices regularly and regular voices the entitled way) like to sign
Rslash: they'll be dead at 5
Me: you mean 3?
months?
WIZrD Games seconds
Ludwig Linnet Split seconds
I want to have as much murderous passion for something as the guy with his pregrated cheese sandwich...to have such joy from something so simple
Then again, he did state that a physical possibility would be replaced by a physical impossibility (flour is ground up grains, making it inherently processed), so maybe check your vigour for any computational errors before revealing it to the world.
My personal feeling is proper gun control is teaching kids dangers of guns and importance of life. Not teaching people an object is evil.
That's a nice ideal, but until we can guarantee that every single kid will be taught that, that none of them will be abused, bullied, or otherwise traumatized, and that none of them will suffer from mental illness or be raised entitled or racist or with the idea that not getting what they want is grounds for revenge... well, I think we'd all be better off without wide-spread distribution of guns that fire so fast that they can kill 9 people and injure still more even when there are cops right on the scene.
In a perfect world, everyone would have an unwavering moral compass. In a world where it would be a miracle if all children were properly fed, housed, clothed, and cared for, your idealism is asinine and tone deaf.
@@BeeWhistler that's a nice deal, but until we can teach everyone to drive perfectly and never get into car accidents, no one else can drive.
that's a nice deal, but until we can teach everyone to eat only healthy food, no one else can eat.
that's a nice deal, but until we can teach everyone to swim and never drown or be attacked by sharks, no one else can swim.
that's a nice deal, but until we can teach everyone to play baseball, no one can own a baseball bat.
I also love using slippery slope fallacies in my arguments :)
@Erin Heck "To end drunk driving accidents, we are stopping the sober people from driving." Gun control in a nutshell
Tell that to all the owners of the Devil's bible... even on TV that thing gives you chills. Man, I need to watch that documentary again. It was so good.
@@davidperrier6149 holy shit. I thought I had finally found a position so ludicrously far left that it could be used to mock actual democrats. Apparently there's just no idea too stupid for democrats to go down On it
Gotta love Straczynski. One of my favorite writers anyway. He's also the creator of Babylon 5.
Listened to little miss can’t be wrong and actually rather like it. Knowing it’s all about a Karen makes it that much sweeter
Karen: “my essential oils WORK. Here’s my oldest kid as proof.”
Us: Okay, I believe you.
*Karen’s youngest dies of polio.*
Us: Oop.
"here's my oldest kid as proof!" (presents a 3 year old)
Is it US (America) or us (the word)
Skar I’m Australian so take a guess.
Kara Lorraine us?
I don'[t often find myself just DABBING, but "Don't argue with a canadian" HAD ME DAB!!
what
the
Canadians don't have free speech (they censor their media) so it's very easy to argue against Canadian's.
2:01 See people this is an example about how ALL races get hated on.
no there's no point in arguing with a canadian because we'll win
also ZED
Zed sounds better than zee, but I would probably be looked at weird if I took up saying it.
@@tiryaclearsong421 I'm Canadian too bit have to disagree with ya on that one. Zee flows so much nicer with the rest of the alphabet
@@tiryaclearsong421 no the fuck it doesn’t, ZED makes the alphabet song not end properly
"There's no point in arguing with a canadian cause we lack logic and understanding"
@@tellurye I can't remember the context to this because I posted it over a year ago but I'm pretty sure it was a joke
12:25
Totally caught off guard by the two posts using the reasonable r/slash voice.
(1:45) Is he going to pull that in Italy too? "As an American, I have the service amendment right to carry a gun everywhere". Not in Italy, sir. - I've had an American friend tell me, in my face, that he had the right to beat me up because he was American. Our friendship ended at that point.
Jesus is that true? Am American I had many experiences with responsible firearm owner's. Never meet these delusional weirdos at the range.
I feel like "Albert Einstein" 🤣 compared to the fool in the first story!
You can say that he was
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brutally vaccinated with ANTI-FOOL!🤣
@@docsdementedworld3651 nice
I'm so early, I didn't even get a notification. I'm pre-notification boysss.
TH-cam drunk again
No one cares that you were early ffs
Pre-GRATE
Narnia Lives
you’re profile pic looks like everyone reading this comment because they’ve seen it on every other video they’ve seen
I just rewatched this and realized how well that second story aged. Like fine wine
Early gang where you at?
Elijah Mikaelson
Hello
Hello.
No one fucking cares if you are early
14:45-16:30
Mom pick me up im scared!
He's comin
“3 days later, you wake up at 9:17pm...”
Me, still awake at 9:17 am: ಠ_ಠ
I love that roast “you Vitamin D deficient rodeo/circus clown”
Hi rSlash! Always great to watch your videos! Have a great day :)
when he said no instead of no cap i felt that
8:06 finally someone actually did their homework
1:51 HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS CRAZY! My parents and I were like "wtf?" When seeing her insanity unfold. My Hispanic and Black friends even voted against her she was that crazy
I had a little read about her and was surprised at how dillusional she is in that she doesn't even seem to realise that she is succumbing to her own brand of racism whilst talking about unity and how white people need to listen. Clearly she doesn't give a shit about white people because her crusade against white supremacy has jaded her sensibilities that all lives matter, not just the ones she's decided to cherry pick and finger pointing will not get her message across at all. She ended up having to move to protect her family after her comments. Easily avoided if she dropped the ego trip, smh.
12:23 , as a irish person, who knows the language might I add, i can confirm that Britain erasing culture is a reason that the Irish language is almost dead and that i am teased for liking Irish class and pretend to be uninterested.
Wow.
Not even a part of the notification squad and earlier than them!
13:01 SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE, THIS GUYS GOT BURNS DEEPER THAN HIS WIFE'S CUCUMBER
12:35
My dad,my grandpa and my S.O's dad all spent most of their time away driving trucks,leaving behind their famillies to help the community.it makes me happy to see that P.O.S getting his ass handled to him on a silver platter.respect truckers ✌
Thank god, that Saira Rao isn't a major politician.
Is she some hardcore pokemon fan who confused racism with dragon type?
racism against racism
*It's super effective*
.....at making an already naturally shitty world even shittier, as they would have known, had they had foresight that, if made physical, would be visible to the naked eye.