That OP did what needed to be done. That insurance handler was going to get someone killed due to his own arrogance. He needed to be stopped. I have NO SYMPATHY for that fool
And the worst part of it was that he was supposed to be working for the patient not the insurance company. It's completely mental that he'd do what he did.
If just i had the power, i would definetely broke those asshole's legs, make sure he's in constant pain for years, and in the end, he would lose all his limbs with painful wound for the rest of his life, and throw him in the middle of desert while giving him minimum nutrition so he could survive for as long as possible
Well if that Moronic Insurance liaison wasn't stopped, not only would OP have to go through that 12 hour painful ambulance ride sometime in the future, but many other patients would have had to suffer from his incompetency. I say that for causing himself a lot of short term pain with the risk of long term complications, just to not have to got through that ambulance ride again or having anyone else go through that hell, OP's actions are heroic.
@@mekhie.r.duncan3825 wrong, femur breaker but the scream strecthes for 12 hours and it isnt stretched as in making the sound clip longer but stitching multiple of the screams together to sound realistic
People kill each other for a dollar. No surprise that the liaison didn't give two fucks and he's also the type of person who would try to save pennies while wasting thousands of dollars
The kind of person that has never experienced "Real" pain. You find them everywhere, the people whose worst pain was stubbing their toe, or having a headache, and so cannot conceive just how intense pain can be. I would say the worst examples are when that type of person is a doctor or nurse. After this story, insurance liason officer might come in third place.
That last story really hurt me. My upper jaw was to narrow and needed to be surgically enlarged. They basically cut it loose from the rest of my skull and cut it in half. Then screwed some kind of a spreader into my mouth. It had a screw that I had to tighten up twice a day, pushing the two jaw halves appart. Hurt pretty damn bad. And every little vibration hurt too. Even just walking normaly felt like my whole upper jaw would fall off. Not sure if what OP went through to fuck that guy over was worth it, but in my eyes, he's the baddest badass I've ever heard in a long time.
He told in the story it was worth it to him. I guess he took satisfaction that he might have saved someone else from misery from that sadistic and unemphatic person! He probably got kickbacks from the insurance company in some way or other; probably a fucking lunch, hearing how callous he seemed to be!
Ok, the last story nearly made my stomach turn. Even hearing of what the guy had to do to get justice done was enough to send painfull images of broken bones and excruciating screams of pure agony through my brain. That man had hardened carbon steel balls for doing what he did.
The OP of the last story deserves a lot of respect for having to endure through the agony caused by the incompetence of a jackass who considers cutting corners in expenses over the well being of patients. I genuenly question what the actual fuck that dunce's half dead braincells were thinking of
Somebody: *Freaking 'breaks' his own legs to get revenge* The guy that got the revenge taken out on: *Works in waste management* Guess he should manage himself, i mean, look at his job now.
I think it would have been more befitting for the Liason to get into an accident and break both legs while away on a vacation and have to ride home 4 days in ambulance...I know I'm Evil...lol!!!
Reminds me of what Jotaro said to DIO, like something about how DIO lost because he pissed him off or something. So it made this situation in my mind. Antagonist: *does something bad to op Also antagonist: Why do I hear boss music?
Hello again tails I have to go to the mall to get the money back from the ocean and the mom and the other guy get put into jail for a few days and a few days away from the ocean and the mom and the other guy get put into.
The two first groans/sighs that come out of him in the puppy bloopers have me in stitches. I don't even know what he looks like, but somehow I can still vividly imagine the look on his face and it's beyond hilarious!
I have a pretty good story for you: Back when I was highschool, I had this "moral" class. I was that kid that had perfect scores but was disliked by everyone so I always did my project on my own. Here comes the mid year project. You had to do a voluntary public work project on paper, then you had to actually do it and then make a speech in front of class. You'd be graded on how good of an idea, how useful the idea would be and how well you proved that you actually did it. Now, I don't know if it's common knowledge or not and you don't have to agree with me on this, but in my opinion, "voluntary" public work should be "voluntary" and you should not be judged on how well you did it or how helpful it is to anyone. Just picking up a cigarette bud on the street can be enough. It's voluntary. You do it out of the kindness of your heart because you see that you can do something to help people or the planet, the scale doesn't matter. You just do it. That that's what voluntary work is. Now, obviously I was completely against the teacher's way of grading this project. I was not against doing voluntary work or writing project ideas on paper, but don't grade us on it cause then it's no longer voluntary. It defeats the purpose! If you wanna grade the idea then fine, but dont force us to actually do it. If you do anyone who grades well on paper will be chained to doing something unreasonable or, on the reverse, get punished for doing something reasonable that they're willing to do cause it's judged not good enough! It becomes a chore full of negativity for the purpose of a grade, it's not voluntary. I looked at my grades and how much the project values on the school year, and I concluded that even if I get 0%, I still will finish the school year with a grade of around 70%. So I tell the teacher I will not do the project and when I get home I explained everything to my mom. While she's not happy that I'm willing to lose my perfect grade, she agrees with my point of view and gives me the okay to proceed in my decision. Next class, teacher sees I'm not working and asks why I'm not working on the project? Surprised. I look at her and I'm like, I already told you I would not do this project because I am fundamentally against you grading it this way. She raises her voice, trying to force me into working while I explain to her how voluntary work shouldn't be judged and graded like that. Eventually, not happy with me defying her autority in front of the whole class, she threatens me. Saying if I don't do the project at all she will manupulate how much that project will be worth on my final score and will make me fail the whole year. Which part of this is voluntary again? I tell her how I've explained why I do not want to do this and how she is forcing my hand. I guarantee her, she will not be happy and will come to regret her practice of "forcing" people to do "voluntary" work. She brushed off my threat, I'm just an entitled know-it-all kid who needed to be taught a lesson and she goes away, happy that she "won" this fight. Watch me! I do the paper section of the project where you're judged on how good of an idea and how helpful your idea is. I make bullshit about just picking up trash on the school property. Again and even if I decided to do that for real it should be fine. That's what voluntary work is, you do what you're willing to do and that's already good enough at least it's something, but no! It's not helpful enough. It's not big enough. It's not a good idea enough, so I get a poor score. I think she gave me like 51% or something at that section of the project. I don't care, I was already calculating on a 0% basis for not doing the whole thing, so I don't care about the grade. Then comes the section where I'm supposed to do project. Obviously I don't do it, but then comes the speech in front of class. Now, all the teams before me, you can tell that every single one of them except one has been giving fake "proof" invented on the spot. No one except that one person did their project for reals. They're making up stuff as they go. Some didn't even prepare their speech from the beginning. They just didn't do it and this whole this has been a chore, proving what I had been telling the teacher this whole time. It's my turn now, I set myself in front of the class and take a moment of silence... "You know, I'm supposed to tell you about this project that I definetly did. Well let me tell you, I didn't do it. At least I didn't do what I wrote on paper. Here's my voluntery public works project...." And then I start, I talk about everything I've told you so far. What I wrote on paper? Whatever, my actual voluntarily thing was being willing to lose grades to prove a point. I point at one guy who suposedly went through the whole town to gather clothes for donations and I'm like, "you didn't do it did you". And they're like, no, I didn't. "Who in this class actually did the "voluntary" public work project stuff that they said they did?" Only 1 girl raises her hand. Her sister is in a wheelchair, so she decided to give bottle caps to this recycling plants that makes wheelchairs. Completly understandable and commendable, but what about her 3 teamates? Nope. And remember the part about grading the idea?The one person in the class that actually applied their project was judged poorly because it was not good enough receiving a 65% on the paper section of the project. And it was something that she cared about because her sister was affected by it. And the rest, those that manage to have good grades on the idea and whatnot, all resorted to pretend and make up lies. What a great moral! Great sucess! And then I look at the teacher and I'm like, I told you I was completely against it. You forced my hand. So here I am willingly telling you off , I have my parent's support and a whole class of proof to justify taking this to the principal if you'd like. My speech now finished I head to my desk, the whole class, people who dislike me, applauding and cheering. The teacher, clearly upset tried to resume the speeches of the last few teams, but each of them enceforth started by saying "I didn't actually do it, but here's our make belief speech about how we did". That teacher was in tears the rest of the class, being reminded how right I was with every word that followed. I know I was brutal and very mean spiritted, but to this day I still stand by my beliefs. I don't know what happened to her after that, I just hope she learned a valuable lesson about what "voluntary" stands for.
*slow claps* *nods*, you handled shits in your school better than i do. we think a like but i have a harsh attitude, so you can imagine me doing the things you did but in a "harsher" way. i got suspended for a whole semester for destroying a school high up's dumbass way of thinking she could make people submit to her because she has authority and we should just nod and accept/follow, fuckin worth it 🤣
I read your first sentence, second paragraph and my immediate thought was. You can't require a grade for something that is voluntary. I would have done exactly the same as you.
"I wanted him fired... I didn't plan on getting him blacklisted." Well, better this dunce is blacklisted from the profession than allowed to put potentially more patients in danger with his foolishness.
This guy's IQ is 0 divided by 0. Division by 0 is undefined and doesn't exist, so his IQ literally doesn't exist. He's so stupid, his intelligence is nonexistant in every sense.
During WW2 the Japanese kamikazes had a motto that went "one man for a battleship, one plane for a carrier". That last guy's motto is "two legs for a life".
well he didn't " mean to " destroy his entire career but handling trash that people have thrown away and decided to put out by the street to be picked up means no one but you can get hurt due to your own actions
Holy sh*t that guy is insane. U have my most utmost respect, I respect that man more than anyone. He put himself through hell’s most fiery flames to get rid of an idiot. I’m still wondering how you managed to survive the pain. I’m at a loss for words honestly. I hope ur well and that u won’t have to go though hell’s flames again.
during that time, i would have to turn- awww.... during that time, i would have to turn smmmmmm.... he began his inspection, and his- DOG!! r/puppybloopers is amazing
"During that time i would hav to *minecraft villager noise*" "During that time i would have to turn sm-*minecraft villager noise*" "During that time i would have to turn small *sigh*."
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I'm riding on a 4 hour road trip home and just thinking of the pain from every single jar and vibration causing screaming pain is a knucklebiter for me ugh
i had these bars in my legs but luckly i was unconscious the whole time i had them but god my shins feel like there being ripped of listen to how the pain was descibred
I had a person from my school who had that procedure done to her. Looked like a tv antenna stuck in a cast on her leg. I am happy to say that 2 years later she is walking and living a happy life and she still goes to school. Never knew what happed though.
OP: remember that time when that damn liaison made me ride an ambulance for 12 hours in excruciating pain and messed up the rods’ position? Doctor: Yeah, good thing he’s fired. OP: Well, I was the one who got him fired. I purposely adjusted the rods to the wrong position. Doctor: Wait, WHAT?
LOL. “Wait what” would be a nice response compared to what they would actually do 😂. Nice doc. But I think revealing this would push them over the edge
17:22 Much respect to this person, if you think about it he risked his own legs to help everyone else. Future patients, staff, everyone... All the respect. He may have been doing it for himself, BUT with or without realizing it he helped everyone else.
I actually CAN imagine the pain that guy went through as I had SHATTERED my ankle when I fell off of a roof. I was on crutches for 5 months and serious pain killers for over a year. Puppy bloopers! :-D Smooch da Pooch! :-D EDIT: When the dog says it's play time, IT'S PLAY TIME. :-)
I was cringing so fucking hard. Bone aches from broken bones, of which I’ve had several, are top tier pain. I can’t imagine rods and screws putting pressure on a bone… fuuuuck that
God dam bro, the last story was just mind blowing. The fact that op almost broke his legs to get this man fired is just respectable in my opinion. ( edit I used the wrong grammar for respect )
Attempt one: Slash: During that time, I would to turn -squeak- awh. Attempt two: During that time, I would have to turn s -squeak- mmm. I just imagine you turning to look at your dog with the Evil Eye. (if you don't get this, look it up. :3)
The corrupt staff: Alright, fire everyone who declines, keep everything classified. The sister: I'm bout to end these people's whole carriers, literally.
OMG I LOVE Puppy Bloopers! We have an Alaskan Malamute who is a total goofball. She does the same sorts of things. Hearing the sounds of a happy dog just melts my heart.
I've experienced having a kidney stone, so I can almost relate to the pain OP experienced. And I say _almost_ , as it wasn't a pain that caused me to scream in perpetual agony, but that pain alone was so excruciating that I was at a complete loss at what to do to even ease it. I had already tried regular painkillers, and I got some morphine for it at the ER that only worked for a brief moment. Eventually they gave me a suppository, which was a first time for me (mandatory butt stuff joke), but it worked wonders. Even my mother had to experience what I did, and even though she handled it about as good as I did, her case was so bad that they had to remove the stone by laser. She then found out that hers was almost the size of a pebble, and the doctor told her they were amazed that she could even remain as composed as she did, as similar cases had patients walking around almost restlessly from the pain such a big one can cause. What I learned from that experience was: keep yourself well hydrated at all times, and always think twice about eating huge amounts of salt-rich food.
We've passed a few stones and can totally feel your pain... One time we'd resorted to using 2-liter sodie bottles filled with hot water to deal with the pain...
Would you be willing to break your own legs to get revenge on someone?
Nope
Yes
No way
Yes since I have someone to blame it on.
Anything to get revenge even if it costs my life.
That OP did what needed to be done. That insurance handler was going to get someone killed due to his own arrogance. He needed to be stopped. I have NO SYMPATHY for that fool
And the worst part of it was that he was supposed to be working for the patient not the insurance company. It's completely mental that he'd do what he did.
Couldn't agree more. The next person he screwed over could have been a child or seriously injured by his incompetence. No sympathy.
Ego. He deserves the worst karma imaginable.
If only that fool would have had that happen to him. Then, and only then, would he have learned what pain he caused
Well done OP. He's a legend.
"I broke my legs to ruin someone's life"
And they call me a madman
It's Deku, back at it again.
@@kabob0077 omg yes
@@kabob0077 oml yes
Yay the spy crab again!
*r/madlads*
Dude in story: breaks legs
Rslash: shows broken arm.
Bingo!
It's just a theory a groogle theory
@@smartgamingpotatopotatoz4217 gruugle*
Title said ‘broke my bones’ and didn’t indicate it was arm in any way
l have broken my arm and that I can confirm is clay.
also one of the i’s in my comment is a L
Enduring the worst pain of his life for the greater good. OP in last story is basically a superhero. Seriously. Mad respect. 👍
Much repsect
A mad god
If just i had the power, i would definetely broke those asshole's legs, make sure he's in constant pain for years, and in the end, he would lose all his limbs with painful wound for the rest of his life, and throw him in the middle of desert while giving him minimum nutrition so he could survive for as long as possible
Not all heroes wear capes m8, not all heroes wear capes
HE IS THE MAN WITH THE GREATEST PLAAAN
Gotta say if it was a choice between breaking my legs and going through 12 hours of pain every time I had to go back in. I'd have broken the legs.
Stephen Adkins Finally, someone that watched video before commenting!
Yea same.
Well if that Moronic Insurance liaison wasn't stopped, not only would OP have to go through that 12 hour painful ambulance ride sometime in the future, but many other patients would have had to suffer from his incompetency. I say that for causing himself a lot of short term pain with the risk of long term complications, just to not have to got through that ambulance ride again or having anyone else go through that hell, OP's actions are heroic.
Stephen Adkins That is... accurate.
@@neilprice513 it's a small price to pay for salvation
"So you ruined this A-hole's life?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
[Looks down at broken legs]
"Everything..."
Hahahahhaaha
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*leg
@@nicolassieh6799 legs*
What did it cost
"Walking..."
All I was really thinking of was that scene from Spongebob with that guy saying *MY LEGS*
Theres no 's', its just *MY LEG*
lol
Lmao I was thinking of the grandpa character in happy wheels when he says *mA lEgGs*
I'm dying right now
@@phud69 Yeah but op did it for both their legs so it works :P
13:30 I imagine that ambulance going through a city disturbing the people not with its loud sirens but with inhumane screams of agony.
Insert femur breaker audio here*
@@mekhie.r.duncan3825 wrong, femur breaker but the scream strecthes for 12 hours and it isnt stretched as in making the sound clip longer but stitching multiple of the screams together to sound realistic
"Avoiding pain is not in the interest of our insurance" what kind of man would say anything like that?
A heartless piece of shit. I bet you if the shoe were on the OTHER foot, he wouldn't have that opinion.
People kill each other for a dollar. No surprise that the liaison didn't give two fucks and he's also the type of person who would try to save pennies while wasting thousands of dollars
The kind of person that has never experienced "Real" pain. You find them everywhere, the people whose worst pain was stubbing their toe, or having a headache, and so cannot conceive just how intense pain can be.
I would say the worst examples are when that type of person is a doctor or nurse. After this story, insurance liason officer might come in third place.
Damion Lee no not necessarily I’ve never felt pain like that ever it’s about having empathy this man definitely lacks it
someone that works for a medical insurance company.....
That last story really hurt me. My upper jaw was to narrow and needed to be surgically enlarged. They basically cut it loose from the rest of my skull and cut it in half. Then screwed some kind of a spreader into my mouth. It had a screw that I had to tighten up twice a day, pushing the two jaw halves appart. Hurt pretty damn bad. And every little vibration hurt too. Even just walking normaly felt like my whole upper jaw would fall off.
Not sure if what OP went through to fuck that guy over was worth it, but in my eyes, he's the baddest badass I've ever heard in a long time.
I’ve seen this fine before. It sounds terrible :/
He told in the story it was worth it to him. I guess he took satisfaction that he might have saved someone else from misery from that sadistic and unemphatic person! He probably got kickbacks from the insurance company in some way or other; probably a fucking lunch, hearing how callous he seemed to be!
i went through this same thing so i know the pain.
I feel your pain my friend I had/am still going through treatment
@@lokilockness2970 stay strong! Wish you good luck.
*"Your so cute and annoying"* my future relation ship in a couple of words
He described it so well that I felt like throwing up(That's how real it felt).
All relationships in a nutshell.
Causing themselves intense pain to get revenge?
Respect, mate. Respect. That's some dedication.
Absolute real life badass
@@mattt6920
Indeed
Pain is temporary.
Nuclear revenge is eternal.
Mad respect for OP
Pain is temporary. Ending someone's career? Permanent.
@@mattt6920 yeah definitely...
“Broke my bones to destroy a man’s life”
*Izuku Midoriya would like to know your location*
Lemillion you’re my hero
I would let you stick your rod in me, Lemilion
Lemillion what does this “know you’re location” meme, mean? I keep hearing it occasionally, but I don’t know it.
Lemillion may I ask. Who tf is Izuku Midoriya??
89BookGirl bruh tf? Is this like a kink?
Ok, the last story nearly made my stomach turn. Even hearing of what the guy had to do to get justice done was enough to send painfull images of broken bones and excruciating screams of pure agony through my brain. That man had hardened carbon steel balls for doing what he did.
The OP of the last story deserves a lot of respect for having to endure through the agony caused by the incompetence of a jackass who considers cutting corners in expenses over the well being of patients. I genuenly question what the actual fuck that dunce's half dead braincells were thinking of
“I pride myself in tricking people into going to coolmathgames”
dude that’s too far you can’t do that you could get arrested
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work
Oh god
He should’ve rock rolled them
Noise
11:58
Why did I think the doctor was gonna say 'I've done this for thousands of years' lmao
Sameeee
SAMEEEE
I did too. I took a moment to appreciate that at least this isn't r/nosleep, where the assumption would be we had to pretend it was true.
Nether Dominater SAME!!
Same
Somebody: *Freaking 'breaks' his own legs to get revenge*
The guy that got the revenge taken out on: *Works in waste management*
Guess he should manage himself, i mean, look at his job now.
r/murderedbywords
I think it would have been more befitting for the Liason to get into an accident and break both legs while away on a vacation and have to ride home 4 days in ambulance...I know I'm Evil...lol!!!
Antagonist: *does something bad to OP*
OP: "I. WAS. PISSED"
or alternatively "I was LIVID!"
@@waterbottle9438 or "I. WAS. FURIOUS"
Etcetera
nowfal “I. WAS. FUMING!”
Reminds me of what Jotaro said to DIO, like something about how DIO lost because he pissed him off or something. So it made this situation in my mind.
Antagonist: *does something bad to op
Also antagonist: Why do I hear boss music?
Man: This dood ain't gettin no jet from me
Broken leg: Amma end this man's whole career
and that is sure as hell what he did lol
LITUARLY
A small price to pay to ruin someone elses life.
An arm for a life.
I would pay that price if they suck
Hi Tails :]
Hello again tails I have to go to the mall to get the money back from the ocean and the mom and the other guy get put into jail for a few days and a few days away from the ocean and the mom and the other guy get put into.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
A leg most likely lol
Broken bone. A man's life
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*Perfectly balance, as everything should be*
I'm just so surprised on how yod did that comment I was just trying it not copying
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I messed up on spelling
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@@goosejoke3724 /\ ⊙⊙
M m m ○
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
The two first groans/sighs that come out of him in the puppy bloopers have me in stitches. I don't even know what he looks like, but somehow I can still vividly imagine the look on his face and it's beyond hilarious!
Me looks at title.
What the fu-
TH-cam: Demonetized
happy now???
Demonetized
@ALEXIS MOCTEZUMA-MUNOZ demonetized*
100th like
Ruka ali
Reponelized
When did rSlash turn into a minecraft villager (in puppy bloopers)?
Lol
At around 18:25.
When did reddit advertise on a video about reddit i keep getting ads for reddit on videos of reddit
@@amonzonbox9054 they have been doing that for a long time.
Lol
That last story was the most beautiful story I have ever read, thank you for putting this on the internet.
R/ “during that time I would have to-
Yugo “Squeak”
R/ “urrruu”
What
@@Turnaround72 yes
I have a pretty good story for you:
Back when I was highschool, I had this "moral" class. I was that kid that had perfect scores but was disliked by everyone so I always did my project on my own. Here comes the mid year project.
You had to do a voluntary public work project on paper, then you had to actually do it and then make a speech in front of class. You'd be graded on how good of an idea, how useful the idea would be and how well you proved that you actually did it. Now, I don't know if it's common knowledge or not and you don't have to agree with me on this, but in my opinion, "voluntary" public work should be "voluntary" and you should not be judged on how well you did it or how helpful it is to anyone. Just picking up a cigarette bud on the street can be enough. It's voluntary. You do it out of the kindness of your heart because you see that you can do something to help people or the planet, the scale doesn't matter. You just do it. That that's what voluntary work is.
Now, obviously I was completely against the teacher's way of grading this project. I was not against doing voluntary work or writing project ideas on paper, but don't grade us on it cause then it's no longer voluntary. It defeats the purpose! If you wanna grade the idea then fine, but dont force us to actually do it. If you do anyone who grades well on paper will be chained to doing something unreasonable or, on the reverse, get punished for doing something reasonable that they're willing to do cause it's judged not good enough! It becomes a chore full of negativity for the purpose of a grade, it's not voluntary.
I looked at my grades and how much the project values on the school year, and I concluded that even if I get 0%, I still will finish the school year with a grade of around 70%. So I tell the teacher I will not do the project and when I get home I explained everything to my mom. While she's not happy that I'm willing to lose my perfect grade, she agrees with my point of view and gives me the okay to proceed in my decision.
Next class, teacher sees I'm not working and asks why I'm not working on the project? Surprised. I look at her and I'm like, I already told you I would not do this project because I am fundamentally against you grading it this way. She raises her voice, trying to force me into working while I explain to her how voluntary work shouldn't be judged and graded like that. Eventually, not happy with me defying her autority in front of the whole class, she threatens me. Saying if I don't do the project at all she will manupulate how much that project will be worth on my final score and will make me fail the whole year.
Which part of this is voluntary again?
I tell her how I've explained why I do not want to do this and how she is forcing my hand. I guarantee her, she will not be happy and will come to regret her practice of "forcing" people to do "voluntary" work. She brushed off my threat, I'm just an entitled know-it-all kid who needed to be taught a lesson and she goes away, happy that she "won" this fight.
Watch me!
I do the paper section of the project where you're judged on how good of an idea and how helpful your idea is. I make bullshit about just picking up trash on the school property. Again and even if I decided to do that for real it should be fine. That's what voluntary work is, you do what you're willing to do and that's already good enough at least it's something, but no! It's not helpful enough. It's not big enough. It's not a good idea enough, so I get a poor score. I think she gave me like 51% or something at that section of the project. I don't care, I was already calculating on a 0% basis for not doing the whole thing, so I don't care about the grade. Then comes the section where I'm supposed to do project. Obviously I don't do it, but then comes the speech in front of class.
Now, all the teams before me, you can tell that every single one of them except one has been giving fake "proof" invented on the spot. No one except that one person did their project for reals. They're making up stuff as they go. Some didn't even prepare their speech from the beginning. They just didn't do it and this whole this has been a chore, proving what I had been telling the teacher this whole time. It's my turn now, I set myself in front of the class and take a moment of silence... "You know, I'm supposed to tell you about this project that I definetly did. Well let me tell you, I didn't do it. At least I didn't do what I wrote on paper. Here's my voluntery public works project...." And then I start, I talk about everything I've told you so far. What I wrote on paper? Whatever, my actual voluntarily thing was being willing to lose grades to prove a point. I point at one guy who suposedly went through the whole town to gather clothes for donations and I'm like, "you didn't do it did you". And they're like, no, I didn't. "Who in this class actually did the "voluntary" public work project stuff that they said they did?" Only 1 girl raises her hand. Her sister is in a wheelchair, so she decided to give bottle caps to this recycling plants that makes wheelchairs. Completly understandable and commendable, but what about her 3 teamates? Nope. And remember the part about grading the idea?The one person in the class that actually applied their project was judged poorly because it was not good enough receiving a 65% on the paper section of the project. And it was something that she cared about because her sister was affected by it. And the rest, those that manage to have good grades on the idea and whatnot, all resorted to pretend and make up lies. What a great moral! Great sucess!
And then I look at the teacher and I'm like, I told you I was completely against it. You forced my hand. So here I am willingly telling you off , I have my parent's support and a whole class of proof to justify taking this to the principal if you'd like. My speech now finished I head to my desk, the whole class, people who dislike me, applauding and cheering.
The teacher, clearly upset tried to resume the speeches of the last few teams, but each of them enceforth started by saying "I didn't actually do it, but here's our make belief speech about how we did". That teacher was in tears the rest of the class, being reminded how right I was with every word that followed.
I know I was brutal and very mean spiritted, but to this day I still stand by my beliefs. I don't know what happened to her after that, I just hope she learned a valuable lesson about what "voluntary" stands for.
*slow claps* *nods*, you handled shits in your school better than i do. we think a like but i have a harsh attitude, so you can imagine me doing the things you did but in a "harsher" way. i got suspended for a whole semester for destroying a school high up's dumbass way of thinking she could make people submit to her because she has authority and we should just nod and accept/follow, fuckin worth it 🤣
I read your first sentence, second paragraph and my immediate thought was. You can't require a grade for something that is voluntary. I would have done exactly the same as you.
@@cr5951 I would have literally wrote a paper on it, then given it to the teacher. See how she reacts then!
I’m just glad you spelled lose correctly. I’m so sick and tired of seeing “loose” everywhere
you are my HERO
I bet he saved a lot of lives thanks to the agony he put himself through.
He saved at most one and a lot of suffering for others. The fucker would've been headfirst out the door once he got one person killed or maimed.
"I wanted him fired... I didn't plan on getting him blacklisted."
Well, better this dunce is blacklisted from the profession than allowed to put potentially more patients in danger with his foolishness.
Exactly!
what do you know a smart person.
someone who actually understands the potential consequences of that guy working in any hospital.
yeah blacklist is stopping from them ever getting hired lol
and now he collects garbage bags/cans for a living
This guy's IQ is 0 divided by 0. Division by 0 is undefined and doesn't exist, so his IQ literally doesn't exist. He's so stupid, his intelligence is nonexistant in every sense.
"OP breaks his own legs in order to destroy someone's career." DEKU!
True
Oh. My. Goodness!
Deku + bokugo=👌
@@thomasworsley ✋😶👉🚪 out
Naw he broke his arms/hands not his legs and before yall woosh me I know that it was a joke
During WW2 the Japanese kamikazes had a motto that went "one man for a battleship, one plane for a carrier".
That last guy's motto is "two legs for a life".
Love the dog squeaky toy sounds. Just lost my service dog and miss that sound. Nice to hear it again.
I broke my bones to ruin a mans life... A small price to pay for salvation
Thanos Deku's words are true!
Cool boss YT cha cha real smooth
A soul for a soul
The hardest choices, require the strongest wills
Humanoid25 damnit I was just about to say that😂😂😂😂
man : i don't like this kid and i will make it hell for him
op : i am gonna ruin this man's whole career
well he didn't " mean to " destroy his entire career but handling trash that people have thrown away and decided to put out by the street to be picked up means no one but you can get hurt due to your own actions
Antagonist: *does something bad*
OP: I'm about to end this man's whole career
"Broke my bones to ruin someones life"
"Cha cha real smooth
This is what I call a pro gamer move"
Lucifer OG this is big brain time
Yes lolol
Outstanding move.
Get nae nae'd
Modern problems require modern solutions
"The hardest choices require the strongest wills."
- big purple raisin
**Big purple raisin**
@@reclipsel *big purple raisin worthy of that big metal thing on a stick*
And worthy of Big Boi Glove if power and discomfort
-The Anus
*T hanos*
Holy sh*t that guy is insane. U have my most utmost respect, I respect that man more than anyone. He put himself through hell’s most fiery flames to get rid of an idiot. I’m still wondering how you managed to survive the pain. I’m at a loss for words honestly. I hope ur well and that u won’t have to go though hell’s flames again.
during that time, i would have to turn- awww....
during that time, i would have to turn smmmmmm....
he began his inspection, and his- DOG!!
r/puppybloopers is amazing
I want an entire video of just puppy we were just so we can get more of the dog
"You're jingling like freaking santa claus"
I broke my bones to destroy a man’s life
*My hero academia in a nutshell*
Whose life is destroyed?
Oh my god really? Nice but come on man lol
OI! OI! OI! what's the hell is that supposed to mean?
@@AnimeKat8849 i think he's talking about Deku. What do you think, Katsuki
YES
I think Jugo is just trying to punish you for abusing the word "literally" so much.
"I would have to mmmmm."
"I would have tmmmmm."
That made me laugh so much 😂
"Dog will you pls" 😭😭😭
Last story was basically the Pokemon move Belly Drum. Hits themself for half of their health to maximize their attack.
Or Deku from MHA/BNHA
What was ur favourite game
"During that time i would hav to *minecraft villager noise*"
"During that time i would have to turn sm-*minecraft villager noise*"
"During that time i would have to turn small *sigh*."
Your videos always brighten my day. Thank you for your work!
I am now addicted to this channel
I listen to it daily.
TreeStevens me too
Ditto.
"NOW BREAK YOUR LEGS"
"Oh, okay!" - this beautiful person that broke their bones for revenge
The Insurance Liason one - hoo boy clearly OP's suffering was very worth it.
The guy who had broke his own legs must have BALLS OF STEEL
Don't you mean...Legs of Steel?
nah his whole BODY is steel that broken leg thing is just one big prank
Balls of titanium dude
@@scp049hasbreachedcontianme9 nah... BALLS OF DIAMOND
@@sams_enfp i'll do you one better
Balls of dort
I’m not good with stuff like broken bones but I’ll still watch the video all the way through!
My leg feel shaky lol
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@@goat9629 Sir are you okay?
Oh yeah goat is on reddit now
@@minimg6725 found him on r/ihadastroke
My own legs are shaking in sympathy for the person in the second story... WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH THAT "liaison"?!!
The entire time I watched the video my legs felt so uncomfortable aaaaaa
yes I felt that. I’ve heard the post before but my legs quake when I hear it.
Yeah same. My big toe hurt while reading it.
I'm riding on a 4 hour road trip home and just thinking of the pain from every single jar and vibration causing screaming pain is a knucklebiter for me ugh
i had these bars in my legs but luckly i was unconscious the whole time i had them but god my shins feel like there being ripped of listen to how the pain was descibred
"During that time I would have to- turrrrrrrrrrr"
*_rSlash shutting down_*
Rebooting... Rebooting...
*Windows startup sound*
@@rlharveson *GETTING WINDOWS UPDATE READY, DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR SYSTEM*
rSlash: does anything
Hugo: *squeak*
it's Yugo
Skye Borne better, Fugo
Love how any noise or squeak from Yugo deflates the narrator.
Title: “I break my bones to destroy man’s life.”
Me: Midoriya?
Sanviento?
(JoJo reference)
Nah fam you gotta aggressively scream "DEKU!!!" like katsuki would
*(cries in midoriya)*
I just need to imagine a tsukuyami spinning around
MeddlinMegs 😂🤣
Yugo is half the reason I keep coming back.
Well played rSlash.
It’s cute when rslash plays with his puppy dog, like hella cute
*squeak*
BORK BORK BORK SQUEAK
The government worked so fast on that because it dealt with money being took from them
After they took it from us.
JCTheBoss they don’t care about that last part
I freaking love puppy bloopers. Yugo is the best disruption
OP’s friend: oh no what did u do to your legs!.
OP: I just purposely broke them.
OP’s friend: OH.
OP: Don’t worry it was WORTH IT.
“You’re jingling like frickin santa clause”
- rslash 2019
I was scrolling to the coments and this popped up right when he Said it
(Sorry for bad english)
I love the noises you make when your puppy squeaks the toy! I was laughing so hard, and I really needed to laugh some. Thank you so much!
The last story is so f-ing metal, like holy cow, that was amazing
Pun intended?
I broke my femur last Valentines day and OP is not lying the pain is EXCRUCIATING. I have a metal rod bolted to my leg. Im part robot now 😊😂
Your an enhanced human. This is the beginning of the end of humanity.
@@user-zd9fc4vs4q Oh my lord 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a person from my school who had that procedure done to her. Looked like a tv antenna stuck in a cast on her leg. I am happy to say that 2 years later she is walking and living a happy life and she still goes to school. Never knew what happed though.
OP: remember that time when that damn liaison made me ride an ambulance for 12 hours in excruciating pain and messed up the rods’ position?
Doctor: Yeah, good thing he’s fired.
OP: Well, I was the one who got him fired. I purposely adjusted the rods to the wrong position.
Doctor: Wait, WHAT?
LOL.
“Wait what” would be a nice response compared to what they would actually do 😂. Nice doc. But I think revealing this would push them over the edge
17:22 Much respect to this person, if you think about it he risked his own legs to help everyone else. Future patients, staff, everyone... All the respect. He may have been doing it for himself, BUT with or without realizing it he helped everyone else.
"During that time I would have to-"
SQUEAK
"HMMMMMMM"
I actually CAN imagine the pain that guy went through as I had SHATTERED my ankle when I fell off of a roof.
I was on crutches for 5 months and serious pain killers for over a year.
Puppy bloopers! :-D Smooch da Pooch! :-D
EDIT: When the dog says it's play time, IT'S PLAY TIME. :-)
Lol that's so wholesome
god that story had me hyper aware of my legs the entire time
I was cringing so fucking hard. Bone aches from broken bones, of which I’ve had several, are top tier pain. I can’t imagine rods and screws putting pressure on a bone… fuuuuck that
I’m addicted to these stories
They probably had some revolving door scheme going on with the insurance. "Hey, if you keep the costs low for us we'll give you a good job."
"Decapitates jonathan for his body"
And they say ima mad man
Dio Brando Yaro... DIO
Mad respects to the OP of the last story. That's the most badass thing I've ever heard anyone do. Mad respects man
One of these times you should just leave one of the small puppy bloopers in the video
Reddit: I broke my legs to ruins someone career
Me: I’ll break the universe for revenge
I WILL BREAK THE HUMAN RACE TO SMELL A WHIF OF POWER
God dam bro, the last story was just mind blowing. The fact that op almost broke his legs to get this man fired is just respectable in my opinion. ( edit I used the wrong grammar for respect )
Attempt one:
Slash: During that time, I would to turn -squeak- awh.
Attempt two: During that time, I would have to turn s -squeak- mmm.
I just imagine you turning to look at your dog with the Evil Eye. (if you don't get this, look it up. :3)
Ok everyone, say it with me.
*Inhale*
💕💕💕SMOOCH DA POOCH!!!💕💕💕
69 likes, nice
Broken legs: I'm about to destroy this man entire carrier
This is r/nuclearrevenge combined with pro (revenge) and r/madlads.
That's literally a mad lad's revenge story
Maybe rSlash can do something with GioFilms.
I'd totally watch a collaboration between the two of them. They're essentially my Reddit feed, after all.
@@yutahkotomi5156 hell yeah
OP: you want to know why you got so fricked
Antagonist, half way in the destruction zone:.......
OP: *You. Pissed. Me. Off*
rsalsh: dog, I need to work!
doggo: no you dont
Hey rslash. I just wanted to congratulate you on an amazing video
It surprises me how many people think they can get one over on freelancers by simply not paying.
As if nobody thought of that before.
I love how when he's telling the story he's so serious but when the dog starts making noise he turns into the cutest dad mode
I thought it said "I broke my Bones to save a man's life" butt thats the other way around...
Video: “I broke my bones”
Nobody: ...
Me: Izuku Midoriya?!
EAT THIS *gives pain meds*
Yugo: You speak, i squeak.
r Slash just trying to record: *starts speaking*
Squeaking intensifies
r Slash: Come on Yugo -_-
"You speak, i squeak" lmao
The corrupt staff: Alright, fire everyone who declines, keep everything classified.
The sister: I'm bout to end these people's whole carriers, literally.
"I Broke My Bones to Destroy a Man's Life"
A small price to pay for salvation.
i would pay actual money for a 30 minute compilation of puppy bloopers ahhhh
when you break your legs to get revange: A soul for a soul
Me: Sees title
Also me: *A small price to pay for ruining a life*
OMG I LOVE Puppy Bloopers! We have an Alaskan Malamute who is a total goofball. She does the same sorts of things. Hearing the sounds of a happy dog just melts my heart.
go rslash you da best keep making vids love you
Reddit- story breaks legs
ThumbNail- im about to ruin this mans carrer
rSlash: I need to record, so the room has to be quiet.
Also rSlash: Forgets to remove Yugo's collar and all his squeaky toys from the room.
I've experienced having a kidney stone, so I can almost relate to the pain OP experienced.
And I say _almost_ , as it wasn't a pain that caused me to scream in perpetual agony, but that pain alone was so excruciating that I was at a complete loss at what to do to even ease it. I had already tried regular painkillers, and I got some morphine for it at the ER that only worked for a brief moment. Eventually they gave me a suppository, which was a first time for me (mandatory butt stuff joke), but it worked wonders.
Even my mother had to experience what I did, and even though she handled it about as good as I did, her case was so bad that they had to remove the stone by laser. She then found out that hers was almost the size of a pebble, and the doctor told her they were amazed that she could even remain as composed as she did, as similar cases had patients walking around almost restlessly from the pain such a big one can cause.
What I learned from that experience was: keep yourself well hydrated at all times, and always think twice about eating huge amounts of salt-rich food.
We've passed a few stones and can totally feel your pain... One time we'd resorted to using 2-liter sodie bottles filled with hot water to deal with the pain...