Lying to Have Something in Common

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    CAST
    Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Rekha Shankar
    Jessica Ross
    CREW
    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
    Production Coordinator - Annie Humphreville
    Director Of Photography - Cooper James
    Make Up Artist - Jed Olmedo
    Production Designer - Chloe Badner
    Sound Mixer - Mike Robertson for BoTown Sound
    Editor - Nick Rood

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  • @LynMusic
    @LynMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7345

    "Where most men have a spine, I have a little stack of cotton candy."
    Same

  • @kassiem232
    @kassiem232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6319

    “yes it a little bit would” is my fav new phrase, it just sounds so dumb and amazing

    • @zainmehal9950
      @zainmehal9950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It's perfect

    • @smilesfordays
      @smilesfordays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      “None six flags” is fairly good too.

    • @deviantartguy0
      @deviantartguy0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool Guinea

    • @yoweygirl
      @yoweygirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1:26

    • @brackzaff
      @brackzaff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "And you know that." is an important part of that moment.

  • @Liam_Mellon
    @Liam_Mellon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6893

    As someone who doesn't drink, I can confirm that saying so DOES make the conversation weird

    • @mujjuman
      @mujjuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Same

    • @NatashaVincent
      @NatashaVincent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      "Is it because you're (pregnant pause) religious?" 🙄 The much less interesting answer is I don't metabolize it well and turn into a lush at the smell of a 0.5% wine cooler but... let's go with religious zealot and see where the night goes

    • @laiatezenas3300
      @laiatezenas3300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      @@mujjuman I get "oh, are you a former alcoholic ? When did you quit ?"
      Uhm, no, I have a medical condition that makes me ill if I drink even a little bit of alcohol. But even if I were, how is that question not rude ? O_o

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      “I had an alcoholic mother and am currently working through mental issues, so mind altering substances are a double no... oh did this become awkward somehow?”

    • @robertcotrell9810
      @robertcotrell9810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      It's truly wild how many people rely on alcohol in some capacity to fill a portion of their social lives.

  • @wiht3630
    @wiht3630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12989

    He ends the sketch with "what's up Rekah can I help you" so he was lying about not knowing their names

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +988

      His rant would've been awkward if he knew their names 😂

    • @jamesthetsundere1195
      @jamesthetsundere1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      were you not watching the video he lies at every opportunity so he also lied about not knowing their names

    • @CedricCaffa
      @CedricCaffa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      W,I ,H,T thank you for explaining the joke!

    • @steaiii
      @steaiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      well, if he said he remembered rekha's name and not Jess's then it WOULD be awkward. so, yanno

    • @IWIWAD21
      @IWIWAD21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG!!!! 😆

  • @contrametheus
    @contrametheus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4424

    this sketch hits hard because i used to have a really bad phase of pathological lying and this is EXACTLY what it is like. i didnt lie when i had to, i just lied because whatever. sometimes, to impress people, sometimes to keep the conversation going, sometimes for no reason at all

    • @Draiocht012
      @Draiocht012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      It's easier than telling the truth. Easier to remember the lies too.

    • @fairyscout4255
      @fairyscout4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Wait I thought that's compulsive lying? Pathological is to get smth yk?

    • @Draiocht012
      @Draiocht012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@fairyscout4255 you may have a point. I don't really know for sure. I've always heard the terms used interchangeably but in all fairness I've talked to a professional about it so I can't be sure.

    • @fairyscout4255
      @fairyscout4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Draiocht012 i mean if you break it down a bit compulsive means that you cant help it and pathological is finding a path you know what im saying? So idk wether they named this opposite wise but logically speaking compulsive is doing things that you cant help like ocd thats a compulsive disorder you cant help it yk?

    • @Draiocht012
      @Draiocht012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fairyscout4255 I already said you have a point because I get the logic.

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8438

    So he lied about being CEO of so many companies.

    • @ks_cerealkiller
      @ks_cerealkiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Catch him if you can

    • @endergeek236
      @endergeek236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That explains so much.

    • @blaster23456
      @blaster23456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That is actually technically true once you think about it.

    • @flexprime2010
      @flexprime2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      no he lied about the fact that they are sketches

    • @sarahb3nyakar
      @sarahb3nyakar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Yeah I watched it with MoviePass"
      "Oh I'm actually the CEO of MoviePass"

  • @hak1111111
    @hak1111111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3241

    "Then we all agree" *maniacally wheeze*
    God damn I love Brannen

    • @cane9965
      @cane9965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I can definitely see Brennan playing the Joker. That wheeze was it. Reminded me of Mark Hamill a bit.

    • @jessicagil1773
      @jessicagil1773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for this comment 😂❤️ best part

    • @t.k.mcsneakyman6413
      @t.k.mcsneakyman6413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we love brannon

    • @Jesuslovesyou0316
      @Jesuslovesyou0316 ปีที่แล้ว

      Godbless ❤️

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11343

    Her: I support gay rights
    Me [trying to impress her]: I'm gay

    • @issy785
      @issy785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Coen A tru

    • @kaiem1013
      @kaiem1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      lmao this sounds like something my brother would accidentally do

    • @Quintusblake
      @Quintusblake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      I cannot express in simple words how much enjoyment I received from this comment. Thank you.

    • @AloysiusWaffle
      @AloysiusWaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I’m gay I’m being serious

    • @jiggerblayne
      @jiggerblayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      There was a guy in high school
      Who thought I was just being gay to impress girls...I mean yah they think I’m awesome but what’s the end game.

  • @mrs.doctor1241
    @mrs.doctor1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    "I don't know either of your names-"
    "WHAT'S UP, REHKA? CAN I HELP YOU??"

    • @robertbogan225
      @robertbogan225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      He is a lying lier. Lol great lines.

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      His rant would've been awkward if he knew their names 😂

    • @gungunx9064
      @gungunx9064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he said rekAh

    • @pranavvenkatesh8036
      @pranavvenkatesh8036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Double lie!

    • @Visibletoallusers12
      @Visibletoallusers12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was lying about lying duhhh

  • @lordhippopie9528
    @lordhippopie9528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    He completely shattered on the very smallest amount of pressure. It was so hilarious. It would have been so easy to keep up the lie, but he unravels, which was unexpected but showcased Brennan’s impressive acting ability.

    • @BrendenTait8858
      @BrendenTait8858 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Literally just "Oh I'm talking about it from when I used to drink" and like done lie saved

    • @glovesflared
      @glovesflared 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@BrendenTait8858or just double down and say "ah well that's what my cousin says at least", gotta your lies take on a life of their own

    • @itayker22
      @itayker22 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      She literally gave him a super easy out with that "is it from when you used to drink"

    • @ayebraine
      @ayebraine หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not even that he gives in; he doubles down. If he's been outed as a liar, then he (the character) will lie a mountain to PROVE he's the most disturbing, pathological liar you ever met.

  • @boerica1207
    @boerica1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2954

    2:31 Brennan’s acting always baffles me...

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It is so crazy! I comment and everybody recognizes me as the TH-cam Megastar and tells me how much they adore my legacy! Say it, dear boerica

    • @heycharliemot
      @heycharliemot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      His voice, it tickles my soul ... And loins

    • @pierregikh
      @pierregikh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Reminds me of Andre Baugher as Captain Holt in B99 or the Beaver in Bojack Horseman

    • @tedcharleceus9753
      @tedcharleceus9753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shit can he do asmr?

    • @BostonTeaPartay
      @BostonTeaPartay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then we all agree! Hahahahaha.
      That really reminded me of Cicero in Skyrim tbh

  • @tripletoruses
    @tripletoruses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    "The airport sticker's on your bag"
    " *gasp* Jessica, you're supposed to take that off"
    most underrated joke in this video besides him saying all of his family are astronauts

    • @mma.y
      @mma.y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I dont get it can someone explain?

    • @tripletoruses
      @tripletoruses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@mma.y idk it was just really funny to me the way rehka delivered the line, and usually you don't keep those tags after you're done travelling on your stuff both as a convention and partly for safety reasons

    • @michaelsimpson6745
      @michaelsimpson6745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The most underrated line is, “when the stakes are at their lowest…”.

  • @3p1cand3rs0n
    @3p1cand3rs0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I cannot BELIEVE she left the airport tag on her bag! Don't you know that's how lying liars spin their web of lies?!

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is also how lying liars who lie spin their lying webs of lies!

    • @SXA_Assassin
      @SXA_Assassin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like a rat

    • @MapleBull95
      @MapleBull95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a rat with a forked tongue

  • @basmasonbol1395
    @basmasonbol1395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2297

    When is Brennan going to star in a movie as actor or voice actor? Seriously minute-long sketches are not enough.

    • @evertime123
      @evertime123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Dimension 20
      He dms

    • @Bodyknock
      @Bodyknock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      He’s almost singlehandedly keeping Dropout going right now. Between Dimension 20, Adventuring Party and Adventuring Academy I think he’s doing something like 75% of the content they’re posting per week. The rest of the cast and shows are good but, phew, Heaven help that channel if they ever lose Brennan to a TV or Movie deal!

    • @brutusthecat6044
      @brutusthecat6044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Bodyknock I'm not sure if they've managed to start rehiring people but he was the last full-time member left at college humour last January, everyone else was laid off.

    • @Bodyknock
      @Bodyknock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@brutusthecat6044 Dropout is still going and producing shows. At the moment Brennan runs Dimension 20 and Adventuring Party, Trapp is still doing regular episodes of Um Actually and Sam is doing Game Changer, plus their animated Troopers episodes. I can't speak to what projects could be in their pipeline though.

    • @brutusthecat6044
      @brutusthecat6044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Bodyknock You are right and I didn't mean to imply otherwise. What I was indicating was that last year January, all the creative staff apart from Sam Reich, the new owner of CH, and Brennan were sadly let go from their full time positions at CH. Highlighting the faith that Sam had in Brennan, and the direction that he wanted to take CH, which is why your comment was really on the nose. Obviously others are working in some part time capacities and making great content that I am more then happy to support on Dropout.

  • @FlyingSchweenies
    @FlyingSchweenies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    I rewatched the video, and you can see him glance at her bag, then he says: “how was your trip”. Good job college humor!

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2553

    Me on a date:

    • @bjrnfrederiksen6319
      @bjrnfrederiksen6319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yea can i have one happy meal and two sodas pls

    • @ryanriley4191
      @ryanriley4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In i man

    • @aliceloughnane5502
      @aliceloughnane5502 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      bendy boy yes that makes sense

    • @littlebloodymooneporo
      @littlebloodymooneporo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i thought you never have a date

    • @joso5681
      @joso5681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've never been on a date
      But if I did it would probably go like this

  • @stolensentience
    @stolensentience 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2155

    All my cousins are astronauts.
    I’m much more down to Earth tho.

    • @santosmoreno7145
      @santosmoreno7145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gold 😂

    • @Adrianlovesmusic
      @Adrianlovesmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      r/punpatrol is taking you into custody

    • @rue5240
      @rue5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THAT'S NUTS !
      Ya know, because astro*nuts*

    • @Quintusblake
      @Quintusblake 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohh!

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4013

    "Spinning webs, like a rat, with my forked tongue"
    Brennan knows nothing about animals?😂

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      They were each independent metaphors.

    • @sloonzz1012
      @sloonzz1012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      ohmygod i LOVE animals

    • @terralim6849
      @terralim6849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      So a rat has a forked tongue and the ability to lay a little egg inside a little vagrant's open knife wound. I think he may think rats are a kind of reptile.

    • @ai_sight
      @ai_sight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@terralim6849 Don't forget spinning webs. You know, normal reptilian rat stuff.

    • @Admiral_Ali
      @Admiral_Ali 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Then we all agree...

  • @swoonwoon790
    @swoonwoon790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    can we just talk about how brendan is like an A list actor (should be) is not globally recognized like this dude is and incredible actor

    • @markneillmusic9082
      @markneillmusic9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      cyclone shock I completely agree I believe every word out of his mouth. His delivery is second to none and I think he would be amazing in so many movies

    • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
      @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Who tf is Brendan?

    • @Raymuk
      @Raymuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would like to see him play as the joker, i think he would be a perfect fit

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I dunno about Brendan, but Brennan is great

    • @hellterminator
      @hellterminator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm not sure he has the range. He's great at playing maniacs and frustrated, angry or arogant people, but I don't think I've ever seen him (unironically) play a character that's warm, emotional, vulnerable, sad,...

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs ปีที่แล้ว +226

    As someone who uses small talk as a defense mechanism in situations with new people, I've done this more times than I'm comfortable admitting

  • @ColdBloodedProd
    @ColdBloodedProd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    Did... did Brennan just do the hiss from Silence of the Lambs?

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yes. It is his forked tongue between his teeth, a natural reflex, and he'd appreciate you not mentioning it.

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes, and he nailed it!

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is some pretty fucking top acting

    • @HelgaCavoli
      @HelgaCavoli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. Yes, he did.

    • @melanieortiz712
      @melanieortiz712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup and I snort laughed.🤣😂

  • @boerica1207
    @boerica1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    3:06
    I THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T KNOW EITHER OF THEIR NAMES???

    • @nicholasp.1712
      @nicholasp.1712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      Just another LIE!

    • @ra30r
      @ra30r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      it was a lie!

    • @MelonLord8
      @MelonLord8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Exactly

    • @ninjamaster224
      @ninjamaster224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The entire emotional part was the lie lol

    • @olivermeloche2042
      @olivermeloche2042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      But of course he was telling the truth that all his cousins are astronauts!!

  • @MonarchyControl285
    @MonarchyControl285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    See the only point where this video goes wrong is when she asks "I thought you don't drink" I would be saying something along the line of "oh, I don't, but... That time was very special it was the first time I ever drunk ever" and just keep digging myself deeper into my already deep and depressing dark hole of lies and deceit.

    • @gador789
      @gador789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I always know when my wife does this white lie stuff to move along a conversation and I'm always there to ask her specific questions just to press her.

    • @Brianfayt
      @Brianfayt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      With your rat forked tongue.

    • @bowmanc.7439
      @bowmanc.7439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or you know, just say so I’ve heard.
      Or stock up on alcohol knowledge and claim to be someone who have 0 tolerance to alcohol but prefer their taste so you take a sip of specialty drink wherever you go but never take the second sip. Thus making you someone who doesn’t drink yet knows the taste of beer of all places.
      But more importantly, one should keep tract of one’s lies

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would just say, "I don't. Not anymore."

    • @ASHERUISE
      @ASHERUISE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I don't drink to get drunk, doesn't mean I've never tried a sip of beer."

  • @caidenpriaulx6492
    @caidenpriaulx6492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I’ve seen this sketch like 5 times and just now noticed Rehka putting a fucking saucepan in her bag at the start

    • @trickelly42
      @trickelly42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How did I not see this?

    • @user-ri6mh1tq4n
      @user-ri6mh1tq4n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even that isnt the same as the others' laptops XD

  • @Lurkily_Esh
    @Lurkily_Esh ปีที่แล้ว +86

    He even lied about not knowing their names, making it MORE awkward for himself. I had to laugh at that last line after that.

  • @TheTalyn08
    @TheTalyn08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9398

    Brennan is OVERQUALIFIED for collegehumor lmfaooo

    • @izzyperformingarts3855
      @izzyperformingarts3855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I KNOW RIIGHTTT

    • @Lucarioguild7
      @Lucarioguild7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Travis Bartlett Seriously, whatever they’re paying him it’s not enough

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      He is genuinely fucking hilarious.

    • @Tselel
      @Tselel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Can I get a sit down podcast of Brennan with BDG from Polygon?

    • @thesephiam
      @thesephiam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Shhh he might hear that and move like Adam did. I want him to stay forever. Ever since cracked got shit canned this is all I got left. Well at least until fantasy high season 2 is over

  • @entropeace--
    @entropeace-- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    "You are deeply troubled"
    "Then we all agree" 😂😂😂

  • @georgiamayer4051
    @georgiamayer4051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    I’ve only read the title and I can already relate

  • @lordhippopie9528
    @lordhippopie9528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    My question is how did he keep this up with them for two years if he confesses under the slightest pressure.

    • @gthetree1
      @gthetree1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For the sketch

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He never got caught in those two years :)

    • @silentmeklar1783
      @silentmeklar1783 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No one questioned him before

    • @JimmyBoy9878
      @JimmyBoy9878 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All those lies cracked him.

  • @MarissaMacMarissa
    @MarissaMacMarissa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    “WHATS UP REIKA, can I help you?!”
    Make me crack up

    • @matthewgonzalez2727
      @matthewgonzalez2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It always reminds me of that one annoying ass person that’s part of a group convo sometimes that’s always trying to undermine you or other ppl and it’s like,
      Dude. Why? Like why.

    • @Waruichinchilla9
      @Waruichinchilla9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matthewgonzalez2727 that's exactly what it is lol.

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "What's up Reika, can I help you?!"
    I thought you didn't know their names?

    • @omgambardella
      @omgambardella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He is a liar..

    • @pyrelis8384
      @pyrelis8384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did seem to be being morosely honest when he said they were strangers. Oddly enough, Jessica's name was spoken after that point, but throughout the whole sketch, Reika's name did not come up. So it was quite odd that he suddenly knew her name. It also seems odd he would lie about not knowing her name when it's established that he lies to fit in better, so telling her he does not know her name seem counterproductive to that. I'm guessing it was an error in the script. That or he did lie about not knowing her name, but I don't see why he would on that premise...

    • @jonsku6662
      @jonsku6662 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pyrelis8384 Or, and this is an assumption based on Ori's point:
      He lied so hard that he lied in the middle of confessing. You know, like how we don't know anything yet we've having a discussion as if we know something?
      *Just like in real life!* ... Except that I'm dead...

    • @clawer9
      @clawer9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonsku 666 it’s just a sketch y’all. Chill lol

    • @tjsmith249
      @tjsmith249 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s up, Jonsku 666?! Can I help you?

  • @heythereimholly1090
    @heythereimholly1090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    “Silly putty person” why do I love this

    • @Alucario64
      @Alucario64 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its Brennan Lee Mulligan, what's not to love?

  • @recks1151
    @recks1151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    every Brennan video is always WAY better than all the other stuff

    • @efrainsaucedo3134
      @efrainsaucedo3134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I agree. Hella creative and great actor.

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Brennan is top tier collage humour but they're all great

    • @kellymo321
      @kellymo321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love his College Humor stuff, but I'm excited to see him break out either as a writer, actor, or both. This guy really has a sense for on screen comedy.

    • @CaptRazer
      @CaptRazer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true, his Machiavellian rants are inspired.

    • @gabriellehuston4665
      @gabriellehuston4665 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

  • @b.sharp.
    @b.sharp. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I'm convinced that Brennan and I are the same person, except for the fact that he has talent, but besides that.

    • @lincalmighty
      @lincalmighty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm convinced that Brennan moonlights as a bluegrass musician and goes by the name Billy Strings. I, objectively and empirically, know for sure that they are two different people; I know this as a fact, and I'm not saying that I would swear it in court. What I AM saying, is that the only way I can be completely sure is if they both stand side by side in front of me.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lincalmighty I am 100% certain they're not the same person.

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I knew clicking this that it was going to be too real for me to laugh, and I hoped I was wrong, but I wasn't, and now everything is terrible.

    • @xiaolinstyle
      @xiaolinstyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      First 45 seconds were really uncomfortable
      ... for me
      ... personally

    • @thequeenofsnakes5225
      @thequeenofsnakes5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big mood, this is a bit of a problem for me
      I feel really bad

    • @greatgreenguild3303
      @greatgreenguild3303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought I was the only one who really just cannot help but lie out of my ass to ease conversation like this, however never have I been called out or has it backfired. Right now there are so many versions of me out there I really have to be careful what I say around a group of people because I have no clue what I told who. I want to move to a new place and start fresh

  • @manamejeffbeezos
    @manamejeffbeezos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    *Brennan is such an incredible actor, I really want to see him go places.*

    • @the.n.1
      @the.n.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hopefully one day you'll see him go to san antonio

  • @zaynemartin6754
    @zaynemartin6754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2501

    WHATS UP REIKA CAN I HELP YOU?

    • @robertbogan225
      @robertbogan225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Made the sence like he doesnt want help.

    • @DizzyDebacles
      @DizzyDebacles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @erikbrownla
      @erikbrownla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I came to the comments to ask if she can just my man LIVE for once 😂

    • @koffz-nl2118
      @koffz-nl2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Didn't he say that he doesn't know their names seconds earlier?

    • @sonic2batt
      @sonic2batt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@koffz-nl2118 web of lies lol

  • @TheLordOfMystic
    @TheLordOfMystic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "Oh yeah sure I've heard of this band."
    ~googles them 5 minutes later.

    • @ketashi6941
      @ketashi6941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ~googles them discreetly before the forked tongue has even finished its dance of deceit.

    • @elianalawrence8197
      @elianalawrence8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OH MY GOD THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE DONE THAT IS TOO MANY TO COUNT

  • @50subswithnovids28
    @50subswithnovids28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Brennan: "I don't know either of your names."
    Also Brennan: 3:06

    • @flask223
      @flask223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He was lying

  • @corvusdove874
    @corvusdove874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The cast often includes so many real-life facts about themselves off-hand in a bit that I'm now legit wondering if all of Brennan's cousins have been in space.

  • @theoriginaldave4088
    @theoriginaldave4088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    This guy needs to be doing something better with his acting career, he’s actually an awesome actor!

    • @julesk2629
      @julesk2629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      The original Dave true. There are some funny people on this channel but he’s on a whole different level

    • @unik124
      @unik124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Everybody’s got to start somewhere. I think he’s doing great! And when he’s ready to go somewhere, he’s gonna go far.

    • @Felarchy
      @Felarchy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I personally think that his acting skill is helping to lift everyone else up to par. He's set a new standard and the entire cast seems pretty invigorated by it. I hope he lands more prominent role eventually, but he really seems to love what he's doing with CollegeHumour. All around seems like a great guy to work with!

    • @8insects
      @8insects 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Turd sketch is my favorite.

    • @AmirGTR
      @AmirGTR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Next Joker?

  • @conkerlive101
    @conkerlive101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    Hey Brennan can I invest money into you? like you as a company?

    • @Martian74
      @Martian74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He is a CEO of many companies so it would be complex to invest. Also many of his companies aren’t doing so great at the moment, like Moviepass.

    • @DrRiq
      @DrRiq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's called edumacation

    • @jogailejurkonyte4746
      @jogailejurkonyte4746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      icon checks out

    • @SouthernBelleReviews
      @SouthernBelleReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BRENNAN FOR PRESIDENT 2020

    • @jam2654
      @jam2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should buy a movie pass, with 17, you get a large soda

  • @Ju9lia1n
    @Ju9lia1n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This actually happens to people when they have associated lying with surviving.
    Usually to people who come from abusive (both physically, and emotionally) households. It gets psychologically rooted pretty deep.

  • @claracole5787
    @claracole5787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I love it when his voice breaks it adds so much humor to the sketch... and he pretty much did it for all the sketch xD

  • @cjrockband
    @cjrockband 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "I don't know either of your names"
    "we've been working together for 2 years, I helped you move"
    Same tho

  • @ZrinNZ
    @ZrinNZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Rekha's "you are deeply troubled" is extremely well done.
    I LOVE deeply troubled people.

    • @mujjuman
      @mujjuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I am deeply troubled. Wanna go out?

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello my people

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello. I'm trbld and it seems... I'm out of friends. I need some new f r I e n d s . Would u like to be my new f r I e n d ?

  • @KapricornAlex
    @KapricornAlex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    We NEED a Brennan two hour movie!

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He definitely deserves to be in some big films he could have certainly destroyed that garbage Holms movie at least.

  • @nbucwa6621
    @nbucwa6621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Okay but how is Brennan still so cute even when he's describing himself as spineless slime

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right!

    • @bearifiablepau2095
      @bearifiablepau2095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correction! Cotton-candy-spine slime thank you very much.

    • @jamesanderson9359
      @jamesanderson9359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My god he's beautiful.

  • @KonkaBass
    @KonkaBass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the tonal shift at 2:35 absolutely kills me. The dolly in, the ominus music, Brennan going full villain monologue. so good

  • @nullifiedpenguin895
    @nullifiedpenguin895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He said her name at the end meaning he lied about not knowing their names. Which he said he was lying about in the first place so its a meta lie that leads itself to its begging.

  • @ollysombrero8427
    @ollysombrero8427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    i think brennan is one of the better writers in collegehumor.

    • @image_worlds
      @image_worlds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Brennan is easily the best writer at CollegeHumor, it's not even close.

    • @laiva2175
      @laiva2175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Zac was the best
      Then Trapp and Brennan

    • @breannamoore6071
      @breannamoore6071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@laiva2175 I would place Brennan above Trapp.

    • @chironburl5008
      @chironburl5008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't know if Brennan is the best writer, I think it's just skewed because he acts in a lot of his sketches, and he is by far the best actor

    • @lovepeaceandlive
      @lovepeaceandlive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chironburl5008 yeah but you have to admit.. his monologues are both brilliantly written and preformed.

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Uh yes I'm also black
    I'm just very very light-skinned

    • @SuperFetaCheese
      @SuperFetaCheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      As a mixed race guy, this is me but unironically.

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait so would that be true or not.. 🤔

    • @Synkhan
      @Synkhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@F1ll1nTh3Blanks Yes......

    • @noneofyourbusiness2992
      @noneofyourbusiness2992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm mixed and that's an actual description of me

    • @Synkhan
      @Synkhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noneofyourbusiness2992 Funny thing...also mixed XD

  • @pierocenni9498
    @pierocenni9498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    3:06 He lied about not knowing their names... 😳

  • @Luxai
    @Luxai ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You know, if a conversation getting awkward is so scary for him, then what he just did took some serious courage. Respect.

  • @thebendalorianbricks1871
    @thebendalorianbricks1871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Where most men have a spine, I have a little stack of cotton candy” that’s my favourite line.

  • @TacetTheTerror
    @TacetTheTerror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    Brennan is about 75% of College Humor's total amount of humor.

    • @SIREBRUM97
      @SIREBRUM97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Grant and Ally's show Total Forgiveness had me rolling on the floor! While Brennan drew me in like a moth to a hilarious flame, Collegehumor is the ROARING TOWNSFIRE blazing immediately behind it

    • @raphaelmuhammad1206
      @raphaelmuhammad1206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which cast member is the College then?

    • @sherrysicle4341
      @sherrysicle4341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      katie?? GRANT?????? hello

    • @sherrysicle4341
      @sherrysicle4341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i would also say trapp but i don’t support murders

    • @FalconFetus8
      @FalconFetus8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really hope he doesn't get poached like Adam did.

  • @TheMagnifikle
    @TheMagnifikle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Has Brennan really been on Collegehumor for 2 years? Time flies

    • @scrubby2
      @scrubby2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Im surprised jessy has been for 2 years.

    • @fredharding5087
      @fredharding5087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The Magnifikle I think a lot of CH members work behind the scenes for a while before they start appearing in sketches

  • @luanskrelja232
    @luanskrelja232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Now I have to check every video made by brennan to see if they really arent any names in there

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Let us know.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was Brennan's plot the whole time!

    • @elliot20201
      @elliot20201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair he said Reika's name at the end of this one... Just another lie...

  • @spark295
    @spark295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I don't know either of your names"
    top tier line

  • @MrE_
    @MrE_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Me: sees Brennan on the thumbnail
    *clicks*

  • @chadamonkey5641
    @chadamonkey5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I thought this would end with Brennan's very existence being a lie.

  • @Coasterlocity
    @Coasterlocity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Lol, when Brennan has an insanity moment and loses it it's always priceless. My favorite parts of the college humor sketches. The NYC one got me to subscribe 😂

  • @patricktervo2013
    @patricktervo2013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3056

    Anyone else do this a lot?

    • @mivana9097
      @mivana9097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Patrick R. Tervo yup
      way too much

    • @ryanriley4191
      @ryanriley4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes

    • @Fantafaust
      @Fantafaust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think everyone does, just a little bit

    • @noradouglas7056
      @noradouglas7056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I honestly can remember the last time I told the truth

    • @ivohansen4730
      @ivohansen4730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i feel personally attacked

  • @kaetea3939
    @kaetea3939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man it’s crazy the difference between Brennan’s energy here and in a sketch like the one where he refuses to look at a menu. Totally different person, I feel like so often the cast of CollegeHumor play mostly the same character, it’s nice to see a totally different role

  • @railpwn1268
    @railpwn1268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    at 1:05 it feels like they make these sketches to passive-agressively insult eachother lmao

    • @barrettm.w7031
      @barrettm.w7031 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brennan wrote this sketch, so he is essentially insulting is himself

  • @washyrose5904
    @washyrose5904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    2:49
    I lost it.
    I wonder if the bloopers are any good. Amazing as always, Brennan.

  • @MrBasileus
    @MrBasileus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Every single person in my family is an Astronaut! lol

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want more about that part definitely. Poor Brendan. The only one in his family not in space.

    • @marcflores2445
      @marcflores2445 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it also might be a lie :(

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    These personal attacks are getting more and more frequent CH!

  • @sherwinbrowne3475
    @sherwinbrowne3475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Why didn’t he just say he drank a non alcoholic beer 🤣

    • @rodmullen64
      @rodmullen64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because somehow that's lamer than just not drinking

  • @kid14346
    @kid14346 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This one hit too close to home for me because I had to go to therapy for being a habitual liar

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    What if you have lying in common in the first place?

    • @Don-C.L.
      @Don-C.L. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Then you'd have a dysfunctional commonality, which will perpetually linger in your relationship with them. If you're at Brennan's level then you're essentially Jim Carry from Yes Man and wouldn't truly understand your truth, because your "truth" is nothing more than a lie! Eventually, you'll get tangled in your own straw man that's being perpetuated like a kinetic energy bouncing between 2 points: you and the person you have lying in common with.
      Would you know if this person likes you or lied just to not feel alone? Would you know if they actually want to hang out or is lying to essentially have a connection with another human being? Going down this rabbit hole, you've essentially fucked yourself into your own Twilight Zone.
      Sorry, I was channeling my inner Brennan.

    • @zsurvivalist7996
      @zsurvivalist7996 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Don-C.L. Real or fake each can have equivalent value.

    • @Don-C.L.
      @Don-C.L. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zsurvivalist7996 However, one is more genuine genuine than the other and holds not as many nuances. The other, however, just makes you a genuine liar and that's the ONLY genuine connection you have with someone. There's no clarity or transparency; only internal dystopia depending on intent. They can never be the best man or maid of honor, as there's too many mental nuances to truly feel complete with them.
      I'm still in character and this is fun! It all depends on what your relationship is like at base. Are you like Brennan and trying to win their approval or are you an anxiety driven maniac who doesn't truly know how life works?

    • @zsurvivalist7996
      @zsurvivalist7996 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Don-C.L. but eventually you yourself become the lie what was one fake becomes distorted. What was once a lie becomes truth , what was once a truth becomes a lie. The persona that which you put on crumbles as your spun lies take to reality and become who you are. A relationship built upon lies becomes a deep meaningful bond with true connections. But what becomes of a fake once the truth is unraveled ?

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's called a "relationship."

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:28
    The video could've ended here and it would be my favorite video ever.

  • @furqanbaba5274
    @furqanbaba5274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    2:56 seems like he's trained in Shakespearean

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:49 slime... man...

  • @WoebegonLlama
    @WoebegonLlama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I keep coming back to this video and I don’t know why

  • @spencethealien
    @spencethealien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "What's UP, do I KNOW YOU?!" Is the best way to summarize a natural thought process when someone is cross examining you randomly lol

    • @discoguru8363
      @discoguru8363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But he says what's up, can I help you?

  • @TheCoroboCorner
    @TheCoroboCorner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:11 is no one going to talk about how Reika is putting a pan in her bag?

  • @emmagibson5039
    @emmagibson5039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is surprisingly relatable 😂 there’s been many times I lied about knowing or liking something just to keep the conversation smooth and hoping I don’t get caught

  • @SYSRQLLQRSYS
    @SYSRQLLQRSYS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    brennan is at the top of his game conniving his way into people's minds with his moving words. probably why ppl love dimension 20 so much

  • @SouthernBelleReviews
    @SouthernBelleReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Where most men have a spine, I have a little line of cotton candy."

  • @nobodyspecial9
    @nobodyspecial9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Brennan's just flaunting his voice acting skills at this point. That manic laugh at the end was just the best.

  • @nemesisslayer863
    @nemesisslayer863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Ok Brennan seems a bit like a psychopath in this sketch

    • @carnage-85
      @carnage-85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      in this sketch? is this your first?

    • @nemesisslayer863
      @nemesisslayer863 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carnage-85 no i've watched colleg humour for years

    • @MisterAPH
      @MisterAPH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A bit?!!!

    • @Don-C.L.
      @Don-C.L. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I assume you've never seen ANY of the CEO skits.

    • @nemesisslayer863
      @nemesisslayer863 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Don-C.L. i've seen all of those

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    *Sees Brennan in the thumbnail*
    *Sees Brennan in the writer*
    *Hits like before watching in anticipation*

  • @AnnauraK
    @AnnauraK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I seriously don't appreciate being called out so publicly like that OK thx bye

  • @Baruch.Goldstein
    @Baruch.Goldstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Brennan is like if Adam and grant had a child with all of their most uncomfortable traits

  • @tirthasimanta2608
    @tirthasimanta2608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    3:12 it's the tower of cards from the last sketch they did

  • @naid5533
    @naid5533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    3:07 so he does know her name?

    • @ra30r
      @ra30r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      it was a lie!

    • @naid5533
      @naid5533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ra30r hmm makes sense!!

    • @Don-C.L.
      @Don-C.L. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He lied about lying about not knowing their names!

    • @blimeygirl4357
      @blimeygirl4357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He didn't wanna make the conversation weird by admitting he only knows one of their names. This way it's more equal and less weird.
      Or it was a mistake, who can say.

    • @RashidMBey
      @RashidMBey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He literally said that all of his cousins were astronauts after he confessed to being a liar. Lying about a name is of no surprise.

  • @GammerBossPr0
    @GammerBossPr0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    as someone from San Antonio, i will let Brennan come stay at my house if he pleases

  • @jobliar937
    @jobliar937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "All my cousins are astronauts, every single one; I'm the only person in my family who hasnt been in space"

  • @theprotagonist1235
    @theprotagonist1235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:29 "from the airport sticker on your bag, I can deduce that you are Kira."
    L Lawliet, probably.

  • @RGld-jg8rs
    @RGld-jg8rs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Whenever somebody asks me whether I know about this one thing, I always say "I've heard about it" but in reality have no f*cking idea

    • @giselefox9746
      @giselefox9746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "It rings a bell" is my go to

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Basically me trying to socialise

  • @LilyMilos
    @LilyMilos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. Jessica did not pass through Six Flags and Longhorn Brewery to bandy crooked words with a cotton candy-spined man.

  • @maomao4230
    @maomao4230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The more of these I watch that more I feel Brendan is inside my mind and every time I think wow I need to speed up on finding a new therapist

  • @LimLamOfficial
    @LimLamOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brennan is the best thing to happen to College Humor since the old cast left.
    Such a great actor too, that was a great hire CH!

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lim Lam honestly he’s literally topping the list of the classics like Sarah Jake Amir Dan Streeter Pat Caldwell Murph Emily and Owen

  • @eidolor
    @eidolor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    How it feels to chew lie gum

  • @rafiq403
    @rafiq403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "hey we want our names in a sketch?"
    "They haven't been?"
    "No! You always lie and say you'll put them in and then you don't!"
    "Wait... Brilliant idea..."

  • @catokella9209
    @catokella9209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    ⭕ bullying/harasment
    ⭕ spam
    🔴 i'm in this picture and i don't like it

  • @torvurd
    @torvurd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel that part about not drinking in my soul. People always get so weird when you tell them that.
    Followed by "have you tried [their favorite 10 drinks] though. It's really good."
    Yes I have and I hate all of it, please stop.
    "It's not about the taste though" they will say. And to that I say "AAAAAAAHHH" in my head but "I just don't like being drunk" out loud.

  • @ChronologicalFern
    @ChronologicalFern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yup. My life right there. It's been a few months now since I became self aware of my lies, they come as reflexes and it's challenging to say the least to remove this innate instinct from my life. But I believe I'm making progress.