LOVE my purple Roll Call shirt!! I get compliments... a Bama fan asked me if it came in red, and I said, "like blood tears?" He didn't laugh. Can't wait til the bayou joins the Gettin Place shop with our own special shirt... when we earn one. 🐯💜💛⚜
I was watching the weather channel when they said that and looked at my wife to ask her if she heard what I just heard. A sad commentary on weather presenters but a joke that keeps us laughing every hurricane season.
I'm gonna level with you - I don't follow college football at all, let alone the SEC, and I _still_ watch every single one of these and enjoy the heck out of them. As an aside, I now manage to get nearly half of the jokes!
I swear I will wait on these as much or more than I will wait on next season to start. I sincerely hope there is a spring game roll call. You are just the absolute best Matt.
Went to Las Vegas for New Years... UNBELIEVABLE! It dropped down to 36° each night we were there, and it never got above 55° in the daytime... And that was only once. Most of the time it was 50 or lower! However, nobody leaves their Casino when they are in LV! Temperature Control in the Desert!!😂
Daiquiri Hut USA, Slidell, with the drive-thru😂😂... I don't know if it's still there but It was a mandatory stop for those of us from Pensacola heading to New Orleans. Which was almost every weekend at one point 😂. Damn they were good daiquiris and yes they served them in styrofoam cups with plastic lids and masking tape over the straw hole 😂🎉
St Peter: But you still said some pretty mean things about Billy Napier. Florida: I didn't mean any of it. St Peter: ...and Florida State Florida: Oh I mean *ALL* of that.
@@collegebro85 i forget how many championships did fexas win this year? I mean hell our bama win was better than any of your wins. The sun devils were the better team but espn loves yall for some reason and the no call on the most obvious targeting penalty of the year. Just glad Ohio st stomped your overrated garbage team into the dust. It will be nice to whoop yalls delta alphas next year.
As a Tennessee fan I apologize for the Big 10 weather we brought this year. It's cold out there. Sorry especially to Louisiana and Florida.... Good luck with that
If for no other reason than the fact that they did great for their first year in the SEC. Made most of the SEC's butt pucker to think one of the "newbies" to the conference might just make to the championship game. Wish they had.
Fantastic, we're relieved to see the threat of blizzard has not frozen your creative process. Matt, you are brilliant and we thank you for another great season!!
"Get a new joke!" Ha! As a Mizzou fan, I'd be OK with a new joke, but I also love that they still find new ways to rip on them with the old joke. Darth M-I-Z!!
The WHOLE time I was fearing that Gamecocks were being left for last.... Not disappointed... And thankful that our collapse against Illinois was NOT mentioned
If we can’t laugh at ourselves (and others), how boring would life be?!!? Matt, these videos are pure gold! Thank ya, sir! And, thank you for letting OU in the pearly gates! Bless our hearts. ❤
I never got that joke until I finally watched Paul's show for the first time after Bama didn't make the playoffs. The ratio of callers from Alabama was insane.
Z-O-U! And yes, it’s well past time to retire the “Missouri isn’t southern enough” joke. We’ve been here for 13 years now, have been to the SEC Championship Game twice, and it’s a new era anyway. It’s silly to complain that a state bordering Arkansas and Tennessee isn’t southern enough when Cal and Stanford play in the Atlantic Coast Conference. However, Darth Mizz can stay forever.
@@markintexas3030 I'm from Missouri and currently live in Tennessee. Missouri isn't a southern state. For one thing, there's no good pizza in the south.
@@bubbahax4254 actually you would be surprised. I'm from Mississippi and there's a little place called Tri Becca Alley. Their owners are originally from Illinois and have been to world pizza contests. Placed 2nd or 3rd a few times. Mississippi can surprise you. We got good food. We just don't advertise very well. You gotta find it.
Matt I love your videos, but you have went to another level with this one. I truly cannot remember a time when I laughed so hard at a youtube video I cried. I literally had to pause between teams to wipe the laughter tears out of my eyes. Hands down the funniest SEC football video ever!
I have to object! I may be newish to SC (fewer than 10 years) but there is a lot of great SC music! There's Edwin McCain and Peabo Bryson and the Marshall Tucker Band and…and… …okay, fair cop. But still.
As an auburn fan, this was accurate. Also, as an Auburn fan seeing Alabama in not believing that rebuilds exist is funny. (Auburn totally doesn't know what it feels like to rebuild).
"And zero construction projects finished." Nice. It's always the warmer states that take 10 years to complete any road projects. When you live in the Midwest, you get your road construction project _done_ during "construction season" - aka summer - or you don't land the next contract because every driver on the road is _very_ unhappy with you leaving up construction cones during winter - aka the other 9 months of the year.
Getcha some Roll Call merch here: gettinplaceshop.com
You need to start ACC also I think there could be a lot of fun jokes even though I’m a FSU fan
Wait, I don't see the heavenly white overalls.
LOVE my purple Roll Call shirt!! I get compliments... a Bama fan asked me if it came in red, and I said, "like blood tears?" He didn't laugh. Can't wait til the bayou joins the Gettin Place shop with our own special shirt... when we earn one. 🐯💜💛⚜
Can we get some basketball roll call or even baseball? Too funny to wait till August.
Yep, looks good, good for yah.
LSU voluntarily going to hell due to no open container in heaven was hysterical!
A real LSU fan would have finished the beer in one and then walked into heaven.
@@sambo3762 I was wondering.....why no quick chug and enter?
@@cajunsmurf4354 probably so he can enjoy another... we'll say 5? before the apocalyse starts.
This is how I can tell it's Protestant Heaven
@@cajunsmurf4354cuz Cajun man stays drunk
“Matthew McConaughey is already in there… walking around acting like he owns the place!” 😂
A'right, a'right, a'right!
Could see that in my mind too !
😂😂😂😂@@MesaperProductions
Cracker Kreme is just a DIABOLICAL NAME for a food establishment 😂😂
"Fine with it." ~ Florida Cracker (tyvm...)
Cracker Kreme
Sponsored by Whata - Fil-a.
It's smells like a Glade Plug In factory exploded with a hint of sugary donut glaze.
No doubt the opposite, Krispy Barrel, is the entrance to hell.
It sure would have a lot of spunk.
I LOVE LSU's accent, every time
Its a highlight for sure 😂
The Bayou accent is undefeated.
O-H
Reminds me of the Orgeron era every time 😂
@@Cifer77 it's brilliant😅😅😅
Sounds like he says alligator and boudin real fast 😂
"You know he calls up here like, five times a day!"
I'm dead... 🤣
Gonna be a long offseason waiting for Roll Call to come back.
The SEC withdrawal will be vicious this year. Thanks Matt for all the laffs 💕
Amen
@@lilbatz fr
We need Matt to get into basketball. SEC could send 9+ teams to March Madness this year
“Ole land mass” I appreciated that joke
I was watching the weather channel when they said that and looked at my wife to ask her if she heard what I just heard. A sad commentary on weather presenters but a joke that keeps us laughing every hurricane season.
I don't care what anyone else says, but the SEC has the best TH-cam channels 😂
And the best conference!!!!
Based
The only victory for the SEC
Absolutely
The SEC won something!
Top shelf Tebow joke!
You, like Dolly, are a National Treasure my friend!
I'm gonna level with you - I don't follow college football at all, let alone the SEC, and I _still_ watch every single one of these and enjoy the heck out of them. As an aside, I now manage to get nearly half of the jokes!
4:47 “ask Athens PD” had me rolling! As a non-Dawgs fan who works in Athens I love these realistic jabs
"Oh my Boss!" - subtle but clever.
I love that Bama is always on the phone with Paul Finebaum.
Arkansas in football purgatory... So True... so true... so sad...........
Lol. This is great. Now, we need a video on what us Southerners think of this darn brutal cold weather.
It's 3 degrees where I am, I don't want to hear about brutal winters from no Southerners.😠
It would be a short video simply saying IT SUCKS!! 🤣
Not a fan!
th-cam.com/video/ltcu5Cx8A7I/w-d-xo.html
I can top that @@NorthernSeaWitch "currently 0° with a wind chill of -6, high today of 4°"
I swear I will wait on these as much or more than I will wait on next season to start. I sincerely hope there is a spring game roll call. You are just the absolute best Matt.
Big Ten weather is everywhere! 🥶
Went to Las Vegas for New Years...
UNBELIEVABLE! It dropped down to 36° each night we were there, and it never got above 55° in the daytime...
And that was only once.
Most of the time it was 50 or lower!
However, nobody leaves their Casino when they are in LV!
Temperature Control in the Desert!!😂
Balmy 9F with a wind chill of 1F in the 313 💪🥶
A little word of advice, don't come to Michigan right now, it feels like -10°f
Ironically enough, the PNW is absolutely gorgeous. A bit chilly but just beautiful. Sunny. Light breeze.
The Stoops charity joke *chef's kiss*
Oh Vandy! Thank you for such a fun season 💕
ANCHOR DOWN ⚓️
LOL "Open container" Lids without straws are closed containers in Louisiana.
Daiquiri Hut USA, Slidell, with the drive-thru😂😂... I don't know if it's still there but It was a mandatory stop for those of us from Pensacola heading to New Orleans. Which was almost every weekend at one point 😂.
Damn they were good daiquiris and yes they served them in styrofoam cups with plastic lids and masking tape over the straw hole 😂🎉
first place I ever saw drive through liquor establishments -- sounds about right
NGL its the only version of that song ive heard and it is pretty good
God tier loophole
The ref throwing a flag at south carolina😂😂😂
Waaaay too often! Go Cocks!
Damn you Tennessee for bring that weather down here. 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
We’re sorry. 😂
Neylon North
We reaped what we'd sown. Our condolences to everyones' gardens.
It was 4° today 😭😭
A true champion of an episode.
Spot on for us Arkansas fans. Football purgatory.
Someday
Better than we deserve after bringing Petrino back.
As a Mizzou alumni and Texas resident for over 25yrs - I relate more to Mississippi State with each video
Thank you for accurately portraying how i feel as an Alabama fan sometimes
Single digit Ws just ain’t worthy of the heavenly grace
I am being Bo Nixed 😂😂😂😂
Who needs TikTok when you have Matt!
Matt you literally reignited my joy in college football through your content. I thought it was dead for good in 2020. Thank you!
Seriously. Grew up with the Big 10, and look at me screaming for Vandy and Texas this year.
It's been fun.
St Peter: But you still said some pretty mean things about Billy Napier.
Florida: I didn't mean any of it.
St Peter: ...and Florida State
Florida: Oh I mean *ALL* of that.
Awww. Arkansas went to a bowl this year!
As a Missouri native and a die hard Alabama fan, I loved this. That reconstruction joke was gold btw.
lol. Arkansas stuck in purgatory and the laugh at Auburn was funny.
"He calls up here like 5 times and day" LMAO!
Loved this Tebow joke!!!!
Must admit your LSU accent cracked me up
Boy I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t think OU was making it in.
Thank god for the Bama game.
They’ll make it in Heaven far more often than the endzone for years to come!
thank Bama for the Bama game, god had no part in that crappy playing. Roll Tide but dang this year hurt,
@@collegebro85 i forget how many championships did fexas win this year? I mean hell our bama win was better than any of your wins. The sun devils were the better team but espn loves yall for some reason and the no call on the most obvious targeting penalty of the year. Just glad Ohio st stomped your overrated garbage team into the dust.
It will be nice to whoop yalls delta alphas next year.
@@batsonelectronicsnaw OU showed up for one game and it was that one.
@@baysooner5745 You must be fun at parties. Lighten up, buttercup.
As a Tennessee fan I apologize for the Big 10 weather we brought this year. It's cold out there. Sorry especially to Louisiana and Florida.... Good luck with that
Yeah we are cooked thanks
I felt bad for any fan watching the first round playoff games in person...except Texas and Clemson. 60 degrees and sunny.
The whole video is so so clever and witty. I have to watch twice just to get all of your amazing jokes. So dang good! I’m gonna miss these.
LOVED Texas -- thank you for the wonderful year -- it was so much fun !!
If for no other reason than the fact that they did great for their first year in the SEC. Made most of the SEC's butt pucker to think one of the "newbies" to the conference might just make to the championship game. Wish they had.
2:07 "That's right my boy!" Vandy's cockiness has me cackling 😂😂😂
"Go on now. GIT!" 😂
Please promise me that next year doesn’t try to out-crazy 2024. I don’t think my heart can take it. Go Dawgs!
Arkansas has been in football purgatory for a long long time. Nailed it
Fantastic, we're relieved to see the threat of blizzard has not frozen your creative process. Matt, you are brilliant and we thank you for another great season!!
Arkansas fan here, perfect way to put it 😂😂😂
As an Alabama alum, I can say that’s spot on Alabama. You nailed it.
Once again sir, you have made classic. Love the Cracker Kreme .
"Oh my boss!" LOL!!!
3:39 As a Notre Dame fan, I particularly loved this segment
"Get a new joke!" Ha! As a Mizzou fan, I'd be OK with a new joke, but I also love that they still find new ways to rip on them with the old joke. Darth M-I-Z!!
Damn you Tennessee for bring that weather down here.
Tim Tebow “he calls up here like 5 times a day!” 🤣🤣
I'm going to miss these for 8 months
About 7 1/2 months now….😬
The WHOLE time I was fearing that Gamecocks were being left for last.... Not disappointed... And thankful that our collapse against Illinois was NOT mentioned
The Illini are my local team. I got a laugh out of it.
Already got me snorting out my coffee 15 seconds in 😂
If we can’t laugh at ourselves (and others), how boring would life be?!!? Matt, these videos are pure gold! Thank ya, sir! And, thank you for letting OU in the pearly gates! Bless our hearts. ❤
Arkansas -- and only Arkansas-- going to purgatory is spot damn on.
Absolutely fantastic, Matt! Thank you!!
‘The Skyline Chili in Ft. Meyers’, awesome!
I don't care what anyone says about teams, but the SEC has the best tailgating! Hands down!
I don't know, that soy boy and avocado toast at a California tailgate (no grills per emissions standards) just downright slaps 🤣
Expect UGA tailgating. They are a bunch of spoiled drunk A.H. dont believe? Go to one
Matt matt matt…hold on now…let’s take step back before we start tossing Darius’s name around Willy nilly….😂
I agree with that ref...old Crow is the best!
Right??
Indeed they are but we needn’t be throwin shade at Darius
@@TracyfromNC That's the beauty of music - you can have a favorite, but still enjoy both!
@@TracyfromNC they're better, but its not like Darius did the song dirty
Vandy got in! yay! And right after sweeping the Vols with Memorial Magic this weekend. Anchor Down!
lol by the way thanks for all the money your school is sending our way 😂😂😂😂😂
Petition to have a roll call for basketball when March madness rolls around. I can’t wait another 9 months
Skyline chili in Fort Myers, FL..😂
Cincinnati stays winning
I thought it was a shot at Urban Myer.
That's Urban lier in Florida @@LoneWolf42389
@@LoneWolf42389 i live in fort myers florida!
Hell Naw.
Abomination
"Take it out of Kentucky's share of the postseason revenue that I generated"
🤣
OH I KNOW THAT REF DIDNT JUST SAY THAT!!!
He finally said the “c”word😂
When he laughs at Auburn 😂😂😂
“Oh my Boss!” Haha that got me!
"Well, how many national championships do I have in reality?"
"No more than 15..."
"Aww, hell naw!!" 😂😂😅😅
Why is Alabama always on the phone with Paul Feinbaum😂😂😂😂...because it's what we do!!!😂😅😅😅
except WE dont like Finebaum either. nobody likes him
@RealNTAF i know plenty of bama fans that like Feinbaum.
I never got that joke until I finally watched Paul's show for the first time after Bama didn't make the playoffs. The ratio of callers from Alabama was insane.
@@reginaldcapers9478 the very first time, I thought it was supposed to be Bear Bryant... but then realized what was going on
Congratulations to Vandy for making Alabama cry 😁
Short, succinct, and very accurate when it came to Arkansas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I am a level headed college football fan" I'm still laughing.😂
That was hilarious! LSU and the open container.
Im glad OU made it into Heaven after the Hell that this season was.
Wooohooo! Oklahoma is in SEC heaven! Yay!
Lol not you reluctantly letting Mizzou in 😅😅 we earned it MIZ !!💛🖤
Z-O-U!
And yes, it’s well past time to retire the “Missouri isn’t southern enough” joke. We’ve been here for 13 years now, have been to the SEC Championship Game twice, and it’s a new era anyway. It’s silly to complain that a state bordering Arkansas and Tennessee isn’t southern enough when Cal and Stanford play in the Atlantic Coast Conference.
However, Darth Mizz can stay forever.
10 wins and one of 2 teams that won a bowl game.
@@markintexas3030 I'm from Missouri and currently live in Tennessee. Missouri isn't a southern state. For one thing, there's no good pizza in the south.
@@bubbahax4254 actually you would be surprised. I'm from Mississippi and there's a little place called Tri Becca Alley. Their owners are originally from Illinois and have been to world pizza contests. Placed 2nd or 3rd a few times. Mississippi can surprise you. We got good food. We just don't advertise very well. You gotta find it.
@@bubbahax4254I'm from Missouri as well and would second the fact that we are not southern.
Matt I love your videos, but you have went to another level with this one. I truly cannot remember a time when I laughed so hard at a youtube video I cried. I literally had to pause between teams to wipe the laughter tears out of my eyes. Hands down the funniest SEC football video ever!
Buc-ees SEC Heaven 😆😆
Woo we're in on pity! MIZZOU!!!
Oh, God…this is HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂😂
Ok… pretty good Mizzou joke! 🖤💛🖤🐅🏈
We appreciate it. It was a long season.
Arkansas. Purgatory 😢 So sad but definitely how I feel.
Well Matt, "Am I getting Bo Nix-ed?!" Is my new favorite thing lol
Masterful as always, Matt! Love the Clemson and Darius Rucker comments.
Ya'll are geniuses. Thanks for all the laughs you've given me and my mom this season. Doing God's work, love to see it.
Darius Rucker’s cover of wagon wheel is great!!
I have to object! I may be newish to SC (fewer than 10 years) but there is a lot of great SC music! There's Edwin McCain and Peabo Bryson and the Marshall Tucker Band and…and…
…okay, fair cop. But still.
If I had a nickel for every time an SEC voluntarily left heaven, I could buy a gumball.
I lost it on “Hell No!” 😂😂😂
As an auburn fan, this was accurate. Also, as an Auburn fan seeing Alabama in not believing that rebuilds exist is funny. (Auburn totally doesn't know what it feels like to rebuild).
The Arkansas one hurted
St. Peter: OH MY BOSS! 🤯
And Arkansas checking if he was in SEC purgatory 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Once again, you saved my SC Gamecocks for last, but I must admit that you were spot on.
“Where can I park Bevo” is so funny to me 😂
We are soooo unworthy. Thank you for this😂😂😂
"And zero construction projects finished." Nice. It's always the warmer states that take 10 years to complete any road projects. When you live in the Midwest, you get your road construction project _done_ during "construction season" - aka summer - or you don't land the next contract because every driver on the road is _very_ unhappy with you leaving up construction cones during winter - aka the other 9 months of the year.
Yeah, well, ya see, down here, construction cones just look like other hunters to us, so we just leave them alone. 😅
We have two season - snow repair and road removal.
@CantankerousDave Did somebody say "the S word"??? 😲 I'll be right back - gotta run to the store and stock up on bread and milk!
I love the use of the phrase "Getting Bo Nixed."
I really needed those laughs brother. Thank you for always trying to make our day a little better.
I know I’ve watched too many of these when I start understand what LSU is saying.
Me, too! Lol