I’ve just now watched the video and am reading your comment five years after you left it - and I’m *still* pissing myself laughing at that last line. The man’s got a really quick wit.
The "points" are just there to give it the appearance of a game show and to provide a way to end one section and move on to the next one. They aren't a reflection of anyone's ability or skill and they are usually randomly assigned.
I love the concept of the really strange transfer window "I mean we did quite well selling Matthews but I'm still not not sure how we ended up with Stalin in goal"
I've just realised what a perfect analogy for racism that the door is. Scotland is Frankie's country - so it's like his house. He is allowed to open the racist door as it is like opening the door to his own house. If a friend opens the racist door, it's sort of alright as well because if a friend opens your door, you might be a bit pissed but you're not going to be that mad about it. You'd rather you opened your own door, but while the door is open you might as well invite them in. A stranger opening the racist door, however, is pretty fucking bad. If a stranger opened your door, you'd close it in their face and tell them to get off your property. That's pretty similar to what happens in real life, if a stranger is racist towards you it's definitely not ok and you'd react badly.
+Eddie Cordova I do too, I'm just reading way too much into things and spouting pseudo-intellectual bullshit. Pay this no attention I mainly meant it as a joke or like a passing observation
I fucking love Frankie haha. You see, "Racist" jokes I don't have a problem with if the comedian making them is well known as well as their type of comedy. You know they're controversial but that they're not really racist in real life. Frankie is a hoot and just incredibly intelligent. Mocks himself as well as every other fucker and yes is out there so much so that mock the week has a ton load of footage that couldn't be aired lol. Now go watch too hot for tv vids that are on the right.
michuk007 No they got rid of him because he is anti-banker, anti-establishment and pro equality. He also used his position of comedian to do what they all used to do, and should STILL be doing (if they were not all shitting themselves) - to MOCK the people in power to keep them gounded in reality. Everyones shit stinks, and Frankie wasn't afraid to say it. So he cannot be on TV anymore. Only the good little bitches (I mean comics) are allowed.
TheVanillatech Or y'know, he left of his own accord because his stuff wasn't getting put in the edit because they thought it was too close to the bone.
I'm sorry I don't get the third word in her line, Ladies, Cocaine, G... and Alcohol? I'm not a native speaker I usually understand english well enough but this word I just don't get it
nbatillwedie It's actually a country, according to the internet. Kind of like the USA. Which is the United States of America. Or the United Kingdom, which is four countries under one government.
Kuingar The United Arabian Emirates together is a country indeed, but just as Texas is a state in America is Dubai an emirate in the United Arabian Emirates, check wikipedia.
nbatillwedie Yes, stop being a smartarse, it's a country, kay? Don't overthink it - every single country I can think of is divided into states in a very similar way.
"You're a C**t. But it's ok, I like C**ts." This is actually Diplomacy. Scots just like using plain speak. Seeing how I'm vaguely english, however, I tend not to be present in Springburn during the night. Diplomacy may not be high on the agenda...
@@David-fd8hy NP, between the one I posted and you personally I see now see 2 jokes on here. Take it easy and don't let the racist door hit you on the way out 👍
Andy Parsons - "that tent must have been an arse ache to put up"
Frankie - "Andy you're putting your tents up wrong" 😂 Brilliant
ryan lee
Toby Vergo
ryan lee Don’t tell the jokes. Ruins it for everyone else.
That pole doesn't go there!
🤣🤣🤣
Frankie is best comedian around by some way, lighting quick wit, intelligent, great material and controversial. perfect!
Kev Irl, Until he went all far left on us.
he used to be
now he just aims to offend everyone within five seconds flat
Paladin Boyd oh fuck off
Always wondered what a ginger,Scottish twat looked like.
@@paladinboyd1228 You don't know what 'far left' is.
You know it's gold when Frankies in the title
Slave2PaperWithInkOn whereas Frankincest is a very different thing
Statiq *Frankie's
Did he quit mock the week or something? Started ti watch them and it seems like he isnt in a lot of ones im watching now
Cliffardo I think he was dropped from the show because he went too far
Cliffardo hes not allowed back on because rebecxa adlington complained about his joke about her
Would actually pay to watch "Frankie Boyle: The Racist Door"
Fucking same
Zac Shearer n
Merke I
Frankie Boyle is as funny as having a shit and not having any toilet paper.
Yeah I totally would too
“Thanks for opening the racist door for me!” Everyone: “oh no.” 😂
"Leonard Cohen's Great-Aunt" was unexpectedly hilarious
I love how Hugh gestures to Frankie after the tent joke.
Even when his jokes are fairly tame Frankie's still the funniest guy on the show because of his delivery.
Almost everyone else’s fails when Frankies there
He's got that "I'm such a c*nt and I love it" grin that Norm McDonald also had.
What is excellent is Holly's assumption that a party with cocaine and alcohol won't already have Glaswegians there
4:00 "just out of that shot? the relatives of those people are desperately trying to guess the letters of a huge word"
Frankie is just so clearly the best comic in the room on pretty much every occasion.
"Sorry I pissed in your coffee, I have asthma"
Love Hugh Dennis at 3:00
"why you offended at me, Frankie fucking Boyle is right beside me!"
"Who's behind the door today?
Oh look, it's Mel Gibson!"
Sorry I pissed in your coffee I've got asthma
Glad I'd swallowed my sip of coffee already when he said that, or I'd need a new phone and the big bugger across the bus aisle woulda punched me.
I’ve just now watched the video and am reading your comment five years after you left it - and I’m *still* pissing myself laughing at that last line. The man’s got a really quick wit.
I love Frankie's laugh just as the picture of the hanging comes up. Nothing's funnier than mimicked hanging! xD
The show was so much better with Frankie Boyle on it
Ahhh the glory days of Mock the Week
I always thought Gaddafi looked like Mickey Rourke
always thought he looked like Carlos Santana
I thought he looked like Gene Simmons
Slash...
Chris Rea.
The second pic, he looked like bono in a wig
"Thanks for opening the racist door for me!"
Now sh¡t gets real! 🤣☠️
2:59 i love hughs face😂
Since when did Frankie need someone to open the racist door for him?
Don't think he needs it. Think it's just nice when people open doors for you 😄
When there is a borderline personality across the way with a stack of posterboard and markers on her lap
@@loopedmess Wait, that was you in the bushes?
He boots the door down himself 😂
The points system is meaningless on this show isn't it ? XD
That's true of all British panel shows.
We're all just here to have a good time
The "points" are just there to give it the appearance of a game show and to provide a way to end one section and move on to the next one. They aren't a reflection of anyone's ability or skill and they are usually randomly assigned.
One time Dara said “yes I do just award these points at random stop f#cking writing in.” 😂
Astronaut: "Always has been."
Sorry I pissed in your coffee, I've got asthma!, the greatest line of them all.
Li'l crazeh gaddamn A-rab
Priceless
Dara at 1:57 just has a look of "this could get out of control very easily"
Indi Heaton, Dara: and it begins so much for being on telly.
I reckon there was a lot of editing thereafter
0:59 Thanks to Holly Walsh for giving Frankie that opening. 😜
That's why Leicester are top! Schmeichel is Ghaddafi in disguise!
"C'mon little children, let's open the racist door."
"I would kill him...But look at that little smile...How could you?"
I just kept laughing at that
"sorry i pissed in yur coffey ah've got ashma." had me in fits XD
I love the concept of the really strange transfer window "I mean we did quite well selling Matthews but I'm still not not sure how we ended up with Stalin in goal"
The girl's Jordan joke is highly underrated here
Bunga bunga party?
Could you please explain?
@@harshgorasia6501 Jordan was a UK “celebrity” pretty much the British Kim Kardashian.
"They commemorated a _hanging_ of Libyan patriots!"
Frankie offscreen: "Heheheheheheheheeeeh!"
Gaddafi was an arse. 40 years he was in control of Libya, and he never promoted himself above Colonel?
That proves he was a good guy
"I'm sorry I pissed in your coffee, I've got asthma!" genius
Loved the air show joke 😂😂😂
Not too far from Farnborough myself 😂😂
I'd definitely watch "Frankie's Fun House" :D
I fucking love Frankie's laugh.
The golden age of mock the week
I've just realised what a perfect analogy for racism that the door is.
Scotland is Frankie's country - so it's like his house. He is allowed to open the racist door as it is like opening the door to his own house.
If a friend opens the racist door, it's sort of alright as well because if a friend opens your door, you might be a bit pissed but you're not going to be that mad about it. You'd rather you opened your own door, but while the door is open you might as well invite them in.
A stranger opening the racist door, however, is pretty fucking bad. If a stranger opened your door, you'd close it in their face and tell them to get off your property. That's pretty similar to what happens in real life, if a stranger is racist towards you it's definitely not ok and you'd react badly.
+RegularRaccoon I think he just means, since someone else has been racist he can make racist jokes without having to take flak.
+Brones Brones
I know, I'm just saying that a door is a pretty good analogy for racism in general
+RegularRaccoon Highly doubt he was thinking about that when he said it
+Eddie Cordova
I do too, I'm just reading way too much into things and spouting pseudo-intellectual bullshit. Pay this no attention I mainly meant it as a joke or like a passing observation
sir, you are a poet
"tossing the caber going ahhhhhhhhh" destroys me every time.
"If I wanted a more in depth read I would read the Daily Mail"
a true gem
When is that?
Man, this makes me miss Frankie so much.
I fucking love Frankie haha. You see, "Racist" jokes I don't have a problem with if the comedian making them is well known as well as their type of comedy. You know they're controversial but that they're not really racist in real life. Frankie is a hoot and just incredibly intelligent. Mocks himself as well as every other fucker and yes is out there so much so that mock the week has a ton load of footage that couldn't be aired lol. Now go watch too hot for tv vids that are on the right.
2:59
I love that.
least convincing goatee award lol, thats my favourite
Love confuses gadaffys assassin
Frankie makes me happy to be Scottish xD
When Frankie wasn’t ticking boxes. Aaahhhh. The good old days.
This is hilarious. I laughed as much during this as when i saw
That Leicester city joke had me in stitches now
"Sorry I pissed in your coffee I've got Asthma" XD
Being Scottish it grants us the ability to open the racist door :D
Was Gaddafi a dictatorial Tom Jones tribute act, or Tom Jones a musical Gaddafi tribute act?
It's not unusual though 😉
"Thank you for opening the racist door."
^This is what I bloody say!! XD
The bit about the Maltese president and his wife, being Maltese myself, was pretty funny
Okay this is the last one, its 1:39 at night and I have to get up at 6:00 tomorrow. Oh god what am I doing? I told myself that an hour ago.
Will you excuse me while I just lock the racist door 🚪 🤣🤣🤣
2:57 - 3:05 is the best reaction ever.
Ngl this clip lives rent free in my head 🤣🤣
Does it make sense to say that Andy Parsons is the baldest man I've ever seen?
"Of all the men I have ever seen, Andy Parsons is the baldest."
He’d be slamming that door now the corona virus is out and about 😂
2:04
Does he say "oh nee"?
funniest part was the last 3 seconds!! absolutely had me in stitches!
Lewd Chilean Gynaecologist Axed !
Proud to be Scottish, Frankie you are one of my heroes XD !!!!!! xxxxx
they opened the racist door, now can i jump out of the racist window?
Eddie Bazinet f
I would love to watch Frankies fun house!
The racist door needs oiling. I open it and it makes a sound like "niiiiiii..."
I want to see a childrens-themed show with Frankie Boyle so badly.
That guy was the best thing on Mock The Week and they got rid of him cos they were all jealous of him...sad
michuk007 No they got rid of him because he is anti-banker, anti-establishment and pro equality. He also used his position of comedian to do what they all used to do, and should STILL be doing (if they were not all shitting themselves) - to MOCK the people in power to keep them gounded in reality. Everyones shit stinks, and Frankie wasn't afraid to say it. So he cannot be on TV anymore. Only the good little bitches (I mean comics) are allowed.
Haha no that's not why
TheVanillatech Or y'know, he left of his own accord because his stuff wasn't getting put in the edit because they thought it was too close to the bone.
*****
No.
You're both wrong
Definitely Neil Gaiman. The V-sign proves it beyond all reasonable doubt - much like his war crimes! *canned laughter*
is there usually censor i dont remeber there being censorship in these
"Who will be appearing behind the Racist Door at Frankie's Funhouse on BBC 3..." LOL
0:35 - She looks like she's still not sure if she's supposed to be on the show.
Actually it was more the awkward half-smile where she looks around to gauge the reaction :P
Sushi Cat That joke was funny. You need to grow a sense of humour if you don't find anything without swearing or racial slurs funny.
Sorry I pissed in your coffee, I've got asthma.
haha Frankie is too funny.
Yea, and look at Libya now that hes gone, good one America, you really make the world a safer place.
As someone who has Asthma, I can confirm we need compassion.
can't imagine the BBC these days allowing a 'racist door' joke to be put on air!
i love hughs reaction to the crowd!!! XD
strange seeing 'Libyans celebrating gadaffi" after almost 10 years
Exactly, I tend to refer who I'm talking about when I say something about someone.
God this is well old. I'm suddenly depressed
"A big depression over Scotland. And now the weather."
For those wondering, this is S07E09 (First broadcast 3rd September 2009).
"how very racist"
Haha This is the last place i thought i'd see a "Der Bomber"reference, nice one.
As if Frankie Boyle has a racist door; there's definitely an open plan situation going on.
Dara was going to say that "I have always thought of it as..." but others jumped in
"Sorry I pissed in your coffee I had asthma"
3:57 i dont find Frankie funny often, but his laugh always cracks me up x'D
I'm sorry I don't get the third word in her line, Ladies, Cocaine, G... and Alcohol?
I'm not a native speaker I usually understand english well enough but this word I just don't get it
Glaswegions. People from the City Glasgow in Scotland.
DJ OakeyDoakey Thank you very much kind sir
"Glaswegians" - people from Glasgow
OsefKincaid To give a bit more context they have got a reputation. Using body spray instead of cleaning yourself is called a 'Glaswegion Shower'.
I'll give you all some context. In Glasgow children wear nuzzles to protect pitbulls. I opened the racist door but I'm scottish so I can
this is why i love Frankie
+Whackachangchangable
Yes.. South Africa -is- a country.
Dubai isn't. Dubai is a city in the UAE
It's actually an Emirate, that's what the E in UAE stands for United Arabian Emirates, another Emirate is for example Abu Dhabi.
nbatillwedie It's actually a country, according to the internet.
Kind of like the USA. Which is the United States of America.
Or the United Kingdom, which is four countries under one government.
Kuingar The United Arabian Emirates together is a country indeed, but just as Texas is a state in America is Dubai an emirate in the United Arabian Emirates, check wikipedia.
nbatillwedie Yes, stop being a smartarse, it's a country, kay? Don't overthink it - every single country I can think of is divided into states in a very similar way.
Kuingar You said it was a city first
Frankie was waiting behind the racist door, mumbling to himself "Soon".
Is it Liberace's carer goes AWOL?
Don't open Frankie's racist door. 😂
"You're a C**t. But it's ok, I like C**ts."
This is actually Diplomacy. Scots just like using plain speak. Seeing how I'm vaguely english, however, I tend not to be present in Springburn during the night. Diplomacy may not be high on the agenda...
I have asthma.....I didn't know I could piss in peoples coffee
What's black and has 2 broken arms?
Colonel Gaddafi's sunglasses.
You thought it was going to be racist. Shame on you lol.
No... Unfortunately it was exactly what i expected to be. Absolutely shit.
@@David-fd8hy You're right, yours is so much funnier.
@@shadesofcontrapasso5311 Thanks dude! Big praise coming from a comedic genius like yourself.
@@David-fd8hy NP, between the one I posted and you personally I see now see 2 jokes on here. Take it easy and don't let the racist door hit you on the way out 👍
@@shadesofcontrapasso5311 Oh wow! Isnt that just swell, dont need to watch out for the racist door! Im the one holding it open.
Thanks for opening the racist door.