11 Minutes of Comedians on Periods
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ค. 2021
- Periods. It’s a way of life. So let’s talk about them!
Comedian Lineup:
Anjelah Johnson,
Urzila Carlson,
Michelle Wolf.
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when she said "what's it feel like? Like a cramp?" I literally cheered & clapped my hands !
As a woman who’s had kidney stones, the stones were worse. Had to go to the hospital. Can’t imagine what that’s like with a penis
Period Pains is different for other people sometimes I can’t even get out of bed edit does it last like 2 to 3 days unless all six
I'm actually even stronger on my period, but I have a friend who literally can't stand up for long for the first couple of days. This thing you said about attention is so condescending and deprecating, I'm mad right now. If you are a woman, shame on you. If you are man - wtf, go away
@N why? You realize that period pains, like penis size, vary depending on the individual??? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say yours is hard to find.
@@bluejay6595 I feel you sister! I had them surgically removed when I was 10, giving birth to my kids was easier 😱
Maybe if periods had a more violent name, people would take them more seriously
Like exclamation mark!
In my household we call it "Shark Week" or "The Devils Kool-Aid".
We call it Aunt Flo. I've also heard "communists in the fun house", which totally cracked me up.🤣
SHARK WEEK 🦈
@@lostgirl4289 I call it Shark Week also! I heard that term years ago, and it's still a great one to this day. Lol
‘Like a cramp’? took me out 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah with those slow blinking eyes! It’s hilarious...
Let's not even mention the pain in your legs, period poops and the random urges to kill everyone you talk to. Women are the real superheroes, damn it.
UGH THANK YOU NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE TO SHIT EVERYTIME YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. WHICH IS ALSO A LOT, BECAUSE PERIODS
@@athroneoflies8785 And the fact that sometimes you're just stuck there constipated in pain and other times it just fucking flows out of you and it feels disgusting
The cramps so bad you CAN'T bear down to shoot out a constipated blockage which is itself making your cramps worse.
@@SwedishMeatball972 Oh my god. Period belly plus cramps! Freaking ridiculous!
@@e.pluribusunum7916 The gut disturbances so bad that you can't get substantive enough food in to take your 4-6 ibuprofen on top of.
Don’t mind me, I’m just laughing through the pain.
currently same
same rn
What does it feel like?
I'm your 889th like
I hear ya!
I want tampons with superheroes on the strings. Can Michelle Wolf start a product line?
RAPUNZEL!
The only merch I am ready to get behind
I would totally take superhero themed pads too
I've never used a tampon and I'm scared shitless and I don't wanna use it. Ever. But I'm just curious, how does it feel tho? And I second the idea of superhero themed period products
@@chandrakalagm6725 I 100% hear you. I am the exact same way about tampons. I refuse to go near them.
I would still LOVE superhero themed products tho. Not just for periods either. I would take it for shampoo, lotion, soap, hairspray, makeup... 🤣
I've not had kidney stones, but I've had gallstones and I've given birth. Childbirth is definitely the worst, but period pain isn't exactly a walk in the park. Neither is, as was mentioned, "cleaning up a crime scene." I was hospitalized twice for it as a teenager, to the point that I even needed transfusions (which didn't make my Jehovah's Witness family members very happy), and I'm anemic to this day because my hormones are weird and insanely imbalanced.
You dudes definitely have it easier in biological terms. 😅
That sounds awful! I'm so greatful to people who donate blood. I'm anemic and had to have transfusions during half of my pregnancy because certain hormones cause my red blood cell count to drop like crazy.
I don't bleed a lot during my period though but before my pregnancy I had really bad cramps. I thought childbirth wasn't that bad because I had experienced that level of pain before. I'm not saying childbirth was pleasant but at least those cramps have little pauses.
I once called my bf to get home from work because the period cramps were so bad I couldn't get off the bathroom floor, it had hit really fast and I couldn't get to my medication.
Just wanted to give you a love from a former JW that was a wild ride I’m glad you chose yourself over their teachings
@@iryelles I hear that! Mine hit the other night while I was driving and I thought I was going to have to pull over before I crashed, but there wasn't a safe place to do so, so I just gritted my teeth and hung on until I could get home to meds and a super hot bath 😅
@@Oleanderlullaby Thanks 🤗 I never fell for their culty nonsense, even when I was little, but they sure tried... lol
@@Oleanderlullaby Are you from Hawaii? Just saw your username. I am, and although I'm (thankfully )not from a JW family I know many who are! I'm glad you were able to break free. I realize it can be *incredibly* tough: I've had some friends get out without too many problems (all things considered), but I've had some who had to walk away from their families because their family wouldn't keep contact if they didn't stay in the "religion."
Anyway, no matter where you're from or where you are: I'm glad you got out 💜
I am a 46 year old woman and I have been having periods since I was 11. They started slowly becoming horrific when I hit 35 ( as it happens to almost 1/3 of women) and I dont know if I will be able to cope with 10 more years of this. Despite being a doctor and having in theory access to every service, I have to say that period pain is widely misunderstood, dismissed or ridiculed even by fellow women. This past summer I really understood what "wanting to jump out of the window because of the pain" means.
I requested a full hysterectomy for YEARS due to cystic ovaries, scare tissue, infertility and brutal Endometriosis. FINALLY at age 41-42, I found a female Gynecologist that would do it. She did fight me a bit on ovary removal, but with all my issues, prior surgery, misery, age and that my youngest was 13, plus I cannot use birth controls due to severe reaction, she did it.
@@amylee3531 Bless this doctor! 🙏 I am so happy for you!
after being admitted to the hospital twice for period symptoms (passing out at school) at 16 I was simply told "it's just worse for some girls, you should eat healthy and drink water"; it feels like a gremlin is destroying my uterus with a rusty breadknife but sure, I'll drink more water
Get a mirena coil if you've had kids. It's amazing, they virtually disappear and the pain with it
Wait, period’s pain may become more painful as we hit 35 ? Beside having an actual malformation I didn’t know it could get worst for no other reason than aging.
5:58 "For those of you who don't know what a moon cup is it's basically a Tupperware bowl for your pachatcha". 🤣
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
that’s kiwi language for ya!
I thought it was cuchacha 😂😂
Pachatcha?
I was a history student in college and one of the most hilarious things was taking my heating pad and pillow to lecture class...with mostly male professors and classmates. After the shock of seeing me, my professors were like "here are the notes, stay home, do you need anything?" 🤣🤣🤣
You , lucky youu ...!!!!😄
Lmaooo lucky💅🏽😌
I should have thought of bringing my heating pad to class, you had a good strategy there. Those things changed my life
Yeah, heating pads were a stroke of genius. I can't believe I only discovered them in my late twenties.
I personally call my period Satan's waterfall. It's fun, confusing for others and very descriptive
I call mine shark week because it feels like a shark was in there and chomping everything it comes across!
Bonus: Tampons must be referred to as the cotton cork of satan
I just say satan week
I call mine Gus. I say “Gus is making landfall”. Like a hurricane. Or like a terrible houseguest that shows up unexpectedly, trashes the house, starts shit with the neighbors, and eats all my food lol
I call mine shark week 😂 good nickname for it haha or aunt flow
I had a kidney stone my freshman year of high-school and didn’t even go to the doctors when I first started feeling it cause I thought it was my period. My periods are still the worst pain I’ve ever felt 😒
Similar experience here. I hope you're able to get access to an OBGYN, if you haven't by now. You could have Endometriosis and there are ways to treat it. If it's not Endo or another distinct issue there are still a lot of decent options for reducing period frequency and pain. It can take a while to find the right treatment, but when ya do? It's amazing!
Dealing with this level of pain and getting people to take you seriously can be an exhausting struggle. Even though the whole process might make you want to scream in frustration it's still worth fighting for decent care. Getting the right treatment and relief makes the frustration quite a bit better in hindsight.
BTW: I'm not a doctor/OBGYN/medical professional. Even if I was a doc I certainly couldn't diagnose anything based on a single comment. I'm sharing what I know from personal experience, the shared experiences of others, and countless hours spent researching the topic. I'm not sure if it'll be helpful and I realize unsolicited advice is THE BEST 🙃... and yet, getting advice from others going through similar pain has been _extremely_ helpful for me.
You don't have kids yet then 😜
I woke up in extreme pain one morning and went to the doctors after being told it might be appendicitis only to be told: “it’s your period”
I have PCOS. It's no joke.
@@alfwinnn4224 I got diagnosed with PCOS recently!
My appendix ruptured and I didn't even realize because people had told me "your appendix will be the worst pain you've ever been in" and I was like, well this is definitely not the worst pain I've been in
Every woman is different. But personally- my cramps are worse than the 2 times I have had a kidney stone. One was small- the other was the size of a damn gobstopper.
Dudes: if that’s the “worst pain you’ve felt”. Congratulations. You’ve experienced what your lady goes through every month with a smile still on her face.
your statement is a bit contradictory
Kidney stones vary in how painful they are, just like periods. Some women who have both given birth and passed a kidney stone say that kidney stones are more painful, others say childbirth is. I don’t think you would say that to a woman who says that kidney stones are the most painful thing she’s experienced
@@jackotrades0888 Kidney stones were close to my child births in pain, and those births, especially the first one, was not an easy one. The doctor specifically said to me after that first birth that if I felt this had been bad, it was because it was, and that so much pain wasn't the norm.
I will not go into detail, but the kidney stone, like the births, brought me to a place where I just couldn't handle the situation myself, and felt like a little child wanting my mom to make it go away. And I was a grown up and had been for at least a decade.
I have gone to work with cramps and just like - been there off and on, as the pain came and went, and I crumbled gasping over the piano, untill I had to say to my students that I could not call this "a lesson" and that I would have to substitute this later. And I also once went home and threw up from the pain on the way. SO it's not like I don't know period cramps can be bad. Just that kidney stones were way worse.
never had a kidney stone but i have been to the hospital after passing out from cramps and pain a couple of times; i can totally get if your not used to it or not expecting it you might freak out a little
same, first kidney stone i went to the dr because it was a new pain. after that, "oh this again" and just keep living. kidney stone while on your period?! we should win some award for that if we dont end up killing someone first.
Cramps are different for everyone.
I’ve seen someone pass out from the pain (someone with an incredibly high pain tolerance) and I know people who barely experience anything
Endometriosis is no joke and under diagnosed.
Kidney and gall stones are also awful, and more predictably awful, unlike period cramps.
And you're also not obligated to be a functioning member of society if you have kidney stones
Yeah, some people’s suck some people are fine. Like no way am I gonna compare my cramps to kidney stones because they barely exist.
100%. Endometriosis pain and period pain has given me an incredibly high pain tolerance. It was still awful- passing out, puking, etc.
I had endo surgery a few years ago and a partial hysterectomy (I've wanted one for a long time) this year.
I'M SO HAPPY. No pain. No periods. It's incredible. I might need one more endo surgery before menopause, and that's okay. I'm just glad my periods are DONE FOREVER!
@@Ejiro__Kirishima Same. Actually, I've only ever even had cramps a few times in my life and even then they weren't bad at all.
I’m sorry but a tampon with Batman hanging and turning red, is an amazing idea and we should start funding this.
Companies can be creative.
Like “tampon designer” sounds actually like a decent job.
But Spiderman is the obvious choice. because of, you know, the string.
Or, better yet, the Joker hanging upside down.
Lol yeah right. Companies that add any "extra" to the tampons will charge about double the amount of a regular tampon, therefore increasing the cost of a normal tampon. Companies are ruthless, and into care about the necessity of periods women have.
don't*
@@canteskuyapete1459 ikr there so expensive for no reason! Fun fact, in some countries period products are free.
"bloody tissue falling outta hole" 👏👏👏👏👏
'I've got bloody tissue falling out if a hole'
Perfect. This is how they should discrube periids (+cramos) in sex ed in rhe USA because it seems that some men over there (no not all men) think that women should be able to hold it in.
I am definitely going to use the line. It's brilliant.
I never go to class in my first day of period because when I did I ended up in the nurse's office after passing out going down the stairs and then vomited when my mom picked me up.
Well, I have very bad luck and the finals in my senior year started on the first day of my period. It's still beyond me how I managed to write a politics essay through that pain AND PASSED.
You are superhuman.
people are mad saying period are not worse then kidney stones, but women get it multiple times a year until they reach that age where it stops
So.... that’s the excuse to be over dramatic as fuck?
And then the FUN of menopause begins!
Some people’s periods aren’t worse than kidney stones. Some are. Honestly if your period is as bad as kidney stones, you may have endometriosis and should go to your gynecologist.
@@sparkybish exactly and get regular treatment for pain....id take bad periods over stones any day.
My period gets so bad that I pass out at least once every time I get my period so idk if those kidney stones are worse 😭😭
I just laughed so hard that I accidentally let down the floodgates😂
I love how she just stood there while the women in the audience explained what the moim cup was to the men
Update: “moon” PEOPLE GIVE ME A BREAK IT WAS A TYPO
Moon Cup?
Moin cup
Gurl only two people corrected you…
I’m 30 and perimenopausal, and my hormones are a mess, but the worst part before I was put on hormone replacement therapy was a period that literally lasted a month and a half. Non-stop. I got told it was everything from my weight to my diet… then finally found a doc who did labs and found out my body said “estrogen machine broke”. Got put on estrogen, and while they mentioned my period might lighten up, it stopped all together. The relief!
Gentle reminder that periods aren't supposed to hurt so much that you're unable to do daily activities or pass out!!! If painkillers don't help please, please go to the doctor, you may have endometriosis or PCOS. Hormonal birth control can help so much, and there are surgical treatments. Don't glorify horrible period pains as "normal woman stuff" please, young girls need to know what is a normal amount of pain and what is not.
Really good service message!! I was told that it was normal for menstruation to change, which is why my cramps and output increased. Turns out I had a 9cm fibroid, about the size of a 12 week fetus. I hate how menstruation ignorance is normalized and encouraged.
I second this! I was diagnosed with PCOS at age 16. (The kind where you don't have weight issues, so for me, it went unnoticed.) And I've been on some form of birth control for 9 years now. I have had surgery to remove problematic cysts due a pill not working, but I'm on one that is keeping them managble for now. Hopefully this one will last some time.
I have PCOS and I ended up in the hospital and had a cyst removed. It almost killed me. No exaggeration.
I have had horrible cramps since my very first period to the point where I couldn't sit up straight in my desk at school when I was younger. I went on birth control when I was about 16 which helps immensely, but there's nothing medically wrong with me, I just got bad cramps. I remember the second period I ever had at age 11, I called my mom at work crying because it had been like four hours of nonstop pain and I just wanted it to go away and she was like "I know it sucks but there's nothing you can do, just take some Aleve and lay down" 27 now and still so happy to be on birth control, but I dread when I start trying to get pregnant, cause if it doesn't happen right away I'm gonna go back to 9-10 hours for a couple days of feeling like someone is slowly squeezing and releasing my internal organs.
Endo here. Four surgeries in. Definitely talk to your doctor if you experience a lot of pain, bleeding, etc.
7:31
we should call periods "hell week"😅
I call it "shark week" hahah
@@mxmangobutt yeah no kidding, any name that sounds scary can do😄
"I got bloody tissue falling out of a hole. Yeah, take the week!" 💯🤣
Really a period cramp feels like a Phillips screwdriver jammed into your back and twisted back and forth and twirled around like your mixing a drink.
Yup.
Exactly.
It felt like a knife stabbed into my stomach and twisting and twisting, for hours. Since I was 11. I would like to see boys with something like that. While going into school and sit through classes like nothing is happening.
I heard :like a baby wolverine is clawing its way put of your uterus (Aminatou Sow, call your girlfriend) and that seemed pretty accurate
... Isn't that kinda dramatic? I mean mine really ain't that bad..?
(Edit: I actually have heavy periods... It isn't fun but I don't really know if I can complain?
I'd rather have even 3 kidney stones than the average 3500 days of periods we have.
Edit: Just asked my trans husband, born female, has kidney stones every few years, and also now has no periods. He says "yeah 100% I'd trade stones for no periods."
Have you tried kidney stone? I did, recently, and actually think it was even less fun than a bad round of period.
It was more like a bad case of giving birth, which is something I have also tried.
Not really fair to say if you haven't experienced it. I have experienced both and will take cramps any day over that. I would not wish that pain on my worst enemy. They told me in hospital its equivalent to giving birth pain (without pain killer) so if you have given birth then you choose between that pain or your period pain....
@@canadianjatti think I'd still rather have that a couple times in my life over periods every month for 30 years, would be a lot less interference with my life. especially because everyone validates and fusses over those things, but no one (except women who are in the same boat) understands or cares about period pain. can't take a day off work every month for period pain you're just expected to pump yourself full of pills and muscle on. 100% rather have a kidney stone here and there sprinkled throughout my life.
but then my period is a whole ass thing that I resent every month, fucks with my already poor mental health, I get ovulation pain every month as well, and has already cost me one job so 🤷♀️ maybe I'm biased 🙃
@@eloiseharrison8574 I can understand that. I take pain medication for my cramps each month. They are a lot less now that I take BC. I would suggest finding a really good doctor that treats the underlying cause as its actually not "normal" for periods to cause extreme pain. Wish you well. Having experience stones I would still take on the worst cramping of my life over it LOL but everyone is different.
@@canadianjatti I take pain relief the first day or two (the rest of my period is all right physically speaking) but it only knocks the edge off, I still have extreme discomfort which makes moving around painful, as well as back ache and nausea. if everyone understood how uncomfortable it is for some people I wouldn't resent it nearly as much. at some point I will see a doc about it, it's on the list of things I should probably get checked now I'm in a position I can go myself (my mother barely ever took me to the doc for anything *deep sigh*) but the NHS is in shambles right now - I guess you get what you pay for (badumn tss). besides I'm doing uni atm, so I can afford a week of feeling exceptionally physically and mentally shitty; when I get nearer full time employment I'm definitely gonna need something to change because it genuinely concerns me that balancing a job and a monthly cycle will be hellish bcoz of my prior experience (hence, desiring to swap a lifetime of it for a few one off bouts of extreme pain 😅) thank you for such a kind reply, and take care ❤️
That last skit. Yooo. 😂
The DC and Marvel joke was pure gold! 🤣
Michelle Wolf is hilarious!!
She got me with the DC and Marvel bit
Ikr- she had me at *NOONEMUSTKNOW-*
The best!!
So underrated!
"Does it feel like a cramp?" 😂 I died
Also I call it Shark Week lol cause it's bloody, dangerous and if people get real stupid they could lose a limb or their life 😂
And OMG the sketchy gift 👀
I watched this video when it first dropped and immediately all the comments were angry men saying how mean Anjelah was being and how the rest of the comedians were annoying and not funny. Just rewatched and can’t help but chuckle to myself to see all the comments from women loving the content. Like, guys, maybe a compilation about periods isn’t targeted towards a male audience, and maybe you could try to restrain yourself from dumping your negativity all over the internet if you do choose to watch it? Just a thought lol.
I love this!
men who complain should take care of those with endometriosis. my best friend became practically paralyzed for a few days when she had her periods before she finally got surgery to help with that. she would become bedridden and her husband would have to carry her around as well as use a wheelchair. she had to wait ten years on a waiting list to get that surgery so she endured ten years of excruciating pain. sometimes her periods lasted two months. she was diagnosed at sixteen and had her surgery this year at twenty seven. she is also desperate for children but endometriosis makes it almost impossible. each time they tried she always miscarried. i truly wish we could donate your uterus and have it transplanted into another. it's still pretty experimental. i never want children so i would have been the first one to jump onto that opportunity so she could have a chance. the physical pain that comes with endometriosis often overshadows the mental and emotional pain of it. i truly wish there was a cure. i feel sorry for those affected by that disease, and i hope it gets better for you all. ♥
Thank you for seeing your friend's pain and caring
It’s estimated to affect 1/10 people with uteruses And looks so debilitating
I hope more research goes into and more people can get diagnoses and help for it
Thank you for speaking up. I'm so sorry your friend had to go through that pain, the wait, and the miscarriages... and I'm pissed because her story is so incredibly believable and common and there's no reason it should be!
I have endometriosis. I was told I "probably" had it at 14, but couldn't find a doctor willing to do the surgery until I was in my 30's. My other docs wanted to control it with hormonal birth control and pain medication. It helped, but it didn't come close to the relief I got from Endo surgery. Luckily fertility was never a concern for me so I didn't have that worry. I know it's huge for others and it's beyond upsetting to hear about women losing their fertility. I know sometimes it's unavoidable. Yet often it *could* be avoided if proper care/treatment was provided in a timely manner, and that's....🤬. Unacceptable, yet it's the norm!
It's hard to get taken seriously, no matter what your feelings are: I like kids but knew they weren't for me at an early age. I wanted a partial hysterectomy in my 20's. I was told I might change my mind about kids, so: nope. Years and years of "you never know!" as a *legitimate* reason for docs to prevent access to a hysterectomy.
I knew. I never changed my mind.
I finally had it this year: my cervix, my uterus, and my fallopian tubes were removed (I would have loved to donate mine if it were possible! By that point they weren't in great shape... still fertile, though).Ovaries stayed to prevent medical menopause. Healing was difficult, but it's over. Now?
I've never felt pain free like this in my life. I never have to have another period. I don't have to worry about pregnancy. I'm so happy with my decision.
Your friend shouldn't have had to wait for treatment. So many of us shouldn't have to wait, or be forced to maintain fertility when we don't want it, or be forced to lose fertility when it is wanted!
Ugh. Hopefully, sooner than later, things will improve.
Thanks again.
@@MsFuzzipoo ugh, I feel that pain. Was told I "probably" have it as well ten years ago, and still waiting to find a specialist to do the surgery to diagnose it for me. The pain is 24/7 for me now, even in my sleep. It sucks to be told over and over again that it's all in your head.
So happy you've received the treatment you needed and hope you're still doing well. 💜
@@Stephthewitch I'm so, so sorry! That's terrible... Ugh, it's so unfair. If you were in Hawai'i I'd direct you to my current OBGYN, but aside from her I don't know anyone good... She's the one who got me Endo surgery (soon after I became her patient!) and did my hysterectomy. We need more docs like her: taking us seriously and willing to work *with* us (she didn't take the whole hysterectomy businesses lightly: she worked with me to find alternatives, but in the end they didn't do what we hoped. Though from the start she said "If it's what you really want, I'm not going to tell you no..." I have utmost respect for her and how she approached what I wanted with REASONABLE concerns _and_ respect for me).
I really, really hope you find a specialist soon. There are Endo research/support organizations that have lists of "good" doctors but of course your location, insurance, and income can make things tricky...
I'm sorry. It's not in your head. It's real and your pain should be treated as such! ❤️❤️❤️
i really love how they dominate the audience. i see a lot of comedians who can't get those 3 seconds of silence where everyone is still laughing at the joke
My period can make me feel like I want to die, a kidney stone made me feel like I was going to die, not the same level of pain at all.
yes, but a kidney stone doesn't happen as often and when it does you get treated for it. I'm not saying your opinion is wrong just that for me id much rather have 2-3 kidney stones in my life then my period
@@alegrabaloch6388 My friends kidney stone took a Week to pass. She was in mortal pain.
@@deirdremorris9234 I'm not comparing the pain just simply stating my opinion. I know that kidney stones can be extremely painful I was just saying which one i'd prefer having. It may be different for other people but I share, with my mother, extreme pains over my period so bad that i'd be crying at school begging for pain killers. This happens every month and some may be better then mine but some may not.
@@alegrabaloch6388 As a woman who has severe period cramps every month and also who had kidney stone before;
I prefer lifelong period cramp instead of having kidney stone pain 1 more time.
I haven't been in any that kind of pain in my entire time.
Doctors in ER even told me that my organs would start to fail if they give me 1 more painkiller shot in addition to the ones they made earlier which didn't even stop the pain at all.
@@msplumfairy like I said I was simply stating my opinion. I was not saying that kidney stones are harder or that I have the worst cramps in the world. I am so so sorry about your experience and i genuinely hope you never go through that again but im just trying to say which one i'd prefer.
Oh, lord, the last lady! I cannot stop laughing, she's got the kiddish jokes down.
I've given birth (8lbs. 1oz.), had periods, & had kidney stones. Kidney stones ARE the worst, because the pain level rises, then plateaus & *remains at that level*. The other 2 come in waves & rises/falls.
I'm out of breath from laughing so hard... These women are hilarious. Thank you for posting this.
Michelle Wolf always has me in tears. Good tears!
I think male tampons would be themed like kids band-aids, they would have Marvel ones and DC ones, but then there's that one comic book nerd who is collecting every series of tampons they release just for the box art.
One kidney stone is worse than one period but you don't pass a kidney stone every month
Or ever push a watermelon out.
@@cynhanrahan4012 like out of a speeding car off an overpass?
The pain of periods can get as bad as a heart attack but yeah... We don't go through that every month
By the way, this is stand up comedy, a place to laugh, and it's about periods something *women* go thorough, not really a place for a boy to get defensive of his 'super pain tolerance' (Because obviously women's bodies weren't made to tolerate pain) and ruin the mood with his need to prove his superiority in every aspect possible, just thought you should know :D
I have a friend with a huge pain tolerance pass out from period pain cramps. That’s not ok but she hasn’t found a doctor yet who takes it seriously.
As a trans man, I've had serious periods that have made me miss school because I can not cope, and that's not GD kicking up. That was pure pain from the PHYSICAL aspect of a period. So yes cis men experience one of those and you won't be as bitchy when you realize this happens about every 28 days at the time of onset.
Thank you!!! Some who can share experience from both sides!
Lmao you are absolutely a man. This commemt is a rare insight into what men would feel going through a period.
No disrespect but considering i live under the Bible Belt (if u know what I mean) in the south it’s happening but hush hush no disrespect but im very curious about this does this happen with the change
@@heathercrary6002 Basically it's like it can kinda halt stuff, there can be phantom symptoms (you know cramping as that peak of female dominate hormones have its peak) because the E is still going through you at full strength just semi suppressed by the T to (hopefully) stop changes. But mensus can still occur or range in the spotting section. While masculinizing the features some E changes won't change, or as with me have gone more male-like but have the undertones of the original framework.
Unless all of the assigned sex hormones are removed from what I have gathered there is the chance for things that can be there. One thing is T is not a method of birth control. Meaning PIV can still get you pregnant with no protection. And as I already mentioned, phantom symptoms of cycle/ Me, i get occasional cycle pains. Now with IBS it is rather triggering with the way my severe pains would be. So I am working with dysphoria decreasing on that.
On another note, if an AFAB person had no E going through them and just T at the time of puberty the difference, besides
lower anatomy and don't ask about that, will have a traditional masculine work.
You have mental health problems. You are what's wrong with society.
standing ovation in my living room for "like a cramp?"
Michelle wolf is a gem of a comedian
How are they supposed to be in the same box if they aren't even in the same universe👌
LOVE the MCU and DC joke!
I love my wife of 40 years.
And she lives to see me in pain. She has to hold back years of laughter every time!
I probably shouldn't have giggled at the birth of our children...
I love Anjelah Johnson and Michelle Wolf, I have had kidney stones and to me the weren't as bad as my period, my period can be debilitating. I'd take giving birth and kidney stones over my worst period.
Ok Urzila carlson was SO funny. I have never seen or heard of her and now I’m gonna watch all her standup. I love her
The last comic was hilarious 😂
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I'm so damn proud to be a woman 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Basically a Tupperware bowl for your cachacha.
I died laughing ohmigod.
these are some of my favorite comedians right now im so happy theyre all in one video rn
As a woman who has periods & 2 kids I rather go through that than kidney stones that is like days of being in labor with Freddy Krueger clawing your insides with his glove . Funny my dad used to make fun of me until he had his 1st stone he was on the floor on his back legs up like a roach 😂
I can't believe "show in Auckland" became "show in Oakland" in the subtitles of Urzila's clip. This is New Zealand erasure - we get it enough from maps!
If u don't have to have them, anyone who does, has license to complain about periods at ANY TIME!
I’d rather have 2-3 stones (probably less because I’m healthy) than have periods for the good chunk of the rest of my life.
Me on my period now: ah, perfect timing to watch comedy about periods 😎
Dear Period Company, Please make period products quieter to open. The whole bathroom doesn’t need to know. Sincerely, Me, thank you for making me stuff things up different things.
Cloth pads, cups..or maybe don't be bothered/shamed/embarrassed by normal functions. No one cares if you are opening period products.
I'm lucky that I don't get much pain/cramps during my periods. But yes they're still uncomfortable. I suffer from kidney stones since 4 years and omg they're too painful. I was admitted to a hospital 2 times, It's no joke.
They oughta be called "The Womb Ripper"
"No one must know' is a thing in every country ig🤣
Hilarious! But I have to admit I’ve had periods with EXCRUCIATING cramps and I’ve had kidney stones. Kidney stones were worse. 😬
I've had one kidney stone in my life; it was worse pain than the birth of my child.
yep 100%
periods happen so often tho
@@mars30 good point good point!
@@mars30 Yeah. Kidney stones might hurt more, but you don't get them every month.
Hilarious!! LOVE IT!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Husband put his back out and was whining horribly and could not get up. Found out it was his first time to put his back out. Did not feel sympathy. I got none when I was going to work and gardening, etc with my back out every single time it happened. Then when I had surgery I had an allergic reaction and was unable to get up. At first I thought it was the gall bladder removal surgery and felt sorry for him, until I upchucked their pain pill and they finally gave me drugs to get me up. So now I know after a hysterectomy where I went back to work early (2 weeks and do not recommend) and could not take pain med horse pills because I am allergic haha, that husband was a huge baby when he had surgery too. Had endometriosis for years (internal bleeding during period outside the uterus) and wanted to gut myself. I really hate when men whine.
I've had kidney stones several times in the last 8 years. Last year, I gave birth to my son naturally. I'd rather give birth to my son twice than ever have the worst kidney stone I've had.
Passed a kidney stone 10 days after my son was born and the kidney stones were way more unbearable. The pian had me vomiting it was unreal.
Love this whole video
I come back to this video every three months or so when my period decides to show back up and I laugh every time.
“NO Kevin you’re very leaky!” 😂😂😂
These are so relatable, lol, just a part of a ladies life.
10:47 she is just calling me out over there XD
Omfg I laughed so hard
😆💛 the accuracy. Superb
I've had 3 children, one of whom was delivered naturally without any pain management, and to be honest, my periods are way worse than anything I experienced during labour and delivery 😬
Hoping to get a hysterectomy as soon as covid calms down and the hospitals aren't overrun with covid patients!🤞😅
"Like a cramp"? Cnt stop my laugh 😂😂🤣🤣
“I was on board with the whole male period thing until you combined DC and Marvel!!!!”
Funny cause I’m on my period right now and let me tell you the cramp I’m feeling right now is not a joke lol
MORE OF THIS!!!!!
this was a beautiful work of art
I lost it when she said "talk amongst yourselves"
Yesss
Lmao! Anjelah is so funny.
Why do period jokes always make me laugh?
I'm so happy I no longer get periods lol I don't miss all the crime scene cleanups
I love Michelle's shoes
I call..my pms cycle shark week..lol cuz it feels like my insides..are being ripped out.. LOL 😂🤣😆
I relate to this in sooo many ways at some point
I love how TH-cam recommend me this video while literally on my period lol
"Shark week" is the name I call it.
I’ve had 3 kidney stones and they’re much worse than cramps for me. I know some people have cramps that are much worse than mine.
I couldn’t even speak when I had my kidney stones and I threw up. I remember shaking really hard because of the pain. After I passed it I was covered in a layer of sweat.
But really, kidney stones are no joke. I wouldn’t wish them on anyone I’d rather have period cramps for a month than ever have to have another kidney stone
honestly your kidney stone experience sounds an awful lot like my cramps experience before i went on bc. kidney stones do sound miserable though
@@Cat-zp4vi Jesus that’s terrible. My cramps have always been very bearable for me. I can’t even imagine having that pain for longer than 2 hours. I literally couldn’t sit still and just had to keep moving in some way.
As a woman who has had kidney stones. The pain is more excruciating than contractions and they are extremely dangerous if they cant be passed
I got my period when I was ten, so from a young age my little sisters would call it my “bloody underwear”. To this day we still refer to our periods as bloody underwear, which gets absolutely fantastic around men!
But for real, as a woman who has also had kidney stones, it's NOT the same and I definitely demanded my husband take me to the emergency room. I was crying and shaking in pain from my kidney stones (4mm, that's like the upper end of "passable" without needing intervention). Period pain is definitely bad, but I wouldn't want another kidney stone ever.. IDK maybe if the morphine had actually worked I'd be singing a different tune....
I’d take the three stones over periods for the rest of most of my life. Pain is temporary.
Plenty of other women have also had kindey stones and don't agree with you. That might be because both period pains and kindey stone pains actually differ from one case to another.
I'm with you. My kidney stones were absolutely horrible! Also 4mm. No fun at all. Tears from the pain and morphine didn't even touch it. Misery.
I fucken love Urzela!!
I fkn LOVE Urzila
I've had what my urologist called a "kidney boulder," no joke and it couldn't possibly be passed, and I have primary dysmenorrhea. Nexplanon implant keeps that in check. I have fibromyalgia and an abnormally high pain tolerance too. BUT kidney stones hurt way worse than menstrual cramps! My urologist said multiple female patients of his said that they'd rather give birth again before having another kidney stone. If you've never had your kidney swell or ureter stretch, neither are made to do so so it causes extreme pain, you can't compare the two pains.
Epic 🤣🤣🤣
lil buddies lol
yeah I have watched the whole stand-ups video.