Okay, the child dancing scene? I actually worked for a Polynesian family at one point. I helped design their business's website and managed its online marketing for a while. One of the things I learned working for them is that dancing is super important to Polynesian culture. It's one of the many ways that they actually preserve their heritage, because every dance move signifies something. They teach their children to dance from an early age as a way of keeping their history alive. Furthermore, during the late 1800s and early 1900s, the colonialists who conquered the islands decried these dances as sexual as an excuse to suppress them, destroying a lot of the historical records of the people of the region. There are actual lost histories of these people because someone made the same assumption Jeremy did.
but it was not assumption. in this context. the writer an animator know what thay were doing. that how you should derect this at. the kid was not in routine with the other kids an the teacher are main character!! he winked an gave a kiss face. are main character than give a look of discomfort! yall clowning makeing it more than it was. makeing a clear observation not assumption when it was joke.
A don't forget to mention how all the things in that catchy upbeat song are all accurate myths of things Maui did. They deserve credit for packing a whole bunch of actual Polynesian mythology into a three minute song
My boyfriend is a huge mythology buff and he really liked this movie because they accurately identify his myths and his origin story and did not change his story. I loved the use of Polynesian culture in the whole movie. They did an amazing job at finding out what certain dance movements ment, the myths and origin stories the whole movie was badass and dope. Explained really well and didn’t venture from the original Moana tale. It was a really good movie.
I love how Jeremy sinned a person who’s never been allowed to go past the shallow end of a pool for failing to sail a boat. Like he wouldn’t sin that scene if she was seamlessly able to sail despite never having operated a boat before.
@@chrissparks7439 Nah, he would take 5 sins off. Just look at his Force Awakens video where he took off sins for Rey alligning at perfect angle so Finn could make a shot even tough it's her first time she ever flew a ship.
And even if that was the case, there are so many movies that do something like that, because touch can be calming! Touch can ‘bring a person back to their senses’ so to speak. It’s just a dumb criticism either way.
The question about Tamatoa really bugged me. Like, idc how the Kakamora knew Moana had the heart, but for the decapod who loves shiny things, it follows that he would be attracted to the shine of the fake heart.
How about we track him down and scream at him to do so until he listens? I know these types of people, they don’t listen until you literally hammer it in.
8:20 ALSO, who says Moana _literally_ saw a vision of her ancestors? Maybe that's just how the movie chose to show it to us as a storytelling convention, while in-universe Moana just saw all the boats and put 2 and 2 together that at one point her people were voyagers?
It's proven that Moana saw the images. It's been proven that the drum shows what your meant to be later. Moana is meant to be the return of her people being Voyagers
Honestly my main problem with CinemaSins's video on Moana was it was just... Offensive. Like, he sins legit things in Polynesian culture just for... Existing? Like the fish hook constellation, or the myths about Maui. We all know that he doesn't do any research, but still, it really ticked me off that he didn't even bother looking to see if these things from a *totally separate culture than his* were actual things that are important to these people.
Agreed. The drums thing *really* got under my skin. I had a more venomous line for that one, but I decided to go the humorous route, because I really went for his neck on that one, and it's kind of out of character for me.
This. This. THIS! After the science thing, sinning someone's culture and mythos was next on my list for anger-inducing statements. The only reason it wasn't first was because lots of people really know nothing about Polynesian cultures or myths. I live in Polynesia, so seeing/hearing/experience something from Poly culture is like seeing a cloud. lol But lots of people don't know and think Disney just made stuff up for the film when most of it is drawn from something that's common/known/real/spoken about in Polynesia. So they're laughing and agreeing not realizing they're being offensive.
Even as a person knowing neither jack nor shit about polynesian culture any idiot could tell it's based in mythology. It would be like watching Hercules and sinning the Olympic pantheon for not being "real"
Another thing about the You're Welcome song and Moana suddenly being okay with everything. Maui is a trickster, as stated in the beginning of film. And as seen at end of song when Moana snaps out of the hallucination or whatever Maui was casting on her and sees she's in a cave and all the stuff he gave her was fake and is suddenly back to not being okay again.
Fighting Faerie Plus, she’s in the presence of a GOD that she heard legends about from birth! Everyone would be in awe of him recounting how he created the EARTH
9:45 It’s also worth noting that during this montage of Moana struggling to sail, it’s revealed that she woke up one night and discovered she was going the WRONG WAY!
why does he think the kakamora smelled the heart? they knew it was there because moana literally shouted that it was there, and they should "come and get it"
That AND Moana still had the real Heart on her while tempting Tamatoa with the fake Heart, so even if every monster, creature, whatever COULD smell it, her deception would still work for as long as she held onto the fake one.
Man, I’ve literally prayed for this. Moana is my second favorite Disney movie of all time, and there is so much wrong with that sins video that I wanted to throw my iPad across the room. 90% of it was directly related to him using science in a supernatural animated film. Let me donate to your cause right quick!
The thing I hate most about CimamaSins is how oblivious they are to picking out context clues, which is surprising considering how often "Jeremy points out what's happening on-screen cleshé" happens.
I'm usually on board with CinemaSins videos, but this took it too far, blatantly disrespecting Polynesian people and their culture. I'm pretty sure no one who's worked on this has ever met someone of Polynesian descent, and it shows. Thank you for being an outlet for my frustration about the video!
Why does he assume that the kakamora smelled the heart? Didn't Moana literally just shout "Come for this? The heart? YOU MEAN THIS HEART RIGHT HERE!? COME AND GET IT!!!"
i really don't understand Jeremy sometimes. he says one statement, then later contradicts it. it's like Jeremy has like 10 writers all seeing the film separately and writing their own notes on what to say during the sins video and Jeremy just picks timestamp notes he wants without context or research...
It's December and I'm still laughing that Jeremy believes that the Earth was never 100% covered in water. The Earth today, in the year 2018, is nearly all water, 81% in fact. It was proven centuries ago that the Earth was in fact all water at one point, and if I'm not mistaken, many scientists theorize that it will eventually be that way again since the polar icecaps are melting. Also, the fact that the polar ice caps exist at all is one of the major reasons why the Earth is no longer 100% water. I learned this shit in high school, in the 90's, in Georgia.
even if all the polar ice melts, the sea level will "only" rise about 70 metres. Still a huge amount, would flood every coastal city on the planet, but you'll notice that there are bits of land that are higher up than 70 metres as well.
I always cringe inside out every time I have to hear Jeremy talk in these vids, and then theres the release of catharsis every time you smack him down. Aaand then I have to hear him talk again. These videos are a never ending roller coaster
"As the ocean gives her a new hairstyle, I'm left to wonder how wrong everything I'm seeing would be if it were another human doing it instead of the ocean." Jeremy has never experienced the touch of a parent, a barber, a friend, or a partner. Sad, but would also explain a lot.
Do people do that often? With the exception of religion (which some people do literally claim as fact), I've never seen that. The people around you must suck if you're experiencing it a lot
Tfw Jeremy misunderstands the entire movie. This is actually my 8th favourite movie, and I love it so much I want Auli’i Cravahlo to be my cousin who takes me to a karaoke bar and just chills, listening to other people sing like ‘hey, they were pretty good!’
Well, dear... 10. The Shape of Water. One of Del Toro's best, despite that 10 second scene of fishman sex that everyone focuses on because they are morons. 9. Avengers. The greatest crossover event in history. Suck on that, Dan Bull's fortnite rap battle royale! 8. Moana. The best Disney Princess. The best casting all round. The best looking film. The best Dwayne Johnson role of that year. And do I need to say it? Screw it, I will. The best damn music Disney has ever seen, Lin Manuel Miranda needs to be knighted. 7. Pacific Rim. More than just an homage to the Kaiju fighting archetype, and a beautiful film all round. Also THEY USE A BOAT AS A SWORD JUST LIKE IN THEIR TEST FIGHT AND HONOURING HER HERITAGE OH MY GOD AAAAHHHH!!! 6. Kingsman: The Secret Service. This is the SAO abridged of parodies. Parodies that, in my opinion, transcend the original source material and become their own, much, much better entity. 5. War for the Planet of the Apes. A better, more gripping war film I have never seen. And it came from fuzzy Gollum. This is the perfect war film. 4. 3 Billboards outside Ebbing Missouri. This film is so good, I never want to see it again. It's heartbreaking, realistic, hilarious, gripping, emotional, well-written, well-acted, absolutely beautiful. This film is nearly perfect. Robbed at the Oscars. 3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I know the entire script off by heart. My favourite comedy of all time. Coconuts, he's not dead, Get on with it. 2. Forrest Gump. Just a stunning film that always makes me cry about ten times. before we reveal our number 1 pick, remember to subscribe to Watchmojo.com for more awesome content! 1. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. This is a completely perfect film. It has no flaws, no weak moments, no mistakes, no plot holes, no wasted moments. Everything in this film is exactly what a film should be. This film is so perfect that I think it ruined the Last Jedi. This is what people were expecting TLJ to be. And it wasn't. That film was just good. This film is absolutely perfect. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Your videos are so good I've honestly started to prefer them over actual cinamasins videos. I've even started to critique his videos myself and it wild what you've open my mind to.
I love Moana so much. Grew up in NZ surrounded by Māori/Polynesian culture and this film was so amazing as there were so many things, especially legends, that I recognised from school and books and AGH I just love it and it makes me so sad when they sin Polynesian culture just for existing
Glad to hear you also find "main character was only hallucinating in a coma" theories to be, in your words, "BAD". It's like, can we not just enjoy a work of fiction for being fictional?
I just realized that Chief Tui is voiced by the same guy (Temuera Morrison) who played Jango Fett/Clones even though it's super obvious. I'm surprised Jeremy didn't sin that using the "This guy played that guy in different movie" cliche
JagDriver88 And the grandmother is voiced by Rachel House, who played Topaz in Thor Ragnarok, Grandmaster’s right hand woman who is all snarky at Valkyrie and tells him the slaves, er, prisoners with jobs, are loose with weapons.
I'm surprised he didn't sin Lin Manuel Miranda for using the Hamilton OBC to record all the demo songs for this film and then officially making Washington the singing voice for Tui.
13:00 Jeremy literally just contradicted himself in the same sentence "all-knowing Ocean", "understand the concept of a high five" I'm pretty sure that A) that would fall under "all-knowing" and B) how do you know the Ocean even is "all knowing"
Jeremy: Sins movies for giving pretty much any exposition, especially narration Also Jeremy: Sins movies for things that are obvious, but weren't explicitly spelled out for him
I should mention for that "only ocean" part... Christianity actually agrees here. Dry land gets formed _after_ the waters above are separated from the waters below.
You know, I'd love to see someone edit a movie to meet all of Jeremy's suggested changes, send it back to him, then see if it actually is better. Because I really don't think it would be, with people explaining things that could be shown, repeating things Jeremy forgot, and characters dying from the first time they get hit with something that looks like it would hurt. Oh, and every movie would have a lap dance and boner jokes and pop culture references
Its like Jeremy is just making videos for the fuck of it. The guy clearly has no idea what he wants in a film and I love the way you call out all of his bs. Keep up the good work man.
3:26 he sinned them... for having a father character that is protective of his child who wants to go to a dangerous ocean alone as a toddler. even counting when she's older, parents are often protective of their CHILDREN especially in places so dangerous
I unsubscribe to CinemaSin after your Deadpool 2 Video because I realized I shouldn't watch their videos anymore. The channel itself was becoming lazy and keep on using the SAME sin over & over again which got to the point of being completely stupid. At least you try to be fresh in your videos and you are actually entertaining unlike Jeremy.
Oh my man same I mean I stopped watching him a bit earlier cuz I saw bobvids sin some of his videos n break down their whole technique I mean I used to like them with the 5 minute videos but it’s clear they just pad out with what I find rly cringe jokes now n twist every other scene for a sin
@@Amanda-rn6tw You literally didn't read my comment. I know that Birdman does the same sins ONLY because Jeremy sins the same shit incorrectly multiple times. Unlike him at least Birdman does SOMETHING different in his videos that's entertaining. You understand now Amy Lee! Also I'm not going to unsubscribe to Birdman until he start being really lazy and unfunny like I did with CinemaSin.
12:06 It’s kinda the whole point of the song to distract Moana precisely so Maui can steal her boat. He even spells it out in the final verse, not that Jeremy understands things even when they’re spelled out to him.
R Nickerson someone doesn’t know what irrelevant means. The whole point of me saying it wasn’t a shot is because I thought that’s what you thought it was. The original comment says shots fired at mattpatt. I corrected you because the person that you responded to was talking about the shot and who it was directed to. You correction doesn’t state that you don’t think it’s not a shot.Take note that I am not a mind reader and I only respond on the information that I am presented. Sooo using your own words “that was pointless wasn’t it”.
R Nickerson not to mention that I never said that you couldn’t talk I said that I’m not gonna turn this into a pseudo argument and it’s obvious that I can’t inflate your ego any further seeing as how it walks into a room before you do. By dropping the argument It would e saved me a bunch of time
12:30 extra sin, This isn’t a side quest, it’s an obstacle. They don’t go out of the their way to find these people for plot reasons. They are sailing in the fog and the pirates raid them randomly.
I think the thing that really bothers me at the point of 12:03 is that it’s kind of the whole point. Maui is this very charismatic character at this point and the second the song ends moana realizes he’s tricked into a cave and is very clearly no longer happy
I love the clip of the man _conquering_ a coconut and then offering half of it to the viewer while sipping from the other half. Is that the equivalent of a mixologist whipping up an epic cocktail and then pouring it in two glasses to share?
Maoi is basically Polynesian Loki. The Trixter-nature, the shapeshifting, the incredibly likable and charismatic actors portraying these characters. Every comes together.
with the way youtube is handling "duplication" use of someone else video, audio, or anything almost will get pinged for copyright/duplication. kinda makes videos and almost any other discussion video not able to be monetized.... good luck to you and the rest of the world as its in essence a silencing of many voices
So here’s another answer for cinema sins about the part where Maui tries to sign the oar. It’s very possible that he had other visitors that purposely sought him out for his status as a legendary figure. However, most sailors don’t go sailing by themselves, which would be a problem for Maui. Maui is very much a solo act, all the glory to himself kind of person at this point and established of questionable morality. As he literally stole the heart of a goddess to do something with it to make himself more famous. So he would forgo any method of traveling with anyone else to avoid anyone else getting the glory. He can’t steal a ship from a group of people in the case that they managed to get off the island, and tell people that he’s not what legends tell of him. Moana is the first one to come alone. Which gives him the one opportunity to steal a boat. Which he takes by immediately distracting Moana, sealing her in a cave that a less resourceful person wouldn’t have been able to escape from as quickly, if at all. Which he believed would have solved the problem of him not having a boat, and the potential that negative word of him could spread, as far as he knows she’s trapped in there whit no way out. However, Moana does escape the cave and catch up with Maui allowing the rest of the movie to happen.
Can you do a vid on Kong: Skull Island considering the backlash CinemaSins got from the director? Just think it would be fun. Can you do Godzilla 2014 as well? I know its not perfect but alot of the sins are bs.
13:13 Disregarding the fact that the giant crab speaks with a heavy accent, “perfect American English” is an oxymoron, dude. Not even Americans can agree on the English language.
That is a fair point, though oxymoron may be going a bit too far. Then again, literally every English speaking country fails to be able to decide what "perfect English" is, let alone all the countries as a whole.
I think he just meant that it sounded natural with an American accent. As in, it sounded like native American speech. Not that American English is perfect.
I used to think these videos that @Th3Birdman did were dumb, until I actually watched CinemaSins with a more open mindset and realized that this channel is 100% more funny and really does poke fun at how CinemaSins needs to be spoon fed during a movie! I love this channel!
Regarding the sin about the giant crab not realizing Moana was holding a fake: it's possible that he and the coconut people can just sense it's general location and know what it looks like but not know it's exact location. Therefore, if it looks like what they're looking for and it's in the same general area, they could potentially be fooled by a convincing copy.
I love how he not only doesn't give a shit about this movie being in an entirely different culture, but doesn't understand that everything the audience sees isn't what the characters see. Like, Moana must be on some hard shit to actually be seeing her ancestors in the middle of the ocean alive and well. Couldn't be that she's just looking at the tapestries and we're just seeing what she's imagining.
I know I'm like two and a half years late but I noticed something; when you said Maui could have easily found Tefiti because she was the only island, isn't that not true? Maui was born on (and quickly thrown off of) a separate island years before he went searching, plus there's the fact he'd been pulling islands up before he went for the heart.
"Jeremy is every girlfriend when you ask them what they want to eat", yes, this! Though, as a girl and girlfriend, it's usually my male roommate who does this to me as I ask him what he's considering for food and his response is "food"... infuriating, you tell 'em Birdman! Also, I just wanna say, I really appreciate your videos. I liked Cinema sins when I found them for the first time, but after about 5 videos it got stale because he sinned shit that wasn't sinworthy. I can understand sinning the actual issues with movies or legitimate cliches that are needlessly there, but sinning their bogus sins? Yep, I'll go for that.
CinemaSins: sinning movies for arbitrary reasons no average movie goer is even thinking about while watching the movie. (aka nitpicking small problems that don’t really affect the movie at all.)
Ngl, I got into cinemasins because I pay hyperattention to details, and I just liked seeing that I wasn't the only one who noticed them. Now i know according to this comment section, not only is he an A$$, but I'm an A$$ to for liking him I guess?
Would also like to point out, even if Tamatoa was able to sense the heart, he would have no reason to not initially believe that the barnacle was the heart, since Moana is wearing it, so the sense would still be pointing him toward her. At that point, he would probably stop trying to sense it, since he would think he knew exactly where it was
It should also be pointed out that in the coconut people scene, moana had waved and jumped up and down, holding the heart of te fiti up in the air, while screaming "come and get it!" so those people didn't even really have to try hard to know that moana had the heart.
The reason that Moana almost died on the ocean the first time she tried to leave the island was not to show the audience that her father was right. The ocean is her friend the entire movie and is trying to help her get the Heart back to Te Fiti. She couldn't leave the island the first time because she didn't have the Heart yet. That scene really bothered me because it was so out of character for the ocean, until I figured that out.
Hey bird man can I request a cliche? Sinning the established rules cliche It’s for when he sins things that have been established in the movie even if they don’t make sense in our rules for example the mawii shouldn’t be able to switch the heart to his hand from his talon sin
@@HunhowsShadowStalker a tad late to comment but there are many spellings of the demi god maori from many polynesian places never be the solid block in a rolling ocean brethren
@@eurasiatheiv8955 Yes, but since the comment specifically mentions a scene from the movie, it's spelled Maoi as that's how the character's name is spelled in the movie.
I feel like this is one of those videos where Jeremy has to play up how his channel is “satire” because this is one of those consensus good films and he can’t nitpick it
Also, despite living in a patriarchal tribe, Polynesians, and to the same extent Moana's village respected their females as powerful individuals. Jeremy is just blind to this fact because he is a man living in a patriarchial society where women are treated as second class citizens.
another thing Jeremy states because he is blind to other cultures is the scene with the grandmother and the stingray party. Hawaiians believed that people were tied to an Aomakua, or guardian spirit. these spirits took the form of animals and were said to be the souls of the deceased loved ones guiding ther descendants through the world. so the grandmother saying that she was going to return as "One of these" ("These" being a stingray) may have insinuated that she was going to return as an Aomakua to help one of her descendants.
Also also also, That fish hook constellation is a real thing in the sky, most people would know it as part of the "Scorpio" constellation however, the Polynesians (Mostly the Maori's, the indigenous people of New Zealand) saw it as maui's magical fish hook, a tool crafted from his dead grandmother's jaw bone. this film is filled with polynesian mythology references aplenty which I do understand because I grew up in Polynesia (as part of New Zealand)
12:46 also another thing did Jermey literally forget the scene where Moana yelled OUT LOUD that they had the heart? Or was he also temporarily deaf there as well? Fucking ridiculous 😂😂😂
"Why do you need things spelled out for you like a 6 year old" That is literally how I feel every time someone complains about the Star wars sequel trilogy.
Idk why Jeremy was so mad about by he fishhook in the sky, when I went to the Dominican I got up early and actually SAW a group of stars that looked a exactly like the fishhook constellation in the movie
the fact that Jeremy thought a literal child dancing was inapropriate has some seriously disturbing ramifications
They only issue i had was his eyes scared me they were freaky
I "think" it was a reference to Elvis???????
You get a like for having a Noodle profile picture. I will not elaborate further.
He winks with a kissy face
The animators knew what they were going for
@@postalpie Ayyy a fellow Gorillaz enjoyer around here I see
Okay, the child dancing scene? I actually worked for a Polynesian family at one point. I helped design their business's website and managed its online marketing for a while. One of the things I learned working for them is that dancing is super important to Polynesian culture. It's one of the many ways that they actually preserve their heritage, because every dance move signifies something. They teach their children to dance from an early age as a way of keeping their history alive.
Furthermore, during the late 1800s and early 1900s, the colonialists who conquered the islands decried these dances as sexual as an excuse to suppress them, destroying a lot of the historical records of the people of the region. There are actual lost histories of these people because someone made the same assumption Jeremy did.
Honestly, they don't deserve their success at all.
@@SimsyHazelwho?
Cinemasins @
@ I think they’re talking about cinema sins
but it was not assumption. in this context. the writer an animator know what thay were doing. that how you should derect this at.
the kid was not in routine with the other kids an the teacher are main character!! he winked an gave a kiss face. are main character than give a look of discomfort!
yall clowning makeing it more than it was. makeing a clear observation not assumption when it was joke.
A don't forget to mention how all the things in that catchy upbeat song are all accurate myths of things Maui did. They deserve credit for packing a whole bunch of actual Polynesian mythology into a three minute song
spent the summer in Kauai th-cam.com/video/hszzs8BwqLc/w-d-xo.html
this is the jam.
That's 1 sin for Jeremy not doing any research
My boyfriend is a huge mythology buff and he really liked this movie because they accurately identify his myths and his origin story and did not change his story. I loved the use of Polynesian culture in the whole movie. They did an amazing job at finding out what certain dance movements ment, the myths and origin stories the whole movie was badass and dope. Explained really well and didn’t venture from the original Moana tale. It was a really good movie.
titangirl161 Stan -Hamilton- I mean Lin Manuel Miranda
@@jadegrimm25 Isn't the one innacurate thing that Maui is massive when the original Maui was thin?
I love how Jeremy sinned a person who’s never been allowed to go past the shallow end of a pool for failing to sail a boat.
Like he wouldn’t sin that scene if she was seamlessly able to sail despite never having operated a boat before.
Nah, he would sin it FOR her being so good. Then stretch to 10 sins, THEN he'd make a bad joke about JAWS or something...
@@chrissparks7439 Pretty sure the second sentence was supposed to be sarcastic... aka, replace "like" with "as if"...
@@chrissparks7439 Nah, he would take 5 sins off. Just look at his Force Awakens video where he took off sins for Rey alligning at perfect angle so Finn could make a shot even tough it's her first time she ever flew a ship.
No he would
@@fin524 I guess unlike this boat thing, he thought the shot was cool
The nose thing Moana does with Tefiti, is directly from Maori culture. Hulk lullaby definitely did not come first.
And even if that was the case, there are so many movies that do something like that, because touch can be calming! Touch can ‘bring a person back to their senses’ so to speak. It’s just a dumb criticism either way.
Not just Maori.
The hongi is done in many Polynesian nations.
@@Manoatevarua Thanks for the correction.
@@AspiringCrybaby2018 My thoughts exactly. Just like when Puss in Boots had a panic attack, Perrito used light pressure to snap him out of it.
10 sins to Jeremy every time he asks a question the movie answers if you pay attention.
Might have to start doing that. Sin count would be 1000 at the 5 minute mark.
Th3Birdman true
The question about Tamatoa really bugged me. Like, idc how the Kakamora knew Moana had the heart, but for the decapod who loves shiny things, it follows that he would be attracted to the shine of the fake heart.
I'd say take a shot, but we'd all die in like a minute of alcohol poisoning. . . .
How about we track him down and scream at him to do so until he listens? I know these types of people, they don’t listen until you literally hammer it in.
8:20 ALSO, who says Moana _literally_ saw a vision of her ancestors? Maybe that's just how the movie chose to show it to us as a storytelling convention, while in-universe Moana just saw all the boats and put 2 and 2 together that at one point her people were voyagers?
Its also a movie dealing with gods, demigods, and obvious magic. Plus the ghost fleet that shows up during the I AM MOANA song.
Does Jeremy think that beating a drum causes illusions of past relatives? because I think that he has never been to a concert before
It's proven that Moana saw the images. It's been proven that the drum shows what your meant to be later. Moana is meant to be the return of her people being Voyagers
@@ICTheAlchemist answer: Animated film using its imagination!
@@ICTheAlchemist A film can have magic AND use non-diagetic/figurative visual devices
Jeremy watches Moana: "Hey, you can't turn eels into coconut trees!"
Jeremy watches Jesus of Nazareth: "Hey, you can't turn water into wine!"
Jesus: **Gives wine.** "This is my blood."
Jeremy: "Wine is not blood." **Ding!**
@@HunhowsShadowStalker
Zeus: *puts Dionysus in his calf after burning his mother*
Jeremy: there is no womb in the male calf *ding*
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 Oh trust me, Jeremy would go insane with the amount of "sins" he'd have to name for Zeus alone.
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 actually it was more likely his scrotum
@@jmurray1110 every version of the story I've seen says it's his calf
Honestly my main problem with CinemaSins's video on Moana was it was just... Offensive. Like, he sins legit things in Polynesian culture just for... Existing? Like the fish hook constellation, or the myths about Maui. We all know that he doesn't do any research, but still, it really ticked me off that he didn't even bother looking to see if these things from a *totally separate culture than his* were actual things that are important to these people.
Agreed.
The drums thing *really* got under my skin. I had a more venomous line for that one, but I decided to go the humorous route, because I really went for his neck on that one, and it's kind of out of character for me.
This. This. THIS! After the science thing, sinning someone's culture and mythos was next on my list for anger-inducing statements. The only reason it wasn't first was because lots of people really know nothing about Polynesian cultures or myths. I live in Polynesia, so seeing/hearing/experience something from Poly culture is like seeing a cloud. lol But lots of people don't know and think Disney just made stuff up for the film when most of it is drawn from something that's common/known/real/spoken about in Polynesia. So they're laughing and agreeing not realizing they're being offensive.
Even as a person knowing neither jack nor shit about polynesian culture any idiot could tell it's based in mythology. It would be like watching Hercules and sinning the Olympic pantheon for not being "real"
Half maori and dont find any offence hes just joking around also matt smith is cool
Altair
YEAH!!!!
Another thing about the You're Welcome song and Moana suddenly being okay with everything. Maui is a trickster, as stated in the beginning of film. And as seen at end of song when Moana snaps out of the hallucination or whatever Maui was casting on her and sees she's in a cave and all the stuff he gave her was fake and is suddenly back to not being okay again.
Fighting Faerie Plus, she’s in the presence of a GOD that she heard legends about from birth! Everyone would be in awe of him recounting how he created the EARTH
This also makes the previous sin not a sin. He was pretending he though moana was a fan so he can TRICK her into giving him the boat
I still can't believe he complained about You're Welcome multiple times. That's a wonderful song and Dwayne Johnson performs it amazingly.
He's probably just jealous because he can't sing that good
RyleeJam facts
@@Marvelfanatic3658
Yeah
S'not gud but it is Catchy
He just wants to find shit to whine about that his peanut brain can still understand
9:45 It’s also worth noting that during this montage of Moana struggling to sail, it’s revealed that she woke up one night and discovered she was going the WRONG WAY!
10:15 ALSO part of this movie is Maui scolding her for not knowing how to sail, then teaching her. Jeremy feigns ignorance cliché
Birdman cleverly combines humor and lessons to educate his viewers.
Zaragoz Rex ex machina
he is a wise man
Like MatPat!
Yeah I know man! I actually gain 100 braincells per video I watch!
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why does he think the kakamora smelled the heart? they knew it was there because moana literally shouted that it was there, and they should "come and get it"
Since when did Jeremy let context get in the way of a sin? He already manipulates scenes by cutting the, off just before they invalidate a sin.
That AND Moana still had the real Heart on her while tempting Tamatoa with the fake Heart, so even if every monster, creature, whatever COULD smell it, her deception would still work for as long as she held onto the fake one.
Man, I’ve literally prayed for this. Moana is my second favorite Disney movie of all time, and there is so much wrong with that sins video that I wanted to throw my iPad across the room. 90% of it was directly related to him using science in a supernatural animated film. Let me donate to your cause right quick!
The other half was him sinning a culture for the things that they use as am oceanic culture. Like splitting the coconuts or the drum.
Yes, I totally agree. I ranted about that to another subscriber on here. lol
What's your first?
DaPopoloinParadise Of all time? OF ALL TIME?!...OK.
The video was a joke IDIOT
The thing I hate most about CimamaSins is how oblivious they are to picking out context clues, which is surprising considering how often "Jeremy points out what's happening on-screen cleshé" happens.
Cliché* (no hate)
I'm usually on board with CinemaSins videos, but this took it too far, blatantly disrespecting Polynesian people and their culture. I'm pretty sure no one who's worked on this has ever met someone of Polynesian descent, and it shows. Thank you for being an outlet for my frustration about the video!
Why does he assume that the kakamora smelled the heart? Didn't Moana literally just shout "Come for this? The heart? YOU MEAN THIS HEART RIGHT HERE!? COME AND GET IT!!!"
i really don't understand Jeremy sometimes. he says one statement, then later contradicts it. it's like Jeremy has like 10 writers all seeing the film separately and writing their own notes on what to say during the sins video and Jeremy just picks timestamp notes he wants without context or research...
That's pretty much exactly what they do, from what I hear
Except its 5 writers, all of them equally incompetent
@@DemBigOlEyes Wowza
It's December and I'm still laughing that Jeremy believes that the Earth was never 100% covered in water. The Earth today, in the year 2018, is nearly all water, 81% in fact. It was proven centuries ago that the Earth was in fact all water at one point, and if I'm not mistaken, many scientists theorize that it will eventually be that way again since the polar icecaps are melting. Also, the fact that the polar ice caps exist at all is one of the major reasons why the Earth is no longer 100% water. I learned this shit in high school, in the 90's, in Georgia.
hell, you learn that if you watch bill wurtz's "history of the entire world i guess" video
even if all the polar ice melts, the sea level will "only" rise about 70 metres. Still a huge amount, would flood every coastal city on the planet, but you'll notice that there are bits of land that are higher up than 70 metres as well.
I think that volcanoes were the ones responsible for the formation of land.
I always cringe inside out every time I have to hear Jeremy talk in these vids, and then theres the release of catharsis every time you smack him down. Aaand then I have to hear him talk again. These videos are a never ending roller coaster
"As the ocean gives her a new hairstyle, I'm left to wonder how wrong everything I'm seeing would be if it were another human doing it instead of the ocean."
Jeremy has never experienced the touch of a parent, a barber, a friend, or a partner. Sad, but would also explain a lot.
i hate when people try to use science to "disprove" myths from cultures they arent apart of. theyre MYTHS for a REASON
Do people do that often? With the exception of religion (which some people do literally claim as fact), I've never seen that. The people around you must suck if you're experiencing it a lot
Tfw Jeremy misunderstands the entire movie. This is actually my 8th favourite movie, and I love it so much I want Auli’i Cravahlo to be my cousin who takes me to a karaoke bar and just chills, listening to other people sing like ‘hey, they were pretty good!’
I want to know what the rest of your "favourite movies" ranking is, please
Well, dear...
10. The Shape of Water. One of Del Toro's best, despite that 10 second scene of fishman sex that everyone focuses on because they are morons.
9. Avengers. The greatest crossover event in history. Suck on that, Dan Bull's fortnite rap battle royale!
8. Moana. The best Disney Princess. The best casting all round. The best looking film. The best Dwayne Johnson role of that year. And do I need to say it? Screw it, I will. The best damn music Disney has ever seen, Lin Manuel Miranda needs to be knighted.
7. Pacific Rim. More than just an homage to the Kaiju fighting archetype, and a beautiful film all round. Also THEY USE A BOAT AS A SWORD JUST LIKE IN THEIR TEST FIGHT AND HONOURING HER HERITAGE OH MY GOD AAAAHHHH!!!
6. Kingsman: The Secret Service. This is the SAO abridged of parodies. Parodies that, in my opinion, transcend the original source material and become their own, much, much better entity.
5. War for the Planet of the Apes. A better, more gripping war film I have never seen. And it came from fuzzy Gollum. This is the perfect war film.
4. 3 Billboards outside Ebbing Missouri. This film is so good, I never want to see it again. It's heartbreaking, realistic, hilarious, gripping, emotional, well-written, well-acted, absolutely beautiful. This film is nearly perfect. Robbed at the Oscars.
3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I know the entire script off by heart. My favourite comedy of all time. Coconuts, he's not dead, Get on with it.
2. Forrest Gump. Just a stunning film that always makes me cry about ten times.
before we reveal our number 1 pick, remember to subscribe to Watchmojo.com for more awesome content!
1. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. This is a completely perfect film. It has no flaws, no weak moments, no mistakes, no plot holes, no wasted moments. Everything in this film is exactly what a film should be. This film is so perfect that I think it ruined the Last Jedi. This is what people were expecting TLJ to be. And it wasn't. That film was just good. This film is absolutely perfect. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Kinnundo that’s a pretty good list
@Shooketh It's an honourable mention, but even I'm not so shallow to pad the runtime like that.
@@bigdaddy7956 Why thank you! What's yours, if I may?
That drum bit always pissed me off. Like what was he expecting, a marching drum? Also anyone with eyes can decipher that that’s a drum
Your videos are so good I've honestly started to prefer them over actual cinamasins videos. I've even started to critique his videos myself and it wild what you've open my mind to.
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@@averystupidcommenter5664 found the kid no one likes
As a massive history and mythology fan, you're awesome. As a normal human being that understands cinema... thank you. lol
Cinema sins pisses me off.
I love Moana so much. Grew up in NZ surrounded by Māori/Polynesian culture and this film was so amazing as there were so many things, especially legends, that I recognised from school and books and AGH I just love it and it makes me so sad when they sin Polynesian culture just for existing
me too, cinemasins moana video outright pisses me off for that. my school had books about maori myth and the movie holds up very well
Just wish the rock learned a maori accent so we didnt get american
Cinema sins was legit at one point....I think.
This is legit one of the best Disney movies ever, thank you for doing this video birdman
Glad to hear you also find "main character was only hallucinating in a coma" theories to be, in your words, "BAD". It's like, can we not just enjoy a work of fiction for being fictional?
I just realized that Chief Tui is voiced by the same guy (Temuera Morrison) who played Jango Fett/Clones even though it's super obvious. I'm surprised Jeremy didn't sin that using the "This guy played that guy in different movie" cliche
JagDriver88 And the grandmother is voiced by Rachel House, who played Topaz in Thor Ragnarok, Grandmaster’s right hand woman who is all snarky at Valkyrie and tells him the slaves, er, prisoners with jobs, are loose with weapons.
I'm surprised he didn't sin Lin Manuel Miranda for using the Hamilton OBC to record all the demo songs for this film and then officially making Washington the singing voice for Tui.
"Actor has multiple gigs" cliche
You are getting better and better !!! You are becoming one of those “must see” channels
Cinema "Come on guys we knew there's gravity in space" Sins.
13:00 Jeremy literally just contradicted himself in the same sentence "all-knowing Ocean", "understand the concept of a high five" I'm pretty sure that A) that would fall under "all-knowing" and B) how do you know the Ocean even is "all knowing"
"?????????" "That still wouldn't be a goddamn sin"
this dude is funnier than cinemasins lol. The chicken is also hilarious
Jeremy: Sins movies for giving pretty much any exposition, especially narration
Also Jeremy: Sins movies for things that are obvious, but weren't explicitly spelled out for him
I should mention for that "only ocean" part... Christianity actually agrees here. Dry land gets formed _after_ the waters above are separated from the waters below.
I can back this up since according to the Bible, God made the seas first and the land later on with man and animals.
yeah ok but the Bible isn't a science book 😛 but actual scientists agree
Exactly!
Everyone says imagine watching a movie with Jeremy, but imagine these two watching a movie together.
5:46 casually breaks coconut and asks if cameraman wants some.
*_best scene in history_*
I need to know what that is from, the guy oozed chaptic good energy
You know, I'd love to see someone edit a movie to meet all of Jeremy's suggested changes, send it back to him, then see if it actually is better. Because I really don't think it would be, with people explaining things that could be shown, repeating things Jeremy forgot, and characters dying from the first time they get hit with something that looks like it would hurt. Oh, and every movie would have a lap dance and boner jokes and pop culture references
and a sexy woman wearing a "Jeremy is my boyfriend in this scene" T-shirt.
Its like Jeremy is just making videos for the fuck of it. The guy clearly has no idea what he wants in a film and I love the way you call out all of his bs. Keep up the good work man.
3:26 he sinned them... for having a father character that is protective of his child who wants to go to a dangerous ocean alone as a toddler.
even counting when she's older, parents are often protective of their CHILDREN especially in places so dangerous
I unsubscribe to CinemaSin after your Deadpool 2 Video because I realized I shouldn't watch their videos anymore. The channel itself was becoming lazy and keep on using the SAME sin over & over again which got to the point of being completely stupid. At least you try to be fresh in your videos and you are actually entertaining unlike Jeremy.
Alex Omega in my head, cinemaSins and Birdman are in the same folder.. one can’t go without other
Oh my man same I mean I stopped watching him a bit earlier cuz I saw bobvids sin some of his videos n break down their whole technique I mean I used to like them with the 5 minute videos but it’s clear they just pad out with what I find rly cringe jokes now n twist every other scene for a sin
Birdman literally has the same content as cinemasins. Maybe you should unsubscribe from him to if you hadn't already.
@@Amanda-rn6tw You literally didn't read my comment. I know that Birdman does the same sins ONLY because Jeremy sins the same shit incorrectly multiple times. Unlike him at least Birdman does SOMETHING different in his videos that's entertaining. You understand now Amy Lee! Also I'm not going to unsubscribe to Birdman until he start being really lazy and unfunny like I did with CinemaSin.
Alex Omega Ok Ok.Point taken. Chill.
"By a show of hands, who thought that was a sin?"
Me: *awkwardly raises hand*
"Put your f*cking hand down"
Me: *awkwardly lowers hand*
Same lmao
12:06 It’s kinda the whole point of the song to distract Moana precisely so Maui can steal her boat. He even spells it out in the final verse, not that Jeremy understands things even when they’re spelled out to him.
12:03 "This song cheered her up? Is she even listening to the lyrics?" Jeremy clearly hasn't heard Hey Ya
Sure, I'll rewatch this man being awesome again ...
Ohh...shot fired at MatPat lol.
no... cause thats jeremy not matpat
R Nickerson it wasn’t a shot though
R Nickerson my point still stands it was not a shot I’m gonna turn this into some pseudo argument just to inflate your ego I said what I said drop it
R Nickerson someone doesn’t know what irrelevant means. The whole point of me saying it wasn’t a shot is because I thought that’s what you thought it was. The original comment says shots fired at mattpatt. I corrected you because the person that you responded to was talking about the shot and who it was directed to. You correction doesn’t state that you don’t think it’s not a shot.Take note that I am not a mind reader and I only respond on the information that I am presented. Sooo using your own words “that was pointless wasn’t it”.
R Nickerson not to mention that I never said that you couldn’t talk I said that I’m not gonna turn this into a pseudo argument and it’s obvious that I can’t inflate your ego any further seeing as how it walks into a room before you do. By dropping the argument It would e saved me a bunch of time
Viewing the re-upload and I still find Jeremy's complaint about narration annoying
12:30 extra sin, This isn’t a side quest, it’s an obstacle. They don’t go out of the their way to find these people for plot reasons. They are sailing in the fog and the pirates raid them randomly.
I think the thing that really bothers me at the point of 12:03 is that it’s kind of the whole point. Maui is this very charismatic character at this point and the second the song ends moana realizes he’s tricked into a cave and is very clearly no longer happy
I love the clip of the man _conquering_ a coconut and then offering half of it to the viewer while sipping from the other half. Is that the equivalent of a mixologist whipping up an epic cocktail and then pouring it in two glasses to share?
im pretty sure that man's jaw can bite through stone
Maoi is basically Polynesian Loki. The Trixter-nature, the shapeshifting, the incredibly likable and charismatic actors portraying these characters. Every comes together.
with the way youtube is handling "duplication" use of someone else video, audio, or anything almost will get pinged for copyright/duplication. kinda makes videos and almost any other discussion video not able to be monetized.... good luck to you and the rest of the world as its in essence a silencing of many voices
As a Polynesian, I love that you actually looked into the smaller details! Really appreciate this, especially after Jeremy's vid...
Don't think I didn't clock the Avatar music my guy. Love the videos though, keep doing what you do 👊👊
thought i was the only 1 brother
So here’s another answer for cinema sins about the part where Maui tries to sign the oar. It’s very possible that he had other visitors that purposely sought him out for his status as a legendary figure. However, most sailors don’t go sailing by themselves, which would be a problem for Maui.
Maui is very much a solo act, all the glory to himself kind of person at this point and established of questionable morality. As he literally stole the heart of a goddess to do something with it to make himself more famous. So he would forgo any method of traveling with anyone else to avoid anyone else getting the glory. He can’t steal a ship from a group of people in the case that they managed to get off the island, and tell people that he’s not what legends tell of him. Moana is the first one to come alone. Which gives him the one opportunity to steal a boat. Which he takes by immediately distracting Moana, sealing her in a cave that a less resourceful person wouldn’t have been able to escape from as quickly, if at all.
Which he believed would have solved the problem of him not having a boat, and the potential that negative word of him could spread, as far as he knows she’s trapped in there whit no way out.
However, Moana does escape the cave and catch up with Maui allowing the rest of the movie to happen.
Jeremy stop bringing science into this! It’s mythology not evolution 🤦♂️ also it’s animation!
“Disney Movie, Sorry Pervs” 😂😂😂
Can you do a vid on Kong: Skull Island considering the backlash CinemaSins got from the director? Just think it would be fun. Can you do Godzilla 2014 as well? I know its not perfect but alot of the sins are bs.
13:13
Disregarding the fact that the giant crab speaks with a heavy accent, “perfect American English” is an oxymoron, dude. Not even Americans can agree on the English language.
That is a fair point, though oxymoron may be going a bit too far.
Then again, literally every English speaking country fails to be able to decide what "perfect English" is, let alone all the countries as a whole.
I think he just meant that it sounded natural with an American accent. As in, it sounded like native American speech. Not that American English is perfect.
"It's just a theory... A bad theory... Aaand..."
You got a like for just that.
4:50 "Jeremy is every girlfriend when you ask them what they want to eat"
That's where you earned my like, sir.
You could've said "A LAME THEORY". We were on the verge of greatness 😢
Back again in a shout to my Commenting Before This Gets Removed Again Gang
Bonus sin for Jeremy saying " how does the all knowing ocean know about high fives?"
“Jeremy has never heard of pig beach”
Me with pure joy: “pig what?!?!”
10:40 matpat will be proud on this
Shots fired rather
Man..
@@Doritoschiplivingthebestlife:(
I just noticed that at 12:08, the tree on the left is juggling coconuts. This doesn't mean anything, I just think it's neat
6:21 bro is sinning ptsd + knowing the ocean is dangerous
I just wanna say I am now a huge fan of Polynesian people now. Did you see that coconut?!😍
Also, their food kicks all other foods into the trash. It's so good
@@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611 I'm screaming lol.. I'm Maori and I've genuinely never heard someone praise our food like you.
Kia ora taku aroha :)
I used to think these videos that @Th3Birdman did were dumb, until I actually watched CinemaSins with a more open mindset and realized that this channel is 100% more funny and really does poke fun at how CinemaSins needs to be spoon fed during a movie! I love this channel!
That scene when you showed the Polynesian man ripping open a coconut with so satisfying
"Jeremy is every girlfriend when you ask them what they want to eat"
This comment made my day. Truer words have never been spoken.
Regarding the sin about the giant crab not realizing Moana was holding a fake: it's possible that he and the coconut people can just sense it's general location and know what it looks like but not know it's exact location. Therefore, if it looks like what they're looking for and it's in the same general area, they could potentially be fooled by a convincing copy.
7:01
Finally, a sin removal that I wholeheartedly agree with.
I love how he not only doesn't give a shit about this movie being in an entirely different culture, but doesn't understand that everything the audience sees isn't what the characters see. Like, Moana must be on some hard shit to actually be seeing her ancestors in the middle of the ocean alive and well. Couldn't be that she's just looking at the tapestries and we're just seeing what she's imagining.
I know I'm like two and a half years late but I noticed something; when you said Maui could have easily found Tefiti because she was the only island, isn't that not true? Maui was born on (and quickly thrown off of) a separate island years before he went searching, plus there's the fact he'd been pulling islands up before he went for the heart.
The scene where Moana helps the turtle and meets the ocean almost gives my mom a heart attack every time she watches it.
"Jeremy is every girlfriend when you ask them what they want to eat", yes, this! Though, as a girl and girlfriend, it's usually my male roommate who does this to me as I ask him what he's considering for food and his response is "food"... infuriating, you tell 'em Birdman!
Also, I just wanna say, I really appreciate your videos. I liked Cinema sins when I found them for the first time, but after about 5 videos it got stale because he sinned shit that wasn't sinworthy. I can understand sinning the actual issues with movies or legitimate cliches that are needlessly there, but sinning their bogus sins? Yep, I'll go for that.
CinemaSins: sinning movies for arbitrary reasons no average movie goer is even thinking about while watching the movie. (aka nitpicking small problems that don’t really affect the movie at all.)
Ngl, I got into cinemasins because I pay hyperattention to details, and I just liked seeing that I wasn't the only one who noticed them.
Now i know according to this comment section, not only is he an A$$, but I'm an A$$ to for liking him I guess?
Anthony Hermann, you’re not an ass for liking him. Like whatever you want. You are correct in assuming that he’s an ass tho.
5:03
Put your fucking hand down
“And since no one is raising their hand”
XD
Ddaannggg.... Even Film Theory getting the heat lol.
Would also like to point out, even if Tamatoa was able to sense the heart, he would have no reason to not initially believe that the barnacle was the heart, since Moana is wearing it, so the sense would still be pointing him toward her. At that point, he would probably stop trying to sense it, since he would think he knew exactly where it was
It should also be pointed out that in the coconut people scene, moana had waved and jumped up and down, holding the heart of te fiti up in the air, while screaming "come and get it!" so those people didn't even really have to try hard to know that moana had the heart.
The reason that Moana almost died on the ocean the first time she tried to leave the island was not to show the audience that her father was right. The ocean is her friend the entire movie and is trying to help her get the Heart back to Te Fiti. She couldn't leave the island the first time because she didn't have the Heart yet. That scene really bothered me because it was so out of character for the ocean, until I figured that out.
Was that music in the intro Avatar? It seemed like Avatar
Sounded like it
It was.
jeremy: this movie is giving the middle finger to science!!1!1
also jeremy: there was no time where the earth was completely covered in ocean
9:20 fw constellations are just the connect the dot drawing and you can make them anything you want
Plus from what i read in the comments, that constellation is part of polinesias culture
(Idk if I wrote that right I'm spanish)
Hey bird man can I request a cliche?
Sinning the established rules cliche
It’s for when he sins things that have been established in the movie even if they don’t make sense in our rules for example the mawii shouldn’t be able to switch the heart to his hand from his talon sin
"mawii"? I think you meant Maoi.
@@HunhowsShadowStalker a tad late to comment but there are many spellings of the demi god maori from many polynesian places never be the solid block in a rolling ocean brethren
@@eurasiatheiv8955 Yes, but since the comment specifically mentions a scene from the movie, it's spelled Maoi as that's how the character's name is spelled in the movie.
One of my favorite videos that you've done by far
I feel like this is one of those videos where Jeremy has to play up how his channel is “satire” because this is one of those consensus good films and he can’t nitpick it
Also, despite living in a patriarchal tribe, Polynesians, and to the same extent Moana's village respected their females as powerful individuals. Jeremy is just blind to this fact because he is a man living in a patriarchial society where women are treated as second class citizens.
another thing Jeremy states because he is blind to other cultures is the scene with the grandmother and the stingray party.
Hawaiians believed that people were tied to an Aomakua, or guardian spirit. these spirits took the form of animals and were said to be the souls of the deceased loved ones guiding ther descendants through the world. so the grandmother saying that she was going to return as "One of these" ("These" being a stingray) may have insinuated that she was going to return as an Aomakua to help one of her descendants.
Also also also, That fish hook constellation is a real thing in the sky, most people would know it as part of the "Scorpio" constellation however, the Polynesians (Mostly the Maori's, the indigenous people of New Zealand) saw it as maui's magical fish hook, a tool crafted from his dead grandmother's jaw bone. this film is filled with polynesian mythology references aplenty which I do understand because I grew up in Polynesia (as part of New Zealand)
Lowkeyyy, I kinda like watching your videos over multiple times now. It's like it's own thing😭😭❤
Trick Move that makes me sad and happy at the same time...
Sappy? (Cough)
I love how this man Jeremy said that he doesn’t get the concept of the ALL KNOWING OCEAN understanding what a high five is
12:46 also another thing did Jermey literally forget the scene where Moana yelled OUT LOUD that they had the heart? Or was he also temporarily deaf there as well? Fucking ridiculous 😂😂😂
4:26 it would be wrong for a trusted adult in this tight knit village to do a child’s hair? Jeremy really likes to see predators in everything, huh?
"Why do you need things spelled out for you like a 6 year old"
That is literally how I feel every time someone complains about the Star wars sequel trilogy.
Idk why Jeremy was so mad about by he fishhook in the sky, when I went to the Dominican I got up early and actually SAW a group of stars that looked a exactly like the fishhook constellation in the movie