“He’s gay, he’s on cocaine, he’s stealing money, he’s getting fatter, and he’s enthusiastically supporting the Iraq War. But he’s our beacon of hope” 22:59 All timer
Tim’s quote about Casey Anthony, “if she’s willing to put her kid in a bag, she’s not saying no to anal.” Will probably be one of the top 10 funniest things I’ve heard in my life time.
The jokes with the mommies have gone so far that I literally confused one of the biggest comedians in the world, whose the guest, for Tom's fake nickname. Tim and Christine keep them Jean's too high and tight. Soon I'll be saying Tom Dillion 😂....
Tim subtly mentioning the time he lied to YMH saying that he was out of town and then posting a photo on his instagram proving that he was lying was gold!
I noticed it right away and thought it was funny but there must be some reason like he’s on the road or something. I didn’t know it’s a thing, which is funnier. Maybe it’s a tactic he picked up during his time on cruise ships.
This is like being with a group of friends you've never let meet eachother all getting together and talking sh*t about everything and everyone. Great cast.
Tim hates every city, even New York. And that's the point. The thing he hates most about Austin is how locals won't shit on their own city like New Yorkers do.
You cracked the code my friend.. I stopped listening after the previous genuine laugh from the back/forefront was removed for whatever reason... That combo/ratio of word:laugh is beyond any formula than can just be replicated reading words on a page
As someone who has watched Ymh and timmy for literally thousands of hours, this episode really warms my heart. Thank you for this blessing! Also hearing nadav in the back has itched a scratch I didn't know I had it was too perfect.
Loved watching Tom and Christina watch Tim interview himself 😂 it seemed like Tim was nervous and clearly looks up to them so it was endearingly narcissistic rather than annoying ❤❤❤❤ Tim you’re still my favorite person on Earth of all time, I’d watch celebrities listening to you interview yourself all day long!
My mom used to refer to my brother as her number 1 and I was always number 2. Really encouraging, heartwarming stuff. And my dad is also a suuuper self centered, selfish boomer. I will definitely be buying Tim’s book. This was excellent.
Tim mentions he never got that “big break” in acting when he was a kid. I’m personally grateful that path didn’t work out for him. I’m not sure we’d have the same Tim today if it had. What a legend, he’s going to go out with the best of them.
Well Tim was already top tier but he hasn't scratched the surface of his success. He just keeps getting funnier and proves it every five minutes tops for the entire duration of this podcast.. that's crazy. I think he's right under Bill Burr and Bill is 18 years his senior give or take. When Tim turns 40 it's lights out. He's going to be the funniest comedian of his generation. He's light years ahead mentally.
This is the best podcast to listen to passing out after eating a dominos pizza from the only thing open next to the bar located near the street where the van I'm sleeping in is parked. Living through the collapse with Tim Dillon!
I'm five minutes in the podcast and already this hits hard on my heart, with every week that i listen to Tim i start to realize that tim is my cult leader and i'm ok with that.
@@chriswaring3783 dude if tim told me: "hey you mutherfucker needyo drink a gallon of kool-aid a day" i'm gonna do it, tim is my savior and burn krystals can go and cook some shity food in a show LOL
the tim dillon show could not be a more accurate name for this podcast 🤣 bro literally jus gets guests on to be a live listener and occasionally have an input 🤣
He mentioned being in a 2nd undisclosed movie, with a master director and one of the greatest actors in the world, and now I really hope he was referring to Killers of the Flower Moon. Seeing Tim in a Scorsese movie, sharing a scene, however short, with Leo Di Caprio would be the highlight of the decade for me
I discovered Tim through 2 Bears a couple years ago, and he's easily in my top 3 favorite podcasts now. And I saw him do standup in Baltimore last year. He's so god damned funny.
I’m on the nj transit train rn from Penn station nyc back to jersey as per my regular commute and this could not have dropped at a better time. Bless u Tim Dillon and Tom and Christina.
Yo, but last night at the comedy cellar, [insert mildly funny comedians name] MURDERED on stage!! People were literally dying!! They had to bring in oxygen tanks! He Murrrrrddeeeerrrreedddd!
This was such a refreshing episode because I have boomer parents like Tim, Christina, and Tom (born in ‘62 and ‘63) and I’m 18 and can’t relate with my friends and see them live such a care free life because their parents are so chill and understanding while I have to deal with their 1960s-70s traditional Mexican beliefs and moral values in 2023
damn haven't laughed that hard in AGES! the part where Tim tells the story about his dad praising him for not smoking them down to the filter ... i mean ... i just can't ... even writing this comment is making me remember that bit and i'm still laughing ...
I'm absolutely buying Tim's book! The similarities between your childhood &mine are pretty interesting so far... (I'm the same age as Tim.) Great podcast, this one!
7:32 "if i had kids i would want to spend a lot of time with them like Bert" instant classic by Tim LOL
I don't get it I don't watch bert.
@@denkinoms same
@@denkinoms and he doesn't watch his own kids.
Pretty much Bert is never around.
But Berts movie will wina an Oscar!
Great to see Tim with his parents.
Lol right 😂😂😂
They are all crazy in their own collective ways ❤
😂wish I had said that-f-ing genius! Thanks 🫡😉🙏
elbarto good job!!!!!!!!!
I knew it!
“He’s gay, he’s on cocaine, he’s stealing money, he’s getting fatter, and he’s enthusiastically supporting the Iraq War. But he’s our beacon of hope” 22:59
All timer
Tim needs to star in his own show, chronicling his early life as a drug addicted mortgage salesman
@@rainflowers1099I would pre order
OMFG yes please @@rainflowers1099
@@rainflowers1099it's giving Better Call Saul but on Coke and Percocet 😂❤
...filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Tim’s quote about Casey Anthony, “if she’s willing to put her kid in a bag, she’s not saying no to anal.” Will probably be one of the top 10 funniest things I’ve heard in my life time.
Tim is so god damn quick witted… never a dull moment when he’s on a podcast
💯
The jokes with the mommies have gone so far that I literally confused one of the biggest comedians in the world, whose the guest, for Tom's fake nickname. Tim and Christine keep them Jean's too high and tight. Soon I'll be saying Tom Dillion 😂....
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Tim subtly mentioning the time he lied to YMH saying that he was out of town and then posting a photo on his instagram proving that he was lying was gold!
Wasn't he at the beach, after he ghosted them? 😂
What’s great is you can kind of see him remember that halfway through the “holding a bagel” line.
“If you lie to someone it shows that you care.”
yeah haha it wasn't Tom and Christine tho , it was Dr. Drew's podcast on the YMH network
He blew off Tigerbelly recently for their 400th episode special.
I guess it's a thing he does.
Love how Tim goes to other people’s studios and uses their stuff to record his podcast 😂 sketchy realtor vibes for sure
I noticed it right away and thought it was funny but there must be some reason like he’s on the road or something. I didn’t know it’s a thing, which is funnier. Maybe it’s a tactic he picked up during his time on cruise ships.
He even did it to Rogan 🤣. The man is way ahead of his time.
@@joeybegoode9067it’s because he had a house in Austin but his Studios are in New York and LA
Lol
@@ericfoster3261 he did it again😂😂
Man I was really crossing my fingers that Tim’s mom actually answered the phone. That would be podcast history.
I was hoping he would leave a message like "This is the CIA. Call us back"
He didn't call his mom though...... he called his aunt.
He called his aunt patricia
@@willynilly5540Nope Patty's his mother
I bet she's hilarious
There aren't many podcasters who can make me go back and relisten to an episode and still enjoy it. Tim Dillon is one of them.
Yeah it takes me a few days watching these in bits, lul. Never watched a full podcast ever except a few, jim breur and other's
I just listened to Tim on The Honeydew and immediately listened again.
Awesome story teller and listener
On my 3rd run
I watch the Tim Theo and Logan Paul podcast every once in a while cuz Tim is so damn funny that episode, so I relate to you for sure.
Gotta go back and watch his pods from 2020 and before they’re hilarious
This is like being with a group of friends you've never let meet eachother all getting together and talking sh*t about everything and everyone. Great cast.
Happy for Tim that his parents finally accept him for who he is
Finally we’ve got it, we’ve got it done
That Bert line about the kids was too legit
For real
It made me chuckle lmao
Tim might hate Austin, but he is killing it when he is in Rogan's or YMHs studio. Only 10 minutes in, but he goes full throttle in this one.
Tim hates every city, even New York. And that's the point. The thing he hates most about Austin is how locals won't shit on their own city like New Yorkers do.
Heyyyyy Juliaaaaaa
*Full Trottle
He needs to move to Round Rock where the civilized people live
@@DekkarJr beat me to it mommy. Lol
Tim and Tom are such a great combo. Such an unexpected power duo!
Yeah when Tom can talk lol
It’s really just Tim. Christina had some good comments, but not necessarily funny. Tom ain’t it.
This episode needs to be mandatory listening for everyone. Basically, "you're not 100% right, check your ego, compromise, and live your life."
this one felt like a Tim therapy session, like he was talking to the parents he always wanted
Yeah I've never seen him so serious before. It was really endearing to be honest.
Tim needs to get Tom Cruise and Leah Remini on the podcast. Duel interview. Make it happen.
Did you mean Leah Thomas, the female swimmer with the cock?
That would be awesome. What if Tim actually pulled it off?👍
Dual. But duel would be sick too.
Make it a duel and give Leah a .44 magnum. tie Tom up, gag him and put a hood over his head
@@evanabbott2737 The church of Scientology and Tom Cruises' lawyers are filing suits against both of you for merely suggesting this.
Having Nadav laughing in the back was good for Tim. Having a laugh man on the pod makes him perform.
You cracked the code my friend.. I stopped listening after the previous genuine laugh from the back/forefront was removed for whatever reason... That combo/ratio of word:laugh is beyond any formula than can just be replicated reading words on a page
Tim harvest human energy like a vampire but then multiplies it 10x
10000%
He was a little extra no ?
It’s the most annoying shit ever, dude need doesn’t need a mic to obnoxious laugh and dumb shit. Ruins it
"It's all performative and everyone's gonna kill each other."
I couldn't love this man more lol
"If I had kids, I would want to spend a lot of time with them, like Bert"
I love you, Timmy.
This was Tims best podcast in a long time I can remember. Good to see these three studs all laughing so hard
The 2 previous ones were really good as well
Christina is far from a stud, comedy-wise
@@askmemum cool take bro!
@jackb is that your response every time someone says something that is true?
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull no only when someone says something obviously not true and based in bias.
Ayo let’s pray this means we’re gonna see Tim on ymh next week 🙌
I know right?!
It's gonna be 2 months from now
Half a year later though
How funny would it be if he wasn’t and he just showed up to their studio like we’re doing MY show, Tom, MY showwww!
What would be the damn difference? This is literally recorded there
As someone who has watched Ymh and timmy for literally thousands of hours, this episode really warms my heart. Thank you for this blessing! Also hearing nadav in the back has itched a scratch I didn't know I had it was too perfect.
If you've listened to YMH for thousands of hours how is this the first time you've noticed the human laugh track? Stolen valor.
@@8thlvlMage no man, I meant hearing nadav laugh specifically at Tim's jokes, not in general lol
@@nicolejaurequi8369 I understand what you meant, feels like the smoothest crossover
44:27 looking sharp in Joker 2
Its crazy to know now hes talking about Joker 2 at 45:00 which is hilarious
God this was a good one , when Tim starts getting laughs he just runs with it so hard I love it
Tim came out swinging! My two favorite comedy podcasts together at last!
Yep Tim Dillon is my Lord and savior!
Same! To complete this for me, throw in Theo.
Are people who hate comment triggered liberals? ... I’m genuinely confused by the whole idea. Seems .. hmm, terrible.
@Sam spam cry
Tim went on YMH what feels like 3 years ago now. Great ep
31:35 this is quite possibly the best rant ever from Tim Dillon and it’s still going. Legend.
The icing on the cake is the guy laughing his ass off in the background
Loved watching Tom and Christina watch Tim interview himself 😂 it seemed like Tim was nervous and clearly looks up to them so it was endearingly narcissistic rather than annoying ❤❤❤❤ Tim you’re still my favorite person on Earth of all time, I’d watch celebrities listening to you interview yourself all day long!
You do realize he will never read your comment, right? Talk about narcissism.
@@jds6821 did someone piss in your cheerios..
My mom used to refer to my brother as her number 1 and I was always number 2. Really encouraging, heartwarming stuff. And my dad is also a suuuper self centered, selfish boomer. I will definitely be buying Tim’s book. This was excellent.
I hope that you were first born. That would be hilarious.
I was #2 as well until I grew up to be way more successful than my older brother, then my mom switched up
My sister was the accident, i was the mistake..or so i was told 😂
The boomer is an interesting breed. Definitely the worst generation of parents. They’ll say they tried their hardest but we know they didn’t
Agreed. "But first.. a child" is absolutely incredible and hilarious. Gonna have to pre-order it right now
perfect combo. tim is insane. tom and christina are game for anything. seriously...give me this all...the...time.
Im in a tent in the middle of nowhere blue ridge mountains, on an air mattress, high as a kite and this is whats going lull me to sleep
If the woods go silent snd something says your name, you didn't hear that.
Watch out for those interdimensional sasquatch, I hear they're rough customers.
I think this might be one of his best ones yet. And that is hard to say because he puts out some real heavy hitters.
Tom and Christina referring to old people as ‘basset hounds’ never gets old 😩💀
Seeing some of my favorite comics on a Saturday night is like a warm hug. With a side of whiskey & weed. Keep on kids
Get help, people love you ❤️
one of the best podcasts i listened to this year
This felt like when you are visiting your best bud, and he’s busy getting ready, but he still lives at home, and you have to talk to his parents.
Tom's wife was definitely flicking the bean under the table to tim😂😂😂😂😂
Tim mentions he never got that “big break” in acting when he was a kid. I’m personally grateful that path didn’t work out for him. I’m not sure we’d have the same Tim today if it had. What a legend, he’s going to go out with the best of them.
Tim is a beautiful soul.
Well Tim was already top tier but he hasn't scratched the surface of his success. He just keeps getting funnier and proves it every five minutes tops for the entire duration of this podcast.. that's crazy. I think he's right under Bill Burr and Bill is 18 years his senior give or take. When Tim turns 40 it's lights out. He's going to be the funniest comedian of his generation. He's light years ahead mentally.
Difference is Bill Burrs standup is 10x better
@@gerryz8216 oh you sweet summer child
Bill Burr honestly isn't particularly funny these days, I hope Tim doesn't become Bill Burr….
@@gerryz8216 burr went to 💩 a long while back.
Podcast wise - Tim eats Burr for breakfast (2n breakfast), stand up, not so much
Im glad Nadav was able to provide a good laugh track for Tim.
My god, it got super annoying, after a while.
I swear every time I see Tim do something with other comedians they are always laughing super hard. Dude is different when it comes to podcasting
This is the best podcast to listen to passing out after eating a dominos pizza from the only thing open next to the bar located near the street where the van I'm sleeping in is parked. Living through the collapse with Tim Dillon!
I wish you well.
*Tee-off*
Let me just say you are the best podcaster in the game rn. Actually nuts how good your content is Tim
I'm five minutes in the podcast and already this hits hard on my heart, with every week that i listen to Tim i start to realize that tim is my cult leader and i'm ok with that.
@@chriswaring3783 dude if tim told me: "hey you mutherfucker needyo drink a gallon of kool-aid a day" i'm gonna do it, tim is my savior and burn krystals can go and cook some shity food in a show LOL
It hit hard on my heart listening to him speak so poorly about his mentally ill mom.
So hard I'm a telescope right now. Full extend.
@@thatgreenslime9517😂😂😂
@@brandonboykin9228 James Webb space TELESCOPE
This was so much fun. Please do more together, what a blast that ended too quick. So keen on the book. Love you Timmy xx
the tim dillon show could not be a more accurate name for this podcast 🤣 bro literally jus gets guests on to be a live listener and occasionally have an input 🤣
Tim just became my favorite comedian outa nowhere 😂😂
Awesome Episode Tim. Hilarious having the YMH crew there. Great job!
Enjoying the laughter in the background. I feel safe
I really hope Tim does a audio version of his book
Or maybe like a James Earl Jones type 😂
he does have an audio book of it
It's on audible lol
You could always just read it. 🤷♂️
An audio version that Tim narrates. I'll only listen if he narrates it, his voice is too good to not to.
10:50 LMAO straight up Chris Farley
Tim, you are an absolute genius. This was an incredible performance. The real ones understand 🤙🏼
Tim is an antidote to chaos sometimes.
Tim and Christina need to do an ep together and only talk about their schizophrenic mothers
They did mostly already like a year ago
Bonus episode #171 on the Patreon
Nice to see Tim perform with some live audience. Pretty cool he's allowing Q&A too.
Nice of Christine and Tom to allow Tim to do most of the talking on this YMH episode.
So nice of them to let this new up and comer use their studio and editing staff for free.
Tam and Christine really looking out for the little guys!
I can’t wait to see Tim Dillon in a movie. I bet he’s a brilliant comedic actor.
I could see him in a new Stripes movie in the John Candy - Ox ..part! Tim is the only one that could pull it off
I could see him as an angry homeless heroin addict background actor. I think he could get the role in a few years.
@@jayweiss4378 I wish they remade "The burbs". Tim and the rogan crew would do a good job
It's an interracial porno
He mentioned being in a 2nd undisclosed movie, with a master director and one of the greatest actors in the world, and now I really hope he was referring to Killers of the Flower Moon.
Seeing Tim in a Scorsese movie, sharing a scene, however short, with Leo Di Caprio would be the highlight of the decade for me
Tim when he walks into any podcast studio:
*”I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW”*
Shout out to all my fellow sober friends who are always stoked for Timmy’s Saturday night uploads 😂
This is my first sober Saturday.....pleasure to be here
Majority of viewers are on crank
@@KCNicole so glad to have you!!!
@@KCNicole welcome to the pig trough ❤️
Here after 9.5 years 🎉
44:27 Tim talks about being in Joker 2
ive laughed out loud so many times and we are 10 mins in. Tim Tom TIna all together is mint
Tim’s getting a second chance at childhood in the latest installment of Tim Dillon Show
Saw the line up 👍 this gonna b pure GOLD 💯🔥 ... support from Auckland New Zealand 🙏😎
I discovered Tim through 2 Bears a couple years ago, and he's easily in my top 3 favorite podcasts now. And I saw him do standup in Baltimore last year. He's so god damned funny.
I could have watched and listened to them for hours. Tim gels really well with the jeans!
Thank you so much for this fantastic collaboration with 2 of the best podcasts out there🎉 twas a early birthday gift 🎁
I’m on the nj transit train rn from Penn station nyc back to jersey as per my regular commute and this could not have dropped at a better time. Bless u Tim Dillon and Tom and Christina.
I wish for you a golden haired marine to ensure safe travel namaste
Guys did you know how fun comedians are to hang out with? I’m glad I got another reminder
Truly the most incredible people on earth, and i love that they don't try to hide it, they'll constantly tell you how unique and amazing they all are
It’s also just so interesting when they talk to each other
Comedians are fucking unbearable lol
The only people that are cool and know how to interact with others.
Yo, but last night at the comedy cellar, [insert mildly funny comedians name] MURDERED on stage!! People were literally dying!! They had to bring in oxygen tanks! He Murrrrrddeeeerrrreedddd!
if Roseanne and Martha Stewart had a baby it would be Christina 😂❤
48:54 Its absolutely Joker 2
The YMH Tim Dillon combo is powerful
The man who makes weight loss and doing cocaine look fun is here with the moms. I love it. Great timing.
It takes great will to overcome the appetite-suppressing effects of cocaine to weigh as much as Tim does.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Tim Dillon is a national treasure 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Agreed.
International*
the guy laughing in the background kills me everytime! good stuff!
This was such a refreshing episode because I have boomer parents like Tim, Christina, and Tom (born in ‘62 and ‘63) and I’m 18 and can’t relate with my friends and see them live such a care free life because their parents are so chill and understanding while I have to deal with their 1960s-70s traditional Mexican beliefs and moral values in 2023
This is a treat. Much love Tim, and the whole gang at YMH.
Between this and Protect Our Parks 8 my sad weekend is full 👏
I need the boomer roast clipped for all my boomer relatives to see. 100% accurate
26:48 a comedian talking shit about people who constantly need approval
😂
46:00 so he was talking about Joker 2 here. 🤣
Lmao biggest Hollywood bomb of the year
The irony of tim talking about being on 59th with a bagel to ignore people, when he ignored ymh for the beach.
im dying. best podcast episode ever
This is one of the only times I can remember seeing Tim Dillon laugh hysterically at one of his own jokes @58:00
Tim is a miracle worker. He made even Tom and Christina funny. Talk about turning water to wine...
Tim making fun of Bert being a deadbeat was the funniest part of the pod. 🤣🤣🤣
Glad to see Tim and the YMH Network making amends after his accidentally forgetting about the Dr Drew podcast 😂
He also didn’t show for tigerbelly 400 th
Tim and Christina would actually be a good show.
damn haven't laughed that hard in AGES! the part where Tim tells the story about his dad praising him for not smoking them down to the filter ... i mean ... i just can't ... even writing this comment is making me remember that bit and i'm still laughing ...
Timmy Shots-Fired Dillion never disappoints. I can't wait for the book.
I would pay to watch/listen to these 3 every week. great pod can't wait to buy the book!!!
Tim has really supportive parents and I'm glad I got to see the family together
This episode was fucken hiiiiiiilarious.. back to back laughs the whole time!😂
Whoever is laughing SO HARD in background through this entire thing is making my life 😂😂😂😂😂
Nadav. Every ymh episode
13:34 Tim’s “ Are We Going for time or not ?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tim Dillion saying he’s a bad liar while having an entire series on fake business just sent me 🤣🤣
I'm absolutely buying Tim's book! The similarities between your childhood &mine are pretty interesting so far... (I'm the same age as Tim.) Great podcast, this one!
So nice to see Christina P take a break from living in the 1700's to join the podcast...