tim dillon really changed my life. i used to waste my time playing videogames,listening to music; now i waste my time playing videogames,listening to tim dillon.
Would love him being on the radio on GTA , I was convinced for years he was the guy on gardening with Maurice in San Andreas 😂 same kinda voice ?? Till a searched it and found out it's Andy dick 🤣🤣
Lol I was wondering what in our world of dystopian technocracy was that was. I’m surprised they didn’t make me consent to a COVID vaccine before viewing.
As little Tim looked down, there was not a pole It was now a self-eating bowel hole His dad smiled and said "son, if we looked too would your pussy excite us? Or is it green with necrotising fascitis?"
That's definitely false. I'm calling fake news. I've seen him take all of Churro, Burrito, and Aiden at the same time. I'm not talking just the tip. I'm saying the cream was really being stuffed in that donut. He lives his life one God-like degenerate superminute at a time.
I love that Tim didn't even follow through with the bit on the mortgage thing because he's legitimately outraged by it. Like he said, how do you even satirize this?
@carclain i mean, if you're just a tim fan sure it's not the normal mad rants and raves but if you're a fan of comedy it's enjoyable to watch any of them discuss life with their mentors and idols
@@codyhill6439 I’m a huge Colin Quinn fan. And that conversation was boring. If I never hear another comedian discuss the ‘biz’ or their ‘craft’ I’ll die happy.
@@nayaleezy There was a bit of that, true, but other stuff too... Norm Macdonald's magic, a movie idea Tim & Colin pitched to Netflix, Colin being cut from a Woody Allen movie, Tim nervous about being cut from Joker 2... Worth a listen if you can get past the comedians talking about being comedians chat.
I love you Tim Dillon , i was literally crying the 2nd half of the show..😂😂 i havent actually cried laughing in a long time dood!... THANK you brotha!!
That man got chopped up is a stones throw away from my moms old house. It’s in holiday, Florida, and I had to move about 15 years ago. A lot of my friends wound up dying from overdosing during the opioid pandemic. People were doctor shopping back when you could still do that and supporting a household with multiple scrips of “blues” there were billboards for doctors advertising that they could get you a script and the billboard say, “do you have the blues? Come down to so-and-so” my friend shot up in an abandoned house by himself, and died. the next-door neighbor wound up dying from overdosing one morning. I was working in healthcare, and people would come to me with medical questions. One guy had shot up into his ball sack, and it was purple and the size of a grapefruit. I pleaded with him to go to the emergency room, but he said he couldn’t because they would realize he was shooting up and miss using his pills and subsequently would lose his prescription, and the way he provides money for his family. Wound up, shooting himself in the head in the head in a Sam’s Club parking lot near where this guy got chopped up. That’s Holiday Florida! Tim hit me up. I got a million stories.
Thank you Tim for speaking out on real issues! You aren’t taking a side you’re taking a stand! Certain things need to be said. Kids need to be protected always.. They need to be left alone until they’re adults. 18 is still too young in my opinion. They can’t even buy tobacco until 21.. very backwards world we are living in.
I want to genuenly thank you. I'm going trough some stuff and can't concentrate on anything because of depressing thoughts and this episode somehow managed to help me relax a bit while meditating for an hour.
I listen to this Podcast through another service but i came on TH-cam just to comment THIS…. EPISODE 344 WAS A CLASSIC I WILL FIGHT YOU IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE ( i almost died in traffic while it was raining crying laughing )
One of the wealthiest women I've met was from Illinois, she owned an entire town and sold their buildings back to them as it grew but still owns the bank and a few blocks. One thing she told me was that jewelry and accessories are worthless, all of her diamonds were fake, but her chauffeur was real.
1:00:01 the idea of God being like "yep, nailed it" after that insane rant is so fucking funny. Best improv punchline I've heard in any podcast. I was dying.
I read that story about that delivery guy getting dismembered and it really disturbed me. Made me feel kind of sick when I’d think about it. Glad Tim talked about it and we can all have a good laugh about it now.
Fox should hire Tim to take over that Tucker time slot.
LMFAOOOOO I COULDNT AGREE MORE
Agreed.
So he is someone who will read a prompt like a monkey for a pay check? k
He would be fired immediately yes or yes
😂😂😂😂😂
tim dillon really changed my life. i used to waste my time playing videogames,listening to music; now i waste my time playing videogames,listening to tim dillon.
I started selling hgh in the Applebees parking lot thanks to the wisdom and guidance of the great Tim Dillon 🙏
I learned how to kill myself thanks to Tim Dillon
Would love him being on the radio on GTA , I was convinced for years he was the guy on gardening with Maurice in San Andreas 😂 same kinda voice ?? Till a searched it and found out it's Andy dick 🤣🤣
If you haven’t listened to some of his pods on the porch do yourself a favor and go back and listen
@How_To_SimplifiedStar Trek Online lol
You know it’s going to be a good episode when TH-cam asks if you are ok with inappropriate content😂😂😂. Let’s go Tim!
That warning is for the democrats
They didn't ask me, those rats already know
Lol I was wondering what in our world of dystopian technocracy was that was. I’m surprised they didn’t make me consent to a COVID vaccine before viewing.
What’s a pig to a hog? What’s a hog to a boar? What’s a boar to the hog on a trans kween
Nice country m8
You know it's gonna be a good episode when he's got his $26million sunglasses on...
I got fwonked in me butt last night and now it's real loose, I asked Jeeves but he's of no help
They were $80,000 not $26 mil
@@peterdembowy4459 thank you for that clarification…
@@peterdembowy4459 That was last week. Inflation is a bitch.
Inflation doesn't change the fact that he spent $700 on some fancy PitVipers
Last 10-20 minutes is golden gold Tim. Please never leave us Pig
That last twenty minutes was absolute gold. Best of moment for sure.
The snail puss bro i teared up
Lol he went off.... I was gaming and was like dammmmnnn he was still talking about his fake son having a pussy after 10 minutes 😆 🤣 😂
Thank you Tim you’ve inspired me to take my 13 year like to the gender clinic to trans today (she didn’t want to but I wanted a son)
He!***
Based!
@@dickjohnson9582 you don't know that
@@TRG29338 my offspring identifies as alien/bug self, like any healthy person.
@@twistedfocus try to use person(s) next time. Some of us are non-individualized and/or multi-conscious.
“You’re p@$$y killed my son!” - thanks dude. You made me laugh my ass off with that bit.
I have came back to listen to the final monologue so many times and it only gets better
Tim needs to write a children’s book, “My Bowel Vaglna Got Sick”
My Son's Bowel Vagina...
It would be read to kids at one of the drag queen library events in any blue city lmao.
As little Tim looked down, there was not a pole
It was now a self-eating bowel hole
His dad smiled and said "son, if we looked too would your pussy excite us?
Or is it green with necrotising fascitis?"
😂
New Merch Idea. Old man banging on hospital doors. "Your puss killed my son".😂😂 I would pay $200 for that sweatshirt.
I wonder if the Romans had such an articulate commentator at the end.
The “My Son’s Green Pussy” bit was fucking magical.
Tim really shines brightest when the subject matter is the absolute darkest
I spent the first 36 years of my life in Southern California and I've never heard the "CA dream" described so accurately.
We need a Tim and Tucker podcast, call it TNT. Make it happen boys
The world won’t allow it but that’s an amazing idea
Tim tells way way more truth than Tucker. straight up. Tim's not a bowtie bitch fascist
Tim Dillon with, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson and Kanye...we can dream
Genius
@@leeland446 You forgot Tate, the world would collapse in on itself.
“Your pussy killed my son” 🤣 You will always find the sweet spot to satirize something Tim, it’s your gift x
Tim's salient housing insight is the real reason for my subscription
Para mi,
Lo mismo
Not the "Your puss killed my son" Merch 😂 I would pay a mortgage down payment for that merch sweatshirt.
Thank you to the dawg for blessing us with an episode on this fine Saturday
MSSP fan spotted
Can gays be dawgs tho i thought it was a hetero thing
How great is our God?
Tucker, Tim & Don Lemon should start a podcast
Tim time with Tucker and the Don!
Naw Don is starting a redpill podcast where he roasts a panel of woman who are past their prime.
Tim lives his life a Quarter-Churro at a time.
2 Fat 2 Furious
It doesnt matter if you win by an inch or a churro, winning is winning- nom turreto
@@MrBiggerdaddio Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Churros with sugar coated engines. *Sugar coated* , NomNom!
That's definitely false. I'm calling fake news.
I've seen him take all of Churro, Burrito, and Aiden at the same time. I'm not talking just the tip.
I'm saying the cream was really being stuffed in that donut. He lives his life one God-like degenerate superminute at a time.
Tim just created the greatest sitcom idea ever
I love that Tim didn't even follow through with the bit on the mortgage thing because he's legitimately outraged by it. Like he said, how do you even satirize this?
Shows you how fuckin serious this situation is..
Sometimes I forget how funny Tim is. Funniest person on the planet
His rants are the best
Im 15 mins in. Tim when you are on fire you really are the funniest person alive
Full sunglasses Tim returns after an intelligent converstion with Colin Quin, the great duality of every man on full display
A boring conversation with Colin Quinn*
@carclain i mean, if you're just a tim fan sure it's not the normal mad rants and raves but if you're a fan of comedy it's enjoyable to watch any of them discuss life with their mentors and idols
@@codyhill6439 goddamn right
We need him plus Chrissy Distefano for a Glasses off
@@codyhill6439 I’m a huge Colin Quinn fan. And that conversation was boring.
If I never hear another comedian discuss the ‘biz’ or their ‘craft’ I’ll die happy.
Tim is a God damn national treasure and we all need to protect him at all costs!
This episode put me in tears 😂
And this is the best Dillon masterpiece in quite some time.
I've listened to the last 20 min of this episode so many times. Best rant of all time 😂
The reflection coming off those million dollar glasses is brighter than my future
Colin Quinn chat was good but Tim's at his free flowing mad genius best solo. Glad to see he's brought his A-game today 😎
Let me guess they talked about what it's like being a comic...
@@nayaleezy There was a bit of that, true, but other stuff too... Norm Macdonald's magic, a movie idea Tim & Colin pitched to Netflix, Colin being cut from a Woody Allen movie, Tim nervous about being cut from Joker 2... Worth a listen if you can get past the comedians talking about being comedians chat.
Phenomenal show last night in Portland! The energy Tim brought to the stage absolutely crushed it!
This was probably the funniest episode of 2023 so far lmaoo
I love day drinking and seeing a new episode nice and early.🐐
Same just lit a bowl too
Yep
Naturday baby
You know it’s going to be a good episode when TH-cam doesn’t attach commercials to it.
The new sporadic posting technique has really added an element of unease to the show which I'm sure Tim enjoys.
The last half of this episode alone is more original and funny than the lifes work of chris Delia , Brendan and Burt put together
First time my fiancé listens to you and it’s the last 10 minutes of this rant. Good going, Tim!
Haha he’s still killing it. Off the cuff like no other solo podcast haha. Please don’t stop Tim
In the first 10 seconds I knew this was going to be a great episode
Timothy is putting the channel on the line 😂 The producers are laughing and also sending out resumes for when "This channel is no longer available"
TH-cam on my tv did not let's me watch the episode. It didn't matter what I tried. 😂😂 I have to watch it through my phone. Lmao
Finally a solo show. Feel free to drop those guest shows off on the dark and dank highway truckstop where they came from.
I love you Tim Dillon , i was literally crying the 2nd half of the show..😂😂 i havent actually cried laughing in a long time dood!... THANK you brotha!!
That man got chopped up is a stones throw away from my moms old house. It’s in holiday, Florida, and I had to move about 15 years ago. A lot of my friends wound up dying from overdosing during the opioid pandemic. People were doctor shopping back when you could still do that and supporting a household with multiple scrips of “blues” there were billboards for doctors advertising that they could get you a script and the billboard say, “do you have the blues? Come down to so-and-so” my friend shot up in an abandoned house by himself, and died. the next-door neighbor wound up dying from overdosing one morning. I was working in healthcare, and people would come to me with medical questions. One guy had shot up into his ball sack, and it was purple and the size of a grapefruit. I pleaded with him to go to the emergency room, but he said he couldn’t because they would realize he was shooting up and miss using his pills and subsequently would lose his prescription, and the way he provides money for his family. Wound up, shooting himself in the head in the head in a Sam’s Club parking lot near where this guy got chopped up. That’s Holiday Florida! Tim hit me up. I got a million stories.
Ah, just the story I wanted to hear Tim cover to unwind after finishing my doordash shift lol 2:35
He’s got the best marketing strategy…
Quick episodes sporadically posted so the fans are scratching for that next hit. Shit slaps
got my 6th pfizer booster, ready to roll baby
49:53 I picked a strange episode to introduce my parents and grandparents to your show.. but I stand by my decision
The funniest pod I've heard In a long time. 😂😂😂😂
“I don’t want my sons p*ssy to get infected” 44:50
I’m dying
Thank you Tim for speaking out on real issues! You aren’t taking a side you’re taking a stand! Certain things need to be said. Kids need to be protected always.. They need to be left alone until they’re adults. 18 is still too young in my opinion. They can’t even buy tobacco until 21.. very backwards world we are living in.
Every week he is wearing a different Power Ranger visor that costs our rent
I want to genuenly thank you. I'm going trough some stuff and can't concentrate on anything because of depressing thoughts and this episode somehow managed to help me relax a bit while meditating for an hour.
It was a little difficult eating salmon sushi during the gangrenous pussy bit but I'm a true fan and I powered through it
Trooper
One of the best eps in a long time. It's infinitely funnier when it's hilarious and true.
Tim is like the shop/gym teacher we needed but never had
Bro! Thank you for these videos. You've rapidly become my favorite comedian. 😆💯🙏
Yo vm! I didn't know you were a Tim D fan. I like you even more now. Maybe you can make a video together
@Gold Kid that would be amazing
Vet! Lmao we are all showing up at the same time. I agree, I like you more now.
Hell yes.
@@goldkidking we in here!!!
37:35 Beginning of the greatest podcast rant of all time
I listen to this Podcast through another service but i came on TH-cam just to comment THIS…. EPISODE 344 WAS A CLASSIC I WILL FIGHT YOU IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE ( i almost died in traffic while it was raining crying laughing )
My favorite episodes, by far, are when it’s just Tim.
Gotta love the irony of Timmy decrying the prices of Coachella whilst wearing the $5k+ sunglasses.Never change,Piggy ❤
One of the wealthiest women I've met was from Illinois, she owned an entire town and sold their buildings back to them as it grew but still owns the bank and a few blocks. One thing she told me was that jewelry and accessories are worthless, all of her diamonds were fake, but her chauffeur was real.
*80k sunglasses
@@lordfordification hell ya dude
I’ve never had to stop eating in the middle of listening to Tim, but this Ralph story was very whispering eye opening
THIS is the most hilarious episode ever. I've never laughed at Tim's show like that! I LOVE YOU PIG! ❤
ive had enough 9:24 , i spit out my food. tim dillion ads are gold
WOW this one was a BEAST 🤣😂 OH MY GOSH fucking hilarious 🤣👏🏼
"How late was this guy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In case you were wondering, Tim is still #1 and it's no joke out there.
The last 20mins IS PURE GOLD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Huge fan of this guys work. Would love to see him come to Glasgow 🏴
He was here last year.
Watched this for the second time. Still straight up fire.
Also Tim please come back to Australia! We adore you over here.
Thanks for the hilarious show in Portland last night! The kid who opened was very funny too.
Thank you for coming to Portland. I really enjoyed your show. I hope you enjoyed yourself.
Tim’s view on the push for transitioning children is incredible and profound
1:00:01 the idea of God being like "yep, nailed it" after that insane rant is so fucking funny. Best improv punchline I've heard in any podcast. I was dying.
Tim is the perfect mix of Rosie O’Donnell, Jay Leno and a busy early 2000s soccer mom in the body of a young hip gay Millennial.
No
@@boot2themoon it’s as accurate of a description that you could possibly get.
@@xKarenWalkerx Rosie O’Donnell and Leno? Are you kidding me? His demeanor is nothing like either.
@@boot2themoon their comedic style, busy soccer mom personality. These are all east coast types…he reminds me of my history teacher from Philly…
As someone who lost an eye to injury, I found your "someone may lose an eye" comment fricken HILARIOUS!! If I was in Cali I'd walk that shit!!
Yay no guest! Nothing is better than a podcast of just pure, unedited Tim! ❤
Dude, you are killing me…😂😂😂…my dog died yesterday…thanks for the healing! Appreciate ya!✌🏼😊
Ahhh a bowl, a beer, and some rants. Thanks Tim!
Best joke at the end was dying laughing at the joke😂🤣💀
Tim, you are awesome by yourself.
You have outdone yourself Tim. That pussy rant is the best🤣😭🤣😂🤣
We need more of this Tim!
This episode is gold Tim Gold! Thank you so much
I liked this one man show better, but he should have it at least twice a week, love the show
Amazing rants, Tim Dillon at his finest 🥳loved it
Ask not what Tim Dillon can do for you. Ask what you can do for fentanyl
Im 2 removed all of the copper's ahead of ya
"I want my son to leave a trail.... like a snail." That made me lol.
Tim Dillon = intellectual Patrick Star
Very true
@@ericzappone4423 lol responding very true to your own comment is weird
That ending was perfect.
It's one of those episodes that I think I don't know if I can ride this and then you land a perfect 10
As someone who saw Tim live in Feb, can confirm it’s worth risking great bodily harm or death to see him. Worrrrth it.
Best episode I've heard in s long time. Epic.
I can’t believe Box of Awesome gave Tim pancake mix and Derek Chauvins badge. I will be signing up immediately
tim reminds me of chris farley in so many ways . comedian style and look and even voice .
The Colin episode was great, love quinn and happy he’s still with us.
That rant at the end was pure gold!!
That florida bit is hilarious!😊 we love ya Tim
A classical, loved the every minute of it
I read that story about that delivery guy getting dismembered and it really disturbed me. Made me feel kind of sick when I’d think about it. Glad Tim talked about it and we can all have a good laugh about it now.
“Choke a pit bull”
My God, TD 🤣
Dammit Tim, got my earbud in giggling, family's like, wtf? 🤣 Green cooter lips guys, idk. LMAO