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  • @quitcallinmebill1699
    @quitcallinmebill1699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2572

    I don't understand how Ben still has a job with the way he treats Tim. Tim has a huge heart

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He’s way over the line on this podcast, really is being unreasonable not only that we had to wait how long for another one? Ben you son of a bitch

    • @koko969w
      @koko969w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      He is a saint, Ben is sort of being disrespectful

    • @yrocsemaj5832
      @yrocsemaj5832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Mother Teresa he is to deal with that kid..

    • @tommyoneill9761
      @tommyoneill9761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      It’s disgraceful, and quite frankly, disgusting. Tim is such a saint. God bless him.

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If he breaks that talking ban...Cris Jenner herself won't be able to save him.

  • @sirslaughter00
    @sirslaughter00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    Tim is a saint for dealing with Ben’s constant sabotage/hijinks

    • @yrocsemaj5832
      @yrocsemaj5832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Bible says rebellion is witchcraft. Ben needs to repent for his behavior;)

    • @Zgembo121
      @Zgembo121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scheming Ben

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zgembo121 You could say mercantilism brings him joy.

    • @moo-snuckle
      @moo-snuckle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      its sickening to see such non professionalism. peoples lives are at stake

    • @randyross5630
      @randyross5630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I haven't even watched yet and I'm already Outraged! Maybe we should stalk him, than wear his Skin as a Suit, and than Host the Show with Tim...

  • @s85593
    @s85593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    I saw Ben at the airport a while back. Told him I was a big fan of the show. Expressed how much I respected his professionalism and show prep. He proceeded to throw his Orange Dream Machine smoothie from Jamaba Juice in my face. I deserved it. He's a terror.

    • @Hippiespeedball
      @Hippiespeedball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That’s terrible, I hope you’re okay?? And why wasn’t something like that discussed in the podcast?! That must mean he does this on a weekly basis. What a horrible man, Ben Avery is.

    • @braidencrain846
      @braidencrain846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bens the antichrist 😂😭 I love these comment section

    • @knowledgeispower9736
      @knowledgeispower9736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ben is well known for keeping fans in line by telling them that "peasants are meant to be seen and not heard" as well as telling them how "worthless, filthy, and undeserving" they are. Then he tells you to get him another latte after he splashes you in the face with the one he had been drinking. Tim wearing sunglasses, baseball cap, and sports jacket silently watches with indifference.

    • @sumoblues
      @sumoblues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      this is an outright lie. Ben would've been way more hostile and belligerent.

    • @pedrosolitario6532
      @pedrosolitario6532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds legit

  • @kar9990
    @kar9990 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I miss these two together 😢

    • @ADHDSOPHIA
      @ADHDSOPHIA ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same its the saddest tv break up of all time 😭

  • @johnnyzaza
    @johnnyzaza ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "A white, fit man...the enemy" 🤣 🤣

  • @moorbilt
    @moorbilt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    Listening to Ben is like watching a magician fumble a card trick

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmaoo

    • @mjj789
      @mjj789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      so true

    • @GuyFue
      @GuyFue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @thabisomphahlele25
      @thabisomphahlele25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is gold 🤣🤣

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like watching David Blaine snap his neck.

  • @chubbyakajc
    @chubbyakajc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I love watching Tim shit on Ben, true friendship
    “That’s your word quota for the next couple episodes”

    • @jamesoncharles7815
      @jamesoncharles7815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To be fair, he was a bit mouthy during the start of this episode😂

    • @chubbyakajc
      @chubbyakajc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jamesoncharles7815 he’s truly a saint for dealing with his shenanigans

    • @imnotbenavery9220
      @imnotbenavery9220 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well this didn’t age well

  • @brentbarrus9754
    @brentbarrus9754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Tim cancelled the garden city show near me with no intent to reschedule. But hell, I like it when he plays hard to get.

    • @Editionsz
      @Editionsz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To play what, the revolution? For 8 people
      Hahahah no wonder

    • @publicalias8172
      @publicalias8172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@Editionsz Those 8 people are my friends, you should know what you said has brought pain to an already throbbing situation. Shame

    • @kkwi5252
      @kkwi5252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Stalk him, that’s what he wants.

    • @dremboys639
      @dremboys639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@publicalias8172 I hope Putin nukes the US so u can feel immense pain

    • @Editionsz
      @Editionsz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@publicalias8172 keep crying on the TH-cam comments, you might actually get somewhere lol shame

  • @versacestraitjacket3186
    @versacestraitjacket3186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Devan simply saying "No" when Tim asks him if he's tried the products is the funniest thing to me.

    • @cats-uk
      @cats-uk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Refreshing honesty

    • @aleks_rebisz
      @aleks_rebisz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      watch Norm looses sponsors for OG fucking with partnerships

    • @johnnada9058
      @johnnada9058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He makes the show so much better

    • @robb5744
      @robb5744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also the immediate acquiescent "ok" to the "but you will now" without breaking eye contact

    • @lamalam102
      @lamalam102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time?

  • @nate2435
    @nate2435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    A couple years from now, when cannibalism and local clans warring over stores of rat meat are the big issues of the day, I hope that Tim survives and is transmitting his show over shortwave radio to the Patreon subscribers still alive in the wasteland

    • @TheMagicJIZZ
      @TheMagicJIZZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fallout New Vegas style
      But Fallout palm springs

    • @codycox2465
      @codycox2465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3 DAWGGGG AWOOO

    • @manuelalonsodominguezvazqu2145
      @manuelalonsodominguezvazqu2145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would be the perfect show in the Apocalypse.

    • @isaactuuri6488
      @isaactuuri6488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fuck yes, HAM radio internet casting a video, its a thing, check it out

    • @reidsimonson
      @reidsimonson 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Half the episodes better be in the Ray Kump voice.

  • @waffleprince6717
    @waffleprince6717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    If Tim is smoking a cigarette you know it’s going to be good.

  • @shantavetyan4053
    @shantavetyan4053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Ben was so out of line this entire episode, it’s insane.
    Honestly one of the funniest and most wholesome podcasts yet. You guys r fucking killing it.

    • @shantavetyan4053
      @shantavetyan4053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would pay good money to see Ben just randomly roast tf out of Tim.

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, I noticed a bit of insolence with an underlying sense of flippant disregard. Tim has to reign that in or Ben's just going to get worse.

    • @shantavetyan4053
      @shantavetyan4053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@olliefoxx7165 lmao. He needs the belt AND the buckle.

  • @TakashiAmanoOriginal
    @TakashiAmanoOriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    It’s good to see Ben is drinking again

    • @patrickweir8382
      @patrickweir8382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Tim should start again as well

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@patrickweir8382 I can’t even imagine what Tim would be like doing this podcast drunk could he get better than he already is? Yes or yes? Would be glorious

    • @dustinwhiteside
      @dustinwhiteside 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It appears Ben has discovered cocaine and thinks very highly of himself. Tim needs to put him in his place

    • @aculasabacca
      @aculasabacca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dustinwhiteside I swear they were gaaked out a couple weeks ago.

    • @lam936
      @lam936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aculasabacca I’ve thought the same a few times super hard

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Tim should run for Mayor - you got my vote..

  • @charleshorner2122
    @charleshorner2122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    “Nothing brings inflation down like a Nuclear War”- Tim Dillon

  • @freeman7079
    @freeman7079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Been alone in the woods on mushrooms, this is exactly how I needed to come back to civilization.

    • @lukelmaooooo
      @lukelmaooooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      no one cares that you get high

    • @sheba134
      @sheba134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@lukelmaooooo I do

    • @vvhitepriest
      @vvhitepriest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@lukelmaooooo it’s good for you try it

    • @jme214
      @jme214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@lukelmaooooo you are a joke

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sounds like the perfect thing to come back to reality, travel to another dimension only to come back and listen to Tim rant and Ben treat him like shit

  • @hhouser9783
    @hhouser9783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Tim Dillion is the greatest pitch man ever. I listen to every single ad because I know it is going to be sick and twisted and yet another joke. It just doesn't stop with the fun.

    • @inyourwifesas1033
      @inyourwifesas1033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yay fun

    • @samsrt7647
      @samsrt7647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SO FUN 🤩

    • @Vladraac
      @Vladraac 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His Birddogs promo last podcast was GOLD!

    • @iwanttoliveinthewoods
      @iwanttoliveinthewoods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They used to be way way better 😈 some of the old magic spoon and better helps 🤯.

    • @hhouser9783
      @hhouser9783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iwanttoliveinthewoods "unchained from the radiator for Saturday morning cereal." I was friggin crying.

  • @kushfrancis37
    @kushfrancis37 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Revisiting this one after two or so years, and it’s truly a banger! Miss the good ole’ days a little bit, not gonna lie. Love you Tim!

  • @LimorG
    @LimorG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I feel like I light up a room a little bit" 🤣 Ben Avery is an icon

  • @kui_maina
    @kui_maina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Its 4AM in Kenya and i am on my night shift. Such a beautiful gift😭😭😭😭

  • @Icingde4th
    @Icingde4th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    The Pig delivereth

  • @Theiliteritesbian
    @Theiliteritesbian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Just saw Ben in real life - 7 feet away from me - can confirm he is a hansom dork - can confirm Tim wears a 2 year old faded black T on stage. Needs a go fund me. Wonderful time at the show - his opener is awesome rn btw - couldn't understand his name unf.

    • @kyletyler5675
      @kyletyler5675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sam tallent?

    • @nominonner
      @nominonner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Marcello Hernandez? Saw him in Nashville with Tim! Really good

    • @Witchesbloodclot
      @Witchesbloodclot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tim doesnt need a gofundme hunny

    • @gumble223
      @gumble223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes Sam tallent. Local denver comic Runs a great show with Nathan Lund called lucho libre and laughs. Best show in denver.

    • @Phogramo
      @Phogramo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Liberalismismentalillness I wonder what this guy does to destroy a shirt within 2 years 🤨 Gotta be wearing the casual clothes to work lmao

  • @joeyvaldeezy9611
    @joeyvaldeezy9611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I had to rewind Tim laughing at his own “do it quietly” joke a few times 😆😆. That might be the hardest I’ve seen him laugh.

  • @user-gp7mv8te4p
    @user-gp7mv8te4p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Just saw Tim in Denver tonight. It was my first comedy show of any kind but was an absolute 10/10. Tim is even funnier in person. I am not exaggerating when I say my mouth hurt at the end from laughing so much/hard

    • @bamafencer12
      @bamafencer12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here! Hilarious show, except for the douchey line cutters. Had fun though.

  • @disconnected22
    @disconnected22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Sound of Devin’s voice, Tim visibly smoking....warm porch memories ❤️

    • @pjom4191
      @pjom4191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that was way better than this studio

    • @disconnected22
      @disconnected22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t mind the new studio - that “Coast to Coast AM” feeling

  • @emthreadgold
    @emthreadgold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I just got back from seeing Tim in Denver where he CRUSHED taping his special. Great seeing you tonight Tim!

    • @bossracing3387
      @bossracing3387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whens that taping coming out ??

    • @Jakem763
      @Jakem763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bossracing3387 prob early summer usually they come out 2 months after filming

    • @I69urmom
      @I69urmom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m going to Chicago!

    • @yungdolphin9130
      @yungdolphin9130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow.. congrats

    • @Jakem763
      @Jakem763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yungdolphin9130 Wow.. “Yung Dolphin” 🐬

  • @johnstone7758
    @johnstone7758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Tim gives me an “unclaimed son of Donald Trump” kind of vibe.

    • @mynamesjeff347
      @mynamesjeff347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Holy shit you might be right

    • @amelia0018
      @amelia0018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!

    • @mjj789
      @mjj789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That is the vibe, so he gets tons of young male conservatives only for them to find out he supports free healthcare, ending the wars, building, infrastructure, is gay, and said he was going to vote for Bernie if he was the candidate + etc etc.

    • @mjj789
      @mjj789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And this is all things he actually believes for any random charlie kirk fan stumbling through this comment section thinking its a joke

    • @jakehall6211
      @jakehall6211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He sounds like him

  • @ranettleton8806
    @ranettleton8806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Each podcast Ben looks more and more like Jeffrey Dahmer

    • @ericzellershow
      @ericzellershow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best comment! Lmao

    • @rizvaldo7209
      @rizvaldo7209 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is so good I wish I could hit you

  • @jonfarrell7473
    @jonfarrell7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You are a nightlight Ben, with a broken sensor that flickers on and off erratically. Majestic.

  • @xneilz
    @xneilz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Laying on the floor listening to Tim waiting for my oxy to kick in so I can go to my job washing dishes and smoking cigarettes for 12 hours

    • @Skrenja
      @Skrenja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      You're living the life. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

    • @KIDWALT
      @KIDWALT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same, only I’m a line cook

    • @Zgembo121
      @Zgembo121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hang in there bud… not easy stuff there but hang in there

    • @andrewlee1573
      @andrewlee1573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just quit after you spend all your money don't move to H. You will get there just take the first option. Enjoy

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Man, I’d get out of it before you end up with a needle in your arm.
      I thought I’d never switch over to heroin, but once you’re addicted and realize how cheap it is, it’s gonna be hard to turn down.
      Quit now if you can.
      And if you can’t, fuck it. Enjoy yourself. But give quitting a try.

  • @doctorpresident5681
    @doctorpresident5681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I wasn't aware the Azov Battalion is singing at the Grammys. That's wild. Honestly not surprised though.

    • @sgtwrench69
      @sgtwrench69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope he was joking

    • @jaycourtel4478
      @jaycourtel4478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sgtwrench69 no but Zelensky is lol

    • @sgtwrench69
      @sgtwrench69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jaycourtel4478 He shut down 11 opposition parties and closed down all TV to have one state media outlet

    • @nami-swan7394
      @nami-swan7394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sgtwrench69 the country is on martial law dumb dumb. And most of the politicians ran away..

    • @tclements8331
      @tclements8331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sgtwrench69 total war derp

  • @jameshattawayart4451
    @jameshattawayart4451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love it when Tim has multiple hostages! You can even hear one whimpering in the background🤗

  • @tech1238
    @tech1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    As soon as i saw the lighter in Tim’s hand, i knew everything was going to be ok

  • @yourstepdadism
    @yourstepdadism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love Tim’s clean transition from explaining the terrors of war to promoting ExpressVPN

  • @Lawn-Stewards
    @Lawn-Stewards 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Omg the yemen segment had me crying in laughter. “Looks like a scene out of the bible” 🤣

    • @remingtonfrog3170
      @remingtonfrog3170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤭😅 Fu*ck i was laughing too.

    • @JimmyMcGillsg
      @JimmyMcGillsg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus I almost died laughing days later i still cant stop laughing when i think about it i screen recorded that part and send it to all my friends

    • @ronyolo8419
      @ronyolo8419 ปีที่แล้ว

      Favorite TD joke to this day

  • @tigerdragonmartialarts2172
    @tigerdragonmartialarts2172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    God really poured out his whole bag of “Sassy Antagonist” into Tim Dillon and didnt share it with anyone else

  • @Wanderer-uc1sj
    @Wanderer-uc1sj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Tim Dillon is the only comedian that genuinely makes me laugh out loud pretty much non-stop.

    • @Deezzznutttzzzx
      @Deezzznutttzzzx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim Dillion Andrew Schultz Andrew santino funniest right now

    • @johnbags2525
      @johnbags2525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Manu….what time does the school bus pick u up Tom sweetheart?

    • @laurab972
      @laurab972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I listen to him at houses I clean.Sweet lady tells me how cute I sound laughing in the next room.If only she knew what I was laughing at.😂

  • @sonsofanarchy38
    @sonsofanarchy38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love the longer podcasts. Tim's podcast is now my go to over Rogan.

  • @dewmontain123
    @dewmontain123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "The nazis were bad guys but they werent inefficient like imagine a nazi run steak house" that shit had my dying 🤣

    • @aberwood
      @aberwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some nice Argentinian beef 😉

    • @johnbags2525
      @johnbags2525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heard they killer on the grill/oven

    • @Originalchili
      @Originalchili 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnbags2525 yea they have real nice cattle cars too

  • @andrewarszawa7700
    @andrewarszawa7700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    When Tim is smoking a good ol ' cigarette you just know it's going to be a amazing episode

    • @fortusvictus8297
      @fortusvictus8297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      With the coffee cup ashtray...just like my pappy did it.
      ...super classy

    • @CPerez-sx9rd
      @CPerez-sx9rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol k

  • @godsglizzy2232
    @godsglizzy2232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    It's crazy how addicted I am to Tim's pod. Ive had the shakes for like a week almost. 😂

    • @Coolasheck
      @Coolasheck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the $5 patreon is very worth it 👀 better episodes imo

    • @GonzoGolf
      @GonzoGolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not me, got my fix from the 5$ Patreon level which is beyond worth it, act like a true fan and BUCK UP

    • @BrownOpsLeak
      @BrownOpsLeak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Losers pay money on patreon

    • @kylerwin
      @kylerwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BrownOpsLeak We are Proud Pigs

    • @johnford902
      @johnford902 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BrownOpsLeak feels like winning

  • @Matt-cu6qf
    @Matt-cu6qf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Oh thank god Tim uploaded. My weekend sucked so far.

    • @yrocsemaj5832
      @yrocsemaj5832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes Matt

    • @tommyoneill9761
      @tommyoneill9761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hated it that there wasn’t one last weekend. Pissed me off.

  • @pjkokos
    @pjkokos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Greatest Tim Dylan line ever "they bring these guys up from steerage", the younger generation has no clue what the hell that means that's why I can appreciate it it was hilarious.

  • @jodrizzly1766
    @jodrizzly1766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Clean Conscious" Colbert quickly transitioned to pandering his electric car without thinking about who mines those lithium ion batteries.

    • @OnPointFirearms
      @OnPointFirearms 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And without a basic understanding of economics and where electricity actually comes from-- and how the current grid couldn't even support everyone transitioning to electric vehicles. He's such a moron-- and he fancies himself an intellectual.

    • @rawheadrex1972
      @rawheadrex1972 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup. Hollywood hypocrisy at its finest.

  • @TheCosmicFreeway
    @TheCosmicFreeway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Tim is the GOAT, but this show doesn't exist without Ben...yes or YES?

    • @RESTORED_REPUBLIQ
      @RESTORED_REPUBLIQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed

    • @lukelmaooooo
      @lukelmaooooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what do you gain by baiting out hollow interaction. it's not like they run ads on TH-cam comments.

    • @stubstunner
      @stubstunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@lukelmaooooo Fake Business... Duh.

    • @knifeteeth
      @knifeteeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It'd be a real knife fight out there for Ben.

    • @jcrowleyguitarpage2
      @jcrowleyguitarpage2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tim could do this standing in a closet facing the wall w the lights off hung upside down and ball gagged and that's just the first five minutes

  • @jamesmcdonald2244
    @jamesmcdonald2244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Even if the whole “Ben being shit at his job and not paying attention” is just a bit don’t stop, it’s fucking hilarious.

    • @hypotheticallywhatiskyle
      @hypotheticallywhatiskyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it is just a bit - Tim has confessed on other episodes and podcasts that Ben is his best friend and basically orchestrates his life

    • @ryanp6999
      @ryanp6999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hypotheticallywhatiskyle you still thinking the same thing?

  • @ynothnaitaneneb7113
    @ynothnaitaneneb7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I guess Betterhelp really likes the way Tim represents their service. Amazing.

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "A clean conscience is worth a buck or two"
    "No its not"
    There's the fundamental difference between someone with morals and someone who doesn't. Tim's honest enough to say that while Colbert is saying it just because he's in front of a camera.

  • @tylerkuber2579
    @tylerkuber2579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I always hate when rich people buy first class tickets for their poor family. They didn't earn it and they stink.

    • @Teepin_N_Creepin
      @Teepin_N_Creepin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poetry

    • @tg007ful
      @tg007ful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed...Downstairs with the baggage and animals would be more appropriate

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tg007ful What are you, a socialist? They can cling to the wing like the gremlins they are.

    • @doomsdayprofit5779
      @doomsdayprofit5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your fault for not having a PJ, you poor

  • @Luketc7
    @Luketc7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was going through withdrawals last week not having a new episode

    • @MattAndTaniaKlecker
      @MattAndTaniaKlecker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Listen to more podcasts

    • @apmac6723
      @apmac6723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same but that was just from heroin

  • @ctg4818
    @ctg4818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Tim's Whitney Cumming's impression was spot on about podcasters making it about them lol

  • @gansita1983
    @gansita1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Devans channel has become one of my faves. Good stuff

    • @reynam2576
      @reynam2576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's hilarious! Can't believe I didn't find his channel sooner

  • @knownchiller4976
    @knownchiller4976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “I refuse to do business with Disney…. until they let people wear the trans Micky pin in the haunted house” 😂☠️

  • @linzbrad13
    @linzbrad13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Tim is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It isn't a podcast with Tim Dillon if this comment isn't posted

    • @Boilerball1120
      @Boilerball1120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If the Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell disappears in November so do you!!!!

    • @randyross5630
      @randyross5630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am a Reprogrammed Terminator Sent Back in Time by the Grand Clan Ross, which is Clan Ross in your Time, which is all the Gentry from the Great Clan Ross, and in the Days and Before of the War Master of Scotland, the Chief of Clan Arias the 1st Earl of Ross Fearchar the Son of the Priest was known as Clan Arias! To Destroy Tim Dillon for Turning the World Gay Via his Humor!

    • @Jdowling357
      @Jdowling357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Boilerball1120 WALK INTO TACO BELL WITH A GUN! LMAO!!!

    • @langs089
      @langs089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@livewiiiiire Or the GTA radio channel post. Haven't seen it yet ..

  • @deadlymassacre1
    @deadlymassacre1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    ben is like a kerosene lamp gently lighting up the studio

    • @Zgembo121
      @Zgembo121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      His gentle heart warming up the room

    • @blakeblack9892
      @blakeblack9892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Gives me the kid from UP vibes

    • @chrisom4699
      @chrisom4699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @alex-qd6of
      @alex-qd6of 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A flickering lamp, running low on kerosene, and smelling of another man's vomit...

    • @flusterzero
      @flusterzero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ben is dead

  • @Loveinthemist11
    @Loveinthemist11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Postponing taking my ambien to be coherent as possible for this one. Tim’s buttery voice is better than any drug anyways.

    • @MFJoneser
      @MFJoneser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why did this comment simultaneously make me feel cozy comfy and in danger

    • @LuckyLuch1
      @LuckyLuch1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nothing better then some Tim and a hot load of H.

    • @grunge-mb9sb
      @grunge-mb9sb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LuckyLuch1 i have never heard heroin as a hot load interesting

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You should take your ambien and listen to this to help keep you awake and strap in for a wild ride..

    • @Loveinthemist11
      @Loveinthemist11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roymakescomics next week 😏

  • @hal312
    @hal312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    depression stalled for an hour, thank goodness

  • @ambassador8524
    @ambassador8524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:04:13
    “Do it quietly”-Rick Caruso
    “I love life”-Rick Caruso
    “The only dangerous people will be the cops”-Rick Caruso
    “I’m already rich”-Rick Caruso

  • @mayboy128
    @mayboy128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I haven’t seen Tim laugh this hard ever! Such a funny episode!!!

  • @masoncarter7333
    @masoncarter7333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Tim looks like a 'retired' CIA agent attending a rock concert,
    Yes or Yes.

    • @z.bongerman1062
      @z.bongerman1062 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're making him seem way too cool. Looks like a fat east coast comedian in a sweat shirt to me.

    • @mika274
      @mika274 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @Sky_Bridge
    @Sky_Bridge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Tim Dillon Show* is my Meet the Press / Face the Nation

  • @macky181
    @macky181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The only show worth watching as soon as it drops.

  • @j.dproblems2011
    @j.dproblems2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love when you have Devan or Ray on the show.. Hilarious as usual

  • @meganklobchar7014
    @meganklobchar7014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I haven't laughed this hard at Tim's podcast in awhile. I think Tims older podcasts are the funniest when he was doing them outside at a table. The episodes about how to be popular, bomb Disneyland, this episode reminded me of one of those I love when he's with this Devan guy he brings the best out of Tim. I am pretty sure Devan is the one Tim tells his Uber story too which is the funniest wildest story ever. Devans reaction to Tim's Google research is perfect. So funny. Tim going on his podcast recently was hilarious. I discovered Tim years ago after he did theos podcast with Logan Paul (funniest podcast online) I became obsessed with Tim after. He was so funny I loved watching him blow up. I just felt like the passed six months he lost the passion for this podcast. I don't know to me it just wasn't as funny as it was when I first discovered it. I am happy to see him hanging out with his old friends having fun like I said it brings the best out of Tim. I hope this continues for future episodes.
    P.s. Anyone who is new to this podcast or hasn't heard all the episodes I recommend listening to the one called "low cost high quality "
    It's the funniest one . It's on TH-cam but there isn't a video. It's still good. 💯

    • @tendeedestroyer7297
      @tendeedestroyer7297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Success has made him less funny. He needs to lose all his money in a bitcoin scam... Then all the podcasts will be funny again

    • @kr50401
      @kr50401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The absolute BEST thing was the better help ad in the life in the big city episode!

    • @kr50401
      @kr50401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh and also hilarious was the politically incorrect restaurant idea he had… lmao the kids get crayons to draw prophet Muhammad cartoons… you take a shot at killing jfk, absolutely brilliant

  • @REfanforlife
    @REfanforlife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    when timmy is ripping heaters it just makes the whole video presentation that much better

  • @kkwi5252
    @kkwi5252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I think Tim Dillon is the only guy that makes the jokes me (a dark humoured British doctor) and my Russian wife (a well educated and well travelled hottie) make behind closed doors.
    May be super niche, but bless you for bringing levity to a shitty time ✌🏽
    See you when you perform in London next week, got tickets bay-bay! ❤️

  • @samuelthomson1004
    @samuelthomson1004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Tim has mastered supply and demand. 3 times in a row I search "Tim Dillon show" and get disappointed because Im still waiting for content.. he posts an ep same night. 3 times in a row lol

    • @GonzoGolf
      @GonzoGolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Buck up for the Patreon bro, hes been killing it on there

    • @tomholliday2489
      @tomholliday2489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GonzoGolf I feel like a shill, but it’s honestly worth every penny

    • @wiggityp
      @wiggityp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomholliday2489 duck yeah it is

    • @samuelthomson1004
      @samuelthomson1004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GonzoGolf I might have to, I've had a hard time selling myself on subscribing to a single creator and paying for just one you know lol but I might have to, I paid for great tickets to his Charlotte show in a couple weeks 🤷‍♂️

    • @TheMagicJIZZ
      @TheMagicJIZZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samuelthomson1004 he's the most paid on there
      Support our roast hog

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:09:30 might be the best Ben Avery laugh of all time

  • @the_pantichrist2279
    @the_pantichrist2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Probably the current living king of comedy.

  • @maxspringfield
    @maxspringfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It's a scary world when Tim Dillon is the voice of reason.

    • @JacobHayden911
      @JacobHayden911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good point. Because he's a comedian and what he's saying is SUPPOSED to be a joke, but it's just becoming more and more true by the WEEK!!

    • @cdavid469
      @cdavid469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tired comment ive seen multiple times, is that you amy

    • @maxspringfield
      @maxspringfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cdavid469 Well its never been more true than today

    • @cdavid469
      @cdavid469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maxspringfield or more copied

    • @maxspringfield
      @maxspringfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cdavid469 never hear of parallel thinking?

  • @ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
    @ClinicalDecisionYikesYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The fruits of patience are sweet… that being said, I almost sold subprime mortgages just to deal with the lack of an upload.

  • @Zincfffff
    @Zincfffff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This is one of the better episodes in a while.

    • @mtownstar
      @mtownstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. The most recent Patreon ep was killer as well.

    • @randyross5630
      @randyross5630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that doesn't say much

  • @Wealth_Creation_Network
    @Wealth_Creation_Network 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have been refreshing this page all week, I need my Tim Dillon.

  • @bena1826
    @bena1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Colbert going from acknowledging Saudi Arabia to bs about having a clear conscience
    Beyond parody, all of it, forevermore

  • @daytonjason
    @daytonjason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Tim is playing the cool best friend in every 80's college movie. and been is playing the villain in the same movie....love it!!!

  • @cafferacer
    @cafferacer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ben's married, has a great gig, life is good right? So of course he's gonna get all "I light up the room" esqe hahah

    • @goblingoochgobbler5759
      @goblingoochgobbler5759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its getting almost unruly and i feel like tim is gonna do something about it very soon

    • @99waterblade
      @99waterblade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goblingoochgobbler5759 if Ben keep stepping out of line, there will be serious repercussions

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Tim back from the frontlines of Kiev after smuggling himself across the border dressed as a babushka.
    #LifeInTheBigCity #ItsAGunFight

    • @ToastyChud
      @ToastyChud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow look a soviet mosiac

    • @scottjohnsonucf
      @scottjohnsonucf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +1. Another great skit idea.

  • @jacobim94
    @jacobim94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a Yemeni 🇾🇪 I’m glad to see Tim knows what’s going on and spreading awareness about the situation

  • @MecdiAn
    @MecdiAn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:09:43 for Ben laughing like there's no tomorrow

  • @danielkeogh482
    @danielkeogh482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Tim Dillon cures my depression

  • @peter81083
    @peter81083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I don't need to be alive " said in a nonplussed manner in response to a possible threat... that killed me.

  • @justemusicme
    @justemusicme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ben gets bangs and thinks he talk more wtf?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

  • @jasonstephens6984
    @jasonstephens6984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is like watching public access tv in the early 80’s 👍

  • @JesusMorales-ih7di
    @JesusMorales-ih7di ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of the best Tim Dillon episodes ever yes or yes 🙌🏼

  • @AgentXXSmith
    @AgentXXSmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YES Devan is here!

  • @davidgalstyan8239
    @davidgalstyan8239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i respect that he is ashing in his fake business mug

  • @2010kgurl
    @2010kgurl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Movie recommendation for Hilary Clinton: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

  • @elLocodelsubte
    @elLocodelsubte ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love th episodes when you know for sure that tim is coked up lol

  • @richardsmith5542
    @richardsmith5542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now Ben is gone and the light is out

  • @YTKipz
    @YTKipz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tim is a beautiful soul

  • @JacobHayden911
    @JacobHayden911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    They forgot to roll The Tim Dillon Show banner when he said "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to The Tim Dillon Show!" My disappointment is imeasurable.

    • @deezyyyy
      @deezyyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The consistency in which Ben is a disappointment is astonishing.

    • @JacobHayden911
      @JacobHayden911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deezyyyy Truly! Yes or yes!?

  • @Soferrytiresome
    @Soferrytiresome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    After Ben defending himself like that I feel like Tim needed to take him down a peg… and I normally think Tim is too hard on him, it’s a fine line.

    • @Axtros1024
      @Axtros1024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the time stamp?

  • @petemal3884
    @petemal3884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can really tell Tim fully believes in and actually uses the sponsors he does reads for by his genuine delivery. Now I’ll definitely sign up for express vpn for my mental well being that comes in my box of awesome.

  • @Sare787
    @Sare787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tim flicking his cigarette ash into his mug sums up 2022 nicely.

  • @DamnWow
    @DamnWow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Tim makes Ben ride economy even though Tim is a millionaire
    I love Tim

    • @NeoakiraIV
      @NeoakiraIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He makes Ben ride under the plane in a dog kennel

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't count other people's money, it's embarrassing.

  • @revmaxproductions
    @revmaxproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Ben looks more and more like David Koresh every episode.

    • @aliciahull
      @aliciahull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely

    • @susan908
      @susan908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It looks like Ben had a misunderstanding with his hair gel. His dreamy locks should live free!

    • @joseho-guanipa6044
      @joseho-guanipa6044 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a good thing

    • @z.bongerman1062
      @z.bongerman1062 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you nailed it. When his hair gets to his shoulders, we need to keep an eye on him.

    • @ranettleton8806
      @ranettleton8806 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking Jeffrey Dahmer lol

  • @ReallyBigBrother
    @ReallyBigBrother 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tim is the uncle you only see at thanksgiving and he smokes with you and your cousins before y’all eat then fall asleep on the couch immediately after

  • @sa.8208
    @sa.8208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ben on the HOT SEAT at 6:40 has me crying.

  • @disconnected22
    @disconnected22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    44:55 - Ben sniggering at the words “child pornography”
    What a monster. Jesus bless Tim for dealing with his sickness ✝️

  • @BobbyHiII
    @BobbyHiII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This Dropped at the perfect time