Sounds like a prety damn good driver to me. After all, isnt what diferences a good driver from a bad one how much they can resist the urge to run over pedestrians? I know im not as good at it as Kevin.
6:13 "my natural instinct is just to try and knock them down" My new headcanon is that Kevin swapped personalities with the guy driving the car when he got hit
Kevin: “That was one helluva pot hole!!” Me, a Wisconsin man on city roads: that’s.... that’s not normal? Roads aren’t supposed to feel like a wooden rollercoaster falling to pieces beneath you?
Southern Illinois has ridiculous potholes. People memorize where they are to swerve around them or brake preemptively. We don't have the best road care 😅
“What about mods do I have any mods” “No mods downloaded, you can check the steam workshop to subs-“ “Huh I guess it must be paid dlc man all these similator games and their crazy expensive dlc”
@@NightmareBlade10 Thanks so much! It's my favorite game series. They made fable the journey for kinect but I'm hoping for fable iv in the near future. Long live Albion! 🌺🌸
@@SimoneDaPink I'm right there with you mate, ut was heartbreaking to hear that Lionshead games got bankrupt or something like that, but I'm pretty sure Fable 4 is in the works right now. I'm super excited to know when it'll come out!
You know when I’m having a bad day I just go and watch Kevin’s videos cause I know there is either some new content or some content I haven’t watched yet. And each video is different but still has the same depressed personality and that shit works perfectly on a hard day lmao. Keep it up man.
Literally the day after I watch this I take my bus home. And halfway through the rout my driver stops the bus, lets some people off, then he gets up and leaves the bus to go buy himself some stuff at the gas station he stopped at. Clearly he is a Kevin somehow.
6:29 I once was at a summer camp and we waited hours for a bus to show up to take us home and when the bus came we all cheered. Then the bus ran into a lamp post. Turns out the man was drunk and it was better we didn't get on the bus, but then we had to wait another hour for a back up bus.
Please kevin PLEASE play unheard again......i wont lie i love your masochistic/sadistic personality and it u just made the game 10x better and watching u really focus is entertaining as hell
As an actual IRL busdriver, some of the moments in this vid made me twist and turn in my seat in anxiety over the driving, like a horror movie or something. Good one Kev
“Oh the mods section is probably paid dlc” he says. Leaving the mods section without reading the large bold text telling him “You have no mods, you can get them from the steam mod workshop.” I’m in pain
So fun story I went to get on a bus recently and the driver PULLED ONTO THE FECKING SIDEWALK. I nearly had a heart attack and my friend and I had to scurry out of the way. He kind of gave is a look like "why didn't you move quicker" and I was like "because we didn't expect you to drive on the sidewalk, buddy". Then he opened the doors to tell us he was taking an exactly 17 minute break and that we would have to wait for him to come back around. Good times.
i used to play those og Bus Simulators where you had people reacting to your driving and they would scream if you were driging badly. But those games were so much more fun and enjoyable. Think they were made by the same studio that makes the Truck Simulator games.
"My name is Kevin and I'll be your bus driver today."
... *side eyes you and gets in my car*
“ So you have chosen death”
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens I got a like from Kevin AND a reply from the Dear Leader?! I am not worthy. *bows*
@@lorenzovakarian ur the Chosen one
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens no death has chosen me and I’ll bow with pride knowing that Kevin is my reaper
is that a member? if so thats epic
"I'm _reaaally_ sorry about this"
*_bus doors slowly close_*
This is how norwegian bus drivers treat people who are 10 seconds late or 10 feet away from a bus stop. No joke.
Imagine going on a bus and hearing your bus driver scream "MeRgInG!"
Or hearing, "I hate you all and I hate my life."
@@johndunn6756 most likely the LAST thing you will ever hear tbh
I read merging and merengue for some reason 😂
GachaDiamxnd I'd love that
GachaDiamxnd hahahahaha
“Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear...”
“ *MERGING* “
I’m not afraid of Kevin being my bus driver, I’m afraid of- *MERGING*
"I will put on the Warning lights coz my feelings are hurt and I have a feeling it's going to affect my driving."
I can't..😂
Best public safety announcement ever
You are 100% right dear leader
I praise you o' old one
yes dear leader.
How perfect that this comment has 666 likes
Yes supreme leader
*Car parked on bus stop*
Kevin: "The punishment is death."
as someone who regularly uses the bus, i wish real bus drivers could do that
Bus: So... you have chosen death...
Bus: peace was never an option...
As a bus driver... I approve XD
@@gallifreygeek1300 - me too... though I don't think that the parents would appreciate it! (School bus driver)
Kevin is the only bus driver people are afraid of not thanking.
Im afraid of all bus drivers.
I'm afraid of all bus.
I’m afraid of all.
I'm afraid of all.
@@shifty8435 You copy all as well.
Me: **terrified, trying to get my ticket**
Kevin: YOU ARE WEAK AND REGULAR
*gets on bus*
"hey there friends, my name is kevin and I'll be your bus driver today"
oh no.
What the feck are you talking about, he's the only bus driver I'm willing to have
I know what you mean
The Jolly Jack *I’m in Danger*
Get in the boat
When I die, I want to go peacefully like Kevin did-in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all of the passengers on his bus.
*CLICKBAIT* I was told that this was "Bus Simulator" not bus driver simulator.
The bus and the bus driver ate one of the same, once behind the wheel there is a community and man and machine become one.
@@rafaelalodio5116
Joke ---->
Your head
@@shadowingyou
Joke ---->
Your head
@@Dumbguy228
Joke ---->
Your head
You were "told"?
10:50 as a wheelchair user, even I found that hilarious!
of course, you will never be killed by busdriver kevin.
Why does wheelchair user sounds like slang for drug abuse
Haha me too, I showed my partner that bit and I was like well I’m glad that wasn’t me haha
@@fredebossen2204 too far
Kevin: I’ll be your bus driver today!
Me: *sweating intensifies*
Oh how the turns table
Intensifies*
Not trying to be a dick, just legitimately trying to help.
@@ElysetheEevee I really hope the misspelling was intentional I assumed it was lmao
*sees your spelling*
*sweats more*
I work as an editor and I can't even be mad at that spelling. I absolutely and unironically love it.
*Kevin:* "My natural instinct is to knock them down"
Revenge is a sad, bitter, and satisfying little thing.
Thumbnail Kevin has the face of a man I can trust with my life, my wife and my children.
"Customized? YES! YES! YELLOW! Locked? What the shit?"
is the funniest thing I've heard today
CallMeKevin but the only time he does tutorials Is when he's a bus driver
And playing the tutorial broke the game. We learned from Kevin to never play the tutorial
@@johndunn6756 and Kevin learned his mistake and won't try learning how to play a game first ever again!
yeah, that's actually true lol
Kevin plays the tutorial but the tutorial is just how to open and close doors. The tutorial lady is an even bigger bringer of chaos than Kevin
Kevin: I’m pretty good at this whole driving thing **crashes into car while resisting the urge to run over a pedestrian**
Sounds like a prety damn good driver to me. After all, isnt what diferences a good driver from a bad one how much they can resist the urge to run over pedestrians? I know im not as good at it as Kevin.
His dreams of being grognak the destroyer attorny at law are coming true
6:13 "my natural instinct is just to try and knock them down"
My new headcanon is that Kevin swapped personalities with the guy driving the car when he got hit
The last words people hear:
Oh feck I hit him
MERGING
5:45 Kevin: “What do you want?“
Random middle aged man: “Kokain“
Also Kevin: Are you Hitting on me?
Kevin: “That was one helluva pot hole!!”
Me, a Wisconsin man on city roads: that’s.... that’s not normal? Roads aren’t supposed to feel like a wooden rollercoaster falling to pieces beneath you?
Ever been to Eastern Europe?
Ever been to Brazil?
Ever been to Michigan?
Even been to [insert place I live in]?
Southern Illinois has ridiculous potholes. People memorize where they are to swerve around them or brake preemptively. We don't have the best road care 😅
Me: *steps onto the bus*
Kevin: Hey what's up! I'm your bus dr-
Me: *exits the bus*
A retarder is a brake that shifts the gearbox down the gears to slow down before the wheel brakes are applied 😊
Cool beans
So there's 3 brakes in total?
It's function suits its name
JDMatt yes wheel brake, hand brake and retarder
Welcome to Salty Spatoon, how tough are ya?
I rode on Kevin's bus.... and I DIDN'T get murdered.
Uhh right this way sir!
*Gets on the bus*
Me: please let this be a normal field trip!?
Everyone else: With Kevin? Noway!
"Cruisin' on down Main Street-"
Magic Schoolbus but Kevin is the new Ms. Frizzle
*skids to a halt on the sidewalk, slamming into a lamp post*
That would be a great show
MERGING!
*Slams into transport truck*
The Frizz suddenly says feck a lot.
"Weird! These new speed bumps kind of scream at you." - Kevin, 2019.
My days all get better when Kevin smiles and says “hey there friends how’s it goin?”
"What're you doing parked at a bus stop?! GET OUTTA THE WAY!" :,D
remembers gta videos
*we all know how much you like busses kevin*
So what is your favorite kind of bus? Green bus or red bus?
@@egalberts Kevin wanted a yellow one today, but had to settle for purple. THAT'S why he was running people over and hated his life
@@johndunn6756 Well, to be fair, what kind of *Madman* would lock a yellow bus?!
Hey, busses in gta are lots of fun, as are the fire trucks . Nothing stops them as far as tragic and pedestrians go. 😈
@@johndunn6756 That's just Saints Row.
"person runningOH WAIT NO I CANT-"
the one time kevin feels regret for hitting a pedestrian
7:57 "I really have a knack for this thing GET OUT OF THE WAY"
Perfect summation of this stream in one single sentence.
“What about mods do I have any mods”
“No mods downloaded, you can check the steam workshop to subs-“
“Huh I guess it must be paid dlc man all these similator games and their crazy expensive dlc”
Does Kevin even know what mods are? I mean hes used a lot in Minecraft and The Sims but still.
*Hits a car out of the bus parking spot*
Old lady passenger: "taking the bus is SO MUCH FUN!" 😂😂😂😂
Kevin: drives directly throug the sidewalk
Kevin: "Obviusly insurance fraud"
Seems like a 'typical bus driver in NYC' simulator actually lol.
Honestly, yes.
That's an awesome Fable profile pic,I honestly hope they make a new one soon!
@@NightmareBlade10 Thanks so much! It's my favorite game series. They made fable the journey for kinect but I'm hoping for fable iv in the near future. Long live Albion! 🌺🌸
@@SimoneDaPink I'm right there with you mate, ut was heartbreaking to hear that Lionshead games got bankrupt or something like that, but I'm pretty sure Fable 4 is in the works right now. I'm super excited to know when it'll come out!
These comments are so wholesome. I love it.
When the tutorial in a bus simulator has a high death count.
Day 49 of telling Kevin that he’s the best TH-camr on this platform and we all love him
Your name and icon are literally PewDiePie references lol
Kevin *is* the best though
V-Rex Kevin is the best
Nobody:
Kevin: *I'M BEING TIMED*
Which is your favorite type of bus: red bus or green bus?
Blue bus
Yellow bus for Kevin
Y e L l O w B u S ! ! !
Can I have a burger?
I'm partial to hot pink busses, although I'd be content with green
POV: You've just had the time of your life watching Batman vs. Superman, and now you're trying to get out of the movie theater parking lot
11:35
Its insane how kevin can upload at 3 pm everyday
On the same note, at least he's being consistent.
It's 8pm in ireland
3am here lmao
9pm in Germany
2pm in Oklahoma
You know when I’m having a bad day I just go and watch Kevin’s videos cause I know there is either some new content or some content I haven’t watched yet. And each video is different but still has the same depressed personality and that shit works perfectly on a hard day lmao. Keep it up man.
“Do you have a ticket “Yes Watches man go back to the driver seat hears FEEEEEECK
"Ohh, Jesus Christ! Okay, at least someone is gonna be dead after that."
Never change, Kevin.
My mother's a bus driver, I'm considering getting her to react to this video.
I don't think you should but it seams such a good idea at the same time.
@Elizabeth haha honestly
I was the 69th like
Nice
Calibri Calypso Nice
@@calibricalypso NOICE
MY SIDES when he left that poor guy in the wheelchair at the bus stop 😂 That may be one of the worst things Kevin's ever done in a video game 😂
Literally the day after I watch this I take my bus home. And halfway through the rout my driver stops the bus, lets some people off, then he gets up and leaves the bus to go buy himself some stuff at the gas station he stopped at. Clearly he is a Kevin somehow.
Me: steps in a bus
Also me: sees Kevin at the steering wheel
Kevin: *Does intro*
Me: Well, i head a nice life!
Out of all the horrible things Kevin has done to video game NPC's, not picking up the handicapped guy was probably the worst.
(: He probably did him a favor! :D
6:29 I once was at a summer camp and we waited hours for a bus to show up to take us home and when the bus came we all cheered. Then the bus ran into a lamp post. Turns out the man was drunk and it was better we didn't get on the bus, but then we had to wait another hour for a back up bus.
Well your loss cuz you missed the chance to meet our Kebin 😂
3:28 - The river's close by if it gets too hot.
Me, an intellectual: *Drives into the river*
“I am a general hazard on the road”
That’s probably why you got hit by that car
Linger brutal hahaha
Finally grognak’s love of buses is finally being celebrated
I bought bus simulator on my switch after watching this and I genuinely enjoy it!
You wouldn't believe how happy I am you finally played this Kev, love ya
Kevin: "This is going to be so lame, I already know it."
*Happens to be my absolute favorite Call Me Kevin video*
I'd be very scared considering my bus driver apparently has no fecking hands ???
Well, at least the makers of this game have humor. :D
At 4:16 the billboard advertises "covfefe" :'D
I feel like most developers that make simulator games have a great sense of humor
Never been this early.
This is my chance!!!
Day 1 of asking Kevin to sing more
You are too late.
11:12 "Taking the bus is so much fun!"
After this trip, you're gonna wanna reconsider that statement.
Day 45 of asking Kevin to play desperate house wives again
Yes I wanna know what's in the box
@@panic8085 saaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeee
I n e e d i t
Yeah
kevin is now a german busdriver
"Herr Busfahrer wo fahren sie uns heute hin ?" "In die Hölle ohne Zwischenstops."
5:18
Me: yeah, enjoy it while it lasts past Kevin. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Y'all out here thanking the bus driver? Nah, you give that man a kiss for his hard work
I actually laughed out loud multiple times throughout this video. Thank you, Kevin.
Please kevin PLEASE play unheard again......i wont lie i love your masochistic/sadistic personality and it u just made the game 10x better and watching u really focus is entertaining as hell
Kevin: I'm the worst bus driver
Seattle metro drivers: hold my steering wheel.
Doin' a bit of busin', doin' a bit of busin' ya are .Tommy Shlug would be proud of that display sir 😂
"I really have a knack for this bus dribing thin- GEt OuT Of mY WAy" 😂😂
That's pretty much the way I would drive a bus. Although maybe not quite as good. You have that Grand Theft Auto experience to draw from.
I laughed way too hard at you pulling away from the guy in the wheelchair 😂😅 see you in hell, Kevin!
As an actual IRL busdriver, some of the moments in this vid made me twist and turn in my seat in anxiety over the driving, like a horror movie or something. Good one Kev
Day one of asking Kevin to release a diss track on RT
He already did, that was the country roads video.
Releasing a diss track on yourself thats new
No
Day one of saying that's a shitty idea
@@polskipolak1129 Ryan Higa did that years ago and wanted to start a "diss yourself" challenge
The deadpan "get out of the way" at 9:44 as the bus violently collides with and upends a sedan is simply beautiful.
11:08 that was so aggressive lol
Kevin: *wants his bus yellow*
Me: Kevin out everything you could possible do, a school bus is that last thing you should be in charge of.
an oldie but such a goodie
Absolutely cracked up laughing and crying when you couldn't get the wheelchair user on the bus because you didn't know how to drop the ramp!! 😂
One of the best CallMeKevin videos i have seen in a while! Please do more bus simulator.
I am glad to have you as my friend Kevin. Thank you very cool!
Hold the phone, you’re OUTSIDE?!??? That’s where busses are, right? :O
Kevin is the reason why I take the metro and not the bus
“Oh the mods section is probably paid dlc” he says. Leaving the mods section without reading the large bold text telling him “You have no mods, you can get them from the steam mod workshop.” I’m in pain
Why is a video about a bus driver the funniest thing I've seen all day?
Is it a lane? Is a bus in it? THEN IT'S A FECKIN' BUS LANE!!!
The most questionable thing is, THEY MADE 17 PREVIOUS EDITIONS/VERSIONS OF THIS GAME?!
Me: Gets onto the bus
Kevin: Im gonna be your bus driver
Me : HaHa Im in danger
I really appreciate when all the low riders made an appearance
Day 145 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
Dragonfan Lover of Dragons day 146?
So fun story I went to get on a bus recently and the driver PULLED ONTO THE FECKING SIDEWALK. I nearly had a heart attack and my friend and I had to scurry out of the way. He kind of gave is a look like "why didn't you move quicker" and I was like "because we didn't expect you to drive on the sidewalk, buddy". Then he opened the doors to tell us he was taking an exactly 17 minute break and that we would have to wait for him to come back around. Good times.
Finaly! They made a Bus Sumulator. The most underrated transportation ever. Love your work.
kevin: *puts the game in realistic mode*
also kevin: i have to ASJUST my CHAIR?????
Day 10 of asking Kevin to play Ratatouille for the Wii
Dude no gamecube was the best version
Ratatoing
@@absalutely3017 ah yes my sincere apologies, ratatoing on Nintendo poly station was the superior version
Absalutely - The superior version.
@@MrSviggels yes
your love for buses makes me incredibly happy
Kevin: i didnt get any training!
10 seconds earlier: Skip Tutorial.
i used to play those og Bus Simulators where you had people reacting to your driving and they would scream if you were driging badly. But those games were so much more fun and enjoyable. Think they were made by the same studio that makes the Truck Simulator games.