Zach's Gun Rants - Part 4
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- He even has strong opinions on the weapons in Fallout 4
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00:00:12 - Pipe weaponry
00:01:58 - PPSH- BAR
00:02:15 - Jaguar MSX 200
00:02:50 - SVD Dragunov
00:06:50 - PP19 Bizon / DBJ-MS Pistol
00:10:38 - Stechkin APS
00:12:38 - Lever Action Rifle
00:14:01 - FN FAL
00:17:41 - Kalash
00:18:52 - Saida 12 and FAMAS
00:32:02 - Desert Eagle
00:34:38 - Fallout 4 Assault Rifle
00:38:07 - LK-05
00:40:09 - Wattz Laser Rifle / Nixie Tubes
00:43:31 - AR-15 / XM-177
00:50:01 - MP5
00:56:26 - MAC-11
00:57:01 - Deliverer (Walther PPK)
00:59:16 - Homemade AK / SCAR-LK
01:01:12 - Ithaca Model 37
01:03:14 - B&T MP9
01:06:36 - B&T APC9
01:06:55 - .44 S&W Magnum
01:07:42 - P90
01:15:57 - Guns from Halo
01:19:03 - Sig P220
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I’d like to make a small correction about the P90 (and MP7 by extension) and it being developed to penetrate Russian body armor.
Shortly after I said this, old documents from the NATO pdw trials were released detailing that penetration of hard body armor was never a goal of the PDW trials. Mostly the goal was to find a low recoil, high velocity replacement for 9mm. There are two videos by Oxide and 9hole reviews on this subject that are very informative.
At the time, the info about it “being able to penetrate hard armor” as a design goal was correct, but new info disproves this, and I was wrong. However, both 5.7 and 4.6 AP rounds are capable of penetrating soft body armor, though I cannot speak to the effectiveness, as I have not tested it personally.
Also: Magnum Research is located in Minnesota, not Wisconsin. Whoops, lol
It's okay, Zach, we forgive you...
If it isn’t too much to ask, could you link the videos in a reply?
It’s hard to temper Cold War era trivia
Literally unwatchable!
I suggest that you should have Mike pin this comment.
Funfact: in the concept art for fallout 4 it says "pipe guns were designed to look like they were made by someone who knows nothing about guns but wanted to make guns." This is not a joke
I 100% believe that Bethesda never considered that somebody who doesn't know anything about guns probably wouldn't be able to build anything close to functioning
Or the fact that the gun would explode with the calibers they use
They must've applied that concept to every other weapon in the game
@@slipinoy the concept art is extremely enlightening
Sadly, we don't operate on Warhammer Ork logic so most of these unholy abominations would have just exploded or jammed after the first round (if some of them even fired at all).
Default Fallout 4 Guns: *Exist*
Zach: “And so I took that personally.”
They are complete abominations. They would make John Moses Browning's eyes combust.
Same.
They are really bad tbh minus about 4/5 of them
The only one that's practical and realistic is the laser guns, kinda says a lot about the gun designs huh
I know nothing about guns and even I immediately realized how trash the fallout 4 guns look. Going from new Vegas guns to 4 is fucking shocking. They’re probably the worst looking video game weapons I’ve ever seen and I’ve played a shit ton of shooters.
Zach’s reaction to Fallout 4’s assault rifle is my reaction to Fallout’s armored fighting vehicles.
To be fair… the Fallout 4 assault rifle wasn’t meant to be the assault rifle. It was meant to be a heavy weapon exclusive to power armor, serving as an LMG so not every single member of the brotherhood had laser rifles and some could use ballistics. However it was made late in development and as they’d cut the heavy weapon/power armor restriction, in response to testers not using heavy weapons (mostly because fusions cores were scarce), they ended up changing it from a power armor LMG to the abomination assault rifle we have now.
@@nathan_thorn6906 Someone should mod that back
@@lego007guym8 I wouldn’t recommend it because it would just make the assault rifle worse, but I would like to see the brotherhood use it. I wonder if the rifle AI (since the combat AI of NPCs is usually determined by weapon) would make it more or less threatening than the minigun wielding brotherhood.
tbf iirc the assault rifle in game was meant to be used only by power armour, if you look at it in PA hands it makes more sense kinda
@@nathan_thorn6906 are you saying that fallout 4 could have been worse
Funfact about the handmade rifle is that it is possibly a reference to Boris, a guy in Massachusetts who made an AK out of a shovel with some extra AK bits he had lying around, its actually really interesting and hilarious
He what
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 YEP, made the AK receiver out of the shovel head, made his own barrel and used some other AK parts and made an AK in his backyard and to top it all off he used the handle to make the stock
Trash shovel AK.
Did it work?
@@FrahdChikun yep, he apparently only put ten rounds through it, only because he was worried about his craftsmanship
"Just because the magazine is sticking out the side doesn't mean it's bad, just means it's an uzi" I know very little about guns, but this statement broke me, thanks Mike.
Literal instant heart attack moment right there
Well the movies i have seen where they use it in drive by, the magasin does stick to the side, so does the trigger and handel.
@@rambo8863 I can't tell if you're serious or are meming the fact that gangsters held their guns sideways.
@@THENemesisXX99 just have to hope for the latter
At least it isn't an owen
Zach: "let me throw this on the ground and show you...
Let me save first"
The void: "damn he's getting smart"
35:23 the original concept art for the Fallout 4 Assault Rifle was originally meant to be a LMG for power armor troops. It was meant to be a cross between anti-troop and anti-heavy armored troops.
Bethesda: Yes this LMG is called an Assault Rife
@@65fireredit's actually in the machine gun section of fallout 4s textures folder. In assault rifle folder is the Chinese assault rifle mesh.
(I think, it's been a while.)
"I can tell you use a Dragunov."
"What gave that away?"
"The black eye."
T9 bin 88
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5y9 just 9
In Russian military this kind of black eye is sometimes called "an idiot's mark" - you're kinda not supposed to put your eye on the suction cup on the scope, your head is supposed to lie on the cheek rest.
Also, inexperienced marksman is called "man with and oar" due to overall shape of the rifle and its uselessness.
Mike: "I can't do gun math! You guys have weird rules!"
Zach: *Tries to sputter a defense, but concedes the point before answering the core point.*
Yeah, that's what made me giggle, because even gun nerd Zack can't argue about that.
Gun math is equations like the one you use to figure out what guage a lead ball is. Not only is it a really complicated equation but the results are also counterintuitive. Most people would think larger lead balls = larger guage but actually the smaller the guage the larger the ball.
@@Bluboy511 isn't it something like "the amount of lead balls of this diameter I can make from a specified amount of lead is the gauge" or some weird shiz like that...
@@adenkyramud5005 It's "the number of lead balls of this diameter that add up in weight to a pound", I think
@@whensomethingcriesagain Ya know Gun math is weird. Like who decided that and why.
Least algebra had fixed rules.
I actually saw Zach's rant about the Fallout 4 "Assault rifle" a while ago and decided to replay a bit of the game for nostalgia's sake. I was able to get a legendary version of the assault rifle and modded it to be as OP as I can get it. And since the game allows you to name guns, I thought about what was the most appropriate thing to name it when I remembered this clip of Zach talking about it and decided to name mine "Zach's Nightmare" and I used it for like 80% of my playthrough.
Broo that's amazing 😆
Since on ps4 there isn't any cool modded guns cuz sony, instead I get a mod that lets you put any parts (any gun attachment/modifers) onto any gun, so I had a 10mm with a minigun barrel that shot fatman shots
Now, if I ever make a game, I NEED to include a Zach's Nightmare in it
@@unr3alistic That is absolute chaos right there.
@@unr3alistic
I'm sorry, you WHAT ?!
Zach is just... ADORABLE when he's freaking out about a ridiculous mod for his virtual armament. Or, as he put it, when "someone was goofin and made dumb stuff."
In case Zach still wants to know: the SD in MP5SD probably stands for "Schalldämpfer" which means silencer.
ZIS IST EIN SCHALLDAMPFER
IT DAMPFER THE SCHALLS
Or more literally, sound dampener.
OR more "u shoot, someone dead and nobody hears that".
Fun fact, the "Assault Rifle" was meant to be a handheld lmg used exclusively in power armor. But Bethesda scrapped the idea it was designed for late in production.
They should have scrapped the whole thing. Armor or no armor, it follows very little firearm logic, it looks ridiculous even for sci-fi standards, and it's a rather mediocre weapon when most other guns do everything it does but better.
@@commietearsdrinker I came up with an idea to fix that retcon because they only show up in two areas of Fallout Appalachia and Boston and I sort of came up with an idea for how all the shit of the new games can pan out because these two places were trying to become worlds of tomorrow to get away from their Roots Boston being criminal haven and Appalachia trying to get away from coal miner routes
Maybe it's something along the lines of M14?
Y'know, bad gun in service for too long?
You got a source?
@@chowellith
Concept Arts that came with the FO4 Collector's Edition.
My fiancé repeats, "It has holes so that makes it better" everytime she sees a gun with holes on it since she heard Mike say that in the first rant video 🤣
The cheese grater, right?
@@Juber777 Exactly!!! 💯
She's a keeper, for sure!
Keep her from putting holes in your relationship, advice
@@jackthorton10 lol ok
6:46 Zach tries to disagree but then makes a noise like he can't really blame Mike for not trusting gun milimeters
His real mistake was asking a marine to do math
@@spartin1173 To quote Mike in one of the past gun rant videos "You're throwing numbers at me and it's making me angry!"
@@spartin1173 marine maths is what number of crayons have they eaten
@@Lordchunky2760 they don’t count those they just consume marines dont count calories crayons or beers
I love how they have so many mods that I genuinely don't know if Zack can tell the difference between vanilla and modded guns
6:45
Mike: "You guys have weird rules"
Zach: "N-" **thinks about .357 and .38 being the same diameter, the US Army naming their 105mm recoilless rifle ammo "106mm" to avoid ammo mix-ups, the .410 cartridge using caliber instead of gauge like every other shot shell, and many other examples** "Yeah..."
I always laugh because 9x18 Makarov is just midget 357
To be fair, you can measure .410 Bore in gauge. It's a 67 gauge shell. But that doesn't sound as good, and with shells that small it makes more sense to use caliber.
@@ClonedGamer001 Also plus it's .410 Bore why the hell are you even using it in the first place? You got a Snake problem or something
@@nickrustyson8124 It has its applications. It can be fired from a pistol, which you can't really do with other shot shells, and it's small, so you can load a shit ton of em into a full sized shotgun.
366 tkm fits in 7.62x39 mags but wont fire unless the gun is chambered for it. this goes for a LOT of ammo types in the world
I will always enjoy Mike being exceptionally spec'd into M16 knowledge and nothing else
Marine
Just goes to show even as a reserve, how hard the marines hammer the knowledge of their weapon into their heads.
And that moment of silence when Zach realized he got outmanoeuvred on M16 knowledge by Mike.
That’s because the Marine Corps makes this knowledge damn near second nature. All the specs and how to field strip them is something I can remember when I remember nothing else
@@Bakedbeard0820 that knowledge is forever ingrained.
12:27 Zacks utter disgust was so funny. And the added NO was the cherry on top of the cake.
The flashlight coming off with the Bizon magazine sent me into a state of panic because it got me thinking "how many more helical mags with flashlight attachments do you have!?"
The utter despair in Zach's voice when he sees a gun that either makes absolutely no sense that not even god himself could try to explain, or just a butchered version of a gun he may like.
my favourite is the wail putting the scope on a MAC-11 because it's not even the first scoped MAC-11 i've seen
boy he prob lothes the scrap guns
Reminds me of the time when Zach broke down when Mike took his grenade launcher and make it into a double barrel
@@dimsum3329 Rest in peace, Betsy
I can only imagine what would happen if Mike & Zach ever played Borderlands for the channel. We'd probably get like 50 more Gun Rants just from how rage-inducing the guns in that game are
Nah, they're so far from reality that there's not much to say.
I believe, if Zach would play Borderlands, and knows nothing about the game, he would ragequit at the moment he find the first weapon. But it would be fun to see him getting an heart attack if he got forced to play it.
Well they aren’t really trying to be realistic
Yeah man, guns with no iron sights or mounts are.... pretty goddam ridiculous
Oh god, oh god OH GOD ZACH WOULD HAVE AN ANEURYSM
Fun fact: the Mac-11 mods scope silencer is a reference to Kurt Russell’s weapon in the movie escape from New York.
Thank god someone commented this. I was going insane.
@@thebignosedbaron ya and weirdly it wasn’t the movie buff in the video that noticed it.
@@soundwavegamer2321 I know right.
i can imagine zach getting frozen for 200 years, waking up, and lecturing people on guns like this
You know a gun is cringe when Mike stops playing devil's advocate and just starts laughing
i love their little roleplay thing they do every now and then, just two best mates having fun playing fallout
I love how it's either Zach likes a gun and Mike tries to nitpick at it, or Zach hates a gun and Mike tries to defend it. It's just a perfect formula to make content.
The two replies above me are the exact reason I hate their dynamic lol.
I wish it was only Zach explaining things because Mike just says the dumbest shit and adds nothing.
I don't know how people find the lovable in his "lovable idiot" archetype.
@@matthew3009I mean if you want Zach talking about guns go to his TH-cam channel he has own gun rants about cod vanguard and back 4 blood as well as gun cleaning streams
With the pp-19 bizon I love how Zach didn't notice that the flashlight is mounted to the magazine so every time you reload you're also changing out the flashlight
"Changing Flashlight, cover me!"
Maybe it has an extremely short battery life XD
Every time you fire a round the flash light act's like a flashbang
Like in one of those horror games where the flashlight lasts for whole 3 minutes on normal AA batteries. At least now you always have light.
@@HappyBeezerStudios "wait my flashlight only works for 3 minutez here? Good thing my granny gsve me one every year so i have 37 more where that came from and 22 spare batteries!"
I hope someday there’ll be a mod/game that has a “zach approval” award
I think everyone here who has watched this a lot of times can all agree his happy noises about getting the FAMAS is one of the best moments.
"Why can't you just like things, and not be interested in other things?"
"Because some things are utter trash and shouldn't exist"
Man after my own heart.
For the P90 thing, you can technically weld plastic, but it's really easier to just mold the plastic into the shape you want in the first place
Zach's "NO!" after Mike suggesting he convert the Stechkin to FLECHETTES is hilariously delivered
For anyone who’s wondering, the SD in MP5SD stands for Schalldampfer, meaning sound suppressor
Makes sense, it is German and they have something of a habit of being literal
For anyone who's wondering, the MP5SD is one of 8 variants of the MP5! You have the A1, A2, A3, A4, and A5. Then there's the MP5SD (my personal favorite), The MP5/10 which shoots 10mm Auto, and finally the MP5/40 chambered in .40 S&W.
@@bigcheese3115 .40 S&W?!🤮🤮. God that round is disgusting! In a mp5? Oh the poor thing.
never know i need this little bit of german language class until now
@@bigcheese3115 Isn't there also the MP5K (short for kurtz, I think) which has a folding stock for more concealed size)
My problem isn't the crude assemblage of a pipe and parts thrown together by raiders. It's the pre-war abomination they call an assault rifle.
I wouldn't be surprised if there is a mod where pipe weapons are the only ones with item condition by the way they're assembled. It would take considerable skill to make them able to fire all of the 50 round magazine without falling apart.
Seriously the default assault rifle in Fallout looks more like an lmg it looks like it should be used by someone in power armor, correctly somewhere in the file the assault rifle is labeled lmg or machine gun something to that effect. .
I threw up when I saw it and just sold the damn thing
@@clonescope2433 That's exactly what it was supposed to be, but for some reason at some point it was changed to be a general "assault rifle".
They made the assault rifle look like that because they didn't want it to look tiny in power armor, but yeah, its god awful
I still enjoy how when Mike says "guns have weird math rules" Zach ALMOST argues before pointing out that 8mm is larger than 5mm.
As a GFL player these videos make me sound a lot smarter to other GFL players, thank you for teaching me so much about other guns
Ah a fellow commander
I love how even with the obvious modded weapons Zach's general reaction is still the same with seeing the weapons that came with the base game: "OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!?"
I thought Mike was the one who did the modding
there's something incredibly wholesome about zach starting a bit at 10:58 seeing the dog, stopping everything until he is out of the way then continuing his bit
just noticed it too xD
If he didnt stop, my heart would've broken, rest in peace River.......we miss u
Range safety is important
I can just picture him sticking up the mailbox, watching Dogmeat walk by wide eyed, then continuing the stickup once he's safe again.
He's not the AFT.
54:37
Zach: "I bought a $600 flashlight."
Markiplier: "Weakness sickens me."
The absolute deadpan delivery of “ah yes the beckler & toch mp9” was an absolute masterpiece.
1:03:34
Nothing is better than Mike trying to intentionally make Zach rant by dropping inaccurate gun facts and Zach falling for the bait every time since he’s a massive gun nerd. Amazing dynamic, never stop going guys, love the stuff!
Same!
"What is it?"
"The assault rifle manufactured by Saint-Étienne armory."
"What's it called?"
"That, but in French."
Time stamp?
@@fyretnt the FAMAS
Fusil Automatique de 7,62 mm MAS
MAS is the French abbreviation for the Saint-Étienne armory
@@richardmillhousenixon oh ok
The best is still the FN FNC, the Fabrique Nationale Carabine manufacturered by Fabrique Nationale. Or with its full name: Fabrique Nationale Fabrique Nationale Carabine
@@HappyBeezerStudios i see your Fabrique Nationale Carabine and raise you an Indumil IMI Galil, the Colombian licence-made copy of the Galil service rifle:
"Military Industries of Colombia, Israeli Military Industries, Galil"
I’ll try to give some details on the famas since I recently completed basic training in the French forces during which we mostly use the famas. After that it’s standard issue hk416.
I’m left handed so basically you can switch the extractor to the left side on the famas bolt, reassemble, then attach the cheek rest dust cover piece to the other (right) side and your famas is now left handed (as in, shell ejection to the left. Otherwise it’s completely ambidextrous controls wise.
The piece at the top is actually called a "carry handle handguard" if I had to translate it from "poignée garde-main". It is detachable also. It has to be, so you can zero the ironsights, and for maintenance.
The reason why the French don’t like to walk around carrying it this way is because we don’t like having the barrel of the gun pointed at everything as we move around. It’s considered sort of a "gun safety" issue if you will.
Cool gun overall, has two different rear sight flip ups including a precision one that can be used for shots up to 600 meters. Tricky if your eyesight isn’t perfect but it does work.
Firing blank rounds is the only thing I’ve seen cause cycling issues.
That gun is mostly plastic but hell can it take a beating! (Source: there are many ways you can hit someone with it, and trust me their bones will break way before any of the gun’s plastic parts lol)
I appreciate the plastic vs bones bit in particular, that's always been something I wondered about, especially when it comes to bullpups made of a lot of polymer. I suppose it depends on the structuring and the polymer type as well though, so other rifles may not hold up as well
Love how when mike found an mp5 he pretty much came on the spot.
Also, the halo CE magnum is considered a weapon of mass destruction. Give like 2 to a single Spartan and they could use it to wipe an entire race out unless a jackal sniper got em. Hell, give it to an odst and they can probably wipe half a continent.
Been looking forward to this. Zach’s rants are the best way to learn about firearms and history.
That and Forgotten Weapons.
@@bthsr7113 Don't forget about C&Rsenal
It's a great way for people to start learning about guns, it's entertaining enough to keep new people interested and also he knows his stuff. These two have always been hilarious and it's great that they are finally getting the attention they deserve.
And best way to learn some people think 5.5mm is bigger than 9mm 🤔
Yes
Zack: Mike, you can do math.
Mike: I can't do gun math, you guys have weird rules.
Zack: Yeah, you're right.
You can tell that Zach was about to argue, but his voice kinda trails off because he knows Mike is right about that one.
Bruh Zachs goblin giggle when he finds a gun he likes is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard
"It looks like absolute dogpiss" is one of those soundbytes that has permanent residence in my brain.
Zach: "hands up mailbox!"
*waits for dog to pass*
Zach: "hands up mailbox!" 🤣🤣
Always make sure the range is clear
Thus we see Zach is not from the ATF
its like a mexican stand off with the tumblewwed just rolling away
Zach has better gun discipline than most gun owners out there
@@thechosenbeastdoesgames956 that bar is so low not even Barbados Slim could go underneath it.
Pistol: *Has Flechette conversion option*
Zach: *”Hol’ up, wait a minute, SOMETHIN AIN’T RIGHT!”*
Yea, his pronunciation. "Flechayyyyy rounds". They don't even pronounce it like that in France, the only place I can think of that would say it close to that.
@@novabella4422 eh it depends what your background is and whether or not you even want to say it like that. It's the same as saying gif or jif yk?
that is an issue I take with a lot of gun mods for FO4, they add these odd ammo mods that tend to make the gun silly OP.
Hearing Zach _thrash_ the assault rifle is music to my ears..
Zach loves the P90 so much, I wonder how he'd react to Stargate where almost everyone uses it
Imagine if Zach and Mike played Hot dogs, Horseshoes and Hand grenades. Zach would be drooling in that game with the level of detail and amount of guns.
While also screaming over the controls? Yes please!
@@bthsr7113 knowing them probably getting tangled up in the cords to
"Oh my god it's got all these guns! Look at them! It's even got...
No...
No no no...
It's such a piece of shit!"
*Cries in Pancor Jackhammer*
Imagine Mike laying out the various April Fools weapons. I'm sure Zack's brain would break on the kiddie piano shotgun.
@@gratuitouslurking8610 The BFB? No, his mind would fucking rupture on the Holographic YOLO sight on the IPSICK.
I love when you can *hear* the shit-eating grin in Mike's voice when he's clearly just trying to make Zach mad. And I'm certain Zach knows, but just can't help himself getting mad.
As a fellow Zach I can say the rage is therapeutic
I really enjoyed him talking about the B&T and as soon as he mentioned the rotating barrel, I thought "I wonder if he knows the Px4 has that as well?" Such a great pistol. Easily the smoothest running .45 I've ever shot.
36:57 I figured out the mystery, it's an Ork gun from 40k.
Me: *listens to Zach talk about the P90 being meant for russian body armour.*
Also me: Well, guess it'll finally see that use, then.
And it'll fail terribly, because even soviet 90's plates stopped it. If you're interested Oxide did a review.
@@deadahead6775 This assumes that Russian body armor hasn’t been subject to the same acquisitions corruption all their other equipment has been. Which, given that they’ve found cardboard in place of *tank armor* in captured Russian tanks, is a big assumption.
More evidence came out right after we recorded that shows the AP ammo was not specifically created for Russian body armor.
@@deadahead6775 tbh the project was supposed to replace 9mm but it didn't and I don't even understand the reasoning of not getting the US and Turkey in to help development
@@Zach_Hazard greetings fellow Zach
Real quick if I remember my halo lore, the AR and the Magnum have built in cameras right above the barrel that would interface with a soldiers HUD. And so to "aim down sights" they'd essentially be looking through the camera on their visor/eye piece. IDK if that would realistically be useful, but I do know it helped cause if someone stole a UNSC gun, they most likely couldn't use the camera and thus had a gun without iron sights.
That is actually pretty cool
iirc you can remove that ammo counter (fittingly enough, similar to an FN F2000) and there's more conventional sights underneath
Technically the military is actually investing into technology that puts a camera into soldiers guns and having a HUD that shows them what the camera sees. I forget the project name, but if it’s not practical, it’s at least being tested nowadays
A Delta Force style scope mechanic that replaces your weapon model with a scope view but still gives you full screen hud would be a neat way to make that mechanic work.
@@atomicspartan131 Dammit, stole muh comment. I was gonna be that cool guy. But yeah, they have put that rubber to that road. Gonna bet that it reduces overall competence with a firearm through overreliance on tech. Still, firing around cover safely so my neighbor s can get more of their kids home from war...worth it.
A 600 dollar hand guard on a 2000 dollar gun, zach this is how you get your house invaded
27:50 made me laugh harder than I should have
I could only imagine what Zach would say if he saw all the guns and customizations in Payday2
*cough* suppressed revolver *cough cough*
@@honkerdoodles2764 there's like two you can actually suppress. The Nagant Revolver is one. The cylinder needs to press against the barrel. It's not necessarily hard to do but it's hilariously high maintenance and unreliable.
@@honkerdoodles2764 as someone who has around 2,000 hours into Payday 2, I'm almost certain that there is not a single suppressible revolver
@@podyjr101 judge? Technically a revolver
@@jackregan3366 well that is a shotgun, that would be a revolver
I'm sorry if anyone has already said it, but here it is:
The FAMAS can be converted to left hand in about 5-10 minutes. You just have to swap the cover you put your cheek on to the other side and do the same for the ejector on the bolt
Facial Allometric Misalignment? Accessibility Switch!
I was gonna say it if I didn't see anyone else say it!~
But it requires replacement parts right? So that would add the time to receive those parts to the 5-10 minutes.
@@erict3728 Nope just a screwdriver
@@TH3H3LLR41S3R You don't even need a screwdriver believe it or not. You can take out the holding pin to the back cover of the rifle and then use the pin to push out other pins and a bullet casing to remove smaller pins and the extractor. And I'd assume that if it needed additional tools they would have made it similar to the AK where the tools would have a little container inside the weapon.
I love when Zach gets started on his gun rants, Mike tries to play devils advocate and talk logic into why it is but Zach's just completely lost in his gun nerd tunnel vision to realize or care XD
That Kalash at 17:40 is actually quite legit :) It's from the shortened series of AK-102 (5.56x45), 104 (7.62x39) and 105 (5.45x39). I do love the flipped receiver though :)
If you see a molerat with a tan it means the summer is going to be a long one
I don't know guns, so it just looks like an AKS-74u to me.
"And Heckler and Koch started Hi-Point."
And just when we thought we'd make it out of 2022 without a true WWIII...
1:16:41 A common thing in Halo lore is Smartlink. You probably have noticed how most marines have that eye peice, the gun links up to that and creates "Smartlink Optics"
We can all agree that the vanilla weapons in Fallout 4 are just fucking ugly. Especially the Assault Rifle.
they definitely got better in 76 [besides the assault rifle]
I don't know, the handmade rifle is pretty cool looking, plus shovel AK
Zach: says pipe gun
Me: has vivid flashbacks to Brandon Herrera and his pipe gun
For the Halo Ma5D that cowling is removeable, to reveal the iron sights, but a lot of marines keep it on because their helmet's have a link the gun to see where they're aiming that way. Also the gun is too small because the dimensions for it were based off the super soldier Master chief who is like twice the size of most people. So yeah, too small looks like a toy in his hands.
The Halo Pistol is similar in the cowling, that top part of it has a camera that is linked to most marine helmets that acts as 2x scope. Its chambered in .50 cal because in halo Ce that is what it felt like due to Bungie making a last minute oopsie with the gun balancing.
You- You probably don't care...
But I do.
I care.
They kinda forgot about that some weapons were specifically designed for spartan use
@@ubermaster134 I think the only weapon specifically designed for them during the war period was the Spartan Laser. Everything else was slightly modified milspec at best.
@@Suiseisexy i meant there were weapons specifically designed for the spartans because they were bigger and stronger like the Magnum used to be for spartan use only because that gun kicks like a mule and is as big as one compared to a regular marine
@@ubermaster134 in CE you get the magnum from Keyes though he gives it to you on the bridge of the pillar of autumn
35:44 "Believe it or not Zack, people in the apocalypse hodgepodge their guns"
this is 5 times as funny if you know that the rifle they are talking about is from before the nuclear war
Even the pipe guns were designed before the war
But was it a pre-War gun or a pre-*pre*-War gun?
And it's such complete shit that the Combat Rifle, which looks way better even if it's still a fucking kludged together piece of junk, works way better for everything the Assault Rifle tries to do.
@@waywardhorizons it was a pre- pre- pre- pre- pre- pre- war gun.
Since they're now doing New Vegas Dust, that's quote is even more true.
I just wanted to say thank you. I learned so much about guns from your series on gun rants. When I fly in a plane, I downloaded the series and listen to this. Thank you so much 😊
Love when Mike messes with Zach’s guns and then waits until he notices
I was having a really shit day until I got the notification that we have another classic gun rant. Mood is instantly improved. Thank you Mike and Zach
Yup me too. Didn't expect to see another gun rant so soon
Same
Hope your day improves, man.
@@Rook725 it has been, thank you
@digifalc0087 yes I am, thank you
Zach's joy about everything to do with the FAMAs is so pure and infectious.
Same with his love for the MP5 and the Saiga 12.
FUSIL 'D ABOLIR MES ALLIÉS SUPERFLUES! FUN AND ME ASS SHOOT!
I kinda understand why first time I've ever seen a FAMAS I thought it was pretty cool i loved the sound of it firing too
So an interesting thing about rifle grenades, back during World War 2 they were literally just hand grenades where you put the grenades in a contraption to hold the spoon down and fit it over your rifle, then you'd pull the pin in the grenade and fire a blank, yeeting the whole assembly off your gun and the spoon popping off when the grenade hit the ground
Listening to this in the background, I could pinpoint the exact moment when they start discussing the assault rifle.
1:17:00 if i remember correctly human guns in the halo universe are connected to a hud display thing on the soldier's helmet (in CE it's the green eyepiece thing), so it will just show you where it's aiming at instead of needing a sight. Though it's probably just a lore explanation for the hud seen in the games.
Still could be worse
Also a similar thing with the pistol where it has a 2x scope fixed to the top of it that is linked with the wielders HUD. It also should be noted the Pistol from Halo 1 was specifically designed for Spartans to use, hence the large frame and caliber.
I would love to see the game which can actually live up to Zach's meticulous nitpicks when it comes to what does and does not make sense on a firearm. I feel like that game would simultaneously be a gun nut's dream and a casual FPS player's nightmare.
Horseshoes, Handguns and Handgrenades is what you're looking for
I think Arma 3 would fit that description too.
Escape from Tarokv
Receiver 2
Would Receiver 2 be fitting?
Hell, i'd love to see Zach play that regardless!
"Hands up Mailbox!-"
**politely lets Dogmeat pass**
"Hands up Mailbox!"
I know it's about guns, but I lost it at his reaction to the npc talking about a tanned molerat 😂
24:20 That was with the old ones. The "new" generation of rifle grenades has a bullet trap so you dont even have to switch ammunition. But for the love of God do NOT fire a live round into an old type.
I'd say if you're stupid enough to actually do that ol pal Darwin will just laugh
Natural Selection taken into account by bullets
i feel like there were alittlemore than a handful of incidents before people thought, "maybe this could be safer..."
@@blackthrone6976 Well having an effective bullet trap for a .30 caliber is more dead weight than one for a 5.56. When you want to throw a riflegrenade as far as possible you dont want dead weight.
Still awaiting the day when we get a "Mike's Gun Reviews" on the energy weapons like he proposed in the last part of this series!
Ooh, or his personal taste in the melee weapons.
@@bthsr7113 Oh him going over melee weapons would be a treat
I was waiting for Zach's rant about the "assault rifle" and I was not disappointed! XD
To be fair, that one was a product of rushed development. It was originally developed as a heavy weapon exclusive to power armor, providing more effective range and higher stopping power than the combat rifle, but lower fire rate and capacity than a minigun. Effectively an intermediate LMG for the brotherhood and high end gunners and raiders to use, instead of having every single brotherhood soldier equipped with laser weapons or miniguns.
However, they had issues with testing as test players just didn’t use power armor.
It was too clunky, drains fusion cores pretty quickly (a rare item for people unfamiliar with the game), and they eventually scrapped the heavy weapons/power armor requirement. Once that was done they ended up retooling the assault rifle into a rifle instead of a heavy weapon, rushed it into its new form and couldn’t prep unique animations for it, and it’s the abomination we ended up with today.
The way Zach reacts to his gun suddenly being different is how I imagine the 3 bears in Goldi(y?)locks and the Three Bears reacting when they find all their stuff messed around with, particularly the beds 😂
I love how he can look at a mod gun and see pieces from other guns on it and know exactly what every tiny piece is from.
Man I'd love to see what Zach would have to say about the "Slaught-o-matic" from Cyberpunk. It looks like a toy, sounds about as pathetic as a cap gun, and is somehow capable of full-auto fire.
It’s literally a disposable zip gun, it even has a breakable plastic tab as a safety.
I’d love to see zack react to Johnny silverhands gun
The thing about the slaughtomatics (and why I love them as a representation of how fucked Night City is) is that they aren't meant to be good guns. They're literally the firearm equivalent of those little capsule toys you can get for 50-75¢ at supermarkets. Cheap, easily mass produced, and conveniently disposable once it's past its two hour life expectancy.
@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong just the simple fact that they have fun vending machines tells you everything about the world cyberpunk lives in
@@drewbeauchesne1116 Huh, Spiral Knight. Also, I do like those kind of low-cost futuristic gun designs.
Mike cracking up over the tiny bayonet is hilarious.
Man, Zach going off on the design of the Fo4 "assualt rifle" POS was wonderful to hear :) thank you Zach for putting in to accurate words what we all felt when we first picked up that horrible FEV reject of a weapon :) I have a mod that replaces that weapon with a different one.
Mike is my spirit animal. Anytime these two talk about guns I can easily see my husband and I talking the same way. I know very little about guns while my husband knows so much! I also try to contribute to the conversation with nonsense and my very limited knowledge.
Zach is like my father, talks to me about guns for an hour meanwhile i'm just there trying to understand what he's saying.
The blunderbuss started out as a solution to losing powder from shaky hands when muzzle-loading. It was intended to function as a funnel. Of course, then people realized that you can’t exactly aim well past a flared barrel and so just started stuffing it with shot.
The way Zach’s voice fangirls out when he’s excited bring me … joy
It's always so wholesome hearing Zach fanboy over finding a gun he's particularly fond of
Especially when the gun is properly modeled and represented
Like a lil kid on Christmas day getting every present he wished for. It's downright heart warming.
Christmas came early
"Wholesome" isnt the word I'd use: He sounds like a 12 year old that found his dads Playboy magazine underneath the bed
The moment we’ve all been waiting for. On a side note, I just love listening to Zach spout about guns, it’s so much fun. You guys are amazing. You guys honestly should do a Gun Rants and Campfire Stories live and in person
The good gun rants are the spontaneous ones. You can't just call up that kind of charmingly pedantic rage on demand.
@@davidhansen5067 true that
The interaction between a gamer who is a subject matter expert and a gamer who is just a massively entertaining troll is always so much fun
Expert "its not supposed to work that way and heres why"
Troll * *Baits the expert into a rant while using incredibly over the top puns*
Expert * *Fails to notice the puns and just dives right into an hour long rageful expulsion of an incredibly complicated topic*
Problem with the Desert Eagle is you fire it, and it takes out your target. And then your fridge. And then your neighbor's dog. And then your neighbor.
"I can't do gun math". Zach absolutely stumped by the accuracy of that statement.
24:53 to answer Mike’s question, while there are safety features in some more modern rifle grenades, typically the force from shooting a live round through one is highly likely to detonate it. There’s a famous picture of an M1 Garand, Barrel split open in four pieces like a banana almost the entire way down to the receiver, and the wood basically gone, while laying against the legs of the soldier that fired it, though it doesn’t show him from the waist-up. Reportedly that particular blunder cost the lives of three men.
And yet some more modern rifle grenades are designed to use a live round to launch them in the first place, so.
Zach we want more of your gun rants
I've learned so much from you
Fun note on rifle-grenades around 25 minutes in. There are some recorded examples of people attempting to fire rifle-grenades with ball ammo (because they forgot to load a blank, mostly guerrillas) and it ending catastrophically, also there were some early designs that required pulling a pin to arm, though I don't think they had a fuse per se.