Zach's Gun Rants - Part 4

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2024
  • He even has strong opinions on the weapons in Fallout 4
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    00:00:12 - Pipe weaponry
    00:01:58 - PPSH- BAR
    00:02:15 - Jaguar MSX 200
    00:02:50 - SVD Dragunov
    00:06:50 - PP19 Bizon / DBJ-MS Pistol
    00:10:38 - Stechkin APS
    00:12:38 - Lever Action Rifle
    00:14:01 - FN FAL
    00:17:41 - Kalash
    00:18:52 - Saida 12 and FAMAS
    00:32:02 - Desert Eagle
    00:34:38 - Fallout 4 Assault Rifle
    00:38:07 - LK-05
    00:40:09 - Wattz Laser Rifle / Nixie Tubes
    00:43:31 - AR-15 / XM-177
    00:50:01 - MP5
    00:56:26 - MAC-11
    00:57:01 - Deliverer (Walther PPK)
    00:59:16 - Homemade AK / SCAR-LK
    01:01:12 - Ithaca Model 37
    01:03:14 - B&T MP9
    01:06:36 - B&T APC9
    01:06:55 - .44 S&W Magnum
    01:07:42 - P90
    01:15:57 - Guns from Halo
    01:19:03 - Sig P220
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  • @Zach_Hazard
    @Zach_Hazard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6020

    I’d like to make a small correction about the P90 (and MP7 by extension) and it being developed to penetrate Russian body armor.
    Shortly after I said this, old documents from the NATO pdw trials were released detailing that penetration of hard body armor was never a goal of the PDW trials. Mostly the goal was to find a low recoil, high velocity replacement for 9mm. There are two videos by Oxide and 9hole reviews on this subject that are very informative.
    At the time, the info about it “being able to penetrate hard armor” as a design goal was correct, but new info disproves this, and I was wrong. However, both 5.7 and 4.6 AP rounds are capable of penetrating soft body armor, though I cannot speak to the effectiveness, as I have not tested it personally.
    Also: Magnum Research is located in Minnesota, not Wisconsin. Whoops, lol

    • @jesseroach7978
      @jesseroach7978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      It's okay, Zach, we forgive you...

    • @jesserodriguez7588
      @jesserodriguez7588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If it isn’t too much to ask, could you link the videos in a reply?

    • @StevenChad117
      @StevenChad117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It’s hard to temper Cold War era trivia

    • @VulpineCortex
      @VulpineCortex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Literally unwatchable!

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I suggest that you should have Mike pin this comment.

  • @Pigness7
    @Pigness7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13298

    Funfact: in the concept art for fallout 4 it says "pipe guns were designed to look like they were made by someone who knows nothing about guns but wanted to make guns." This is not a joke

    • @trustyvault13canteen32
      @trustyvault13canteen32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1863

      I 100% believe that Bethesda never considered that somebody who doesn't know anything about guns probably wouldn't be able to build anything close to functioning

    • @alphawolf1919
      @alphawolf1919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +918

      Or the fact that the gun would explode with the calibers they use

    • @slipinoy
      @slipinoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +967

      They must've applied that concept to every other weapon in the game

    • @Pigness7
      @Pigness7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      @@slipinoy the concept art is extremely enlightening

    • @TheBoxGhost_tm
      @TheBoxGhost_tm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      Sadly, we don't operate on Warhammer Ork logic so most of these unholy abominations would have just exploded or jammed after the first round (if some of them even fired at all).

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3131

    Default Fallout 4 Guns: *Exist*
    Zach: “And so I took that personally.”

    • @SirBroadcast
      @SirBroadcast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      They are complete abominations. They would make John Moses Browning's eyes combust.

    • @easyontheagavesauce
      @easyontheagavesauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same.

    • @Trashmarksman
      @Trashmarksman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They are really bad tbh minus about 4/5 of them

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The only one that's practical and realistic is the laser guns, kinda says a lot about the gun designs huh

    • @Ian.420
      @Ian.420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I know nothing about guns and even I immediately realized how trash the fallout 4 guns look. Going from new Vegas guns to 4 is fucking shocking. They’re probably the worst looking video game weapons I’ve ever seen and I’ve played a shit ton of shooters.

  • @zapdog_
    @zapdog_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    Zach’s reaction to Fallout 4’s assault rifle is my reaction to Fallout’s armored fighting vehicles.

    • @nathan_thorn6906
      @nathan_thorn6906 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      To be fair… the Fallout 4 assault rifle wasn’t meant to be the assault rifle. It was meant to be a heavy weapon exclusive to power armor, serving as an LMG so not every single member of the brotherhood had laser rifles and some could use ballistics. However it was made late in development and as they’d cut the heavy weapon/power armor restriction, in response to testers not using heavy weapons (mostly because fusions cores were scarce), they ended up changing it from a power armor LMG to the abomination assault rifle we have now.

    • @lego007guym8
      @lego007guym8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@nathan_thorn6906 Someone should mod that back

    • @nathan_thorn6906
      @nathan_thorn6906 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lego007guym8 I wouldn’t recommend it because it would just make the assault rifle worse, but I would like to see the brotherhood use it. I wonder if the rifle AI (since the combat AI of NPCs is usually determined by weapon) would make it more or less threatening than the minigun wielding brotherhood.

    • @ShadowHybrid92
      @ShadowHybrid92 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      tbf iirc the assault rifle in game was meant to be used only by power armour, if you look at it in PA hands it makes more sense kinda

    • @flameesperthefolf9361
      @flameesperthefolf9361 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nathan_thorn6906 are you saying that fallout 4 could have been worse

  • @corbingarrison7167
    @corbingarrison7167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Funfact about the handmade rifle is that it is possibly a reference to Boris, a guy in Massachusetts who made an AK out of a shovel with some extra AK bits he had lying around, its actually really interesting and hilarious

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He what

    • @corbingarrison7167
      @corbingarrison7167 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 YEP, made the AK receiver out of the shovel head, made his own barrel and used some other AK parts and made an AK in his backyard and to top it all off he used the handle to make the stock

    • @WindowLickingDeer
      @WindowLickingDeer ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Trash shovel AK.

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did it work?

    • @corbingarrison7167
      @corbingarrison7167 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@FrahdChikun yep, he apparently only put ten rounds through it, only because he was worried about his craftsmanship

  • @omegaheartless
    @omegaheartless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    "Just because the magazine is sticking out the side doesn't mean it's bad, just means it's an uzi" I know very little about guns, but this statement broke me, thanks Mike.

    • @notthed6534
      @notthed6534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Literal instant heart attack moment right there

    • @rambo8863
      @rambo8863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well the movies i have seen where they use it in drive by, the magasin does stick to the side, so does the trigger and handel.

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@rambo8863 I can't tell if you're serious or are meming the fact that gangsters held their guns sideways.

    • @christophertidwell2422
      @christophertidwell2422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@THENemesisXX99 just have to hope for the latter

    • @icyphoenix2401
      @icyphoenix2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least it isn't an owen

  • @jonathanevans3853
    @jonathanevans3853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Zach: "let me throw this on the ground and show you...
    Let me save first"
    The void: "damn he's getting smart"

  • @TriangularPrison
    @TriangularPrison 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    35:23 the original concept art for the Fallout 4 Assault Rifle was originally meant to be a LMG for power armor troops. It was meant to be a cross between anti-troop and anti-heavy armored troops.

    • @65firered
      @65firered ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bethesda: Yes this LMG is called an Assault Rife

    • @TheSimmr001
      @TheSimmr001 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@65fireredit's actually in the machine gun section of fallout 4s textures folder. In assault rifle folder is the Chinese assault rifle mesh.
      (I think, it's been a while.)

  • @kuraiwolf4047
    @kuraiwolf4047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    "I can tell you use a Dragunov."
    "What gave that away?"
    "The black eye."

    • @Morning_Glorb
      @Morning_Glorb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      T9 bin 88
      9j
      5y9 just 9

    • @LurkinHandworker
      @LurkinHandworker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      In Russian military this kind of black eye is sometimes called "an idiot's mark" - you're kinda not supposed to put your eye on the suction cup on the scope, your head is supposed to lie on the cheek rest.
      Also, inexperienced marksman is called "man with and oar" due to overall shape of the rifle and its uselessness.

  • @BloodyAltima
    @BloodyAltima 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    Mike: "I can't do gun math! You guys have weird rules!"
    Zach: *Tries to sputter a defense, but concedes the point before answering the core point.*

    • @DetectiveDorian
      @DetectiveDorian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Yeah, that's what made me giggle, because even gun nerd Zack can't argue about that.

    • @Bluboy511
      @Bluboy511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Gun math is equations like the one you use to figure out what guage a lead ball is. Not only is it a really complicated equation but the results are also counterintuitive. Most people would think larger lead balls = larger guage but actually the smaller the guage the larger the ball.

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Bluboy511 isn't it something like "the amount of lead balls of this diameter I can make from a specified amount of lead is the gauge" or some weird shiz like that...

    • @whensomethingcriesagain
      @whensomethingcriesagain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@adenkyramud5005 It's "the number of lead balls of this diameter that add up in weight to a pound", I think

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@whensomethingcriesagain Ya know Gun math is weird. Like who decided that and why.
      Least algebra had fixed rules.

  • @nong333
    @nong333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    I actually saw Zach's rant about the Fallout 4 "Assault rifle" a while ago and decided to replay a bit of the game for nostalgia's sake. I was able to get a legendary version of the assault rifle and modded it to be as OP as I can get it. And since the game allows you to name guns, I thought about what was the most appropriate thing to name it when I remembered this clip of Zach talking about it and decided to name mine "Zach's Nightmare" and I used it for like 80% of my playthrough.

    • @aussiehighlands2715
      @aussiehighlands2715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Broo that's amazing 😆

    • @unr3alistic
      @unr3alistic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Since on ps4 there isn't any cool modded guns cuz sony, instead I get a mod that lets you put any parts (any gun attachment/modifers) onto any gun, so I had a 10mm with a minigun barrel that shot fatman shots

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now, if I ever make a game, I NEED to include a Zach's Nightmare in it

    • @jacksonbloodmoon3787
      @jacksonbloodmoon3787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@unr3alistic That is absolute chaos right there.

    • @TheCursedCat1927
      @TheCursedCat1927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@unr3alistic
      I'm sorry, you WHAT ?!

  • @rainestar6781
    @rainestar6781 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Zach is just... ADORABLE when he's freaking out about a ridiculous mod for his virtual armament. Or, as he put it, when "someone was goofin and made dumb stuff."

  • @TheNakriin
    @TheNakriin ปีที่แล้ว +207

    In case Zach still wants to know: the SD in MP5SD probably stands for "Schalldämpfer" which means silencer.

    • @Riamoka
      @Riamoka 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ZIS IST EIN SCHALLDAMPFER
      IT DAMPFER THE SCHALLS

    • @FortyWink
      @FortyWink 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Or more literally, sound dampener.

    • @leonwendker3610
      @leonwendker3610 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      OR more "u shoot, someone dead and nobody hears that".

  • @TheRavenofSin
    @TheRavenofSin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    Fun fact, the "Assault Rifle" was meant to be a handheld lmg used exclusively in power armor. But Bethesda scrapped the idea it was designed for late in production.

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      They should have scrapped the whole thing. Armor or no armor, it follows very little firearm logic, it looks ridiculous even for sci-fi standards, and it's a rather mediocre weapon when most other guns do everything it does but better.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@commietearsdrinker I came up with an idea to fix that retcon because they only show up in two areas of Fallout Appalachia and Boston and I sort of came up with an idea for how all the shit of the new games can pan out because these two places were trying to become worlds of tomorrow to get away from their Roots Boston being criminal haven and Appalachia trying to get away from coal miner routes

    • @The-jy3yq
      @The-jy3yq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Maybe it's something along the lines of M14?
      Y'know, bad gun in service for too long?

    • @chowellith
      @chowellith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You got a source?

    • @TheCursedCat1927
      @TheCursedCat1927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@chowellith
      Concept Arts that came with the FO4 Collector's Edition.

  • @Wulven-Hollow
    @Wulven-Hollow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    My fiancé repeats, "It has holes so that makes it better" everytime she sees a gun with holes on it since she heard Mike say that in the first rant video 🤣

    • @Juber777
      @Juber777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The cheese grater, right?

    • @Wulven-Hollow
      @Wulven-Hollow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Juber777 Exactly!!! 💯

    • @selenagamya1612
      @selenagamya1612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She's a keeper, for sure!

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Keep her from putting holes in your relationship, advice

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackthorton10 lol ok

  • @Zephle
    @Zephle ปีที่แล้ว +647

    6:46 Zach tries to disagree but then makes a noise like he can't really blame Mike for not trusting gun milimeters

    • @spartin1173
      @spartin1173 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      His real mistake was asking a marine to do math

    • @Paradox_Alucard
      @Paradox_Alucard 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@spartin1173 To quote Mike in one of the past gun rant videos "You're throwing numbers at me and it's making me angry!"

    • @Lordchunky2760
      @Lordchunky2760 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@spartin1173 marine maths is what number of crayons have they eaten

    • @spartin1173
      @spartin1173 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Lordchunky2760 they don’t count those they just consume marines dont count calories crayons or beers

  • @caboose3191
    @caboose3191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I love how they have so many mods that I genuinely don't know if Zack can tell the difference between vanilla and modded guns

  • @Thomas-fz9xw
    @Thomas-fz9xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    6:45
    Mike: "You guys have weird rules"
    Zach: "N-" **thinks about .357 and .38 being the same diameter, the US Army naming their 105mm recoilless rifle ammo "106mm" to avoid ammo mix-ups, the .410 cartridge using caliber instead of gauge like every other shot shell, and many other examples** "Yeah..."

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I always laugh because 9x18 Makarov is just midget 357

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      To be fair, you can measure .410 Bore in gauge. It's a 67 gauge shell. But that doesn't sound as good, and with shells that small it makes more sense to use caliber.

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ClonedGamer001 Also plus it's .410 Bore why the hell are you even using it in the first place? You got a Snake problem or something

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@nickrustyson8124 It has its applications. It can be fired from a pistol, which you can't really do with other shot shells, and it's small, so you can load a shit ton of em into a full sized shotgun.

    • @damascussteel7688
      @damascussteel7688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      366 tkm fits in 7.62x39 mags but wont fire unless the gun is chambered for it. this goes for a LOT of ammo types in the world

  • @Anaverageguy41
    @Anaverageguy41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I will always enjoy Mike being exceptionally spec'd into M16 knowledge and nothing else

    • @joshm2610
      @joshm2610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Marine

    • @Bakedbeard0820
      @Bakedbeard0820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Just goes to show even as a reserve, how hard the marines hammer the knowledge of their weapon into their heads.

    • @StevenGarcia-im8rr
      @StevenGarcia-im8rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      And that moment of silence when Zach realized he got outmanoeuvred on M16 knowledge by Mike.

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That’s because the Marine Corps makes this knowledge damn near second nature. All the specs and how to field strip them is something I can remember when I remember nothing else

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Bakedbeard0820 that knowledge is forever ingrained.

  • @peterclaymore2239
    @peterclaymore2239 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    12:27 Zacks utter disgust was so funny. And the added NO was the cherry on top of the cake.

  • @ZeroDuckThirty
    @ZeroDuckThirty ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The flashlight coming off with the Bizon magazine sent me into a state of panic because it got me thinking "how many more helical mags with flashlight attachments do you have!?"

  • @krika1119
    @krika1119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    The utter despair in Zach's voice when he sees a gun that either makes absolutely no sense that not even god himself could try to explain, or just a butchered version of a gun he may like.

    • @IncoherentMoron
      @IncoherentMoron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      my favourite is the wail putting the scope on a MAC-11 because it's not even the first scoped MAC-11 i've seen

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      boy he prob lothes the scrap guns

    • @dimsum3329
      @dimsum3329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reminds me of the time when Zach broke down when Mike took his grenade launcher and make it into a double barrel

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dimsum3329 Rest in peace, Betsy

  • @NewKira16
    @NewKira16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    I can only imagine what would happen if Mike & Zach ever played Borderlands for the channel. We'd probably get like 50 more Gun Rants just from how rage-inducing the guns in that game are

    • @cymond
      @cymond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Nah, they're so far from reality that there's not much to say.

    • @KoenigstigerS
      @KoenigstigerS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I believe, if Zach would play Borderlands, and knows nothing about the game, he would ragequit at the moment he find the first weapon. But it would be fun to see him getting an heart attack if he got forced to play it.

    • @gary4014
      @gary4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well they aren’t really trying to be realistic

    • @ethicalcheeze1407
      @ethicalcheeze1407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah man, guns with no iron sights or mounts are.... pretty goddam ridiculous

    • @theengineerinabox2385
      @theengineerinabox2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh god, oh god OH GOD ZACH WOULD HAVE AN ANEURYSM

  • @soundwavegamer2321
    @soundwavegamer2321 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Fun fact: the Mac-11 mods scope silencer is a reference to Kurt Russell’s weapon in the movie escape from New York.

    • @thebignosedbaron
      @thebignosedbaron 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank god someone commented this. I was going insane.

    • @soundwavegamer2321
      @soundwavegamer2321 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thebignosedbaron ya and weirdly it wasn’t the movie buff in the video that noticed it.

    • @thebignosedbaron
      @thebignosedbaron 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@soundwavegamer2321 I know right.

  • @Numbers225
    @Numbers225 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i can imagine zach getting frozen for 200 years, waking up, and lecturing people on guns like this

  • @colerobertson4411
    @colerobertson4411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    You know a gun is cringe when Mike stops playing devil's advocate and just starts laughing

    • @vanillaicecream2385
      @vanillaicecream2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      i love their little roleplay thing they do every now and then, just two best mates having fun playing fallout

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I love how it's either Zach likes a gun and Mike tries to nitpick at it, or Zach hates a gun and Mike tries to defend it. It's just a perfect formula to make content.

    • @matthew3009
      @matthew3009 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The two replies above me are the exact reason I hate their dynamic lol.
      I wish it was only Zach explaining things because Mike just says the dumbest shit and adds nothing.
      I don't know how people find the lovable in his "lovable idiot" archetype.

    • @KingReality1
      @KingReality1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@matthew3009I mean if you want Zach talking about guns go to his TH-cam channel he has own gun rants about cod vanguard and back 4 blood as well as gun cleaning streams

  • @roypaden1523
    @roypaden1523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    With the pp-19 bizon I love how Zach didn't notice that the flashlight is mounted to the magazine so every time you reload you're also changing out the flashlight

    • @CrocandCo.
      @CrocandCo. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      "Changing Flashlight, cover me!"

    • @Sturmischer
      @Sturmischer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Maybe it has an extremely short battery life XD

    • @raymondcarter6468
      @raymondcarter6468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Every time you fire a round the flash light act's like a flashbang

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Like in one of those horror games where the flashlight lasts for whole 3 minutes on normal AA batteries. At least now you always have light.

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@HappyBeezerStudios "wait my flashlight only works for 3 minutez here? Good thing my granny gsve me one every year so i have 37 more where that came from and 22 spare batteries!"

  • @randomidiot1854
    @randomidiot1854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I hope someday there’ll be a mod/game that has a “zach approval” award

  • @the_fallen_one4082
    @the_fallen_one4082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I think everyone here who has watched this a lot of times can all agree his happy noises about getting the FAMAS is one of the best moments.

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    "Why can't you just like things, and not be interested in other things?"
    "Because some things are utter trash and shouldn't exist"
    Man after my own heart.

  • @CyFiWasTaken
    @CyFiWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +25

    For the P90 thing, you can technically weld plastic, but it's really easier to just mold the plastic into the shape you want in the first place

  • @Ultrasecond77
    @Ultrasecond77 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Zach's "NO!" after Mike suggesting he convert the Stechkin to FLECHETTES is hilariously delivered

  • @kieranwalsh2058
    @kieranwalsh2058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    For anyone who’s wondering, the SD in MP5SD stands for Schalldampfer, meaning sound suppressor

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Makes sense, it is German and they have something of a habit of being literal

    • @bigcheese3115
      @bigcheese3115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For anyone who's wondering, the MP5SD is one of 8 variants of the MP5! You have the A1, A2, A3, A4, and A5. Then there's the MP5SD (my personal favorite), The MP5/10 which shoots 10mm Auto, and finally the MP5/40 chambered in .40 S&W.

    • @hammer.5564
      @hammer.5564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bigcheese3115 .40 S&W?!🤮🤮. God that round is disgusting! In a mp5? Oh the poor thing.

    • @ziqqerlad
      @ziqqerlad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      never know i need this little bit of german language class until now

    • @a_man_of_many_screams
      @a_man_of_many_screams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@bigcheese3115 Isn't there also the MP5K (short for kurtz, I think) which has a folding stock for more concealed size)

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    My problem isn't the crude assemblage of a pipe and parts thrown together by raiders. It's the pre-war abomination they call an assault rifle.

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I wouldn't be surprised if there is a mod where pipe weapons are the only ones with item condition by the way they're assembled. It would take considerable skill to make them able to fire all of the 50 round magazine without falling apart.

    • @clonescope2433
      @clonescope2433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Seriously the default assault rifle in Fallout looks more like an lmg it looks like it should be used by someone in power armor, correctly somewhere in the file the assault rifle is labeled lmg or machine gun something to that effect. .

    • @flokistormborn4599
      @flokistormborn4599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I threw up when I saw it and just sold the damn thing

    • @HappyMan0203
      @HappyMan0203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@clonescope2433 That's exactly what it was supposed to be, but for some reason at some point it was changed to be a general "assault rifle".

    • @Corundrom
      @Corundrom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They made the assault rifle look like that because they didn't want it to look tiny in power armor, but yeah, its god awful

  • @Narwhaligator
    @Narwhaligator ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I still enjoy how when Mike says "guns have weird math rules" Zach ALMOST argues before pointing out that 8mm is larger than 5mm.

  • @feIIas
    @feIIas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    As a GFL player these videos make me sound a lot smarter to other GFL players, thank you for teaching me so much about other guns

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking8610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I love how even with the obvious modded weapons Zach's general reaction is still the same with seeing the weapons that came with the base game: "OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!?"

    • @mozzy2968
      @mozzy2968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought Mike was the one who did the modding

  • @TheMovieCave
    @TheMovieCave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    there's something incredibly wholesome about zach starting a bit at 10:58 seeing the dog, stopping everything until he is out of the way then continuing his bit

    • @commissarkordoshky219
      @commissarkordoshky219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      just noticed it too xD

    • @stlegion-mz2ss
      @stlegion-mz2ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If he didnt stop, my heart would've broken, rest in peace River.......we miss u

    • @ollanius_papyrus80
      @ollanius_papyrus80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Range safety is important

    • @General_C
      @General_C 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can just picture him sticking up the mailbox, watching Dogmeat walk by wide eyed, then continuing the stickup once he's safe again.

    • @EvLSpectre
      @EvLSpectre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's not the AFT.

  • @jacksnexus2616
    @jacksnexus2616 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    54:37
    Zach: "I bought a $600 flashlight."
    Markiplier: "Weakness sickens me."

  • @ollanius_papyrus80
    @ollanius_papyrus80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The absolute deadpan delivery of “ah yes the beckler & toch mp9” was an absolute masterpiece.

    • @ruinedrx8
      @ruinedrx8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      1:03:34

  • @thefantasticdrill788
    @thefantasticdrill788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Nothing is better than Mike trying to intentionally make Zach rant by dropping inaccurate gun facts and Zach falling for the bait every time since he’s a massive gun nerd. Amazing dynamic, never stop going guys, love the stuff!

  • @everything-narrative
    @everything-narrative 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    "What is it?"
    "The assault rifle manufactured by Saint-Étienne armory."
    "What's it called?"
    "That, but in French."

    • @fyretnt
      @fyretnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@fyretnt the FAMAS
      Fusil Automatique de 7,62 mm MAS
      MAS is the French abbreviation for the Saint-Étienne armory

    • @fyretnt
      @fyretnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardmillhousenixon oh ok

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The best is still the FN FNC, the Fabrique Nationale Carabine manufacturered by Fabrique Nationale. Or with its full name: Fabrique Nationale Fabrique Nationale Carabine

    • @tomaspabon2484
      @tomaspabon2484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@HappyBeezerStudios i see your Fabrique Nationale Carabine and raise you an Indumil IMI Galil, the Colombian licence-made copy of the Galil service rifle:
      "Military Industries of Colombia, Israeli Military Industries, Galil"

  • @northstar8818
    @northstar8818 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ll try to give some details on the famas since I recently completed basic training in the French forces during which we mostly use the famas. After that it’s standard issue hk416.
    I’m left handed so basically you can switch the extractor to the left side on the famas bolt, reassemble, then attach the cheek rest dust cover piece to the other (right) side and your famas is now left handed (as in, shell ejection to the left. Otherwise it’s completely ambidextrous controls wise.
    The piece at the top is actually called a "carry handle handguard" if I had to translate it from "poignée garde-main". It is detachable also. It has to be, so you can zero the ironsights, and for maintenance.
    The reason why the French don’t like to walk around carrying it this way is because we don’t like having the barrel of the gun pointed at everything as we move around. It’s considered sort of a "gun safety" issue if you will.
    Cool gun overall, has two different rear sight flip ups including a precision one that can be used for shots up to 600 meters. Tricky if your eyesight isn’t perfect but it does work.
    Firing blank rounds is the only thing I’ve seen cause cycling issues.
    That gun is mostly plastic but hell can it take a beating! (Source: there are many ways you can hit someone with it, and trust me their bones will break way before any of the gun’s plastic parts lol)

    • @TheRealAaronSmith
      @TheRealAaronSmith ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I appreciate the plastic vs bones bit in particular, that's always been something I wondered about, especially when it comes to bullpups made of a lot of polymer. I suppose it depends on the structuring and the polymer type as well though, so other rifles may not hold up as well

  • @Jacksonthehedgehog9
    @Jacksonthehedgehog9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Love how when mike found an mp5 he pretty much came on the spot.
    Also, the halo CE magnum is considered a weapon of mass destruction. Give like 2 to a single Spartan and they could use it to wipe an entire race out unless a jackal sniper got em. Hell, give it to an odst and they can probably wipe half a continent.

  • @zerodark3505
    @zerodark3505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

    Been looking forward to this. Zach’s rants are the best way to learn about firearms and history.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That and Forgotten Weapons.

    • @bigmike9947
      @bigmike9947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bthsr7113 Don't forget about C&Rsenal

    • @idioticnerd7748
      @idioticnerd7748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's a great way for people to start learning about guns, it's entertaining enough to keep new people interested and also he knows his stuff. These two have always been hilarious and it's great that they are finally getting the attention they deserve.

    • @Castigar48
      @Castigar48 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And best way to learn some people think 5.5mm is bigger than 9mm 🤔

    • @BLOODANGELS579
      @BLOODANGELS579 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @soulbro55
    @soulbro55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Zack: Mike, you can do math.
    Mike: I can't do gun math, you guys have weird rules.
    Zack: Yeah, you're right.

    • @cymond
      @cymond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You can tell that Zach was about to argue, but his voice kinda trails off because he knows Mike is right about that one.

  • @thesysop4998
    @thesysop4998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bruh Zachs goblin giggle when he finds a gun he likes is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @skyleryarroll2369
    @skyleryarroll2369 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It looks like absolute dogpiss" is one of those soundbytes that has permanent residence in my brain.

  • @AnonymousSploof
    @AnonymousSploof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Zach: "hands up mailbox!"
    *waits for dog to pass*
    Zach: "hands up mailbox!" 🤣🤣

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Always make sure the range is clear

    • @Triezu
      @Triezu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thus we see Zach is not from the ATF

    • @brickbraker5033
      @brickbraker5033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its like a mexican stand off with the tumblewwed just rolling away

    • @thechosenbeastdoesgames956
      @thechosenbeastdoesgames956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zach has better gun discipline than most gun owners out there

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thechosenbeastdoesgames956 that bar is so low not even Barbados Slim could go underneath it.

  • @RandomZombie412
    @RandomZombie412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Pistol: *Has Flechette conversion option*
    Zach: *”Hol’ up, wait a minute, SOMETHIN AIN’T RIGHT!”*

    • @novabella4422
      @novabella4422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea, his pronunciation. "Flechayyyyy rounds". They don't even pronounce it like that in France, the only place I can think of that would say it close to that.

    • @wilhelmhause3510
      @wilhelmhause3510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@novabella4422 eh it depends what your background is and whether or not you even want to say it like that. It's the same as saying gif or jif yk?

    • @darkdialga777
      @darkdialga777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that is an issue I take with a lot of gun mods for FO4, they add these odd ammo mods that tend to make the gun silly OP.

  • @J_A_Niss
    @J_A_Niss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hearing Zach _thrash_ the assault rifle is music to my ears..

  • @patrikcath1025
    @patrikcath1025 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Zach loves the P90 so much, I wonder how he'd react to Stargate where almost everyone uses it

  • @cameron-vj6vy
    @cameron-vj6vy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Imagine if Zach and Mike played Hot dogs, Horseshoes and Hand grenades. Zach would be drooling in that game with the level of detail and amount of guns.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      While also screaming over the controls? Yes please!

    • @cameron-vj6vy
      @cameron-vj6vy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bthsr7113 knowing them probably getting tangled up in the cords to

    • @Gh0stWh33l
      @Gh0stWh33l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Oh my god it's got all these guns! Look at them! It's even got...
      No...
      No no no...
      It's such a piece of shit!"
      *Cries in Pancor Jackhammer*

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine Mike laying out the various April Fools weapons. I'm sure Zack's brain would break on the kiddie piano shotgun.

    • @Gh0stWh33l
      @Gh0stWh33l 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gratuitouslurking8610 The BFB? No, his mind would fucking rupture on the Holographic YOLO sight on the IPSICK.

  • @montlejohnbojangles8937
    @montlejohnbojangles8937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I love when you can *hear* the shit-eating grin in Mike's voice when he's clearly just trying to make Zach mad. And I'm certain Zach knows, but just can't help himself getting mad.

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a fellow Zach I can say the rage is therapeutic

  • @travisbarnes7847
    @travisbarnes7847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really enjoyed him talking about the B&T and as soon as he mentioned the rotating barrel, I thought "I wonder if he knows the Px4 has that as well?" Such a great pistol. Easily the smoothest running .45 I've ever shot.

  • @actionbastard86
    @actionbastard86 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    36:57 I figured out the mystery, it's an Ork gun from 40k.

  • @mistahjenkins4826
    @mistahjenkins4826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Me: *listens to Zach talk about the P90 being meant for russian body armour.*
    Also me: Well, guess it'll finally see that use, then.

    • @deadahead6775
      @deadahead6775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And it'll fail terribly, because even soviet 90's plates stopped it. If you're interested Oxide did a review.

    • @phillipmele8533
      @phillipmele8533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@deadahead6775 This assumes that Russian body armor hasn’t been subject to the same acquisitions corruption all their other equipment has been. Which, given that they’ve found cardboard in place of *tank armor* in captured Russian tanks, is a big assumption.

    • @Zach_Hazard
      @Zach_Hazard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      More evidence came out right after we recorded that shows the AP ammo was not specifically created for Russian body armor.

    • @parabellum9367
      @parabellum9367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deadahead6775 tbh the project was supposed to replace 9mm but it didn't and I don't even understand the reasoning of not getting the US and Turkey in to help development

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zach_Hazard greetings fellow Zach

  • @finn4019
    @finn4019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Real quick if I remember my halo lore, the AR and the Magnum have built in cameras right above the barrel that would interface with a soldiers HUD. And so to "aim down sights" they'd essentially be looking through the camera on their visor/eye piece. IDK if that would realistically be useful, but I do know it helped cause if someone stole a UNSC gun, they most likely couldn't use the camera and thus had a gun without iron sights.

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That is actually pretty cool

    • @koryfredrick1164
      @koryfredrick1164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      iirc you can remove that ammo counter (fittingly enough, similar to an FN F2000) and there's more conventional sights underneath

    • @atomicspartan131
      @atomicspartan131 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Technically the military is actually investing into technology that puts a camera into soldiers guns and having a HUD that shows them what the camera sees. I forget the project name, but if it’s not practical, it’s at least being tested nowadays

    • @trainknut
      @trainknut ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A Delta Force style scope mechanic that replaces your weapon model with a scope view but still gives you full screen hud would be a neat way to make that mechanic work.

    • @vincentdivita7800
      @vincentdivita7800 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@atomicspartan131 Dammit, stole muh comment. I was gonna be that cool guy. But yeah, they have put that rubber to that road. Gonna bet that it reduces overall competence with a firearm through overreliance on tech. Still, firing around cover safely so my neighbor s can get more of their kids home from war...worth it.

  • @BR1SK33
    @BR1SK33 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A 600 dollar hand guard on a 2000 dollar gun, zach this is how you get your house invaded

  • @proxygaming6681
    @proxygaming6681 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    27:50 made me laugh harder than I should have

  • @forgottenalex
    @forgottenalex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    I could only imagine what Zach would say if he saw all the guns and customizations in Payday2

    • @honkerdoodles2764
      @honkerdoodles2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *cough* suppressed revolver *cough cough*

    • @RandomLombax37
      @RandomLombax37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@honkerdoodles2764 there's like two you can actually suppress. The Nagant Revolver is one. The cylinder needs to press against the barrel. It's not necessarily hard to do but it's hilariously high maintenance and unreliable.

    • @podyjr101
      @podyjr101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@honkerdoodles2764 as someone who has around 2,000 hours into Payday 2, I'm almost certain that there is not a single suppressible revolver

    • @jackregan3366
      @jackregan3366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@podyjr101 judge? Technically a revolver

    • @podyjr101
      @podyjr101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jackregan3366 well that is a shotgun, that would be a revolver

  • @jackm1ller
    @jackm1ller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I'm sorry if anyone has already said it, but here it is:
    The FAMAS can be converted to left hand in about 5-10 minutes. You just have to swap the cover you put your cheek on to the other side and do the same for the ejector on the bolt

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Facial Allometric Misalignment? Accessibility Switch!

    • @alabastor6913
      @alabastor6913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was gonna say it if I didn't see anyone else say it!~

    • @erict3728
      @erict3728 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it requires replacement parts right? So that would add the time to receive those parts to the 5-10 minutes.

    • @TH3H3LLR41S3R
      @TH3H3LLR41S3R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erict3728 Nope just a screwdriver

    • @alabastor6913
      @alabastor6913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TH3H3LLR41S3R You don't even need a screwdriver believe it or not. You can take out the holding pin to the back cover of the rifle and then use the pin to push out other pins and a bullet casing to remove smaller pins and the extractor. And I'd assume that if it needed additional tools they would have made it similar to the AK where the tools would have a little container inside the weapon.

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love when Zach gets started on his gun rants, Mike tries to play devils advocate and talk logic into why it is but Zach's just completely lost in his gun nerd tunnel vision to realize or care XD

  • @MrBohdan1996
    @MrBohdan1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    That Kalash at 17:40 is actually quite legit :) It's from the shortened series of AK-102 (5.56x45), 104 (7.62x39) and 105 (5.45x39). I do love the flipped receiver though :)

    • @swolemole69
      @swolemole69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you see a molerat with a tan it means the summer is going to be a long one

    • @ngominh259
      @ngominh259 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't know guns, so it just looks like an AKS-74u to me.

  • @1992roadkill
    @1992roadkill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "And Heckler and Koch started Hi-Point."
    And just when we thought we'd make it out of 2022 without a true WWIII...

  • @scottallen2966
    @scottallen2966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    1:16:41 A common thing in Halo lore is Smartlink. You probably have noticed how most marines have that eye peice, the gun links up to that and creates "Smartlink Optics"

  • @CsubAzUrmedve
    @CsubAzUrmedve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    We can all agree that the vanilla weapons in Fallout 4 are just fucking ugly. Especially the Assault Rifle.

    • @jar-of-bees
      @jar-of-bees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they definitely got better in 76 [besides the assault rifle]

    • @insomniagobrrr5542
      @insomniagobrrr5542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know, the handmade rifle is pretty cool looking, plus shovel AK

  • @SpectralVisionsP.I.s
    @SpectralVisionsP.I.s ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Zach: says pipe gun
    Me: has vivid flashbacks to Brandon Herrera and his pipe gun

  • @timedraven117
    @timedraven117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    For the Halo Ma5D that cowling is removeable, to reveal the iron sights, but a lot of marines keep it on because their helmet's have a link the gun to see where they're aiming that way. Also the gun is too small because the dimensions for it were based off the super soldier Master chief who is like twice the size of most people. So yeah, too small looks like a toy in his hands.
    The Halo Pistol is similar in the cowling, that top part of it has a camera that is linked to most marine helmets that acts as 2x scope. Its chambered in .50 cal because in halo Ce that is what it felt like due to Bungie making a last minute oopsie with the gun balancing.
    You- You probably don't care...

    • @timberwolfbrother
      @timberwolfbrother 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      But I do.
      I care.

    • @ubermaster134
      @ubermaster134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They kinda forgot about that some weapons were specifically designed for spartan use

    • @timedraven117
      @timedraven117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ubermaster134 I think the only weapon specifically designed for them during the war period was the Spartan Laser. Everything else was slightly modified milspec at best.

    • @ubermaster134
      @ubermaster134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Suiseisexy i meant there were weapons specifically designed for the spartans because they were bigger and stronger like the Magnum used to be for spartan use only because that gun kicks like a mule and is as big as one compared to a regular marine

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ubermaster134 in CE you get the magnum from Keyes though he gives it to you on the bridge of the pillar of autumn

  • @_a_random_muffin_
    @_a_random_muffin_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    35:44 "Believe it or not Zack, people in the apocalypse hodgepodge their guns"
    this is 5 times as funny if you know that the rifle they are talking about is from before the nuclear war

    • @falloutfart9917
      @falloutfart9917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Even the pipe guns were designed before the war

    • @waywardhorizons
      @waywardhorizons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But was it a pre-War gun or a pre-*pre*-War gun?

    • @Cross_Malaki
      @Cross_Malaki 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it's such complete shit that the Combat Rifle, which looks way better even if it's still a fucking kludged together piece of junk, works way better for everything the Assault Rifle tries to do.

    • @LilMcMoffett
      @LilMcMoffett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@waywardhorizons it was a pre- pre- pre- pre- pre- pre- war gun.

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since they're now doing New Vegas Dust, that's quote is even more true.

  • @wuth-ro-in8498
    @wuth-ro-in8498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just wanted to say thank you. I learned so much about guns from your series on gun rants. When I fly in a plane, I downloaded the series and listen to this. Thank you so much 😊

  • @Jack-kb5nb
    @Jack-kb5nb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love when Mike messes with Zach’s guns and then waits until he notices

  • @Mrvizslaman
    @Mrvizslaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I was having a really shit day until I got the notification that we have another classic gun rant. Mood is instantly improved. Thank you Mike and Zach

    • @ethoman04
      @ethoman04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup me too. Didn't expect to see another gun rant so soon

    • @matthewhylton1
      @matthewhylton1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Rook725
      @Rook725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope your day improves, man.

    • @Mrvizslaman
      @Mrvizslaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Rook725 it has been, thank you

    • @Mrvizslaman
      @Mrvizslaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @digifalc0087 yes I am, thank you

  • @izzy8934
    @izzy8934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Zach's joy about everything to do with the FAMAs is so pure and infectious.

    • @drinfernodds
      @drinfernodds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same with his love for the MP5 and the Saiga 12.

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FUSIL 'D ABOLIR MES ALLIÉS SUPERFLUES! FUN AND ME ASS SHOOT!

    • @rickeyritchie6606
      @rickeyritchie6606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I kinda understand why first time I've ever seen a FAMAS I thought it was pretty cool i loved the sound of it firing too

  • @jacksongrantham4848
    @jacksongrantham4848 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So an interesting thing about rifle grenades, back during World War 2 they were literally just hand grenades where you put the grenades in a contraption to hold the spoon down and fit it over your rifle, then you'd pull the pin in the grenade and fire a blank, yeeting the whole assembly off your gun and the spoon popping off when the grenade hit the ground

  • @8eewee
    @8eewee ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Listening to this in the background, I could pinpoint the exact moment when they start discussing the assault rifle.

  • @ducky7724
    @ducky7724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    1:17:00 if i remember correctly human guns in the halo universe are connected to a hud display thing on the soldier's helmet (in CE it's the green eyepiece thing), so it will just show you where it's aiming at instead of needing a sight. Though it's probably just a lore explanation for the hud seen in the games.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still could be worse

    • @S3Cs4uN8
      @S3Cs4uN8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also a similar thing with the pistol where it has a 2x scope fixed to the top of it that is linked with the wielders HUD. It also should be noted the Pistol from Halo 1 was specifically designed for Spartans to use, hence the large frame and caliber.

  • @foxskirata
    @foxskirata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I would love to see the game which can actually live up to Zach's meticulous nitpicks when it comes to what does and does not make sense on a firearm. I feel like that game would simultaneously be a gun nut's dream and a casual FPS player's nightmare.

    • @harveyhall2350
      @harveyhall2350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Horseshoes, Handguns and Handgrenades is what you're looking for

    • @samkerski
      @samkerski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think Arma 3 would fit that description too.

    • @Levanderus
      @Levanderus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Escape from Tarokv

    • @thenutbucket5971
      @thenutbucket5971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Receiver 2

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would Receiver 2 be fitting?
      Hell, i'd love to see Zach play that regardless!

  • @Skjaldr_Vindskyter
    @Skjaldr_Vindskyter ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hands up Mailbox!-"
    **politely lets Dogmeat pass**
    "Hands up Mailbox!"

  • @Standalor
    @Standalor ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know it's about guns, but I lost it at his reaction to the npc talking about a tanned molerat 😂

  • @FortuneZer0
    @FortuneZer0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    24:20 That was with the old ones. The "new" generation of rifle grenades has a bullet trap so you dont even have to switch ammunition. But for the love of God do NOT fire a live round into an old type.

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd say if you're stupid enough to actually do that ol pal Darwin will just laugh

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Natural Selection taken into account by bullets

    • @blackthrone6976
      @blackthrone6976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i feel like there were alittlemore than a handful of incidents before people thought, "maybe this could be safer..."

    • @FortuneZer0
      @FortuneZer0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blackthrone6976 Well having an effective bullet trap for a .30 caliber is more dead weight than one for a 5.56. When you want to throw a riflegrenade as far as possible you dont want dead weight.

  • @RedeemerofDark
    @RedeemerofDark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Still awaiting the day when we get a "Mike's Gun Reviews" on the energy weapons like he proposed in the last part of this series!

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ooh, or his personal taste in the melee weapons.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bthsr7113 Oh him going over melee weapons would be a treat

  • @MetalGlitch
    @MetalGlitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was waiting for Zach's rant about the "assault rifle" and I was not disappointed! XD

    • @nathan_thorn6906
      @nathan_thorn6906 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, that one was a product of rushed development. It was originally developed as a heavy weapon exclusive to power armor, providing more effective range and higher stopping power than the combat rifle, but lower fire rate and capacity than a minigun. Effectively an intermediate LMG for the brotherhood and high end gunners and raiders to use, instead of having every single brotherhood soldier equipped with laser weapons or miniguns.
      However, they had issues with testing as test players just didn’t use power armor.
      It was too clunky, drains fusion cores pretty quickly (a rare item for people unfamiliar with the game), and they eventually scrapped the heavy weapons/power armor requirement. Once that was done they ended up retooling the assault rifle into a rifle instead of a heavy weapon, rushed it into its new form and couldn’t prep unique animations for it, and it’s the abomination we ended up with today.

  • @TheRealAaronSmith
    @TheRealAaronSmith ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way Zach reacts to his gun suddenly being different is how I imagine the 3 bears in Goldi(y?)locks and the Three Bears reacting when they find all their stuff messed around with, particularly the beds 😂

  • @arragon5481
    @arragon5481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love how he can look at a mod gun and see pieces from other guns on it and know exactly what every tiny piece is from.

  • @splint8618
    @splint8618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Man I'd love to see what Zach would have to say about the "Slaught-o-matic" from Cyberpunk. It looks like a toy, sounds about as pathetic as a cap gun, and is somehow capable of full-auto fire.

    • @drewbeauchesne1116
      @drewbeauchesne1116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It’s literally a disposable zip gun, it even has a breakable plastic tab as a safety.

    • @Childishxmarkeeloo
      @Childishxmarkeeloo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’d love to see zack react to Johnny silverhands gun

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The thing about the slaughtomatics (and why I love them as a representation of how fucked Night City is) is that they aren't meant to be good guns. They're literally the firearm equivalent of those little capsule toys you can get for 50-75¢ at supermarkets. Cheap, easily mass produced, and conveniently disposable once it's past its two hour life expectancy.

    • @Childishxmarkeeloo
      @Childishxmarkeeloo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong just the simple fact that they have fun vending machines tells you everything about the world cyberpunk lives in

    • @casualworks-
      @casualworks- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@drewbeauchesne1116 Huh, Spiral Knight. Also, I do like those kind of low-cost futuristic gun designs.

  • @EternalWarrior1988
    @EternalWarrior1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mike cracking up over the tiny bayonet is hilarious.

  • @Mak10z
    @Mak10z ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, Zach going off on the design of the Fo4 "assualt rifle" POS was wonderful to hear :) thank you Zach for putting in to accurate words what we all felt when we first picked up that horrible FEV reject of a weapon :) I have a mod that replaces that weapon with a different one.

  • @IamayMizono
    @IamayMizono 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Mike is my spirit animal. Anytime these two talk about guns I can easily see my husband and I talking the same way. I know very little about guns while my husband knows so much! I also try to contribute to the conversation with nonsense and my very limited knowledge.

  • @Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer
    @Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Zach is like my father, talks to me about guns for an hour meanwhile i'm just there trying to understand what he's saying.

  • @WhiteManOnCampus
    @WhiteManOnCampus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The blunderbuss started out as a solution to losing powder from shaky hands when muzzle-loading. It was intended to function as a funnel. Of course, then people realized that you can’t exactly aim well past a flared barrel and so just started stuffing it with shot.

  • @brianrinck4704
    @brianrinck4704 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way Zach’s voice fangirls out when he’s excited bring me … joy

  • @RickachuCXVI
    @RickachuCXVI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    It's always so wholesome hearing Zach fanboy over finding a gun he's particularly fond of

    • @jacobcordero8569
      @jacobcordero8569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially when the gun is properly modeled and represented

    • @YagrumBagarn69
      @YagrumBagarn69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like a lil kid on Christmas day getting every present he wished for. It's downright heart warming.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christmas came early

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Wholesome" isnt the word I'd use: He sounds like a 12 year old that found his dads Playboy magazine underneath the bed

  • @RadioactiveHorizon
    @RadioactiveHorizon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The moment we’ve all been waiting for. On a side note, I just love listening to Zach spout about guns, it’s so much fun. You guys are amazing. You guys honestly should do a Gun Rants and Campfire Stories live and in person

    • @davidhansen5067
      @davidhansen5067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The good gun rants are the spontaneous ones. You can't just call up that kind of charmingly pedantic rage on demand.

    • @RadioactiveHorizon
      @RadioactiveHorizon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@davidhansen5067 true that

  • @solomonheppner
    @solomonheppner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The interaction between a gamer who is a subject matter expert and a gamer who is just a massively entertaining troll is always so much fun
    Expert "its not supposed to work that way and heres why"
    Troll * *Baits the expert into a rant while using incredibly over the top puns*
    Expert * *Fails to notice the puns and just dives right into an hour long rageful expulsion of an incredibly complicated topic*

  • @BlueRadium
    @BlueRadium ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Problem with the Desert Eagle is you fire it, and it takes out your target. And then your fridge. And then your neighbor's dog. And then your neighbor.

  • @Wewk1337
    @Wewk1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "I can't do gun math". Zach absolutely stumped by the accuracy of that statement.

  • @coenisgreat
    @coenisgreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    24:53 to answer Mike’s question, while there are safety features in some more modern rifle grenades, typically the force from shooting a live round through one is highly likely to detonate it. There’s a famous picture of an M1 Garand, Barrel split open in four pieces like a banana almost the entire way down to the receiver, and the wood basically gone, while laying against the legs of the soldier that fired it, though it doesn’t show him from the waist-up. Reportedly that particular blunder cost the lives of three men.

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And yet some more modern rifle grenades are designed to use a live round to launch them in the first place, so.

  • @piotrnowakowski3560
    @piotrnowakowski3560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Zach we want more of your gun rants
    I've learned so much from you

  • @NiceGuy-Nationalist
    @NiceGuy-Nationalist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Fun note on rifle-grenades around 25 minutes in. There are some recorded examples of people attempting to fire rifle-grenades with ball ammo (because they forgot to load a blank, mostly guerrillas) and it ending catastrophically, also there were some early designs that required pulling a pin to arm, though I don't think they had a fuse per se.