r/Onejob | NO.
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Narrator ► / thelexikitty
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when lexi said "thats canon", thats when i realized that being chronically online and obsessed with fandoms is no longer weird and abnormal
ty soda-kun for inventing soda otherwise I'd be sad and drinkless rn
It is, it's just now there's more of you
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@@Reclipse177 C
@@dashingclasher D
"it's like eating a beige toyota camry"
Never thought this sentence would PREFECTLY apply to a description of a Golden Oreo, to a point that i can feel it
In Colombia, they mainly sell golden oreos and finding normal oreos is like finding diamonds while mining iron, it's a treat.
dang fr? i've never tried the golden ones
i gotta try one of those "Beige toyota camry" one day. Sounds delicious
I love how passionate Lexi is about oreo flavors. The dumbest hills are also my favorite ones to die on.
he is not wrong.
@@zachchristians5199
*She
She's a trans woman
It's got a good point, lemon Oreos are fire
Whatever happened to the uh-ohs?
@@zachchristians5199 *she
1:12 We need a "Editors unhinged" episode where each editor gets to patchwork together something like the linemetal
My friend: What's your favorite music genre?
Me: ... I can't give you a straight answer.
Well, never thought I’d see an intimidating light switch but I guess you learn something new every day
Hello
Ayy i watch your stories
No way it’s Conner pugs from the popular TH-cam channel Conner pugs
Hey Connor Pugs, I just want to thank you for all the free nothings you gave me!
Hey! I know you...
I don't know how, but Lexi always makes me crack and laugh uncontrollably.
She makes you crack
Does she u a nice pyrex to cook it in?
@@astargirlhtxrodgers6073 they said her name, they didn’t misgender her??
@@garfield-guy her*
@@shellyfields5032 literally i have no how i just said something that stupid i’m so sorry
1:47
As a British, I always got mad that Americans didn’t have kettles. Now I see why, they have kittles instead! Such smart thinking
Same with the ASDA, it's weird how different similar countries can be.
That's a British brand tho...
(Also I'm an American with an electric kettle, they're great, more people here should have them)
@@Wildcard_Chaos ASDA is owned by Walmart (apparently)?
We don't have kettles?
my parents spend like $60 a month on a subscription to Ice Mountain. I just boil the tap water for 5 minutes and I'm drinking 2.5L
It costs like 15 cents in gas per kettle and they're literally at wal-mart for like 8 bucks
the only problem is forgetting to refill it and waiting half an hour for it to cool down
Okay, the edit on lexi's narration into a metal song was prerty good.
1:14 the editor is really going off with these remixes and I'm loving it
Yeah, but we have lost the fan arts a the end. I also think we didn't even get a intro.
@@pipopoikapelaa5468 Thats because people skip the intos and fan art so they just cut it out now
@@pipopoikapelaa5468 Fan art is coming back. It will just take a while since these are pre-recorded.
@@pipopoikapelaa5468 it's coming back, fan art I mean
Someone make this 10 hour version
lexi, you have the power to instantly make people smile whenever they open the video and hear you. i'm scared.
If I know light switches, most of the time they are likely installed by a previous owner, or the current owner. So the person who installed the no light switch probably installed it upside down accidentally, and just didn’t want to go back and rewire the whole thing.
Edit: ok so maybe I don’t know as much as I thought I knew about light switches. I’m sorry
If the wiring is done correctly then it should only take a few minutes to fix.
“If I know light switches” 🤓🤓
@@gianmarcovinals483 "'If I know light switches'🤓🤓"🤓🤓
R/wooosh
@@loganbilbrey2414 r/foundthemobileuser
Stee being old slang for ladders is actually pretty interesting, though. They may have messed up the design, but they did help us learn something through it at least lmao. And something about calling a kettle a "kittle" is just kinda cute TBH.
As a Brit, hearing a non British person pronounce ASDA (literally said, as-da) as A-S-D-A is just so comical
(Insert very muffled pillow screaming here)
**internal screaming**
*external screaming*
Perhaps after visiting ay es dee ay, we could go take a look around eye kay eee ay?
I agree, it's beautiful
7:07 No the onejob was making 2 matching pandas (they're aren't any matching ones)
In case you think otherwise
1: Doesn't have bamboo 2: This is the baseline panda 3: Foot on the left doesn't have pads 4: Right ear isn't shaded 5: No leaves on the end 6: Right eye isn't shaded
My dad and some of his coworkers call everyone who works on houses and does a shit job “Gary”
He was installing a smoke detector in my room and it didn’t have wires to connect it to and he was like “god damn it Gary”
Edit: oh yeah our neighbors landlord, his name is Gary. Yeah.
I have noise sensitive ears. This just made my day. I would probably just leave it that way xD
@@LexusLFA554 funny thing, our neighbors landlords name is Gary
@@LexusLFA554 I think the same thing sometimes, but then I'm like "...what if there's a fire?"
Well sh*t
Lexi is actually so smart. Their narrations are my favourite! Love you Lexi!!!
Lexi uses She/Her pronouns
Edit: I KNOW THAT THEY IS A UNIVERSAL PRONOUN! I USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS! I WAS JUST SAYING THIS BECAUSE IF YOU USE THEY/THEM FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T USE THOSE PRONOUNS AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE PERSONS ACTUAL PRONOUNS ARE IT IS TECHNICALLY MISSGENDERING!
@@catboyxavier the comment had basically nothing to do with pronouns bro
@@catboyxavier "their" is a universal pronoun...
@@catboyxavier "They" is gender neutral so both boys and girls can use they them pronouns, I understand what you getting at but please only correct people if they are using pronouns that invalidate the person in question
@@catboyxavier you literally can not misgender someone when using they/them... Please don’t accuse me of such a thing. 😐
"that's a potato" no, can't you read? It's a brown onion.
I love ur comment
1:03
“But why would you do it on purpose!?”
Nah, I’m gonna be driving and accidentally eat my Toyota.
I love your videos EmKay, you are one of the biggest reason why comedy is still a thing and not in the extinct pile with the dinosaurs
1:09 lyrics
Line line line line line
L I N E L I N E L I N E L I N E! !
Line line line line
(Drum solo)
Nice beige Toyota Camry
(Rock music plays)
LINELINELINELINE
(Denny's 4am Rock concert)
I love it
9:20, every pink sprinkled donut from that brand is like that, and it's only the pink ones too, smh
5:44 a while back the burger king in my town had a list on the window of everything they were out of... On the list were fries and then further down the list was large fry boxes. And I couldn't help but wonder why I would care if they were out of fry boxes if they were out of fries. I also wondered why they bothered opening at all because the list was long.
7:53 It's fun to shop at the A-S-D-A!
I was gonna point this out
9:41 you need 2000 points to remove this barrier
9:59, if that door still closes that's actually pretty good job, millimeter accurate job in fact. I see nothing wrong in it, but it is quite amusing.
My lungs had one job.
*to keep me from dying of laughter*
"Reading glasses"
Are the glasses inside her head or what-
9:49 those stairs were there for a long while then someone re did the path around the building and did not re do the stairs
My landlord was having my bathroom redone and the guy laying the floor just laid the floor down, didn't finish it or pin it down, and just left. I love people who are hired to do jobs they don't do. The good news is that it didn't cost me anything and the landlord company fired him.
3:41 who the heck would pay 6 dollars for 5 chicken nuggets? That better be some gargantuan nuggets.
1:22
_Ba, ba, ba, Ba! Mcslim! Our newest item on the menu! Get mclovin’ and keep on that McDiet at the same time!_
lmao i saw muslim instead if mcslim
She is VERY passionate about her oreos
Hey, Oreos are serious business :P
Yah, who isn't?
1:56 Is nobody gonna point out the fact it says "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" behind the kittle?
Were not gonna do it because we don’t want people to say I KNOW STUPID RAGE RAGE I HATE U YAAN DHS AKA WU W HW g su zINJ aha I &/ &/ 8/ Is
I worked for a sewer service for a few years, there are trucks with 500+ foot hoses on the front that blast water at very high pressure to clean out city sewer lines. Anyway that's probably why those manhole covers with the road lines are crooked, they're heavy AF and the operator ain't about to fiddle around trying to make sure it's straight when putting them back in
11:12 that's not an upside-down shopping cart; that's a Cookie Monster.
1:53 So we are just going to gloss over how the background of the box is screaming? Aight.
This editing is amazing honestly 💀🥹
This is the only Emkay episode that I couldn’t stop laughing. Great Job Lexi!
8:23 that’s a weird way to say testosterone
This video radiates a level of chaos even high for Lexi-standard and I'm all here for it
5:38 I think burgers is in quotation marks because they can’t type the word burgers into the machine due to technical difficulties not just a burger patty which is what ur thinking
This is the first time in a while that I’ve seen or heard Lexi in an Emkay video in a long time it’s nice to hear her voice again
i didnt know lexi was a her :0 is she MtF?
@@kai_lol6686 what’s mtf? She is a trans that identifies as a woman and she has a wife not a husband
@@kai_lol6686 what’s mtf? She is a trans that identifies as a woman and she has a wife not a husband
@@michaelsegal3558 MtF means male to female, and when did i mention that she had a husband?
@@kai_lol6686I see no she has a wife not a husband in some of the videos she refers to her wife as “Lexi wife”
I came out as Trans the other day (Call me Chloe ^_^)
Watching this video; having fellow MTF gal Lexi narrate it AND she's having so much fun while i'm still so fucking BUZZED and hyper is just making me SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!
Luke was a miserable git but Chloe is just SO FUCKING CUTE!!!
Hey Chloe!!! I’m Alex I’m a trans boy that came out a little while ago! Congrats on coming out!
@@alexverni Aww, well i hope you're as happy with the New You as i am with the New Me! ❤
@@fishpop I am thank you!!! ❤❤❤ Hope everything goes well with you! :)
I hope you feel more like yourself now :) when I figured out I was trans I started really being myself so I hope the same for you, and very important! Always correct people! Even a stranger! You deserve to be called the right gender! You are a girl! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise :))
@@themoonchild7302 It wasn't a case of "I was born in the wrong body"
I just find women to be more appealing and i'd been having dreams every night where i became one since 2007. So technically i've been Trans since then but have only recently decided to embrace it. ^_^
Tell you one thing; i definitely started feeling much happier once i came out to the Discord server i'm in. Was buzzing like mad for at least two weeks.
The buzz has mostly faded now but i'm still feeling better than i was before May 2nd.
Rather appropriate that my 1 month anniversary falls within Pride Month. :P
5:58 you forgot the r/crappyoffband
Lexi saying my name (which is Aster) made me overly happy lol
4:33
the best Stevie impression I’ve ever heard from Lexi so far
edit: stewie i meant stewie
You meant stewie?
@@Local-crackhead it was a typo i swear
@@DisorderlySpud it's OK it can happen to anyone
He sounded more like mr crocker
I agree with Lexi about Lemon Oreos over Golden Oreos. Lemon ones are just so much better.
Lemon anything is better
@@arty217
I like lemons, my family thinks they're sour though. They don't really like them that much.
@@arty217 As the Vice-President of lemons, I agree with this statement.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THAT FRUIT CANDY 1:41
2:38 Lexi is DysLexic confirmed
0:18 Great. Now I'm making plans to install a switch and led display. Every time you flick the switch the display would get agitated and the switch would go back to it's original position. This switch would serve 0 purposes for the home.
Yay the best narrator who probably doesn't narrate alot cause she can't see but we love you anyway
4:22 People when they speak at age 1-3 or so
It feels like Lexi has some knowledge database in her brain, and she prints out random information about random stuff
"I ACTUALLY KNOW WHY THAT HAPPENED"
6:54
something very similar happened at my school recently. my bio teacher had a trash can that said "do not leave the cafeteria". the trashcan was upstairs, halfway across the school
Thank you for returning lexi!!! MISSED YOUU
The "Heder goes here" one really cracked me up.
0:36 you see this is a puzzle you have to complete to unlock the next part of the game
9:09 ~ Rather than take out a couple of screws and rewire the keypad they just opted to use tape and pen. I'm sure it took more time to find the tape and pen then attach them to the pad than it would have to rewire the interface. Thirty seconds, I'm sure.
8:35
you can feel the chaotic sass emanating from this picture
0:18 "Is the light on?"
NO.
That's better than my kitchen switch. You have to push it down to turn the light on.
0:52 What's up Sexy? I'm LOKI and I gotta say I agree with Lexi here. The lemon oreo is the superior golden oreo. Don't try to change my mind.
I won't even though you are wrong.
@@songohan3321 You are missing a comma.
@@loki4807 I did put a comma but the TH-cam app decided it wasn't necessary.
Lemon Oreos are SUPREME and should be praised by all
@@Rachelbedum You have the correct fact.
That street line/camry/metal/ebm combo is perfect.
Also, I sneezed those sprinkles onto the donut, and they stuck.
FINALLY!! Someone speaks the truth about Lemon Oreos being better than Golden Oreos.
Me who lives in a place where you can't even find regular Oreos 🗿
1:27
I CAN'T STOP LHATGING
3:36 - Boss, I think jeff ate another nugget.
I want my future child to ask my anything I dont want to do, and all I have to say is “Let’s let the light switch decide!” And I just flip it to “No”
Lexi is back!! HORRAAYY!!! see you next year
When I worked at Arbys we had a couple instances where we had to tell people we were out of roast beef…Yep, can’t believe it either…
"We don't have the meats today."
@@TyphinHoofbun 😂 Exactly
Lexi: -wants the disespectful light switch-
Me knowing that its just upsideown: 💀
I can explain 5:05 , that is from a subway station, it has a bunch of drawings like that and they are all jumbled in some way or another on purpose.
7:45 Emkay making random sounds for atleast 10 seconds straight
10:14 had me on the ground out of breath
So today my sister made "cornbread" turns out what they made was bread with lots of corn in it. I think it may even have been canned corn too.
One like = one prayer that my sister and mom will learn what cornbread is.
Why would they keep the cans? Shurly at that point they must have realized it wasn’t right!
Lexi I genuinely appreciate your inside knowledge of all these horrific handyman jobs 👏🤣
0:51 don’t you EVER disrespect Golden Oreos like that again
0:13 No, because, you see, she isn't reading right now.
3:02 baby carrots are not actually baby carrots, they're just broken and/or cut larger carrots.
STILL,THAT IS A SIMPLE JOB
I love it when Lexi goes " I know exactly how this happened". I'm learning a lot :)
8:15 was he gonna say dad? if so... can I make my dad burn in hell?
Or a hot dog🌭, or a ciggar!🚬, or your d- 🍆 *scream.mp4*
The best part about the Easter thing at 3:12-ish is, "aster" (αστήρ) is literally star in Ancient(?) Greek so my mind immediately went "Ah yes. Happy Star."
0:02 ah yes *SMORK ALAM*
Smork alam, my favorite dish 🤌
Alam means know in tagalog
0:30 L *R* E *I* F *GH* T TURN
only
5:53 r/onecrappytruth
I wanted to comment that
1:13 When my friends ask my what's my favorite music genre, I'm saying "It's not gonna be a straight answer"
I don’t know if I’d put Lexi roasting golden Oreos in r/murderedbywords or r/rareinsults either way she’s totally on point
The "Heder goes here" Part is like A Fairytale to A baby at roblox typing a chat in a roleplay game
Lemon olden Oreos are the best Oreos, change my mind.
Lemon is always superior when it comes to snacks
I haven't had oreos in a long time but i remember mint was pretty good if they haven't change any ingredients that is.
boy syrup sounds like a term for something white and sticky that i won't name
All these videos are funny especially after a bad day at school
Definitely, they're much appreciated
Mhm
1:13 "Define the Line" is Lexi's top charted single metal song ever.
I missed Lexi so much!!! ♥♥♥♥
The reason why there are a few sprinkles on the punk donuts are because thats the actual design, when i order donuts all of the ones on display have a quarter amount of sprinkles
This was so chaotic and I love it.
Holding your laughtet while being awkwardly right next to your family hits different. Especially when you're absolutely dying.
Just love seeing all the brits (me a Scot included) being triggered by lexi saying Asda as a.s.d.a lol
The Panda Puzzler one is actually correct, the "NO" isn't the /onejob, the actual puzzle is!
Top left: No stick and missing fur tuft on torso
Top Middle: Every feature included
Top Right: Missing paw
Bottom Left: Ear not coloured in
Bottom middle: Stick is missing leaves on the end
Bottom right: No shading around the eye
There are no two pandas alike, UNLESS you consider the stick missing the leaves to mean that the top middle, and bottom middle are alike because although their sticks are different the pandas themselves are alike, in which case that's a pretty hardcore spot the difference puzzle plus logic test for a kid and you could maybe convince me to be here for it.
I've recently had lemon Oreos and they were perfect for spring and, yes, far superior to regular golden Oreos. I seriously have never met anyone who unironically eats those. It's like long John silver's. No one you know eats there, but they're still in business
Almost all Dutch mayonnaise is at least slightly yellow and it's considered one of the best in the world. Fun fact, it's made with raw eggs.
Wait, is "stee" being a word for ladders related to the word "steep" or is that just coincidence?
2:20
Fun fact: there is a word "ילד" in Hebrew and its sounds like that: Yéled
Its translates like boy/kid
And the host said it like its was on Hebrew
I’m going to call my brother that 24/7 thank you