@@half-blindentity9846 But I think it's interesting, what's the line between human and zombie, if it's in a universe where it's a gradual transformation of living people? How will we measure when they are considered too human to kill?
I love how in any show involving zombies every survivor is like: “let’s find a cure for the zombies” as they casually kill every zombie so there’s no one left to cure and the ones they do cure have missing limbs
Tina would disapprove of such behavior. But you know her: butts, Jimmy Jr. Zombies, Horses. Not necessarily in that order. Horses and zombies tie for first place. And second place is horse zombies.
4:57 knowing that in the original scene for this meme template Scott is driving forwards without looking just adds that perfect *extra* layer of annoyed absurdity to this. Also the look on his face also adds to it XD man, that Homecoming episode is classic
As a Canadian, I can confirm if you litter, big Stacy will pick you up and leave you stranded in Quebec. And trust me, you do not want to be stranded in Quebec.
Google says largest mosquito is Holorusia mikado, has a wing span of 8cm and lives in Japan, actually. Definitely not what I expected, would have thought largest mosquito has to be somewhere in Africa or South America.
"I'M GOING TO SHAKE YOU LIKE A SAUCE BOTTLE" is my new favorite Barbarian phrase and I will even use it for my voracious Gnoll Monk who has an appetite like Goku and equally as many IQ points.
"It's the end of the world as we know it, It's the end of the world as we know it, It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feeeel fiiiiiiiiiiiine"
1:25 a guy did this to me once. I got very scared when he got closer, but he stepped down from the sidewalk to move past me. I genuinely appreciate that guy for what he did. 2 days before I happened to be followed by a creep (in broad daylight AND at a store) I was terrified of going back near that place, but had to since it was right in front of the grocery store. The guy must've seen me act nervous, looking around for possible danger and decided to make me feel more comfortable. This was probably meant as a joke, but we do genuinely appreciate every effort put into making us less terrified of potential danger. Whether it's crossing the street, stopping or slowing down to put more distance between us, pretending to be someone we know to get us away from a creep or even looking at everything else while walking up stairs. Thank you!
I’ve heard that the best way to pass a woman on the sidewalk to avoid seeming like a stalker is to cross the road and to try to be as noisy as possible so you don’t sneak up on her. Cough, squeak your shoes, etc.
While I acknowledge that everyone has their own issues and insecurities...I do recommend talking a therapist about this. Feeling not just nervous but even terrified cause of something like this is not good for you continuous mental health.
@@NotChicoAndPico thank you for your concern. All this happened in the span of 3 days, a little over a year ago. I remember it as clear as yesterday because being followed was a terrifying experience, but I don't feel any fear being close to that place anymore. I did have professional help for other reasons, and talked about the incident with my therapist. You're very kind for caring! 🤗 (And since you're not chico and pico...I'm guessing you're coco. My condolences for hearing about that cursed...''content'')
@@Pancakes4CamPlz Glad you got help then. I never had such issues myself, not that I was not followed before, but I just did not care about it. That said, I know people that had similar issues so I know it can be tough to carry that in your life. (One of my friends actually came about because she thought I was following her around, and the guy she was with confronted me and then it kinda just went from there) (Whatever cursed content may you mean? All I can think of are some very entertaining animations that cause people to have confusing reactions. )
52nd time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.
And before anyone calls me out,Ask EmKay is part of EmKay,OG Slazo and the editors are included in this comment,this is suggested as a once a year special,and although Lexi may not be a guy,she is still one of the guys. And I used "guys" in that context,as a gender neutral term.
I have to deal with the fact that I’ll be 20 in the same year YT will be 20, since we’re both ‘05 “kids” So next year, YT will be a legal adult. Wonder if they’ll do anything for that or wait til 20yrs
Drinking milk from its source is something special, the way the warm white liquid slides down your esophagus while the cow gives out a small gentle moo. You close your eyes in content for just a moment, this feels too good to be true, this must be some kind of sin but is not. Your lips press against the soft pink utter and the cow gives one last moo as your pull away from your own personal heaven.
Provided they're the kind of zombies that kill people, until we figure out how to turn them back, every single last one of them is free game to destroy.
6:06 On the plus side, a cultist of "The Beast" is gonna offer superpowers to people who he can put his mark on the forehead of, on the other hand, those people get eaten alive eternally by locusts. Jesus is gonna come down and kill the leviathan with a sword, though, so that'll be cool. I know I'm a good person. I do my best to help who I can, so odds are I'll get the good end, but who knows. Also, the exact time of Jesus' return is "Only known by god and jesus", so anyone claiming to know is wrong. The bible also said that leading up to that time, people will say "look, THERE is the lord!" and "look, _there_ is the lord" and to ignore those people. They're either scammers or misinformed zealots, odds are.
@@unreasonable-man.bsky.social I mean Jesus didn't exactly come to judge the living and the dead yet so I don't think it's happened yet, IF it's going to.
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Well, the course of Roman history didn't exactly go as early Christers would have predicted. The empire they saw as their oppressor, instead of falling to their god's wrath, went on to spread their religion before falling to pagans.
Lawfully legal? As opposed to what? Unlawfully legal? Lawfully illegal? Jesus Christ, this is why you end up eating at Taco Bell and thinking it's good.
Lawfully illegal...You get hired in an official capacity to do something, by the people that make the laws, but what you would be illegal normally? Unlawfully legal can actually happen though. Any time a law is passed that contradicts the constitution, it is unlawfully, as it is against the constitution, legal. Most get change after they realise their mistake or someone sues.
I know at least one person who unironically says that sitting while peeing is "gay". But knowing their overall unpleasant personality, I'm not at all surprised.
"Also, i don't like sitting. It's girly, you know?" I never understood that. I mean, it's way more relaxing to just sit on the toilet and just kind of nudge the extra finger males have downwards.
for the last meme i think it would fall under self defense, so as long as they try to bite you first . i think youed be aloud to bash them brains in ^w^
It was from a special in which Marceline loses her vampire powers, and must kill other vampires that give her their abilities, in this case the one in the image, the ability to transform into animals and other creatures
Chapter 1: A Twist of Fate “STOP! PLEASE!” I scream as the mechanical rabbit smashes the empty vase to the ground. The glass shards sprinkle across the ground like a twisted wonderland. He found me, I thought. I thought I could run, I thought I could hide, I thought I could get away from the mechanical rabbit… but ever since I saw him move at the carnival… he wouldn’t let me get away from it. Nobody believed me, never. They all called me crazy, delusional, and that I was making a big fuss over nothing. I saw the way he stared at me. And nobody would know how I have died… The mechanical rabbit leaps onto me and rips off my jeans with little effort. His claws sharpen, and I can feel his razor sharp claws impale my exposed leg, revealing 3 deep, large wounds all dripping with blood. “STOP! PLEASE! I TOLD YOU I WOULDN’T-“ The mechanical rabbit quickly silences me by grabbing my neck. Everything seemed like it froze for a second, like only now the vase stopped echoing it’s final moments, like only know I didn’t hear it’s horrible, screeching noises. I knew that he could end it right here, right now. That he could crush my throat without thought, that I were at the mercy of this horrible monster. “Do it.” I say stubbornly. “Do it! Kill me then! This is what you want isn’t it? For my voice to be silenced?” “No…” an inexplicably horrible voice starts. “No. This isn’t what I wanted… but I do want something from you. Your skin, your voice, your eyes, your life. You know, I’ve always wanted to be human. It’s hard putting up an act for so long, you know. Haha!” I didn’t know what he meant. He wanted my skin? My voice? My eyes? It didn’t matter anyways, I knew I would be dead by tomorrow. “AH!” I cry, as the mechanical rabbit shoves me against the wall and stabs me in the chest, causing my organs to leak out in my crimson red blood. The anamorphic rabbit laughs as I cough up blood and choke on my own bodily fluids. He releases me and watches me crumble to the floor, crippled. The only thing I see in my last moments of life is the dirty marble floor, pieces of broken turquoise glass, my own blood, and the darkness of my apartment. The same horrible voice reached my ears, “Let’s begin… shall we?” and I can feel him rip off my face.
Jack has yelled so much into the microphone that in the first clip, he temporarily broke the microphone lol
I know right 💀
eh not loud enough
You live with him?
I swear I thought my headphones broke
*and on the right*
Killing a zombie isn't really murder, it's more along the lines of desecration
If you kill someone with rabies it's murder, but if you kill a zombie it's still murder cuz rabies is a zombie virus!
That actually makes sense, though the body being infected already desecrated it anyway
@@half-blindentity9846 But I think it's interesting, what's the line between human and zombie, if it's in a universe where it's a gradual transformation of living people? How will we measure when they are considered too human to kill?
I love how in any show involving zombies every survivor is like: “let’s find a cure for the zombies” as they casually kill every zombie so there’s no one left to cure and the ones they do cure have missing limbs
Tina would disapprove of such behavior. But you know her: butts, Jimmy Jr. Zombies, Horses. Not necessarily in that order. Horses and zombies tie for first place. And second place is horse zombies.
Jack went into madness mode in 10 seconds.
New record!
Jack has such an talented voice, from complete and utter rage to 3:16
4:57 knowing that in the original scene for this meme template Scott is driving forwards without looking just adds that perfect *extra* layer of annoyed absurdity to this.
Also the look on his face also adds to it XD
man, that Homecoming episode is classic
As a Canadian, I can confirm if you litter, big Stacy will pick you up and leave you stranded in Quebec.
And trust me, you do not want to be stranded in Quebec.
French
Ew Quebec
Can also confirm
If you get stranded in Quebec, well…
Prepare to die to an agonizing death worth of your worst nightmares
0:09 I’m surprised jack wasn’t saying the mosquito was small considering he’s Australian
Google says largest mosquito is Holorusia mikado, has a wing span of 8cm and lives in Japan, actually. Definitely not what I expected, would have thought largest mosquito has to be somewhere in Africa or South America.
@@pallao3500 yeah I definitely wouldn’t expect it to live in Japan, that’s really interesting
Jack, please, give your microphone it's vacation days
Your voice makes me laugh so much, in the best way possible 😂
its not the channels voice, there are several voicers
@@BlackTeishin yeah I know
@@KawaiiPandass123 ok
If there were that big of mosquitos I might just move to mars at this point
I'm gonna move to Saturn.
Already used by J
@@memetrain2702 by who?
"I'M GOING TO SHAKE YOU LIKE A SAUCE BOTTLE" is my new favorite Barbarian phrase and I will even use it for my voracious Gnoll Monk who has an appetite like Goku and equally as many IQ points.
“Why did you look up how to say pig with disease in Latin”
Me: oh it can’t be that ba-
*OH_MY1 has gotten covid 99*
....I didn't get it
I’m not brave enough to look it up 😎
@@applesandcheese25 and that’s how Ocean Clown became the most worshiped man on earth
@@joebidenofficialpotus cum
@@applesandcheese25 It's "porcum morbium." Diseased pig.
"Zombies are also Human" Why not try and convince those things to stop eating us? lol
Noooooooo thy havw rufgt to ear what tg ey wankr thatist thwir rif ht of frediim
Something about Jack yelling about being a gentleman is just so funny to me 😂😂😂
2:12
Every asexual ever
the *WELCOME TO CANADA* was a jump scare
"It's the end of the world as we know it, It's the end of the world as we know it, It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feeeel fiiiiiiiiiiiine"
8:03 Fun Fact: every time year in Russia ends in 0 (2010, 2020), we have temperature of about 40°C
5:34 curiosity got the best of me, but to be honest I've been so desensitized by the internet that while it is wield it's not that bad.
Same, it's weird but not that weird, and not entirely unexpected.
So close to 3 million subs! Love your amazing content, keep up the great work!
The last one is terrifying considering the times...
I love getting a new narrator every meme when Jack is around
1:25 a guy did this to me once. I got very scared when he got closer, but he stepped down from the sidewalk to move past me. I genuinely appreciate that guy for what he did. 2 days before I happened to be followed by a creep (in broad daylight AND at a store) I was terrified of going back near that place, but had to since it was right in front of the grocery store.
The guy must've seen me act nervous, looking around for possible danger and decided to make me feel more comfortable.
This was probably meant as a joke, but we do genuinely appreciate every effort put into making us less terrified of potential danger. Whether it's crossing the street, stopping or slowing down to put more distance between us, pretending to be someone we know to get us away from a creep or even looking at everything else while walking up stairs.
Thank you!
I’ve heard that the best way to pass a woman on the sidewalk to avoid seeming like a stalker is to cross the road and to try to be as noisy as possible so you don’t sneak up on her. Cough, squeak your shoes, etc.
While I acknowledge that everyone has their own issues and insecurities...I do recommend talking a therapist about this. Feeling not just nervous but even terrified cause of something like this is not good for you continuous mental health.
@@NotChicoAndPico thank you for your concern. All this happened in the span of 3 days, a little over a year ago. I remember it as clear as yesterday because being followed was a terrifying experience, but I don't feel any fear being close to that place anymore.
I did have professional help for other reasons, and talked about the incident with my therapist.
You're very kind for caring! 🤗
(And since you're not chico and pico...I'm guessing you're coco. My condolences for hearing about that cursed...''content'')
@@Pancakes4CamPlz Glad you got help then. I never had such issues myself, not that I was not followed before, but I just did not care about it. That said, I know people that had similar issues so I know it can be tough to carry that in your life. (One of my friends actually came about because she thought I was following her around, and the guy she was with confronted me and then it kinda just went from there)
(Whatever cursed content may you mean? All I can think of are some very entertaining animations that cause people to have confusing reactions. )
5:44 the moment I finally had use for split screen function, will never regret it.🤣
5:49 "haha peepeepoopooamonguspenislul" Is what you sound like, internet.
5:34
me: it's either going to be among us, morbius, or something dirty
ITS ALL 3
(thumbnail) you gonna have to pass the salt like the bartender from greatest showman
3:30 It's either a double stream or the "mist" sitting on the garden hose
4:55 I can’t believe Jack didn’t make a Scott the Woz impression
I doubt he knows who he is, but still, the voice he made hurt me
4:29: any other Tokyo Mew Mew fans here? Or is it just me?
you are not alone
Never got to be a huge fan but I remember it from when my friend in elementary school would talk about it!
@@vap7529 yay! You excited for the reboot my friend?
@@47ratsinahoodie It’s such a nice series, I’m so glad it’s finally getting a reboot
52nd time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.
And before anyone calls me out,Ask EmKay is part of EmKay,OG Slazo and the editors are included in this comment,this is suggested as a once a year special,and although Lexi may not be a guy,she is still one of the guys.
And I used "guys" in that context,as a gender neutral term.
@@Punky_TallKnightStan wait Lexi isn’t a boi
@@IansProductions no🌚
I'm pretty sure people have said this to you before (don't get me wrong I love this idea ) but time zones kinda screw things up
@@saywhat8055 oh. Cool 🌚
7:57 Imagine, we get 46 degrees celsius, it’s not very fun to get in a car
4:18
THAT BIRD IS SO CUTE
Either i'm Out of it, or Jack's Out of it.
When's Jack been into it
I have to deal with the fact that I’ll be 20 in the same year YT will be 20, since we’re both ‘05 “kids”
So next year, YT will be a legal adult. Wonder if they’ll do anything for that or wait til 20yrs
8:14 this is literally the plot of a whisker away
8:59 I actually don't live far from that road..
9:06 that is a webtoons comic, it's called Boyfriends
I knew it!
When an eal bites your side and it disappears inside, that's a moray
i love the audio quality. it makes the video so much funnier.
4:43 is actually one of those well timed photos
Drinking milk from its source is something special, the way the warm white liquid slides down your esophagus while the cow gives out a small gentle moo. You close your eyes in content for just a moment, this feels too good to be true, this must be some kind of sin but is not. Your lips press against the soft pink utter and the cow gives one last moo as your pull away from your own personal heaven.
6:53 this but with minecraft for me
Okay video! Thanks for uploading!
It keeps turning the heat off. Got Me dying
Provided they're the kind of zombies that kill people, until we figure out how to turn them back, every single last one of them is free game to destroy.
“The floor’s on fire”
Thanks, Dora
I’m Canadian, of course the mosquitoes are related the Aussies, trust me, my friend didn’t apologize once and he disappeared like my father.
Jack's just having a breakdown in a the first one
6:06 On the plus side, a cultist of "The Beast" is gonna offer superpowers to people who he can put his mark on the forehead of, on the other hand, those people get eaten alive eternally by locusts. Jesus is gonna come down and kill the leviathan with a sword, though, so that'll be cool. I know I'm a good person. I do my best to help who I can, so odds are I'll get the good end, but who knows. Also, the exact time of Jesus' return is "Only known by god and jesus", so anyone claiming to know is wrong. The bible also said that leading up to that time, people will say "look, THERE is the lord!" and "look, _there_ is the lord" and to ignore those people.
They're either scammers or misinformed zealots, odds are.
You do realize that Revelations is just a metaphor for the fall of Rome, right?
@@unreasonable-man.bsky.social I mean
Jesus didn't exactly come to judge the living and the dead yet
so I don't think it's happened yet, IF it's going to.
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Well, the course of Roman history didn't exactly go as early Christers would have predicted. The empire they saw as their oppressor, instead of falling to their god's wrath, went on to spread their religion before falling to pagans.
Lawfully legal? As opposed to what? Unlawfully legal? Lawfully illegal? Jesus Christ, this is why you end up eating at Taco Bell and thinking it's good.
Lawfully illegal...You get hired in an official capacity to do something, by the people that make the laws, but what you would be illegal normally?
Unlawfully legal can actually happen though. Any time a law is passed that contradicts the constitution, it is unlawfully, as it is against the constitution, legal. Most get change after they realise their mistake or someone sues.
Jack singing bits
1:16
8:07
8:51
Completely unrelated, I just had my 3am water and clicked on this to say this.
It was delicious.
9:08 That is... scarily accurate
I don't understand 😕
4:24 man we just got EXPOSED
4:19 IRL Mordecai!
I know at least one person who unironically says that sitting while peeing is "gay". But knowing their overall unpleasant personality, I'm not at all surprised.
"Also, i don't like sitting. It's girly, you know?"
I never understood that. I mean, it's way more relaxing to just sit on the toilet and just kind of nudge the extra finger males have downwards.
Agreed. It's comfortable and hygienic compared to standing up and spraying a hose, people insisting on doing so never end to baffle me.
4:17 I guess technically my Prozac prescription means I'm not in my right mind, so I'm in the clear on this one.
Hi Jack! I got blood work today!
*Better call saul theme starts playing*
9:40 Omg why have I never thought of that? I'm gay, WHY AM I NOT WATCHING WRESTLING?! O-O
Not enough action, even more faked than porn and very little variety. That's why my friend.
0:02 Australia moment
you shall not anger the insect gods
for the last meme i think it would fall under self defense, so as long as they try to bite you first . i think youed be aloud to bash them brains in ^w^
Bananas don't grow on trees.
0:06 isn't that from Alaska?
As an Adventure Time fan, what episode is 2:02 from? Or is it some other weird Ice King fanfic?
It was from a special in which Marceline loses her vampire powers, and must kill other vampires that give her their abilities, in this case the one in the image, the ability to transform into animals and other creatures
@@zeyre5136 oh yeah, I forgot!
The search up Pig with disease in Latin, make sure to add ‘right’ to it :)
*undertale casually playing in the background*
7:19 what about soup AND spy?
Please applaud me
Yeah… mosquitoes aren’t nice in Canada.
As an introvert is true with the thumbnail
*The mosquitos are after us.*
Never knew daddy’s name was memes
Vanilla memes are my favourite flavour
Oh but when I have three slightly differently damaged khakis it’s a problem
2:41 and I said, promise?
Memes that murderd me
I don't want to get picked up by giant mesquitos
Hey I’m off of the toilet now
That mic quality is crisp
6:05 can someone explain?
No not Zakuro! Don’t ruin my nostalgia! D:
5:55 oh god i looked it up help
Very good video I applaud
hi emkay
my ears.. i love it
11:00 isnt there a movie about something like this
Don't litter in Canada
I'm pretty sure he searched up how is pig with disease in Latin because it is su-
Rip headphone users
*10:21** someone still uses winrar?!*
> clicks on video
> it's Jack
> leaves.
I got scared at the beginning ngl
got me thinking, did jack voiced goku?
Dis is so funny
LoL
Dude
Honestly, Diablo 2 was always my favorite, and I really enjoy Resurrected.
It has begun... more furry type memes have entered the channel. We will convert every last narrator uwu
Chapter 1: A Twist of Fate
“STOP! PLEASE!” I scream as the mechanical rabbit smashes the empty vase to the ground. The glass shards sprinkle across the ground like a twisted wonderland. He found me, I thought. I thought I could run, I thought I could hide, I thought I could get away from the mechanical rabbit… but ever since I saw him move at the carnival… he wouldn’t let me get away from it. Nobody believed me, never. They all called me crazy, delusional, and that I was making a big fuss over nothing. I saw the way he stared at me. And nobody would know how I have died…
The mechanical rabbit leaps onto me and rips off my jeans with little effort. His claws sharpen, and I can feel his razor sharp claws impale my exposed leg, revealing 3 deep, large wounds all dripping with blood. “STOP! PLEASE! I TOLD YOU I WOULDN’T-“ The mechanical rabbit quickly silences me by grabbing my neck. Everything seemed like it froze for a second, like only now the vase stopped echoing it’s final moments, like only know I didn’t hear it’s horrible, screeching noises. I knew that he could end it right here, right now. That he could crush my throat without thought, that I were at the mercy of this horrible monster. “Do it.” I say stubbornly. “Do it! Kill me then! This is what you want isn’t it? For my voice to be silenced?” “No…” an inexplicably horrible voice starts. “No. This isn’t what I wanted… but I do want something from you. Your skin, your voice, your eyes, your life. You know, I’ve always wanted to be human. It’s hard putting up an act for so long, you know. Haha!” I didn’t know what he meant. He wanted my skin? My voice? My eyes? It didn’t matter anyways, I knew I would be dead by tomorrow.
“AH!” I cry, as the mechanical rabbit shoves me against the wall and stabs me in the chest, causing my organs to leak out in my crimson red blood. The anamorphic rabbit laughs as I cough up blood and choke on my own bodily fluids. He releases me and watches me crumble to the floor, crippled. The only thing I see in my last moments of life is the dirty marble floor, pieces of broken turquoise glass, my own blood, and the darkness of my apartment. The same horrible voice reached my ears, “Let’s begin… shall we?” and I can feel him rip off my face.
@@iamanimmaturechildonyoutub1110 very detailed.
Great vid
Very
This video came out 30 seconds ago????
@@Plumjet09 3min ago now