For me it was the opposite. Going into Canada as an American could be difficult, depending on where I crossed. No problem at Niagara Falls, tougher elsewhere. One guy at Fort Erie had my car searched EVERY TIME
Actually Canada doesn't have an official national bird. There was a campaign organized by Canadian Geographic a few years back to pick one, and they recommended the Canada Jay (aka Whiskey Jack, aka Grey Jay). But parliament didn't approve it. So we still have no national bird. I'm "sorry" for being a know-it-all about Canadian trivia and I promise not to heckle this fact if I'm ever in your audience. The call of the Canada Jay wouldn't be anywhere near as funny in your impression.
I was trying so hard to restrain myself from commenting exactly this, but he just said it one too many times! Then I scrolled down and realised you had it covered, so...
Oddly the only time I have ever had my car searched was going into Canada to attend a SciFi convention. Rather than responding to the question of what the purpose of my trip is by saying I was on holiday I said I was "going to a convention" and suddenly the guy thought I was a shoe salesman with a trunk full of shoes I was trying to sneak into Canada or something (I had oddly stayed at a Canadian hotel on a previous trip that was hosting a shoe industry convention). I did get an interesting side eye from the border agent recently too when driving my Turo with Quebec plates back across the border from Vermont too but after I offered to show him all my rental paperwork he deferred and let me pass.
No sweat.. why are you here 😡 don't you have a walmart here to spend my money in your community that wouldn't be here if Canadians didn't come shop which means you'd be sitting somewhere on miserable about that job too.
No matter what the Canada Goose sounds like, at least Canada will never be the country that was so embarrassed by the sound of their national bird that they lied to the entire planet about what it sounds like. *pointed stare at USA*
"Just some old croutons and a shovel", LOVE IT!
Gotta love the cobra chicken impersonation 😊
the Body Snatchers reference was also gold !!
sad that this audience only watches the news.
That was a rock solid bit! "Got any fruit"...heh!
Woah.
His Arnie accent is pretty damn good :))
For me it was the opposite. Going into Canada as an American could be difficult, depending on where I crossed.
No problem at Niagara Falls, tougher elsewhere.
One guy at Fort Erie had my car searched EVERY TIME
One of the ports in Montana is like that, they're pretty serious about searching your vehicle they come close to stripping it down to the frame.
I laughed the whole way through. Great job!
Hunting Canada geese and hits one with a shovel at 4:55 😂😂
Actually Canada doesn't have an official national bird. There was a campaign organized by Canadian Geographic a few years back to pick one, and they recommended the Canada Jay (aka Whiskey Jack, aka Grey Jay). But parliament didn't approve it. So we still have no national bird. I'm "sorry" for being a know-it-all about Canadian trivia and I promise not to heckle this fact if I'm ever in your audience. The call of the Canada Jay wouldn't be anywhere near as funny in your impression.
Quebec has a bird though: the snowy owl.
I was trying so hard to restrain myself from commenting exactly this, but he just said it one too many times! Then I scrolled down and realised you had it covered, so...
I got outst when I was in a Starbucks in LA and said thank. She asked where I was from after that
Or say the word "process". Yep Canadian. LOL
My best friend is Canadan👍👍👍he's not as funny but he's a great person 😁
Most of them aren't
Oddly the only time I have ever had my car searched was going into Canada to attend a SciFi convention. Rather than responding to the question of what the purpose of my trip is by saying I was on holiday I said I was "going to a convention" and suddenly the guy thought I was a shoe salesman with a trunk full of shoes I was trying to sneak into Canada or something (I had oddly stayed at a Canadian hotel on a previous trip that was hosting a shoe industry convention). I did get an interesting side eye from the border agent recently too when driving my Turo with Quebec plates back across the border from Vermont too but after I offered to show him all my rental paperwork he deferred and let me pass.
Still love you brought wawa...goose..your roots into this skit
As an Aussie I can’t tell the difference in accents.
Neither can British people
Nice Invasion of the Body Snatchers channeling of Donald Sutherland there!
Very very funny!
Loool! Hilarious 😂
To this day I inform trekkies that William Shatner is Capt Kirk - real fans know
😆😆😆
Really thought this was Joe Rogan in the thumbnail.
Modern Dane Cook and Sebastian Maniscalco
No sweat.. why are you here 😡 don't you have a walmart here to spend my money in your community that wouldn't be here if Canadians didn't come shop which means you'd be sitting somewhere on miserable about that job too.
No matter what the Canada Goose sounds like, at least Canada will never be the country that was so embarrassed by the sound of their national bird that they lied to the entire planet about what it sounds like. *pointed stare at USA*
As a fellow Canadian, I don't think he's funny. So be it.
Some real filler material
That was painfully weak.
He’s funny