Only British People Do This | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

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  • @jakeriese4862
    @jakeriese4862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    I love his laugh when the Doctor is helping him; he sounds like he's a cheerful bloke and nice bloke. I like that he is having a laugh too; not just everybody else

    • @michelepinsky4948
      @michelepinsky4948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He finds so much humor in everyday life. I love him.

    • @PH_1964
      @PH_1964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've loved him since before I left for Australia and was so thrilled to see him in Perth in March 2020 and immediately after we went into lockdown. He was absolutely fantastic. Today, 29.04.2022 is the first day without masks and I'm on my way home after seeing David O'Doherty. I cried with laughter at both. Live comedy is the best medicine 🤣😂🤣😂💝

  • @MightyMouse350
    @MightyMouse350 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Nothing better than a comedian who takes the piss out of themselves 😂

  • @gypsy8669
    @gypsy8669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    He's got such a "little boy charm" about him... yet his stage presence is tremendous.. absolutely love his shows...

  • @MomentphotographyCoUk
    @MomentphotographyCoUk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    5:50 Now that doctor has a great line to tell her friends: "Michael McIntyre once asked me to pull down his trousers."

    • @ghostcityshelton9378
      @ghostcityshelton9378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😨 😆😅😄😃😂😁😀😉

    • @kellynewman4066
      @kellynewman4066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bwahaha! Freaking brilliant!!!!

    • @sean9177
      @sean9177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And her husband just watched lol

    • @chicalertng
      @chicalertng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ohhhhh 😀

    • @pingmckenna7078
      @pingmckenna7078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That is funnier than funny. Priceless. But will she brag about it to herbpatients?

  • @araisikewai
    @araisikewai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5759

    Michael doesn't need gym. His single night of stand up would amount to half marathon for everyone else.

    • @ED-yj6de
      @ED-yj6de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😅🤣

    • @tobiaspotter325
      @tobiaspotter325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love this your Genius

    • @iamcork103
      @iamcork103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      well i mean he is getting millions each year so you know

    • @aimeeontheharp
      @aimeeontheharp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Yeah, he doesn’t do "stand up comedy"; he does "walk around comedy".

    • @chrisgray9979
      @chrisgray9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A Generic Camel so what does that have to do with him being funny!

  • @Anastasiyax
    @Anastasiyax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    Why is it when he "runs" he looks like some sort of elegant gazelle 🤣

  • @alexanderhamilton3354
    @alexanderhamilton3354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3997

    When michael walks without shoes he looks like a toddler in a business suit

    • @corrinemills
      @corrinemills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Why do you write like your running out of time.

    • @alexanderhamilton3354
      @alexanderhamilton3354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@corrinemills bcause then i can fight day and night like i am running out of time

    • @WillKing03
      @WillKing03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Alexander Hamilton I swear, everyday you write like you’re running out of time

    • @karlsanderson8127
      @karlsanderson8127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Haha boss baby

    • @princenom4184
      @princenom4184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Boss baby

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy5223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Just some clean fun. Not demeaning, not cursing, not needing sex to make us laugh as a last resort.
    Just some CLEAN fun. LOVED it! Thank you!

    • @jamesdspaderf2883
      @jamesdspaderf2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      you ears censored the f- bombs? LOL, just kidding ...he's mostly clean

    • @fannypliers3716
      @fannypliers3716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      sex is something natural, it’s absolutely ok to joke about it. the way the joke is made actually plays a role though.

    • @markorollo.
      @markorollo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He does do both in other jokes, but it's not a problem, swearing is just words.

    • @helenwoodason8053
      @helenwoodason8053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What you on about? 😂 7 swear words and a flick of the middle finger in this short clip alone. He still funny.

    • @haley4302
      @haley4302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree. My kind of comedy 🥳

  • @safy0613
    @safy0613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    I could rewatch his jokes a thousand times and still laugh. He's so funny.

    • @JMAK2024
      @JMAK2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He really is!!

    • @hamstermunchies5558
      @hamstermunchies5558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His sleeping wife bit makes me cry with laughter every time

    • @robbymitchell805
      @robbymitchell805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hamstermunchies5558 my personal favourite his wife getting ready to go out. GOLD! 🇦🇺😁

    • @ertanbalkir8670
      @ertanbalkir8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello 💖 baby ❤️

    • @ertanbalkir8670
      @ertanbalkir8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hamstermunchies5558
      Hello 💖 baby ❤️

  • @jack.cummins
    @jack.cummins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Bloody love this man's sense of humour. Comedy genius he is. Knows exactly how to tell a joke and then ties it back into his performance later on and it's hilarious

    • @theboss-oj2vo
      @theboss-oj2vo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When he made that doctor joke that's the best comedy imo, like you can't write that backstage you just have to opportunistic and wait for the right moment!

    • @kindakeewee5492
      @kindakeewee5492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      U sound like a British builder

    • @jack.cummins
      @jack.cummins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      kinda keewee I’m an Aussie in high school

    • @jack.cummins
      @jack.cummins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peighnis Honourchign yup

    • @kindakeewee5492
      @kindakeewee5492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jack.cummins huh cool saame

  • @qobikwezi656
    @qobikwezi656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Michael: Why dont you do it?
    Hubby: She's a doctor.
    The husband's response shows how painfully English he is, representing you guys well. No thrills, no fluff. I love it.

  • @acediaethos4469
    @acediaethos4469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    8:03 everytime i watch this, "a non-moving floor option..... which i think we can just call 'floor' now that i think about it" KILLS ME

    • @thil28
      @thil28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too! Hahahahaha... I remember the first time I saw this... thinking...non moving floor option, isn’t that just “floor”? Before his remarks 🤣🤣🤣

  • @richfieldkirthan
    @richfieldkirthan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2373

    Unpopular opinion: The spotlight guy deserves a huge tip...

    • @naturalbby1722
      @naturalbby1722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I *STRONGLY* AGREE!! This man is doing a marathon up on that stage!!

    • @wallemo1835
      @wallemo1835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Same here he must get his 10,000 steps every show 😂

    • @Lauren-wc4xc
      @Lauren-wc4xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YYYYEEESSSSSSSS

    • @sprigmom1
      @sprigmom1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Totally agree!

    • @robrtcase1963
      @robrtcase1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or lip!

  • @mikenorval6331
    @mikenorval6331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3020

    Those aren't calves .. they are full cows.

    • @ellicooper2323
      @ellicooper2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hahahaha

    • @Troublenut
      @Troublenut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sandakan Bandara you haven’t got a lot going on right now, have you mate... LMAO

    • @Troublenut
      @Troublenut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sandakan Bandara me too mate :) whereabouts are you. And i was only teasing ok ;)

    • @lilyt18
      @lilyt18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well done 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂

    • @izzyfedeli7214
      @izzyfedeli7214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sandakan Bandara maybe they just had the same idea it’s not that phenomenal of an idea

  • @JeanCrow-o9e
    @JeanCrow-o9e 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I'm an American and love Michael! He is a very funny man and love watching his videos.

    • @kirnpu
      @kirnpu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He is absolutely the BEST!!!

  • @swordsword5593
    @swordsword5593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    No one is better than Michael in making everyday simple activity into a fun fact. And oh, by the way, his hair is very destinctive too...ehheeh

    • @swordsword5593
      @swordsword5593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mai Nyigguh you will never understand it...only some who follow could. So, don't bother yourself

    • @swordsword5593
      @swordsword5593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mai Nyigguh does it bother you if I pat my own self...? Am sure you can't and won't do it for me

    • @swordsword5593
      @swordsword5593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mai Nyigguh you're not worthy to pat my back though

  • @violetskies14
    @violetskies14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Michael has always been my favourite comedian because he takes every day things and makes them hilarious. He doesn't need to use crude shock humour because he can make me almost wee myself laughing talking about getting a trolley at the shops.

  • @SaffronHorizon
    @SaffronHorizon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2309

    "dont laugh" says the man who's job is to make people laugh

    • @nek_3286
      @nek_3286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly what I was thinking.😅

    • @zacharyradford5552
      @zacharyradford5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It was part of the joke.

    • @nek_3286
      @nek_3286 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zacharyradford5552 yup.

    • @TeeBoyd88
      @TeeBoyd88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's similar to when a friend says, "Don't laugh but....." and then I end up laughing anyway. Every time.

    • @izzyfedeli7214
      @izzyfedeli7214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zachary Radford really wow I had no idea.....

  • @billyslaironair8860
    @billyslaironair8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    All British relate to this:
    Me: "No, no I don't"
    Michael: "yes you do"
    Me: "yes, yes I do

  • @avalerie4467
    @avalerie4467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Toe-to-heel is how dancers are taught to walk. Your running is quite graceful, actually !
    So nice to just laugh. Thank you, Michael

  • @emmiloub8699
    @emmiloub8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I love this guy you can relate to everything he talks about

    • @merkerface
      @merkerface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mai Nyigguh he’s not just talking about walking though is he ya dick, he’s talking about the intricacies of having a walk that’s not biomechanically optimal ;)

    • @jrgboy
      @jrgboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry but I just can't watch him, the way he walks up & down gets on my nerves and makes me feel giddy..

    • @phoenixrising5088
      @phoenixrising5088 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@jrgboyThat's your loss 😂

  • @ellencostner1720
    @ellencostner1720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE SO FUNNY JUST WALKING ACROSS A STAGE?? HE IS THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD.....BRILLIANT, NO DOUBT!!! I LOVE HIM❣❣

    • @PiiDGE
      @PiiDGE 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      shite you need a transplant

  • @gj4916
    @gj4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    ....I never noticed, but I walk and run like him. All the pressure at the toes. I never knew I'd need to actually correct it.

    • @ellakatherine6095
      @ellakatherine6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same 😂

    • @kyakya111
      @kyakya111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So do I 🤣

    • @MCeili
      @MCeili 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me too, and I broke toes because of it.

    • @matthewdawson9364
      @matthewdawson9364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Walking is healthy heel-to-toe. Running has too much impact for that so toe-to-heel is better for running

    • @gawdsuniverse3282
      @gawdsuniverse3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      In the wild world, it is natural to walk on the ball of the foot first, that way the foot can feel the ground or anything lying on it and adjust easily avoiding injury. In the modern world with even pavements and wearing shoes that survival tactic is no longer essential. Walking on the ball of the foot is a passive way to exercise as well as toning calves and buttocks while easing impacts on the spine, as well as keeping a fine sense of balance, everyone should toe-to-heel for the health benefits.

  • @bolotabr12
    @bolotabr12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    As a Brazilian person I’m laughing my head off 😂

  • @lindavogel2710
    @lindavogel2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    It's hard to believe that he had trouble in the beginning of his career finding an audience. He takes everyday life events finds the humor and is bloody helarious. I laugh and relate to a lot. Love from the USA🇺🇸

    • @nasa1985
      @nasa1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Linda Vogel. Hilarious!

    • @jackiedelvalle
      @jackiedelvalle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mai: drivel?

    • @caralama08
      @caralama08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Linda Vogel Humour. Hilarious. 👍😉

    • @ertanbalkir8670
      @ertanbalkir8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello 💖 baby ❤️
      From London England United Kingdom

    • @ertanbalkir8670
      @ertanbalkir8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@caralama08
      Hello 💖 baby ❤️

  • @ellahopkins5541
    @ellahopkins5541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Michael: a comedian, doing a comedy show
    "Don't laugh"

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That which you're referring to is, should be or could be a {viral} meme. 🦵🤭💂‍♂️👤🛩

  • @meriadocbrandybuck9833
    @meriadocbrandybuck9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    😆 This explains why everyone was shocked when I simply stepped over some ropes at Heathrow

    • @harryjesshop6890
      @harryjesshop6890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      IS THIS TREASON, SIR?

    • @nullnull7495
      @nullnull7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea, we don't do that here

    • @jessicadavenport2808
      @jessicadavenport2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @chiefjetsonofflare5329
      @chiefjetsonofflare5329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If caught by secrity they will loudly yell at you to stop NOW‼ airport rules are not to be tampered with at any TIME ‼it scared the h#ll out of me🇨🇦

  • @donnakerr4997
    @donnakerr4997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’ve only discovered Michael yesterday and I have been binge watching ever since. I have subscribed to every channel that I could find that showed anything at all about him. He has the knack of making us laugh at every day occurrences . Such a genius!!!

  • @Angeliqueceramique
    @Angeliqueceramique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    As a runner I can say that is actually a good running pose,lot of runners wished they were natural fore food runners
    Nobody should run heel to toe like he shows lol 😂

    • @JamesChanUK
      @JamesChanUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Great knee lift in that running gait!

    • @jamesdspaderf2883
      @jamesdspaderf2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No, that's quite wrong, for reasons too complex to discuss here.

    • @Angeliqueceramique
      @Angeliqueceramique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jamesdspaderf2883 true,the knee lift was wrong bud the feet were a good beginning

    • @ariannasilva4462
      @ariannasilva4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's great for speed but will cause damage later on.

    • @MrEmiosk
      @MrEmiosk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jamesdspaderf2883 heel to toe bad for the knees and hip, but energy efficent. Toe to heel good for knee ankle and hip for balance speed and power, it is however more wasteful... too complicated to go into my arse.

  • @colettedeegan8861
    @colettedeegan8861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    It amazes me how Michael can make story outta everyday situations & he makes it so amusing😂😂😂

  • @eilidh_2643
    @eilidh_2643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I’m British and I am one of the people who walks through all of the zig zags but when I get to the corners I drift my suit case around the corners😂😂😂

    • @lzeph
      @lzeph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'll bet you make little 'vroom' or 'swsshh' sound effects as you turn.
      I do. =-)

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lzeph also a Tyre squeal noise during that drift as well

    • @remi2821
      @remi2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s why we do it coz it’s more fun that way also avoids an awkward situation where someone is walking down the whole way and u cut in front of them by going under the ropes

    • @_DatBoi499
      @_DatBoi499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I legit just find a part with fuck all ropes or like just 2 and go underneath it

  • @oliviakarwowska7307
    @oliviakarwowska7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    When he said "welcome to Heathrow, ready, get set, go" I was laughing soooo hard cause I never heard anything more true 😂😂😝😝

  • @Lilygrenfell2005
    @Lilygrenfell2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    " I walk as if I'm falling" I'm dying with laughter

  • @aliyahali4299
    @aliyahali4299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    As a Canadian, I'm also walking through the airport ropes like the British. LoL

    • @valesth4903
      @valesth4903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought it was like, idk, illegal to touch them or something :/

    • @chriswest7639
      @chriswest7639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me too. I’m Aussie. It must be the commonwealth we all share

    • @rebekahmontesdeoca565
      @rebekahmontesdeoca565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do that too and I'm American

    • @tonicastel5933
      @tonicastel5933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      South Africans too. 🤣

    • @chrisgraham2904
      @chrisgraham2904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Canadian, we say "Excuse me" each time we pass a pylon and "Sorry" if we happen to bump into one.

  • @lolinnitfam9045
    @lolinnitfam9045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Michael McIntyre: lets have rope systems to give people exercise!
    All companies during lockdown: Ok

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    • @tayouriri7415
      @tayouriri7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's what I was going to say Michael was just predicting the future 😁

  • @simonebye8789
    @simonebye8789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I love Michael McIntyre he so funny , No one does Humour better than the Brit's.

    • @nevinkasapoglu9466
      @nevinkasapoglu9466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      British humour is best in the world!

    • @Saba15-t9d
      @Saba15-t9d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree, and I am an Norwegian 😁👌

    • @madamemims8370
      @madamemims8370 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agree and I am Australian

  • @secularvalue1114
    @secularvalue1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    He is so very funny. He can humor every single mundane attribute of life.

  • @zenahel-rafih4077
    @zenahel-rafih4077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He is definitely one of the best comics around, no vulgarity just plain fun☺️

  • @patrickogutu1310
    @patrickogutu1310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Never seen a big person move so majestically and light on their feet 🤣🤣🤣
    What a great man! Great comedy!

  • @greatcaj
    @greatcaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He is so energetic.I got tired just watching his comedy routine as if I did my exercise. 😂

  • @lb4965
    @lb4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    He's like a little unicorn when he's running

  • @jmason7179
    @jmason7179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Why is this so true I've never gone under or over the ropes. I follow the path like the good little britt I am.

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Watching this in the middle of the night, and trying not to wake my family wheezing. Holy shit. How on Earth is he making the most mundane things funny? I usually hate physical comedy, but godamnit.

    • @happyhealthydutchie
      @happyhealthydutchie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Watching this in bed at night. My husband asked me 3 times not to laugh out loud in the middle of the night.

  • @sneezywheezy1473
    @sneezywheezy1473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I met him and his wife and kids at Paultons one year when I worked there. He was trying to be stay under the radar except with a big green baseball cap and grin on his face it didn't really work. Everyone knew it was him.
    He is great bringing everyday situations and finding the funny side to them in his comedy.

  • @RedLemonade.
    @RedLemonade. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    he literally spent the first 5 mins without his shoes, now that's commitment

    • @shamanbeartwo3819
      @shamanbeartwo3819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was like being at a Patti LaBelle concert mixed in with Dancing With the Stars.

  • @K.Alexander-r7t
    @K.Alexander-r7t ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You really are one of my favorite Comedians and I am a born-bred American. You are truly one of the funniest clean comedians, around, Michael, thank you for sharing your gift for funny.

  • @alibettenson8419
    @alibettenson8419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    As a British person, I will also admit to walking around the full zigzag rope systems anywhere they have them 🤣 I cant bring myself to cheat - it just feels too naughty haha!

    • @alibettenson8419
      @alibettenson8419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Mai Nyigguh I guess you must be looking in the mirror? 😉

    • @tealrose3248
      @tealrose3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aussie here. Either hurdling or unhooking the ropes is valid, depending on clothing and luggage. If there's a lot of people around and the rope maze isn't excessive I'll walk it.

    • @joecrouse2503
      @joecrouse2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im american and I do that. Im pretty sure everyone does

    • @SGast
      @SGast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I am German and he was pretty spot on. I have so many Germans seen that unhook and then rehook the rope systems. And I have done it too.

    • @adriennedandy4119
      @adriennedandy4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Canadian and I 100% do the full rope zigzag

  • @134552Adnan
    @134552Adnan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Running heel first is unnatural. That's how everyone gets injuries!

  • @kateneilson12
    @kateneilson12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I honestly love him, makes me smile and all warm inside every time. Never liked comedy before him. I'm very disabled bedbound so I'll ever get to see him live, but I thank him for being so bloody wonderful! Funny guy!

    • @acrobaticcripple8176
      @acrobaticcripple8176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Couldn't agree more. A truly unique genius!

    • @ExploreDerbyshire
      @ExploreDerbyshire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hope you can get to see him live one day
      Miracles can happen ❤️

    • @darrengoodwin9819
      @darrengoodwin9819 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      U have no idea wat comedy is then...

  • @Ben-tv6wv
    @Ben-tv6wv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    As a german, i couldn´t stop laughing, because he dexcribed it so accured, that it was a litte embarrassing

    • @pjay3028
      @pjay3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wow he made a German laugh, he must be funny!😂🤣😂

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pjay3028 I once shamed a German to the extent he removed his glasses and jumped up & and down on them. That was hilarious to all of us in the Dutch bar that 1981 night.
      Funniest description I`ve seen on German response to English language humour was by my favourite American-Irish(1/4 German) comedian, the great Bob Newhart, seen here sparing with Johnny Carson th-cam.com/video/qUB3zLtPcgI/w-d-xo.html. If you like it, you may like to watch this too...th-cam.com/video/U4JbilfMwls/w-d-xo.html. Those two spark off each other very well.
      I have a photo from Summer of 1960 with my father(a DJ back then for a while), holding up the vinyl of `The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart` . Very funny man.

  • @xl51956
    @xl51956 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The very best comedian's can often laugh at themselves 😂😂😂

  • @helloimarabbit4083
    @helloimarabbit4083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    One of the best physical comedians I've ever seen!

  • @tammykuchta5409
    @tammykuchta5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This is sooo hilarious!!! I LOVED the zig zag rope bit. He ought to include Canadians. We’re a lot like British people with the exception of when the American is passing in front, we’d say “Oops, sorry”. lol Michael is my new favourite to watch!!! Omg my stomach hurts!! 🤣🤣😂😂😀😊🥰🤗❤️🇨🇦

    • @elizabethwalker7864
      @elizabethwalker7864 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Although Australians are somewhat unconventional they still follow the ropes, but do not queue, just stand around . They still know the order though ❤

  • @bunnygirl2448
    @bunnygirl2448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Doesn’t Britain have a “Ministry of Silly Walks?” Lol

    • @emmacheese6107
      @emmacheese6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes

    • @mathildacarr8812
      @mathildacarr8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm never gonna stop laughing about how bottom travelled this far

    • @christinaluna713
      @christinaluna713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That exactly where I was thinking he must have gone!

    • @brainsmoran4954
      @brainsmoran4954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mathildacarr8812 what has bottom got to do with the ministry of silly walks? Only I associate it with Monty Python and I think they got the idea from the goon's.

    • @mathildacarr8812
      @mathildacarr8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brainsmoran4954 Oh sorry I always get confused I'm not allowed to watch 15s so I dont know which ones which but yes it is Monty python

  • @idaliakulik
    @idaliakulik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Michael has successfully managed to fit in a bit of comedy in between his gym sessions.

  • @gracegadsby2377
    @gracegadsby2377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One of my favourite comedians and this just moved him up a spot

  • @studiocelestedesign
    @studiocelestedesign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don’t remember when I’ve ever laughed so hard for 12 minutes straight. Bless, Michael.

  • @cynthiaedwards3128
    @cynthiaedwards3128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This guy's deserves every dollar/pound whatever he makes. I step over.. to start, I look both ways like I am crossing the street but no sound effects.

  • @jacquelinem3551
    @jacquelinem3551 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man is a tonic cheers me up everyone. Bless him😅😊

  • @lindamolitor9884
    @lindamolitor9884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    He could actually be talking about women in our high heels.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As opposed to figuratively talking about them, you mean?

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he actually did that =) it's called when women get ready or smt like that

    • @kookiesensations4798
      @kookiesensations4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Mad9977 oh yeah and he's like it's erotic until you get to the point where the knees are and tights r hard to pull up? 😂😂

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kookiesensations4798 haha yes =D

  • @James_pookieott
    @James_pookieott ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ‘She’s a doctor’
    When MICHAEL laughs at a joke you know it’s fucking hilarious

  • @izzyfedeli7214
    @izzyfedeli7214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    His laugh is adorable I love him so much so adorable bless him

  • @lewisdabeast6143
    @lewisdabeast6143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Michael’s run looks like he is recreating a gorgeous gazelle

  • @triggerfish9967
    @triggerfish9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I'm convinced that this stand up show is just a cover up for him to exercise.

  • @charliewilson6475
    @charliewilson6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love him, I think Michael is so funny, but I lost it when he couldn't pull his trousers down 😂

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    This man has the calf muscles that they would have given the statue of a Greek god.....

    • @HurremDurrem
      @HurremDurrem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (Shhh let Zeus tell us more jokes)

  • @williamstdog9
    @williamstdog9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm Canadian and British humour (older style) was never my bag. But I don't know WHAT it is about this guy but every time I've heard his comedy for like 5 yrs or so I'm like snorting laughing my guts out! I love his humour!! :-) It's clean, it's pure and yet hilarious... and he doesn't need to use the word "Mother-F-----R ever other word!

  • @bylene3155
    @bylene3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    When I did the “American thingy” my British bf was so gutted with my behaviour 😂

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your bf is British?

    • @jemmaj2919
      @jemmaj2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I bet he thought u had no class

    • @ravenjade2553
      @ravenjade2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ye-haw! My follow Merican!

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ravenjade2553 fellow, not follow

    • @chrisaskin6144
      @chrisaskin6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@thewriteinpresident Wtf is that rambling bollocks all about?

  • @jodyhicks6508
    @jodyhicks6508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is one of the only current comedians that can make me laugh out loud. He is very creatively funny, stuff no one else would think of in the perspective he does. Feet, really feet are weird but funny, with this guy they are, and forget about calves.

  • @MurderBong
    @MurderBong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    SPOTLIGHT GUY'S GETTING A WORKOUT TODAY.

    • @colourfulyt6697
      @colourfulyt6697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hes probably used to it 😂

    • @lexlouise1413
      @lexlouise1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So is Micheal it seems 😂

  • @channelzero2252
    @channelzero2252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I've seen this before - In fact, I watched the bit about the airport just about two weeks ago - But this is one comedy routine I'm happy to watch multiple times. It is very enjoyable. :)

  • @RelaxingWalks
    @RelaxingWalks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ''I'll get you in the tunnel''. So true. 😆

  • @lolinnitfam9045
    @lolinnitfam9045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how his hair bounces when he laughs

  • @mjacob3663
    @mjacob3663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love and respect you so much. Always witty and smart and funny without resorting to dirty speech. You are the best, no doubt

  • @jemmaj8113
    @jemmaj8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Him: don’t laugh
    Me: but you’re a comedian

    • @phillipecook3227
      @phillipecook3227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      " They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian ..... they're not laughing now" Bob Monkhouse.

  • @Stevie6636
    @Stevie6636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Born in Scotland live in Australia. You my friend are a bloody legend waiting to take off. Cheers for the good times..🍃🥴🍃

  • @smiley6080
    @smiley6080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    As a Norwegian, we walk the zigzag. Because we just don’t feel the need to hurdle the rope and stuff like that. We are just to socially awkward for that kind of thing. Plus personally I am clumsy so I would never attempt that

    • @rijulachakraborty8581
      @rijulachakraborty8581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes exactly!!

    • @mlapointej
      @mlapointej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm Canadian, we walk around the whole things, just skip the ropes if no one is there

    • @missp5152
      @missp5152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm Irish. l used to bob under them + encourage anyone around me to follow 🤣 ⛷️ (Can't even bend ze knees nowadays 🤭)

    • @tarkatheotter6977
      @tarkatheotter6977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@missp5152 see I’d duck under too if I see someone else do it. I’m easily led and would hope the first one would be the one to get glared at😅

  • @katherinepettus5132
    @katherinepettus5132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There isn't one single dislike showing up on this video with 2.6 million views.... I think that sums up the show.

  • @Rawtec
    @Rawtec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Another Michael McIntyre video, thanks for making my day so much better :-)

  • @tuppy
    @tuppy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Why is that man's legs on upside down' bahahahahahahaha

  • @Anastasia-hu3me
    @Anastasia-hu3me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love reading all of the comments!! I laughed so hard!! I literally had to tell everyone I knew how funny this man is!!

  • @jacquelinedeigan3913
    @jacquelinedeigan3913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thankyou Michael I haven't laughed so much in years..I was in tears..bless you..x

  • @sweetboo1022
    @sweetboo1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    As an American, I can attest, I always hurdle the ropes.

  • @lynettemassey9033
    @lynettemassey9033 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve known people who’ve had surgery for this issue. To be able to add this to his show demonstrates his good side. What a fantastic entertainer.

  • @jianhuimo133
    @jianhuimo133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ahhhh back in the days when it was funny to have rope systems outside shopping centres

  • @NSResponder
    @NSResponder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funniest bit on walking since Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks.

  • @G254611
    @G254611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God I love this man. I laugh each time I watch him - even though I have seen it over and over again! Simply brilliant!

  • @lynettesmith1893
    @lynettesmith1893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    American comedians should watch this man & learn how to be hilarious without being crude rude & boring, just plain great humor & no smut.

    • @OperaJH
      @OperaJH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You said it! I can’t stand any of the so called talented ones here!

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Americans aren't smart enough to understand and appreciate the depth and philosophy of British humour

  • @jemmaj2919
    @jemmaj2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    If only he realises 2020 will be the year of the rope system 😂

  • @Sofia-he1qw
    @Sofia-he1qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As Michael mentions how the Brazilians go under the ropes I remember me (who is from Brazil) as a little kid doing exactly that lol

  • @lizm3276
    @lizm3276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Michael: walks
    Audience: 😂👏
    Awesome!

  • @ashleycollins1325
    @ashleycollins1325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he started trying to run heels first I lost it! I snort-laughed so hard my 4 year old came in to check on me haha

  • @domprice9512
    @domprice9512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I always forget how fast British comedy is. Lol 😂 this guy is hilarious 😂 and I’m so glad I can relate so much 🤣

  • @CanaanTheWingedOne
    @CanaanTheWingedOne 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love him because he doesn't need to be sexist or homophobic or racist or whatever to be "funny". This is REAL comedy, with actual thought put into it!

  • @louiseannatfreeyourspirit
    @louiseannatfreeyourspirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My absolute fav comedian.

  • @moseygosey
    @moseygosey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:00 he walks like angry Tom and Jerry XD

  • @sarahmaybe5675
    @sarahmaybe5675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    His natural run is the way the human body is designed to run(on the front of our feet).

    • @lordomacron3719
      @lordomacron3719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Runs yes, but not walk. He was walking on the front of his feet which was the error that needed correcting. Then he took some comedic license in somewhat exaggerating and embesilihing.

  • @vajs6312
    @vajs6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We’ve finally met a real life member of The Ministry of Silly Walks.

  • @nathantorresstanevil6958
    @nathantorresstanevil6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Holy crap the airport race is so me, I love flying past other slow people and leaving my family behind lol.

  • @imspencerma
    @imspencerma 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is isn't a stand-up comedy. This is a RUNNING comedy.