@@GamerGuy-dm4vz holy shit u sound dumb on American hockey teams there's canadians and Europeans all mixed if u look at the Olympics we have won gold slot more than any other country that's just cause it's a popular sport here and we have invented a lot of technology that is important, people like you give Americans a bad name and that's why people make fun of you guys
Really!? We haven't spent decades overthrowing governments in other countries, installing puppet leaders to help corporations profit!We are nothing like the U.S.!
I once saw Eugene Levy shopping at the old Beverly Center mall in West Hollywood/Santa Monica. I asked him how his Canadian modesty helped him in hollywood. He said something like, "if no one knows who you are, they'll underestimate you." He then grinned and continued shopping.
As an American I can promise you we think you Canadians are a joke. People who come to our country for better health care. People who use our military to defend you. You may think we're assholes. But we're the assholes who make it safe for you to be "the cool country" who only care about hockey and HGTV.
I'm a Canadian and this is one of the funniest comedians I can think of. I would like to see him in person. I grew up near the Maine border. My mother wouldn't not cross over into the US. We saw a lot of USA deer hunters, no respect for private property or Canadian laws. I tracked my family back to the mid-eastern USA in about 1774. Then crossed into New Brunswick and settled in the upper marimichi river area , on a homestead in 1818. Family sold out in about 1952 or so, my father's father died without a will, but with a relatively young family of boys. My father was the oldest but at war and just getting out. His mother had to take over the farm and had about 6 teenage boys. A lack of education and a lawyer left them without much help. A large corporation bought it up. The war did not help.
Anyone who takes a comedians material as reason to start an argument is an idiot. Be a normal level headed American and just laugh at the jokes. They're jokes. If we can't laugh at ourselves then what's the point.
+OceanBlue Wow! You really get around with your trolling Oceanblue. Did a Canadian touch your no-no place without your permission or something? You really need to see someone. Jealousy will eat you up inside.
@@endertron3603 I think you missed the joke- Hotz always refers to everything as miserable or horrible. I believe his one tour was "What a Miserable Tour This Is".
Thanks for the 100+ million dollar fancy new stealth fighter jets! Oh wait, we can't really afford them. Oh well, thanks for the next half century of our national debt :)
I'm an American. This guy is hilarious! For some reason, he kind of reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. He's (Jeremy) aboot the funniest guy I've ever heard. Thanks, Canada, for Jim Carrey, Shania Twain, Alanis Morissette, and all the other great talents you folks have been kind enough to share with us in the US.
An English guy told me once " you never go to far when dealing with the silent one in a classroom, Canadians are the silent one in the classroom that is the American continent ". After reading what Canadians did in both world wars ( to the point major changes had to made in the post war updates of the geneva convention ) and the prowess of some of them, i agreed 100%.
Jeremy Hotz is one of my favorite comedians. Love this guy, he continues to make me laff no matter how many tymez I see his stand-up. Been enjoying his act for a number of years now & he just keeps it going. Missed his show last year at Yuk Yuks in London On, & it pisses me off that every tyme I watch him on tv or on youtube, I think that I could of seen him live. Maybe next tyme. Sean Collins is another of favorites as well
Okay it's not rocket science, people. If you don't like him, don't listen to/watch his stuff. I dont like Dane Cook but I dont troll his videos and make snarky comments. I saw Jeremy Hotz live here in Calgary and he makes fun of anyone and everyone, most of all he makes fun of himself. If you can't relax and have a laugh at yourself once in a while, don't try to ruin it for those of us who can.
When you get bullied by your little brother, that's right I'm talking to you Canada! (but everything he said in this was accurate and hilarious about America)
The funny thing is, I'm an American, yet I am laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks. XD As an American, I apologize for the defensive Americans who are attacking people in the comments.
It's true about the strategic hate. I instinctively apologize even if someone else is in the wrong and bumps into me or does something else that signifies their poor awareness. I apologize then and there, and acknowledge their apology if they offer it, but then 2 seconds later I am rolling my eyes and saying "dumbass" or "asshole" under my breath
My favourite is the bit about the pilgrims, they actually did look like idiots with the belts and buckles this guy is my go to when I need a good laugh.
I can't believe some of these comments - people, it's COMEDY! - every comedian has his or her schtick or gimmick - this is his - it's not a Canadian vs. U.S. thing - it's his schtick - the same with his hand to his eye - don't get all concerned about it - it's his thing and it's very original - terrific comdian! - one of the best -
Brandi Bohannon Ignorance is abundant in America. The status of "Canadian citizen" was first created under the Immigration Act, 1910,[5] which included anyone who was: a person born in Canada who had not become an alien; a British subject possessing Canadian domicile;
Brandi Bohannon Someday you’ll be correct about something.Canada obtained full autonomy when the UK Parliament passed the Canada Act 1982 in 1982. This granted full sovereignty to Canada, and so marks the date at which Canada became truly independent.
Erin Coleman I got news for you yes your military is bigger then Canada's but we are better trained then your soldiers if I'm going to war I'm not taking the USA I'm taking the United Kingdom therefore I have very little chance of being killed by Friendly Fire like your country does all the time now go crawl under that rock
OMG! I just noticed I wasn't subscribed to your channel. Tsk Tsk! This is my favourite bit I believe except for seeing you & your "peeps"😆 at Your festival at JFL. Forget the year (Brain Injury, memory is CRAP)
You know I hate how every other comment is about how the U.S. is better then Canada, then someone calling them out on how stupid that is. How about we're both decent countries, with a mixture of good and bad people and highs and lows. There's no reason why this needs to be a competition. -.-
This Guy is So Funny because it's So True. I am from OZ. They still think it's 1800's. As for Texas . My cousins moved to there. I won't visit them. People walking around in Cowboy Boots & Guns hanging off them in Shopping Malls. No Thanks. How fucking Mental is that.
LMFAO thats so true i was at the gym a few days ago, guy was being a prick to me for no reason and as he left this other guy was like "what a fuckin asshole"
why are you people fighting? this a comedy for laughing its suppose to make you have your arguments about canada and america has no point really wer all human but if you choose to stereotype and be rude for no reason go ahead
True. and in case you haven't looked at my other comments below, I'm just trolling because I'm bored. But I was generally addressing the countries and not their governments.
Just noticed the tittle........... Canada & USA,,,,, abooot time someone wrote it correct as theres so many uploads on here saying America and Canada. Hurts my head as Canada is in America. So many uploads saying an American goes to Canada and im like ok so really an American goes to America lol America is the continent NOT the USA. spread the word lol
not really, we live in North America, the continent but the actual name of their country is The United State of America. Ours is simply Canada. Its the same as the Country of Australia also being on the Continent of Australia. If someone from the country of Australia goes to the country of New Zealand, technically you are going to Australia (the Continent) but you wouldn't say that, you would say I am going to New Zealand, cause that's the name of the country. But if you were from New Zealand going to Australia the country, you would say, I am going to Australia, cause that's the name of the country. If you say I am going to North America you are going anywhere between Mexico and the North Pole, if you say you are going to America, you are going to The United States of America, because that's the name of the country.
I am from the United States and I refer to my country as the "United States". Some people may say they are from America; however in school our class was taught that "America" means a continent. That continent could be North America, South America, or Central America. That same teacher instructed us that if we were to use that process of thought then every person in every country in North, South, and Central America is also "American".
You are right, his dad probably had a lot to do with him getting into those schools BUT im pretty sure they dont just give you a degree for being the presidents son, he had to earn those.
Yeah but Canadians are still nice and good people but there was a rumour that Canadians talked about people behind their backs, which is not true because Canadians are nice
"We know how to hate....strategically!" That pretty much sums us up. We're just as mean as the Americans, we're just more quiet about it.
naaah we can be tough and mean if we need to, the real difference between us and the americans is we know WHEN to it
xGoodOldSmurfehx $
@Ken Lompart And Garner Guy wonders why we don't like Americans.They cant even take a joke.
@@GamerGuy-dm4vz holy shit u sound dumb on American hockey teams there's canadians and Europeans all mixed if u look at the Olympics we have won gold slot more than any other country that's just cause it's a popular sport here and we have invented a lot of technology that is important, people like you give Americans a bad name and that's why people make fun of you guys
Really!? We haven't spent decades overthrowing governments in other countries, installing puppet leaders to help corporations profit!We are nothing like the U.S.!
he sounds like he's being held at gun point through out the entire act
it's bloody hilarious
This comment made the experience twice as good
He *looks* like he's being held at gunpoint, it's beautiful-
He looks like he's on happy drugs
His voice always trails off. It's his signature move.
I once saw Eugene Levy shopping at the old Beverly Center mall in West Hollywood/Santa Monica. I asked him how his Canadian modesty helped him in hollywood. He said something like, "if no one knows who you are, they'll underestimate you." He then grinned and continued shopping.
"you live in Quebec and you're a gardener; you work 3 months out of the year"
That says everything
plus 6 months of snow plowing that makes 9 months
Tellement vrai, good set Mr Hotz
I'm Québécois and this hilarious
As a Canadian, let me say every word is true----and hilarious.
Yes! Ditto! Now more than ever! They're crazy!
As a Canadian, I agree.
As an American I can promise you we think you Canadians are a joke. People who come to our country for better health care. People who use our military to defend you. You may think we're assholes. But we're the assholes who make it safe for you to be "the cool country" who only care about hockey and HGTV.
kferr11 Lmao found an angry ‘murican🤣🤣
@@kferr11 better health care lollllllllllllll
He knows his own jokes but still laughs his ass off , u gotta love him
I think that's called "pot"...🤔
@@LanternOfLiberty lol very true but it makes it funnier
I'm an American, and I approve this message.
Aw. Thanks, feel free to make fu of Canada
I'm a Canadian, and I approve this American.
I'm a,Quebecois ,Anglophone,bilingual, Native ,French ,Irish ,German ,Canadian and I think your funny.Hahaha.
Same. 🇺🇲
I'm a Canadian and this is one of the funniest comedians I can think of. I would like to see him in person.
I grew up near the Maine border. My mother wouldn't not cross over into the US. We saw a lot of USA deer hunters, no respect for private property or Canadian laws. I tracked my family back to the mid-eastern USA in about 1774. Then crossed into New Brunswick and settled in the upper marimichi river area , on a homestead in 1818. Family sold out in about 1952 or so, my father's father died without a will, but with a relatively young family of boys. My father was the oldest but at war and just getting out. His mother had to take over the farm and had about 6 teenage boys. A lack of education and a lawyer left them without much help. A large corporation bought it up. The war did not help.
He just described my day to day at 1:50
This guy gets Canada.
lmao, that's my day to day thing too xD, gotta love Canada.
Anyone who takes a comedians material as reason to start an argument is an idiot. Be a normal level headed American and just laugh at the jokes. They're jokes. If we can't laugh at ourselves then what's the point.
Thank you!!! @ M C A
if not the point is that he’s right .
Im american, & loved it. Funny:) longtime fan of Jeremy Hotz
You are an American that is like a Canadian ? Minnesotans are very Canadian like.
As an American, I found this hilarious! 😂
I'm a gardener I do work three months out of the year lol what a country..
"I'm standing alone, Buford. Who are you looking at?".
That joke made me laugh probably harder than it should have.
As a Canadian I absolutely died watching this!!! So true!!! And growing up in Ottawa it’s so true. You get like 3 months good weather
Come to Kingston.... You get three days of good weather
Jeremy Hotz actually has dual Canadian and American Citizenship and lives in the U.S..
ok?
Those Canada are a sneaky bunch.
+OceanBlue Wow! You really get around with your trolling Oceanblue. Did a Canadian touch your no-no place without your permission or something? You really need to see someone. Jealousy will eat you up inside.
He grew up in Ottawa Ontario.... as did Mike McDonald
He knows how to make money. Americans don't care about Canadians. Canadians bigotry against Americans is pathological. Easy $$
This guy is awesome. I've always loved Jeremy Hotz...the more miserable he gets, the better!
i feel like you could have phrased the last part a bit better.
I remember him from years ago..he had me doubled over in pain from laughing too hard!!!
@@endertron3603 I think you missed the joke- Hotz always refers to everything as miserable or horrible. I believe his one tour was "What a Miserable Tour This Is".
😂
Taking my lumps here as an American. Well done. BTW We love "ya'll" up there. Oh and thanks for Hockey!
Thanks for the 100+ million dollar fancy new stealth fighter jets! Oh wait, we can't really afford them. Oh well, thanks for the next half century of our national debt :)
I'm not entirely sure why, but the guy's delivery is a riot! I've never heard anyone like him!
Can't believe I've never heard of this guy, he's great 😂
I'm an American. This guy is hilarious! For some reason, he kind of reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. He's (Jeremy) aboot the funniest guy I've ever heard. Thanks, Canada, for Jim Carrey, Shania Twain, Alanis Morissette, and all the other great talents you folks have been kind enough to share with us in the US.
Thanks. Please feel free to make fun of us also.
Bret Hart
@@darrenmcgovern1969 They do.
An English guy told me once " you never go to far when dealing with the silent one in a classroom, Canadians are the silent one in the classroom that is the American continent ".
After reading what Canadians did in both world wars ( to the point major changes had to made in the post war updates of the geneva convention ) and the prowess of some of them, i agreed 100%.
Possibly.
Jeremy Hotz's delivery of jokes is just great!
YES!! @Andrew Bell
Actually, Canadian soldiers liberated the Dutch in 1944/45. We Dutch will never forget.
Jeremy Hotz is one of my favorite comedians. Love this guy, he continues to make me laff no matter how many tymez I see his stand-up. Been enjoying his act for a number of years now & he just keeps it going. Missed his show last year at Yuk Yuks in London On, & it pisses me off that every tyme I watch him on tv or on youtube, I think that I could of seen him live. Maybe next tyme. Sean Collins is another of favorites as well
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Okay it's not rocket science, people. If you don't like him, don't listen to/watch his stuff. I dont like Dane Cook but I dont troll his videos and make snarky comments. I saw Jeremy Hotz live here in Calgary and he makes fun of anyone and everyone, most of all he makes fun of himself. If you can't relax and have a laugh at yourself once in a while, don't try to ruin it for those of us who can.
We don't have to make America great "Again" . America is great and will always be great.
Dale Peto Yeeeeeaaaaaah in the next couple weeks that might change
R.J.Kjeldgaard SOCILAIST!!!
@Samuel Fewer MARXISUSTTT!!!
Who the hell doesn't like Sir Mr. Cook?
This guy's stage persona is fucking awesome. Making anxiety entertaining again :)
I love this guy. Watch the same thing over and over again.
When you get bullied by your little brother, that's right I'm talking to you Canada! (but everything he said in this was accurate and hilarious about America)
How was it accurate lol??
I rememeber this when it aired years ago lol. I would LOVE to hear what he thinks currently about the US
about as much as he should Trudeau
I think he might have something in his right eye...Other than his hand.
The funny thing is, I'm an American, yet I am laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks. XD As an American, I apologize for the defensive Americans who are attacking people in the comments.
I'm with you!
I'm american and this guy is hilarious! SPOT ON!
I would like citation on exactly how high this man was during his performance.
Drunk
Neither. He has social anxiety
It's true about the strategic hate. I instinctively apologize even if someone else is in the wrong and bumps into me or does something else that signifies their poor awareness. I apologize then and there, and acknowledge their apology if they offer it, but then 2 seconds later I am rolling my eyes and saying "dumbass" or "asshole" under my breath
My favourite is the bit about the pilgrims, they actually did look like idiots with the belts and buckles this guy is my go to when I need a good laugh.
Americans and Canadians are the best of Allies all the making fun that goes both ways we are proud to call you guys our brother in arms !
This man is gold.
Jeremy Hotz is so underrated. I wish more people would watch his comedy.
I'm American and this was HALARIOUS!
I can't believe some of these comments - people, it's COMEDY! - every comedian has his or her schtick or gimmick - this is his - it's not a Canadian vs. U.S. thing - it's his schtick - the same with his hand to his eye - don't get all concerned about it - it's his thing and it's very original - terrific comdian! - one of the best -
Canada wasn't a country until 1867, but the Thanksgiving Canada celebrates was started in 1578. :)
Someone in a comment above you says the US started their Thanksgiving holiday in 1863.. 🤔
the US wasn't united till 1865 :P they were just "the States"
@Brandi Bohannon we're still governed in theory by the UK. Our leader is the governor general but the prime minister does the real work.
Brandi Bohannon Ignorance is abundant in America. The status of "Canadian citizen" was first created under the Immigration Act, 1910,[5] which included anyone who was:
a person born in Canada who had not become an alien;
a British subject possessing Canadian domicile;
Brandi Bohannon Someday you’ll be correct about something.Canada obtained full autonomy when the UK Parliament passed the Canada Act 1982 in 1982. This granted full sovereignty to Canada, and so marks the date at which Canada became truly independent.
I’m American and I found this hilarious!
Pure GENIUS! Omg!
I'm American and I don't know if he was insulting us completing us or both
I think you have just proved his point.
@@gra6649 you're the one commenting to a guy that commented 2 years ago sweet cheeks
@@markcardenas4354 So I'm a little late, sue me.
@@gra6649 Better late than never 😉
I don't know at this point
Oh I like him, he’s funny but he sound like he’s on the verge of tears. Like at any moment he might Start sobbing. Other than that 10/10.
Idk I think that's part of what makes him funny. It's like he's reallllly miserable.
Because of that 10/10, you mean
Literally his whole schtick
WOW! They got great audio equipment on the audience so you would think THEY were on-stage! 😵
As a texan, I can determine we are all yahoots (lots of Texans do dress in cowboy attire, but all of us say y'all)
Funny how people make fun of America yet everyone comes here to live. Sorry we enjoy freedom
That's no joke, but the context probably isn't appropriate here. Canada has it's problems out the wazoo.
2:00 is so true.
Canada is more like USA then USA to canada you do everything like us but more polite and better in every way except military
+Aaron Coleman Not food. I like Krispy Kreme but I am biased because I live near the headquarters. I used to live across the street from the factory.
Erin Coleman I got news for you yes your military is bigger then Canada's but we are better trained then your soldiers if I'm going to war I'm not taking the USA I'm taking the United Kingdom therefore I have very little chance of being killed by Friendly Fire like your country does all the time now go crawl under that rock
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Aaron Coleman your military tech is better...Canadian armed forces are trained better.
& Canadians understand how to write & speak ENGLISH. . .
OMG! I just noticed I wasn't subscribed to your channel. Tsk Tsk! This is my favourite bit I believe except for seeing you & your "peeps"😆 at Your festival at JFL. Forget the year (Brain Injury, memory is CRAP)
👼 Has any of TEMPORARY Canadian's ever told you that THANKSGIVING IS AMERICA'S HOLIDAY THAT WE THANKED GOD FOR...
all i heard was “maple syrup and moose’s and i like to walk around in the cold”
He looks like he's about to just crack up laughing at any given moment.
Wow turned an innocent comedy video into a debate. So proud of you guys, from Australia.
You know I hate how every other comment is about how the U.S. is better then Canada, then someone calling them out on how stupid that is. How about we're both decent countries, with a mixture of good and bad people and highs and lows. There's no reason why this needs to be a competition. -.-
You are absolutely right it isn't a competition. Canada is better plain and simple
We know how to hate.....strategically. Lol.
Funny guy, I can't believe I didn't know about this guy! Come to Texas!! :)
This Guy is So Funny because it's So True. I am from OZ. They still think it's 1800's. As for Texas . My cousins moved to there. I won't visit them. People walking around in Cowboy Boots & Guns hanging off them in Shopping Malls. No Thanks. How fucking Mental is that.
ooh poor baby
Kindess is considered strength to one and weakness to another.
i was mostly laughing because this guy is so close to laughing the entire time omg xD
0:20 *They are the most unCanadian people you'll ever meet. THEY LOOK LIKE US BUT THAT'S THE END OF IT THERE.* 😂😂😂
funny
Omg dont take a drink and watch, I almost choked cause I laughed at the “donuts” part!
Never seen a Canadian comedian mock the USA before, well they do it all the time to us so no need to apologize here:)
Canada2760 there is no need... but you are Canadian
That's right, sorry aboot that eh?
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Canadians are awesome even if they hate America lmao
Holy shit, that guy is stoned out of his mind.
Great routine but the whole squeaky snarking voice thing got excessive really fast.
That's the reason why I like him, so...
LMFAO thats so true i was at the gym a few days ago, guy was being a prick to me for no reason and as he left this other guy was like "what a fuckin asshole"
@1stJRjackass Yeah I love this whole bit..so true!..haha.. Your very welcome..have a wonderful weekend ♥ ♥
This is the best stand-up I've ever watched, and I've watched a lot.
Haha spot on! We're venturing into Pluto and Venus very soon and plan on claiming Canada by 2025.
why are you people fighting? this a comedy for laughing its suppose to make you have your arguments about canada and america has no point really wer all human but if you choose to stereotype and be rude for no reason go ahead
I’m am American. He is being Very kind.
I'm only half-Canadian and this IS hilarious!
True. and in case you haven't looked at my other comments below, I'm just trolling because I'm bored. But I was generally addressing the countries and not their governments.
So funny. Never fails to impress me
Why does it look like he wants to burst out laughing or cry 😅 funny stuff lmao
its awesome!!!
That whole bit about strategic hate, absolutely true. Reduces conflict a LOT. xD
Canada’s real colors showed in WW1 just saying.
This guy is the best entertainment
this guy cracks me up.talk about laughing to death.
I'm Canadian and Everything that was said there is so true
it's looks like he's on mushrooms
Or *not* on them!
I forgot about that information. Thanks. c:
Girl sitting next to the landscaper/gardener.....DAMN.
+Venkman007 Right? haha
Landscaper worst job in the world
Venkman007 beautiful girl
Just noticed the tittle........... Canada & USA,,,,, abooot time someone wrote it correct as theres so many uploads on here saying America and Canada. Hurts my head as Canada is in America. So many uploads saying an American goes to Canada and im like ok so really an American goes to America lol America is the continent NOT the USA. spread the word lol
Kanata should be on it's own continent. The North Artic Tundra Continent.
not really, we live in North America, the continent but the actual name of their country is The United State of America. Ours is simply Canada. Its the same as the Country of Australia also being on the Continent of Australia. If someone from the country of Australia goes to the country of New Zealand, technically you are going to Australia (the Continent) but you wouldn't say that, you would say I am going to New Zealand, cause that's the name of the country. But if you were from New Zealand going to Australia the country, you would say, I am going to Australia, cause that's the name of the country. If you say I am going to North America you are going anywhere between Mexico and the North Pole, if you say you are going to America, you are going to The United States of America, because that's the name of the country.
You're an idiot! So much so I have become physically ill!
I am from the United States and I refer to my country as the "United States". Some people may say they are from America; however in school our class was taught that "America" means a continent. That continent could be North America, South America, or Central America. That same teacher instructed us that if we were to use that process of thought then every person in every country in North, South, and Central America is also "American".
this is why some (USAian) contestant on Family Feud named Europe as a country (if America is a country, so should Europe be, right?)
Im not Canadian, but I love Letterkenny
He's great! Very funny man.
I think I wanna move to Canada xD
Speaking as an American, I thought this was funny :)
You are right, his dad probably had a lot to do with him getting into those schools BUT im pretty sure they dont just give you a degree for being the presidents son, he had to earn those.
Yall from out of town? Yeah all of us! lol
I agree with all of it. Except we are not afraid of them.
Why was this recommended...
it's funny how americans don't realize how much shit us canadians say about them when we're with other canadians
I'm American. We don't mouth Canadians cause, well we r lazy and don't knw much about them...🤣🤣
And ur so dam nice..
Yeah but Canadians are still nice and good people but there was a rumour that Canadians talked about people behind their backs, which is not true because Canadians are nice
I know!!!! Youre so right.
this mans career is acting stressed with a right hand to his fourhead, but hey its a living
We dont hate Canada.
We appreciate that! It's always nice not being hated by the United States.
Because, you know... Nuclear weapons
BTW The US thanksgiving started in 1863, way before Canada had an official holiday of Thanksgiving. Just sayin'
The very first Thanksgiving celebration in North America took place in 1578 in Canada.
Another USA taught moron
YOU DID THIS TO MY COUNTRY????
title should be: Jewish man always on the verge of laughing tells jokes
I remember watching this guy as a kid on just for laughs. Oh how time flies