Not far into the video, just want to comment on Boo Lake. If we had gotten Banshee Boardwalk instead, it would have been extremely boring; that course is pretty much all straightaways. Boo Lake is graphically solid, fantastic layout imo, only issue is lack of spectacle (which it doesn't need because of its nature) and short length. But I'd rather a track be done too soon rather than go too long
I had never really thought about it until you pointed it out but it is kind of crazy how for the Tokyo course you spend so much of it on a boring highway when as someone who has lived in Tokyo I have been on the highway like... 1 time
I mean, once you know what the ShyGuys on Sunset Wild used to look like, you start to understand why the music was western. I prefer them having a bit of a discrepancy in the theme than what just being offensive
On squeaky there are 2 paths behind the sink If you go far right off the glider there's an upper path that takes you back down with a bouncy mushroom If you take the lower path and go behind the sink there's a boost pad hidden in the corner
16:26: I am not even a third of the way through the video, but you saying the opening of N64 Rainbow Road has been ruined is probably what's gonna piss me off the most in this video. If you're at the lead position at the start of the race on 150cc, the anti-gravity and then the boost panel straight downwards are perfectly synced to where the giant fucking orchestra decides to go fuckin hard, and while it's hard to explain why it's so good, just playing it and paying attention to it is pretty much my favorite part of any level. The rest of the track is B tier at best
Why does everyone seem to put Baby Park and Excitebike at the bottom? I’m not the only one who really likes these right? Those are always so much chaotic fun, even if I’m losing I’m still heavily involved in the chaos
You see I noticed the extra map at the start, i’m trying to get a general feel on the youtube community’s feel of all the maps and Ima just count baby park as #1 for you.
Huh, with N64 Rainbow Road, you really prefer the 6-minute borefest entirely surrounded by guardrails compared to the not overly long remake with more interesting stuff going on it and isn’t all guardrails? (I’m not even saying that N64 Rainbow Road’s remake is all that amazing, just that it’s overall better than the original)
When I saw 97 was baby park and I said yes baby park is where it belongs, but why 97 aren’t there 96. One hour later. Number one is baby park. I was like what, this guy but baby park twice that is criminal.
why tf is mario kart 8 rankings the ranking i get the most upset over like omfg except for mc3 all of the bottom 5 rankings in this video are at least top 2/3 for me, probably top half
Love your content. I bless you with 1 view, maybe 2 because I accidentally fell asleep on my watch later playlist. Also a fish that likes the water drafts...hmmm
Jet Moto trilogy of racing maps, Wipeout racing maps and Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed with all it's Sega games themed maps would be nice to see ranked, if you are familiar with those or willing to be familiarized
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is one of my favourite games full stop, however I do class 90% if the tracks as just 'mid' (tho there's good mid, bad mid and just mid but still they're all mid) Edit: I wasn't expecting that ending tf 😂
This video's doing better than most of my recent ones. I got of couple of big projects I want to get out of the way first, but I'll try to work that into my lineup at some point.
@@OnADock Ooo neat! And I guess I should clarify, when I made this comment I was thinking less along the lines of the meta and more along the lines of how fun the character is to play.
ngl pubbing children will always be the best part of playing video games. if i cant stunt on a child and then scream at them through my mic with the full knowledge that my words are being blasted through their living room speakers, i dont want it.
They should have added Luigi’s circuit from the ds you know the one with the rain and the weather observation center and they should have added delphino square
waluigi pinball is good just good i like the ending bit on the table, and i like the pinball as obstacles on the track, but other than that the layout isn't the most engaging thing in the world. i don't like the fact how there's no shortcuts, it feels impossible to catch up when someone gets ahead because there's nothing to do. sure it's an awesome concept for a track, but the layout just doesn't make it the best track ever, i rank it 62 out of 96
Your ranking of the City courses is so,,, weird. I don’t disagree that their all very samey and do a bad job of representing the city their representing, but if you liked Athens Dash so much, which it certainly sounded like you did, why is it so far below New York Minute, Vancouver Velocity, & Berlin Byways? you did nothing but complain and made no attempt to explain why their so high on the list? It sounds like they should be at the least below Athens Dash then??
Why did they bring Baby Park Back......that map worked for double dash because of the items, now a days the new items don't mesh well with this track and the barriers in the middle of the map makes this bland and boring
Great video, but you know this man has the biggest skill issue when he says that Piranha plant cove, the most tech filled track in the game, has no tech lmao. Edit: I think it's fair to say if you're a casual then make sure a track is actually boring, and it's not just you not knowing how to drive it, and therefore making it boring for yourself. Also saying rock rock mountain fun, and River side park boring is a war crime, rock rock mountain sucks in single player lounge, 6 v 6, and time trials, and is a bottom 90 track. Nm this has to be rage bate!!! No way the track with no short cuts is number 2 (or in reality number 1), and if it's not rage bate then NEVER let this man cook again. PS: A guy with 8k hours in mk8d.
Yeah, it's just because of how samey they all are. Since there's so many of the city courses, I really didn't want to repeat myself saying, "I like how we take a different course through the map each lap" for every single city course. It's a fun idea that does give the courses some extra quality compared to things like Mario Circuit 3, but that really is all some of these courses have going for them, so it did end up being a bit more complaint filled once I removed that.
@@OnADockThey’re not samey, all they have in common are the changing laps. I bet you don’t think the circuits are samey. So I can detect your negative tour bias with ease. So you want people to believe Amsterdam, Tokyo, and Vancouver are samey? And Athens is a clone of them all huh? Yeah makes no sense
Sorry if I sound off in this video. I was getting over a pretty bad cold for a couple weeks.
You sound like you have a slight Bostonian accent
Watched the entirety of the video and I am not even all that big into Mario Kart, per say. Good clean content and funny jokes.
Im not a big Mario kart fan and the reason I know that is cause I fucking love baby park
You just know how to have chaotic fun you a noob if you don’t like it
I love it as well
I was so disappointed when I heard that was the lowest ranked map 😭
5:38 The only historical inaccuracy here is you not knowing what Sunset Wilds is all about
He mentioned Waluigi Pinball, and I got my torch ready, but then he put Baby Park and I instantly replaced it with an ice cold drink
Not far into the video, just want to comment on Boo Lake. If we had gotten Banshee Boardwalk instead, it would have been extremely boring; that course is pretty much all straightaways. Boo Lake is graphically solid, fantastic layout imo, only issue is lack of spectacle (which it doesn't need because of its nature) and short length. But I'd rather a track be done too soon rather than go too long
@@Stratilex agreed
I had never really thought about it until you pointed it out but it is kind of crazy how for the Tokyo course you spend so much of it on a boring highway when as someone who has lived in Tokyo I have been on the highway like... 1 time
Honestly your little fish mascot is adore I love it so much. Great video, loving seeing these types of videos ❤
Anyone else triggered that last place is ranked 97th when there’s only 96 courses
Yes!!
There’s a reason for it if you watch to the end.
I mean, once you know what the ShyGuys on Sunset Wild used to look like, you start to understand why the music was western. I prefer them having a bit of a discrepancy in the theme than what just being offensive
Based baby park opinion
Great list! This channel is underrated; glad you popped up in my recommended :)
I mean this truly in the nicest and most appreciative way possible, I cannot tell where your accent is from and I’m all for it
I was SO devastated when you had BB in last. Then, an hour and some later, I was SO delighted when you had come to your senses and had BB in first
On squeaky there are 2 paths behind the sink
If you go far right off the glider there's an upper path that takes you back down with a bouncy mushroom
If you take the lower path and go behind the sink there's a boost pad hidden in the corner
FINALLY SOMEONE PLACED BABY PARK AND EXCITEBIKE IN LAST
It's not always about the views, but just 700 seems for an hour long vid seems criminal. I quite enjoyed your commentary on each track
2:15 tbh Airship Fortess should’ve been added instead of Mario Circuit
35:26 AY
they got a battle mode course all right
Remind me in exactly five months to quote you on 0:52 when I write my own course ranking for no reason
8:16 The roads are slippery tho? Am I missing something?
Not slippery enough! I need more slippage.
Baby park at last and first. Bro spitting bars w that one
WE FOUND HIM! SOMEONE WHO APRICIATES BABY PARK!!!
Excitebike is also an crossover track too, and we do have a splatoon battle course.
J wanted to say your fish icons emotions while you talk is rly funny great vid
Very interesting hierarchy of rainbow roads. Thanks for the vid deserves more views ❤
A few little shortcuts here and there, GBA snowland having the shortcut that saves the most time
my new favourite channel
Actually, my friend Frankie thinks Waluigi Pinball is overrated cause he always gets hit by the Pinballs. He has 8000 points online.
SKILL ISSUE-
Wait wait how hell are there 97 tracks? I was confused when I saw 97 on baby park
16:26: I am not even a third of the way through the video, but you saying the opening of N64 Rainbow Road has been ruined is probably what's gonna piss me off the most in this video. If you're at the lead position at the start of the race on 150cc, the anti-gravity and then the boost panel straight downwards are perfectly synced to where the giant fucking orchestra decides to go fuckin hard, and while it's hard to explain why it's so good, just playing it and paying attention to it is pretty much my favorite part of any level. The rest of the track is B tier at best
Good to know that I’m not the only one who’s immediately reminded of Frontier Village from Xenoblade 1 when I play Wild Woods
49:40 asking the real questions
Why does everyone seem to put Baby Park and Excitebike at the bottom? I’m not the only one who really likes these right? Those are always so much chaotic fun, even if I’m losing I’m still heavily involved in the chaos
Ok so we ignoring the fact that N64 rainbow road used to be an astronomically long track with little to no difficulty
I need to be doing tricks or drifts constantly, so Excitebike is near the top of my list.
1:33 "often inferior to the more complex maps in the original game" and then shows footage of bone dry dunes 💀
FINALLY, someone had the balls to call baby park bad
25:30 W-what? b-but aren't you a fish irl? 😢
You see I noticed the extra map at the start, i’m trying to get a general feel on the youtube community’s feel of all the maps and Ima just count baby park as #1 for you.
Huh, with N64 Rainbow Road, you really prefer the 6-minute borefest entirely surrounded by guardrails compared to the not overly long remake with more interesting stuff going on it and isn’t all guardrails? (I’m not even saying that N64 Rainbow Road’s remake is all that amazing, just that it’s overall better than the original)
The jump's just that good.
When I saw 97 was baby park and I said yes baby park is where it belongs, but why 97 aren’t there 96. One hour later. Number one is baby park. I was like what, this guy but baby park twice that is criminal.
Mom, the fish is talking to me again 😦
why tf is mario kart 8 rankings the ranking i get the most upset over
like omfg except for mc3 all of the bottom 5 rankings in this video are at least top 2/3 for me, probably top half
Love your content. I bless you with 1 view, maybe 2 because I accidentally fell asleep on my watch later playlist.
Also a fish that likes the water drafts...hmmm
Jet Moto trilogy of racing maps, Wipeout racing maps and Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed with all it's Sega games themed maps would be nice to see ranked, if you are familiar with those or willing to be familiarized
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is one of my favourite games full stop, however I do class 90% if the tracks as just 'mid' (tho there's good mid, bad mid and just mid but still they're all mid)
Edit: I wasn't expecting that ending tf 😂
Can you do a MK8D racer ranking?
This video's doing better than most of my recent ones. I got of couple of big projects I want to get out of the way first, but I'll try to work that into my lineup at some point.
@@OnADock Ooo neat! And I guess I should clarify, when I made this comment I was thinking less along the lines of the meta and more along the lines of how fun the character is to play.
Might be one of the only mk players who lowkey hate waluigi pinball
Now rate them by how survivable they are
ngl pubbing children will always be the best part of playing video games. if i cant stunt on a child and then scream at them through my mic with the full knowledge that my words are being blasted through their living room speakers, i dont want it.
They should have added Luigi’s circuit from the ds you know the one with the rain and the weather observation center and they should have added delphino square
Oh wow, what a surprising Bottom 2 /:l
Shy Guy Falls should be #1 obviously, best track in Mario Kart history
Facts
Fun fact: Sky Garden isn't even sky garden anymore
😮
SOMEONE ELSE THINKS EXCITEBIKE AND BABY PARK ARE THE WORST TRACKS IN THE GAME?!? FINALLY!!! MY FRIEND AND I AREN’T ALONE!!!🥹
Honestly, I think Mario circuit DS is well designed, but I would rank it like around 80
This list upsets me greatly
Okay, hear me out... Mario Kart 8 is the Brawl of Mario Kart.
My 2 favorite tracks in last place? Why??
U could've had the perfect bottom 3, but u had to put Sky-Crap Sundau that high
waluigi pinball is good
just good
i like the ending bit on the table, and i like the pinball as obstacles on the track, but other than that the layout isn't the most engaging thing in the world. i don't like the fact how there's no shortcuts, it feels impossible to catch up when someone gets ahead because there's nothing to do. sure it's an awesome concept for a track, but the layout just doesn't make it the best track ever, i rank it 62 out of 96
Dragon Driftway is my favorite. Rainbow Road 8 my favorite RR. finally someone understanding how good they are
The DK cannon is not fun; it takes control away from you.
Your ranking of the City courses is so,,, weird. I don’t disagree that their all very samey and do a bad job of representing the city their representing, but if you liked Athens Dash so much, which it certainly sounded like you did, why is it so far below New York Minute, Vancouver Velocity, & Berlin Byways? you did nothing but complain and made no attempt to explain why their so high on the list? It sounds like they should be at the least below Athens Dash then??
There are 96 tracks but you said 97 to Baby park but i Dont care great video❤❤❤
Ranking Baby Park the worst map at least makes it easy to discard your whole oppinion
watching the rest to confirm though
Cool vid. Excite bike arena sucks
Last place I disagree with therefore video is garbage goodnight.
(jk luv u thank you for the hour of content)
Baby park is easily top 10, aint not way, you're putting classics at the bottom 😭😭
Toad Circuit was too high for its own good
Ah yes… baby park is so bad it is not even in the top 96 tracks
Why did they bring Baby Park Back......that map worked for double dash because of the items, now a days the new items don't mesh well with this track and the barriers in the middle of the map makes this bland and boring
Toad circuit is WAY WAY to high
Great video, but you know this man has the biggest skill issue when he says that Piranha plant cove, the most tech filled track in the game, has no tech lmao.
Edit: I think it's fair to say if you're a casual then make sure a track is actually boring, and it's not just you not knowing how to drive it, and therefore making it boring for yourself.
Also saying rock rock mountain fun, and River side park boring is a war crime, rock rock mountain sucks in single player lounge, 6 v 6, and time trials, and is a bottom 90 track.
Nm this has to be rage bate!!! No way the track with no short cuts is number 2 (or in reality number 1), and if it's not rage bate then NEVER let this man cook again. PS: A guy with 8k hours in mk8d.
Hey! Don’t fucking place Mario Circuit DS so low. That’s probably the only good Mario circuit in this game. Bad ranking.
Your just mad because I have a bf
Toad circuit is too high
L Baby Park.
You claim you don’t like desert tracks because it’s boring and yellow, yet you like snow maps which are boring and white… curious 🧐
"Boring and white", They're just like me fr.
@@OnADock Damn, I didn't know you were boring ... I'm sorry for your loss 😔
no extended version with two variants of courses for winning and losing. unsubd.
for how negative you are about the city courses im surprised u have them higher than multiple courses that u praised lol
Yeah, it's just because of how samey they all are. Since there's so many of the city courses, I really didn't want to repeat myself saying, "I like how we take a different course through the map each lap" for every single city course.
It's a fun idea that does give the courses some extra quality compared to things like Mario Circuit 3, but that really is all some of these courses have going for them, so it did end up being a bit more complaint filled once I removed that.
@@OnADockThey’re not samey, all they have in common are the changing laps.
I bet you don’t think the circuits are samey.
So I can detect your negative tour bias with ease.
So you want people to believe Amsterdam, Tokyo, and Vancouver are samey? And Athens is a clone of them all huh? Yeah makes no sense