3:27 The USAFA stands for United States Air Force Academy. You basically go in for 4 years and come out as a second lieutenant, and apparently it is extremely competitive to enter.
The only time my dad got angry enough to slap me was when we got drunk together at a bar and i tried to explain that Family Guy joke to him with the Vietnamese accent...he slapped me once and said "THAT IS NOT A JOKE!" we havent talked about it ever since.
1:48 ashgutermuth is hilarious she's constantly making jokes about how ancient her husband is😂 and yes I'm also shocked she's got a husband, we all were, shes made jokes in the past about looking gay lol
Add exactly 9:29 that guy is an actual real army because he was at my grandmother’s funeral. I recognize him or that could be just somebody else and I don’t know it.
My cousins married to an air force mechanic. He broke his leg on vacation skiing and he got chewed out by his commander. Cousin in national gaurd was actually going to be deployed to Egypt for some training exercises had his jaw broken in a bar fight he didnt even participate in just caught a stray knocked down and tabled landed on his face. Also got chewed out. Also the government absolutly wrecked the guy responsible they threw so many charges at that dude pretty sure he got like 12 years. Cosuin didnt even wanna press charges. Army thought otherwise
dude my entire youtube page is either nikkos reactions or his gaming and i never get bored. you seriously do not get enough likes for the super funny content plus how many views you get
As a joke my mom and I would always ask when my dad's was leaving for another trip when he started to really get on our nerves (nothing bad). Still missed him like crazy every time he left but we knew he was due for a trip when he got on our nerves.
I was stupid on vacation. I didn’t wear sunscreen, was in a different state than what I was used to, on a boat, in a bikini, in the summer time. I luckily just got a verbal warning. But didn’t burn in the sun until almost 20 years later, even though I did the same shit almost every chance I could after this. God I love my Puerto Rican skin. It’s so forgiving.
"She's already pregnant" is wild. 😭😭😭
"We took an L in Nam" Fat Electrician would like a word
My thought exactly
Oh boy can't wait to see their next podcast episode together 😅😅
We did not take the L we brought the L and let the south Vietnamese have The L it was all planned
I was thinkin the same thing!🤣🤣
Yup
💀 bro the part where chat said “imagine getting killed by that guy” actually had me on the fucking floor
My boyfriend overheard this part and started laughing
@@reikun86 nah fr 🤣 I would be embarrassed to die to edger
@@firstname4313 me too. 😂
And Nikko did an Indian head wiggle 😂
Niko, you should ask The Fat Electrician if we lost Vietnam. He'll tell you the right answer.
3:27
The USAFA stands for United States Air Force Academy. You basically go in for 4 years and come out as a second lieutenant, and apparently it is extremely competitive to enter.
When Nikko was questioning if that woman shaved, I got a manscaped ad...🧐
Nikko is always so creatively resourcefully stupid and I love it.
He's a natural
heard he likes the former president though, anybody who supports that man is a domestic threat...Doesn't matter if you like him or his content.
3:40 😂😂
hes a trumpie tho
Them bugs really ain’t no joke, had to square up with a huge one under NVG….. lost
Fat electrician is gonna hurt you for saying we lost in Vietnam.
We did and Korea
@@r.b.rozier9692 that’s not factual but okay…
Unless you can debunked all the things Fat E said.
@@Nutty2087 Is North Korea still a totalitarian dictatorship? Is Vietnam still a one-party socialist republic?
We lost. Surrender is defeat.
@@Nutty2087 We abandoned South Vietnam and let it fall to the commies. That is an L if I ever saw one. We LOST
The only time my dad got angry enough to slap me was when we got drunk together at a bar and i tried to explain that Family Guy joke to him with the Vietnamese accent...he slapped me once and said "THAT IS NOT A JOKE!" we havent talked about it ever since.
The only reason we lost in Vietnam was because they didn’t fuck with our boats
i actually gagged when i saw that sorry excuse for and about face 9:30
Dare you to tell the fat electrician we lost in Vietnam. 😂
HAHAHA I was about to say that. Nikko about to get a 30 minute lecture on communism for this.
@@Drowko 30 minutes is an understatement 1 hour minimum.
@@MetalFalcon99 For some reason, I want a nice 4 hr unsubscribe podcast with Nikko and the fat electrician now. Lol
She ran through the streets and joined the Marines. Now she can get promoted by doing nothing, but teasing all the sncos😂
The way I was SCREAMING "Academy!" at my screen when he didn't know what the last letter in USAFA stood for.
These videos never get old Nikko, love dem
people in the military be tweakin 😭
(Edit) man 37 likes in 3 hours
Yessir
Fr
Real
And the military is why every country hates us
The water boarding one had me rolling 😂
9:25 dude 100% jacked that shit.
"Helicockter" got me rolling on the groun💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
3:00 this was me last week. I actively avoid responsibility at my job but they just asked me to become a manager....
Come on he was just doing his M.J. Smooth Criminal information and just couldn’t hold it.😂
I love your videos nikko you help me through tough times and make me laugh super hard.
Nop
I come here when I don’t want to deal with civilians thinking I’m a sociopath
Thought I was the only one. Wanna be penpals and send each other grippy socks?
@@gettingittogether424I have so many grippy socks yes 😂
@@MalloryRansdell 😍
I mean...I'm not in the military but I have grippy socks. Can I come play too? 🥹
@@kristinwojtowich8902 f it the more the merrier lol
Dude drinking the water on Camp Lejeune trying to get that disability
Love your military fails Nikko
3:51 What spouse Nikko I’m all alone😂
A Nikko & Ash Gutermuth Collab is needed 😂😂😂
These videos are so funny and when Chanel is in the back it make them much better 😊
The Military spouse, she is hilarious, seen her stuff before and it is always worth the view.
Fucking "captin jack swallows" had me dying
Always a good day when Nikko posts.
Not a good day for them though. 😂😂😂
1:48 ashgutermuth is hilarious she's constantly making jokes about how ancient her husband is😂 and yes I'm also shocked she's got a husband, we all were, shes made jokes in the past about looking gay lol
1:39 Corporal: "You on your own private first class get dat bug". Private First Class: "Shit I ain't got my weapon." Corporal: "Use them hands!!!"
There was sobbing and crying then cheated on when I was over seas.... Love it
2:31 say the yellow shirt and I’m like. Yep that’s the navy
If the recruiters looked like "if you're lonely" there'd be so many sign ups
Add exactly 9:29 that guy is an actual real army because he was at my grandmother’s funeral. I recognize him or that could be just somebody else and I don’t know it.
I know he may never see this but thanks man. You're videos always make ne happy. 😂
Your the best Nikko
My cousins married to an air force mechanic. He broke his leg on vacation skiing and he got chewed out by his commander. Cousin in national gaurd was actually going to be deployed to Egypt for some training exercises had his jaw broken in a bar fight he didnt even participate in just caught a stray knocked down and tabled landed on his face. Also got chewed out. Also the government absolutly wrecked the guy responsible they threw so many charges at that dude pretty sure he got like 12 years. Cosuin didnt even wanna press charges. Army thought otherwise
Dude drinking that camp lejeune flavor
That's the bootist that I've seen since I've been out. Tan belt is a license to get your ass kicked, LOL
“Captain jack swallow” got me dead
hey niko i watch u from France and im happy every time u have so much enegy lmao ! ❤
Barracks Nikko trying to get the desert rep
1:26 much respect she Sent IT!
Honestly your probably the funniest person i watch 🤷
Pole dancing with the branches
that "bug" was imported, that there is called a texas skeeter....
Good wife!! I thanked a veteran very well. 24 yrs active duty deserves some happiness. 😂
The bug got me 😂👀
6:00 the army has the WOFT program to join as a helicopter pilot. im working on it rn.
10:08
Damn the new Marine Corps psyops release is wild
we need her @
The commentary is always entertaining.
We heart Niko but seriously god bless you and keep being great my dads a vet and my moms active tho
Dude, I think that monster guy was in my platoon at boot camp. They even talked about his tiktok
1:36 I was in RSP at camp minden with the female type. That’s crazy😂
Yo Nikko i love the content I was watching the stream earlier today keep up the great work
dude my entire youtube page is either nikkos reactions or his gaming and i never get bored. you seriously do not get enough likes for the super funny content plus how many views you get
"captian jack swallows" is WILD
The first time I became a general manager was the last time I will ever be a general manager, fuck that shit.
6:50 Wait so is it vandalism on government property if you get a tattoo?
😳🤣🤣🤣🤣
That kid is the reason I'm embarrassed to admit I joined JROTC 7:35
At basic they gave us expired sunscreen and one dudes head was swollen for weeks.
Yup! Never get your driver qual in the Army😂😂😂😂 Or you never, ever see home because you're constantly being "volunteered" for tasks🤪
Captain Jack Swallows is devious 💀
Great stream Nikko was my first watched you forever and finally decided to use twitch
i don't know how i managed to go 8 years without getting my military driver's license but here we are and im thankful
9 months deployment my girl better be bent over saying take me
Men, don't fall for that, she'll reject you later because you fell for a thirsttrap.
Nikko can you please start live streaming on TH-cam, because I can not get twitch to work. And you make amaaaaaaaaazing videos nikko.
My boy on the heli js chillin
love these videos
5:27 Nico when you say the us is back to back would war champs you forget the England and colonies,France (for wwII France’s colonies)
How TF doe this video have 0 dislikes wth!!! good joob ortiz
5:08 sounds like Yeat lmao
It’s crazy cause I went to boot and MCT with that last girl lol 😂
If I had a babe I would say shut up babe Nikko posted.
As a joke my mom and I would always ask when my dad's was leaving for another trip when he started to really get on our nerves (nothing bad). Still missed him like crazy every time he left but we knew he was due for a trip when he got on our nerves.
Ain't no one tell Lujan about the wook at the end
This one guys wife did not want him to a deploy so she destroyed all his gear. After that all his gear was stored at the company when it was replaced.
"We took an L in Nam" Ortiz Ignored a Country who has been deployed ended in Disaster."
We need a collab with AF Nikko and Ashley Gutermuth!
You are the best TH-camr
I was stupid on vacation. I didn’t wear sunscreen, was in a different state than what I was used to, on a boat, in a bikini, in the summer time. I luckily just got a verbal warning. But didn’t burn in the sun until almost 20 years later, even though I did the same shit almost every chance I could after this. God I love my Puerto Rican skin. It’s so forgiving.
When she is nervous about leaving for your deployment: Next day
Her: “STOP IT!!!!”
Him just not knowing wtf is going on back home
Yesss sirrr it’s mutha fuckin big fella fella himself niikkkkoooo orrrrtizzzzzz!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The part where the girl fell face first was from my infantry graduation😂😂 14 june
3:00 this happend to me 😂 im the ammo ncoic as a fuckin specialist, its the worst
funniest military fail in the video is this guys hair all u missin is frost on those tips
at 1:01 i was at mct with those 2 🤣
Evil genius Nikko 0:14 then Navy comes at 0:19
Wassup Niko!
07:52 How did Nikko not comment on the "Virginity Rocks" flag
Yooo make these videos like 15 minutes dawg, we need more
“It wasn’t gay.. it was super gay!😁” 💀💀
The sunburn one is true, you can be written up for it
9:36 Her name is Hailey Welch
It was highschool but jrotc I was in wouldn't allow that by any means, it was closes you'd get without joining..