Have/had similar stance. I think the good way is when you're taking pics/vids for yourself and the people with you, not for some imaginary audience. I did it for me and the people with me. Be cool when it's pics/vid taken for you and yours. Be cautious if it's for an audience that isn't you and yours.Take the pics to inform the memories.
Comment before 8:52 , Nikki is correct af. I have a dad who was in the AF during Desert Storm. He was an aircraft mechanic who I happily follow after somewhat. We went to Arizona to meet some military buddies and watched some old tapes from a VHS. We were very lucky to have that friend who was always seen with a camera recording videos. I can’t relate to my dad and his friend. But that was a really fun night watching my dad and his buddies partying in Turkey!
just got to my first duty station last week, my first major purchase was to get my wife a German Shepherd puppy so that she wont notice the huge charge when I buy the gaming console LMFAO
At 9:46, whoever has it has either Ehlers-Danlos syndrome or ligament laxity. I have LL with my shoulders. My husband turns green when I turned them totally the other way.
When I was sitting at the discharge unit in army basic, we had a guy show up who got into a physical fight with a drill sergeant. Dude beat the DS's ass, and ended up getting jumped on by 2-3 more DS's to restrain him. Dude said he told the DS to get out of his face or he was gonna beat him, and the DS just acted like dude wasn't gonna do shit and kept on. It was crazy. We had a tradition of making the new arrivals to the discharge unit wear the road guard vest (so they could stop traffic and we could cross roads), and that dude was the only new person who didn't have to wear it.
I was in that ship when the plane dropped that. It's called a drop tank or a fuel tank. The dude recording said "back the fuck up then". It was the running joke for the deployment 😂 BTW it was on the 2019-2020 deployment on the USS Abraham Lincoln Lincoln
Oh shit. I served at Fort Campbell. 7 years. Every day was the best day ever. My favorite part was getting to run 4-8 miles every day. My knees hurt now. Ouch.
I love you nikko you are hella funny all the timeee😂😂😂😂❤❤❤brooo this is just sooo funny I can’t stop laughing I thought I was going to choke on the air lol😂
Buying a gaming console? lol. Yep. My uncle was in the army in the 80s. He bought a NES. He gave it to me later on when I was a kid. Best part. I still have it. In its original packaging AND it still has the little sticky retail sticker “AAFES” at $159.
liked and shared before watching. I'm gonna be cancelled aren't I?...... Yep, the longer I'm watching, the more I'm regretting myself. :) Love you Nikko!
Hey Nikko I doubt u remember me but a while ago (like a little over a year) I said I was going to marine corps for basic training and you told me keep my head down and move with speed and intensity. Well I took that to heart and I wanted to let you know I made it to the fleet. Thank you for your advice brother. It really helped
Kendal is wearing pants that dont fit her......I mean they fit her.....shes just dressing like a nurse who likes to do tiktokdances during the pandemic.
WHAT IS HARDER? YOU OR THE TREE YOU CRASHED IN WHEN SEEING THE THUMBNAIL
Me
1:46 it laid an egg 😂
3:46 😂
😔
Me
"Grenade launcher thingie boom-boom" got me bad 😂😂😂
Dude I took like 6 pictures on deployment not wanting to be that guy. Take the pictures, keep the memories
Yea i Lost my camera. I kick myself everyday
Remember the memories. To hell with the pictures.
I did the same shit. It's a regret I have. But, I was totally in the fucking moment.
Have/had similar stance. I think the good way is when you're taking pics/vids for yourself and the people with you, not for some imaginary audience. I did it for me and the people with me. Be cool when it's pics/vid taken for you and yours. Be cautious if it's for an audience that isn't you and yours.Take the pics to inform the memories.
0:28 seconds in NIKKO THAT'S A NEW RECORD FOR YOU NOT SIMPING OVER CAKED UP GIRLS GOOD JOB!
Comment before 8:52 , Nikki is correct af. I have a dad who was in the AF during Desert Storm. He was an aircraft mechanic who I happily follow after somewhat. We went to Arizona to meet some military buddies and watched some old tapes from a VHS. We were very lucky to have that friend who was always seen with a camera recording videos. I can’t relate to my dad and his friend. But that was a really fun night watching my dad and his buddies partying in Turkey!
just got to my first duty station last week, my first major purchase was to get my wife a German Shepherd puppy so that she wont notice the huge charge when I buy the gaming console LMFAO
Bahahahah good one
Not even gonna lie, that's smart AF, taking notes...
As a female, I applaud you! My husband would do the same exact thing! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
Pole dancing with the branches
Love the vids keep it up super funny aswell 😂
Thank you edi! I’m doin my best to keep up now that I got a dog but the schedule is coming back! Lol
@@nikkoortiz love your content man, always makes my day better when you post a new vid. Kepp it up man!
Like Mandatoryfunday says, "Live, laugh, toaster bath."
I need that sign for my bathroom
helll yeah love the military fails
Why she got the biggest ass th
Oh yeah brother
who doesnt
The Blackstreet Boys😂😂 2:45
At least someone delivered. It was RIGHT THERE!
I was at boot camp with these guys. They all failed basic training.
finally. the Apache's have loudspeakers.
0:25 GYATTTT SMASH
i know right 😊
That wasn't the question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GYAT something in my Eye 🤑
I have a sudden urge to join the military
@@ChrisKay88 definitely phsyops bro not worth it
1:26 thankfully the thing that the F-18 dropped was a drop tank but the way it fell it looked like napalm.
thx for saying it, saw it and was like "why is he so worried"
Yeah, it’s just the drop tank… though I gotta say the AO’s or the AD’s are gonna get screamed at for this one 😂
looks more like a buddy tank
11:2 lana rhoades , riley reid, emily willis, Teanna Trump, autumn falls, violet myers, Angela white that’s the whole list😂
My top 2 are Candy Love and Brooke Tilli
@@SaltwaterRedneck1 Mine were Madison Ivy and Rachell Roxxx
Sweetie Fox
@@darkrevass7634 Hell yeah
List is mid my guy
2:45 the Black street boys.
Nikko is showing his hispanic roots with that "Ay!"
4:33 snowdragon692 "OK HEAR ME OUT........ smash" absolutely killed me lmfao
I like the Apache load speakers lol they need to use that in war time lol
Ik I'm down bad but we've GYATT to focus💀 0:25
Agree with biggest regret. Hard to show my kids what I’ve done when I was “too cool” for pictures.
0:26 into the video and my eyes roll back into my head already hahah
8:30 that is my 1 and only regret from my time in....didnt take enough pics now all i have is this fading TBI memory 😂😂
Niko twists everything he sees and somehow makes it better
At 9:46, whoever has it has either Ehlers-Danlos syndrome or ligament laxity. I have LL with my shoulders. My husband turns green when I turned them totally the other way.
I was graduating when the recruit punched the SDI in the face, he tried to run after, we called him trackstar afterwords
Yo funny seeing you here dude
I didn't realise the US military had such massive strategic cake reserves.
When I was sitting at the discharge unit in army basic, we had a guy show up who got into a physical fight with a drill sergeant. Dude beat the DS's ass, and ended up getting jumped on by 2-3 more DS's to restrain him. Dude said he told the DS to get out of his face or he was gonna beat him, and the DS just acted like dude wasn't gonna do shit and kept on. It was crazy.
We had a tradition of making the new arrivals to the discharge unit wear the road guard vest (so they could stop traffic and we could cross roads), and that dude was the only new person who didn't have to wear it.
Love your content Nikko keep up the good work
3:01 The black street boys 💀
Exactly what I was thinking
Even after being out the army for almost 20 years now. I miss some things about being there
bro got us to click so fast with the thumbnail, no regrets Nikko, well played.
Came her for Kendall and stayed for Nikko.
Not just military guys, but every guy out there that gets their first lappy!!!😂😂😂
I was in that ship when the plane dropped that. It's called a drop tank or a fuel tank. The dude recording said "back the fuck up then". It was the running joke for the deployment 😂 BTW it was on the 2019-2020 deployment on the USS Abraham Lincoln Lincoln
Loved watching this live on Twitch and now seeing it on TH-cam. You all need to see him live on Twitch!!! The best watch!!!
The way it ended. That was a lost in the first half. Crushed on 2nd half. Niko closer. Biiiiyyyyeeee.
"scan my cac and get away from me" im dying LMFAOO
2:48 it’s the blackstreet boys 😂
8:07 Hits the hardest in this whole video.
Oh shit. I served at Fort Campbell. 7 years. Every day was the best day ever. My favorite part was getting to run 4-8 miles every day. My knees hurt now. Ouch.
I love you nikko you are hella funny all the timeee😂😂😂😂❤❤❤brooo this is just sooo funny I can’t stop laughing I thought I was going to choke on the air lol😂
Nikko Ortiz is my favorite P-Star
8:52 great holes reference (ofc Nikko would get a reference from a movie about holes)
friendship or ownership bro! im dead lol
To be fair... if they traded places, white bro would probably get crushed😅
Buying a gaming console?
lol. Yep. My uncle was in the army in the 80s. He bought a NES.
He gave it to me later on when I was a kid.
Best part. I still have it. In its original packaging AND it still has the little sticky retail sticker “AAFES” at $159.
10:02 why would you ever actually punch a drill sergeant in the face, that's why we have our imaginations, no?!!!
bro thought it *was* his imagination
Correct. He probably thought he had a VR set on😂
4’11”?? I had to be 5’2”! 😂😂
The regret for not taking pictures is so true.
Love your content btw. And you should do a react on British army cadets. Army cadets is basically the army but for kindle minors. It's great.
9:42 The backwards hoodie prank would go crazy on this guy
Didn't know Nikko streamed on twitch!
2:17 I thought combat made me hard too. Turns out it was one concussion too many.
White dude on black guys shoulders, aka Master Blaster like in Mad Max Beyond 😂
That middle dropping from the jet was no joke
Ma’am your under arrest, for stealing stuff from a bakery.
Nikko I love your vids
And one day hope
To see you in person
niko - "the black backstreet boys"
me - "the black street boys"
I love the fact that you give us Navy guys a hard time.
Your editors on point fr
Love your content!! Hits home. A funny military brat version would be great too! Like living on base type shit or whatever you can create 🫡👍
I myself 1000% agree that not taking more pics with my boys was my biggest regret when i was in
liked and shared before watching. I'm gonna be cancelled aren't I?......
Yep, the longer I'm watching, the more I'm regretting myself. :)
Love you Nikko!
Holy f*ck I haven't laughed so hard all year. Funny as bro.... Funny as
I knew a dude in the Navy that had that reservist gut, but he did the dash for cash like Usain Bolt while smoking a cigarette
6:54 the reserve is THE PEAK MALE BOD
THE THUMBNAIL IS HILARIOUS YET ALSO THOSE CHEEKSXD
I agree Shia is a really really good actor.. from Disney to Fury
I thought the same thing during my first enlistment, I barely have any photos. Second time around I took a lot lol. Heavy regrets.
The blackstreet boys 😂
Favorite is Blair Williams
1:39 its actually a fuel tank nothing would happen 😂 unless it hits the propeller than itll just release the fuel into the water
My favorites are Gianna Michaels, Eva Notty, and Lady Sonia
3:50 That explains a lot. Now we understand......
You gotta admit that metallic click on the MGL is satisfying
Used to be able to do the same trick with both feet before the accident. Everyone used to freak out in the room 🤣
Hey man, I used to watch your videos before I joined, and now Im in. I understand everything more
10:26 the military already takes forever to do things, i cant imagen what it would be like to see them drag something out
Shia is a good actor, hell, hes a great actor.
Jesus the overhead arm claps and the y squat 😂😂😩😩
Love the vids Nikko! I told NayNay to interrupt your vids like you interrupted her naps
Hi Nikko I want to thank you for always putting out content some really hard times have come opon me and you have made them better
The “WHOOA!!!L and then the “that’s gay!” Had me dead!
Taze myself? (Tazes) Aye!!!! 😂
Jessie Jane was my favorite P-Star I got to meet and hang out with.
After they court martial you, they take away all your stuff and you wear PT clothes for 8 weeks while you wait to be processed.
You can also use an eraser from a pencil for the radio equipment. To this day I refuse to spit, or as my mentor did.... lick... the comms gear.
Thumbnail tho 👌. 🤣🤣
August Ames was the goat. My sessions have never been the same since.
love the content
5:54 air force mechanics that's something right
Hey Nikko I doubt u remember me but a while ago (like a little over a year) I said I was going to marine corps for basic training and you told me keep my head down and move with speed and intensity. Well I took that to heart and I wanted to let you know I made it to the fleet. Thank you for your advice brother. It really helped
Dang good for you
The m32 (grenade launcher thingy). Had a sgt get full disability because it blew up in his face.
I believe you should do more reaction content. You are godly at it. Maybe different categories!!!!!!
10:32 me hoping I'm ugly enough that I'll be left alone when I join 😭
1:36 THAT'S THE FUCKIN FUEL TANK THING BRO😭😭(f/A-18 super hornet)
Makes my day when nikko uploads. You’re awesome bro
Kendal is wearing pants that dont fit her......I mean they fit her.....shes just dressing like a nurse who likes to do tiktokdances during the pandemic.
Always an amazing day when Nikki uploads
2:46 I was at fort Moore with those guys, they getting dropped. That’s a hold over bay.
2:46
I HAVEN’T SEEN ANYONE POST THIS YET. FINALLY MY TIME HAS COME
Blackstreet boys