I was charged with "Conspiracy to commit unlawful entry onto a closed military establishment during wartime" which is technically punishable by death lol. This was 2011, Ft Hood. Saturday night, friend and I went to get some mcdonalds, he forgot his ID, got in my trunk, car was pulled over for inspection, found him in my trunk. Spent the night at the MP station, car was towed. Unit was deployed, so acting 1sgt got us 6am and was pissed. I got a counseling statement :)
You get your tanker boots after your first gunnery (as long as you first time go). They are a WW2 thing. No shoe strings to melt or get caught on shit in the turret. Also tankers love to fuck around.
This is so funny! My dog tags literally says Jedi and the funny thing is I told supply that I don't have a religion and I don't care what he picks and he literally put Jedi on it 🤦🏾♂️
My buddies daughter plans on joining the Army this year. My buddy was Army and I came up with this plan for celebrating her promotion to Specialist by calling her " Full Bird Private" non stop. Never saw him laugh so hard.
I'm not sure which MOS screws around the most. I was 13F and we made lieutenants nervous and all the ranks captain to Colonel used to walk by us shake their heads and say, "FI_ICI
My dog tags say jedi I joined the marines back in 2013. I don’t think it’s a 2015 thing. Granted my DI wanted me to use the force to get them but I couldn’t so I got hazed 😊
I was a chill nco, cross me and I was your worst nightmare. One pos decided to not show up for formation, after that I left immediately. He didn't answer the door, barracks are what they are. I proceeded through his window, I'm pretty sure he shit himself, being woke up by your NCO standing there.
As someone who was a 19-D and have seen the dumbest stuff when we got bored, like someone attempting to do a backflip in a goat shit dust storm and face planting immediately into the ground horizontally, 19-Ds fucking around pretty bad.
I was driving back to Polk had 2 dummies in the car .. got pulled over before I got to base and passed all sobriety test then they pulled me over once I got through the gate AFTER they already let me through. The MP was same one who arrested ex wife so he was cool with me and I passed his test as well.... I 100% was over the limit 😂😂
So true re: uniforms. I used to be incognito on weekends unless I told the dude hitting on me who I was. Pretty priceless reactions. :D "Uh, LT, I'm enlisted. I'm in your department..." Awkwarrrd. Also, yes, no one is cuter than Chanel.
We were tanker boots because they are more flame resistant then regular combat boots. Also so the boot laces don’t get caught on something while the turret is moving plus they are mad comfortable
7:55, I feel this so much, but on the other hand, a 4/10 male can put on a uniform and it's like a superpower that makes him a 9+/10 when he is normally a 4. Uniforms are a phenomenon that we will never understand lmao
@@Mike.The.Jeweler it is both but the no synthetic materials was a big thing also I think they had better circulation but I didn't notice a big difference
Tanker boots is the same concept as "driving shoes" like in WW2 tankers had normal boots and the laces kept getting snagged on shit and grunts would get hurt or worse, fuck property up. but for god sake don't ruck in tanker boots, those boots are not made for walking brother.
i was DD for my buddy and they did a "random" vehicle inspection coming back from Nashville and found a open bottle in the trunk we watched the female sgt pick it up, look at us then the bottle then us then put it back and let us go
I came back to base after camping. At the gate I didn’t have my CAC card (the driver did). They searched the vehicle and panicked when they accidentally started the air mattress pump in a bag, when searching the truck.
Uniforms can absolutely take someone from a 10 to a 3 BUT if they looking good in uniform you know it's gonna be super smash when they're in civvies. (POG world be different bro. lol)
"Brother we’re coming back for more oil" that’s hilarious
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I was charged with "Conspiracy to commit unlawful entry onto a closed military establishment during wartime" which is technically punishable by death lol. This was 2011, Ft Hood. Saturday night, friend and I went to get some mcdonalds, he forgot his ID, got in my trunk, car was pulled over for inspection, found him in my trunk. Spent the night at the MP station, car was towed. Unit was deployed, so acting 1sgt got us 6am and was pissed. I got a counseling statement :)
Eerily enough... I believe this.
it's Ft. Hood...I believe it
Didn't serve but lived on North Main in Cove, i believe this 😂
When I was stationed in ft hood we had a fucking safety brief about not sneaking anyone onto base by putting them in the trunk lmao.
The "hippopotamus syndrome" fucking got me bro😂
same here
Hey Nikko, just wanted to say thank you
You've helped me decide to join the dutch army and I'm going on training soon!
"The trip 50k" and the Naruto run was priceless! 💙
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You get your tanker boots after your first gunnery (as long as you first time go). They are a WW2 thing. No shoe strings to melt or get caught on shit in the turret.
Also tankers love to fuck around.
This is so funny! My dog tags literally says Jedi and the funny thing is I told supply that I don't have a religion and I don't care what he picks and he literally put Jedi on it 🤦🏾♂️
Do they put atheist on it if you don’t chose?
That first fail was crazy 😂😂
😅😅😅 oh my God
Fr bro
My buddies daughter plans on joining the Army this year. My buddy was Army and I came up with this plan for celebrating her promotion to Specialist by calling her " Full Bird Private" non stop. Never saw him laugh so hard.
With great power………… comes great fails
31B be messing around the most 😂 I ain’t gonna lie
You clearly didn't know any signal then
5:40 i new 3 "Mandalorians" on their dog tags n all
I'm not sure which MOS screws around the most. I was 13F and we made lieutenants nervous and all the ranks captain to Colonel used to walk by us shake their heads and say, "FI_ICI
Bahhh i wish these videos were longer! 😅 thanks for the entertainment. You're awesome.
Ahh got to love that "He knows proper break fall" video .... because that landing pretty much proves otherwise XD
Im taking a shit and i hear "im such a good boy" from my brother room (this vid)
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
Hey Nikko, love your content. Keep up the great work
My dog tags say jedi I joined the marines back in 2013. I don’t think it’s a 2015 thing. Granted my DI wanted me to use the force to get them but I couldn’t so I got hazed 😊
I've seen ever single part too this series and i still can't wait until the next one 💓💓
ALRIGHT BUDDY.. if there's goddamn Jedi's in any Branch. .they are accepting my Pagan Accommodations. what even
Always a good day when nikko posts
Haha! Awesome episode.
Thank you for cheering me up Nikko, been a rough week 🤘😝🤙
they were officers. who haven't got to the ship yet. hence the smiles.
I was a chill nco, cross me and I was your worst nightmare. One pos decided to not show up for formation, after that I left immediately. He didn't answer the door, barracks are what they are. I proceeded through his window, I'm pretty sure he shit himself, being woke up by your NCO standing there.
9:22 my dude looked like a back bling from Fortnite
this is crazy brotha
Umm u kinda copy me
As someone who was a 19-D and have seen the dumbest stuff when we got bored, like someone attempting to do a backflip in a goat shit dust storm and face planting immediately into the ground horizontally, 19-Ds fucking around pretty bad.
7:15 Crew chief fuck around the most, we are a jolly good time for sure😂😂😂
Great content. Love from the UK
To all vets and first responders etc thank you for your service
I absolutely live for Daddy Nikkos videos, no shame.
This guy is hilarious
Milliatry fails never get old 😅😅
I love Chanel ❤️
i was totally expecting "stepbrother i''m stuck" at the car at the end.
Another one.
Can I just take a minute to thank the gods that Nikko’s parents found each other and smashed😊he is a gift to us all
"Is that Marine-A-Cella? OhmYGawWww"
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niko love you're vids👍
I was driving back to Polk had 2 dummies in the car .. got pulled over before I got to base and passed all sobriety test then they pulled me over once I got through the gate AFTER they already let me through. The MP was same one who arrested ex wife so he was cool with me and I passed his test as well.... I 100% was over the limit 😂😂
Bro I went to boot camp in 2015 as well! 11 FEB 15 baby!! Go Navy!
The straps are so the turret monster can't grab the laces and eat your legs. Fear the turret monster.
4:42 I wanna hear more adventures with ortiz and Ochoa 😂
I love nikos Ortiz videos
Yoda uses the force so it feels like somebody else is doing it 😂
So true re: uniforms. I used to be incognito on weekends unless I told the dude hitting on me who I was. Pretty priceless reactions. :D "Uh, LT, I'm enlisted. I'm in your department..." Awkwarrrd.
Also, yes, no one is cuter than Chanel.
😂 Gate checked! You’re fucked if you’re bringing bitches, booze, or other contraband. 😂 Don’t tell your friends about your plans.
7:35 You must remember this man, always.
Watching military TikTok fails is the best way to boost my mood! 😂
We were tanker boots because they are more flame resistant then regular combat boots. Also so the boot laces don’t get caught on something while the turret is moving plus they are mad comfortable
As a vet, this is hilarious.
I would not hang with the e4 mafia and hanging with sergeant Ortiz😂
7:55, I feel this so much, but on the other hand, a 4/10 male can put on a uniform and it's like a superpower that makes him a 9+/10 when he is normally a 4. Uniforms are a phenomenon that we will never understand lmao
Us combat engineers be gettin fruity 😉 I see that gyat you have there Nico 😩
bro they spreading them legs for us infantry boys
Niko u light my life up when you post a video
7:04 the tanker boots dont have laces because those can catch on fire
I'm almost 100% certain it's so they don't get bound in any equipment and remove that limb
@@Mike.The.Jeweler it is both but the no synthetic materials was a big thing also I think they had better circulation but I didn't notice a big difference
Wrong. They don’t get those boots unless their crew qualifies at gunnery.
@@smokeybear4114 yeah i don't know how you came up with that but it isn't true
3:20 Nah Nikko is censoring guns shooting. He's fallen to the dark side 😭😭😭
big props another banger
Tanker boots is the same concept as "driving shoes" like in WW2 tankers had normal boots and the laces kept getting snagged on shit and grunts would get hurt or worse, fuck property up. but for god sake don't ruck in tanker boots, those boots are not made for walking brother.
Bro I love his content
Listen yoda may be old and weird lookin but there ain’t no doubt in my mind my boy be tearin it up
To whoever that guy was eating the grapefruit… you should call her.😂
68W trying to stop 11's from doing anything
Id clap for Yoda for sure 😂
Sorry to say but Jedi have a permanent V card.
Holy fkn RAH, Thats RAH RAH
3-187 does 31.87 mile march every year and some people take all day to do it
The fun sized marine? Does he get a fun sized crayon?
i was DD for my buddy and they did a "random" vehicle inspection coming back from Nashville and found a open bottle in the trunk we watched the female sgt pick it up, look at us then the bottle then us then put it back and let us go
Yoda was a monk… so I think no yanni for him 😂
I was the one conducting car searches 😂😂
Absolutely Yoda gets some strange. He's the OG ketamine dispenser!
Ya Nikkoooooo!!
I'm watching this in the shower. 🍻
9:45 100%, gonna mouthwash with bleach afterwards tho
We found a few hiding in the trunk sneaking on.
Yea on the Infantry walks in part, I’m guilty too😢
Thank you for posting, I had a terrible day and you always make it better
As a registered lesbian, I fucking love the gay and trans jokes😂😂😂😂
Love the vids, just graduated from navy bootcamp
9:22 holy shit it's a legit master blaster scenario
Bad news bro
Your the 5th car 😂
I came back to base after camping. At the gate I didn’t have my CAC card (the driver did). They searched the vehicle and panicked when they accidentally started the air mattress pump in a bag, when searching the truck.
68W be getting away with the most bs
Uniforms can absolutely take someone from a 10 to a 3 BUT if they looking good in uniform you know it's gonna be super smash when they're in civvies. (POG world be different bro. lol)
Hi Nikko! Your awesome and I would love to know where you got your earrings from?
DAMN THAT WAS PERSONAL
Jedi was allowed in 09. Get you fucked up for being a smartass, but you could get it...worth every hour.
I love your videos
13 series definitely Fks around the most after and sometimes with infantry 😅 💯
I couldn't imagine looking at someone's ERB and seeing it says Jedi as their religion 😂😂
If not infantry.
Then choice….ARTILLERY, I choose you!!!
The car stuck at the gate? Tesla? HAHAHA NO... FORD PROBE SHIP💩
Nikko you should check out the imd military matters marine corps boot camp video
Step gate I am stuck😂😂😂
yo you the best nikko
Love you nikko
YOOOO nikko i LOVE all your videos keep it goin