Had a 1Sgt who would stare at his watch during first formation to give him time to remember what to say. "1st Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?" "Maintence, 1Sgt!" "2nd Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?" "Maintence, 1Sgt!" "3rd Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?" "Maintence, 1Sgt!" "Right...Platoon Sgts take over!"
I didn't get to throw my first frg or detonate a claymore until i was in IMC (basic infantry school for usmc) and even then only 2 per squad were able to do the claymore
10:15 no shoot dude.. I was a tech DevilDog... but I went in as old man. (23ish) I was older than some SGTs; but I had the exp to work the humvees. Got second billet to train them. I almost got the license for operating heavy equip. with Engineers. Gunny wouldn't let me...
0:28 no wonder solder so thicc he wearing your pants son makeing em look alot better XXXXDDDD you reaction though swiveling around that mic killed me brother XXXXXDDDD
Gi inspection is referred to as Chinese field day in the corps. Not sure if it's banned from being called that now but they were super fun...from afar.
i still sing the army song 21 years later Valley Forge, Custer’s ranks, San Juan Hill and Patton’s tanks, And the Army went rolling along. Minute men, from the start, Always fighting from the heart, And the Army keeps rolling along.
My dad always asked me "how do we make the grass grow??" when I was doing sports or racing bikes so I know that saying at least. Having a gunny for a dad was interesting
For some fucking reason, the only thing that stuck. "Put on your boots, boots, boots Then your parachutes, chutes, chutes We're going up, up, up And then coming down, down, down."
my drill got me company into saying OOOH AAAHH, and we did it so much to stuff she hated it. Other than that, as a combat engineer we still get to see it. Put down the crater charge and walked up to the hole. MADE IT A MISSION to get as close to our drill and say "ooooh aaah" as we saw how big the hole was
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my friend says he can hear his CO screaming "what the actual fuck" in vivid audible detail and will sometimes wake up thinking he heard it lmao
That man needs a bios reset😂
The man's CO gave him exploding head syndrome lol talk about goals in life
"people love crustables in the military chat" Nah brooo. Thats just vile.
100% Marines who smoke cigarettes and only eat the green Crayolas.
The Vapers are the vegan marines on a sharpie only diet
What are you ON, everybody knows the best crayons are red and purple.
I thought the blue ones would taste best.
Bro these guys are yapping about nothing blue is the best 💯 percent
Nikko-whats better marines that smoke vapes or marines that smoke cigarettes
Me-marines that smoke cigars
Watching this with my car radio while I'm waiting to pick up my sister, hopefully Nikko doesn't say some fucked shit 😂😂
@@JUICEY.J he did at 1:58
@@MRLucky-Gaming😂😂😂
me: Marines that don't smoke
dont forget the zyns
AINT NO WAY YOU CALLED THEM CRUST-ABLES 💀💀💀
"I have a drinking problem" 😂
It's not a problem.
Drink.
Get Drunk.
Fall Down.
Go do PT.
No problem.
Same
Me too 😂😂
Nikko!!! Much love to you bro, I’m in the Army, and your vids get me through a lot lol
Thanks!
5:37 NO WAY YOU JUST SAID CRUSTABLE!! I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED THAT HARD XDDDD
These videos just keep getting better. Good job Nikko
The Marine that smoked cigars
That's only the gunny's
Na the ones that smoke crayons
Non
Nah it’s the marines that smoke crayons 👍
The few, the proud, the retards.
#1 cigarettes
#2 crayons
#3 vapes
😂😂😂😂😂
The boot that had his head shaved screamed like Tom from Tom and Jerry 😂😂
DW-40 😂 that must be the military version, Doesn’t Work-40
"Front towards enemy".... 22 years out and it still rings true.
What's better Marines that vape or Marines that smoke cigarettes. Me thinking the best are Marines smoking crayons 😂
“The crustables.” 🤢😂🤢😂🤢😂🤢
1:37 the ones that smok crack
You haven’t watched the full video yet
Yuh huh!
Tf you know that I watch my shit at 10x
My mans is phsycic
Nuh uh
NAHHHHHHHH TAKIS better fr
Were senior NCOs "I have a drinking problem." HAHA LMAO
The senior NCO's having drinking problems is so 💯
Had a 1Sgt who would stare at his watch during first formation to give him time to remember what to say.
"1st Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?"
"Maintence, 1Sgt!"
"2nd Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?"
"Maintence, 1Sgt!"
"3rd Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?"
"Maintence, 1Sgt!"
"Right...Platoon Sgts take over!"
@@lowkey1969 flask in hand
Career E-4’s: Are you challenging me?
5:42 I actually got physically nauseous . Like I actually physically got nauseous.
the crustable one liner got me 🤣💀!!
I never want to hear the word "Crustable" again.
The hydration schedule from BMT
“3/4-1 water bottles per hour not to exceed 2 water bottles per hour not to exceed 16 water bottles per day”
Nikko keep doing these videos these are awesome and we love you
The marines that chew are the real ones 😆
Ngl, that was some HEINOUS shit @ 5:15. Like, c'mon man I'm fuckin eating doood. Just about had my insides become my outsides with that shit. :(
0:28 you most likely had MCam and that is either marpat or AOR2 the navy woodland camo
I didn't get to throw my first frg or detonate a claymore until i was in IMC (basic infantry school for usmc) and even then only 2 per squad were able to do the claymore
10:15 no shoot dude.. I was a tech DevilDog... but I went in as old man. (23ish) I was older than some SGTs; but I had the exp to work the humvees. Got second billet to train them. I almost got the license for operating heavy equip. with Engineers. Gunny wouldn't let me...
0:28 no wonder solder so thicc he wearing your pants son makeing em look alot better XXXXDDDD you reaction though swiveling around that mic killed me brother XXXXXDDDD
U see guys This is y i Love Nikko🤣
7:24 BRUH THATS MY FRIEND’S RECRUITER😭😭😭😂
why does the kid that pulled his groan at 1:07 gotta be from FT.Hood 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gi inspection is referred to as Chinese field day in the corps. Not sure if it's banned from being called that now but they were super fun...from afar.
8:31 That Tom from Tom & Jerry aff laugh 🤣🤣🤣
Always a good daywhen Nikko posts😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t think it’s gonna be a good day for these privates though 😂😂
When he said. It says Ortiz had me dying 😂
8:31 the Tom and Jerry scream 😆
10:00 dudes in my brigade 🤣
me- the ones that smoke crayons. they on the hard core stuff
At 8:32 sounds like when tom from tom and jerry screamed 😂
The Marine that smoke crayons
That was right behind my barracks on Carson 😆 🤣 😂
i still sing the army song 21 years later Valley Forge, Custer’s ranks,
San Juan Hill and Patton’s tanks,
And the Army went rolling along.
Minute men, from the start,
Always fighting from the heart,
And the Army keeps rolling along.
The marine that doesn't smoke.. but one who chews😂
8:31 You know that. shit hurt when they scream like Tom 😭
Marines cravings when they get knocked up: I think ill take a purple crayon
Everyone else: NOT RED???
The Purple ones are reserved for officers.
1:52 neither the ones that dip or chew are the best love my marine brothers😂
Shadow 😆 that gold with the spade gunprint is sick. That girl on farm has better pullout game than must men lol😂
"OH MY GOD IT SAYS ORTIZ!!!!"😂😂😂
Damn those draws seen better days. Somebody sniffed them, LMAO
My ENG (Navy Lt CMDR) watched a 3:12 second anime music video to make sure he maxed out his planks on the PRT.
Guy who pulled his groin is Fort "Hood" for sure
As an Airman . Army goes down hill;
Marines fallow. We destroy. Lol
0:27 in BOOT CAMP?! fuck no lol
The one who pulled his groin looks like fort hood barracks lol
Haha the "laying" procedures for howitzers xD
Been waiting for you post all day!
The pacer test is a multi staged aerobic capacity test
"To walk my post from flank to flank, and take no shit from any rank." 11th general order
"Love the crustables" 😂
Triangle, triangle, square ,circle, X L1, L1, down, up.
Jet cheat code for San Andreas😂
8:28 bro hit the tom and jerry scream
flintstone furniture! I miss those days as a dependent!
0:33 "OMG it says ortiz" is just a excuse to look at his 🍑 😂
8:18
I can program a 1523G/F upside down and facing away from me based on memorizing where the buttons are and how many presses
The marines that don’t smoke at all 🗿
That quarters meme was true for me... Then straight to clampdown for 30 minutes.
I was like, 'Why does it seem like I've seen this already?' Then I remembered I watched the stream
My dad always asked me "how do we make the grass grow??" when I was doing sports or racing bikes so I know that saying at least. Having a gunny for a dad was interesting
For some fucking reason, the only thing that stuck.
"Put on your boots, boots, boots
Then your parachutes, chutes, chutes
We're going up, up, up
And then coming down, down, down."
my drill got me company into saying OOOH AAAHH, and we did it so much to stuff she hated it.
Other than that, as a combat engineer we still get to see it. Put down the crater charge and walked up to the hole.
MADE IT A MISSION to get as close to our drill and say "ooooh aaah" as we saw how big the hole was
Everyone in the Army better remember their 4th General Order. I will guard my post from flank to flank and take no shit from any rank!
The Marines that smoke enemy combatants are probably way better than the ones that hit the vape😂
Marines that smoke cigars change my mind
The marines that smoke crayons.
appreciate you nikko, you always make my day better!!!
Oh shit Nikko found his long lost brother😂
3:53 they would treat you like a king for being prior service
i think only the 12B/C and 11 series get to see live explosions in boot camp
Tbs. Where engineers make it fun 😂 ooooooh ahhhhh then the poop water.
what's better is the Marines that dont smoke and just workout more.
I memorized nuclear launch codes for NO PARTICULAR REASON
@Nikko Ortiz, 5:25, I feel called out lmao 😂😂😂 (jk🫣)
Marines that eat crayons and smoke the makers. Lmao they use the cigs as enemas
Ngl the marines that smoke crayons are the best
Guy in the beginning took mah pants bro
If in the field, down bad has virtually no limits.
10:09
"That's - 10 level maintenance"
Slurp the crustys? NIKKO NO!!
The marines that still use a Dip can brother
The best marines are those that smoke tangos ortiz 😂
Is it just me, or does Nikko say cigarettes like Forest Gump? 😂
Those are my old barracks from Carson hahaha that’s just normal activities
i love the marines that smoke cigarres
security forces general orders lmaooooo
The only time I saw a live explosion was when my unit accidentally ordered HE for a M320 range. As the ammo handler, I was the first one to fire
The marines that smoke crayons are the best