I wonder if they need humans for their zoo...I mean, being fed, encouraged to mate and make little humans. At this point Im seriously thinking thats a pretty good deal.
@@jefferydraper4019 Negatory. Zoos are for animals. Humans will probably not reach the evolutionary status that renders them worthy to be considered animals for another 2 billion years.
But you would be confident to a box and only the dominant males will reproduce and being your age I think you would be out manned by some young stud. With human nature you would most likely need to hold your own or tribe up because you would be ripped to shreds. Basically just look at the prison system and add women inside. That would be your reality.
What?!?? Biden worked darn hard on his/her/it’s lines for this U know how long it took us to get him out of the “repeat the line” loop?? We had to offer seconds of mint chip ice cream. That was not in the budget.
@@mfb4552 I read that somewhere. All the advanced weapons are expensive. The Javelin anti-tank missile is is over 75k per missile. The computer/launcher is reusable, but is probably also spendy.
@cerealkilleryt That there is a greater hope in the world and we can know we have salvation due to His sacrifice. I was healed of glaucoma by Jesus. Glaucoma is scientifically irreversible. I was going to be blind by the age of 40 unless I got a surgery that would slow down the process, but I put faith in Christ, and now, I am healed. All my mental battles/scars are gone as well.
@cerealkilleryt To be clear, I'm not asking you to go Catholic or Orthodox, for those are false Gospels, but I'm asking you to start a relationship with Christ ❤✝️
This reminds me of the last line of The Galaxy Song ( Monty Pythons, The Meaning of Life). ..And hope there is intelligent life somewhere out in space Because there's bugger all Down here on Earth.
Technically speaking, most aliens are perfectly happy with his presidency. Biden really is the best president for non Americans. America last is his pride.
The "trans" Biden rep should have at least had makeup and a bow in his hair, like Kartmann from South Park in the episode where Kartmann decided to identify as a girl. Missed opportunity... Great parody in every other way!!
Yeah I have to watch his videos everytime I need a great laugh. Let us never forget Brandon when we are down in the dumps,oh I mean down in the United States.
the saddest is they would be shot down before they could come and speak with anyone!!! So l won't lose sleep over waiting with excitement for aliens to land to save us from our leaders ;-)
Imagine being visited by an advanced civilization from another planet and we are forced to present Biden as our leader. Can't really think of anything more embarrassing.
Alien: "This, is a holographic life size 3D portrait of our leader." *Shows a very handsome muscular menacingly smiling alien* "He became our king when he single handedly defeated 20000 enemy warriors after the rest of his platoon ran away from the battlefield. How did you become leader?" Joe Biden: "I cheated an election." Alien: "Were you cunning, sneaky, maniacal?" Joe Biden: "No, I did it in front of everyone, they accepted it, and I told them the ones whom saw with their own eyes what happened and see the true reality for what it is are just crazy mega maga conspiracy theorists, and they believed me out of obedience." Alien: "My gods!" ... *Flies away and blows the Earth up as he leaves*
@@WillCamx All aliens are male since they're demons, which are originally angelic spirits, which are all asexual but male gender, like Adam before Eve. Well, as far as I know they're male gender. I mean, I think so. Maybe I should be more careful about speaking on matters im unsure of. Anyways, they are demons though.
@@morrigankasa570 Right. I mean even when also Trump was around, other people were actually talking about what a cool president of America has. But now almost every single country mocking the us. No one takes serious, how can they.
Yep … just when the world was growing tired of waiting for that giant asteroid to finally hit Earth, this cool alien did everyone a favor by helping to put mankind out of its misery with just the push of a button! 👏 _“All it takes is a little push…”_ - The Joker 😊
Daniel 4:17 17 “‘The decision is announced by messengers, the holy ones declare the verdict, so that the living may know that the Most High is sovereign over all kingdoms on earth and gives them to anyone he wishes and sets over them the lowliest of people.
Chances of having aliens in our universe are extremely high. Chances of meeting them are extremely low. Chances of meeting them and not starting a war, with our current political situation, are almost 0.
@@isaacfrand3824 Thank God the speed of light - the speed limit of the universe - is so slow that it keeps everyone so far apart so as to minimize the chance of conflict.
Kinda of surprised me I just asked their were more country’s that have planets on them lol I get the joke though I was adopted and my dad’s Filipino so yea that’s why I asked them my question lol
@@JemRau did I said that it will become Ukraine? If our leaders are BS it might happen, which is sad. We have a lot of Democrats asslicking politicians here… i hope they’ll gone. But good thing, we will kick any CIA/FBI bootlickers if we find one. 😂
@@JemRau And another agent of chaos and division raises her voice...'might', 'potentially'...🤣😂 - What about if, perhaps, and maybe, don't they deserve a potential could be?
That would've been much better and more accurate than taking a shot a Pres Trump like the Bee always does. It ruined the ending for me - Trump w/all of this personality quirks, loves and protects this country and all of its citizens even if the comedic geniuses at Bee don't like him - this was hilarious up until that part - well done up until the very end in my view - lol
The BB is giving 60 minutes a run of its money! This is a much better interview than every interview by 60 minutes combined in the last decade! Great work!
I'd say my favorite Space Aliens were the ones in Mars Attacks. Those guys played the American government for the same kind of fool in the movie as they would with this real-life American government that's currently in charge of things. Throughout the entire film the Space Aliens kept broadcasting "We come in Peace" even as they were mowing down every Earthling in sight, and the lefties in charge kept falling for it. You can find some of the best scenes from the film on TH-cam and they are worth taking a look at.
Yeah, it's a pretty funny commentary on liberalism made even funnier because of all the big name leftists in that movie. Do you think they are aware that they are the joke?
@@patriciaboggs8882 I would consider their awareness much akin to that of Sarah Jessica Parker, a reporter who head was sewn on to her own pet chihuahua's body by the Martians somewhere in the film. I can't remember where. But leftie-journalist Jessica seemed to be able ignore the fact she was now a big human head on a tiny dog's body to such an extent that she can even be seen in the film wagging "her tail" to show her happiness when the Earth finally won. And that, Patricia, is top-tier entertainment of the finest kind.
I was a dog faced pony soldier (3rd ID Cavalry officer) and everytime I hear that remark by Biden I get angry. Great video guys. General Florg yelling out for Ashton Kutcher was perfect.
The Cav guys do have dog faces… and they did traditionally ride ponies… and don’t even get me started on the Officers ;) Sorry about that Sir, just busting your balls a little. It’s our job to keep you humble sometimes Sir.
@@sumgai2585 Somehow, I think that would make things worse. I mean, he has enough trouble with stationary stairs, imagine if they were moving. They have cargo high loaders that lift cargo pallets up to 747s. I think the best would be to mount an extendable arm hoist at the top of the doorway. Then they can just strap him into a toddler's bouncy seat and hoist him up or down. Of course, he'll start walking in a random direction once his feet touch the ground unless the big easter bunny is there to make him wait to be unstrapped.
@@Andrew-13579 of course strapping a balloon to his ears and of course the easter 🐇 bunny would also need to be full of hot air so he would have someone to translate
Trump: "I have the most loyal people. I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters." That joke was damn funny, and made more sense than anything Brandon has ever said.
He's a man in a position. Not a leader. He's not someone I can look up to and praise, or want to imitate in some way, he is not a leader. He's not a person I would wish to follow by choice, but much rather am forced to by standards and laws. There's no wits about him, brawn on his shoulders, achievements in his wake, just indifference on his face. Elections need standards. Because this is NOT it.
@@DavidVasquezG rather have ambitious people running than that child like man, how does he plan his agendas independently and not be puppeted by subordinates?
@@The_unexplained And where did I write this? Your deduction is strange, let me explain: For some it is medicine, for others it is poison - some like satire, some don't like satire - I can't explain it better.
@@CharlieBruinsFilms did those "fact checkers" stay up all night during the election counting votes and putting the numbers they show on TV on a piece of paper and then count those votes every time new numbers show up???? Well I did I stayed up all night 4 years ago and Trump lost millions of votes while burden gained all the votes Trump lost the news gets paid to lie to you i saw numbers being changed at 4AM and that is how biden "won" so those fact checkers are lying which ain't a surprise but you won't believe me but you will believe the media who's being paid to lie to you and that is why America is doomed because of people like you not being smart enough to know what's going on
@@CharlieBruinsFilms did those "fact checkers" stay up all night during the election counting votes and putting the numbers they show on TV on a piece of paper and then count those votes every time new numbers show up???? Well I did I stayed up all night 4 years ago and Trump lost millions of votes while burden gained all the votes Trump lost the news gets paid to lie to you i saw numbers being changed at 4AM and that is how biden "won" so those fact checkers are lying which ain't a surprise but you won't believe me but you will believe the media who's being paid to lie to you and that is why America is doomed because of people like you not being smart enough to know what's going on
@@CharlieBruinsFilms did those "fact checkers" stay up all night 4 years ago counting votes and saw numbers being changed at 4AM? No? I did America is doomed because of people like you
Whoever voices the alien deserves a raise
Same guy who also played Satan, a private detective, a Rick Grimes parody, a rich British man, a Texan and so on. Can't remember his name though.
YES HE DOES. USE HIM MORE HE IS AMAZING
YAAAAAAASSSSS
"What a fascinating etymological discovery-eeeeeeh."
Jarret LeMaster
At this point in time it is no longer an alien abduction. It's a rescue mission.
@Kryten428 Good one! :)
I wonder if they need humans for their zoo...I mean, being fed, encouraged to mate and make little humans. At this point Im seriously thinking thats a pretty good deal.
@@jefferydraper4019 Negatory. Zoos are for animals. Humans will probably not reach the evolutionary status that renders them worthy to be considered animals for another 2 billion years.
That would be an awesome comedy movie!
But you would be confident to a box and only the dominant males will reproduce and being your age I think you would be out manned by some young stud. With human nature you would most likely need to hold your own or tribe up because you would be ripped to shreds. Basically just look at the prison system and add women inside. That would be your reality.
It’s amazing how you never have to dub in a “Biden impression” as he gives you all the material you need and then some
Biden is the gift that keeps on giving .
Shamus with freedomtoons does the same thing.
Biden is the best comedian, and the joke is himself
Imagine how much material would you get if his speaches were as lengthy as Putin's
I wonder if they’ll ever use a voice AI tho
"If you do not know what you`re doing, neither does your enemy" -- Joe Tzu.
😅😅😅
My actual way of playing competitive games and it works
are you saying that is ussa's strategy to be as stupid and terroristic as possible to confuse the REAL leaders of the free world?
how'd you manage to get an enemy if you don't know what you're doing?
@@witnessprotection4233 That is actually easy, a lot of people hate stupid people, and envy smart people.
As an alien, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Please conquer our planet. Even you could run it better than this pathetic excuse for a government.
@@Shadowdoc26 I gotcha, fam. Working on it!
😘
can you guys maybe blow up the whitehouse. and congress. and the senate.
now is not a good time....earth is going through a ''dementia-ridden-Presidents" chapter. Enjoy the space alien dentist! 😁
@@andrabook8758 Nah... even better. Anyway, do you humans enjoy experimental anal probing procedures?
This needs its own series, alien guy was single-handedly carrying this entire skit lol
I think the Biden 🤡 lines were better😂
The green guy was pretty good, too.
@@thomass4644 underrated comment
It’s called watching #reaidentalien on #syfy
What?!?? Biden worked darn hard on his/her/it’s lines for this U know how long it took us to get him out of the “repeat the line” loop?? We had to offer seconds of mint chip ice cream. That was not in the budget.
"It took multiple missiles to take them down. Just saying."
Babylon Bee, always delivering top tier comedy. XD
Comedy ? Hell its a documentary
Multiple $400,000 sidewinders from an F-22, that costs $80,000 /hour to operate, to pop a balloon.
@@charlesvan13 Damn! Are they really 400k?
@@mfb4552
I read that somewhere.
All the advanced weapons are expensive.
The Javelin anti-tank missile is is over 75k per missile. The computer/launcher is reusable, but is probably also spendy.
@@charlesvan13 it's just a flex tbh
“Take me to your leader or face certain annihilation.”
“Bro…just destroy us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.”
John 3:16 ESV
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.
❤✝️
@@GogglesOstrich The point being?
@cerealkilleryt That there is a greater hope in the world and we can know we have salvation due to His sacrifice.
I was healed of glaucoma by Jesus. Glaucoma is scientifically irreversible. I was going to be blind by the age of 40 unless I got a surgery that would slow down the process, but I put faith in Christ, and now, I am healed. All my mental battles/scars are gone as well.
@cerealkilleryt To be clear, I'm not asking you to go Catholic or Orthodox, for those are false Gospels, but I'm asking you to start a relationship with Christ ❤✝️
@@GogglesOstrich No no no, don't get me wrong. I am a Christian myself, but I was wondering what your reply had to do with the comment.
I think the alien is my favorite character of theirs. He definitely needs his own TV show.
@@Crusader_MET need to see the devil and alien meet the californians
Lmfao!! Space dentist appointment!!!
Did you just misgender that alien?
@Jay J. I agree!
Classy accent
And the alien had to keep trying to find intelligent life.
This reminds me of the last line of The Galaxy Song ( Monty Pythons, The Meaning of Life).
..And hope there is intelligent life somewhere out in space
Because there's bugger all
Down here on Earth.
What do you call a smart person in a government building? A contractor.
You have to at least leave Washington DC for that...
@@lishayost44 Maybe aliens could find intelligent life at a farm or in another country.
@@Fahrenheit4051 🤣🤣🤣
The aliens aren't the only ones completely confused whenever Biden opens his mouth.
😂 that's true
Joe always amazes us. 🤭
If the ^∆^liens are ©️©C⭕nfused about Jo🏳️🌈Biden 0pens his mouth; then imagine how ©️©C0nfused the ^∆^liens will get when They See Jo🏳️🌈Biden🌪️Sucking🍆Cock🌽##️⃣
No they aren't. Cho himself is probably the most confused.
😅😅😅
I am convinced aliens are flying past earth with their windows up and doors locked.
GOOD ONE !!
Yeah, so they don't get sucked outside of into the vacuum of space.
😅😅😅😅😅😅
And intentionally making sure NOT to make eye contact.
And noses, ears and mouths covered I guess. Smh
As a Filipino, it's a great honor to be called an alien. After all, who would want to be called a citizen of Earth.
Hell yeah 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
aight this is a good one.. 😂
proud to be alien here
Agreed my fellow Filipalien.
Lmao
You don't need to be an alien to see how fucked up our situation is.
Could be worse he could get reflected???.!!!,
Technically speaking, most aliens are perfectly happy with his presidency. Biden really is the best president for non Americans. America last is his pride.
Well if you're an illegal alien, you probably absolutely LOVE this situation.
How are aliens illegals if laws only apply to human beings?
Ironically its caused by aliens and all our problems are caused and orchestrated by Alien reptilians/greys and Joos.....
"What a fascinating etymological discovereyyyyyyy." I died.
Lol me too
Lol
Very Galaxy Quest.
A new word lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he said he got hired because he was trans, that really got me.😂😂😂😂
The "trans" Biden rep should have at least had makeup and a bow in his hair, like Kartmann from South Park in the episode where Kartmann decided to identify as a girl. Missed opportunity... Great parody in every other way!!
But true!!
Biden is not a prank. He's a joke.
And the entire universe is laughing.
The endless joke without a punchline!
@@probuilder961 No he is smart he just never learned how to talk 😂
It isn't funny. Our nation is being destroyed, and no one will stop it.
@@standunitedorfall1863 Our nation has at least 5 terminal cancers. Biden is a pus pocket growing out of just one of the tumors.
And suffering!
"Two words: made in America" - can never stop laughing at that
The next day Brandon issued a clarification. He meant to say it was two syllables!
Yeah I have to watch his videos everytime I need a great laugh. Let us never forget Brandon when we are down in the dumps,oh I mean down in the United States.
Maiden America.
Like "Lady Liberty".
JK
@@IogThat’s because he wasn’t, he stole the election from Trump via fraud 💯
@@Iog .... he wasnt
Sad part is, this is exactly what would happen if we were visited by aliens.
God = aliens Angels = Alens Nibiru Anunnaki = Gods
why would they visit america ?
the saddest is they would be shot down before they could come and speak with anyone!!! So l won't lose sleep over waiting with excitement for aliens to land to save us from our leaders ;-)
@@benthk3dprt136 amazing question
State of the world today isn't the result of alien contact and compliant humans?
Tell the aliens that he's the wisest of us. Tell them that he is the Earth's gift to them, and it would be the height of insults to give him back.
Imagine being visited by an advanced civilization from another planet and we are forced to present Biden as our leader. Can't really think of anything more embarrassing.
We could never do that because the aliens would destroy earth ASAP 🌎🌍🌏⚡⚡⚡
Why would they visit America only? We have strong leaders in many other parts of the world.
Alien: "This, is a holographic life size 3D portrait of our leader." *Shows a very handsome muscular menacingly smiling alien* "He became our king when he single handedly defeated 20000 enemy warriors after the rest of his platoon ran away from the battlefield. How did you become leader?"
Joe Biden: "I cheated an election."
Alien: "Were you cunning, sneaky, maniacal?"
Joe Biden: "No, I did it in front of everyone, they accepted it, and I told them the ones whom saw with their own eyes what happened and see the true reality for what it is are just crazy mega maga conspiracy theorists, and they believed me out of obedience."
Alien: "My gods!" ... *Flies away and blows the Earth up as he leaves*
It will be better soon. Lightfoot/Abrams 2024!
Good the world doesn't revolve over the US, we better show them another president or leader....
The person as the alien is crushing it. This needs to be a reoccurring character.
Thank you!
Recurring
hes been on once before skit
Yes he should have this channel like this. It would be huge.hmmmmm
Absolutely
If aliens truly visited Washington DC they would find no intelligent life
They have done both.
Unless they talk to Bernie Sanders 🙎🏻
The ‘aliens’ are behind it all. Fallen angels and demons are what they really are.
@Rusty Shackleford you need to talk to Mickie Willis
Very true
I’ve been feeling crap now for a couple of months but this put a smile on my old face. Brilliant 👍👍👍🤣🤣
* aliens kidnap Biden *
Everyone in the US: Please, keep him! KEEP HIM!
Whoever convinced the aliens to kidnap Biden will win the next presidential election!
Probe him!!! Please.
Also take Cakala and all the Democrats and RINOS
Nope, we’re giving him to China!
Can you ask the aliens to take Kamala with Joe 👽one way ticket for both
Kudos to the Babylon Bee for recognizing that the Philippine flag is also the flag of a galactic empire. 😆 Cheers from the Philippines!
Yes! This makes me so proud being a Filipino alien. Cheers, BB! 🥃
Yo I heard about how the galactic philippine federation was developing a new space tesla, can I get an ETA on when that is?
Did you guys colonize outer space?
Soon hahaha you will know hahaha
the alien is palestenian actually. the story too. i can't believe nobody noticed that
The Alien speaks better English than the "big guy".
He'd definitely be more coherent.
And yes. I did assume the alien's gender.
Alien : “this must be the decoy” , “we must keep looking”
You were right.
@@WillCamx All aliens are male since they're demons, which are originally angelic spirits, which are all asexual but male gender, like Adam before Eve. Well, as far as I know they're male gender. I mean, I think so. Maybe I should be more careful about speaking on matters im unsure of. Anyways, they are demons though.
Sounds kinda like Orson Welles.
This needs to be Fact Checked ASAP.
"I got my job because I was the best qualified, but I guess everyone has their own customs" XD
Sounds racist and hateful. General Florg must be an aquamarine supremist.
Smooth lines but western countries getting dum.ber hiring based on diversity instead of qualifications
I loved the "Elected fair and square" thing! 🤣
It cracked me up
That " What a fasicnating etymological discovery'' part is so well written and acted upon😂😂
"Discoveryyyyyy"*
I thought he was going to take the alien to see Kamala Harris and just show clips of her laughing for no reason.
I lost it when he said "No I aint! Im green,...well aquamarine,...what are you talking about?" Genius.
The hand though 😂
Ikr?! 😂🤣
Better than anything Hollywood puts out.
Its no longer Hollywood,its hollyweird
That's really not much of a compliment, but I understand, it's at least grade school level comedy, from the 70's.
@@Billfish57 much better any film that came out in the last 20 years
Joe told the alien "I stopped the wall so you could get here and vote for me"
Joe said he got 80 Brazilian votes!
Yep, the wall which started in 1909 or 1918- stopped by Biden, but started again by Biden.
“Dog-face lying pony soldier” always cracks me up! 😂
PLEASE do more videos with General Florg, such a great character, the person playing him killed it!
Pucker up
Can't he has already killed the planet I wish it were true
The big question - does the green alien have a green card, or is he illegal?
Is there a difference anymore?
He's a legal alien
nO hUmAn is iLLeG...!!! Oh wait...
Now it's just "migrant."
Doesn't matter since Biden would let him vote in our elections so long as he votes Democrat.
This alien is the best character I’ve seen, he needs his own show
General Florg needs to be a whole show.
What an embarrassment our government is
Not just this regime but all of the people involved in installing them
I mean... At lease you don't have a criminal as your PM (in America it's the president)... Right?
Nowadays yes, but back under Reagan or Eisenhower it was something to be proud of!
@@morrigankasa570 Right. I mean even when also Trump was around, other people were actually talking about what a cool president of America has. But now almost every single country mocking the us. No one takes serious, how can they.
I didnt vote for him.
Thank you BB. This was hilarious. More of the alien would be awesome but... He did the right thing at the end
This has happened before, and it will happen again.
@Cold Potatoes its a line from the human like Cylon in Battlestar Galactica
Yeah, I can't really blame him.
Either the aliens do it to us all or we do it to ourselves... the clock is ticking...
Yep … just when the world was growing tired of waiting for that giant asteroid to finally hit Earth, this cool alien did everyone a favor by helping to put mankind out of its misery with just the push of a button! 👏
_“All it takes is a little push…”_
- The Joker 😊
The “get something done” quote is one of my favorite Biden moments because he doesn’t finish the sentence. His joke writer needs a raise 🤣
"He won fair and square!!! ... Well, he won..."
THIEF-N-CHIEF !!
Alien won this debate
I love when the alien said to Joe: "How'd you get away?"
The alien does much better than the VP's word salad.
We all did until turtleman McConnell and woke republican reveal he is in the same swamp with Joe Biden supporting billions for Ukraine.
Biden: "You ain't black"
General Florg: "Well no I ain't, I'm green, or aquamarine"
I can't stop laughing at this part
I'm black because I voted for biden. I got my certification of blackness by the white house after Biden won
I read general florg as George Floyd
Submarines lives matter...erm aquamarine lives....
Aqua-fi?
Lique-fi
"Is there anyone else up there we could talk to?"
~ Monty Python
"No, now go away or we shall taunt you another time"!
@@Kryten428 "You silly English Ka-nig-gits"
I LOVE this alien and him being sassy as he states his color is brilliant! 💚
This is gold. Scary part is it’s all true.
When the alien was taken to see the real leader, I thought I was going to hear Obama's voice.
I was thinking bill gates or some other string puller
Or Hillary.
Same. After all, Obama did say if he ever got a third term it would be by using a puppet he could control via an earpiece.
Hillary Clinton
Alien: What trickery is this? You are not taking us seriously. That's a corpse.
I've watched this many times and can't get enough of this ALIEN
2:03 “You’re just reading from a teleprompter!” LMFAO 😂 I’ve watched multiple times and that gets me every time
at least Mr President can manage that... sort of
General Florg is the best character ever made by Babylon Bee, the face and voice are absolutely hilarious.
I want a whole parody show of an alien trying to understand the dumbest of Earth people
Left behind: an alien story
Maybe revisit Mork and Mindy?
Smart lol
ok, this was SURPRISINGLY FAR BETTER than I was expecting.
I'm too embarrassed 😳 to say anything at this point.
Daniel 4:17
17 “‘The decision is announced by messengers, the holy ones declare the verdict, so that the living may know that the Most High is sovereign over all kingdoms on earth and gives them to anyone he wishes and sets over them the lowliest of people.
I could watch your General Florg videos every day!!!! More!!!
You forgot to leave caps lock on. Either that or you're overdoing it with 7 of the "!".
"We did notice you take down our balloon shaped entry vehicles though it took multiple missiles just saying." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
yea, that got to me. that guy that missed needs to be cleaning runways for awhile.
😂😂😂
$500 AIM20
$5 Chinese made balloons
Priceless joke on us taxpayers in America
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Beam me up Scotti. There is no intelligent life down here."
If we have brilliant, witty, hilarious aliens like this within our galaxy, we are blessed.
Chances of having aliens in our universe are extremely high. Chances of meeting them are extremely low. Chances of meeting them and not starting a war, with our current political situation, are almost 0.
@@isaacfrand3824 Thank God the speed of light - the speed limit of the universe - is so slow that it keeps everyone so far apart so as to minimize the chance of conflict.
It was hilarious, but I didn't get the Ashton reference. Anyone know what that joke was?
Then we look at earth and give a heavy sigh and say.well they won't be back. Whaaaaa
@@joe1972 because Ashton Kutcher used to be the host of the show punk'd where they prank famous people...
I love the Babylon Bee alien! Please more skits with him!
"Are you sure this isn't a prank?"
"We get that a lot."
This is awesome! The ending is priceless - it made me laugh out loud. Thank you!
I love this alien dude. Let’s give him an academy award!
The alien is my new favorite 🤣 We need more of him.
As a Filipino American this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
😂😂 too funny
Kinda of surprised me I just asked their were more country’s that have planets on them lol I get the joke though I was adopted and my dad’s Filipino so yea that’s why I asked them my question lol
Uhhh... Mawalang galang na ho ginoo. But what's this got to do with you being a Filipino American?
@@vilecreature5801 hahahaha kaya nga eh. Haha
@@vilecreature5801translation: Excuse me sir but what does this have to do with you being Filipino American? I don't get it.
He's just an old man that ended up in a very wrong place in a very wrong time.
Not just a man he's a lifelong parasite who is accomplice of destroying the livs of thousands if not millions...
I read a comment saying if an alien starship neared earth they would roll up their windows, lock the doors, and drive by as quickly as possible.
At Warp Factor 12! Even the Borg would decide against assimilating us!
@@TraditionalAnglican warp only goes up to 10 otherwise you'd explode
@@frederickdietz3148- But this one goes up to 11.
Well, that went pretty much as expected, though I've got to give credit to the alien for how polite he was about the whole thing.
Thank you Babylon Bee for putting up our flag there, the Philippines 🇵🇭.
It’s always hilarious when Brandon speaks 😂
You are proud that Philippines might potentially become the next Ukraine
@@JemRau did I said that it will become Ukraine? If our leaders are BS it might happen, which is sad. We have a lot of Democrats asslicking politicians here… i hope they’ll gone. But good thing, we will kick any CIA/FBI bootlickers if we find one. 😂
@@JemRau As a filipino, it might be US or Taiwan. Ether way we will still fight.
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@@JemRau And another agent of chaos and division raises her voice...'might', 'potentially'...🤣😂
- What about if, perhaps, and maybe, don't they deserve a potential could be?
I wish I had more thumbs to raise! Brilliant work guys and gals😊😊😊😊😊
A true classic. Should be on national TV as a documentary.
Best part about the alien is that he didn't even correct Biden about not being from the Philippines and just went with it
I love how everyone is not safe from Babylon bee’s jokes. The trump line at the end was funny.
But why stop there? Why not also throw in a joke about Obama?
I swear I could watch this a hundred times and still just about be in tears laughing every time...love the Bee!
I thought he was going to take the alien to the VP and she would start cackling in an insane manner.
That would've been much better and more accurate than taking a shot a Pres Trump like the Bee always does. It ruined the ending for me - Trump w/all of this personality quirks, loves and protects this country and all of its citizens even if the comedic geniuses at Bee don't like him - this was hilarious up until that part - well done up until the very end in my view - lol
@@giaw7867 I agree with you there but al least President Trump can take a joke.
A good word salad and a cackle would have definitely fit better in the sketch.
@@giaw7867 Nah. I think that jabs at trump are pretty funny!
He’s better than Biden, but still subpar.
The Alien guy is superb. Pls keep bringing him back. He has became an internet treasure.
This is a masterpiece.
Nobody will be offended, if the truth comes from an alien 😊
The left is ALWAYS offended, it's what they do, it's who they are.
Reality: 😂
Don't you mean "Intergalactic migrant"? Hah!! Friggin' liberal semantics, can't even TRY saying it with a straight face!
Yeah we're doomed
You didn't just hit that one out of the ballpark. You hit it out of this world.
The Alien is one of my favourite BB characters. Greetings Hoo-mans.
The BB is giving 60 minutes a run of its money! This is a much better interview than every interview by 60 minutes combined in the last decade! Great work!
In times like these under Joe Biden I tell you we soooooo need a break and a hearty laugh!I howled at “You’re reading from a teleprompter”!
😂😂😂 I haven’t seen it yet and I already know it’s good.
agreed
You have outdone yourselves. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.
I'd say my favorite Space Aliens were the ones in Mars Attacks. Those guys played the American government for the same kind of fool in the movie as they would with this real-life American government that's currently in charge of things. Throughout the entire film the Space Aliens kept broadcasting "We come in Peace" even as they were mowing down every Earthling in sight, and the lefties in charge kept falling for it. You can find some of the best scenes from the film on TH-cam and they are worth taking a look at.
Yeah, it's a pretty funny commentary on liberalism made even funnier because of all the big name leftists in that movie. Do you think they are aware that they are the joke?
Ack ack!!!
Don't run we are trans.
@@patriciaboggs8882 I would consider their awareness much akin to that of Sarah Jessica Parker, a reporter who head was sewn on to her own pet chihuahua's body by the Martians somewhere in the film. I can't remember where. But leftie-journalist Jessica seemed to be able ignore the fact she was now a big human head on a tiny dog's body to such an extent that she can even be seen in the film wagging "her tail" to show her happiness when the Earth finally won. And that, Patricia, is top-tier entertainment of the finest kind.
As a person from the Philipenis, I am deeply offended, and cracking up at the same time
Philippines
@@v.kaz10 phil's penis
Offended by what?
Philipipenis
I was a dog faced pony soldier (3rd ID Cavalry officer) and everytime I hear that remark by Biden I get angry.
Great video guys. General Florg yelling out for Ashton Kutcher was perfect.
It's somewhat funny how Joe keeps using that racial slur. Showing his true self. Even funnier that his handlers don't tell him not to.
@@maxwellcrazycat9204 pony soldier was an indian term for cavalry soldiers.
@@jefferydraper4019 Yep. Anti-White Racism from the Red Man.
The Cav guys do have dog faces… and they did traditionally ride ponies… and don’t even get me started on the Officers ;)
Sorry about that Sir, just busting your balls a little. It’s our job to keep you humble sometimes Sir.
@@lyingcat9022 I was enlisted before commissioning. I was always humble.
"Wot a fascinating etymological dicoverehhhhhh..." 🤣🤣🤣
You would think Joe would use some special alien power to get up the stairs .
Someone should invent something and call it an "escalator"
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@@sumgai2585 Somehow, I think that would make things worse. I mean, he has enough trouble with stationary stairs, imagine if they were moving. They have cargo high loaders that lift cargo pallets up to 747s. I think the best would be to mount an extendable arm hoist at the top of the doorway. Then they can just strap him into a toddler's bouncy seat and hoist him up or down. Of course, he'll start walking in a random direction once his feet touch the ground unless the big easter bunny is there to make him wait to be unstrapped.
@@Andrew-13579 of course strapping a balloon to his ears and of course the easter 🐇 bunny would also need to be full of hot air so he would have someone to translate
I think he already used one. He just had it turned upside down.
The sassy way that alien waved his finger when he said he ain't black killed me😂
Trump: "I have the most loyal people. I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters."
That joke was damn funny, and made more sense than anything Brandon has ever said.
What's sad is that it may not have been a joke, and actually believed it! But if it was a joke; "he has a macabre sense of humor"!
depending on who he shoots, im for it.
Trump is a dumb, fat orange tho.
Some people can't get Trump off their invisible 🧠
@@sizzlestick1
Trump is a Terrorist, if it wasn't for president Biden, then we wouldn't have a country the great Anti-Bigot Nation we have now.
We need more Babylon Bee alien skits. Zhe/Zhim is amazing.
He's a man in a position. Not a leader.
He's not someone I can look up to and praise, or want to imitate in some way, he is not a leader.
He's not a person I would wish to follow by choice, but much rather am forced to by standards and laws.
There's no wits about him, brawn on his shoulders, achievements in his wake, just indifference on his face.
Elections need standards. Because this is NOT it.
Neither is Trump... The USA is lost
@@DavidVasquezG A black cat is a better president that ol' Joe, who only thinks about getting into his bed one day and decomposing.
@@DavidVasquezG rather have ambitious people running than that child like man, how does he plan his agendas independently and not be puppeted by subordinates?
Thanks again you're right on the mark
This is better than anything Disney has come up with in the last 6 years.
Freaking hilarious. Thank you. Please make more. You even Crack my 86 year old dad up. Love it. Satire is healthy medicine.
For some it is medicine, for others it is poison.
@@zlostnypopolnik So you want Biden to be respected?
@@The_unexplained How on earth did you figure this nonsense out???
@@zlostnypopolnik Since you believe that watching Biden being made fun out of is like poison
@@The_unexplained And where did I write this? Your deduction is strange, let me explain:
For some it is medicine, for others it is poison - some like satire, some don't like satire - I can't explain it better.
This is why aliens do not invade Earth: We have a world leader too senile to know how to sign the peace treaty.
You don't have to be an alien to wonder how Biden managed to be elected.
R-i-g--g_e_d election
@@unsealedhades76This post was fact-checked false by real, American patriots.
@@CharlieBruinsFilms did those "fact checkers" stay up all night during the election counting votes and putting the numbers they show on TV on a piece of paper and then count those votes every time new numbers show up???? Well I did I stayed up all night 4 years ago and Trump lost millions of votes while burden gained all the votes Trump lost the news gets paid to lie to you i saw numbers being changed at 4AM and that is how biden "won" so those fact checkers are lying which ain't a surprise but you won't believe me but you will believe the media who's being paid to lie to you and that is why America is doomed because of people like you not being smart enough to know what's going on
@@CharlieBruinsFilms did those "fact checkers" stay up all night during the election counting votes and putting the numbers they show on TV on a piece of paper and then count those votes every time new numbers show up???? Well I did I stayed up all night 4 years ago and Trump lost millions of votes while burden gained all the votes Trump lost the news gets paid to lie to you i saw numbers being changed at 4AM and that is how biden "won" so those fact checkers are lying which ain't a surprise but you won't believe me but you will believe the media who's being paid to lie to you and that is why America is doomed because of people like you not being smart enough to know what's going on
@@CharlieBruinsFilms did those "fact checkers" stay up all night 4 years ago counting votes and saw numbers being changed at 4AM? No? I did America is doomed because of people like you
This is getting to be non fake news more than parody & it's really scary.