This Is How You DON'T Play Nioh 2 (0utsyder Edition) (FIXED)

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  • @The0utsyder
    @The0utsyder  4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Once again, for clarity no one took the video down besides me. Just wanted to fix things. More info in description.
    *Comment from original upload*
    This is the 100th 0utsyder edition, excluding re-releases and re-edits. It's been a long road, a lot has come and gone. Style has changed, and so have the times and the DSPhere.
    Comment down below(or thumbs up existing comments featuring) what was your all time Favorite 0utsyder edition.
    I'm curious and obviously can't have a poll filled with 100 options lol.
    (Inb4 0utsyder begging for engagement)
    For Clarity, the TIHYDPs I don't count are Crash Bandicoot International, Pikmin 3 Redux, and Metroid Prime Complete.
    Enjoy, remember to detract responsibly. Doom Eternal is coming. Dark Souls Magic Run is coming. Death Stranding is coming. San Andreas Redux is coming. Quantum of Solace is coming. Assassin's Creed Origins is coming. Pokemon Sword is (maybe) coming. Etc etc.
    Have a good day, see you (hopefully) next week with a new TIHYDP. If not then oh well.

    • @BobBobbinsson
      @BobBobbinsson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ytm

    • @Naruxos07
      @Naruxos07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't imagine sitting through 100s of DSP playthroughs, but I am looking forward to your future projects.

    • @onlyicedgarrett7791
      @onlyicedgarrett7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big ups The 0utSyder

    • @heroofhyrule9778
      @heroofhyrule9778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      big ups. my favorites have been mario 64 and dk 64

    • @ToxicShatterstar
      @ToxicShatterstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for this, you didn’t have to but you did so thanks, when I commented on your other version I didn’t mean anything malicious by it, you’re the best at what you do imo and keep it up.

  • @Gihaal
    @Gihaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    "Ninjas appear out of thin air and then I'm dead."
    I mean yeah that's what ninjas do

    • @duncanferguson7814
      @duncanferguson7814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      In Phil's world Ninjas should carry a little bicycle bell to ring just before they attack

    • @froofris1474
      @froofris1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Salt ninjas in Phyl’s case

    • @Skunkgasm
      @Skunkgasm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thats a mean BIGGOTED stereotype

    • @nekoluxuria7721
      @nekoluxuria7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought they were obvious though. If anything I wish getting backstabbed by them was easier.

    • @PerfectPrimarch
      @PerfectPrimarch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Generally that's the idea

  • @hotohoriytasuki
    @hotohoriytasuki 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Gotta love how at the very beginning the game reminds him to use the burst counter after dying to a yokai, he doesn't even try it once and keeps throwing himself against the Enki

  • @DancerVeiled
    @DancerVeiled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    If something requires even the slightest bit of critical thinking it's a puzzle boss.

    • @thecatattheend2250
      @thecatattheend2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I can't just hit him? I have to hit a weak point? WTF

    • @theitalianpaleogirl9243
      @theitalianpaleogirl9243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Xynrae growing up playing arcade games he probably would find fair big bosses that flinch for nothing and have 15 seconds opening with flashing red weak spots left open wide for him to hit

    • @MissBeloved__
      @MissBeloved__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He said the ogre in sekiro is a puzzle boss because it's weak to fire

    • @RichardMiller-dq8hu
      @RichardMiller-dq8hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So all of Nioh 2 bosses are puzzle bosses

    • @jonathanmartin9177
      @jonathanmartin9177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A

  • @ohnothimagen224
    @ohnothimagen224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I like how every time that DSP gets killed in this game, the choir that is played sounds like it's taunting him.

  • @kuroeinzbern8632
    @kuroeinzbern8632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    *Kills boss on first try*
    "This boss is too easy dood"
    *Dies to boss on first try*
    "This boss is too unfair and not fun"

    • @Capnsensible80
      @Capnsensible80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I like his old standby of getting off to a rough start (but still doable for most people) and he just gives up and lets the boss kill him. Still has 90% of his resources left, but instead of even trying if even for the sake of learning the fight he just gives up.
      What am I thinking? He doesn't learn the fights...he just barely scrapes by eventually due to luck or cheese.

    • @RichardMiller-dq8hu
      @RichardMiller-dq8hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I remember a short video saying he would accuse people of cheating if they beat him in a fighting game. And I'm not sure the exact words but if he won then he would say they aren't skillful enough to even play with him

    • @soulzzplaysgames
      @soulzzplaysgames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RichardMiller-dq8hu that's one of his fighting game traits. If he wins, he calls his opponent a scrub, if he loses, his go to excuse is that his opponent is 'a cheating coward who uses tactics that abuse online lag, which would never work in an actual tournament'.

    • @xOriginalGamerOG76x
      @xOriginalGamerOG76x ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's whats become known as the DSP paradox.

    • @Beneben20
      @Beneben20 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Dood why doesn’t the boss just stand there and let me light spam
      Him?! Games so broken”

  • @nightmare1nc
    @nightmare1nc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    oh.....so this is what its like to have him play a game you like

  • @ozmaozmaozmaozma
    @ozmaozmaozmaozma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    **uses all his stamina on 3 swings instead of just going for 2 and having enough left over to dodge**
    “W-WHAT? I HAD NO STAMINA. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?”

    • @lordvengerx
      @lordvengerx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ozma I wished they made these games fair.

    • @thecatattheend2250
      @thecatattheend2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      After the 17 other stamina-management games he's gone through (some multiple trips) you'd think it would register at last, but nope! There seriously needs to be some sort of "game plays itself" setting on all video games, so even people like DSP can experience the story. Or, like, a pamphlet in the box that gives the run-down in book form.

    • @lordvengerx
      @lordvengerx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thecatattheend2250 Dlc is supposed to be releasing soon I hope Phil plays it xD

    • @theitalianpaleogirl9243
      @theitalianpaleogirl9243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Xynrae DSP can't read tutorials as is, a pamphlet must be like reading the Silmarillion in a single day to Phil

    • @lordvengerx
      @lordvengerx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theitalianpaleogirl9243 lol xD

  • @Edgeworth99
    @Edgeworth99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I love how it took him halfway through the second game to realize that this was a historical fiction and people like Oda Nobunaga actually existed

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I can't believe he forgot William Adams from the first game

    • @obiwanshinxbi6573
      @obiwanshinxbi6573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And my boy Yasuke

    • @ceaselessroad9294
      @ceaselessroad9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean it’s not the most commonly known history for americans

    • @krs1297
      @krs1297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ceaselessroad9294 that's no excuse. Beside Americans barley know their own history

    • @Alice89chan
      @Alice89chan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@krs1297 and that's why I largely don't hold this against him. History is so whitewashed the facts get lost as well (that being said, I don't agree with most pro-native "utopia era" narratives, because there is historical evidence they hated each other). Hell, the south rewrote Civil War history in their favor.
      But I assumed it had some characters from history because of Hattori Hanzo (yes... the Tarantino movies of early 2000s). Also because Yoshimoto wears a similar design to Yoshitsune (a demon/persona based on Minamoto-no-Yoshitsune); I also know of historical figures because a narrator mentioned Date Masamune during a sports event in Miyagi. But that was just me connecting the dots.

  • @omega7732
    @omega7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    My favorite TIHYDP has to be Need for Speed Payback, salt levels were at an all time high during that one LOL

    • @gatesofhades534
      @gatesofhades534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Open air salt mine, that one.

    • @MTown587
      @MTown587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “I love when you trash talk. It’s just talk, and the trash comes with you!”

    • @joeywalker2061
      @joeywalker2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Drag races don't have turns STOOPID! DAH HAH HAH HAH"

    • @lordvengerx
      @lordvengerx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Bobbie Joe song 😂

    • @abyssalwolf
      @abyssalwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You couldn't release a good game IF SOMEONE HANDED YOU A COMPLETED ONE

  • @thecatattheend2250
    @thecatattheend2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    His fight against Mezuki (the game's first boss, by the way) proves he didn't learn a damn thing in the entirety of the first game. Boss activates Yokai realm.
    "Great! Now I have to wait for this to end... How long does this last?!" *If only there were a way to dispel Yokai realm*
    "Can't move. I'm out of stamina, there's nothing I can do-I can't MOVE!"
    *IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY TO QUICKLY REGAIN STAMINA*

    • @dylanmarecek2342
      @dylanmarecek2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      There's two Yokai effects. Yokai Realm (the ground circle) and the Dark Realm (what the boss does). In the dark realm, you either wait for him to dispel it or (recommended) go on the offensive. Your Yokai abilities recharge very fast and using one I believe regens your stamina faster while using it. Yokai shift also lasts longer I believe and certain abilities are buff (like the hammer slam which adds a circle fire)

    • @Bayocand
      @Bayocand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly.

    • @iboildogsalive6535
      @iboildogsalive6535 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He has an uncanny ability to immediately forget muscle memory in these games

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iboildogsalive6535 Or anything. Like game tutorials.

  • @isaacheiss1565
    @isaacheiss1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This video is longer then my shifts at work

    • @isaacheiss1565
      @isaacheiss1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @TMTK33 and I can play the video, to work, finish my shift and still have time to get home, get drunk and see the end

    • @thekyleprojekt7996
      @thekyleprojekt7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@isaacheiss1565 and honestly, at the end of the video, you wont remember a damn thing because phil isnt memorable in the slightest

    • @MrNone-d5s
      @MrNone-d5s 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thekyleprojekt7996100% this 😂. Thats what i use those vids for

  • @MariaIsabellaZNN
    @MariaIsabellaZNN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    How does he not remember what "the guy from the first game" looked like after he didn't shut up forever about "LOOK IT'S GERALT, GERALT FROM THE WITCHER, HE WENT TO JAPAN, ACK ACK ACK ACK LOOK LOOK IT'S GERALT!"
    Also did he ever explain why he played this but NOT Code Vein?

    • @boryontotheleader2328
      @boryontotheleader2328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He didn't say, but it's because it's anime

    • @darknessnights13
      @darknessnights13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      more likely he have to look at anime girls with boobs.

    • @thecatattheend2250
      @thecatattheend2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Genocide is fun That isn't the point, though. He plays all these style of games because they're popular/bring views. There's absolutely no reason for his "because I said so" excuse not to play Code Vein. He can't tell a good game from a bad one, so it isn't a valid argument for him. He insisted on playing Nioh 1+2 despite being trash at all things Souls-like, so what's the deal here? Is he afraid of anime?

    • @kyris0
      @kyris0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@thecatattheend2250 he is scared of anime titties, yes. Just look at every romance subplot in every game he's played while he's in a relationship.

    • @sgtpepper91
      @sgtpepper91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did play Code Vein

  • @pyatig
    @pyatig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I don't like when the boss has different phases and you have to learn his moves". So basically everything everyone loves about these games.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said the same about Sekiro but when he played elden ring he said "The point of these games is to bang your head against the wall and learn his moves."

  • @John-vn9js
    @John-vn9js 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:06:00 using a lightning weapon damage buff against a guy with lightning arrows and a giant lightning elephant.

    • @JJsiN84
      @JJsiN84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And using purifying weapon buff on a human boss! Lol. You can see in the damage numbers it does NOTHING, yep he keeps at it. Stupid pig that he is.

  • @atma86
    @atma86 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    as a switchglaive player this is maddening

  • @jameswolfstar
    @jameswolfstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I took a shot every time Phil cleared his throat. I died from alcohol poisoning. Greetings from limbo everyone

    • @danhenry7431
      @danhenry7431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whats the afterlife like?

    • @WolfCoder
      @WolfCoder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@danhenry7431 apparently you continue to watch DSP for an eternity. I have a new fear of death.

    • @danhenry7431
      @danhenry7431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@WolfCoder shit. Thats not limbo. Thats hell. Thats actual hell

    • @Skunkgasm
      @Skunkgasm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol sup

    • @Skunkgasm
      @Skunkgasm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god

  • @newfiebangaa
    @newfiebangaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    What really gets me the most about this guy, other than constantly begging for money especially during a pandemic, is how he interacts with his viewers.
    He thinks most questions asked to him are stupid.
    He mocks them when challenged to improve.
    He either gives non-answers or long winded rants with no in-between.
    Can't even joke around to lighten the mood for a positive vibe he constantly touts.
    Never once asks his viewers a question about anything.
    When he's not asked questions at all, he then complains "Nobody's talking to me."

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's pretty well known now that phil is a massive narcissist who gas lights all his failures to the poor souls who actually watch phil.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      no he complains nobody talks to me.
      is because there is a 50/50 chance he thinks you are a troll and bans you if u open your mouth.

    • @Moped_Mike
      @Moped_Mike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He asks questions all the time of chat, that’s kinda the joke…

  • @JohnGenericName
    @JohnGenericName 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ah yes, the classic "one swing" kill that actually consists of 4 swings with a pause before the last. How unavoidable.

    • @John-vn9js
      @John-vn9js 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He never blocks and always claims "nothin' I could do"
      It's probably the most important thing to do in this game for survivability.

  • @drewrubercheck5704
    @drewrubercheck5704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That refusing to burst counter in the first leg was absolutely maddening

  • @soulzzplaysgames
    @soulzzplaysgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'm amazed how he tries to brute force almost the whole game in high stance and then keeps shitting on it if enemies easily combo him because of it.

    • @Bayocand
      @Bayocand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I KNOW RIGHT? He didn't even used any of the high stance exclusive skills so can mixed a little bit..nup "square" "square" Oh I'm dead! "square" "square" Why did he hit me first! My move didn't connect!(Snort) "square" "square" I'M OUT STAMINA, I BLOCKED!
      Majority of DSP deaths are from using high-stance and still blame the game and the developers like manchild for his faults. You would think DSP would learned his lesson from Nioh 1 and start using both high and low stances instead sticking with Mid-stance throughout the whole game. NUP, he is just high-stance 24/7 like Yokai dweller with pickaxe, and oh...how did i forgot about the magic 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ lightning buff and sloth every Damm time. The 🧀🧀🧀 is unbearable to watch.
      DSP learned nothing from Nioh 1 and it showing in the second game. Where are closing in the third and final DLC for Nioh 2 and Phill haven't touched the first dlc. What a hack of gamer.

    • @SuddenFool
      @SuddenFool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Bayocand But remember he loves souls like games and Nioh is a far better game than Dark Souls because when you click a button it just happens instantly.

    • @StudioMod
      @StudioMod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SuddenFool wut

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dave doesn't learn to play games. His 'playstyle', so-called, is to just brute force a game till either it gives up and lets him play his way, or he ragequits when the game demands he learn to play it properly. This is how he's always played games. Always.

    • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
      @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StudioMod a year late but i think he is commenting on the fact that Dave keeps saying dark souls has input delay ( it doesn't) and that Nioh is better cause it has no delay.
      Every Dark souls game Dave plays, he whines that he pressed the button and it was delayed ( it wasn't)

  • @jasonsgroovemachine
    @jasonsgroovemachine 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    One of my favorite Philisms is the "Every enemy has insane range!" thing.
    I mean. If I were 9 feet tall and had a spear 4 feet taller than myself I'd have pretty insane range too. I don't know what he thinks the giant enemy with a giant weapon should be doing, but whatever it is it should NOT be using that giant weapon and reach to it's advantage.

  • @WolfCoder
    @WolfCoder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    3:30:25 "What's going on? I can't see anything.. I've got no stamina and I can't move." *continues to go all out and run around in heavy armor while in dark realm "I don't know what's happening to me!"

    • @Bayocand
      @Bayocand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YUP

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    That bit about SnowKarl just takes the cake. He has to "take a break" from his streams? Maybe he shouldn't do a 2 hour "pre-stream" and sleep 10-12 hours a day if he's concerned with being fit enough to sit on a couch for 5 hours.
    EDIT: I will never cease being amazed that Dave can play an entire game, get past the final boss through sheer dumb luck, and never learn the game's mechanics. Even games journos give up eventually. If anything, the only remarkable thing about DSP is his ability to take punishment for the sake of money and avoiding a real job.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean, it's not that amazing that the pig roach is pig headed. But yeah, he has no stamina at all. Like imagine getting tired from playing video games while sitting on the couch. And bitch about having to work a fucking death counter.

    • @BumblelinoV1.0
      @BumblelinoV1.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Depends on how long you play on a daily basis. 8hrs plus everyday, understandable. But 5 hrs? That doesn’t even get little kids tired for fuck sakes.

  • @HailSatanLLC
    @HailSatanLLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Reads extensively the entire description of the Burst Counter.
    Has multiple opportunities to execute Burst Counter.
    Still doesn't Burst Counter.
    Phil's sheer laziness and lack of awareness never fails to shock me.

    • @spykewyn8395
      @spykewyn8395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "There's too many mechanics, dood! How's anyone supposed to remember all this stupid shit! And it doesn't even work! Lazy game developers!"

    • @hadesrecordofragnarok
      @hadesrecordofragnarok 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s how he’s always been, he learns something extremely helpful over the course of a game and doesn’t use it, loses, blames the game for his faults, repeat.

    • @fuzzy8889
      @fuzzy8889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this shocks me

    • @jasonsgroovemachine
      @jasonsgroovemachine 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He doesn't read so he can retain information. He reads so he can pretend the people in his stream need to retain the information.

  • @bangenergyenjoyer2567
    @bangenergyenjoyer2567 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:15:39 if you need the Scampuss to be able to beat a boss then I don’t even know what to fucking say

  • @chucheeness7817
    @chucheeness7817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love that the burst counter tip was on screen and DSP just whines through it lol. It's even on the death screen FFS!

  • @froofris1474
    @froofris1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    12:36
    *Hovers over Flux*
    “Definitely not doing this, this is stupid”
    meanwhile Flux allows you to make nearly endless combos with it’s Ki recharge

    • @KlaireMurre
      @KlaireMurre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      then he proceeds to keep whining about not having stamina. it's almost like there's a skill that helps with stamina regen lul

    • @bluesolace9459
      @bluesolace9459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My boyfriend and I started playing the game pretty recently. I keep looking over Flux but I'm pretty hesitant to take it because I'm unsure of how demanding it is in regards to timing. Would you say it's pretty forgiving?

    • @MissBeloved__
      @MissBeloved__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bluesolace9459 it's the same as ki pulse

    • @JJsiN84
      @JJsiN84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He doesn't even use combos right? So how would he be coordinated enough to swap weapons or stance during the ki pulse? It's honestly surprising he got as far as he did. If he would actually utilize the tools the game provides it would have been a lot more fun. Instead he's just struggling and whining lol. I literally just posted about how he has leveled up magic and uses the switchblade but it doesn't use any magic?!

  • @Gamerboy-gw5kn
    @Gamerboy-gw5kn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "I don't care anymore, I've got rid of comments for 2 years now so they can't use that"
    I wonder why you did that Philliam. Perhaps because you do care?

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mr D some madlad could make a TIHYDP from the vod and include some of the twitch comments

    • @jovialhovis107
      @jovialhovis107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it's such an oxymoron. everyone knows that TIHYDP is literally the reason he turned off comments. Phil knows he can't do anything about them, so he's suddenly 'okay' with them. just like how he 'always wins chargebacks'.

    • @Skunkgasm
      @Skunkgasm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dsp is strong in this one

  • @AMTurner98
    @AMTurner98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The legend goes EVEN FURTHER by re-editing and fixing it for us! You are the man

  • @twikki9071
    @twikki9071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The vest brings sooooooo much to the stream and the gameplay.

  • @johnny1599
    @johnny1599 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    >Definitely not doing this this is stu-
    >was flux, the ability that this game revolves around
    This is gon be gud.

  • @PATRIOTxx3
    @PATRIOTxx3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Playing Fromsoft games: "I hate to say it, but Nioh is waaay better than this!"
    Playing Nioh: "I hate to say it, but fromsoft games are waaay better than this!"

  • @hypersleeper8252
    @hypersleeper8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When Phil doesnt understand something, its either bad game design or cheating.

  • @WolfCoder
    @WolfCoder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I can't even tank him in my tank mode" you're not supposed to tank anything in this game, the heavy armor is for guarding, not taking hits

    • @dylanmarecek2342
      @dylanmarecek2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Phil forgets this. He also forgets guarding blocks 100% of physical damage. When you are in a stunlock, you can block much faster then dodging. Always block when in a stunlock, but Phil never learns this.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dylanmarecek2342 tbh Nioh 2s guard mechanic made me fall in love with the kusarigama

    • @dylanmarecek2342
      @dylanmarecek2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@V2ULTRAKill The guard saves asses, and heavy armor with guard saves asses more. Don't forget the faster winded recovery for more ass saving.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dylanmarecek2342 ain't that the truth
      Though i use the guard more for the kusarigamas version of parry, its basically a free win button vs any human mob

    • @yin-mei-gou2526
      @yin-mei-gou2526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some builds can face tank a lot of damage and survive but its knowing what to dodge and what you can trade hits with and win, Tanking /trading hits in this is more strategic and require learning enemy patterns and the big ouch moves to avoid.

  • @datanon3059
    @datanon3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    NINE HOURS?
    How can you even stand editing this? I'd be trying to hang myself with my mouse cable before I was even half done.

    • @erlandir9121
      @erlandir9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hang with mouse cable, that's a good one lol.

    • @shyannmason3558
      @shyannmason3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do condone Outsyder's patience as well. That takes endless amounts indeed...

  • @joeywalker2061
    @joeywalker2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My favorite is when you replace him saying stupid with the ridiculous version of him saying it i swear it makes me laugh everytime.

  • @Sylv3onYT
    @Sylv3onYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:09:50 "every enemy has super armor and go through all your attacks" well, that's only an issue if your strat involves face tanking and mashing the attack button

  • @killaken2000
    @killaken2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:25:20 what's more likely: Fill practiced the Sword Saint off-stream thinking people would heap praise on him for being an Uber gamer when he did it in stream in a few tries and was pissed when it didn't happen
    or he's just that good

  • @lukamegru1537
    @lukamegru1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    2:02:04 did he really just complaine that Nio 2 is unrealistic

    • @uselesscasul6452
      @uselesscasul6452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ah yes, a game where you are literally a half demon that can summon fireballs, create lightning from feathers, that's realistic. But the archer with the lightning elephant guardian using lightning, now that's too far.

    • @pyatig
      @pyatig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Said the same thing about Bloodborne and Sekiro

    • @MissBeloved__
      @MissBeloved__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO no one is playing nioh for realism

    • @shyannmason3558
      @shyannmason3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed...Despite the fact that both the original game along with its sequel are based on historical non-fiction peoples/places and mythological peoples/creatures/places...

  • @bigdoopy
    @bigdoopy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:26:31 "control your anger a little bit"
    DSP "im about to go sicko mode"

  • @wrolokazagthorgh9343
    @wrolokazagthorgh9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thank you so much sir for making DSP saltthroughs more bearable and entertaining, you have provided me with endless hours of sadistic amusement. You are truly a god among men, and I drink to your honour! Cheers to you! This personally is probably the saltiest, funniest, most magnificent TIHYDP I've ever seen. Thank you again!

  • @Foxhound3857
    @Foxhound3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    2:27:03 my favorite death of the play through.

    • @in4mus85
      @in4mus85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's pretty hilarious lol. The one where he strokes a scampuss while an enemy is closing in is also funny 🤣🤣

  • @FatalKitsune
    @FatalKitsune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    6:41:56 - I find it hilarious that right after he gets done complaining about not being able to avoid red attacks the game pops up the "Hey, did you know Burst Counter is a thing?" tooltip. Especially puzzling, considering that moments (in the video) later, he's fighting the onyudo and uses Burst Counter.

    • @darknessnights13
      @darknessnights13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea tho didnt he been using feral tho which do have a timing to it but if he was using brute then yea he fails.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i find it funny that this idiot has played almost two dozen similar games and hasnt grasped stamina management and parry yet

  • @soulzzplaysgames
    @soulzzplaysgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "These controls are way too complex."
    Proceeds to show a pretty convenient control scheme.

  • @keldeofan2805
    @keldeofan2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Good to see this back. I was worried something bad happen like someone put a strike on this video. Nice work as always outsyder. Keep it up. I'll always support you and other dictators.

  • @YurameshiVT
    @YurameshiVT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The way he talks about DK64 makes it seem that DK64 is somehow far more madness and rage inducing. Like the game somehow wronged him. I beat that shit when I was 7. Come on, chief.

  • @MRxLOKI
    @MRxLOKI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Former fighting game pro Phil Burnell finds the controls in Nioh 2 too complex

  • @DoublePhoenix41
    @DoublePhoenix41 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:40:14 Honestly the best part XD it's funny to see his reliance on the sloths talisman completely backfire!

  • @shyannmason3558
    @shyannmason3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    To summarize the entire video up here...
    "Aagh, I'm toxic!"
    Anywho, I'd have to say my favorite- or at least one of my favorite- videos from you has to be Sekiro. Ahh, yes indeed, I enjoyed that so much so since it had been among the first satirical works from you I'd viewed. All in all, hope ya keep up the good work! 💗

  • @Morpheel4ever
    @Morpheel4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I recently stumbled upon something else that DSP stands for: Diarrhetic Shellfish Poisoning.

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Parry that's exactly what I want"-Phil in Nioh 2
    Sekiro Phil "THis game is garbage you just sit back and parry all the time!"

  • @WolfCoder
    @WolfCoder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    HighStancePhil: How come I always get hit first even after my 4 hit combo??

  • @omegaPSI2006
    @omegaPSI2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The hypocrisy is delicious when he complains about having to update the death counter after every death and then spends 15 minutes acknowledging and updating the tips.

  • @KarasuMayonaka
    @KarasuMayonaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh damn thanks man. I was only an hour or so in so thanks for bringing it back up. Keep up the hard work man!

  • @GriffinatorOriginal
    @GriffinatorOriginal ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how even though this saga has been going over a decade, Phil’s catch phrase has remained “I tried _____, didn’t work”

    • @samray2763
      @samray2763 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously, he forgets the next part of that sentence: "I tried _____, didn't work, maybe I should try ____ next time." Just goes straight into "I'll keep doing it, it'll work eventually."

  • @kevinthomas1511
    @kevinthomas1511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    After this and watching Dark souls, he needs to use Block buttons. He also does not have the hand eye coordination for these games.

  • @Kirisapostle12
    @Kirisapostle12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:15:10 I like how he starts saying they made it so much more complex than nioh 1 while nioh 1 has THE EXACT same system to change between the items... Also he has stone as a shortcut on the first 4 items during a boss fight... Like equip the talisman in the slot instead of stone like wtf is wrong with this man

    • @Overlord3455
      @Overlord3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Item quickslot change system is more complex in Nioh 2, in Nioh 1 you just press R2 and go the next set, but in Nioh 2 you hold R2 and press left/right on the D-pad to change sets... And that one change made using your Item quickslots so much easier, but since DSP never used anything beyond elixirs of course he'll complain since he hates anything requiring effort.

  • @GothicCrimson
    @GothicCrimson ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bought Nioh 2 this year during the Summer Sale, and got through the game and DLCs before watching this. Maybe me using hatchets made the fight easy or what-have-you, but Phil constantly complaining about side-mission Shibata was insufferable.
    For a full stream, he went on and fucking on about dodging the charge and how it's so hard to dodge the charge, and how it's so Ludacris, that tough charge. But, you know what a perfectly viable strat is that evades damage from the charge, doesn't invest much in stamina, AND immediately stops the charge move altogether?
    _Blocking_

  • @datdude1538
    @datdude1538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mezuki grabbed him what, 30 times, yet still didn’t recognize the extremely telegraphed lead up. He just kept standing directly in front of him everytime 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @srlefevre1
    @srlefevre1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    DSP continues his trend that when he is in a big room with a bunch of enemies, he seems to think that he can focus on one and as long as the other enemies are off camera that means they don't exist. And when they come out of nowhere and kill him it's the game's fault.

    • @InfiniteBeak
      @InfiniteBeak ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao Phil having never figured out object permanence explains so much 😂😂

  • @Obbie40
    @Obbie40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love hearing how people like him complain the game design is way worse than Dark Souls when trying to play Nioh like Dark Souls. Both Dark Souls and Nioh are well designed. The difference is, Nioh is fast paced and aggressive. If you play it like Dark Souls, you are doing yourself a great dis-service.

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Can’t move, dood! Stunlocked!”
    The game repeatedly tells you that you can’t dodge out of an enemy hit string but you can still block during. I don’t think he ever raises his guard once he gets hit. Ever.
    Edit: Example 2:26:00 he would’ve survived had he pressed block after the first punch landed instead of trying to panic-dodge.

  • @moriarty2666
    @moriarty2666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That he doesn't use his ki pulse makes me so goddamn angry.

  • @pyrysaarinen4954
    @pyrysaarinen4954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was looking for this today in the morning and couldnt find so I almost started crying.

  • @Deathmoths
    @Deathmoths 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    there is zero redeeming qualities in this man.

  • @Volatile9747
    @Volatile9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it took him 9 deaths just to Mezuki to even try the burst counter....It took me maybe 2 or so tries to get the timing with the brute yokai

    • @demonicloaf2100
      @demonicloaf2100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brute is so fucking good.

    • @rinyahto3852
      @rinyahto3852 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm actually playing the game right now. I started with Feral Yokai, and beat Mezuki the first try. Though Gozuki(level 1) killed me a couple of times. The game is fun as hell

  • @SuddenFool
    @SuddenFool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:31:42 0utsyder did you notice he said the exact same line as he does way earlier in the playthrough. Like word for word, it's the exact same thing.

  • @skinnybepis9579
    @skinnybepis9579 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    phils ability to be half health and fully on fire and die and then say "INSTA KILL!?!" is impeccable

  • @Daedalus89
    @Daedalus89 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Same combo through the entire game, controls are too KAHMPLEX I guess.

  • @perishsoftly6418
    @perishsoftly6418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Going back to this, and it is downright hilarious how many "Toxic" clip variations you've collected over the years. Starting at 5:33:47 it's just great.

  • @JimmyT28
    @JimmyT28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'll be honest, if I was playing Nioh 2 I'd die just to hear the death screen music.

    • @in4mus85
      @in4mus85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The soundtrack is pretty solid.

  • @Kirisapostle12
    @Kirisapostle12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:33:47 Someone tell this man that a wood metal spear is way lighter than a all metal scythe so yes he is able to swing it faster because you were trying to swing in high stance too

  • @Kelsper
    @Kelsper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I really hate how he praises games that he isn't currently playing in comparison. Like how he says how From Software games are so much better when playing Nioh 2 several times here, as if he didn't bitch his way throughout every From game when he is actually playing them.

    • @MasterPodi
      @MasterPodi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *During Sekiro*
      “This is a good first attempt that falls flat”
      *post beating sekiro and getting lucky af on isshin*
      “Sekiro was one of my top games of the year”

    • @Zxzero36
      @Zxzero36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I think that's the thing I hate about Phill the most. He will praise the last similar game in a genere if he's having trouble with the current game. During Dark souls he praised nioh for how better everything is. Same with sunshine and modern mario games.

  • @silvertail7131
    @silvertail7131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One moment that felt it just, summed up phil so well, was during the first boss there, where he, countered or parried, and declared, it's working every time now. No Phil... you've gotten the timing down, after multiple attempts. It's not that the game is failing to register your inputs less, it's that you've gained experience...
    Gotta wonder why he plays games when he clearly only likes straight up, I hit you, boss fights and wants them to be easy to beat every time so he can get it over with quickly and move on... seeing every occurrence of, try again, as wasted time. I mean, I'm pretty sure his loyal subjects would watch him do anything...

  • @jackharrow7147
    @jackharrow7147 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh nice an TIHYDP that I somehow missed, time to enjoy some nice edited style content

  • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
    @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    it is honestly so pathetic that DSP considers Jasper his "son". It is so sad.

  • @alansquared
    @alansquared 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The thing is, consoles come with the function to save a recording of your gameplay. If he had any interest at all about checking why he died rather than ranting about the development of the game he’d actually learn something. Half the time when he dies and he doesn’t know why, it’s because he’s on fire.

  • @BumblelinoV1.0
    @BumblelinoV1.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This man genuinely gets through the game through sheer luck and handholding. I jus finished this game for the first time like a few days ago, and seeing some of the fights where I’ve had issues on, he head butted through cause chat gave him an OP build, and still fails at it 85% of the time. I was quite happy that sigma pig man sat on pig roach a couple times doh, felt really satisfying to watch. I thought that was a badass fight, he clapped my cheeks a good amount of times but nothing like Phil. I guess he was showing his dominance over Phil on who’s the alpha pig, he could’ve easily taken Kat from him, but chose not to… EDIT: I also wanna throw out there that Phil at no point in time, has a small stockpile of elixirs. Bruh, before mid game I had at least 100+ elixirs. That and holy shit sloth is down right unfair, or anything that slows movement speed. I’m rocking a magic build in this game and started using lighting to buff my weapons and the shikigami, that’s an element but yet it trivializes the game. Phil used sloth, a literally debuff that slows enemies movements by a good 30-50% after one - two casts on everything, and still struggled. That’s sad, my first playthrough was with the kuraisagama and odcahi and mixed up both ninjutsu and magic, both stats are not even passed 15 yet cause I’m in the dlc and kinda started a new char.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really wish they had given Sloth das boot and not included it in the sequel. Or at least made significantly powerful enemies highly resistant or immune to it.

    • @critical-thinker666
      @critical-thinker666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every debuff on boss is removed when he swap realms,on later bosses sloth duration is like 15 sec. Barrier with lifesteal is 10x more broken.

  • @JJsiN84
    @JJsiN84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So one hour and 30 minutes into the video I'm thinking, he's using the switch glave and has these points in magic yet I never see him use any spells to buff his weapons, or himself. By this point in the game I already had all the element talismans for weapons, I used barrier a lot to help purify yokai pollution as well as keep your stamina up in the dark realm, I used defense drain and lower attack damage spells. Honestly could get pretty creative with the amount of ninjitsu you have access to. This guy thinks on only the very basic of planes unless he actually listens to his chat that holds his hand the entire time.
    Then the one time he does use magic, he's fighting a human boss and he uses the purity Talisman!? What's wrong with his brain?

  • @lonelykitchen
    @lonelykitchen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    it looked like he didn't block a single time throughout his entire playthrough

  • @Maliross
    @Maliross 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    first death blamed? oh this is gonna be good.

  • @downward7296
    @downward7296 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    46:20 "My character did a weird move that I've never seen." Implying that he's never used the heavy attack up until that point....
    1:38:40 "Unfun and unfair" Here he doesn't seem to realize that the enemies are spawning in on a timer. Since he pussy foots around everything and takes his sweet ass time fighting everything 1v1 in mid stance, he can't kill everything that spawns before the wave timer rolls over. Which leads to the enemies gangbanging him. Most people would notice this and play more aggressive to make it manageable but Phil will be Phil.

  • @kaga_me
    @kaga_me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Big ups EDITED KHANTENT

  • @downundathunda9446
    @downundathunda9446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "This is fahkin stoopid!!".. Has Gouty Hippo never grasped the concept of being struck by lightning? And that in real life, it generally kills you if it hits you..

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He got the parry ability way at the beginning of the game and he refuses to actually use it.

  • @alansquared
    @alansquared 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The guy never fucking blocks

  • @thecatattheend2250
    @thecatattheend2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Listen to the way he talks to his *fans* - These aren't detractors or people sending insults, they're his genuine fans. My god! Why do they put up with this?!

    • @self-parternerd8661
      @self-parternerd8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ♿♿♿

    • @erlandir9121
      @erlandir9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because they have no self-respect and probably are same people like Phil. Easy.

  • @moulanakratos
    @moulanakratos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Phil " I don't give a shit about death counters but this is a trial mission so deaths shouldn't count" Burnell

  • @Mopman
    @Mopman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm only an hour in but it completely kills me that he never uses the burst counters. They make the game so much easier

    • @kevinthomas1511
      @kevinthomas1511 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not using them is insane and makes a huge difference when you find the ones you like or are best at. It's hard to watch.

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And they're insanely fun (and fairly easy) to pull off, lol.

  • @EmperorSephirothII
    @EmperorSephirothII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Someone buy this guy a beer (or dink or something... of his choice) for having the chops and desire to re-edit this monster. (Kind of figured something was up when it jumped from the second mission to Corpses and Ice lol.) Now back to enjoying the khantent to try and see if anyone in this game can surpass Champion Gundyr.

    • @No_Plays_Hand_Empty
      @No_Plays_Hand_Empty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shibata, Tokichiro v2 and Kashin Koji certainly gave the champ a run for his money in terms of sheer salt lol

  • @sadpee7710
    @sadpee7710 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "lazy game developers" has to be the most obnoxious cope i've ever heard. so entitled and ignorant.

  • @blaximum
    @blaximum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The songs in the credits are so amazing and he just... skips it because the music is "too loud" instead of turning it down...

  • @Boots43096
    @Boots43096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "the controls are too complex" LOL

    • @KlaireMurre
      @KlaireMurre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To his credit its a lot of different stuff and then mix that in with the very reading heavy tutorial. Its easy to not get used to controls for a while

    • @PutridPenguinPoots
      @PutridPenguinPoots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KlaireMurre never played this game but if it's like that then Phil is definitely not paying attention to that and then complain about how the game doesn't teach you anything

    • @in4mus85
      @in4mus85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PutridPenguinPoots spot on he skips everything important until the game has to force him to read it

    • @in4mus85
      @in4mus85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KlaireMurre tbh it's no more complex than the first one. Only addition is the burst counter and yokai skills.

    • @KlaireMurre
      @KlaireMurre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@in4mus85 i never played the first game and knowing Phil has worse memory than a goldfish i can somewhat relate to how complex the controls are to get used to for a bit

  • @onlyicedgarrett7791
    @onlyicedgarrett7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    DSP is gonna play Fire Emblem Three Houses? Jesus Christ, I can already see him acting just like he did in FF7 about the shipping in that game. He's gonna have a bitchfit over both Dorothea and Manuela. (I'M MARRIED, STUPID) I wonder if he will even watch the Supports. If he were a good content creator he'd watch them with his chat and talk about them, but being DSP he's probably gonna skip it or complain and read tips and shit over it.

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The game put me inbetween two dressers so I couldn't get out of the way"
    What do you mean 'the game put you in between two dressers"? you are in control, the only one here who can decide if you run into something is yourself. What you can gonna say the dresser caused me to stub my toe in real life?

  • @NovaMKVI
    @NovaMKVI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I know this is quite old by now, but as Nioh 2 is one of my favourites I just have,to say, it's bloody amazing that he has no situational awareness.
    Can't wait for the Elden Ring TIHYDP.
    Outsyder rocks.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว

      Man the Elden Ring TIHYDP was wild!

    • @sepulcher8263
      @sepulcher8263 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatONEmachineWas it really?

  • @Jakeyboyofjoy4
    @Jakeyboyofjoy4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its legit painful watching him learn about the counter, and then never ever using it.
    You have to use the counter in Nioh 2 or you're fucked.
    It took me a while to nail down, but god damn.
    He literally reads about it and then never tries it.

  • @Pihnes
    @Pihnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5 minutes into the game and the excuse-engine is already running hot.

  • @GallantJayVT
    @GallantJayVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I dont know why Phil doesn't think training mission deaths should count. The game certainly counts them on the records menu.