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  • @m-9648
    @m-9648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12989

    "The MP7 and The P90...
    Designed to defeat armour"
    CS:GO: imma pretend i didn't hear that

    • @lordfarquaadgaming9316
      @lordfarquaadgaming9316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      Mr Maico kinda like how the m4 doesn’t one shot in head but 5.7 will

    • @m-9648
      @m-9648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      @@lordfarquaadgaming9316 yea... and some guns don't kill even with armor... LIKE MY NIBBA GABE WTF

    • @Mackr0
      @Mackr0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      MP7 "automatic glock"

    • @D_S69
      @D_S69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@lordfarquaadgaming9316 its something u call DUMB FUCKING CS GO LOGIC.

    • @firefox5529
      @firefox5529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I love the p90 its just magnificent

  • @elgatogrande2216
    @elgatogrande2216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11929

    Belgians: "The 5.7mm ammo is meant to more closely mimic the stopping power, penetrative capabilities, and range offered by assault rifles."
    Video Games: Lets give it shit range and low damage.

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

      It’s a balance thing. Would you rather they slash the clip size?

    • @tangerinepaint3643
      @tangerinepaint3643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Pretzelbomb that one TF2 rip-off did that with the P90

    • @andyfamboi_6248
      @andyfamboi_6248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Tangerine Paint which one?

    • @tangerinepaint3643
      @tangerinepaint3643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      AndyFamboi _ Final Combat, it was a Striker Primary

    • @anionleader
      @anionleader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Payday 2 would like to have a word. The pistol hits so much harder than the SMG.

  • @Sanguinary797
    @Sanguinary797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4487

    P90 in other games: can barely kill a man without dumping the whole mag.
    P90 in scp containment breach: doesn’t give a fuck what kind of armor your wearing.

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      Yee containment breach high lights how powerful it actually is. Lol

    • @gslol6659
      @gslol6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Mw2 exists

    • @franzpattison
      @franzpattison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      What about the armour you're wearing?

    • @harryblaney8571
      @harryblaney8571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      P90 to the D-Class: DEATH

    • @Zephyr01
      @Zephyr01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      i actually loved scp's use of the P90. im glad they actually chose a weapon that makes sense for the unit instead of some big ass rifle that would suck to use in close quarters like site 18.

  • @atrophine_
    @atrophine_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    P90: could kill an army in the hands of a child
    P90 in literally any video game: shoots the peas you had for dinner last night

    • @quack1119
      @quack1119 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Assault rifle: Skra Skra, Tra! Boom Boom. Clap Clap
      Enemy: Dead

    • @quack1119
      @quack1119 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Takes Time To Shoot also low rounds also less compact

    • @xeraphyx7903
      @xeraphyx7903 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's accurate. The peas I had for dinner last night was so hard you could probably load it in a musket with some gunpowder, shoot it, and it probably would've penetrated 1.5mm layers of titanium, 20 layers of kevlar at a range of 150 meters and became the standard NATO PDW cartridge.

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@xeraphyx7903Did you freeze your peas for 5 years?

  • @VanessaMagick
    @VanessaMagick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6528

    If the FN FAL is the Right Arm of the Free World, then the P90 is the Right Arm of the B Bombsite.

    • @Felix-ve9hs
      @Felix-ve9hs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      the P90 is perfect for T rush

    • @orangypteco8858
      @orangypteco8858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Vanessa Magick you mean the M16

    • @fnfallout5664
      @fnfallout5664 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      *Rush B*

    • @Unisylvekitty
      @Unisylvekitty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i dont rush b...i o ly go A

    • @orange_pig4593
      @orange_pig4593 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Rush B CYKA BLAT!
      :-P

  • @martinator9480
    @martinator9480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8371

    You mean an Automatic, Armor piercing, No kicking, 50 round, Ambidexterous, Sight integrated, Compact SMG?

    • @teutoncross3817
      @teutoncross3817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

      Video Games: it’s a peashooter

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

      @@teutoncross3817 tell that to the people who get shot by it

    • @Concodroid
      @Concodroid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@teutoncross3817 it isn't that accurate

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *yes.*

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Concodroid not at long range, but it is certainly more than accurate enough for the CQC it was intended for

  • @Sta_cotto
    @Sta_cotto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5835

    So NATO could've universally adopted one of the coolest guns ever designed if Germany didn't throw a hissy fit and admit the Belgians did it better.

    • @tangerinepaint3643
      @tangerinepaint3643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      Yeah pretty much

    • @StealthOMato
      @StealthOMato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Well at least when we have a "Hissy Fit" we don't Start a war or Bomb someone

    • @gorftollisorn7117
      @gorftollisorn7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +784

      @@StealthOMato Explain ww2 then.

    • @gorftollisorn7117
      @gorftollisorn7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@StealthOMato But it was german and i agree that vietnam wasnt our business. But iraq and stuff is because 2000+ people died of a terrorist attack. 9/11.

    • @Systemicglee___
      @Systemicglee___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Guys the war has ended years ago plzz don't start again

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    The P90 is an historical anomaly. It’s a weapon using a bizarre and unique system of feeding ammunition, while meeting unrealistic goals in the design specifications, that was actually incredibly successful

    • @granmastersword
      @granmastersword 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Maximus20778it was successful in satisfying the design specification while also being an effective and functional firearm. The goal of it being adopted as NATO's standard PDW and being massively widespread is a different story

    • @TransistorBased
      @TransistorBased หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What's most amazing is that it's incredibly simple from a mechanical standpoint. If H&K needed to make a compact rifle with a perpendicular 50-rd magazine they'd probably draw from the G11 and it would be a mechanical headache

    • @govinlock8568
      @govinlock8568 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@TransistorBasedAs usual, German Engineering. Make anything that should be simple become more complex than usual.

  • @militaryequipmentreviews5650
    @militaryequipmentreviews5650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6093

    His voice sounds like an SAS trying to explain what this guns do to a new guy in the armory

    • @niccatipay
      @niccatipay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

      Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.

    • @manio_e
      @manio_e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      niccatipay nice, your fruit killing skills are remarkable!

    • @AlphaClip2005
      @AlphaClip2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      What the hell kind of name is Soap?

    • @tex4346
      @tex4346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@AlphaClip2005 what the hell kind of a name is alpha... wait a minute.

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      How'd a muppet like you pass selection, eh?

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3906

    2017: "Iconic Arms will return."
    2019.....

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      ....The MP40.

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@mindshuffler3332 about damn time

    • @gregthemtbrider9172
      @gregthemtbrider9172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      The fucking Five seveN

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@XenSlayer I saw it. It was really quite a coincidence how quickly he uploaded a new video after this comment.

    • @lukaavaliani9294
      @lukaavaliani9294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *the MP40 literally dying of laughter in the distance*

  • @dragonstormer115
    @dragonstormer115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3583

    Lmao, this is just the FAL 's story but with PDW's
    person: "Look at this cutting-edge well-designed weapon, that meets all our requirements"
    influential country: "This gun is indeed very neet . In what part of our country do we produce this firearm ?"
    person: " well it's actually made in Bel..."
    influential country: "OH HELL NO"

    • @Vulgarth1
      @Vulgarth1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      It's a little more like,
      Influential Country: This gun is very well made - but we came up with this. What do you mean, it's not as good?

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      *Germany points to P90:* This is brilliant.
      *Germany points to MP7:* But I like this.

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@torgranael the lower caliber makes it have less kick. The ergos make the p90 hard to train peaple with and less accurate unless held by a pro. The p90 is also bigger than a folded mp7. It also supports accessories worse. It is also probably lighter,with less,lower caliber rounds in the mag and without added components to make the form factor work. The mags of the p90 are also funky,slow to reload and hard to carry,with specific gear to hold it.
      Gun design has basicly no right and wrong choices,only comprimises.

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@davitdavid7165 also don't forget it is a fucking bullpup

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@a-drewg1716 technicly,the mp7 mag and action are behind the trigger,so it can be classified as a bullpup. Also,i mentioned the size and folding related things already.

  • @TMHonfire102
    @TMHonfire102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3290

    I wish Ahoy would make videos like this again,

  • @grean_beans2512
    @grean_beans2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15920

    This dude could talk about a paper clip and make it sound dangerous.

    • @jacobcronk1844
      @jacobcronk1844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      heck yeah

    • @Jagr-eg5nw
      @Jagr-eg5nw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

      Made out of stainless steel to increase durability whilst also be malleable a weapon to surpass metal gear

    • @aroraptor7550
      @aroraptor7550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      joe secondjoe Read that in his voice lol

    • @johnyonghwang6112
      @johnyonghwang6112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aro Raptor same

    • @theodorebear6714
      @theodorebear6714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      "Used in elementary to corporate offices, the paperclip has seen global use. First invented by people looking to have a convenient way to hold documents together..."
      ...God DAMN. What a dangerous piece of metal.

  • @intolerances686
    @intolerances686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

    Military: Are you a rifle?
    P90: Well yes, but actually no.

    • @fix0the0spade
      @fix0the0spade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      P90: I am not but I am and also I pretend to be a LMG.

    • @ffunnyniger8899
      @ffunnyniger8899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@fix0the0spade eNGriSh 10/10

    • @volfie-music4372
      @volfie-music4372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ze bes enlis

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The p90 is just a gender fluid smg/lmg/rifle

    • @hudson1847
      @hudson1847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah hello brother

  • @paintywig1159
    @paintywig1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "The P90 defeated the MP5"
    Rainbow: That sign can't stop me because I can't read!

    • @survivorofthecurse717
      @survivorofthecurse717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't forget literally any CoD game. Especially MW. Anything not 5.56 or 9mm is almost always low to mid. Maybe a 7.62 might stand a chance. Might

  • @cakedon
    @cakedon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    "NOO you cant just cram 50 small bullets into one magazine!"
    "Haha P90 go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

    • @NapalmStrike802
      @NapalmStrike802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @standoff2shitter199
      @standoff2shitter199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah, p90 go: *BULLETS FUCKING ROARING*

    • @mrfootfxtish9430
      @mrfootfxtish9430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Standoff 2 Shitter You got it wrong, the Vector does that. P90 goes PRRRRTATATRRRRRRATATARRRR

    • @yesthisismyname9977
      @yesthisismyname9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha A10 warthog go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      _How about I do anyway?_

  • @Thomas-kc5oj
    @Thomas-kc5oj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    man those Belgians sure do know how to make their waffles and guns

    • @coppurt
      @coppurt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      deine mutter The hypocritical part is that the average Belgian is very anti-gun, yet our country is a major arms exporter (both to credible nations and questionable regimes...)

    • @whateverone7358
      @whateverone7358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@movzfast The hypocritical part is that this is simply common practice in the whole 'developed' west.

    • @ziqqerlad
      @ziqqerlad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Mmmmm. Waffles in one hand, Five-seveN in the other

    • @stancanadmapleleaf
      @stancanadmapleleaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      AND FRIES plus chocolate and beer

    • @justinl2009
      @justinl2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@movzfast "Yo, can I have one"
      "Sure"
      *bang*
      "Oh you mean the waffle"

  • @whoareyou1034
    @whoareyou1034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4275

    People: "America is stupid for trying to shut down other countries' weapons for NATO."
    *Germany sweats profusely*

    • @bandit5747
      @bandit5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Germany when they do something bad: we sleep
      America when they do something bad: *knocks down door*

    • @ymj4256
      @ymj4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean if they aren't the best at making gun what are they

    • @firehunterz2311
      @firehunterz2311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@bandit5747 Doubt that, Americans always live it down with Third Reich jokes.

    • @bandit5747
      @bandit5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@firehunterz2311 I mean nobody critizes the Holocaust anymore or the Wehrmacht in Barbarossa but they critize the bombs. To be honest, people who say that already hate the US and are finding more ways to critiize it, like the M14. I can name warcrimes that were as immoral as the US's but aren't as critized in the comments such as the bombings of Dresden.

    • @pengstirbkuchen5987
      @pengstirbkuchen5987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bandit5747 Have you ever visited history lass

  • @ManiacalForeigner
    @ManiacalForeigner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Iconic Arms will return"
    *It's been 84 years*

  • @moltified
    @moltified 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    “Personal Defence Weapon”
    Me: casually walks around with a P90 behind my back

    • @GENOSAD
      @GENOSAD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If it's a PS90? You might gat away with it.

  • @Avetarx
    @Avetarx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3505

    Can't get enough of these sick vector graphics and transitions.

    • @sir.barnaby6328
      @sir.barnaby6328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Truly remarkable piece of art.

    • @LEGIONCABAL
      @LEGIONCABAL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ikr, thats the reason why i watch this

    • @noytagaming
      @noytagaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How are they created? I've always been interested

    • @kalazakan
      @kalazakan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      noytagaming Stuart gets a picture of anything, slaps it in Adobe Illustrator and pen tool/traces the silhouette of the object. The transitions are quite simple. Get a picture of text with an outline and no fill and a picture of text with fill and you make a wipe transition in Sony Vegas.

    • @t850terminator
      @t850terminator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Can't wait for Ahoy to do a video on vector graphics. :)

  • @DrunkMelon
    @DrunkMelon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3934

    9:54
    Rushing B in Dust 2 with a P90
    *I see you're a man of culture too*

  • @saabaton169
    @saabaton169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    P90 Vs MP7 trials - P90 is the better weapon
    Warzone developers: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that"

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @TechedThrower66
      ... ironically realistic.

    • @freezy2755
      @freezy2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The p90 is great in warzone but nobody uses it

    • @saabaton169
      @saabaton169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@freezy2755 I've done a lot of trialling with the p90, it's ttk is way too slow to be competitive against smgs up close, and it's got almost the worst range of the smgs so even the scar is better at range, they've just cocked up the p90 completely, made it crap because it's got a 50 round magazine

    • @freezy2755
      @freezy2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saabaton169 Have you tried the forge tac retribution barrel? it increases velocity by 200% so it has a faster velocity than a lot of the ars and it increases range a lot so you could use it as an ar if you wanted to. If you haven't in your trials it's worth a try

    • @saabaton169
      @saabaton169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@freezy2755 that was all I was using, it's decent in multiplayer, but an enemy you're shooting at can literally sit down and have a beer before running out of sight before you've emptied your 50 rounds to kill him, damage is just too low on the p90 which is annoying as warzone is all about body armor and the p90 is designed for it and beat the mp7, which is a better gun anyway that u can then put a 60 round mag on and it makes the p90 pointless anyway, so we're stuck with a game where 80% of guns are not competitive, and we have duplicates like two 1911's and two rpgs for literally no reason

  • @Maniac742
    @Maniac742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The PS90 has seen commercial success here in the states. It's compact, ideal for indoors, which makes it more than applicable for home defense, and the rounds are designed to destabilize after striking mediums like dry wall to cut down on over penetration, so your neighbors don't become part of your gun fight.

    • @wades623
      @wades623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      too bad the nfa exists and unless you want a $200 extra hassle and an average 10 moth wait then you get the ps atrocity

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe in a semi auto configuration sure but full auto? Nope. Federal assault weapons ban of 1994 put a stop to that
      Only full auto firearms that predate the ban can be sold/owned making it a very small market with full auto weapons going for over 10,000$
      Basically of you want a modern day full auto firearm you need to get a semi auto firearm and then configure it yourself to full auto
      But once you do so it's illegal on the federal level so you better keep that full auto out on the country back road where the eyes of the law aren't looking

    • @icannon6611
      @icannon6611 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@rejvaik3473 Take a guess what the S, in ps90 stands for

    • @kylejohnsbury1874
      @kylejohnsbury1874 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, let's drag my neighbor into this, I wanna hear a garand going off as we deliver overwhelming fire on the unluckiest s.o.b. on God's green earth

    • @a6am3mn0n
      @a6am3mn0n 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What the hell kinda “home defense” requires a 50 round SMG? You expecting the entire 101st Airborne to be kicking down your door? You’re still going to lose.

  • @toquette_
    @toquette_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    "however, the Germans vetoed it's adoption." - P90 vs MP7
    that line still irks me 'til this day

    • @Tedris4
      @Tedris4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      HK also gave up on the UCP, the pistol chambered in 4.6mm, in 2009 because the round didn't provide the necessary ballistics from a pistol - meaning they also gave up on the 4.6mm project altogether, really. They should just rechamber the MP7 for 5.7mm and move on with the veto, especially since use of the 5.7mm cartridge is growing currently. 4.6mm will only be necessary for those that already ought the MP7.

    • @Spore9996
      @Spore9996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I adore the MP7, but it does need a rechambering for a stronger round

    • @m0rkmuzzl
      @m0rkmuzzl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Tedris4 I don’t think an MP7 would be able to chamber the 5.7x28 cartridge. The 4.6x30mm looks more like a squat 9mm cartridge, while the 5.7x28mm looks more like a miniature 5.56. It would need major retooling and would make it look pretty weird.

    • @skrillah6259
      @skrillah6259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just because it wasn't German the people making the decisions in Germany were salty.

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      From what I’ve seen, 20 years later, NATO adopted the 5.7mm cartridge in February or march of 2021.

  • @luisitolerma5554
    @luisitolerma5554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4922

    I swear this guy could talk about a blade of grass and still make it interesting

    • @fil2337
      @fil2337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Luis Lerma ikr

    • @nxone9903
      @nxone9903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      you mean adventure time one's ? :D

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Look up qynchou

    • @loosepickle2917
      @loosepickle2917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      666 = evil grass

    • @primepikachu5
      @primepikachu5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MORE GRASS

  • @StultoTheProto
    @StultoTheProto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Heckler and Koch: “Haha our SMGs are the best! Nobody can defeat us!”
    FN Herstal: “Hold my beer.”

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Germany: *grabs beer* "Sit, down."

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ze_N00B Switzerland: "Shut the fuck up, or I'll kill you all!"

    • @thewalking4473
      @thewalking4473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Hold my waffles"

    • @pinzgauerbelgium
      @pinzgauerbelgium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That german probebly grabt a Belgian beer.

    • @_enterusernamehere_
      @_enterusernamehere_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Hold my 50 round magazine”

  • @connorlastname3034
    @connorlastname3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    10:58
    "Son of a bi- *clap*"

    • @HarmonicVector
      @HarmonicVector 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Narrator: "Walker did not know the future when he saw it."

  • @beanlord4347
    @beanlord4347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4264

    "If you wanted the best, you bought German."
    One of my favorite lines.

    • @lane250lk
      @lane250lk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      German engineering is the best in the world!

    • @beeboo5433
      @beeboo5433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@lane250lk ya mean best in
      ZAWARUDO TOKI WO TOMAREEE

    • @Moritz-fv3jm
      @Moritz-fv3jm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That makes me proud for my country.

    • @endermax195
      @endermax195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      BRRRAKA MONOGA!

    • @KevinbelUAPBelgium
      @KevinbelUAPBelgium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mp5 is german not this one

  • @Binchilling575
    @Binchilling575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    This guy could talk about a potato and make it deep and interesting

    • @cosmicmemer1611
      @cosmicmemer1611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      davichost 1 I don’t think he is a biologist or botanist

    • @xmlash234
      @xmlash234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Plasma Core I don't think he's a gunsmith by trade, yet here we are

    • @Lubba127
      @Lubba127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      davichost 1 he did

    • @PKIVV
      @PKIVV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m down to be described

    • @vaporsouls6752
      @vaporsouls6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PKIVV nani the fuck

  • @deruta37
    @deruta37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Belgium: So I got this PDW.
    NATO: Interestin-
    Germany: nein.
    Japan: Paint it pink.
    Houston: give it over.

    • @nataliemorett1911
      @nataliemorett1911 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      OF COURSE JAPAN WANTS IT PINK

    • @deruta37
      @deruta37 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nataliemorett1911 it's a reference to gun gale online

  • @JA-oo9qp
    @JA-oo9qp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    P90: for when you want to shoot someone 30 times and have them still be a threat

    • @fromthebackseat4865
      @fromthebackseat4865 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “What you get when you learn about guns from videogames”

    • @JA-oo9qp
      @JA-oo9qp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fromthebackseat4865 I’m talking about from a military perspective. It wasn’t uncommon for people to need over half the magazine.

    • @fromthebackseat4865
      @fromthebackseat4865 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JA-oo9qp lol that’s because they always put way more rounds then needed into everybody. 1 shot of 5.57 is more than enough to kill someone.

  • @ketchenmicah3487
    @ketchenmicah3487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2106

    "If you wanted the best, you bought German."
    Belgium: Wanna bet?

    • @dustojnikhummer
      @dustojnikhummer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Czechs: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      There's a reason "made i germany" is the highest held seal of quality in the world.
      It's simple: "GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!"

    • @Dinitroflurbenzol
      @Dinitroflurbenzol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ze_N00B ja, und auch wieder nein.
      Die Qualitätskontrolle spielt da eine noch größere Rolle :P

    • @WOSHIYEBO
      @WOSHIYEBO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Belgium:“hold my beer.”

    • @dc5050
      @dc5050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ze_N00B jojo reference 😉

  • @doberman-xq5jt
    @doberman-xq5jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5866

    However, the Germans... vetoed it's adoption
    *aww, is someone a bit salty?*

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      that's what I was thinking lol.

    • @normtrooper4392
      @normtrooper4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +758

      @@Firan25 NATO's history is littered with cases of countries who can't standardise because of vetos. It's quite funny

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      First, FAL and G3. Then, P90 and MP7.

    • @-Timur1214
      @-Timur1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Because the MP7 looks cooler and more right. The P90 is a fucking wood log

    • @PurpleColonel
      @PurpleColonel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      @@-Timur1214 But it's better.

  • @Tomcat_Coyote
    @Tomcat_Coyote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The P-90 is just like Belgium itself : it's small , but it packs a punch XD

    • @gingaid5217
      @gingaid5217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      when did Belgium ever pack a punch

    • @generikusername
      @generikusername 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any war they were in except for ww1 and ww2

    • @gingaid5217
      @gingaid5217 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@generikusernamebut they couldnt defeat congo

    • @s.v.o.579
      @s.v.o.579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gingaid5217 counter-point: Belgium never tried to "defeat" congo.

    • @sukitron5415
      @sukitron5415 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@generikusername in ww1 the Belgians kicked German ass

  • @thegalaxypenguin1635
    @thegalaxypenguin1635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “If you want the best you buy German”
    Germany: You here that Belgium when WW3 comes around we will run through you no problem.
    Belgium: *Creates P90* Oh no no no not so fast there mister.

    • @gh-ep9fj
      @gh-ep9fj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      G36: thats why i am here

    • @smallw1991
      @smallw1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gh-ep9fj g36 is an assault rifle not an smg lol

    • @smallw1991
      @smallw1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gh-ep9fj also fn made the SCAR

    • @gh-ep9fj
      @gh-ep9fj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smallw1991 what i am saying is g36 and p90 countee each other

    • @smallw1991
      @smallw1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gh-ep9fj ok, but remember ze SCAR

  • @aaasubs
    @aaasubs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2138

    That man can tell me about how toilets are made, and I'd still watch it!

    • @SlicedBread2014
      @SlicedBread2014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Andrey Anisimov you know I've watched a video once about soda cans once. It was about 15 min and I watched the whole thing. Don't even know why.

    • @MarkZetsu
      @MarkZetsu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Iconic Toilets, make it happen

    • @Invictus901
      @Invictus901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Because a solid understanding of good engineering surpasses all traditional bounds of entertainment? It's why How It's Made was so incredibly popular, despite mostly just being video footage of production lines.

    • @deltazero3796
      @deltazero3796 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrey Anisimov agree

    • @nir61202
      @nir61202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The "the engineer guy"'s video?

  • @BEEEELEEEE
    @BEEEELEEEE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Fun fact: the fully upgraded Hero Shot used in Splatoon’s campaign is literally just a neon yellow P90 that shoots paint.

  • @gatsbymaguire
    @gatsbymaguire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "If you wanted the best, you bought German."
    That is easily the best thing he has ever said.

  • @kenobi2125
    @kenobi2125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ah yes, two weapons are rivals, and then become teammates in SCP secret lab

  • @aroraptor7550
    @aroraptor7550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2750

    The croissant, a compact deliciously lethal piece of water infused wheat and butter that makes it great for operations. A french weapon but it has been adopted by tons of countries and comes in games from time to time. Never underestimate this Frenchman’s gun.

    • @user-do7vh7ki4j
      @user-do7vh7ki4j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I believe that statement is gonna sound downright impressive if said in ahoy's voice.

    • @AussieLiam93
      @AussieLiam93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Didn't the French invent parley? (White flag surrender).

    • @thesepretzelssuckass247
      @thesepretzelssuckass247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Liam93 and parkour, the most efficient way to run and escape

    • @markam7831
      @markam7831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *YUM*

    • @ijent3819
      @ijent3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oui oui baguette

  • @goosey1561
    @goosey1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "The P90 has found more favors, than haters."
    *shows footage of R6S*

    • @judebiswas6665
      @judebiswas6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mp5 may be better in siege but its one of the ugliest fuckin guns in the game

    • @archfxt3619
      @archfxt3619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@judebiswas6665 wait what ?

    • @Gauge167
      @Gauge167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yea p90 needs a buff no 1 uses it

    • @judebiswas6665
      @judebiswas6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@archfxt3619 its an ugly gun with sights on especialy acog

    • @archfxt3619
      @archfxt3619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@judebiswas6665 " *Its not pretty , but a gun doesnt have to look good when the last thing most see is a 9mm to the head* "

  • @vazeyo
    @vazeyo ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The reason why the P90 was used in Stargate SG1 was not because it looked futuristic, but because the cartridge cases were ejected downwards, resulting in fewer injuries for the actors. In the beginning, the MP-5 was still used. It was not until around season 3 that they switched to the P90.

    • @estherstreet4582
      @estherstreet4582 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I heard that it also looked better on camera due to ejecting out the bottom, you'd never get a cartridge case covering an actor's face at a dramatic moment.

  • @senorcheesy9661
    @senorcheesy9661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    P90: Wins
    H&K: Imma pretend I didn't see that

  • @Razgriz_01
    @Razgriz_01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    "We need a gun used by a sci-fi police force"
    p90: "Say no more"

  • @Nitreon0978
    @Nitreon0978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3758

    Meanwhile in CS:GO
    Five-seveN: Able to one-shot kill opponents wearing helmets
    P90, from the same company and fires the same caliber: "99 damage in 99 hits"

    • @PlushMax_old
      @PlushMax_old 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Nitreon I'd rather a meme of 99 in 99 than the 98 in 4 that is the M4

    • @d0diXz
      @d0diXz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@PlushMax_old *99 in 5

    • @rieswandaridho9566
      @rieswandaridho9566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      "99 damage in 99 hits" i thought it was pp bizon

    • @James-xo4ph
      @James-xo4ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      rieswanda ridho glock

    • @pieegee8532
      @pieegee8532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      99 in 99 hits is the glock in a nutshell

  • @NutellaRLZ
    @NutellaRLZ ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Jack holding a staff weapon: "This is a weapon of terror. It's meant to intimidate your enemy."
    Jack holding a P90: "This is a weapon of war! It's meant to kill your enemy!"

  • @loudhrecs1660
    @loudhrecs1660 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Kingslayer"
    What a premium assertion of writing

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    me and my dad loved Stargate sg1 my uncle once had a rant about how unrealistic the "rifle" was they were using and we laughed at em and was like eh it's just a sci-fi mp5 get over it. then a few months later we learned it was real and my dad went out and purchased one still a favorite of my gun collection.

    • @wardog0086
      @wardog0086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Well now I'm jealous lol. I've got an airsoft version, but we can't get the civilian version here in New Zealand.
      The ergonomics are definitely funky as hell, but it's grown on me.

    • @steimystein4368
      @steimystein4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I recently built a 10/22 PS90, conversion kit. I love the ergos of the bullpup configuration. Compared to the stock 10/22 (hell, even my AR9), it's extremely comfortable to shoot.

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@wardog0086 Honestly its deadass the only reason I like america. They atleast let you enjoy hobbies no matter how dangerous they are. Compared to other countries which woudl litter and destroy hobbies with stupid regulations and beurcarcy

    • @ablationer
      @ablationer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah although one part that was pretty unrealistic was when SG1 tries to convince the Jaffa that human weapons are not to be underestimated. Carter just casually saws a tree trunk in half with one mag of her P90, then snipes a thick rope clean off with a single bullet. Good scene overall, but pretty laughable.

    • @poodlescone9700
      @poodlescone9700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I got a chance to fire a P90 in Las Vegas at Battlefield indoor range a few years ago. It was the most stable and comfortable gun I have ever shot. The P90 ergonomics are top notch.

  • @dominatorandwhocaresanyway9617
    @dominatorandwhocaresanyway9617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    I like that one scene from SG where they give rebels weapon crates full of P90, and the rebels apologize and ask what are those because they are used to spearguns.
    They setup a shooting range, a guy with polearm shoots three times, misses once, does slight burning damage to the taget.
    Then Carter takes her p-90 and proceeds to cut the target in half

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      easily one of my favorite scenes in the series.

    • @Xyler94
      @Xyler94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "This, is a weapon of war. Designed to kill people" - Jack

    • @KerythDraws
      @KerythDraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Watching that ep of Stargate right now and had to look up more about the P90 after that scene, now I found this comment

    • @nataliemorett1911
      @nataliemorett1911 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What show is it called my brain is small brain

    • @erinfinn2273
      @erinfinn2273 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nataliemorett1911Stargate: SG-1

  • @groggywater2006
    @groggywater2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Irl: actually a pretty good smg all around
    R6: peashooter that does like 30 damage and has way too much recoil
    Mp7 in R6: i r o n s i g h t s

  • @Demon-sh2wc
    @Demon-sh2wc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Germany: *Vetos P90 Adoption*
    Also Germany: *Uses P90*

  • @Lux-yc9lc
    @Lux-yc9lc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2670

    I’m pretty sure I’ve seen all his videos like 10x each, yet I still come back to watch one again every now and then. No creator that I’ve seen so far has been able to top how comprehensive, entertaining, fascinating, and beautiful these videos are, paired with the sexy narration, it’s pure eye candy.

    • @redwolf1015
      @redwolf1015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same here sir. I've marathoned his videos so many times. I can't get enough of them.

    • @kawii9793
      @kawii9793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guilty😂

    • @TheEmptyAutumn
      @TheEmptyAutumn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Eye Candy *and* Ear Candy. ^-^

    • @majidamiri8495
      @majidamiri8495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LEMMiNO.
      you're welcome.

    • @jakeeeGST
      @jakeeeGST 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Majid Amiri GOD DAMNIT YOU BEAT ME

  • @jackhealy3328
    @jackhealy3328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    10:10 Did... did Ahoy just call out P90 silvers that rush B?

    • @PARABLM_
      @PARABLM_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jack Healy lmao

    • @Nyrd_YT
      @Nyrd_YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup 😆

    • @PARABLM_
      @PARABLM_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jack Healy I'm a formal way

    • @Wimbleknob
      @Wimbleknob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Jack Healy For a solid ten seconds I tried to remember when I typed this comment, until I realized that it's not mine.

    • @theclockworkman1972
      @theclockworkman1972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Solaire's Sunny D lol

  • @csdgay
    @csdgay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    loved the way the scene transition cut off the "SON OF A BI-" at 10:57

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "If you want the best - you buy German."
    Makes me proud of a country I'm not even a member of!

  • @KilIimanjar0
    @KilIimanjar0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    P90: *Exists*
    MP5: *Heavy Breathing*

  • @dude160
    @dude160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    The P90 - Future vision, exotic calibre, kingslayer
    *I just love your voice*

    • @not_herobrine3752
      @not_herobrine3752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This guy could talk about about anything and make it dangerous.

    • @silentxslayer2963
      @silentxslayer2963 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@not_herobrine3752 if this was made as an actual comment soon after this came out it prolly woulda been top comment

    • @ahmadghoits900
      @ahmadghoits900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was reading this and then the guy said it :|

    • @davidallendominden4948
      @davidallendominden4948 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@not_herobrine3752 the ceramic mug, made of ceramic to allow a sharp puncture in the body if shattered and hard enough for a blunt hit in the body.

    • @PrimetimeNut
      @PrimetimeNut 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe

  • @joshferguson8494
    @joshferguson8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "We may not know what the future holds, but you'll know it when we see it" that is some epic writing

  • @Likwify
    @Likwify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    P90 here: This is almost the perfect SMG
    Roblox shooters: I just heard "Bad damage".

    • @spiralpower9808
      @spiralpower9808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord P90 was embarrassed at the ineffectiveness of the other firearms and decided to use rubber bullets instead to give them a better chance.

  • @JosephBallin320
    @JosephBallin320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    "Designed to defeat armor."
    Rainbow Six Siege: **Chuckles**

    • @smeminem1258
      @smeminem1258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "Designed to have low recoil and good ergonomics"
      Rainbow six:*chuckles*

    • @lyndawong5192
      @lyndawong5192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s strange that in R6 the MP5 is more picked then the P90

    • @archfxt3619
      @archfxt3619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lyndawong5192 when youre in cqb , you'll learn that hard hitting accurate and acog equipped weapon prevail , which the mp5 has , 27 vs 22 if im not wrong and acog vs one without it

    • @wangwang5896
      @wangwang5896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Super Soyuz it’s called balance

    • @manio_e
      @manio_e 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super Soyuz but literaly every weapon in the game has 0 Recoil, I dont know what you’re on about

  • @callumclarke9384
    @callumclarke9384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Please come back, this was my favourite series. I imagine many others share these feelings.
    WE MISS YOU AHOY

    • @vnthang7331
      @vnthang7331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is the same here. We need more of this series.

    • @callumclarke9384
      @callumclarke9384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lonely Gamer VN it's been too long

    • @vnthang7331
      @vnthang7331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agree. It been like 8 month or something. I can't remember how long but I'm sure is about 8 month or so.
      I'm Vietnamese by the way.
      Edit: I recheck it. It been a year since the last episode of iconic arms and omfg it been wayyyyyy too long.

    • @callumclarke9384
      @callumclarke9384 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lonely Gamer VN can't believe that. Definitely my favourite TH-cam series!
      Australian!

    • @vnthang7331
      @vnthang7331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This series is one of my favorite youtube series that I know of. Just behind Game Theory and Film Theory.
      Edit: First time "talking" to an Australian. That is pretty awesome.

  • @muffinman4515
    @muffinman4515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honestly, these videos are a masterclass of informative and entertaining editing. The background audio is strong but not overpowering and the narrator has the perfect voice and delivery. The graphics are sleek and clean but also well thought out and informative. I love this.

  • @a.5116
    @a.5116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:46 Modern Warfare 2019 in a nutshell

  • @adidu7907
    @adidu7907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    p90,Five-seveN? This sounds like a PUSH DON’T STOP.

    • @Gary-Eng
      @Gary-Eng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This comment is owned by Russia.

    • @kompo5997
      @kompo5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tec-9
      Dont stop moving.

    • @shubhamsonsurkar3782
      @shubhamsonsurkar3782 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kompo5997 after the update you can't run and gun with Tec-9

    • @imgaylolxd8053
      @imgaylolxd8053 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shubhamsonsurkar3782 its a run and gun pocket sniper after the update you just cant spam it

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AK12, Sixty-ninE

  • @TheHandgunhero
    @TheHandgunhero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Here's my next suggestions:
    -Flamethrowers: Sadistic, and terrifying, Iconic across many games of all time. All fast paced run & gun shooters tend to feature one.
    -Crossbow: Iconic in many genres of games, from Medieval games, to shooters when you need a quiet option that reuses its ammo. Was a firm favourite of mine in Perfect Dark!
    -UMP: Usually the .45 variant in many modern shooters where you need an SMG that hits hard. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Counter Strike have both cemented the reputation of the game in particular.
    -Glock Pistols: Gangbangers, cops, personal defense... Glocks do it all and are very prevalent in many modern crime games.
    -Mosin-Nagant: The Mosin-Nagant has been a staple firearm of the former Eastern Bloc for a very long time. It emerged in 1891 and still sees use today. Many a WW2 shooter has featured the weapon, but it also has become iconic in many video games set in the present as well such as Day Z and Insurgency.
    -Steyr AUG: Space age looking, compact, and providing reliable firepower behind it. Popular in many modern shooters. Many sci-fi and futuristic games use guns similar in appearance too, due to its strange futuristic appearance.
    -PSG1: Not as popular as it once was, but this was in many video games seen as the ultimate modern sniper rifle that could do it all. The Metal Gear Solid series, Soldier of Fortune series and Delta Force come to mind with this one.
    -Lee-Enfield: Any WW2 shooter probably has one if it features the British. It's also in many WW1 shooters, with many different variants. Even appears today in the Middle East on the battlefields of Afghanistan.
    -Winchester Lever Guns: Any Western themed game is going to see one of these, they are so iconic its ridiculous.
    -Makarov PM: The ultimate Russian pistol, iconic from Cold War games, as well as modern shooters, spy games, seen as the bad guy pistol often times.
    -MAC-10: The gangbangers favourite. Loads of a firepower that you can hide in your pocket. The bad guy SMG.
    -M203: When you want to annihilate everyone in the room with a single shot, switch to this instead of your rifle. Modern military shooters are almost guaranteed to showcase one.
    -RPG-7: See that enemy tank or vehicle? It's no more. Modern military shooters, a terrorists favourite against vehicles. Also great for many action Hollywood esque games, when the bad guy needs to cause absolute destruction.
    -MP40: The Nazi gun. I can't think of a single WW2 shooter in Europe that will not showcase this gun. It's a defining weapon of any WW2 game.
    -MG42: The Nazi turret. Most WW2 shooters will showcase this weapon, and it's generally combined with absolutely horrifying levels of ripping noises when its fired due to the sheer rate of fire. When you want to know how it feels to be pinned down by an enemy and accepting that you're probably going to die where you are, try and face off against a bad guy's MG42.

    • @RiotousRaichu
      @RiotousRaichu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      giving you a like because your comment's underrated

    • @XGhostReignX
      @XGhostReignX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice description.

    • @Zelousmarineinspace
      @Zelousmarineinspace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Aidan Templeton
      The Flamethrower is the most likely.
      From the Dawn of man's discovery of Fire, to the Greek Fire, to world war 1 & 2, to the Vietnam war with Agent Orange, to the Geneva banning fire weapons, to how they work in games being somehow close range when they can be long range.

    • @IzaakClifford
      @IzaakClifford 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aidan Templeton That was a video like this in 1 minute.

    • @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825
      @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot the panzerfaust a Nazi Anti tank weapon using HEAT rounds which was made before the RPG.
      STG 44 which inspired the AK-47 but not as reliable
      Luger P08 Classic German pistol
      M1 Carbine the American rifle used by the boys in the sky
      M3 "Grease gun"'very reliable and controllable SMG used by the Americans and replaced the Thompson
      FG-42 a Nazi paratrooper assault rifle that used full rifle rounds

  • @hackal_jackal9745
    @hackal_jackal9745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy could make a sock sound deadly

  • @poodlescone9700
    @poodlescone9700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    P90: killing Goaulds since 1990.

  • @livez9053
    @livez9053 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    You are wrong!! This gun was designed to rush B!

    • @MegaUltraGnomeHunter
      @MegaUltraGnomeHunter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I was disappointed that "Rush B" was not the closing sentiment of the video :(

    • @vertox5351
      @vertox5351 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kizbubsy RUSKI

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      but he did mention that p90 often related to noobs rushing bomb sites

    • @shojyn7643
      @shojyn7643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kizbubsy *CYKA BLYAT* intensifies

    • @blobbem
      @blobbem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RUSH B, NO STOP!

  • @goofyzuniga5611
    @goofyzuniga5611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I love you ahoy. Your content is so inspiringly seamless. Keep it up!

  • @Cheecken
    @Cheecken ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think this is one of those "perfect" videos for my tastes. Writing is great, pacing is good, visuals are top notch and god the music just sticks with me! I come back to this video every now and then and it keeps being just as good as it was the last time I watched it. Definitely taking notes for my own work, thanks Ahoy!

  • @crispdonkey2222
    @crispdonkey2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the best composed videos I've seen in a while. It's clear to see the sheer amount of effort that goes into your content. Subscribed!

  • @turbocavalli
    @turbocavalli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    Mp5:*exists*
    P90:I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @maximnikolaev6627
      @maximnikolaev6627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sadly they veto'd it, like he said in the video

    • @mkelebay
      @mkelebay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      German government: I'm about to prevent this mans career from ever starting.

    • @zgSH4DOW
      @zgSH4DOW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not only did it not defeat the MP5, the entire idea of the PDW has been determined to be worthless

    • @TheFuri0uswc
      @TheFuri0uswc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can't replace mp5 if Belgium doesn't exist.

    • @liljojo8813
      @liljojo8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Turbo Cavalli mp5 is way better than the p90 In rainbow six siege

  • @pixxel8637
    @pixxel8637 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2212

    Now I feel kinda sorry for the P90 rejected in CS:Go

    • @pixxel8637
      @pixxel8637 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      rincam5 Cuz the P90 is known as a noob weapon.

    • @jaxstandifer3382
      @jaxstandifer3382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      rincam5 Stop watching meme videos, DMG really isn't a brick wall, the brick wall is where the aim requirements catch up with you, so you can't spray anymore.

    • @Rotbeam99
      @Rotbeam99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      haha at least ur honest

    • @lordtachanka8813
      @lordtachanka8813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      pixxel RUSH M1014

    • @LMvdB02
      @LMvdB02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      P90 needs to be buffed

  • @Lightblinder
    @Lightblinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    FN just keeps getting trolled by the higher ups, first the us screws up the FAL then germany screws up the P90

  • @the8madness905
    @the8madness905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    POV: You have returned to see this after seeing Forgotten Weapons' video.
    Welcome back.

  • @Kavaeric
    @Kavaeric 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    [Ahoy voice]
    In a bout of confidence, and with a tremendous lead, the hare decided to take a nap, underneath a shady tree, at the midpoint of the race, confident the tortoise would not overtake him.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "The Tortoise - Slow & Steady. Clever. The Champion."

    • @WrongKeycard
      @WrongKeycard 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take me......

  • @Boundertree
    @Boundertree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I have an unreasonable love for this weapon purely because of Stargate.

    • @joshsatterwhite1571
      @joshsatterwhite1571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Joppe Kroeze "This [Goa'uld staff] is a weapon of terror. It's made to intimidate the enemy. This [P90] is a weapon of war. It's made to kill your enemy."

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joppe Kroeze and counter strike

    • @overlord165
      @overlord165 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!

  • @gumbgumber4018
    @gumbgumber4018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love when people talk about stargate it’s the most underrated sci-fi series of all time!

    • @magmus2
      @magmus2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hardly underrated, it was massive at the time.

  • @kylekyle8790
    @kylekyle8790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ahoy with his calm and informative lets me go to sleep at night. I listen to him when I cant go to sleep (which is often) and now I understand how several famous guns work and the history behind them. Even before touching a gun you can learn to respect and understand that it's not only a wepon but a tool.

  • @vuki968
    @vuki968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    FIve_Seven + p90?
    This has to be a Silver 3 Lobby

    • @DannyPlaysStuff
      @DannyPlaysStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I find it easier to kill with it than Deagle in eco rounds....
      42 .50 Action Express bullets vs 120 5.7 Lapua Magnum bullets? Yeah I'd take the latter any day....

    • @1nkyo
      @1nkyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      USE THE ONE WID BEST SKIN GODDAMNIT

    • @thepuffinman1055
      @thepuffinman1055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The p90 pulls head shots like nobodies business and the five seven is the king of pistols

  • @Mr_Wholegrain
    @Mr_Wholegrain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Ahoy: *Explains the history of the weapon as well as the power and other feats it provides*
    Me: *When I use it in games* looks very cool and makes the good pewpewz hehe

    • @yellowasianman
      @yellowasianman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This does stuff and you need to reload from time to time. Ok im done here

    • @outsidercain3038
      @outsidercain3038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@yellowasianman me killz the baddies

    • @ZR3009
      @ZR3009 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah you know how the old me said the same thing

    • @yellowasianman
      @yellowasianman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@outsidercain3038 so the game is telling me get ammo and shoot at people. Seems easy enough

    • @chaosinsurgency6636
      @chaosinsurgency6636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But games all ways make a p90 usless

  • @AE-jo2fy
    @AE-jo2fy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this is the show that got me into gun history. This channel will always be one of my favorites!

  • @sammysmiles7086
    @sammysmiles7086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are just so timeless, they always feel like they were made yesterday amazing quality bravo

  • @Echelon111999
    @Echelon111999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    God bless this man. Dedicating his time into making top quality videos for our entertainment. Whenever i pour myself a tea and want to spend my time watching interesting videos, Ahoy comes to mind first!

  • @thatguy9419
    @thatguy9419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Honestly... Can you do some audio books for Audible or something? 1984 in your voice would be GOLD!

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or The Art of War by Machiavelli

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't even kid about something like that! The very thought of such awesomeness makes my heart race

    • @onpahanvaan
      @onpahanvaan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Osmorosvo Isn't the most famous Art of War at least written by Sun Tzu? Machiavellis most well known book I think is the Prince (Il Principe). (Suomeksi Ruhtinas)

  • @vladimirgluten7251
    @vladimirgluten7251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “How do you cram 50 rounds into such a small package?”
    Me: hmmm, small bullet

  • @killermooseflie
    @killermooseflie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is tangential but relevant: I showed my mother your video and it turns out she's watched the director's commentary on SG-1. The reasons the P90 became the standard armament was for two reasons: for filming and at the request/suggestion of the air force. Amanda Tapping was substantially smaller than the other actors and it wouldn't do to have her dwarfed by her weapon, also because it was small and light it wouldn't draw attention from what was being said in the show's many strolling conversations.
    The air force which consulted for the show also requested that the show clean up it's representation of them a bit, in terms of guns they had a "whatever they felt looked coolest at the time" sort of attitude. The air force consultant suggested the P90 as what they would equip a squad with for this sort of job. It turned out all for the best as the directors liked it a lot, because the squad could trade magazines and it equalized the visual weight across the squad and the other reasons mentioned above.

  • @tobos8909
    @tobos8909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    6:46 there's being a sore loser then there's that

    • @dimitripia5156
      @dimitripia5156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tony O'Neill Took the words right out of my mouth

    • @tobos8909
      @tobos8909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dimitri Pia And we thought America was bad for the "Homegrown" bias

    • @erebostd
      @erebostd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tony O'Neill and then they prohibited both guns for private use in Germany. To dangerous. ;)

    • @limaecho2475
      @limaecho2475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ALL Full-Auto guns are prohibited in germany (exeptions are military and police)

    • @no1DdC
      @no1DdC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which is perfectly reasonable. No civilian needs such a weapon.

  • @muck1301
    @muck1301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    I love his voice.

    • @Nate-cu4vl
      @Nate-cu4vl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      he has a "history channel" voice

    • @summitsummit3634
      @summitsummit3634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ben Hadad sounds just like a science teacher at my school.

    • @ZaggerG
      @ZaggerG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ben Hadad not only that but every sentence is short and concise and you can tell every word is carefully chosen and adds a lot to the video.

    • @justalpha9138
      @justalpha9138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish more people could say that to me. All I get is this: "Oh my god, are you 12?" "You're such a fag." It's only when I talk to others and sing that I actually get admired. So sad. :(

    • @guardian9394
      @guardian9394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben Hadad Has anyone else noticed that he sounds just like Sean Bean?

  • @christopheranderson4650
    @christopheranderson4650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m late to the show but I’ve never been more happy to discover these weapon essays as I am right now.
    Makes me wonder what else I’m missing on TH-cam

  • @justarandomguy9234
    @justarandomguy9234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    the p90's ammunition is actually made from salty silver tears.

  • @albertobarbosa5905
    @albertobarbosa5905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    P90: You can't make me shit
    CSgo:Hold my beer

    • @supershoo4518
      @supershoo4518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      it's not even bad in csgo, it's just nowhere near as cost effective as the rest of the smgs

    • @BasedGarlicMan
      @BasedGarlicMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dang Duc Anh it's so good in csgo, you can decimate with it at any rank below eagle.

    • @CunnyMuncher
      @CunnyMuncher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But it's all the more fun to shoot, and that's what truly matters.

    • @DarkGharren
      @DarkGharren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But only because the average DMG takes 20 rounds of crouch-spraying with the AK to kill someone. You can decimate with any weapon below Eagle.

    • @dreidrei9730
      @dreidrei9730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

  • @geoffsails
    @geoffsails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have 2 of the FN PS90(Commercial use P90, Semi Auto, but still uses the 5.7x28mm) and they are so much fun to shoot. They weigh barely anything and have almost no recoil. They are also deadly accurate even at a distance. A truly amazing weapon that deserves much more credit.

  • @michaelkclark6981
    @michaelkclark6981 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another commit. Your transitions are brilliant as you talk about the countries and their flags.

  • @thegooddoctor413
    @thegooddoctor413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Germans: you dont like our gun? fine, we reject you!
    Belgiums: yeah, well that's just your opinion man! we dont need you either!
    one of the greatest dramas between lamas

    • @raven4583
      @raven4583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Belgians*

    • @secondpath5148
      @secondpath5148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Magni56 American Standard for years was .30 caliber as the minimum cartridge. The m14 was chosen in place of the FAL Or G3 which were superior options because of generals in the military favoring American designs. The switch to 5.56x45 was made by almost every part of NATO.

    • @pmckinlay653
      @pmckinlay653 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bailey Washington or indeed, the .280 British in M14. That would be the ideal...

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magni56 I thought they said 6.5

  • @edbezant1105
    @edbezant1105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    suggestions for the next series:
    - M4
    - MP40
    - MG42
    - PPSh-41
    - M2 Browning
    - MP7
    - UMP
    - G36
    - Glock
    - FN Minimi
    - FN MAG
    - M40

    • @jessesimmons9238
      @jessesimmons9238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ed bezant like go see Glock and PPSH-41/PPS-42

    • @gordonfreeman1951
      @gordonfreeman1951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ed bezant BAR M1918

    • @oceanman3804
      @oceanman3804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ed bezant SA80

    • @weakestlink20
      @weakestlink20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mosin-Nagant and M1897 Trench Gun for me.

    • @fcos1921
      @fcos1921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ed bezant 700. NITRO

  • @FAIZAFEI
    @FAIZAFEI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    50 round, high rate of fire, high velocity, high damage, penetrate armor, and still can hit broadside of barn.
    Perfect.

    • @MilkyRob
      @MilkyRob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was 20 years ago, and it was pretty weak even back then

  • @nataliemorett1911
    @nataliemorett1911 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I always loved this gun in video games the reload and the NOISES AND EVEN THE MAGAZINE BULLET HOLDING WAS AMAZING

  • @londonlulu
    @londonlulu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Ideas
    Flame thrower
    Glock
    Winchester 94
    Aug
    Barret 50 cal
    Famas
    Remington 870

    • @TheAirsoftVigilantes
      @TheAirsoftVigilantes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pinepy I would really like to see the AUG and glock

    • @londonlulu
      @londonlulu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judson Joist I do there so basic yet so effective

    • @kokosDNA
      @kokosDNA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      G3A3

    • @mous759
      @mous759 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like to see the AUG in one of these.

    • @thesnatcher721
      @thesnatcher721 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pinepy better Glock,you know there's never a gun have a square shape