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  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6291

    Who would win:
    a.) An Italian arms manufacturer that had been making arms since the 1500s
    b.) A dude who had invented 17 things, making his first gun

    • @jakubzidek
      @jakubzidek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

      One day you invent a soluable toilet paper, the next day you invent a gun that takes over the world.

    • @randomnepali7772
      @randomnepali7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      @@jakubzidek Zero to Hero: Weapons manufacturers hate him!
      How did he do it? Click here to find out!

    • @user-pq4by2rq9y
      @user-pq4by2rq9y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      A dude who earns a living making Tupperware*

    • @bouvardc.2334
      @bouvardc.2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would take the m9 over the glock any day. I am not a military guy though and they look for different things.

    • @MrLolx2u
      @MrLolx2u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@bouvardc.2334 The M9 wasn't that good in honesty. Initially at least.
      When it was 1st released, the Glock had no issue but the M9 or the 92 at that time had a catastrophic failure and that's the slide could be easily dislodged when you just grab the slide, push it slightly back and then yank it forwards and the whole barrel assembly and the slide could come out. This raised some form of concern for police force that had gotten it and it became a big hoohah in the gun community and Beretta had to call in many of their pistols just to fix the issue.

  • @maliciousbendover2087
    @maliciousbendover2087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

    Beginning: This gun is ugly.
    End: It's Perfect.

    • @podmonkey2501
      @podmonkey2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Its both. They have a tendency to really grow in the owner, after awhile disdain for its boxy appearance can turn to admiration for its efficient design and function. Or not, to each their own.

    • @halo10001
      @halo10001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@podmonkey2501 yeah but there are some really nice slides out there that make the gun beautiful in its own right.

    • @nothoundyy
      @nothoundyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      halo10001 yes yes yess!

    • @UberJamesMan
      @UberJamesMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's a reference to the phrase "Glock perfection"

    • @somerandomassguyontheinter2869
      @somerandomassguyontheinter2869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the glock is the butterface of the gun world. it does it’s job, and does it very well, but it’s not the most beautiful looking pistol out there.

  • @teawithaura
    @teawithaura 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +908

    Dec. 27, 2023. Rest in peace, Gaston Glock. Your ingenuity for polymer set the gold standard for what a handgun can do and became holstered by just about the whole world.

    • @JoseHernandez-xv2bt
      @JoseHernandez-xv2bt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      I just found about his passing. I’m quite sadden that’s he no longer alive, but damn did he leave a legacy

    • @Tau-5-weeb
      @Tau-5-weeb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      man made a pistol you can 3d print o7

    • @pvt.potato1943
      @pvt.potato1943 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@Tau-5-weebNot really, still requires a metal slide and barrel.

    • @mdenizcoban
      @mdenizcoban 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pvt.potato1943 there are industrial machines that can literally 3D print metal or at least similar stuff inside sand though

    • @ocnarf40
      @ocnarf40 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@mdenizcobanare they fit to tolerate the pressure of a 9mm going off, however?
      I doubt so

  • @generalgreevus8773
    @generalgreevus8773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3218

    Me to my 2 glocks: "Don't listen to him. You're not ugly you're beautiful and I love you both."

    • @Alex44809
      @Alex44809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Man you americans are mad. In germany youre not allowed to carry a firearm but I would love to own a Glock 19, the most beautyful Pistole in my eyes. But I think in 45ACP the 1911 is a bigger beauty.

    • @felixc.3444
      @felixc.3444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@Alex44809 Germany has its fair share of funny laws, like not showing harm on law enforcement in games (unless that’s defunct)

    • @Alex44809
      @Alex44809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@thebigsad5402 yes Switzerland got very liberal gun laws, but when you cross the border to germany the border control will search your car so its quite difficult to bring guns to germany. And even if I got one, I would go to prison if I would use the gun for home defense. I served two years in the military and I know how to use a firearm but the only thing I can defend my family with is a baseball bat or a kichen knife... I think of should be easier to buy a gun in germany.

    • @Itstwofourteen
      @Itstwofourteen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Alex44809 I prefer the US' mantra of "you are ultimately responsible for your own safety." Coming from Brasil, where you couldn't own weapons and the police was (at the time) completely ineffective and/or corrupt as all hell, that idea was incredibly refreshing.
      As soon as I had money for it, the very first pistol I bought was a Glock. The damn thing just runs great and is pretty accurate.
      Hell, it's the fucking Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla of the handgun world. In other words, boringly reliable lol.

    • @Itstwofourteen
      @Itstwofourteen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Alex44809 ...mind you, tho, that every state in the US is different in regards to weapons ownership.
      Some are pretty lax, while others make gun laws in Europe seem tame by comparison. Most states fall somewhere in between, and a Concealed Weapons License from one state is usually reciprocal in some other states (not always the case tho, and some state rules may apply too.)

  • @Vintay
    @Vintay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    Titles in 2018: The origin of the glock explained'
    Titles in 2019: *glock*

  • @fastony9659
    @fastony9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2168

    As my uncle says about Glocks;
    Pro: it shoots like a Glock
    Con: it shoots like a Glock

    • @berbtheguy
      @berbtheguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      @Jeffrey Epstein wait a fucking minute

    • @mhavy_v6
      @mhavy_v6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Jeffrey Epstein you're still alive eh?!

    • @mryam5015
      @mryam5015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Jeffrey Epstein who killed u

    • @vincentprime740
      @vincentprime740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its a very destructive squirt gun.

    • @chaospanda9000
      @chaospanda9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anthony Sanchez glock >everything’s else

  • @LaikaTheG
    @LaikaTheG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2149

    NATO: “Are ya winning son?”
    Beretta: “I got beat by a damn shovel maker!”

    • @huidromrajendrasingh692
      @huidromrajendrasingh692 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So no?

    • @PilotTed
      @PilotTed ปีที่แล้ว +24

      NGL I would take a Berreta 92 over a glock 17 or 19. I just love their look and compared to the glock, they really don't have any shortcomings.

    • @ctrain149
      @ctrain149 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@PilotTed I actually think the Beretta is more fun to shoot too. Sure it needs some lube but I'm not exactly out in combat every day so no big

    • @LordTrashcanRulez
      @LordTrashcanRulez ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PilotTed I used to like the Berreta too but now I prefer the glock, generic look aside it's better in every single way

    • @dioarya6275
      @dioarya6275 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Steyr AUG, being a marvel of polymer-made firearms that inspires Gaston Glock: *The future is now, old man...*

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6406

    You’re telling me that the Glock was the seventeenth invention, EVER, of a guy who didn’t even make guns beforehand, and it managed to beat out not one, not two, but THREE heavyweight pre-established arms manufacturers? That’s not only impressive, that borders on underdog story. Frankly, it sounds too good to be true.

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +889

      Never underestimate just how badly established manufacturers will phone-in the designs of their new products. Mr. Glock was the only one in the competition who actually _tried_ to design a new handgun.

    • @SirAroace
      @SirAroace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      technically it his 17 patent, their may be other inventions he never patented.

    • @antrex6940
      @antrex6940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Says the man who wants to bolt a chainsaw cannon to 2406's arm..

    • @Jasonsminiadventure
      @Jasonsminiadventure 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      The mark of a natural born engineer.

    • @ethoman04
      @ethoman04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@antrex6940 lol i get the reference

  • @shooterDisease
    @shooterDisease 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2118

    Austria: *needs new pistol*
    Gaston Glock who specializes in shovels: I’m about to perform what’s called a ‘pro-gamer move’

    • @technicalactivity
      @technicalactivity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      this is an EPIC GAMER MOMENT

    • @ember5935
      @ember5935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      E P I C G U N G U Y M O M E N T

    • @_half
      @_half 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      E p i c g l o c k m o m e m t

    • @kiadimundi1400
      @kiadimundi1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Noooooo oooooooone makes pistols like Gaston

    • @uselessguy1
      @uselessguy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because Austria's military was a literal joke.

  • @hatendiscontent
    @hatendiscontent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4282

    "Welcome... to the default option" is such a great line.

    • @Gianski150
      @Gianski150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      And he put up the Payday 2 clip with the glock since its the starter weapon that started it.

    • @fakhriekananda9764
      @fakhriekananda9764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      CSGO Terrorist : "back at our start"

    • @Lucios1995
      @Lucios1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Gianski150 I was wondering why he didn't use the STRYK which is the game's version of the Glock 18

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      His ending quotes are always awesome

    • @Modernww2fare
      @Modernww2fare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought I was the only one. That line perfectly summarized the glock

  • @Chaud31423
    @Chaud31423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2914

    For early videogames, the rigid rectangle of the weapon was probably great to render while being recognizable.

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Duke 3D has a shockingly recognizable Glock as the starting pistol, considering you're mostly seeing the back and top of the slide.

    • @commscan314
      @commscan314 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ​@@DinsRuneHalf-Life also has an amazing Glock model for the era.

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Like the famas in metal gear 1.

  • @mutasim8590
    @mutasim8590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    "sometimes ugly is beautiful, and sometimes boring is exactly what you need"
    Now that's an inspirational quote

    • @Texghilsm
      @Texghilsm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am the 69th like

    • @mutasim8590
      @mutasim8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Texghilsm congrats

    • @kingofcrimson4177
      @kingofcrimson4177 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine telling that line to your date? 😂

    • @priitmolder6475
      @priitmolder6475 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@kingofcrimson4177 I did... went as you can imagine...

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    "Like a gun drawn by a child"
    Technically, AK-47s are also guns drawn by children

    • @solucian
      @solucian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well said my guy.

    • @Chris-yy5pj
      @Chris-yy5pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Brilliantly based

    • @slaughterround643
      @slaughterround643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think you're looking at it backwards; the AK influenced how people thought of guns to the point where, even to a child, that's the default

    • @enesduraku6087
      @enesduraku6087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@slaughterround643 r/woosh

    • @idunno402
      @idunno402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel bad for laughing

  • @mindshuffler3332
    @mindshuffler3332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2151

    "I've gotta be honest, this is kind of a boring weapon."
    But I'm willing to bet that you're just the person to make it sound interesting.

    • @sebastianvazquez2783
      @sebastianvazquez2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      And so he did.

    • @potatto8534
      @potatto8534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He made it more interesting than a rock

    • @ranwolf76
      @ranwolf76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@potatto8534 he can make a rock sound interesting

    • @Donkeymaster9000
      @Donkeymaster9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The Paperclip. Small, ubiquitous and very deadly in the hands of an SAS soldier

    • @ranwolf76
      @ranwolf76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Donkeymaster9000 just ask Bullseye

  • @tiredtomoko7889
    @tiredtomoko7889 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    RIP Gaston Glock
    July 19, 1929 - December 27, 2023

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    In memoriam, Gaston Glock, died today December 27, 2023. Just an outsider with an idea that changed the industry. The best kinds of firearms designers.

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      o7

  • @pussywran
    @pussywran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16522

    "Ahoy" the definition of quality not quantity

    • @Mike_roads
      @Mike_roads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      You can say that again but somebody please give ahoy More Resources

    • @theopenrift
      @theopenrift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Yet he has such a large catalogue of fantastic videos. Albeit spread apart from each other. It's amazing there's so many.

    • @rightshoe1188
      @rightshoe1188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The lethal version of colossal is crazy

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Many TH-camrs rush out content so quickly, that they make me forget how they've acquired so many subscribers in the first place. I'm glad Ahoy hasn't fallen into that pit with how few videos he's made lately.

    • @zephyrkds1839
      @zephyrkds1839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      SovietWomble join the chat

  • @ElliFong
    @ElliFong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6037

    "Civilian, police, military, gangbanger."
    Add scientist in orange suit to the list too

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      And special ops soldiers with a mask as well as..... Barney

    • @jordandalton9971
      @jordandalton9971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Gordon Freeman used an hk usp match actually. Hate to be that guy but

    • @Kingofekedalen
      @Kingofekedalen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@jordandalton9971 Only in Half Life 2. The pistol was a glock in the original Half Life.

    • @jordandalton9971
      @jordandalton9971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Kingofekedalen my mistake. As you were.

    • @prec1sion548
      @prec1sion548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Add the Phoenix Connection too!

  • @pistolpeteshoe5778
    @pistolpeteshoe5778 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Gaston Glock has just passed away recently on December 27, 2023. He now joins John Moses Browning, John Garand, Eugene Stoner, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Dieudonné Saive, and others as one of the most influential gun designers of all time.

  • @_amrbadr_
    @_amrbadr_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    0:18 the glock is so amazing , IT SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF.

    • @dang3r611
      @dang3r611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Of course it did. He used it to shoot the live sea mines they were carrying.

    • @trunorth8809
      @trunorth8809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@dang3r611 its a reference to the flex tape commercials

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve always known this Q-TE of MW3 was particularly outlandish, but this comment has made me question: Is it realistic? 9 mm isn’t a strong caliber, but the shells of those sea mines must be tougher than to be penetrated by 9mm. Are they?

    • @anormalhuman266
      @anormalhuman266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@holdguard4624 shhh just enjoy the jokee

    • @jakebell2294
      @jakebell2294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE

  • @DHDZ0304
    @DHDZ0304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4890

    Glock is rated E for everyone

    • @saberkiller4567
      @saberkiller4567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Just__Vibin__ only in America

    • @Halal_Dan
      @Halal_Dan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@saberkiller4567 We out here having self defense rights and shit

    • @themixer5029
      @themixer5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is this the trailer

    • @Halal_Dan
      @Halal_Dan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @John Mooney >need
      Kinda cringe

    • @yesatitsfinest
      @yesatitsfinest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think you mean K for kids ( only at the end of the barrel tho)

  • @dunamisd
    @dunamisd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4655

    The whole “tailor made for terrorists” thing sounds like an attempt from a rival to eliminate competition

    • @exoticcreature3059
      @exoticcreature3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      I call it propaganda. To imply that the people can't be trusted to have anything with tactical use. Hell, to imply the people can't so much as have 6 shots before reloading.

    • @romaliop
      @romaliop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      The greatest innovation of American weapons manufacturers. Banning the competition.

    • @cringothebot276
      @cringothebot276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      A lot of it was just political bluster to make people in the US distrust foreign firearms even more.
      "Remember: We only want the bad guns"

    • @exoticcreature3059
      @exoticcreature3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Raw cones Lets not forget the other fairy tales. 1) We're incapable of everything. Only government government can keep us safe and alive. At the very least this should make people realize the government is calling them stupid. 2) Every right in the Bill of Rights is under attack by thousands of 'laws' designed to make the Bill of Rights illegal........for our protection, of COURSE! :P

    • @mikuhatsunegoshujin
      @mikuhatsunegoshujin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Raw cones You, organize your own government. You don't need companies telling you what you should and shouldn't do, unfortunately they are in control of the government so you're already right.

  • @marianolaguzzi
    @marianolaguzzi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    I personally love the look of the Glock series of pistols. There's something so nice about its simple, boxy design

    • @sauravsinha8875
      @sauravsinha8875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Agreed

    • @nicholascauton9648
      @nicholascauton9648 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ditto. Simple, reliable, and effective is the best way to summarize the Glock.

    • @Operater_Silverhandman
      @Operater_Silverhandman ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @bitmikealerts_lol
      @bitmikealerts_lol ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Glock does have a certain je ne sai quois. Reminds me of "brutalist" architecture or something, beauty and aesthetic found through simple shapes and harsh lines.

  • @Trav117x
    @Trav117x 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Gaston Glock
    1929-2023
    Rest in Peace
    “The Glock: Neutral. Universal. Perfect.”

  • @zodual8539
    @zodual8539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7223

    dude imagine telling someone "ay i got a new glock" and pulling out a doorknob

  • @izzdin6228
    @izzdin6228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    Other guns: Has a stereotype
    Glock: Rated E for everyone
    Damn guys, 1.5k likes? Thanks guys.

    • @ThePendzel94
      @ThePendzel94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well... Glock has most stereotypes of all handguns combined except maybe for P08 Parabellum Luger :P. Really.

    • @arteonyx
      @arteonyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Glock is like the Mid-Range spec pistol that u get in rank 1. And it's fun.

    • @BiggieCheeto
      @BiggieCheeto 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      E for irrelevant

    • @AD-dm7bm
      @AD-dm7bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rated E for everyone 10 and up

    • @LastDollie
      @LastDollie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @AutisticJester77
    @AutisticJester77 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The man just died recently, I decided to watch this video in remembrance of the man

  • @SalveASMR
    @SalveASMR 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Rest in Peace Gaston Glock. You made the slickest modern guns. 🕊️

    • @nicholascauton9648
      @nicholascauton9648 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He now joins the hall of fame of gun designers like Eugene Stoner, Mikhail Kalashnikov, and John Moses Browning.

  • @jsdima9113
    @jsdima9113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    “Neutral. Universal. Perfect.”
    That’s glock. “Glock perfection.”

  • @godofchips6288
    @godofchips6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Beretta: Making guns is an art form.
    SIG: friendly fire is overrated.
    Colt: Stopin Powa.
    IMI: STOOOOOPING POWAAAAA.
    HK: it just works meatbag.
    Glock: *gun*

    • @HominaHubba
      @HominaHubba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      God Of Chips the HK one needs to sound more condescending and rich. Like “it just works, you poor meatbag”

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Glock: I make gun. It good. It go "pew pew".

    • @tavovat
      @tavovat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i’m not even into guns like that but this comment funny asf 😭

    • @potlick18
      @potlick18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HK: Stop being poor

    • @potlick18
      @potlick18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SIG: Send in Gun

  • @sharpkniveinlatvian1746
    @sharpkniveinlatvian1746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    I swear, Ahoy can make anything sound badass
    "What makes an utensil timeless is simple"
    "It can serve it's users for generations, and ensure that any attempt of replacement will be proven inadequate"
    "And for centuries, this one has done exactly that"
    "The pencil, a student's best friend for any adversary"

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @softlysnowing3959
      @softlysnowing3959 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me, with a pen:

    • @DashingSteel
      @DashingSteel ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ahoy after watching John Wick

    • @latetodaparty
      @latetodaparty ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ahoy after playing hitman:

    • @ReimersLeDumb
      @ReimersLeDumb ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "But how did the pencil became such a friend of us?"
      "What makes them be so useful in the long way of a student or an agent, being yet, so simple?"
      "And is actually the number 2, the number one?"

  • @phoenixnfa
    @phoenixnfa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    RIP Gston Glock

    • @TheSundayShooter
      @TheSundayShooter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐅 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐚𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬

    • @762x69
      @762x69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TheSundayShooter F

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A real one ☝️

  • @josiahricafrente585
    @josiahricafrente585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    Gaston Glock?!
    “NNNNOOOOOOOO OOOOONNNNE....”
    “Shoots like Gaston,”
    “Makes guns good like Gaston...”
    ....I’ll uh show myself out now....

    • @BRindustries
      @BRindustries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "No-one sprays 9mm bullets like Gaston!"

    • @danteherrera5087
      @danteherrera5087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No no... Continue.

    • @JackClockerinos
      @JackClockerinos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@BRindustries "I'm especially good at gun modifying"
      "17 rounds for Gaston!"

    • @kaiflood6061
      @kaiflood6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      When I was a lad I shot 5 dozen rounds, so that I could get *large*!

    • @m0n0x
      @m0n0x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I swear to god, get back in here and finish the eldritch horror you started to create

  • @DragonDoFogo
    @DragonDoFogo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4578

    “Sometime ugly is beautiful, and sometimes boring is exactly what you need”
    That’s a pick up line I could use xD

    • @thunderb00m
      @thunderb00m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Did it work?

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      @@thunderb00m Dude can't reply anymore. He is drowning in the puss.

    • @tsrmmercy836
      @tsrmmercy836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@DaveSmith-cp5kj no no no, He is to busy you see. He has puss to destroy.

    • @masonzhang1792
      @masonzhang1792 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lemme know when it works! ;)

    • @cortex8239
      @cortex8239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cringe. Fucking XD In the modern day?

  • @GiRaTiNaKoS
    @GiRaTiNaKoS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Rest in Peace Mr. Shovel Maker

  • @thegamingfrisian5337
    @thegamingfrisian5337 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    R.I.P Gaston Glock

  • @Misha-dr9rh
    @Misha-dr9rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3341

    "Gaston Glock"
    NO ONE SHOOTS LIKE GASTON
    NO ONE GUNSMITHS LIKE GASTON

    • @cheezcake252
      @cheezcake252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      beauty and the beast alternate universe be like:

    • @sapateirovalentin348
      @sapateirovalentin348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Beauty and the best: high school musical

    • @cheezcake252
      @cheezcake252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sapateirovalentin348 oh-

    • @anothrnoml
      @anothrnoml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @Schregger
      @Schregger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@sapateirovalentin348 Im and both cringing and laughing at that image... then again, Im imagining the song number in question, but with Gaston's head replaced by a Glock 17...

  • @empathytrail4758
    @empathytrail4758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    He knows weapons
    He spits facts
    But most importantly
    We need the puns back

    • @floyddog2283
      @floyddog2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I miss the puns so much

  • @CWstealth20
    @CWstealth20 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Long live the King, Gaston Glock

  • @Susul-lj2wm
    @Susul-lj2wm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    getting this recommended today, the day Gaston Glock died

  • @dwschoenleber
    @dwschoenleber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Ahoy: *sees Glock's geometrical design*
    Ahoy's mind full of insults: "Anyway I started blasting"

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean it *IS* kinda boring and ugly.

    • @tresended
      @tresended 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eh, I like it personally. Geometric and weird designs are my favorite.
      I’m not even much of a firearm guy but the Glock and KRISS Vector are my personal bests.

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tresended Well, I imagine it's kinda more a "My first car" kinda deal. You just have allot of good memories with it. Or, maybe you like it, and I'm far too opinionated.
      Probably the last.

    • @tresended
      @tresended 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get why people don’t like the design too much since compared to other handguns it’s definitely bland, so I understand it kinda.
      I’m more of a minimal/utilitarian person so the geometrical design of it appeals to me a lot.

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tresended I get that I guess, you do you.
      Just, for the love of Christ, don't paint it.

  • @8ozz287
    @8ozz287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    This guy can talk about the shit he took this morning and still make it sound interesting

    • @IskenderCaglarM41B441
      @IskenderCaglarM41B441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      There is an interesting saying about someone who has charismatic voice:
      "you can swear my family till morning and I wouldn't say anything"

    • @engieknight
      @engieknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      This morning, a monster was created.
      Brown. Deadly. Smelled like bodies.
      It was 9:42 AM when a man named Ahoy felt an odd sensation. 20 minutes later, he made one of the greatest weapons. It was his own human shit.
      The GIANT SHIT HE TOOK THIS MORNING was created. Adopted in 2008, It fired .45 ACP rounds and it had such capabilities such as the fact it could kill a man within 200 meters, and could penetrate kevlar at 150. No amount of air freshener could fix it, and soon it had to be banned. The U.S banned the weapon among other deadly weapons merely 2 years after it's conception, and the geneva convention, along with many other weapons at the time, had banned this weapon. Only 12 years after it's original conception, it was never to see war again, and retired to cinema.
      It was too powerful for it's time.
      The shit that forgot to lose it's smell.
      The double flusher.
      The shit I took this morning.
      Thanks for watching, Iconic Arms will return.

    • @baraqueobeme4720
      @baraqueobeme4720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@engieknight Not my proudest fap

    • @legacyofvrak
      @legacyofvrak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@engieknight im reading this out loud with his voice and I'm not sure how to feel

    • @8ozz287
      @8ozz287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@engieknight this is the best reply ive ever seen on youtube

  • @AlbanyHermes
    @AlbanyHermes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Rest in peace Gaston Glock

  • @ilovemalechickens
    @ilovemalechickens 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    RIP to my man Gaston! Gone too soon

  • @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872
    @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    Ahoy : "Glock As Secondary"
    Glock : it aint much, but its honest work.
    no thanks for likes, doesn't give me money.

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      PUBG in arcade sniper battle,
      Glock 18 is litterally the most wanted weapon in the mode.

    • @matiasfpm
      @matiasfpm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol. Like n° 1k

    • @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872
      @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ReySchultz121 wat about Glock 17?

    • @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872
      @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matiasfpm Danke Schön

    • @spinyslasher6586
      @spinyslasher6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872 Glock 17 is semi auto. In sniper battle Glock 18 is the only full auto weapon aside from the VSS so it's the most wanted and also the most rare. I find more AWMs in my games than Glock 18s.

  • @Whatshuangdoin
    @Whatshuangdoin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10877

    “I gotta be honest, this kinda a boring weapon”
    Able to entertain me for 10 minutes straight

    • @wanchorman472
      @wanchorman472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      best of all it's a reference to his subreddit

    • @mannemarco333
      @mannemarco333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not even 10 minutes but Okkkkkkk

    • @royaltygaming_K
      @royaltygaming_K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mannemarco333 about bruv.

    • @HoangNguyen-oz4fj
      @HoangNguyen-oz4fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hello there fellow Vietnamese! Quite a pleasant surprise.

    • @royaltygaming_K
      @royaltygaming_K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@HoangNguyen-oz4fj THEY ARE IN THE TREES.
      *Begins to spray an m60 before the gun itself just fucking dies*

  • @inthegabberstudios7839
    @inthegabberstudios7839 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Watching this again in memory of Gaston Glock

  • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
    @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    This dude used his God voice to discuss Glock references in gangster rap.

    • @keklulu332
      @keklulu332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      glad to hear I wasn't the only one to find it hype af

    • @cebruthius
      @cebruthius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "cock my glock" wtf! xD

  • @garlicbread941
    @garlicbread941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17049

    Imagine submitting a pistol to an army and getting beat by some shovel maker

    • @Theguitararcher
      @Theguitararcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1297

      Glock: You have witnessed only a fraction of my power.

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

      The equivalent would be like if John Deere won the next F1 championship

    • @squidscouch2169
      @squidscouch2169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      And at one point the curtain rods and door knobs. Glocks are awesome though.

    • @s1d3k1ckRO
      @s1d3k1ckRO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@alejandrorivas4585 it's like the Lamborghini of the weapon world lol

    • @BlueShift2000
      @BlueShift2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      In fact: Steyr makes cars (like the Supra and the G-Class and even more), Guns and Tractors.
      The links are to wikipedia and they are very interesting to read.
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_Steyr
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_Arms
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_Tractor
      Edit:
      Steyr is also known for the "Allradantrieb" for Mercedes and the Fiat Panda Sisley 4x4

  • @cathuru6841
    @cathuru6841 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    RIP Gaston, truly a titan will be missed

  • @Kyrian_W
    @Kyrian_W 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Coming back here on New Year’s Eve after learning Gaston Glock died a few days ago.
    RIP o7

  • @pimmemaster6173
    @pimmemaster6173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    "The Glock Is for everybody"
    Fun for the whole family

    • @Volatile127
      @Volatile127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      bring the kids!
      and the dog too!

    • @desupocalypse
      @desupocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Volatile127 "and the dog too"
      [ATF intensifies]

    • @balasankarajith2923
      @balasankarajith2923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *AMERICA 100*

    • @abdullahahsan9809
      @abdullahahsan9809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Goddamn It i was gonna comment that

    • @demilembias2527
      @demilembias2527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes, this is what like 30-40% of Americans actually believe.

  • @bandanafool1497
    @bandanafool1497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Me: i wonder what TH-cam recomends me toda-
    TH-cam: GLOCK

    • @gams8024
      @gams8024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roan Melaan ok

  • @sentient_trash
    @sentient_trash 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Rest in peace, Gaston

  • @ahmadsallehuddin7583
    @ahmadsallehuddin7583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "Between your faith and my Glock 9mm, I'll take the Glock". -Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @J14ernandez
      @J14ernandez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      End of days was underrated

    • @JeffyPDiddy
      @JeffyPDiddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So long as it’s on the California Handgun Registry. 🤗

  • @_Envous
    @_Envous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5022

    Dude can make anything sound dangerous and entertaining
    “A can, carrying ominous chemicals.
    One spray in the face, and you’ll feel like you’re blind.
    *The Pepper Spray.”*

    • @jackiceton4522
      @jackiceton4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      He could make a blanket

    • @re57k
      @re57k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      @@jackiceton4522 ...sound like a weapon of mass destruction

    • @kriegscommissarmccraw4205
      @kriegscommissarmccraw4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      And you read it in his voice too, entirely by accident

    • @_Envous
      @_Envous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      imagine having 123 likes 😳😳😳😳

    • @kurubyy
      @kurubyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *o m i n o u s c h e m i c a l s*

  • @famoterlhh4993
    @famoterlhh4993 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    rest in peace Gaston Glock
    he made striker fired pistols popular, and one of the most popular and customisable platforms

  • @ThatOneFriendlyDude
    @ThatOneFriendlyDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Fun little tidbit: the "Glock" in Insurgency: Sandstorm is actually based on the Polymer80, a series of partially-incomplete Glock-compatible frames designed to be finished by lawful home builders in the US as they aren't finished to the extent that they're considered firearms, and thus can be shipped and sold in the same ways as any other unregulated goods within the country; a pretty interesting way to work around trade dress concerns for a game considering the nature of the real counterparts.
    Even over a year later, this video (along with many others) is just fantastic to watch

  • @m1ndfr34k3
    @m1ndfr34k3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    The clock doesn’t dismiss you the glock does

    • @mostafaahmedibrahim2541
      @mostafaahmedibrahim2541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dismiss u from life

    • @thedovahkiin1999
      @thedovahkiin1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheDorkKnight 25 dismiss you from this comment section

    • @justanothercommenter8739
      @justanothercommenter8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      American schools in a nutshell

    • @alwest4472
      @alwest4472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _AMERICAN SCHOOL INTENSIFIES_

    • @lilacdragon346
      @lilacdragon346 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you have that backwards buddy, in my American school, you still have to ask permission to leave during a shooting. The entire country is heck.

  • @shadowprogram215
    @shadowprogram215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    "I gotta be honest this is kind of a boring weapon"
    how dare you say something so controversial yet so correct

    • @politickz6591
      @politickz6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Gëfägnïs Sïngäfëg how the fuck does this relate to liberals

    • @amaciado.19
      @amaciado.19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How the fuck does this relate to liberals²

    • @fetyrol7108
      @fetyrol7108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      People will always find a way to talk about politics.
      But what does this have to do with liberals?

    • @Camoguy-yl3nz
      @Camoguy-yl3nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gefagnis Bro as someone who is into poiltic's just stop. It does not relate to liberal's

    • @kaiflood6061
      @kaiflood6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Always gotta throw in your unwanted political opinions no one gives a fuck about

  • @cougar2k720
    @cougar2k720 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Gaston Glock, the reclusive engineer and tycoon who developed one of the world's best-selling handguns that revolutionized the industry, died on Dec 27, 2023 aged 94.

  • @spectre4326
    @spectre4326 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    R.I.P. Gaston Glock
    F

  • @craytoncaswell4558
    @craytoncaswell4558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3693

    "Ugly"
    Someone please show this man a Hi-Point

    • @scheise4433
      @scheise4433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      We don't speak that name around these parts.

    • @bruh4583
      @bruh4583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @Chill Sodaa yet they work...

    • @Apollo5752353
      @Apollo5752353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@bruh4583 and very durable!

    • @whatisausername99
      @whatisausername99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And have much spread, too!

    • @sk8terzane818
      @sk8terzane818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not gonna lie they look better than Lugers

  • @OksDingus
    @OksDingus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    “It’s just a gun. It’s just a gun that does its job extraordinary well.”

    • @Johntravoltaaaa
      @Johntravoltaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Unless it's csgo

    • @CloaksCosplays
      @CloaksCosplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Everyone who has ever had to summarize the glock has said nothing more than "it's not pretty but it gets the job done."

    • @juliantran4284
      @juliantran4284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Johntravoltaaaa i mean if u could aim

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      until it blows up in your hands.

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@juliantran4284 aim it all you want, its still a friggin BB pistol more or less

  • @MrGen5-_-
    @MrGen5-_- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    RIP MR GLOCK 🕊️

  • @thegoofyarchive8300
    @thegoofyarchive8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    Me: time to look some random vide-
    Ahoy: gun.
    Me: thanks but-
    Ahoy: *g u n*
    Edit: yay 5 minutes of fame.

    • @mindlessto0l
      @mindlessto0l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Me: actually, pewds just uploade-
      Ahoy: *G U N*

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ahoy: *G U N.*
      Perhaps for many people, this is their first thing that comes into mind when hearing the word.

    • @carlitos7508
      @carlitos7508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The redditor of wisdom ewww pewdiepie the racist and anti Semitic huy

    • @justaweeb9086
      @justaweeb9086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mindlessto0l hey that minecraft video looks coo-
      *_G U N_*

    • @carlitos7508
      @carlitos7508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Francisco Pizarro González yes

  • @HuyHoang-kx6wj
    @HuyHoang-kx6wj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6064

    "Welcome to the default option." Thats the most gaming words one could use to describe a glock

    • @gspapp
      @gspapp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice

    • @platiuscyndar9017
      @platiuscyndar9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      when did he say that?

    • @LydCal999
      @LydCal999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@platiuscyndar9017 right at the end of the video, it was the beginning of the conclusion

    • @PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber
      @PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@platiuscyndar9017 at 8:55

    • @Adam-oh3vu
      @Adam-oh3vu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      It's like an average office worker, nothing special, just there to get the job done.

  • @alphaneumerics
    @alphaneumerics 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    RIP Gaston Glock, you will be missed.
    1929-2023

  • @RhysKriegler
    @RhysKriegler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    RIP Gaston Glock 1929-2023

  • @ReSpark141
    @ReSpark141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1519

    imagine spending months engineering and calculating the perfect, reliable, and cheap sidearm, submit it to the U.S. Army, get it to testing, and get beat by an unknown company that never made a firearm

    • @Riley_MDS
      @Riley_MDS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh hi there Mate...
      Never expecting to see you watch Ahoy as well XD
      Edit: I'd still prefer to use Beretta 92 instead of Glock tbh... But I like both of their design

    • @ReSpark141
      @ReSpark141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Riley_MDS we seem to run into each other everywhere

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ReSpark141 It may be true love...

    • @ReSpark141
      @ReSpark141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@patrickfrost9405 what? no, he just happens to watch a lot of the content i watch

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ReSpark141 sssssssshhhhhh...

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Cashier: "So, will that be cash or plastic?"
    Robber: (draws glock)
    "Plastic."

    • @eliot.s_2672
      @eliot.s_2672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vito C *pays with plastic*

    • @CeaerCeaer
      @CeaerCeaer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      KiloB24 I’d say the same about you.

    • @eliot.s_2672
      @eliot.s_2672 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KiloB24 woosh

    • @CeaerCeaer
      @CeaerCeaer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EcloyJ _ I was about to do an r/ihavereddit on you then I realized you were the guy I was trying to defend, lmao.

    • @eliot.s_2672
      @eliot.s_2672 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ceaer Cear lmao, woosh is already kinda ironic af

  • @Anon_1003
    @Anon_1003 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    RIP to the greatest last name in history

  • @NatorGreen7000
    @NatorGreen7000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Rest in peace Glock.

  • @diel6755
    @diel6755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "I've gotta be honest, this is kind of a boring weapon"
    Just slap fade skin to it

    • @HaliOnRepeat
      @HaliOnRepeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ƓєηєяαƖ Ɛccнι you can get one hit headshots with it, can’t you?

    • @thing.
      @thing. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HaliOnRepeat no you cant. especially at really long ranges like t spawn to mid where you can hit him for 90

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only thing good about this is that it's free
      Also maybe it's range compared to the USP-S/P200
      USP-S gang here

    • @pudie8952
      @pudie8952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zedaddy3530 Burst fire at CQB can be lethal if used properly

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pudie8952 ikr I was only joking

  • @luiscastle9804
    @luiscastle9804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    When you’re ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you really are- Drax

  • @waterguy2886
    @waterguy2886 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    RIP Gaston glock

  • @MerihemXx
    @MerihemXx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    It is the world's gun! It's a gun that knows no stereotype. Military, law enforcement, competitor, civilian, terrorist, gang-banger... the Glock is loved by everyone! It's production eclipses the likes of the S&W Model 10 and even the Browning Hi-Power!

  • @GoblinKnightLeo
    @GoblinKnightLeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    "How did Glock become so popular?"
    Marketing, largely. Besides the marketing, the primary advantage is that they're dead simple guns, they're functionally indestructible and they'll eat almost any ammunition you shove in them.

    • @Science-ev1he
      @Science-ev1he 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And because it rhymes with a lot of things... LIKE CO - !

    • @redstromesoup6563
      @redstromesoup6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It can do anything you neednit to! It'll do the dishes, take the dog out for a walk, fly a helicopter. It can DO anything. DAMN this shit so good ove sold my car, karen took the kids, the US military currently outside my door but at least ill have my cock uh i mean my glock.

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AK o' pistols

    • @GoblinKnightLeo
      @GoblinKnightLeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MisterBones2910 Funnily enough the Glock is much better with sand and mud than the AK - the AK has a big open slot for the charging handle.

    • @danteinpuro319
      @danteinpuro319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eat almost any ammo you put in it...what about .50 AE the rounds used in the desert eagle, actually now that I think about it, it'll probably just destroy the gun itself

  • @TREX_04
    @TREX_04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2204

    Any other youtuber would have called the video "Let's talk about - the *Glock* "
    Ahoy: * breathes in * *G L O C K .*

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Big black *glock*

    • @cartonguy7738
      @cartonguy7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Nai_101 BBG

    • @themustardman219
      @themustardman219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Big Fucking Glock - BFG

    • @lolvapecat4523
      @lolvapecat4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice to see another one of us

    • @HazzyBeats
      @HazzyBeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah Yeah

  • @rjsgunsnstuff3322
    @rjsgunsnstuff3322 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Rest in peace Gaston Glock.

  • @ojsilva1975
    @ojsilva1975 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Rest In Perfection, Gaston Glock. (1929-2023) 🙏🏽

  • @Obsidian72
    @Obsidian72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2286

    "Its ugly, like a gun drawn by a child"
    me looking at the FP-45 Liberator: uhhhh what about now?

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      The FP-45 is a piece of art and you will respect it.

    • @legendaryweegee5331
      @legendaryweegee5331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@SniperOnSunday looks like a piece of modern art

    • @Ray.6406
      @Ray.6406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@SniperOnSunday Yeah fucking abstract art lmfao

    • @supremevodka1735
      @supremevodka1735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      FP-45 is pretty ugly to me

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ExDeeXD Music The caretaker art or William Utermohlen.

  • @duckmaneuvers
    @duckmaneuvers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "Tailor-made for terrorists.."
    No wonder Terrorists in the Counter-Strike series has Glocks as their default handgun

    • @satoru556
      @satoru556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao ikr

    • @subscribe4good
      @subscribe4good 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus its got that full auto which is a feature for the t side and a counterpart to the ct silencer

    • @suffer3828
      @suffer3828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@subscribe4good it's actually burst fire

    • @subscribe4good
      @subscribe4good 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suffer3828 yeah my bad, didn't want to be too detailed

    • @subscribe4good
      @subscribe4good 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Raw cones you're gonna need to bit a bit more specific lmao

  • @0Aoki
    @0Aoki 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Rest in peace, Gaston Glock.
    You and Mikhail Kalishnikov nearly died 10 years apart :(
    🫡

  • @freethinker3716
    @freethinker3716 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    RIP Mr Glock. Thank you so much Ahoy

  • @darthvader280
    @darthvader280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "Sometimes ugly is beautiful. And sometimes boring is exactly what you need"
    Sounds like a good pickup line. Thanks Ahoy.

    • @Foxxie0kun
      @Foxxie0kun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey, sometimes the pretty and interesting ones come with a lot of drawbacks and baggage to juggle with.
      That applies to both people and guns, too!

    • @andrewstewart1464
      @andrewstewart1464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The motto of daily driver Toyotas and concealed carry weapons alike.
      The Volkswagen Beetle moon lander ad says it best: "It's ugly, but it gets you there."

  • @frailty7280
    @frailty7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    I COMPLETELY MISSED THIS ONE
    TH-cam
    YOU HAVE *_CROSSED THE LINE._*

    • @liamellis9710
      @liamellis9710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I did not notice this until now.

    • @BudgiePanic
      @BudgiePanic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same here, unbelievable

    • @moth5724
      @moth5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @Darkels9
      @Darkels9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw it in my recommended so it's not *totally* being suppressed.

  • @beamboy07
    @beamboy07 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    rip mr glock csgo t side wouldnt have been the same

  • @lucca.machado_
    @lucca.machado_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    rest in peace gaston glock🙏🏻

  • @nedglitch6137
    @nedglitch6137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3254

    I love how Ahoy names these vids. It's literally just *G L O C K .*

    • @alexcarter8807
      @alexcarter8807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I know I wasn't sure if was a music video or what.

    • @L_WasTooShort
      @L_WasTooShort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know, right?

    • @bshivam2001
      @bshivam2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The *.* at the end is pretty significant too.

    • @ojoface208
      @ojoface208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's called a Glock because when you reload it and that top thingy goes back, it does a sound that sounds like GLOCK

    • @ojoface208
      @ojoface208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Theo Magalhaes Bubolz yes

  • @antaris905
    @antaris905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    "Next up: Barrels."
    Oh boy he's gonna talk about Donkey Kong and Jumpman isn't he?

  • @737215
    @737215 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    RIP Gaston Glock
    (12-27-2024)

  • @francesquare8708
    @francesquare8708 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    rest in peace mr glock 😔

  • @R3Levent
    @R3Levent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    "It's just a gun that does it's job extremely well" - Ahoy, 2019

    • @James-qn3wi
      @James-qn3wi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthew Loke It's actually a crap weapon. Don't use it.

    • @theeasternspy266
      @theeasternspy266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@James-qn3wi ah yes

    • @mrwhips3623
      @mrwhips3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "2019" comments are so stupid!

    • @SmotheredDreams
      @SmotheredDreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Booth Prove it.

    • @theeasternspy266
      @theeasternspy266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SmotheredDreams ima be real with you, I think he was being sarcastic... at least I hope he was

  • @Zargex
    @Zargex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7030

    It’s like Ahoy was born to talk about guns. He even has the voice for it.

    • @ellishilton6636
      @ellishilton6636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Kind of sounds like captain price from call of duty

    • @rover5058
      @rover5058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Ellis Hilton he sounds more like mactavish

    • @sneezindoggo6528
      @sneezindoggo6528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Veron Maybe he is actually. Because he sounds WAY to familiar to Soap MacTavish

    • @4dr45
      @4dr45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agree

    • @criminal_6877
      @criminal_6877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      In his old videos he’s less confident but you can see how his voice shaped over the years

  • @arthurcallahan4735
    @arthurcallahan4735 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    No one's slick as Gaston
    No one's quick as Gaston
    No one's polymer's as incredibly thick as Gaston
    For there's no gun in town half as manly
    Perfect, a pure paragon
    You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley...

  • @lewisquinn9094
    @lewisquinn9094 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Rest in peace Gaston Glock you will be missed

  • @ganjamcninja
    @ganjamcninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "Sometimes ugly is beautiful.
    And sometimes boring is exactly what you need."
    Describes me in a nutshell.

    • @Seb_No.13
      @Seb_No.13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here

    • @Sanford047
      @Sanford047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except i don't need you... I think

  • @thehumanairstrike4341
    @thehumanairstrike4341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I like how it’s not “The history of the glock” or “Glocks in history”
    It’s just....
    Glock.

    • @clitcrusader4897
      @clitcrusader4897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's all his gun videos

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      AHOY. Neutral. Simple. Perfect.

    • @_HaiLo_
      @_HaiLo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glock...
      Next episode
      MY
      C O C K

    • @notserpmale03
      @notserpmale03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They all are

    • @helpfulapple3125
      @helpfulapple3125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrlolkiller7 we wish that video could be made, unfortunately Ahoy doesn’t make videos on fake things

  • @Redsaber98
    @Redsaber98 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Rip Gaston Glock what you made is beautiful. It is the ultimate luxury -reliability. Rest easy legend.