Bad Dates I've Been On - STORY TIME!

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  • @raquell440
    @raquell440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Maybe you shouldn't go out with males u don't like?

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah maybe

  • @KateSara01
    @KateSara01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    lol i've had so many guys ask me my height, then tell me theirs and they're ALWAYS at least 2 inches shorter than they say. So funny

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      like we're gonna find out! just be upfront dudes

    • @tammyfoster-sapanara8043
      @tammyfoster-sapanara8043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I find the same thing. Last guy I dated I knew was 5'10. He went back on the dating sites after I dumped him, he's a NARC btw and kept saying he was taller. 5'11, 6'0. Why lie?? To me even if it's a small lie it's still a lie.

  • @JovanLatte
    @JovanLatte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "Why are you introducing me to all your friends I'm never gonna see them again" SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it's so true though!! haha

    • @rae7158
      @rae7158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahahaa

  • @oisinosborne2852
    @oisinosborne2852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The last bowling date I went dressed up in a pink tutu and rainbow socks it was from a joke through our texts thought it would be funny to make the date less awkward lol it worked.

  • @ColleenMcArdle789
    @ColleenMcArdle789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Literally I had a guy the same exact way you described him. Our first date was bowling and we went on a couple of dates and literally all we did was sit next to each arm by arm and it was so awkward. Also when it ended it was super weird. He said he wanted to be friends and I was like that was all we were?!?? And he got really sad. Glad that was over and now I have someone. You will find your someone

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahah we all have to go through those awkward moments to find the gems, that's for sure. mine is out there somewhere!

  • @shelby_myhre
    @shelby_myhre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i went on a date w a guy from tinder one time and we went on like a 10 min loop walk. when we got back (only 10 min of knowing each other) he was like "sooo we fckn at your place or mine?" Said goodbye and never spoke again hahah

  • @mdgsk824
    @mdgsk824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Active dates are the worst idea for first dates unless you just want any random person to do some activity with

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right? I feel like I can't get to know anyone! I'd rather sit down over dinner/drinks and talk

  • @leegriep75
    @leegriep75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I brought a girl to a sledding hill once and I wanted to use her as a sled but she said no. Good date though

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol what

    • @leegriep75
      @leegriep75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, what girl doesn't want to be ridden down a hill?

  • @sdot1822
    @sdot1822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As soon as you said clay “thirteen reasons why” was the first thing that came to mind‼️😱

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha same though! He's the only Clay I know

  • @gigi4266
    @gigi4266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    i disagree that a woman shouldn't have height as a standard. i'm not willing to give up wearing high heels, feeling protected, and having a guy be physically imposing. personality or not. no one should have to settle and be miserable.

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's fair! and if that's one of your requirements, you go girl. go search for what you want!

    • @aap5320
      @aap5320 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it's one of your requirements then you mustn't feel bad for having it. I feel really bad for shorter guys and it's not fair at all that they get passed over, I almost get annoyed on their behalf when people exclude them from the dating pool - BUT being honest, none of my boyfriends have been under 6ft. My partner right now is 6ft and he is the shortest guy I've ever dated... physically height and an imposing build is probably my main physical criterion!!

    • @gigi4266
      @gigi4266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aap5320 the shortest I'd go is 5'8 personally. Short guys can always just go for short girls though, so it's not a big deal. I don't like bulky, more lanky and muscular with a small to medium frame, like Ashton Kutcher.

    • @aap5320
      @aap5320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gigi4266 Yes I think 5'8 would be the absolute cutoff as I am 5'5 but realistically it is not likely I will go below around 5'11. I don't like super muscular or skinny. I like an average build or more often a husky build.

    • @gigi4266
      @gigi4266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aap5320 I'm paranoid that I'll be single til 35 and have no choice BUT to settle on a guy who is 5'5 like me...

  • @matte.glitter
    @matte.glitter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    omg that thumbnail cracked me up with the penguin being the only man u can trust lmao. I love your makeup btw!

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahah my life right now

  • @Rhedd30
    @Rhedd30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Your voice is so soothing

  • @kaitee99
    @kaitee99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You have such a relaxing voice omg

  • @Risharnec
    @Risharnec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ive had lots of tinder matches but no real dates. One guy I went fishing with and that was fun but hes not someone I'd date

  • @gigi4266
    @gigi4266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i clicked on this for the giant penguin. it makes me happy, i want to squish and hug it lol. my mother even looks like a penguin lmfao so that's mainly why i love them.
    this was actually uploaded on my birthday!
    and when you said jeff i thought of jeffrey dahmer (just finished watching my friend dahmer). then you said he could murder you and he was talking about his dinner oml.

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm obsessed with penguins haha happy late birthday! thanks for watching :)

    • @gigi4266
      @gigi4266 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tewsimple thanks!

  • @floradabella
    @floradabella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Does alcohol count as a warm beverage? Lmao cause it’s warm once it lands in my kidney

  • @breflections8127
    @breflections8127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just found your channel and I love it!

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      aw yay I'm so glad!

  • @rae7158
    @rae7158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    HAHAHA my first date with my boyfriend was bowling and we're about to celebrate our 5yr :P

  • @EternalBeautyy
    @EternalBeautyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You have a perfect voice for asmr!

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg thank you, that's such an honor haha

  • @noorjahan9727
    @noorjahan9727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    lmfaoo i love ur storytime videos

  • @CarrieDayton
    @CarrieDayton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love!!

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks my queen!!

    • @rxxrcousin
      @rxxrcousin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yesssss carrie

  • @louiloopinski8999
    @louiloopinski8999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yo i need that penguin

    • @louiloopinski8999
      @louiloopinski8999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just bought a penguin

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my penguin's my favorite thing I've ever bought haha

  • @lauraann7027
    @lauraann7027 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, you’re so funny! Btw I like your hair in this video. Can’t say I’ve had any “horror story” dates but I’ve met a fair share of freaks haha.

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you!!

  • @lilywellen5044
    @lilywellen5044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL LOVE THE INTRO!!!! I caught on who clay was and gary LOL

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh good. the others may not ring a bell because they weren't worth it LOL

  • @vide1930
    @vide1930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cute penguin tho.

  • @jamielynn.0313
    @jamielynn.0313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Girl, you are so funny! Love your personality (:

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aw thank you!!

  • @Piznick64
    @Piznick64 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is hinge? Never heard of that lol

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a dating app! Lets you put a little more info on your profile than Tinder

  • @aoifekillen1685
    @aoifekillen1685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always try to guess who the name is and I thought of Mike before you said it omg haha

  • @magikalblackness4838
    @magikalblackness4838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tfs 👍🏾

  • @PhillyLFC
    @PhillyLFC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’re awesome 😂 funny video!!

  • @hassant.i.8719
    @hassant.i.8719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why women dont want equality in pay for dates?

    • @tewsimple
      @tewsimple  6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm all for it! in my experience, a guy takes out his wallet to pay for the date and I always offer if he wants to split it in half. they say no, it's fine. so I don't ask again. if we're out getting drinks or something, he'll get the first round and I'll get the second round. I don't think you know how many women are fine with equal pay when going on dates.