@@HPBgirl I think he’s spiteful about it’s success bc all of his other videos take so much effort and hours of editing to make but we keep asking for videos about useless information which takes no effort at all and is super easy to do.
@@TotallyRoSaid I had a teacher who did that one time in 8th grade. We had one question from a book we read. The book we read however, was the shortened version and didn’t include the moment it referenced. The teacher than proceeded to instead of say, get rid of the question, he told us the answer ONCE and then proceeded to put the question on the FINAL EXAM!
I was trying that but I live in Springfield mo. Lots of weird weather facts but so confused because it seemed incomplete after 10 minutes it bugged me so much I had to roll over and start again To find I hadn’t missed a thing it was just a statement of temperature.
"Charlie Chaplin once entered a look alike contest of himself, and lost." Not only that, but he lost SPECTACULARLY. There was about 40 competitors, and he came 27TH. Lmao
“I should get out of here before they call the cops” Who walks into their garden to see a random person saying common names whilst a drone is spinning around them
OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I WAS KIDNAPPED AND THE GUY WOULD ONLY LET ME GO IF I KNEW THE TEMPERATURE OF Springfield, MO, USA, on 2/1/11 TUE (5:55am)
@@catchara1496 Temple University School of Pharmacy pharmacology lab last demonstration was feeding a bunny an oral lethal dose of nicotine. It was horrific. Two different kinds of seizures the last one so bad the bunny broke its own back. We were told at the time that bunnies unlike humans cannot vomit up a poison. Why was this demonstration done? To get our attention. Make no mistakes because stuff like this will happen to our human patients. In my 40 years of practice, if I ever have ANY doubt about a prescription, IT DOES NOT GET FILLED. I have thrown away thousands of dollars worth of compounds because I had doubt about how it was made. I remember that damn bunny like it was yesterday.
You forgot to mention my favourite bit! The Beatles' LOTR movie was turned down by Tolkein himself, due to having lived three doors down from them in 1964. He described the sounds of them practising as "indescribable", which I'm sure is a very evocative term for a writer of his calibre.
I assure you that eye-rolling had a "negative connotation" WELL before the 1980's! I was born in 1958, and, as early as kindergarten, an eye-roll toward either Mom or Dad would earn me a slap. They would say, "Don't you roll your eyes at me, young man!" It took a lot of discipline to curtail my eye-rolling activities! I'm sure any senior watching this video would absolutely concur with me. Facts that you get out of a book somewhere can't hold a candle to actual experience!
I like how this series started as a banal middle finger to one asshole commenter and now it’s one of the most popular series on the channel. It’s truly an inspiration
My roommate was fixated on hand washing his dishes, saying it saves water. I nearly lost my mind because there was still food stuck to pans and shit too he just sucked at hand washing.
You joke, but that’s actually where that comes from. Food tastes weird on a plane because of the pressure, so it’s enough of a universal experience to make a good joke.
_"911, what is your emergency?"_ - _"Yes, hello. There's a man, standing in a field... reading off popular baby names from the 50ies, while a drone circles him! COME QUICK!"_
Stay where you are. Do not try to confront him yourself. Bolt your doors and keep everything secure indoors. We would love to come, but there is a real crime going on somewhere and he is not black.
He sounds interesting and wise. You’re very lucky to have him as your grandpa. Obviously, none of us will be around forever, but he’s older than you are, so be sure to enjoy him as much as you can, and to appreciate having him in your life, and be sure that he knows how much you do. I wish I’d taken that advice while I still could. You still can, so take advantage of it.
I love the underlying frustration, the near resentment, that this series is somehow your most popular production. It almost certainly has some level of sincerity to it, and it works incredibly well on a comedic level. Like you are recognizing, and resigning yourself to the phrase "Give the people what they want." I love it. Also if you see this, do another panel at Visioncon. I missed the year you were there.
So the cost of gas in 2009 sent me down a little rabbit hole on gas prices vs oil prices. I get that there are other expenses beyond the cost of crude, but why is the cost of gas in 2023 around double what it was in 2009, while the WTI index is within a few dollars? It's corporate greed. That's it.
@Repent Repent yeah, nah. I'll sacrifice a newborn baby tonight as I beseech Baal to repeatedly enter you & bring you to the glory of the Prince of DARKNESSSSSSS, Lord of Evil, and mighty Pointed Phallus!!! HAIL SATAN! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
I feel like sometime in the future, Austin will release a video saying he's hidden a treasure somewhere in the world, and the clues to find it are within these videos.
Rats can't vomit either; it's an anatomic impossibility for them. That's why Strychnine is so effective against them; Strychnine may (occasionally) cause vomiting in other animals - including humans - but rats can't do anything but digest it and die. Same with rabbits, apparently. Please don't keep the rat poison in Little Bunny Foofoo's cage, thanks. 😕
@@RedRumble14 He did warn us. He isn't the one to blame for, for "wasting our time". To be honest, it's our own fault that we clicked on this video. It's our own choice whether to watch this video, and to click off this video. To blame someone that posted a video and telling their viewers that they wasted their time is a dumb reason to hate on their actions.
so you're really gonna reference "51 Famous Filmmakers In 10 Minutes" and not only keep it unlisted but not give any context to where you're referencing all those youtube comments from?
Fun fact: I once upset my grandmother as a kid because she wanted to go up the Empire State Building but I am deathly afraid of heights so we didn’t go
"There are so many productive things you could be doing right now." Austin, I just got off work and I am so, so tired. Please just give me the mental equivalent of empty calories. I deserve it.
You know… it took me a while to realize he probably spend way more than thirty minutes finding this information, then had to interpret the information, then had to edit the information, then had to calculate the time it would take to reach thirty minutes of the information, and then had to read out all that information for us, going through more torture than any of us would by simply watching this video.
ikr. It probably took him several hours to produce this. Like 4 hours easily, but I wouln't be surprised by 10h. Editing takes long, and unless he has a website that sprouts random facts (maybe random wikipedia page) the research probably took 2+ hours too.
And on stark contrast here I am, who hasn’t consumed a single drop of ketchup in the last 3 years. You can enjoy your 2 to 3 bottles a month I’ll make the average stay the same
I was surprised by the sales of CDs and vinyls fact not because vinyls are more popular again but because I didn’t realise that CDs were already available in the 80s
As someone with ADHD, these videos are by my favorite of the ones you make. Just random bits of information to satisfy my thirst for knowledge without having to fight my short attention span.
Yeah this was only half of a normal class time school reccomends that but eight times more (6 periods) Yes, we watch this pretty much 8 times a school day.
@@thatboyakira4202 I mean, he was just doing a calculation. r/iamverysmart is usually used for people acting smug and using big words, sometimes incorrectly.
@@idealab5289 Ohhh, there's a thought. I took that sentence as "fell" in its uncommonly used Adjective form instead of as a Past Tense Verb. "The horse raced past the barn unholy" or "The horse ran swiftly past the wicked barn." It's still a little archaic and awkward, but it makes sense. 🤔
26:36 "The old man the boat." = "The [elderly people] [operate] the boat." "The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families." = "The [group of buildings on the same lot] houses soldiers [of both Married and Single statuses] and their families." "The horse raced past the barn fell." = "The horse [that was] raced past the barn [subsequently] fell" or "The horse [ran] past the [unholy] barn." I _think_ I'm getting the hang of these Garden Path sentences. Thanks, Austin! 😁
I got the first two, but scrolled way down in the comments trying to understand someone who could explain the horse one, but I still don't understand how it has a grammatically correct meaning. Maybe I don't know enough about grammar, but it feels like the first interpretation should have a that and the second interpretation should say "fell barn". Can you explain more?
I already knew over half also did you know that Zachery Taylor was the 12th president of the USA also hulsman is who invented cups BOOM BOUNS FACTS💥💥💥💥💥
6:43 to 7:49 sounds exactly like a piece of dialogue I would hear in a dream that somehow carries the entire plot, causing me to wake up in a cold sweat, and vaguely remember while stressing over trying to figure out what it meant.
1:15 Approximately half of Shakespeare's sales are from children suffering under the yoke of enforced English/literature classes throughout high school.
It's especially baffling that it's crossed the pond to America, I kiiinda get it in England, where it's part of our cultural backdrop in a very direct way. But America probably has more Native American, African, Dutch and Spanish heritage each than British, not to mention all subsequent immigration, and I can imagine now that like three quarters of American students being told to study Shakespeare are just like "........but WHY?"
@@boiledelephant It's crossed the pond to pretty much everywhere that features English Literature as a subject. Joke's on the education system, I was already reading Shakespeare before it came up in school.
Imagine entering a look-alike competition for yourself and losing. Seems like the kind of thing that would be more common before the invention of photography
"Potatoes and bacon share a commonality in that neither of them are coconuts" Wait what? You're telling me that potatoes, bacon and coconuts aren't the same thing?
Shakespeare:*talks to a woman*
Woman:*rolls her eyes*
Shakespeare: this must be what women do when they think someone is hot
lol
Lmao
A true Shakespearean romance.
"she is so into me"
C: can't tell
I love how this whole thing is delivered with a tone of moderated aggression.
It's because he has a leaky ceiling, I'm guessing.
@@Wlduser Genius!
@@Wlduser oh hey tiffany is that one guy’s middle name i guess i did actually learn something
Always
You watched this whole thing
I feel like I’ve learned so much but at the same time I’ve learned nothing
Its somthing to spark conversation with
So same as schools huh?
@@blank14800 lmao
to much like school 💀
Me spending any time on the internet
Potato and bacon are not coconut.
I waited a lifetime for such truly information
I love how he started this series out of spite and is now spiteful that its popular
He’s evolving. Just -backwards- sideways.
Spite, it's underrated.
Oh forreal? How come?
😂😂😂
Larry David opened up a spite store (coffee shop) on Curb Your Enthusiasm...
...and it backfired on him too!
😆
@@HPBgirl I think he’s spiteful about it’s success bc all of his other videos take so much effort and hours of editing to make but we keep asking for videos about useless information which takes no effort at all and is super easy to do.
“The patent for the fire hydrant was destroyed in a fire”
I r o n y
More like Firony
@@maqasafarli5541 Shut
@@craigmccune6066 no u
@William Lake no u no u no u no u
Some body somewhere should of had a receipt for it.
Teacher - “Now remember everyone there will be a test on this later”
@@charlzker why though lol
Me ugh can you repeat the vidio
Then proceeds to have different questions that we also didnt study for
@@TotallyRoSaid I had a teacher who did that one time in 8th grade. We had one question from a book we read. The book we read however, was the shortened version and didn’t include the moment it referenced. The teacher than proceeded to instead of say, get rid of the question, he told us the answer ONCE and then proceeded to put the question on the FINAL EXAM!
@@Blue_Salamander8 that’s just sad
I've been falling asleep to these, keep my brain engaged enough to not wander off to bad thoughts but also not intently focused
Good idea
Excellent idea (after having had a night of almost no sleep)
Same here
I was trying that but I live in Springfield mo. Lots of weird weather facts but so confused because it seemed incomplete after 10 minutes it bugged me so much I had to roll over and start again To find I hadn’t missed a thing it was just a statement of temperature.
This exactly what I do
"Charlie Chaplin once entered a look alike contest of himself, and lost."
Not only that, but he lost SPECTACULARLY. There was about 40 competitors, and he came 27TH. Lmao
Lol
I love that
imagine not looking enough like yourself
@@staralul I Googled before making the comment
Dolly parton lost too 😂
“I should get out of here before they call the cops”
Who walks into their garden to see a random person saying common names whilst a drone is spinning around them
E
E
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no matter where i look i always see u
@@metalsapka5428 F
OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I WAS KIDNAPPED AND THE GUY WOULD ONLY LET ME GO IF I KNEW THE TEMPERATURE OF Springfield, MO, USA, on 2/1/11 TUE (5:55am)
Timestamp?
“Rabbits not being able to vomit” that is an extremely important thing to know for bunny owners!
That makes me wonder if there are scientists who SPECIFICALLY run tests to see if certain animals can vomit…
@@relser187 yes, and rats also can’t
Neither can horses
@@catchara1496 Temple University School of Pharmacy pharmacology lab last demonstration was feeding a bunny an oral lethal dose of nicotine. It was horrific. Two different kinds of seizures the last one so bad the bunny broke its own back. We were told at the time that bunnies unlike humans cannot vomit up a poison.
Why was this demonstration done? To get our attention. Make no mistakes because stuff like this will happen to our human patients. In my 40 years of practice, if I ever have ANY doubt about a prescription, IT DOES NOT GET FILLED. I have thrown away thousands of dollars worth of compounds because I had doubt about how it was made.
I remember that damn bunny like it was yesterday.
not exactly, if rabbits did vomit, it wouldn't change anything
“A solid 30 minutes of extreme trivia questions you will need to know at game night”
Fixed your title
I chuckled
Emotions are nice
@@big4head381 same
Like i would actually remember that
haha, im on a trivia team and im watching these to "study"
I’m on vacation so this is as productive as it gets
Same
Bruh same
Wut u work as
Oh hey _me too lol_
I just got my wisdom teeth pulled so this is a welcome distraction
You forgot to mention my favourite bit! The Beatles' LOTR movie was turned down by Tolkein himself, due to having lived three doors down from them in 1964. He described the sounds of them practising as "indescribable", which I'm sure is a very evocative term for a writer of his calibre.
Austin you can't just keep one-upping yourself like this
2029: A solid day of useless information
2050: A Solid Week of Useless Information
2070: All Information.
2100: All Useless Information about The Afterlife (REAL EXPERIENCE)
2035: The world record for the longest string of useless information is this video, clocking in at 45 hours, 20 minutes, and 20 seconds.
2077
A solid year of information on the 2020 game made about this year
At least It doesn’t last 5 hours and I’m not forced to remember it because there’s gonna be a test about it.
ain't that the realest thing i've seen today
*Relatable*
Where is school 5 hours instead of 7?
5 hours? We get 7
yeah imagine that, it would have no reason!
"Potatoes and Bacon both share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut"
Thanks for the clarification
they also share that with most humans...
@@jan_harald nah im a coconut
I'll be honest, I was looking for this comment
@@user___name2468 really? Im a sammich
@@gracefulrx Really? I’m a squid.
I rewatch all these videos when I’m sick, currently can’t eat solid food so this is a very mind numbing way to disassociate. Thank you very much sir.
6:35
"Potatoes and bacon serve a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut"
GENIUS who could've thought
that sht cracked me up 😂😂
Ergo, since neither potatoes nor bacon migrate, coconuts do.
I've always wondered about that.
Cannot argue with that!
Everything in this universe is either a coconut or not
I just wasted 30 minutes of my day hearing things I’m gonna never remember and I’m proud
Honey can’t spoil and polar bears are left handed, the only ones I can remember
Better than 70% of what we consume daily to be honest
I do this at school every day but i never feel proud
Same bro
It's not 30 minutes wasted if I speed it up to 2x :3
Of course the letters T H E would be the most used in the Nancy Drew series
I guess that mystery is solved.
I was wondering why H was used so much.
I didn't really get the joke, could you please explain it to me? 😅
@@urishitapawar The letters T, H, and E spell the word "the" which is used in most (if not all) of the book titles.
@@EVOKE7347 Ohhhhhhhh 😮
Got it, thanks a lot for telling! 😁🤍🤎
I assure you that eye-rolling had a "negative connotation" WELL before the 1980's! I was born in 1958, and, as early as kindergarten, an eye-roll toward either Mom or Dad would earn me a slap. They would say, "Don't you roll your eyes at me, young man!" It took a lot of discipline to curtail my eye-rolling activities! I'm sure any senior watching this video would absolutely concur with me. Facts that you get out of a book somewhere can't hold a candle to actual experience!
"Potatoes and bacon share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut"
I can't man...
time?
@@danielmyslivec8926 6:35
He isn't wrong though.
.
that one got me too.... wh...wa.... wu... what? ROFLMAO
"asthma causes kids to miss 10 million school days every year"
me who knows there's only 365 days in a year:
Kids: who feel like there are 10 million days in the school year
Get this to 365 likes
When I read that the video said that and It was so perfectly timed
@@llkg9 Definitely not there's like 170 or something. I don't actually know but it's around that
@@NoThankUBeQuiet Thank you for clarifying. I thought there were actually 10 million.
So it's NOT going to take 59k years for my kids to graduate? 🤣
I like how the fire hydrant’s patent was destroyed in a fire.
you became the very thing you swore to destroy (or the other way around, i dunno)
@@lilgaymarker you got destroyed by the very thing you swore to destroy
The fire was trying to save itself lol
Ironic
@ insert name, must resist the urge to like
As someone who loves being a fountain of useless knowledge, I vibe with this!
i am the same way 🤣
“A potato and bacon are not coconuts”
@@Peace_of_Toast we live and leaarn everyday travis, who would of thought, NOT coconuts, crazy man,,
@@bobmiller7502 sure is crazy
* font
“There’s so many productive things you could be doing” well it’s my lunch break and I’m eating soup
Soup
Soup
Soup
soup
Salad
His FBI agent must be so confused with his search history
😂😂😂
"His' FBI agent" like everyone has their own assigned FBI agent lmao.
I like how this series started as a banal middle finger to one asshole commenter and now it’s one of the most popular series on the channel. It’s truly an inspiration
An inspiration to what be an a hole commenter so TH-camrs get ideas for good videos?
My roommate was fixated on hand washing his dishes, saying it saves water. I nearly lost my mind because there was still food stuck to pans and shit too he just sucked at hand washing.
"Most people lose about 30% of their taste buds while flying in an airplane"
So THAT'S the deal with airline food...
You joke, but that’s actually where that comes from. Food tastes weird on a plane because of the pressure, so it’s enough of a universal experience to make a good joke.
its caused by the extreme low humidity. Also its believed the constant noise also contributes to it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Science people say the funniest stuff.
UR JUST AN HATER OF AIRLINE FOOD! I WILL RAGE BECAUSE IT IS SO TASTY IN FACT I STOLE AN AIRLINES CAFE FOOD ANDMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YUMMY YUMMY
@@gn8ce was that a joke, or are you the joke?
_"911, what is your emergency?"_ -
_"Yes, hello. There's a man, standing in a field... reading off popular baby names from the 50ies, while a drone circles him! COME QUICK!"_
I feel I should comment
Ngl Karens might be the only ones that has an ability to do this
reason:
Intruding on Private Property most presumably
*italic*"miss in mot sure that qualifies as an emergency.
Stay where you are. Do not try to confront him yourself. Bolt your doors and keep everything secure indoors.
We would love to come, but there is a real crime going on somewhere and he is not black.
that is the worst spelling of "the 50s" i have ever read. thank you.
As a histopathologist, the fact that my field of work being the number one piece of useless information hit me in the feels 😭 😭
Damn
I’m sure it’s a very important study, but for non-medical students we just see every subcategory of medicine as “medical studies”
what course did you study to become a histopathologist? Also is it a good/ fun job I'm really interested in it!
Skill issue
@@glittergrapefruit5843 it's a great job
The fact that honey does not spoil is actually useful information thank you Austin
this is like having a conversation with my grandpa
He sounds interesting and wise. You’re very lucky to have him as your grandpa. Obviously, none of us will be around forever, but he’s older than you are, so be sure to enjoy him as much as you can, and to appreciate having him in your life, and be sure that he knows how much you do. I wish I’d taken that advice while I still could. You still can, so take advantage of it.
@@chriswebster24 wow
This is like having a conversation with myself.
What's your grandpa's number? x I'm 😋🤗🤔😹😹😹...but forrealzies...🤔🙏🤔🤗💋💜💜💜💜💜
@@chriswebster24 thank you for speaking the same language comedy and wisdom and love go hand in hand 🤗💋💜💜💜💜💜💜🙏
I love the underlying frustration, the near resentment, that this series is somehow your most popular production. It almost certainly has some level of sincerity to it, and it works incredibly well on a comedic level. Like you are recognizing, and resigning yourself to the phrase "Give the people what they want." I love it.
Also if you see this, do another panel at Visioncon. I missed the year you were there.
He keeps getting more and more disappointed that this is what his life has come to XD I love it
Imagine if all colors were named after fruits.
“My favorite color is banana”
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PLUM
(the purple ones, not the pinkish red ones lol)
blueberry
My favorite color is Granny Smith apples
@@OmegaTheSillyWolf, Instantly exposed the flaw with this system.
@@Jaydee8652 lol true. Maybe our established system should stay in place
So the cost of gas in 2009 sent me down a little rabbit hole on gas prices vs oil prices. I get that there are other expenses beyond the cost of crude, but why is the cost of gas in 2023 around double what it was in 2009, while the WTI index is within a few dollars?
It's corporate greed. That's it.
Yep, the local refineries set the prices arbitrarily to whatever they think people will pay at the moment
I physically nodded when he said "Still here?" as if to get him to get on with it and dispense me my useless facts.
I did that "frown smile" thing people do, then said "yup" and laughed as if he was right here ._.
@BLVGaming / Y1000 nods
Austin: "There are so many productive things you could be doing right now."
Me: "Useless fact number 1."
@Jeffery Jerome We love the Australians... but yes, they did lose a war to mf EMUS
From new Zealand 🇳🇿
"Honey does not spoil."
This is useful.
Roasted Wolly mamoth trunk in honey crust. The newest ingredient are the spices everything else is 4000-40000 years old
Because it is bad to begin with ; )
Oh. I guess this isn't the video I was looking for. Thanks.
@Repent Repent HAIL SATAN! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
@Repent Repent yeah, nah. I'll sacrifice a newborn baby tonight as I beseech Baal to repeatedly enter you & bring you to the glory of the Prince of DARKNESSSSSSS, Lord of Evil, and mighty Pointed Phallus!!! HAIL SATAN! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
“In that neither of them is a coconut” almost made me choke to death
I feel like sometime in the future, Austin will release a video saying he's hidden a treasure somewhere in the world, and the clues to find it are within these videos.
The part where he counts letters from the book titles seems like part of the code
austinmcconnel arg
It's in that island that's for sale for $65,000
@@mrs.pantocow4747 you have to buy the island for $65k in order to win the grand prize of $65,000.01
no, i cant believe this video is useful
"there are so many productive things you could be doing right now"
Bitch im learning
@@bluzare learning at 1am in the morning is a great way to learn actually
i think
@@bluzare 6 in the morning for me for some reason ??
And how many non-productive?
"I dont know how to play our taxes but I know that rabbits dont vomit"
Playing your taxes is more fun than paying them
horses don't vomit either
@DEEJMASTER 333 same
Pigeons don't have a sense of fullness so they may die due to overeating. Also, some birds have to swallow and vomit rocks to help with digestion
Rats can't vomit either; it's an anatomic impossibility for them. That's why Strychnine is so effective against them; Strychnine may (occasionally) cause vomiting in other animals - including humans - but rats can't do anything but digest it and die.
Same with rabbits, apparently. Please don't keep the rat poison in Little Bunny Foofoo's cage, thanks. 😕
6:35 ‘potatoes and bacon share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut’
best fact of the video hands down
Agreed
"Potatoes and Bacon both share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut"
*OH REALLY*
I am also not a coconut
.... *or am I*
@@wramg You and I are not really coconuts... or ARE we?? *theme music plays
HHAAHAHAHAH this fucking killed me
can i get a time stanp
It does say useless information...
"Fire hydrant original patent destroyed by fire"
"You have become the very thing you swore to destroy"
You underestimate my fire resistance
ironic...
Last year a fire station in my country was badly damage by, you guessed it, a fire.
"The longest piece of literature ever written is a fan fiction taking place in the Super Smash Bros universe, over 4 million words long."
No, the biggest one is fanfic of LOTR and the Hobbit, "At the Edge of Lasg’len" and The Loud House: Revamped.
Typing at a speed of 100wpm, it would take 50 minutes of typing every single day since the release of smash bros, to type that many words
Ah, yes, SSB fanfics.
Wrong, it's fallout Equestria
@@PHNTMHIVE multiple people likely worked on it
OMG this is freaking Brilliant. I can't remember 1 of your statements but this kept my attention untill it was finished.
Great stuff.
All I remembered was rabbits can't vomit 😅
"Honey does not spoil."
Sadly this video was not sponsored by Honey or that could have been a good segue.
The first correct spelling of segue for its intended purpose on the internet I’ve seen in the past two decades
@@cj-3810 I’ve been living a lie, I’ve always thought it was Segway, like the vehicle.
@@ArnoBreakChecker Ah yes, the invention whose owner killed himself while trying to test out the product.
@@kingofcrap4414 uhhhh lets talk about bees instead
His voice was so full of joy while saying: "Strawberrys have up to 200 seeds"
Damn why no spoileralert😭😭😭
@@lukassyversen why you looking in the comments before watching the whole video if you dont want spoilers wtf
@@nicorojs hahah you were the comment that came up when i opened the vid
@@nicorojs was also a joke, not really a problem to get things spoiled given how useless information this is hahah
Aren’t strawberries the only fruit with their seed on the outside?
"Did you do it?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
"30 Minutes."
you have summoned the marvel fandom
So did I 😂
It may be useless information, but it’s not boring.
People why are u watching this? Are you like being fed with horseshiatttt? Smash a dislike, he just made $ and waste your time!
@@RedRumble14 WE BROUGHT THIS ON TO OUR SELFS, WE CHOSE TO WATCH AND HONESTLY, NO REGRETS
@@RedRumble14 He did warn us. He isn't the one to blame for, for "wasting our time". To be honest, it's our own fault that we clicked on this video. It's our own choice whether to watch this video, and to click off this video. To blame someone that posted a video and telling their viewers that they wasted their time is a dumb reason to hate on their actions.
aboutta to watch this in loop in order to memorize everything to never run out of stuff to talk about during awkward conversations again.
Share this video while I go look into the history of knocker-upper knocker-upper knocker-uppers.
You should get input from other creators on TH-cam for more of these videos. Tom Scott comes to mind.
so you're really gonna reference "51 Famous Filmmakers In 10 Minutes" and not only keep it unlisted but not give any context to where you're referencing all those youtube comments from?
Thank you, I will retain all of this information so I can flash back to it while I'm doing a math test
But who wakes up the knocker upper knocker-upper knocker-uppers?
Please include if there is any connection to the slang term "knocked up." I really need to know but not enough to research for myself. Thanks.
Fun fact: I once upset my grandmother as a kid because she wanted to go up the Empire State Building but I am deathly afraid of heights so we didn’t go
ok
Ok
Ok
very fun fact, i love that fact
ok
"There are so many productive things you could be doing right now."
Austin, I just got off work and I am so, so tired. Please just give me the mental equivalent of empty calories. I deserve it.
... huh. That is what this is.
"Goddamnit Greg, give me my fucking brain cookies."
I usually scroll past this series on my home page, however now i'm tipsy with nowhere to go in a hotel room what perfect timing for this!
You know… it took me a while to realize he probably spend way more than thirty minutes finding this information, then had to interpret the information, then had to edit the information, then had to calculate the time it would take to reach thirty minutes of the information, and then had to read out all that information for us, going through more torture than any of us would by simply watching this video.
This should be the actual top comment.. i know we all thought about it for a second but forgot throughout the video..
Not to mention get all the video shots delivering this information
ikr. It probably took him several hours to produce this. Like 4 hours easily, but I wouln't be surprised by 10h. Editing takes long, and unless he has a website that sprouts random facts (maybe random wikipedia page) the research probably took 2+ hours too.
how often do you watch youtube lmao, this is a decently common thing
"The average person consumes 3 bottles of ketchup a year"
*Worriedly looks at my second bottle for this month*
And on stark contrast here I am, who hasn’t consumed a single drop of ketchup in the last 3 years. You can enjoy your 2 to 3 bottles a month I’ll make the average stay the same
In the eyes of statistics, if you go hunting, and miss a deer with 3 inches to the left, then 3 inches to the right, you shot the deer
@@iceran9622 anti ketchup gang let's go
Dont worry my mom doesnt eat any ketchup
@@whirlwind872 Yes, I hate ketchup.
Potatoes and Bacon share a commonality which is that neither of them is a *C O C O N U T*
What a crazy world we live in.
life is crazy, man
Wait, they aren't? I'VE BEEN LIED TO MY WHOLE LIFE?!
6:35
Dude really tries to make a point that this is Useless Information Video
This proves we live in a society
0:51 Me and my mom were asking this exact question one time when we were eating lunch, now i know the answer.
"the colour orange is named after the fruit, not the other way round" he says while holding a mandarin
Guava
And the fruit is named after the plant.
Forgot where I heard this (maybe QI), but Austin is wrong, apparently it orginally came from the tree (I think)
mandarin, orange, satsuma, its all just dimpled orange spheres
@@thecynth3820 the fruit was named after the tree then the color was named after the fruit.
"honey does not spoil" that's actually extremely useful to anyone who has ever set foot in a kitchen before
probably common knowledge considering most things have expiration dates
It will only get spoiled if you treat is as a princess
@@antonalard481 …
@@antonalard481 yeah cuz shes my honey...........
ill see myself out
And archeologist. Although they might be better off with the knowledge you should still check the honey for objects befor eating it anyway
"There are so many productive things you could be doing right now!" I'm pooping, this *is* productive
no it's wasteful xD
Same
Very
I am also pooping. I think this is the closest we've ever been to being friends.
🤣🤣🤣
I was surprised by the sales of CDs and vinyls fact not because vinyls are more popular again but because I didn’t realise that CDs were already available in the 80s
As someone with ADHD, these videos are by my favorite of the ones you make. Just random bits of information to satisfy my thirst for knowledge without having to fight my short attention span.
@Whitespace what a great and informative comment
@@a.t.9654 Same
Does this mean I have ADHD? I like this content 🤔
@@SievertSchreiber “Either people with ADHD need to stop being so relatable, or I need to go see a doctor.”
It's all the fun of TH-cam spirals, packaged in one easily accessible video.
Sequel Idea: 30 minutes of productive things you _could_ be doing right now.
sounds like a good april fools vid
hahha
@@thesovietunion9542 it's them!!!
Why must you mock me in this way
Hey no ok listen I do not come here to BE PRODUCTIVE NO
Now do "A solid 12 years of useless information" and now you made school free for every student watching
;-;
@@pufflepoint hahahhahahahahah IT IS
And the best comment award goes too...
underated comment
13*
Thank you for the useful information on the fact that this video is a solid 30 minutes of useless information
Austin: “30 minutes of useless information.”
Schools: *that’s insultingly low.*
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
@@_justice570 we separate kids using right brain from the left brain
Yeah this was only half of a normal class time school reccomends that but eight times more (6 periods) Yes, we watch this pretty much 8 times a school day.
@Xedx No
just wait a decade he'll get to 6 hours eventually
I love how exhausted he sounds with everyone for wanting this.
AustinMcConnell: "a solid 30 minutes of useless information"
Schools: ".. Pathetic"
"How about 12 years?"
@@a.t.4527 r/iamverysmart
@@thatboyakira4202 I mean, he was just doing a calculation. r/iamverysmart is usually used for people acting smug and using big words, sometimes incorrectly.
@@dogmania2892 so... what should I do? I dont use reddit to much so...
@@a.t.4527 I respect your commitment and I don’t wanna bother checking
“The horse raced past the barn fell” is something I cannot wrap my mind around
Think of it as "the horse that was raced past the barn fell"
@@idealab5289 the horse (that raced past the barn) fell down?
@@DylanDraper1 The horse itself didn't race. It was raced. The horse (that was) raced past the barn fell
@@idealab5289 Ohhh, there's a thought. I took that sentence as "fell" in its uncommonly used Adjective form instead of as a Past Tense Verb. "The horse raced past the barn unholy" or "The horse ran swiftly past the wicked barn." It's still a little archaic and awkward, but it makes sense. 🤔
*This video is 31 minutes and 50 seconds.*
So 1 minute and 50 seconds of it can possibly be the meaning of life. And we didn’t even know it.
🤔
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm indeed
It’s just the intro and the outro and nothing else.
@@ghastlyghandi4301 the word possibly is doing most of the work there
True
"In this quiet way, the first fortnight of her visit soon passed away." *H A M*
"Ham" is a real classic line of literature.
fortnite lol
@@scruffymusique fortnight not fortnite
YOU SAID FROTNITE!!!!11!!!!1 BOO, THAT GAME IS DEAD AND BAD!!!111!
@@jockeyfield1954 I agree
When he gets to 8 hours, he should just name the video “school”
Nah, 11 years
Lol
*C H L O R O P H Y L*
@@phoenixwrong2493 nah 1.5 - 2 decades
@@patrykdabrowski1788 P Y T H A G O R E A N T H E O R E M
1:57 But who woke up the Knocker-Upper Knocker-Uppers, was it the Knocker-Upper Knocker-Upper Knocker-Uppers?
This is the funniest comment I've ever read
Who knocked up the knocker uppers?
The amount of this I actually absorb and end up telling other people is startling.
Rabbits can’t vomit!!! 😱
It takes me 10 minutes to walk down to my local pub, but 35 minutes to walk home. The difference is staggering.
Bro I still tell people about the world’s longest bench and it’s been over 3 years.
"Honey does not spoil" - That's actually some useful info.
Redo the video with new info
Honey is also the only thing we humans eat that is produced by an insect.
@@jlotrujillo nah I eat beetle shit
I thought that was common knowledge?
i mean it’s common knowledge tho
“bubble wrap was originally invented as a wallpaper”
me, with ADHD: *country roads, take me home, to the place where i belooong... bubble wrap house*
bubble wrap house
with a pet mouse
take me home
bubble wrap house
@@_xndr7027
blouse button in my mouth
Ouch
How
Can I eat without
a cow
Me too lmfao
bubble rap HOME
The difference between information and knowledge
26:36 "The old man the boat." = "The [elderly people] [operate] the boat."
"The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families." = "The [group of buildings on the same lot] houses soldiers [of both Married and Single statuses] and their families."
"The horse raced past the barn fell." = "The horse [that was] raced past the barn [subsequently] fell" or "The horse [ran] past the [unholy] barn."
I _think_ I'm getting the hang of these Garden Path sentences. Thanks, Austin! 😁
I got the first two, but scrolled way down in the comments trying to understand someone who could explain the horse one, but I still don't understand how it has a grammatically correct meaning. Maybe I don't know enough about grammar, but it feels like the first interpretation should have a that and the second interpretation should say "fell barn". Can you explain more?
The last spoken word in “The Empire Strikes Back” is “Ouch”
That’s a good one
Lol
It's not useless information, just random trivia without a base theme and that's the beauty of it.
Some of it is truly, utterly useless information. A lot of it isn't, though.
@@distraction2803 true
The fact that I already know half of this useless information, makes me worried and glad.
I like the Vegito profile picture
me too
I only knew about a fifth and I'm worried....why do I know this useless crap??
I already knew over half also did you know that Zachery Taylor was the 12th president of the USA also hulsman is who invented cups BOOM BOUNS FACTS💥💥💥💥💥
The fact that I knew 3/4 quarters of this nonsense makes me scared of my potential
6:43 to 7:49 sounds exactly like a piece of dialogue I would hear in a dream that somehow carries the entire plot, causing me to wake up in a cold sweat, and vaguely remember while stressing over trying to figure out what it meant.
I’m simply devastated that my rabbit cannot share in the joy of vomiting
Guaranteed no gag reflex though 😏
vomiting saves lives
Crazy how you included my entire school curriculum in this video
Don't be ridiculous. We never learnt this in school! We learnt much more useless information this crap is way more useful.
That's an insult to these informations
@@tatertatertatertatertater stfu
@@Kanyewestbiggestfan123 ? They’re saying that this video is more important than school
except it is uselessly extended for 12 years instead of 30 mins :)
1:15 Approximately half of Shakespeare's sales are from children suffering under the yoke of enforced English/literature classes throughout high school.
It's especially baffling that it's crossed the pond to America, I kiiinda get it in England, where it's part of our cultural backdrop in a very direct way. But America probably has more Native American, African, Dutch and Spanish heritage each than British, not to mention all subsequent immigration, and I can imagine now that like three quarters of American students being told to study Shakespeare are just like "........but WHY?"
@@boiledelephant It's crossed the pond to pretty much everywhere that features English Literature as a subject. Joke's on the education system, I was already reading Shakespeare before it came up in school.
Tomatoes are fruits, and yet 1:31 "Tomatoes are the official "vegetable" of New Jersey.
I just CAN'T be the only one to have caught that.
I just did not want to comment.
" be kind to them at the park" that delivery was perfect
man gon remember the rage voice of someone saying "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE I JUST WANNA EAT MY PB&J IN PEACE"
He only said (be kind to them)
@@patrickswafford1906 bruh are you deaf
No very drunk
@@patrickswafford1906 lol hahaha
"i would show you a video, but i don't want to watch it"
*thank God*
@Anthony Hamilton pp
Me; "I'll look it up later."
Imagine entering a look-alike competition for yourself and losing. Seems like the kind of thing that would be more common before the invention of photography
Talking about look-alike people, the face of that guy looks just like the face of my childhood friend that's a female
I have visited a bench in Karlskrona, Sweden it is about 260 meters long.
Since I am conscious of the concept of these videos, my mind is literally forgetting each fact a few seconds after he told them.
just like school
Bacon and potatoes have in common that they aren't coconuts
"30 minutes of useless information."
Schools: You gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbere.
Totally didn't expect this 'joke'...
That Vegan Teacher: Am I a joke to you?
hahaha
this video is just school system in a nutshell lmao
This will be more useful than the years of school will ever be
It’s like being in school again. It’s a lot of information I will neither retain nor use ever again.
I am completely obsessed with this
"Potatoes and bacon share a commonality in that neither of them are coconuts"
Wait what? You're telling me that potatoes, bacon and coconuts aren't the same thing?
They're also both delicious breakfast items. Potato, bacon, eggs and cheese in a tortilla. Mmmm.
@@vich8810 whispers* um you forgot the coconuts...
@@chapsm.7334 They said both, meaning potatos and bacon.
@@Elyricai Yeah I know I was just joking.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK!